#Big Swede

[mmmitchmmmarner]

our goalie is the best goalie

[kitnita]

oskar bäck pre-game — NYR vs DAL — 12.20.24

"yeah, i think it’s kind of easy to go down and play with — we play the game kind of simple, yes, more straight lines, so it’s … probably, probably pretty easy to come back, even if you’ve been out from the lineup for a bit, it’s easy to come back down."

[irlmumrik]

ok so the real reason snufkin goes to the lonely mountains every winter isn't because of feeling caged in or valuing his alone time and independence its actually bcs there's a really sick stora coop just over the mountain and they have the freshest deals

[sitbc-archive]

I literally just found more Ranting Swede production art on Worthpoint.

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[fairytalefem]

My doodle for today was drawing the characters of our flag means death in middle earth 🌿🌻🍄🗡

[dingustripas]

Happy ‘Our Flag Means Death’ one year anniversary!!!!! Good tidings to my fellow queer pirates on the high seas!!!

[incorrect-our-flag-means-death]

Stede: I made tea

Lucius: I don’t want tea

Stede: I didn’t make you tea-

Swede: I don’t want tea either

Stede: This is my tea it’s not-

Olu: I’m good too

Stede: I just said it’s not for any of you!

Lucius: Then why did you tell me?

Stede: It’s a conversation starter!

Ed: It’s a horrible conversation starter

Stede: Oh really? We’re conversing right now. Check mate.

[ratatatastic]

theyre too busy kissing sorry guys youre gonna have to defend the blueline yourselves </3

[mamuzzy]

You know what bugged my mind today? Daydreamed a bit during work and sometimes old online magazines for women comes into my mind where people establish ridiculous social rules.

Like, some "basic" courtesy (???) that if you receive a food from someone and you have to bring back the container, it is considered a friendly gesture if you gave it back with some home-made cookies or something. DUDE. IN THIS WORLD of...

I'm on diet!

I'm vegan!

I don't eat whitefloor

Is it made with brownsugar?

Soybeans have rights don't eat them!

Omg they've cut cocogoats for this milk!

On more serious note, what if they have somekind of allergy I don't know about?!!! What if I make something they don't like because we haven't talk about favorite dishes before??? THE FUCKING STRESS!!!

You know what I'm just giving you back nice and clean. Dishwasher-clean. You never saw your container this clean before. Beautiful.

[phantom-ellie]

The Lovers, the Dreamers, and Swede for the OFMD Big Bang 2023

Title: The Lovers, the Dreamers, and Swede

Author: PhantomEllie

Artist: @natashampa

Beta reader: evilgiraff

Characters: The Swede, Stede Bonnet, Edward Teach

Relationship(s): The Swede/Spanish Jackie, The Swede/Roach, The Swede/Geraldo, The Swede/Calico Jack Rackham/Bigfoot/Ned the Jungle Cat, Stede Bonnet/Edward Teach

Rating: Explicit

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Comedy, Fluff, Ensemble Cast, Magical Realism, Witchcraft, Consensual Sex (but not safe or sane)

Warnings: Minor Character Death (Season 1 Canonical Only), Recreational Drug Use (Cannabis), Kinks: Figging, Knifeplay, Monsterfucking, Metaphysical Sex, Xenophilia, Biting, Ritual Sex, Sex Magic

Summary: Swede Jensen is a California stoner and deadbeat who hitches a ride with an eccentric rich weirdo to the Sequoia Twilight Witchcamp, a camp of outcasts dedicated to practicing witchcraft in the most eclectic ways possible. Along the way, Swede comes to terms with personal tragedy while observing the weird and wacky hijinks of his new friends who are all dealing with a horrible truth: that they are characters in a story, and their words and actions are at the whim of the narrator who is telling it. Will they escape the confines of their fictional world, or learn to love Big Narrator?

Wordcount: 37,625

Link to art piece #1, Link to art piece #2

Link to story

[yes-perwallstedt]

The Iowa Wild social media team knows what the people want.

[bucketboat]

I’m learning Scottish Gaelic! I’m gonna try to include that + Ukrainian into my works more often. For practise & whatnot

Language is so fun I love learning languages. I’m planning on doing the Irish one next, Swedish if I get around to it

[omniliquid]

I would like to reiterate both literally and figuratively, holy shit. This demands expletives alongside the blasphemy. Holy fucking shit. This ain't fucking lukewarm at all.

This is... this is.. this is huge, huge gold. This needs to be measured in megagolds for the numbers to be comprehensible.

So, this idea is pervasive, not just in Christianity, but in every aspect of conservatism. You had sex outside of marriage (willingly or not)? You deserve to carry the baby to term, even if it kills you and it, you fucking sinner. You quit your job (for any reason)? You deserve to live (or die) in poverty for your disloyalty, you fucking sinner. You had sex with someone of the same gender? Good luck with AIDS, you fucking sinner. You got vaccinated? It'll kill you and good riddance, you fucking sinner. Your great great grandfather wasn't white? Give us power for a couple election cycles and you are toast, you fucking sinner.

And in this view, Donald Trump and the prosperity gospel both make sense, because in this view, if you are doing well, you must be sinless. But the implications [insert Dennis from Always Sunny], the implications are, let's say, interesting. because on the one hand, if you can coordinate the downfall of some despicable person with revelations about a "sin" they committed, then they can point to the sin and say "that is why they fell", and on the other hand when someone falls and there is no "sin", they will either flock together to either malign or try to "correct" this "misjustice" (Jan 6 is an example), or they will find a "sin" to "disavow" or they will wipe the incident from their mind completely. Tactically, the last of those options is the best for us, but I wonder if there's other possibilities or a way to use this frame. Nothing comes to me right now, but I'm sure the boys in the lab will cook up something (I mean you; you try to cook up something; whatever, you know what to do).

Also, this view is harmful, so it is important to (continue to) fight against it. To mainstream on one hand stories of reconciliation, attonement, repatriation, and return (there are even fucking bible stories about this if you want to reach the hardcore fundies but I think it's more worthwhile to move popular opinion because authoritarian followers can be quick to follow the crowd). But it is also important to (continue to) mainstream the idea that those who insist on "purity" (of people, not lab ingredients or whatever) are fucking assholes, because, y'know, they are.

hey uhhh but fr the concept of fallen angels existing but risen demons being an impossibility is kind of a great summary of sin in christianity

[gothsuguru]

going desk shopping next week… i’m SO excited :3

[polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup]

I cannot put into mortal words how fucking badly I want that swedish goat to burn. We live in a modern surveillance hellscape and not only is big brother watching you but he’s monitoring your purchase habits so he can sell you a smart refrigerator that will spy on you for the cia. the full weight of modern technology can be rallied to protect that straw monument to human hubris and I want us to burn it anyway. I want the might of modern society to crumple in the face of a drunk swede with a zippo lighter. we can do it just take my hand

[sitbc-archive]

RED ALERT! NEW PRODUCTION ART AND BASES JUST SURFACED ON EBAY!

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