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moonyssmommyy · 1 year ago

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~James Potter's Kinks and Turn Ons~

Pairing ~ James Potter × fem!reader

Warnings ~ nsfw content (which is pretty obvious by the title but if you need to hear it, this contains naughty content), Dom!reader, sub!James, mentions of Remus × reader, mentions of Sirius × reader, kinky shenanigans (knife play, somnophilia, masochism, pegging, and choking to name a few), unsafe sex (wrap it before you tap it!), and my own personal opinion!!!

Altocalciphilia - High Heels

• James thinks you look so sexy and powerful when you wear high heels. I can see him getting more, and more aroused as the sound of your heels clicking gets closer and closer

Corsetry - Corset Kink

• James is a simple man, he sees tits and he's excited, but corsets just do it in a way he'll never be able to get over. Your tits just look so pretty pushed right up in his face like that. They're so much bigger than they usually are. James doesn't really care how big they are though. All tits are good tits, especially yours. He'd also wear one if you wanted him to

Sitophilia - Food Play

• James thinks it's so fun. Putting whipped cream on your body, James could lick it all off so fast, one big swipe, but teasing you with the tip of his tongue is just so much more fun. You licking chocolate sauce off his chest has him shuddering and holding his breath. He'd also like to arrange little candies all over your body and slowly eat them off. Prepare to be still for quite some time while he's laying them out though, James is a literal man child so of course he has to make a pretty design with them before he eats them

Knife Play

• James thoroughly appreciates the beauty of a sharp knife in your hands when he's on his back laying completely still with you on top of him. Everytime the knife drags down his body his abdomen clenches hard with arousal. The shallow little cuts in his skin, little wounds he'll appreciate every day til they heal and fade. It's something so special to him, the way you could hurt him so badly, so easily, but choose not to. He likes the marks in his skin, the way you claim him.

Plushophilia - Performing sexual acts with a stuffed animal

• It's not in the extreme way as one might think, James doesn't cut holes in stuffed animals to fuck them. He just likes to rub himself on your stuffed animals to get off. They're so soft, and they smell like you too. It's almost like he's just learning how to get himself off. The way he's so frantic with it, his eyes screwed tightly shut and his shirt stuffed in his mouth in an attempt to quiet his loud moans. His hips move frantically, pushing his cock against the soft fur of whatever stuffed animal you've been spending the most time with until it's fur is matted together with his cum. James always feels really bad afterwards though. He got something so dear to you, so dirty all because he was selfish and couldn't wait until you got back home. So James washes the stuffed animal and puts it back in its place before leaving to get you a new one. Stuffed animals are one of James' go-to-gifts so it doesn't matter if you had a whole collection of them when you got together, or if you had the same one from your childhood, or even if you had none at all. You have a collection now, whether or not you did before.

Stigmatophilia - Tattoos and Piercings

• Not so much tattoos as piercings, tattoos are pretty, James thinks. They just don't get him all twisted up like piercings do. James regularly fantasizes about you with nipple piercings and a tongue piercing. He also thinks nose piercings are really hot for absolutely no reason at all.

Stockings

• He really doesn't know what about them gets him so hot and bothered. All he knows is that they're so hot and he's definitely bothered. He feels almost like they're teasing him in a way

Underwear

• Do I really need to explain? He can just picture you all dressed up in the pretty panties he not so secretly took from you as he jerks his cock. Two pairs are required to complete his ritual. One, to hold over his face and cover him so completely with you and your scent, and another to wrap around his cock and pump his solid shaft. Few things get him to cum as fast as this

Uniforms

• Neat and ruly, that's what uniforms are supposed to be, at least in James' opinion. Something about messing that tidiness up is so good to James. A gratification he simply can not pass up. That's why sex in an empty classroom or closet is frequent between the two of you. Not to mention the easy access your school uniform provides, all James has to do is press you up into a wall, flip your skirt up, and move your underwear aside.

Partialism - A sexual preference for a certain part of the body

• BOOBS! And thighs, James loooves thighs

Olfactophilia - Scent Kink

• Ties into the underwear thing, the smell of your cunt is something that makes him horny immediately. Sometimes just the smell of your perfume is enough to get him going

Somnophilia - engaging in sexual activity with a sleeping person

• This goes both ways! I'm a firm believer in sleep whore Jamie and so at first it was purely accidental. Harmless grinding and little whimpers in his sleep as he had a particularly good dream. You were ok with that, infact you liked it. Sometimes you'd help him, slotting one of your legs between his thighs to give him something to grind on properly. You'd hold him tight with arousal burning in your belly waiting for him to wake up. James woke up once, during the middle of one of his little dreams. You hadn't woken up yet, and James knew it was ok for him to do it while he was asleep but he didn't know if it was ok to do it while you were asleep. Still, he couldn't stop himself. Something about the fact that maybe it wasn't ok only added to his pleasure. If it wasn't would you be mad at him? Would you spank him? God, he hoped you would. Or maybe, you wouldn't be mad at all, maybe you'd like it. That thought is what caused James to finish. Needless to say, James has a new found love for grinding himself into you while you're asleep. He'd also really love to actually fuck you if you'd let him, but he doesn't think you're quite there yet. You could fuck him though, James has already given you his explicit, enthusiastic consent. He's yours, completely, and he wants you to know that. He wants you to know that he trusts you enough to have him in a way he deems vulnerable while in an even more vulnerable state.

