#Billdip was my Otp as a kid

[kittenscookie]

Bill: Hunny, can ya pass the salt!

Dipper: Don't call me that in public–!

Stanford: *Deep Sigh* Bill it's been decades don't–

*Dipper and Ford Pause to Stare at Each Other*

Stanford: ...

Dipper: ...

Mabel: ...

Stanley: ...

*Everyone Slowly Turns to Bill*

Bill: ......WELL WOULD YA LOOK AT THE TIME—

*Gets Jumped*

[wackpedion]

i know you're gonna get like 10 million seth asks for the ask game so i'm gonna send in dipper pines instead!!!

DIPPERRRRR ouhhhh I love him so much. ok so from this ask game:

favorite thing about them

Can I just say everything??? Idk he's just. such a silly. just a boy. He loves his sister, is anxiety riddled and insecure, very trans and autistic, a bright and curious kid, he's just amazing overall. He does has his flaws but that just adds to his lovable charm, like he's just a kid!!! ofc he'll be selfish and get up to trouble, and I wholly support it !

least favorite thing about them

Nothing. His crush on Wendy does make me cringe a bit but its ok I forgive him.

favorite line

CAN I SAY THE LAST LINE OF THE SERIES I think it was the last I don't remember. It's so good pulls at my heart. "If you've ever taken a road trip through the Pacific Northwest, you've probably seen a bumper sticker for a place called Gravity Falls. It's not on any maps and most people have never heard of it. Some people think it's a myth. But if you're curious, don't wait. Take a trip. Find it. It's out there, somewhere in the woods... waiting."

also one of the Funny Lines that come to mind is "Pacific is the worst! And I'm not just saying that out of the jealousy, I would say it to her face." [Cue Dipper opening the door to Pacifica] "You're the worst." [Slams door]

brOTP

FORD well it's more familial but I think it counts. Their relationship as uncle and nephew is sososoo important to me... Them both being nerds, how Dipper looks up to Ford and want's to be like him, the obvious parallels drawn between the sets of twins in general. Ughhhh. If we're going for a more strictly defined Friend relationship tho ermmm idk .the thing with Gravity Falls is that there's a lack of characters around Mabels and Dippers age, and the ones that exist tend to serve as antagonists

OTP

DIPCIFICAAAA not like there's many other options, as stated above. but still ughhhh they're so cute Northwest Manor Mystery ☹☹☹☹ The episode of all time. It was so cute and nice to see Pacifica show a softer side and prove herself as more than just a rich girl stereotype

nOTP

None really, theres nothing I'm particularly averse to. I suppose Candy and Dipper? Although I haven't seen many if any people actually ship that. Oh actually Wendipper I Can't with LMAO. First of all Dipper is too cringefail, second of all not fond of the age gap, third of all I just can't see Wendy being into him like Please. oh also not a big fan of Pinecest. ok seems like I Was able to turn up nOTPs lmfao

random headcanon

gonna make one up rn He's what I call conditionally ambidextrous, like me! Basically he naturally uses his left hand for certain things, and his right for others. Also that he'll need/get glasses as he grows up :3

unpopular opinion

I am wholly indifferent to billdip and IDC if people ship it, It's not my business what other people do with their pixels. and tbh the themes of manipulation and a power dynamic can be interesting when explored a certain way

song i associate with them

Oh I haven't thought about this.... gimme a moment... ermm Puppet Boy by DEVO? Cuz of that one episode lmao

favorite picture of them

I am not in a place to go through episodes and take screenshots (I am in class) so I am just going off of what turns up on google

This is SUCH a cool shot, the whole sequence of Bill coming into scene in general was so creative and amazing. And it comes from my favourite episode <3

Also idk if this counts but, Bipper <3 what a silly guy

[fangirling-heart]

For the character asks thing maybe Dipper from gf? Or King from TOH? I hope you have a nice day!! :D

Hello there and thanks for the ask! Hope you're having a nice day as well! :)

But I gotta say I can't believe you! You give me those two good boys and ask me to choose?! I'm doing both!!!

Starting with Dipper!

favorite thing about them:

I love how brave he is in so many different ways. He can charge at a massive robot to save his sister, he learns to accept himself and stand up for himself and what he believes in and he's always there for his friends and family no matter what.

least favorite thing about them:

He does tend to be a bit of a know-it-all sometimes.

favorite line:

"Look, real life stinks sometimes, okay? I'm not gonna lie. But there's a better way to get through it than denial and that's with help from the people who care about you. It's how we've gotten through our whole lives."

His whole speech in that moment was great but this was my favorite part!

brOTP:

Him and Mabel! Mystery Twins forever!

