#Bimboozled
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voidpants · 4 years ago
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bimboozle
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(of a woman or feminine presenting individual) to pretend ignorance of simple concepts or common knowledge in order to bait mansplainers
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totallyshattered · 2 years ago
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Terms of Service
Katya was going to follow her dream. She was going to be an influencer.
Like so many other girls, she'd grown up admiring beautiful models living a life of constant attention and external validation.
They were so glamorous, so classy, so carefree looking! She wanted to be like that, beautiful but untouchable, unobtainable.
However, the reality was that being an influencer took a lot of work, and getting started was proving EXPENSIVE. Things like makeup, clothes, " healthy lifestyle" super foods, everything just piled up.
Katya tried cutting corners wherever she could. She was able to get some cheap camera and staging equipment on sale or from some second hand stores, which helped somewhat.
She also decided to skimp on picture modding software and apps. Instead of buying an expensive piece of software along with the computer she'd need or paying some pay-to-play mobile app, she started shopping the app store for free options.
Katya was a smart girl, she knew she could make it work. It was her dream, nothing would stop her!
She went through app after frustrating app trying to find something halfway decent until one day she stumbled on an app that looked really good and had a ton of features for modding pictures.
It was called Bimboozle, and it said it was looking for influemces to beta test who would get the app for free as long as they agreed to share their info and use as many features as possible.
There was this long service agreement, and a non disclosure, some disclaimer about private ownership. She just scrolled without reading and clicked agree on each one. All these were the same anyway.
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Katya was ecstatic, it was so good! It could do everything she wanted. It also had a feature called Tipz. If you clicked on the icon for Tipz, it would give some advice on how to use functions, or advice for what to adjust. It was really very helpful!
Every time you used it, it would ask a survey question, "Did this Tipz help you Bimboozle yourself?" It was silly, and she rolled her eyes, but she'd agreed to test and rate the features.
So Katya would always click either the OMG Yes! option which made a happy little chime that made her feel all warm whenever she heard it, or the Totes No! option that played a sound that, for some reason, made her feel stressed.
Thankfully, the Tipz were usually really good, so she got to hear the happy sound a lot!
"Bigger is better! Add a bit more to your bust for the boys!"
Did this help?
OMG Yes! *happy chime*
"Pouts are pretty! Puff up those puckerers!"
Did this help?
OMG Yes! *happy chime*
She felt so good using the Tipz like that. She started to feel warm and fuzzy when she lovingly molded her increasingly sexy pictures.
It was funny. She didn't seem to need them to mod pics so much anymore, but she still gave feedback every time she used them.
Her hair seemed lighter and lighter. And. had it really grown 6 inches in a few weeks?
*happy chime*
Well, she was eating healthier, and she'd been getting so much more sun, which could bleach her hair naturally. And she just loooooved how the color looked.
She had to buy new bras again. Something about going up 3 cup sizes in a month seemed weird.
*happy chime*
Well, she was still a growing girl after all. And yay, these new bras were totes so sexy!
Katya was ecstatic, feeling so bubbly and fulfilled as her following grew. And she got so many compliments! She was making money, feeling good and sexy, and people were so interested in her every activity. It was her dream life.
She took a new sexy selfie, opened the app to modify it, and clicked the Tipz like always. She needed to hear that chime. It made her feel so HOT!
"Brains are for boys, bimbos are blank! Show your fans just how dumb you can be!"
Did this help?
*happy chime*
Katya moaned. She really did look so dumb looking in her pic. She could see how boys would like it.
She tried to make a dumber expression in the next pic. It really wasn't that hard. She'd been feeling fuzzier lately.
"Good Girls think with their cunts! Show your fans just how sexy it feels when you're dripping!"
Did this help?
*happy chime*
"Fuuuuucckkkk," such an amazing sound. And she really did feel horny. Maybe she could do a more adult shoot. Katya bet her followers would love to see pics of her rubbing her seemingly constantly aroused vulva on objects around her apartment.