Intoxication - A preference for taking drugs or drinking alcohol before hand

• I also don't have a particular explanation for this one other than he just likes it. He thinks it's fun. When you're both tipsy and want each other so bad you're scrambling to take one another's clothes off. He'd also like to experiment with Viagra, whether you're both taking or just one of you

Masochism - Pain Kink

• I don't think there's any instance in which James would hurt you, and if he did I definitely don't think he'd like it. So sorry if that's your thing but I just don't think that's James'. I do, however, think that James would love the deliverance of pain brought about by your soft, loving hands. Even if they are spanking his ass until it's red and raw, especially if they're spanking his ass red and raw. He appreciates the gentle way you care for him afterwards just as much if not more than when you're inflicting pain. It's something so special, so sacred, shared only between the two of you. When you rub your hands gently over his sore ass, and kiss his back, and then his shoulder. When you hold him in your lap and kiss his head, and wipe his tears. Despite the height difference James has never felt smaller than in these moments.

Odaxelagnia - Biting

• James likes to bite. James also really likes being bitten. I'm not sure how else to explain it other than this. It ties into another of his kinks tho.

Puppy Play

• James Potter really is such a good boy. If you can get past the arrogant asshole layer. He's already quite like a puppy already. James is like a golden retriever with his need to please. He also gets quite sad without frequent socialization and proper attention. You just need to get a little golden tail and a little pair of golden ears for your golden boy. With or without the tail and ears he's still a puppy. He enjoys being pampered and taken care of. Having your nails scratching at his scalp as he eats you out. Petting his head as you ride him, bouncing on his cock. James' favorite part is the praise though. The soft little sound somewhat between a moan and whimper when you call him a good boy tells you all you need to know about that. His face flushes red from his neck to his ears because he can't help it. It's embarrassing the way the sound escapes before he even has a chance to stop it. While James is absolutely perfect his behavior isn't always. He's used to getting what he wants so sometimes he can be a bit bratty. He'll bury his face in your cunt and make you cum so hard, so fast to try to make up for the fact that he didn't listen. He'll ambush you in the shower, or when you're changing. When you're naked, and vulnerable and not expecting it at all he'll whimper and whine until you bend over and let him mate you. This goes both ways though and you're not sure what's worse, when James wants to fuck you right there, right now, or when James wants to be fucked right there, right now. Either way he's your poor little horny pup and you'd definitely be lying if you said you didn't thoroughly enjoy when he fucked you or when you fucked him. You just wished he'd be a little more patient sometimes, but that's okay. Puppies can be trained

Vampire - The sexual fascination or fetishization of vampires

• I'm also not sure how to explain this one 😭 I just think he'd be really into it

Pegging

• I mean, I could explain but do I really need to??? James gets pegged on the reg and that's LAW

Rimming

• James would absolutely lose his mind if you laid him down and licked him out the way he did you. I think @morwap is so right about James being super sensitive...everywhere. So I think he'd really enjoy it. James would also return the favor if it pleased you but I don't think it's something he's particularly into on his own

Barebacking - Preference for sex without a condom

• I just think that he'd prefer to have sex without a condom. Wearing one kind of suppresses some of the feeling, and James just doesn't like the way they feel. Without one everything is so much more intense. I also think he'd have a preference for cumming inside of you which he obviously cannot do if he's wearing a condom

Clothed Sex

• Ties into the uniform thing, and the corset thing, and the stocking thing. He thinks it's super hot that you both want each other so bad you can't even wait to take your clothes off. He's also like to fuck you while you're still nice and pretty in your lingerie

Spanking

• James absolutely lives for the warm sting of your hand coming into into contact with his ass repeatedly. Could honestly cum from just that alone and he has before. So if you're thinking of using that as a way to punish him it's much more a funishment. On the flip side he also likes spanking you. Watching your ass jiggle underneath his palms makes him so excited

Internal Cumshots

• Cumming inside of you is hands down James' favorite place to finish. Sure he likes giving you a facial, or coating your tits with his release as much as the next guy, but cumming inside you is definitely sexist to James. It's just as emotionally satisfying for him as it is physically. It makes him feel more bonded to you, closer, in a way. He definitely fetishizes it more than he should. In a way it's also like coming home (no pun intended). Your cunt is so warm around him, so inviting with your legs wrapped around him nice and tight. It's sort of comforting to him in a way I guess. He feels safe and protected. He also feels like he's marking you as his and he really likes that.

