#Big News

[nichmeddar]

carlos sainz

big news || cs55

☆ summary: carlos and his long term partner have a big announcement

☆ pairing: carlos sainz x wife!reader

☆ fc & warnings: none and pregnancy and poorly translated spanish

☆ requested: yes!! thank you anon 🫶🏻

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carlossainz55: over the weekend i got to make the most perfect woman in the world my wife. y/n - i love you more than words could ever describe and i can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with you. te amo mucho ❤️

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user1: violently sobbing

alex_albon: a beautiful weekend celebrating an incredible couple

lilymhe: thank you for letting us be part of your big day 🤍

carlossainz55: gracias por todo ❤️

ynsainz: i’m so glad you both were able to make it!!

user2: lando being one of the groomsmen has me sick. carlando i love you

landonorris: i’m so glad my mom and dad finally tied the knot

carlossainz55: and im glad you were able to be with us

landonorris: eres lago

ynsainz: love you dearly muppet 😘

ynsainz: my husband 🤍 you are so dear to me

carlossainz55: my wife 😍

user3: happy for you guys (i’m gonna lay in the road)

williamsracing: congratulations mr and mrs chili 💙

carlossainz55: 💙🌶️

user4: this is MY royal wedding

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ynsainz: the most perfect honeymoon with the most perfect husband

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user2: this called me single and BROKE in so many different languages

landonorris: my favorite people in the world

ynsainz: my sweet little landy boy 😘

maxverstappen1: congratulations you two ❤️

ynsainz: thank you maxie 🤍

carlossainz55: gracias max

user12: i want this

alexandrasaintmleux: hope you had a magical time 🤍

ynsainz: we did!! i miss you tho, we must hang out soon 🫶🏻

user23: i love love so very much

carlossainz55: mi amor 😘

ynsainz: mi marido [my husband] 😍

user43: you two are so important to me

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user2: FAMILY OKG 😭😭😭😭

landonorris: my hair looks a mess here why did you post this one

ynsainz: it looked like this in all the pics babes

landonorris: 😔

user3: the sainz’s are so handsome it’s crazy

carlossainz55: carlandoooo

ynsainz: sometimes i worry you like him more than me

carlossainz55: hahaha no mi princessa. i couldn’t love anyone more than you

lilymhe: my little golfer 🥹

ynsainz: thank you for the lessons my love

user5: lando being part of the family is everything

user12: just waiting til you guys expand the family 🫣

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landonorris: what did you make???

ynsainz: a bun!

landonorris: a bun????????? what???

ynsainz: yeah i put a bun in the oven

landonorris: i’m incredibly confused how this was the best dinner you’ve ever had

ynsainz: it’s ok lando! you’ll find out when you’re older

landonorris: wait i just googled that…….. are you insinuating what google says you are?

ynsainz: i am 🤍

landonorris: YAYYYYYYYYY OMG!!!!!! MY BESTIES ARE HAVING A BABY

ynsainz: please don’t tell anyone yet. ok?

landonorris: my lips are sealed

lilymhe: HOW DID IT GO

ynsainz: you were right lils. i’ve never seen him so excited in all the years we’ve been together. he cried and cried and it was the best reaction i could’ve hoped for

lilymhe: i’m so glad to hear it. you two are going to be the best parents 🤍

ynsainz: thank you 🥹 and you’re going to be the best auntie

lilymhe: i simply can’t wait

carlossainz55: only thing that tops this is the day you said yes to being my wife ❤️

ynsainz: carlos 😭😭😭

carlossainz55: it’s true my love. having a family with y is something ive been dreaming of for years

ynsainz: me as well carlos ❤️

yourbff: i’m so happy for you my gorgeous bestie

ynsainz: thank you my perfect bestie

charlesleclerc: how were the burgers ?

ynsainz: wonderful mon ami

alexandrasaintmleux: tell me what’s up immediately

ynsainz: i’ll tell you at breakfast tomorrow 😘

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carlossainz55: we’ve been keeping a secret. can’t wait to meet you in a few months little baby sainz 🤍🌶️

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user1: THIS IS THE BEST NEWS EVER

ynsainz: see you soon baby sainz ❤️

carlossainz55: mommy and daddy can’t wait to meet you 💙

user3: my favorite couple are gonna be parents i’m sobbing

williamsracing: congratulations 🌶️

landonorris: i can’t wait to be an uncle 😘

carlossainz55: i look forward to your promotion to uncle lando

user81: i love carlando so much im

user8: carlos kissing the pictures has me in tears

alexandrasaintmleux: my favorite people in the whole wide world are going to be parents 🤍

carlossainz55: 🥹❤️

charlesleclerc: congratulations my friends

carlossainz55: thank you charles 🫶🏻

user9: feeling very parasocial and crazy rn

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a/n: thanks for reading!!! likes and reblogs appreciated 🫶🏻 happy new year everyone! could not be more thankful for al the support from you this year ❤️

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[fluentmoviequoter]

Don’t know if anyone read my post where I said I had news, but I’m ready to share it! I’m also terrified, so this is going to be short and then I’m going to run.