OTP:

Him and Pacifica! Honestly, as much as I love Gravity Falls, one of my biggest issues with it is the fact that there wasn't much with them.

nOTP:

Billdip and him and Wendy. Just no. Also any ship that involves a family member.

random headcanon:

Stan teaches him some box in the following summers.

unpopular opinion:

I'm... not sure I have one. Nothing comes to mind right now.

song i associate with them:

My Grand Plan from The Lightning Thief Musical

(I know it's Annabeth's song but I think it really fits him, especially the first part)

favorite picture of them

One of the funniest bits in the show in my opinion! I wonder what it would look like without context.

Now let's go for King!

favorite thing about them:

I'm gonna say his whole arc. I honestly didn't expect it to go the way it did and it was really interesting! Him going from being a child trying to be an adult and having illusions of grandeur to being an actual kid that wants to find his dad and learn about himself was just... chef's kiss! Close second is his humor.

least favorite thing about them:

(Oops, forgot this one for a moment) Probably the fact that he gets way over his head and ends up hurting or putting others in danger. I know that and the fact he's learning to get better than this are core parts of his character and I like that he learns to be better, but still. Especially in Sense and Insensitivity.

favorite line:

"Surprise, Eda! Now we're connected for life and there's nothing you can do about it!"

brOTP:

Him and Luz! Their dynamic is just so cute! I need a video of their full comedy hour!

OTP:

I don't actually ship King with anyone so, none.

nOTP:

Any ship that includes adults and anyone older than him for that matter.

random headcanon:

He stays in touch with the Collector and they regularly schedule play dates (that don't include turning people to puppets) and other activities, like going to the library when Amity is reading to kids.

unpopular opinion:

Not sure if it counts as unpopular, but I actually like his segment in Once Upon A Swap. I think it is the best part of the episode.

song i associate with them:

I... don't know? The impossible happened. I can't think of a song I associate with a character.

favorite picture of them

I mean look at those eyes! Baby King is so adorable!

[mothgardens]

i got so excited to see u tagged me omg <3 tysm

3 Ships I’m Currently Indulging-> Without fail the number one is Sastiel <3 That is currently my OTP. I also have been really into Sabriel again, I keep having on and off periods with this one. I’m always thinking about Sam’s relationships with woman as well: Rowena and SamJess are my favorites to analyze and enjoy. NonSupernatural related: AziCrow (currently working on a fic) and recently I have had a rebirth in my Reddie obsession.

My First Ship-> OMG- it had to either MikaYuu from Owari no Seraph or BillDip from Gravity Falls. The first ship I ever wrote and published about was Prinxiety from Sanders Sides though. And Lord knows I can never forget my theatre kid phase; my Hamilton days haunt me.

Last Song-> I listened to my playlist consisting of two songs: Cottontail by Nep and (You) On My Arm by Leith Ross. I highly recommend both songs.

Favorite Childhood Book-> I read the first Warrior Cats book like 4 times as a child. I never got past the second book of series though. Honorable mentions: Dork Diaries series, Diary of a Wimpy Kid series, and Black Beauty.

Currently Reading -> Physically, The Catcher in The Rye by J.D. Salinger. On AO3, heaven knows when fools fall in love by wintersnosisist (It’s a Sabriel fic). My TBR AO3 quick read is amen by you lol (aka serendipity0930) which i’m SO excited for. I’m a bitch for religious analysis and literacy, especially with Sam.

Currently Watching-> I’m still on my Supernatural second watch through, currently in the beginning of s8. I’m looking for something know to watch, but I don’t want to fall out this fandom too quick. I think I’m gonna stick to movies for a while :).

Currently Consuming-> I just ate a chocolate chunk cookie 8/10 <3

Currently Craving-> Pizza and Breadsticks man. It sound so good right now.

No pressure tags:

@trx34ksh @thanatos-dahilias @babyblue-mind

Tagged by @approximately7raccoons <333

Three ships I like right now: AH my aro brain doesn't think about ships a lot but maybe sastiel (it's so intriguing) but also thinking a lot about sam & amelia's brief relationship and loving them <3 (I can't think of a third)

First Ship: oh man it was either harry and ginny or percy and annabeth (idk if they count because they're both from like 3rd grade LMAO but they were my first encounter with romance in fiction I suppose)

Last song I listened to: Stay Down by boygenius :)

Favorite childhood book: The Keeper of the Lost Cities series had me in a CHOKEHOLD as a child I loved those like nothing else

Currently reading: Lilith by Nikki Marmery (I fucking love myth retellings)

Currently watching: the second season of Reluctant Traveler with Eugene Levy hehe he's such a guy

Currently consuming: I just had some chocolate as a pick-me-up after a doctor's appointment :)

Currently craving: ooh popcorn or smth salty like that I think

I’ll tag @mothgardens but no pressure at all <3

[m0thy-v4mp]