Interfemoral Sex - Thigh Fucking

• Thrusting his cock between your legs and fucking your thighs is a huge turn on for James. They're so soft, and so warm, and seeing his cum all over you when he's done drives him crazy

Pictophilia - Watching Porn

• James likes watching porn. Lots of guys do and he happens to be one of them. He's not ashamed about it or anything (he thinks everyone watches porn tbh). James does have a tendency to find porn stars that resemble you in a remarkably uncanny way though. He would also really, really like to watch porn with you

Sensory Deprivation

• James thinks of it as a more extreme version of sensation play. He enjoys the heightened experience that comes along with being blindfolded or blindfolding you. It surprised you how even when you're the one blindfolded you're still in control, it also surprised you just how much you liked it. It really makes you focus on how good James is making you feel. You're more keen to the heady scent that is James looming over you. To the taste of him in your mouth, and the sound of him whimpering and moaning into your neck as he thrusts inside you. James really gets off on that, knowing your focus is entirely on him and him alone. Blindfolding James is a little...difficult. He likes it, he really does but it also frustrates him greatly. James likes to be able to look at you whilst you two are doing intimate things. He likes to see you, likes to see your reactions so he knows he's doing good, not just that you're telling him he is, and it sort of upsets him when he can't. So as much as James enjoys the heightened sensation of being blindfolded he doesn't so much enjoy the blindfolding part. Because of that it's usually done more as a punishment. James cums really fast whenever he's blindfolded. It's not his fault really all he can think about is you and your hands all over him

Choking

• James likes the feeling of your warm hands wrapped around his throat. He often gets too excited and forgets to breathe when he cums so a little bit of help from you in restricting his breathing while he cums feels great

Edging

• As much as James may not like your refusal to let him cum in the moment, he obeys. He knows the reward will be well worth the wait if he does

Katoptronophilia - sexual arousal from doing a sexual activity in front of a mirror

• James really likes fucking you in front of mirrors. He can see all of you that way and that really turns him on. James also really likes when you fuck him in front of mirrors. The focused expression on your face as you work to make him cum has him moaning like a whore underneath you

Voyeurism

• James likes to watch, James really likes to watch. James likes to watch you touch yourself, James likes to watch you work so tentatively to make Remus cum. Remus didn't know James was there until afterwards which only made James fist his cock harder, moving his hand up and down faster and faster. When Remus saw James he looked almost guilty, y'all were together, he knew that, James was ok with it. Remus knew that as well, so James had no idea why Remus looked so guilty. James should be the one feeling guilty. One of James' favorite things is to watch Sirius fuck you. Unlike Remus, Sirius always knows James is there. Sometimes Sirius will talk to James, tell him how good you feel in between moans, give him something to think about as well as watch. James feels so dirty when he's watching but that only makes him hornier. Sex always happens after, it doesn't matter if Remus was just with you, or if it was Sirius, or even if you were just touching yourself for James' own perverted pleasure. He can't help it he has to fuck you. He's always so frantic afterwards, moving his hips into yours so fast you can't even think straight. His lips move against yours so messy, his tongue invading your mouth, and for once instead of you leading the kiss you just lay back and enjoy his lust.

Vicarphilia - sexual arousal from hearing about other people’s sex lives

• I don't really know how to explain this one. I just think he'd get really, super turned on hearing about other people's sexual experiences. It probably started out with Sirius telling James about his numerous encounters with numerous school girls

#james fleamont potter my love<3 #atj as james potter #james potter smut #sub james potter #dom!reader #james potter x reader #sirius black x reader #remus lupin x reader #the marauders #marauders era #nsfw.🦌

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lesbianslvt666 · 2 years ago

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My angel wanted it so here it is :))

@machetegirl109

Couture!Lingerie!Designer!Ellie x Rich!spoiled!Reader

(Also idk why but i picture Ellie fully tatted on this one like Julien Baker tatted iykwim)

The night was setting fast, cold breeze entertaining through the front door as it opened, big man dressed in a black tuxedo entered the store and a bright voice chime in behind him.

“We are closed now!” Ellie was tired, her assistant had gone sick so she had been working by herself for a week.

“Miss Williams, good evening… we have an appointment settle for today” Ellies slumped form approached the talking man.

He gave Ellie your last name, her confused face looked around the store, she was sure she heard another voice but she couldn’t see you.

Her face went down to the desk in front of her, big notebook where they annotate all the appointments, her assistant had suggested going digital, she even proposed uploading everything from the notebook to the computer, but Ellie was a simple woman and she loved physical stuff.

Her hand wondered to the date of today, looking for time frames and your last name. Bingo…

“Why is it taking so long!” Your voice revealed from behind the broad man, pretty legs adorned with the tiniest of skirts, brown colored with a pretty white button up.

Your hurried steps came closer to her, pretty stilettos clacking with every step.

Bending over the desk you came closer to her notebook, long manicured fingers pointing to your name on the page.

“Here i am, now can you look at my tits? I have a special request…” your voice came lower than expected, Ellie was prettier in person.

“Um… yeah, uhh… over here” her hand pointing towards the dresser room

Your guard went outside the store, giving extra privacy for he knew your plan.

A week ago you were scrolling down tiktok, finding on your fyp an add for Ellies store, and as soon as you saw her you needed her…

“Look Roger, this is the plan” you told him, sitting him down on the couch, you took the remote and pointed to your big screen. “Do you see this girl?” The image of a short haired, green eyed woman appeared on the screen, Roger moved his head up and down as to say yes. “Good, i want her, so…” you gave Roger your unlocked phone, already with the number ready to dial. “Call to her store and make an appointment for the weekend, we are going to New York, so get your things ready” your bright smile and tiny jumps made Roger giggle with you.