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It had been 3 months since Kitty had downloaded Bimboozle. Life was perfect!
Her porny pics had spawned a whole new adventure for her. Her constantly dripping slit seemed to have all the best ideas, and she loved seeing all the cocks her fans were sending her.
New pics! Her cunt was lewdly on display, and her fat titties looked perfectly fuckable. She automatically clicked the Tipz. She needed it! It was so smart, and she was so dumb, but if she did as she was told, she got cocks, and money, and cocks, and even some yummy pussy.
"You're prime pussy! Invite your followers to use and abuse you"
Did this help?
*happy chime*
Kitty squirted when she heard the chime. She hadn't even realized she'd been circling her clit until the orgasm hit.
Kitty would invite the next boy who messaged her to come over and use her body. Her still sodden pussy ached to be filled by her fans. The app told her so.
The happy chime went off on its own, and she shivered in orgasm again. She hadn't clicked on Tipz. Oh wait, the Terms of Service updated.
She could barely read anymore, but Tipz popped up to help her as always.
"Good bimboozlers are property! Agree and let Bimboozle own you for good!"
Did this help?
*happy chime*
Kitty's world exploded as she clicked Agree. She was a good bimboozler now, and she'd never been happier.
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moontouched-moogle · 6 years ago
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I consider wonderbread part of bimbo fetish. Bimbofication is just the way i look at it because in my head they are shopping for wonderbread after the bimbofication. Its hot. Live and let live we dont need to daddle about fetish definition!!
If they’re shopping for Wonderbread after the bimbofication then it’s not bimbofication because they have already been bimboficated. (Bimbofied? Bimboozled? Be-bimboed?)
Next you’re gonna tell me a doujin that starts long after the girl already dumped her original BF for a new guy counts as NTR
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diamondplatedprincess · 6 years ago
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💓 bimboozled 💓 https://www.instagram.com/p/BtkTr3DBZvC/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=2y2syfw5fir4
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arihi · 7 years ago
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Never been a big fan of bimbo hypnosis. Bimboozling however... now that's a trend I can get behind.
I am proud of bimboozling. I will never write bimbo stories, only bimboozling stories.
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folksy · 5 years ago
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bimboozled
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soulaanadelrey · 5 months ago
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I love Bimboozler because I'm a nerd but Bimbae is nice!!
I hope my new lover is into Bimbo stuff because that's my favorite kink and I miss being a bimbo doll
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totallyshattered · 2 years ago
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If I met you in real life I’d want you to do this to me
https://at.tumblr.com/totallyshattered/terms-of-service/liqdhskhrttw
-poetickinkerer
Want to get Bimboozled, baby?
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totallyshattered · 1 year ago
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I need someone to design a Bimboozle Inc. logo for me. I have no visual artistic talents, lol.
Can anybody help?
#Bimboozle
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queer-stardust-blog · 6 years ago
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Bitch I was frantic left absolutely bimboozled
I’m such a dumb bitch how did i mangae to lose a whole concha
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arihi · 7 years ago
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Y.N.S.
"What did you do to me?" She whimpered.
I watched as her intense gaze began to falter, her eyes first blinking slowly, then staying closed for longer, and longer. Her face shifted to one of confusion.
"It's...fuzzy..."
"What is?" I asked.
"My...my..." She pointed to her head. "My...mind."
"Is it?" I feigned innocence.
"I've been..." She opened her mouth, but the words didn't seem to come out. A nervous giggle. She clasped her hands over her mouth, her eyebrows furrowed as she stared at me pleadingly. I gently lowered her arms for her, her body barely resisting. She began giggling, laughing in earnest.
"What did...ahaha!" She grinned widely. "I've been..."
I spoke softly as I watched her succumb to the changes going on in her mind.
"You've been bimboozled."
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olive-is-a-jim · 7 years ago
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I think we BIMboozled them
Also I love you pun anon.
LELE N O
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