My opinions on Gravity Fall ships

Now before anything I'm just gonna say These are MY opinions on the ships, if you disagree, great, just don't be a bitch about it. This was requested by my good old friend @rxsyxhh WenDip (Aka Dipper x Wendy ) x | Ehhh,,, I don't see much about this ship, ofc Dipper had a huge crush on Wendy but I personally think the age gap is a little big. But I won't complain too much as their both minors. Dipcifica (Aka Dipper x Pacifica) x | This one used to be my OTP but now it's just ehrhghr. I just see them as frenemies rather than a couple. It's fine if you ship this one Mable x That one sock puppet performer x | Ehh,,, the relationship didn't work out much but ship whatever you want. As long as it isn't !nc3$+ or P3d0 BillDip / Mabill Fucking looks at you like this

Why in the fuck would you ever ship this, it's a P3d0 ship along with the fact Bill and the Pine Twins are fucking enemies. Get your head out your ass and ship something normal, gacha kid. Pinecest / Stancest Ok here we go. I'm just gonna say this once and only once, You're a fucking disgrace to this fandom if you ship this. I will block anyone who ships this along with the ship above, it's sad this ship even exists but Fujoshis need their MLM ships or whatever the fuck it is. Keep in mind though I don't mind MLM ships, I think their neat. But if you take it to P3d0 or Incest boundaries, then you're just making us look bad. Proshippers are getting blocked if I see them say one word about my opinion on the last two. Anyways sorry if there wasn't much to this unlike my Dark Deception one.

[multi-level-shipper]

Bill Cipher? (for the character list thing)

Favorite thing about them: He’s so tiny but he’s the cause of like. Literally every problem that the Pines twins run into. There’s a kind of juxtaposition between how he appears, very small and annoying, and what he can do, which is basically wreaking havoc across dimensions. 

Least favorite thing about them: I really like Bill so it was hard to come up with anything. My only nitpick is that he has all these random minions in the finale. Sure, their designs are fun, and they’re not terrible by any means, but maybe introducing less minions with more focus on their abilities specifically would’ve been nice, rather than introducing like 8 that I don’t care about the personalities of. 

Favorite Line: “DEER TEETH! FOR YOU, KID! AHAHAHAHAHA!”

BrOTP: Literally no one. Do not become friends with Bill. He will take all your money and steal your soul. He will replace any spherical objects in your house with eyeballs. Do not. 

OTP: uhh see ABOVE

nOTP: okay if you’re a BillDip shipper that’s fine, but in my opinion, it ain’t my cup of tea. Bill literally wants to cause chaos and harm to everyone he comes in contact with and actively hates the Pines family, so why would he have any reason to like Dipper and vice versa? It’s just weird to see fanart depicting Dipper having a “Bill boner” all the time. Like boi. 

Random headcanon: He doesn’t like staying on one activity for long, but often will finish a game of pool if he’s winning if there happens to be a pool table floating around in whatever dimension he’s in. There may or may not be an eyeball included in the game. 

Unpopular opinion: Don’t ship Bill with anyone and if you’re going to make him a human he has to be small, pudgy, shirtless and wearing a pyramid mascot suit. Thank you and goodnight 

Song I associate with them: 

Favorite Picture of them:

[theshipden]

Uniforms and Competitions

 the thing literally no one asked for but are getting anyway because I’m a sucker for uniforms and my OTP pining and IN uniforms

Literally just billdip and slight twin bonding

Dipper hated how he couldn't say no to his sibling, and he hated how overprotective Stan was and how Ford agreed. They both agreed to put him into JROTC during his highschool years, his sister had taken it her first year and fell in love with it. She bragged to their uncles and it seemed they thought Dipper needed that extra push, so the beginning of the school year he found himself in the classroom full of other cadets. The entirety of the first week was covered by the handbook, then a little bit about the uniforms they'd be issued the following week and finally the chain of command at the core. Luckily, his school offered the Air Force, easily the best of the branches or at least he thought so. The brunette's eyes scanned the list of names and ranks he didn't understand quite yet, hoping to remember something, what he could understand was Core Commander: Bill Cipher. The highest rank and the one who held most authority over all cadets, favored by the principal for the title. He was told he'd meet all the leaders, or were they commanders too? He wasn't sure.

Mabel, being an AS-2, meant she wasn't in his class- or flight, as they called it- and he was alone. Well except for Pacficia but they didn't really talk, more like sat next to each other for the comfort and security it caused, easing some of the anxiety they both felt. The first official task was to learn the entire 30 drill count, not the movements but simply the order in which to call them in, it was a written test. One he easily passed. Next came the first 10 commands, which were fairly easy considering they were all stationary, he and Pacifica picked them up without any struggles. The weeks seemed to fly by, he signed up for service projects and got over his expected hours, and uniforms were issued out. He was instructed on the proper way to wear everything, from the shoes and socks to the buttons and ties, only when he gathered ribbons and badges did he need to learn more. Passing inspections were easy it seemed.

The first time he'd met Bill was unexpected. Dipper was writing down some notes about the current lesson on the Air Force development when the sudden booming voice of his flight commander interrupt his train of thoughts, calling them all to attention as someone entered the room. Immediately all cadets snapped to the rightful position, standing upright with their arms pinned to their sides, expression neutral and cold as they stared dead ahead. Then they were dismissed and everyone was left wondering about the sudden command and new playful blonde that waltzed into the room and plopped themselves down in one of the instructor's chairs. Keyhole, the flight's commander, smiled wide. Usually he hated interruptions whenever he was teaching, but here he was, joking and grinning with the newcomer.