Walking in the dressing room Ellie tried not to look much at you, your pretty face was already printed in her mind and your scent clouded the entire room.

“So, here is how this works...” she grabbed a measuring tape and put it around her neck, a small note pad on her hand and a gel ink pen hanging on her working apron.

It was no secret that Ellie liked girls, however, her work ethic was stronger than any desires… until now.

For when she looked back at you there was no clothes but your pretty skirt and those sexy stilettos.

She gulped.

“Um… as i was saying… i am gonna take your measurements and then we can um… we can talk about… uhh… the rest?” Her mind was wondering, your breast on full display for her and she was already melting…

She was trying hard to pay attention to her words, this should be normal to her i mean, she’s been doing this for years now is not something she hadn’t seen before… right?

“Measure me then!” You were so overly excited, thinking of her touching you pooling in a creamy spot on your undies.

She came closer to you, reason and lust fighting inside if her.

Her hand reached for the tip of her measuring tape, pulling it down her neck, long slender fingers stretching the tape, pressing them across your back, measuring your shoulder blades, a gasp left your plump lips when her tatted fingers caressed over your pretty skin.

She was trying hard not to touch as much as she wanted, but the little whimpers you gave with each burning contact her veiny hand gave you got you delirious.

You turned around facing her now.

Her pussy was pulsating and so was yours.

Rapidly beating hearts mirroring each other with fervor.

You took her hands on yours, measuring tape between her fingers and you placed it on top of your tits, the tape vaguely covering your nipples.

Ellie was fighting creamy cunt versus screaming mind.

The ache between her legs was louder than her reason.

Her eyes went from your eyes to your nose, lips and neck, traveling all the way down to your breasts.

One of your hands traveled to her hair, placing a strand behind her ear.

She glassed a finger over your nipple, lips parting open when she felt your pretty pink glittery nails scratching her scalp when you grabbed a handful of her auburn hair.

Her green eyes darkened, blown pupil and flush skin.

The warn light of the room imitating the feeling on your cheeks.

You were indecisive, crashing her lips with yours first or give her the satisfaction of tasting your pretty tits on her mouth?

Her eyes trained to them, almost begging you, her hands now traveling down your torso, open palms touching every part of your skin, cold silver rings chilling the fire trail she was leaving behind.

When her hands reached your hips your mind went dark, thoughts of all the thing you could do with, for and to her clouded your vision.

Your hand on her head pushed her face forward, as soon as her hot mouth latched on your tit her hands squeeze your hips with need.

Licking both your boobs and sucking on them like a desperate, hopeless slut.

“You little cunt like that?” Your whinny voice penetrated her ears and her eyes rolled back.

One of her hands grabbing yours, guiding you to her aching cunt, a wet patch on her trousers and you had to close your thighs together.

Your hand went up to the collar of her blouse, cleaning her juices on your tongue first and then going back to the collar, pretty finger curling on it and taking her with you, guiding her like a lost puppy to the couch.

You sat her down straddling her, her hips buckled up as soon as you let your weight down on her and it made you moan.

Her hands traveled to you ass squeezing, her lips parted in satisfaction as soon as you squirmed from the contact. You took your opportunity, lowering yourself to kiss her, her lips crashing with you.

Fierce kiss heating both your cores, sloppy tongues and wet saliva falling from each corner of your mouths.

Both bodies trying too hard to be at contact with one another and Ellie almost went crazy, she latched on your collarbone, butterfly kisses flying around your neck, your hands rushing to the buttons of her shirt, trying to take it off.

Your desperate attempt made her chuckle on your neck, your hips bucking at her reaction.

Detaching from your skin was hard, but she had to give you all you wanted, so she took off her shirt, sports bra falling with the blouse to the ground.

Your pretty nails came in contact with her nipples, teasing and tickling her which made her squirm, her cunt was soaking for you, pulsating with the thought of having you screaming her name while you scratched her skin with your glittery nails…

Fuck writers block, i always hit as soon as the smut starts lmao 😭😭 sorry yall :((

#ellie williams #ellie williams fanfic #ellie williams x reader #ellie williams x you #ellie x fem reader #ellie williams headcanons #ellie williams smut #ellie williams x female reader #lesbian #the last of us #hyper feminine #hyperfem reader

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wooahaeruby · 6 months ago

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Chapter 14: Rose Tinted Glasses

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“Wait wait wait-” Mouse shook her hands out in front of her, trying to take in Seungkwan’s words.

“I’ve explained it four times, Mouse.” He groaned.

“And I’m higher than the Empire State Building and still not understanding-” She ran a hand through her hair. “Jeonghan, the guy that has been flirting with me since day one of meeting me, likes me?”

“Yes,” Seungkwan rolled his eyes back, “Jeonghan, one of the SVT leaders, trickster supreme, likes you! How did you literally not know?”

She opened her mouth to answer but closed it, eyes moving around rapidly in thought. “I…I thought he was just being like Seokmin! I didn’t think it was actually flirting!”

“Wow you are dumb.” Vernon gaped, wide eyes focused hard on the ceiling. “Everyone could see it. I think everyone knows honestly.”