I’m writing a book!!!!!✍🏼✨🤍 I am planning to self-publish it later this year, hopefully in middle/late fall!

I’ll probably share more details soon and my bookstagram handle. I just want to say thank you for all of your kind words, your encouragement, and for reading what I’ve written here. I’ll never be able to thank you enough or explain what it means to me. You’re the best, and I couldn’t have gotten here without you.🫶🏼

I also want to add that I never want to make you feel like you have to support me, follow me, or buy this book when it comes out, I just want to share this with you. Read what makes you happy.

[papicup]

YOU GUYS ARE ALWAYS SPOILED

HELP

ME

SOMEBODY

HELP ME

Edit i forgot to add :

Riddle be standing on a box

GOODBYE EVERYBODY

[reality-detective]

London, England: “Our message to Donald Trump, to the United States and every American who’s watching this. Your election in November is far bigger than your country. Donald Trump is needed in this world to bring back peace. His leadership is needed to save the west.All our countries are being flooded, they are destroying our cultures, they are bringing us down. This is an attack on the west. There’s only one person who can stop it. You have an opportunity in November with this election. Donald Trump” (Thunderous applause, followed by a Trump chant). 9 More Days To Vote America, Send This To Everyone and make it count. 🤔

[beekeeperspicnic]

Exciting news! The Beekeeper's Picnic will be fully voice acted!!!

I'm absolutely bouncing off the walls with excitement to announce that The Beekeeper's Picnic will now be fully professionally voice acted, with production and direction by the brilliant Ella Watts!

Ella has a phenomenal set of previous projects in the world of audio fiction, including directing and producing Doctor Who: Redacted and directing RE:Dracula (plus everyone should check out her currently-ongoing audio drama Camlann!) The Beekeeper's Picnic is in incredibly capable hands, and I think this will be a huge enhancement to the game.

I'd like to give a massive thank-you to Kickstarter backers and people who have supported the digital store. Six months ago I'd have thought that voice acting was completely out reach, but your support has helped to make this possible.

[victusinveritas]

From Rebecca Solnit:

"My God. I was out all day today. Bashar Al Assad, the Butcher of Syria, has fled, his infamous prison/death camp/torture center has been freed, and rebels have taken Syria as far as I can tell. What a week. Insurrectionary Georgia. Coup-repelling South Korea. Now this.

The Guardian reports: When Islamist militants swept into her home town of Aleppo little over a week ago, Rama Alhalabi sheltered indoors as fear engulfed her. Forces loyal to president Bashar al-Assad, who had sought to reassure residents that nothing was happening, suddenly deserted the city. But as the insurgency pushed south, rapidly seizing control of the city of Hama on the road to Damascus, Alhalabi’s fears about life under militia rule have slowly ebbed. Instead they have been replaced by fears that her friends in the army will be abandoned by their commanding officers as Assad’s regime loses its grip.

“People in Aleppo are feeling more comfortable now we’re further from the areas under the regime’s control,” said the 29-year-old, while still using a pseudonym in fear Assad could retake the city.

“At the same time, I have many friends serving in the army and I don’t want them to get hurt. People with power inside the regime will protect themselves, and they will leave the poor fighters who were forced to join the army to face their awful fate alone.

“Things changed insanely fast,” she added. “We can barely believe what’s happening.”

As militants spearheaded by the group Hayat Tahrir al-Sham (HTS) massed outside the city of Homs and rebel forces said they had entered the vast southern suburbs of the capital, rapid change swept across Syria. The Syrian army declared it had “redeployed,” its forces in two restive provinces south of Damascus in the latest thinly-veiled message of retreat, days after they withdrew from Hama. In under a week, five provincial capitals across the country were suddenly no longer under Assad’s control.

“We can hear the bombing nearby, and we are praying, hoping – and waiting,” said Um Ahmad, an elderly native of Homs, sheltering with her husband at home as the fighting drew close enough to be audible.

Assad loyalists fled the city, while people who stayed only have a couple of hours’ electricity each day and what goods are left in the shops are unaffordable. Those remaining in Homs waited to see if this might be the end of Assad’s rule, while an insurgent commander told his regime’s forces inside the city that this was their “last chance to defect before it’s too late”.