"Cadets, I'd like you all to meet someone special!" Keyhole gestured to the strange blonde, said man sat crossed legged in the chair with an impossibly bright grin on his face. "This is your Core Commander, you will treat him with respect. You will listen to what he tells you and will not argue back, cadets who do will serve detention and be thrown out of here with a failing grade. When you see him in the hallways during uniform days, you will salute him. Cadets who don't will be warned then issued detention. Am I clear?"

"Yes, sir." Came the in unison reply, each person etching the memory of Bill into their minds to not forget. The brunette must admit, he wasn't bad looking at all. Wavy blonde hair with faded black sides, mysterious eyepatch that seemed to belong on his face, infectious if not alluring smile, luscious lashes and a toned structure. His presence radiated dominance and called for respect and obedience, almost daring anyone to challenge his authority, all the while appearing friendly.

"Tomorrow's your first uniform inspection." Bill started out flatly, eyeing each person with a smug smile, owning the room by just his voice. "Some mistakes and errors will be expected, no points will be taken off your score. Next week we expect them to be fixed or lessened in amount, the week after will the grades start to drop. I'll be making an appearance by the entrance of the school so you can't get out of saluting me, and I'll be watching you all. If you break a rule and I, specifically, don't catch you, I have 200 other cadets who will." Dipper locked eyes with the blonde, gulping at the clear subtle threat that loomed over their heads like thick dark clouds. He felt something akin to nervousness float down his sides and nestle in his gut the longer Cipher held his gaze on him, then in a moment's relief it shifted over to Pacifica.

Afterwards, the lesson continued on with Bill there. Maybe twice Keyhole had stopped to joke or mess around with the blonde, it was obvious of the friendship they had, he even gave the reigns to Bill without the boy even asking. Their interactions eased the class, the tension and anxiety melting off as they all chuckled here and there at some of the words spoken or horsing around their 'professional' leaders did all the while teaching. Maybe things weren't as bad as he had imagined.

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Mabel woke him up a bit earlier that morning, insisting he needed the extra time to get ready and dressed. He groaned but agreed, throwing on his pants and shirt before pausing. Which way did the belt go again?

"Uh, Mabs," Dipper called out. At least he had a sibling who had a year's worth of experience and knowledge to help him out, upon hearing her name, Mabel jumped out of the bathroom. Her long brown hair was tied in a tight, neat ponytail.

"Yeah, bro-bro?" She raised a brow at him, quickly wrapping the length of her hair around the base, tying the band around it and glancing in the mirror. It was the perfect bun, completely in regulation. Mabel always ranted about how easy the boys had it, he silently agreed. Buns seemed so...difficult. He wasn't sure how his sister did it every Wednesday.

"Which way does the belt go for guys again?" He gestured towards his belt, confusion written plain as day across his face as he spared a few looks at Mabel's.

"Opposite of girls, so left. Oh! Make sure you shine your shoes really well! And no pen marks on your hands!"

"I know, I know! They covered this, thanks Miss Cadet Guide." He sarcastically responded, a soft smile etched across his face at his sister's worry. He appreciated Mabel and all she did, all her support and encouragement, her eagerness to help, he was thankful they were so close. He'd always be thankful to have her around. His sibling merely gave him a grin before disappearing back into the bathroom to fix anything un-centered.

Departing the house, the twins put their flight caps on to their heads before walking to their bus. The ride was full of Mabel going over anything he might forget, tips, pointers, they were really helpful and he made sure to remember them once they parted ways. Once off the bus, the twins proudly marched on to school ground, other cadets matching the blue hues and shushing his internal worries. Dipper felt quite plain compared to his sister who was decked out with an insignia, ribbons, even a badge! And he had nothing but a name tag. Pitiful. It was only when the officers came into view did he feel anxious. Their uniforms had twice as many ribbons, their signias were different and insanely professional, black shoulder cuffs, badges and wings, some even had a stripe down their pant leg and different caps. Mabel quickly whispered who was who: In the middle was Bill, to his left was some girl named Pyronica, next to her was some kid with a nickname of EightBall, and to Bill's right was a boy nicknamed Teeth. She further explained how Pyronica was the Drill commander and EightBall one of the P.T leaders, Teeth was in charge of a club within the core. He saw the women's eye turn on them, and the other's followed her gaze, all eyes on the twins. Dipper felt his heart stop when sharp irises bore into his figure, he could've sworn they glowed under the shining sun along with that head of beautiful blonde hair. Mabel gave him a pat on the shoulder to calm him as they walked past, both paused to salute.