“Not everyone.” Seungkwan said under his breath.

Mouse was silent, she looked nearly alarmed at the news coming from him and Vernon.

Really, it shouldn’t be much of a surprise, or to the guys it didn’t seem so surprising. If Jeonghan wasn’t talking about work or dumb things he heard through the grapevine, he was talking about Mouse. What she was doing, what happened at work, and while it was heartwarming to have the flirtatious man liking someone, it was getting old to hear about it since they weren’t even together.

Jeonghan had come to him asking for advice of all things recently and all Seungkwan could say was to grow a pair and tell her, but Jeonghan didn’t think it was a good idea. Something stupid about Mouse not knowing he was actually flirting, then something about rejection was said when Jeonghan walked away.

Seungkwan, personally, thought Jeonghan was the dumbest guy on the planet at that time, but now…Now Mouse seemed like the dumbest person on the planet.

“Hey Seungkwan…” Mouse spoke up, “I think I wanna go home now.”

Have you been ignoring everyone’s text messages aside from simple yes or no answers and telling them you were okay? Yes.

Was Seokmin hounding you every time you walked into work, wondering why you haven’t been hanging out with them? Also yes.

Was Mingyu guilting you over text since he was recovering and he couldn’t see ‘his designated short person ’ (which only came because you were shorter than Jihoon)? Yeah.

This was the second weekend since learning that Jeonghan liked you and you’d been hiding in your apartment, telling them you were just busy with some things and couldn’t hang out. If the group knew you were lying, they didn’t tell, not even Wonwoo, surprisingly.

All weekend you either sat on the couch watching dramas or playing video games. Between those activities, you were still in awe that Jeonghan had a fucking crush on you .

The more you thought about it though, it did make sense.

While the flirting was playful, it was still flirting. The constant texting, wondering how you were doing, the subtle gazes, you couldn’t even forget about the necklace he got for your birthday and that you stupidly chalked it up to it being about the dress- but he also mentioned that you looked good in dark blues.

You felt like an idiot. A big stupid idiot that took so long to realize that someone liked you.

And as you were laying in bed, staring up at your ceiling, hearing the sounds of the city forever moving, maybe…just maybe…you might like him to.

“Oh my god.” You grabbed a pillow and covered your face with it. Holding the cushion there, you let out a very muffled and very discontent yell.

You spread your limbs out and starfished on the bed, not bothering to remove the pillow to figuratively hide your ignorance from the world. Somewhere beside you, your phone was buzzing for a call but you didn’t bother to move and answer it. There was enough mental gymnastics going on to just ignore the device and the world if you really tried.

Jeonghan was so- God, what would you call it? Unattainable? Out of your league? He was pretty and funny, a little out there and flirty, yet he was so kind and soft when he wanted to be. You thought back to the day Mingyu was hurt and how he was so caring when helping you and worried. When he had held your face, he was so warm and comforting, even making you eat and just sat all cuddled up next to you until Mingyu-

You yelled again into the pillow before sitting up quickly, taking deep breaths because holy shit you really did like Jeonghan and you are just now realizing that fact.

Alright, mental recap, you thought, rubbing a hand over your face then through your hair. Number one, Jeonghan likes you. Yep, that was solidified because of a very high Vernon and a sober Seungkwan. Thanks. Number two, taking another deep breath, focusing on nothing specific really, I. Like. Jeonghan. Alright, now say it out loud and accept this fact. Put on your big girl pants and take your phone and call Jeonghan and ask him to come over. Perfect plan, make it simple, just tell him you like him too, but don’t mention Seungkwan or Vernon because they will in fact get their ass beat by Jeonghan if he found that they told you, but that is a worry for another day-

It took a moment a moment to even muster the courage to open your mouth and another to try and vocalize the thoughts you were having. Just as you finished mentally hyping yourself up to say it, a knock was heard from your front door.

“Mouse?” The nickname sounded muffled behind the door to your apartment but it was undoubtedly the one person you didn’t want to face right now.

Please leave, please do not-

“I know you are in there, Mouse. Wonwoo said that all you have been doing is playing video games.”

You knew it was a bad idea to add Wonwoo on any game platform…

Slowly you rose from bed and trudged your way towards the door. Jeonghan knocked again and you internally groaned, flicking on the living room lights. “I’m coming, stop knocking.” The knocking, in fact, did not stop. Now he was just being annoying.

As you opened the door, you didn’t expect Jeonghan to be dressed so…casually. He wasn’t in his typical attire of dress pants and a button up, instead he was in a baggy t-shirt and basketball shorts, half his hair tied up to most likely combat the blistering heat outside. You’ve never seen Jeonghan dressed as such outside of the house, let alone outside of your apartment.

Meeting his eye, Jeonghan was staring at you, a smile on his face, hands now settling in his pockets. “Hi.”

“...Hi.”

“Can I come in?”

“...You won’t leave until I let you in…”

“Correct!” And he basically pushed past you, letting himself into your apartment. “Ohhh, nice place.”

Staring out your doorway, you slow-blinked and sighed. Why did you have to like this man? You closed the door and turned to follow him, watching as he took in the space around him.