Um Ahmad was consumed by a single thought, that she might finally be able to see her sons again after a decade of separation and exile. “Most people are frightened but they fear the regime’s revenge more than anything else,” she said, as Russian and Syrian airstrikes pummelled the countryside around Homs and Hama.

When a popular uprising swept cities across Syria in 2011 calling for Assad to go, it initially looked as if demonstrations could topple another regional autocrat. But the Syrian leader swiftly turned the state’s weapons on his own people to crush dissent. As the uprising slowly morphed into a civil war, Assad freed jihadist prisoners from his fearsome detention system to alter the forces rising up against him, before relying heavily on his allies in Russia and Iran to provide the military muscle he used to reclaim control.

The civil war killed over 300,000 people in 10 years of fighting, with some estimates putting the true toll at twice that number. Tens of thousands remain in detention, including 100,000 believed missing or forcibly disappeared in Assad’s prisons since 2011, and subject to what United Nations monitors have described as systematic torture. Over 12 million people have been displaced.

Assad kept control of Syria’s major cities for years, as battle lines from the country’s years-long proxy war hardened. HTS ruled over a mountainous pocket in the northwest, cut off from the outside world. The group appeared a dim threat to Assad until they suddenly launched an offensive that saw them take control of Aleppo within days.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/dec/07/syria-assad-damascus-hayat-tahrir-al-sham-insurgents

[sharpace]

Starting Feb 15, the Divorce Era💔Deets of the release schedule and perks for being a member below!

To become a Ko-fi member or follow for updates please click here!

For more details, read below!

Starting Feb 15, members will get it included AS WELL as early access to all Crank It comics and you may see a few extra doodles. ;)

Starting March 15, non-members can have access to it one month after members through Ko-fi under "Donate what you want" with a set minimum of $1.

These are going to be prose with illustrations and comics integrated within. Each chapter goes through a section of their relationship starting with Crank It, going through the "Divorce", and then their eventual reconciliation.

How many will there be? Will there be a batch upload? While I'm still writing/editing the final few chapters, we're sitting at about 8+ chapters so... buckle in. At the end of it, I'd like to make a digital booklet of it but details aren't done. Why Ko-fi? When I decided to do the Divorce Era proper, I wanted to respect that Crank It is a safe, happy space for a lot of people. I felt like it would be intrusive to suddenly drop this with the comics. Also, this formatting frees me up to do fun things.

And finally, thank you all for your interest and support! The fact that I'm here 2 years later still telling stories that people still enjoy warms my heart. I'm so happy with the community that's been built around these idiots and their hairless cat <3 Thank you!!

[defectedrockstar]

HI-FI RUSH REVIVED!

This is no joke! Read this article!

https://x.com/AUTOMATON_ENG/status/1822785069766910151?t=dA1t6yRhbZHRkeKFWSGFSg&s=19

There is hope! The dream is not dead! Wooohoooo!

[duckies27]

For those who have not seen!

STINKY DRAGON IS GOING INDEPENDENT!!!!

Not only does that mean we get to keep our lovely show but that means that hopefully we can continue to support! According to their post, the team is taking May to structure the company and make sure everything is up and running. The next episode is supposed to come out JUNE 2ND! Mark your calendars and stay aware!!

[rummageraccoon]

YALL I HOPEFULLY AM GOING TO START THE PROCESS TO LEGALLY CHANGE MY NAME TEUSDAY IM GONNA CRY IM SO EXCITED AAAAAAAAAAAA

[the-thing-of-worms]

BIG NEWS EVERYONE!

[weaponxworld15]

One of his best team ups of mine is with the unpredictable rhyming demon Etrigan/Jason Blood. In Detective Comics Batman and Etrigan vs Tulpa.

[elimaybeafish]

MORE SHIT D POST

Luffy has announcement to make

*on Morgan’s ship*

Luffy *on the world news^tm snail*: sukazki get your bitch ass outside

Luffy: I don’t have time for all of you

Luffy: me buggy shanks and black beard are all meeting at loud star right now

Luffy: I want to fight you over any one else be there bitch

Buggy panics and takes the new world

*context I think buggy and luffy are crowned duel pirate kings by Morgan*

Buggy *in panic mode*: all this land *points to map of new world* belongs to the pirate king

Buggy: an-and the this money r-right Luffy

Luffy: ah ye sure

Buggy: this is our UTOPIA

[cartoonguy08]

NEW TF2 COMIC JUST DROPPED!???

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO!!!!!!

[unholy-cvlt]

BIG NEWS

"The bad news is we don't have any control. The good news is we can't make any mistakes."

- Chuck Palahniuk.