"Good morning, sir!" Mabel chirped happily, and Dipper mumbled the same comment albeit softer and full of silent fear. Bill raised his hand in his own salute, dropping it as did the twins. The female twin began to stalk off with her brother in tow when a voice made them both freeze.

"Cadets."

Mabel turned and politely walked back, a pleasant and warm smile greeting the officers while her brother seemingly hid behind her stature. "Yes, sir?"

Pyronica beamed, motioning Dipper forward. Obediently he stepped towards her, looking uncertain and wondering what he did wrong. Was it his salute? Did he accidentally disrespect them? Was his uniform not good enough? Was something wrong?

"Everything seems to be in order, good job Mabel, it's nice to finally meet you Dipper! Glad to put a name with a face." The brunette was positive his figure visibly deflated at the remark, a sign of relief gracing his tensed features. His sister responded, he gave a soft reply of his own before they were off again. He gave a moment's glance back in time to see Bill being saluted by another cadet, he looked dangerous in an intimidating way but alluring, powerful, and yet so bubbly and open.

"So, are they all friends or..?" Dipper questioned, straightening his posture before continuing to look ahead. He felt envious of all their achievements, he wanted to look just as good as Mabel, maybe even better. He wanted to be recognized, he wanted that same level of respect, what if Bill noticed him? Could they be friends? Oh god, the thought made his stomach twist.

"Pretty much, yeah! I've heard during their first year they were all incredibly close with one another, they all listened to Bill too! Crazy how everyone now does as well and he controls everything. Seriously! All his friends are in charge of something in the core, it's both amazing and kinda suspicious. Like they, ya know, planned it." She giggled, waving to some other cadets and friends as they walked by.

"Yeah, heh, strange." He found himself mumbling trying to imagine what Bill would look like fresh and young, he just couldn't picture it. He wanted to know more about this mysteriously enticing boy.

"Oh-Sorry, Dippin-Dots! I promised Paz I'd help her with her bun before first period! Just make sure you don't scuff your shoes or lose your cap, okay? Cool, bye!" Without another word Mabel left him alone. Throughout the day, he'd see Bill walk and talk to someone but he was never spotted or seen which entitled him to not do anything, Dipper was incredibly grateful for it.

The weeks passed by without any real struggles, and Dipper was growing accustomed to saluting and the flow of the flight. Bill came and went in his flight, sometimes dropped in and gave a lecture when the cadets are bad or something happened in the school, but he rarely interacted with the blonde. But today was their PT day, and everyone had to participate in a competition, and said blonde boy had come up with the idea.

"Everyone get a partner! This is a two person activity- and before you ask no you can't get out of this or go to the nurse or use the bathroom or any other excuse you might use." Some groaned, others beamed with excitement, and few were stuck between choosing which one to do. Bill only carried on unbothered. 

"Everyone knows what the 'wheelbarrel' exercise is, right? Good. We're going to make the person on their hands plank while the person standing squats, whoever holds it the longest wins a prize. And you will be switching out."

That riffled the cadets up, partners were chosen and Pacifica looked towards him in silent question, he nodded. It was an agreement never really spoken out loud that they would be there for each other, not that they were close or friends, but because they didn't particularly like anybody. Or rather, didn't want to get to know anyone else. It was agreed that Dipper would plank first. Everyone found a spot on the mats, laying on the floor with their partners loosely holding their ankle in wait. Then the "Go!" Was given. Dipper felt his lower half rise slightly as he pushed his upper torso up on his arms. Around him he could hear Keyhole's and Bill's voice snicker and correct others.

"You're not low enough, squat down more."

"Keep that butt down, cadet."

"Push up! Push up! C'mon we only just started! Tough out!"

"Hold it, hold it."

And it went on.

 People groaned and grunted, some thumps were heard as teams gave up. The seconds passed like half asleep snails, minutes ticked by at the speed of Earth's rotations, he could feel his muscles tightening and his arms trembled at the strain. Another glance around him and he saw they were one of the few surviving teams. He exchanged short words of encouragement with Pacifica, Keyhole coming over to cheer them on. Another minute. Another thump, another wave of strain, another gulp of air, the stronger his arms shook and his body ached- and he fell. Before anybody could switch positions a cadet spoke up.

"Cipher, sir, I bet I could beat you!" No one knew who this newly arrived cadet was, when had they walked in? How long had they watched? Why where they even here? Bill only smirked, Keyhole shaking his head in pure amusement as the rest of the cadets watched in astonishment and confusion.

"Krytpos, scram. I'm training a class here. Can't have you wasting my time." Bill sneered, writing down individual times and the team who had won. The new boy seemed persistent, obviously this was a sort of routine between the two.

"What? Afraid I'll finally best you!? Hah! You're chicken!" Kryptos laughed, a little too loud and a little too long, which earned an eye roll from the blonde. He clicked his pen before sighing, looking both amused and annoyed. It was clear he wasn't going to relent. 

"Oh- whaat? C'mon please! You can't seriously be backing out on a challenge!! Keyhole, help me out here."