Your apartment wasn’t much; a one bedroom, one bath place in a building that wasn’t older than ass. Decorations were minimal, the walls were a little scuffed from a few years of living here but the white paint didn’t add much. Really, you wished it was more, but you were just happy to have a place to call your home after all these years.

“Why are you here?” You finally asked, standing behind the couch.

Jeonghan huffed a laugh under his breath, turning to face you from beside your coffee table. “I think we both know why I’m here, Mouse.”

“If it’s because I haven’t been hanging out with you everyone as much, I’ve been socially drained-”

“Seungkwan and Vernon told me, Mouse.”

“I- Huh?”

“After Seungkwan very abruptly took you home, Vernon was eating in the kitchen, very very high if I may add, I’m surprised you were even alive after the shit he smokes. When Seungkwan came back, Vernon was mumbling something about being in trouble with me and then I had to pry it from both of them.” Jeonghan explained, “Very easy to get them to fold actually, I just threatened them with Cheol and suddenly they were putty.”

If you weren’t staring before, you were staring now. You tried to set your expression to neutral but the nerves that crawled under your skin were making your hands sweat. He held your gaze, raising an eyebrow. Jeonghan was better at masking what he was feeling, that was one thing about all of them you gathered, but he was especially good at it.

“You- Wait.” You broke from your stare to shake your head and frowned. “You’ve known for almost two weeks and are just telling me now?”

“Now Mouse, why would I just bombard you with feelings ? Clearly you needed to figure some things out.” There was sarcasm threaded in with each word and it kinda ticked you off.

“Don’t joke right now, Jeonghan.” You were serious, you didn’t want him playing whatever game he wanted at this moment.

Jeonghan was quick to drop the act and sagged his shoulders. “Listen I might be an asshole, but I’m at least considerate about people I care about, okay? Yes, I did annoy the hell out of you over text, but that was more for the fun of it than actually bothering you. Truth be told, Mouse, I missed having you around. Seungkwan and Joshua had to stop me from showing up here days ago because I wanted to be around you, see you…”

Were those butterflies fluttering in your stomach? Nope, totally not, what are you talking about.

You gave a nervous swallow and combed your fingers through your hair. Your hands were shaking and you prayed that he didn’t notice.

Slowly, Jeonghan rounded the couch, saying your name so soft that you nearly missed it. You turned your head and your heart jumped in your chest.

Standing beside you now, you have never seen him like this. For once, Jeonghan was nervous, even a bit timid. His eyes were open wide, looking down at you like you were something to be taken in, someone that caught his eye out of all the other stars in the universe.

“Can I actually take you out? On a proper date? I want to do this right.”

Hope was held behind his eyes, it was clear as the bright sky outside. You didn’t know if it was the lights of the living room, but his eyes were nearly glimmering. He wanted you to say yes.

“I-” Pausing for a moment, you swallowed down the nerves and nodded. “Yeah, Yeah, that would be nice.”

The smile that spread wide on his features was giddy and excited, his nose even scrunched up. “Can we- Is it okay I take you out tonight? I can come back and pick you up and-”

“Jeonghan-” You cut him off, laughing at the excitement he displayed. “If I say yes again, promise me we won't go somewhere really fancy. Please?”

“I can do that, nothing fancy. Promise.” He nodded quickly, stepping awake and closer to your door. “I’ll- Fuck-” He ran his side into the wall and got to the door. “I’ll pick you up at seven!”

Then he was gone, leaving you standing in your apartment, a little dumbfounded but definitely excited.

Jeonghan was right on time, maybe a little early if he was keeping track.

Earlier, he quickly – totally didn’t speed – all the way back to the house out of the city to get ready, knowing he didn’t have anything clean back at the penthouse.

He had pushed the garage door open, all smiles and dreamy, practically floating through the house.

“I never want to see him like that again- Why does he look like that?” He could hear Chan speak from the couch, curled up in a blanket beside Joshua.

“Today, my dear Chan, Jeonghan grew a pair.” Was all he heard the other respond before he stepped into his room and closed the door.

He could do something not fancy, totally. He didn’t need to wear something really expensive or flashy, just something nice and appropriate for a date with Mouse. The thought had him skipping towards his closet to pull clothes out.

“Nothing fancy, nothing fancy…” He said his thoughts out loud, scanning all his clothes that could satisfy the idea. “T-shirts out of the question, Jeans? Maybe jeans.”

“You are like a teenage girl.” Joshua’s voice rang through the small room and Jeonghan whipped his head towards the other. “Kind of sickening if you ask me.”

“I’m sorry, Shua, do you have a nice date tonight? No? Well, I do.” Jeonghan bit back but there was no malice in his words. “And I’m trying to find an outfit that is nice but not fancy because Mouse made me promise not to go to a fancy, flashy place.”

“And I’ll repeat myself, you are like a teenage girl.” He stepped into the room, looking over the plethora of clothes Jeonghan had. “How about you figure out where you are going, then pick based on that, and tell Mouse if it's casual or not.”

Jeonghan scoffed, waving him off. “I was thinking of the little Italian bistro, not the one we always go to.” He clarified, “Not too fancy but still good food and definitely good wine.”

Joshua nodded and tugged out a pair of dark blue jeans and pointed to a gray button up. “Simple. Still looks nice, maybe do something about your hair.” He waved his hand in the direction of Jeonghan’s face. “And shower.”

“No shit, dick.” He took the clothes and pulled his phone from his pocket, sending Mouse a text that it was a nice place but nothing too fancy and definitely a little more casual. “Thank you, now get out.”

Ushering Joshua out of his room, Jeonghan took no time to start getting ready. His heart was beating a little fast, but he was happy, more happy than he had been in a long time.

“Seokmin, where are you?” You said into the phone, pacing in your bedroom, half your closet on the floor and even more on your bed.

“ Hi to you too, I’m at the penthouse, why?” He snickered.

“Is anyone with you?”

“ No? Cheol is knocked out in a room but that’s about it.”

“ Can you come over? I need your help with something-.”

He hung up on you and was knocking on your door in twenty minutes.

When you opened the door he was a little out of breath but smiling bright. Seokmin gave you a quick hug before you stepped aside to let him in.

“Alright, I’m here to help. Why do you need help?”

“Promise me you won’t have a stroke when I say this.”

“I can half promise unless that is my natural response to the information I will be giving.”

“I’m going on a date with Jeonghan and I don’t know what to wear.”

Seokmin blinked, then blinked again, “You’re doing what?!”

Taking the time to explain everything to Seokmin, which he wasn’t too pleased about learning second hand and almost last.

“So you like Jeonghan.”

“Yes, I like Jeonghan.”

“And you are going on a date with him tonight .”

“Yes.”

“Well,” He started, clearing his throat. “I’d like for our relationship of husband and wife to be brought into consideration.”

You deadpanned at him. “Really?”

“If you just wanted an open relationship, you should have told me.” He continued to joke. “But I have the best idea.”

“And that is?”

“We tell everyone not to tell Soonyoung.”

Confused, you raised a brow, trying to understand what was going on. “Why?”

“Because he actually thinks we are dating and I just want to fuck with him.”

“Deal, can you help me find an outfit now?”

Sitting on your bed, you let Seokmin go through all the clothes that were scattered around the floor and mattress, taking into account the information Jeonghan provided not long ago over text. He picked up some items and placed them aside, sorting through the clothes.

“I’m putting you in a dress.” He finally determined, “I feel like it’s going to be the best option with everything you have.”

You stood and started to grab all your dresses, tossing them on the bed to better get a visual of what the two of you were working with.

“You have a lot of dark colors. Do you have anything lighter?”

“I might have a few lighter sundresses.” You stepped over clothes to your closet and pulled out a handful of dresses stored in the back.

Seokmin took them from you and held up each individually, humming quietly to himself in thought. “This one.”

The one that he handed over still had the tag on it. It was pale pink, complimenting your skin tone well which was the main reason you bought it. The sleeves were sheer pink, cuffed at your wrists, but the rest of the dress was opaque. It was loose around your waist and went down just below your knees. Overall it was pretty modest, nothing too extravagant but pretty for a date. The material was soft and you had a pair of wedges you could wear with it.

“If you wanna keep your hair down, go for it, maybe some neutral makeup too.” Seokmin looked a little proud of himself, starting to take the clothes off the floor and just piling them neatly on your bed to be cleaned later. “Is he going to pick you up?”

“Yeah, at seven, I have some time to get ready.” You hung the dress on the door and gave Seokmin a hug, who tightly hugged you back, wiggling you both side to side. “Thank you for all the help, I don’t think I would have picked something without you.”

“Ah~ No problem, Honey. But just remember, I’m always your husband first.”

Seokmin made his exit relatively quick, giving you one last hug at the door and telling you to give details later. He wanted all the juice to spill later, obviously.

You took the last of the time to shower and freshen up, drying and styling your hair so it was down but out of your face, makeup was light overall and a little shimmer you put on went a long way. You felt cute, you looked cute, or at least you thought you did. It had been a while since you wore a sundress, let alone went on a date with someone you actually like.

Pacing around your living room, the soft thunk of your wedges hitting the hard wood floor was heard. You tossed a small white purse on the couch earlier which held your keys, wallet, and lipgloss, and you waited. Your phone was in your hand, waiting for a text or call from Jeonghan that he was here. The nerves were starting to build up in your chest, but you shook out your limbs, hurrying back to your bathroom to check yourself out in the mirror for the tenth time in the last twenty minutes. Checking the time, it was fifteen minutes until seven o’clock.

Breathe, there is nothing to worry about. Looking at yourself in the mirror, you straightened up and rolled your shoulders back. It’s just a date, he promised nothing too fancy. Yes you haven’t been on a date in a while but that’s okay. Last date was a bust and this date shouldn’t be. It’s just Jeonghan. You’ve spent plenty of time with Jeonghan.

You walked back to the living room and huffed out a breath, flattening down the skirt of your dress. You’ve never been this twitchy for a date before, you thought you were being a little ridiculous. The only thing you needed to worry about was being yourself and enjoying the time you’d be spending with Jeonghan. That’s all. Nothing scary.

A knock to the door made you flinch. With relative haste you stepped towards the door and pulled it open, a smile spreading on your face.