"Hey, don't bring me into this." There was a short pause, smile stretching wide across the commander's face. "But- I would like to see you get your butt handed to you, Kryptos."

"Wha-No!"

"Bill, why don't you just do it? Show these cadets how it's done! Scorn this poser," Keyhole gestured towards the offended Kryptos. Who, in turn, gaped. Bill still looked disinterested before he finally agreed to it making everyone cheer. The chance to see a rivalry between their very core commander and some guy? Of course they'd be excited. Dipper especially.

"Anyone's welcome to join us, matter of fact, you're all joining us! Switch with your partners!" Bill's voice rose over the roar of kids, instantly silencing them as team members knelt down and got ready to go. The adrenaline ebbed the pain away, this actually wasn't so bad, almost fun even. And now it had gotten ten times more interesting and enjoyable.

"Keyhole's my partner! Bill you're gonna have to get a rookie." The newcomer boasted proudly, throwing an arm around his flight commander's shoulders before dragging him to the mat and taking up the plank position. Said blonde reluctantly agreed and looked around for someone to pick, a captivating golden eye landed on him and suddenly Bill was walking over. Dipper paled, nervousness pumping through his veins almost as quick as his own blood.

"Aren't you the other Pines twin?" Dipper nodded solemnly, a little sad that his name wasn't remembered. He wasn't that insignificant. "To avoid confusion, I'm addressing you as Pinetree now, your sister's Shooting Star. Now you're my partner, try not to buckle under pressure. Kay? I'm here to win." Bill flashed him a smirk, showing off perfectly white teeth before he crouched down and laid stomach down on the mat.

Dipper took in a deep breath and sighed heavily moving to hold Bill's legs as he waited for the signal to begin. He definitely did not want to be the reason the core commander lost, he was jealous that Pacifica got to get a partner that wasn't entirely powerful and intimidating. What if he couldn't last as long? Would Bill be mad at him, would he become a target, would he leave a horrid first impression? His mind raced and he desperately wished Mabel could be here to take his place or scream supportive words that ripped him out of his thoughts.

"Go! Everybody up!"

Dipper raised Bill's legs up, squatted down and watched as the blonde easily hoisted his torso up and held it. This time, people dropped faster, he guessed it was due to the previous round's aches and tiredness. Pacifica toughed it out, one glance at Keyhole and Kryptos told him they were determined to win, other teams held the same fire in their eyes. Dipper felt himself grow discouraged, legs started to tremble under the heavy pressure, there was no way he could do this! Bill was going to despise him afterwards- Perfect. The head of commander out for his blood, just fantastic. Right when he felt like giving up, he heard his new appointed 'partner' speak up.

"Hey, Pinetree, how you holding up hm? Not thinking about giving up are you?" Bill sounded incredibly normal, not affected at all by the plank he was holding. His voice sounded light and friendly, completely void of all previous smugness and competitive edge. Why was he starting up conversation now, of all times?

"Uh- No, no sir, of course n-not." The brunette stuttered a bit breathless, readjusting his grip on the other's legs to get a firmer hold as if to solidify his resolve. Against his better judgement, he decided to respond, Mabel would've wanted him to not be so 'nerdy'. "You're not thinking of, uh, giving up either, huh?"

Hearing the comment, Bill snickered, turning his head over his shoulder to look at the twin with a grin. "Me? Oh, never! I don't give up, kid. Such a pleasure to finally get to know Star's infamous brother." Bill turned to spare Kryptos a look, mocking him from across the room once he spotted the obvious strain on his face. Keyhole was whispering desperately for him to tough it out, hold on, last a little longer, and the blonde only snorted.

"That's the second time I've heard that. Does," He paused. Swallowing whatever worries or anxieties gnawing at his heart in turn of speaking casually. "Does Mabel talk about me a lot?"

"Every now and then yeah, don't worry, it's all good things!" Dipper felt the other shift on his arms, hands instinctively securing his legs. During the conversation the aching in his abdomen and thighs lessened as if forgotten in the mist of the words and actions. "Py and Star seem to get along quite well, and it's only natural I'd make sure she's hanging with the right crowd. Glad to have you in the core, kid."

A thump and a groan was heard, momentarily distracting them, teams were starting to drop quicker then ever. Soon it was only the two, Krytpos vs Bill. Cadets were picking sides, cheering them on and trying to dishearten the other side. Dipper shot a worried look at Pacifica who in turn gave him a thumbs up, he huffed and wondered how the hell anyone managed for this long. He was positive a century passed and his legs were beginning to reveal the earlier ache he'd forgotten during his conversation, after another minute Kryptos fell. Keyhole and him turned the blame on one another, while Bill taunted them with a victorious laugh. Dipper was grateful they had dropped, he wasn't sure if he could've lasted another minute or two. Taking in a greedy gulp of air he forced his voice to steady as he spoke up. "S-Sir? Can I drop you now?"

"Aw, can't you last any longer?" Bill pouted, he glanced back at the twin and saw he was utterly spent and barely hanging on. He forgot how weak the new ones were but considering how long the brunette actually lasted he decided to relent, he had won. That was all that really mattered in the moment. "Alright Pinetree, you can drop me." He felt his lower body gently drop and Bill rested himself on the floor briefly before pushing up and standing. Shifting he looked at the twin, he seemed exhausted. The blonde decided to squat down, giving the boy a pat on the back. "Not bad, kid, not bad at all. Ever considered joining the PT team?”

“Uhh- gave it some thought, sir, why?” Came the exhausted mumble, his eyes glancing to meet the stare of the other’s captivating golden hue. He could feel his heart fluttering- and this time not from the exercise.

 “I think you’d be an excellent member of the team, you should try out!” When Bill was met without a response, really the kid didn’t look to excited to hear the words ‘tryouts’, so he decided to offer the twin a deal. Besides- if his sister was an excellent cadet, he should be too. “I’ll tell ya what, If you want to join the team. I’ll put you in, no questions asked. And if not, don’t sweat it.”

Dipper looked up to meet the warm grin of the commander, he was thankful that his cheeks were already red from the challenge because then his blush would’ve been so painfully obvious. “Y-You’d really, do that for, well for a first-year like me?”

“I’m the Core commander, I can do whatever I want, plus I’m in charge of the team! So yes, I think you have what it takes and your sister would nag me, the offer is open.”

The chance at seeing the blonde in action made adrenaline course throughout his veins, he was definitely curious as to what Bill looked like rugged. It’s not like he wasn’t insanely attractive when giving orders so naturally he jumped at the chance to be closer with the man, he might be able to impress him if he tried hard enough! With Mabel’s help, he was positive he could. “Sure I’ll join the team!”

It wasn’t long after his answer did Kyrptos and Keyhole surround the higher-up and basically drag him to the front of the classroom, the winners were given free gatorades and won bragging rights, there was a very short lecture about staying determined and whatnot but he wasn’t paying much attention to it. He couldn’t keep his eyes off Bill and how he easily styled his hair back into it’s proper place. Dipper could feel himself gushing in his seat at all the thoughts flying in and out of his head, there was so much he had to tell Mabel about later today. 

And to his excitement, Bill continued to drop in his flight. Not everyday, or every other day, but enough times that Dipper genuinely looked forward to seeing the full head of soft blonde curls walk into the classroom. Whenever he looked back inside the cadet office, he could see Bill lounging behind the oak wood desk and chatting with someone, or relaxing and unwinding. The sharp line of his slack jaw was enough to keep Dipper dreaming for days, and with how well the uniforms he wore hugged him just the right way had the twin swooning. Since it wasn’t too far into the year, every cadet had to wear their blues- but all the officers and members of the drill team and P.T team had other uniforms, Dipper was dripping with curiosity to know what Bill looked like in those.Maybe if he got some of his own, he could impress the commander.

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8. 16. 21. & 24 ❤️

8. each of my muses’ otps + notps:

oh god save me

fernand: fernand/clive, fernand/mathilda, fernand/mila, fernand/berkut? maybe rinea???  would be interesting to explore | i have no notable notps i think for fernand

saizou: saizou/ryouma, saizou/tsubaki, saizou/charlotte ?? | n/a

ryouma: ryouma/marx, ryouma/saizou | n/a

kamui: kamui/marx, kamui/ryouma, kamui/jakob, kamui/zero | n/a

all might: all might/eraserhead, all might/present mic | all might/kids no 

monoma: monoma/shinsou !!! | n/a

zombieman: zombieman/genos??? laughs i have no idea tbh

cor: cor/regis, cor/clarus, cor/drautos | n/a

s76: r76, 76/reinhardt, 76/mercy | dva/76

reaper: r76, widowreaper, reapfist, mercykill | n/a

widowmaker: widowreaper, widowtracer, gerald/widow | n/a

genji: IDK ACTUALLY good question

kuroo: levkuroo, kurodai, kurotsukki, bokukuro, oikuroo | kuroken

izaya: SHIZUO/IZAYA is all that matters to me and i hate shinra/izaya ew

napoleon: NAPOLLYA!!!!! pls no to gabllya no thank you 

hisoka: hisokuro i love… illumi/hisoka is Ok.  also no to hisoka and any of the kids ew

bruce wayne: superbat… idk about notps

hannibal: hannigram … no to anybody else and hannibal laughs

goku: goku/vegeta i love…. BIG NO TO CHICHI AND GOKU 

bill cipher: bill x destruction BIG NO TO BILLDIP + BILLMABEL

amari: amari/tazaki I LOVE!!!! big no to amari with anybody else lmao

worick: worick/nic!!!!! big no to worlex + nicolex

oikawa: USHIOI !!!!!!!!!! huge no to iwaoi im sorry i can’t stand iwaoi honestly i only really ship oikawa with ushijima + kuroo + maybe mattsun ?? but that’s it i think

clive: jack/clive…………. that’s himself but shh

reigen: EKUREI!!!!!!!!!! i love idk about notps for reigen tho 

miyuki: sanamiyu, kuromiyu + kuramiyu!!! BIG NO TO sawamiyu no thanks

deidre: YES to deirdre/sigurd NO to arvis/deidre

munehisa: iwai/kawakami??? is so good like honestly iwai w/ all the older ladies is a good concept ……. as for notps??? idk

joseph: ROSEPH!!!!! idk about notps 

mary: idk about otps but BIG NO TO ROBERT/MARY their bond is strictly platonic

lukas: ?????????? good question me/lukas im jk bye

tatara: kiyoharu/tatara??? as for notps: probably shizuku/tatara no thanks 

16. which muse is most willing to fight another muse?

my go-to is goku considering he lives for battle honestly - it’s in his blood as part of the saiyan warrior race!!  goku hires an assassin to kill him just for the opportunity to fight him he’s ridiculous

21. which muse is the most problematic towards other muses?

i would say there’s reaper … or hannibal … reaper because he has no qualms about killing but then there’s hannibal who literally ruins peoples’ lives + also has no qualms about killing + also eats people if they’re rude so there’s that i love you hannibal you bougie bitch

24. is there someone playing the same muse/s as you and you really look up to them?

answered already! sends you all the love though jay xoxo

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"The Wall of Fame" I draw (which i'm not really good at) some stuff in my mom's balckboard and here they are: the superfamily (Stony, Spidey and Deadpool at the "back") my OTPs (Spideypool and Billdip) my favorite pokemon (Mimikyu) my favorite kid in the world (Finn Mertens) and the meme I always laugh (Timmy's dad as Wirt) Enjoy! ^w^

[fireloom]

hey loom so how about 02 dipper pines

How I feel about this character: love him! Ive always had an affiliation with his character since he was first onscreen.All the people I romantically ship this character with: oh God who dont I ship Dipper with?? Ill just do ship names: Billdip, Pinecest, Wendip, Dipford (damn love this one), Candip, and dont even get me STARTED on Ot3's!My non-romantic OTP for this character: uuuuh well im not too active in the Dipcifica fandom... So that I guess.One thing I wish could have/had happened with this character in canon: I got to see him and Mabel as a kid.... Thats literally all I wanted since day 1.My OTP: Billdip, Pinecest.My crossover ship: PinesconeA headcanon: Dipper is a music nerd.

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Twenty people I'd like to know better :3

The fuck I got tagged?! I’m so flattered.  (︶ω︶)

Tagged by: @victors-tears

Name: Emma

Nickname: Feel free to call me Trash or Fujo

Starsign: Aquarius (wweh)

Sexual orientation: It’s a complicated issue. To put it simply I’m not interested in sex, yet I’m a dirty pervert. I’m not looking to date but I’m crushing on a boy, a girl, and a dozen fictional characters. Someone deep in the LGBT community help me figure this shit out.

Hogwarts house: The one with the snek

Favorite color: Various shades of purple, blood red, black, and neon green.

Cats or dogs: I have a dog, she a big dummy-dumb but at a point I did have 5 cats in my house so I’ll go with cats.

Favorite fictional characters: Hooooooooo boy. Here we go. Zim (Invader Zim) Bill Cipher, Dipper Pines, Ford Pines (Gravity Falls) Lance, Keith, Shiro (Voltron) Saitama, Genos (One Punch Man) Tom, Marco Diaz (Star vs.) Ruby Rose, Roman Torchwick, Yang Xio Long (RWBY) One, Shell (Blood Bank) Dave Strider, Karkat Vantas, Sollux Captor, Roxy Lallonde (Homestuck) Yuuri Katsuki, Viktor Nikiforov, Yuri Plisetsky, Phichit Chulanont (CAN YOU HEEAAAAR~ MY HEART BEAT~)

*coughs*

Okay moving on.

Favorite musical artists: Give me Vocaloid or give me death.

Dream trip: I’m way more comfortable at home to be honest...

When was this blog created: Years ago but it was under a much more cringe-educing weeaboo name. I changed it up once I found my true calling. Gay shitposts.

Number of followers: Somehow I got 104. Why? Just why do you people choose to deal with me???

When did this blog reach its peak: Whenever I started making posts about Yuri!! on Ice. I still can’t believe that OTP gif post hit the 2 thousands in notes.

Well this was fun! I shall tag: @2am-billdip-headcanons @smol-vanilla-bean @tomco-headcannons @spatziline @sir-scandalous @sburbox @shourca @blushunder @the-space-case @yuurivoice @adridong @reynaruina @re-yyyyyy @moringmark @luty-chan @trash-cass @gnome-aesthetic @tanosan96 @death-the-kids-glossy-booty @kaoru-doodles

I silently stalk you all from afar and love your blogs to pieces TvT