Jeonghan stood on the other side of the door, dressed neatly in jeans and a gray button-down, holding something behind his back. When his gaze met yours, he beamed, eyes bright and smiling wide as he pulled a bouquet of flowers from behind him. The flowers nearly matched your dress; dusty pink carnations wrapped in white tissue paper and a shiny ribbon holding it together.

The gesture had you shaking your shoulders in a quiet laugh and taking the bouquet into your hands, taking in the soft, sweet scent of the flowers. “They are beautiful, Jeonghan.”

“Not as beautiful as you.” He winked at you but you stepped back to let him inside.

“Let me put these in some water then we can go.” You hurried off, looking through a cabinet for the only vase you owned.

You heard Jeonghan close the door and step into the kitchen, leaning himself against one of the counters. Once the flowers were unwrapped and placed in a vase full of water, you placed them on your small kitchen table, moving some of the carnations around so they looked better. Taking a step back to admire them, you glanced back towards Jeonghan whose eyes were only on you.

“You do look really pretty, Mouse.” Jeonghan complimented, taking you in from his place.

A flush crept up from your neck and your face flared with heat. “I- Thank you. I can’t place all of it on me…Seokmin came over and helped me pick something out…”

He gave a quiet chuckle. “That would explain the call I got from him then.”

Cringing, a sigh was pushed out of you, “I’m not even surprised. He is like an overprotective sibling. Let me just grab my purse and we can go.”

Jeonghan once more stood near the door, waiting patiently for you to collect your things. With one last check of the contents inside, you stepped towards the door, watching as he opened it and ushered you to walk out before him. Once the door was locked, he held his hand out for you to take which you did easily, sliding your hand into his. His hands were cold but it didn’t matter as he used the connection between you to lead the way downstairs and to his car.

When you reached for the passenger door, he whined and quickly opened it for you, giving a huffy pout that had your nose scrunching up in a smile. He was really going all out for this. It was cute.

The restaurant, thankfully, wasn’t fancy. It was homey if you had to place a word to it, small but bustling. The hostess had seated you quickly once Jeonghan gave a name for the reservation.

“I hope this meets the not fancy requirement you’ve imposed.” He smirked across the table, opening the menu.

And there was his personality again. You could play ball.

“Hmm, I didn’t think you had it in you with the Louis Vuitton and Dior I’ve seen you wear. Is the shirt Calvin Klein?”

“No but the jeans are.”

You didn’t try to suppress the roll of your eyes, crossing your legs and opening the menu. “I’m curious though, who gave the idea for flowers? You don’t seem like a flower guy.”

Jeonghan shot you a glare but the smirk was still on his face. “If you must know, it was Minghao. He said I couldn't just show up empty handed.”

“Ah, I’ll have to thank him for suggesting it then, shouldn’t I?”

It felt like the normal bantering that the two of you always fell into; teasing jabs and flirting that actually meant something now. Sitting across from one another, you didn’t feel uncomfortable or awkward. You were thankful it didn’t feel like that.

You were both on your second glasses of wine, food half eaten, laughing at a story Jeonghan was telling. With this date, you did learn more about who Jeonghan was outside of his work.

The Club as he called it out in public, started as a joke between him, Wonwoo, and Mingyu, but it made good money and even better thrills. If he wasn’t working for the business , he was working for the shipping company, Pledis Shipping. When there was no work for him, Jeonghan was back at the house sleeping and actually doing nothing . He loved going out to new restaurants with the youngest three, but couldn’t cook if his life depended on it, but he wasn’t as bad as Wonwoo, the nerd could burn water.

The one unsurprising thing was his fondness of teasing the guys and sabotaging every single game they play together so he can almost always win. You’ve seen it once when they were playing Uno and he was hiding extras of plus fours and skips but you didn’t care to say a word, wanting to know if anyone would notice or if they would care. (Note: surprisingly, no one noticed and it did end up with Cheol, Hoshi, and Mingyu getting mad. They ended up switching games to Mario Kart, which made the events so much worse for them but funnier for you.)

“No no, it gets worse !” He was curled up on himself a bit, wheezing in a breath and wiping the tears away that gathered in his eyes. “Shua and I didn’t tell anyone in the house that we burned Mingyu’s favorite pan. It was an accident but Cheol being angry is one thing, but break something of Gyu’s that he loves and bought for himself? God we’d never hear the end of it- When he found out it was ruined, he thought it was Wonu and they were fighting for a week-”

“He didn’t deserve that!” You threw your head back in a fit of laughter. “He might be an ass but letting him take the blame?!”

“ Jihoon knew the entire time-”

You covered your face with both hands, gasping each breath to not absolutely lose it.

“ And he didn’t say a word for a week- He threatened us when Gyu and Wonu wouldn’t even work together!”

“What the hell-”

“ I made Shua take all the blame-”

“Han!” You gaped at him, “That is horrible!”

“It’s okay, I got him something he wanted from overseas and called it even.” Jeonghan waved you off and downed the rest of his glass, smiling at the memory. “You should hear the stuff I’ve got for Soonyoung every time he takes the blame for stuff.”

“You are horrible, absolutely horrible. I can’t believe you’d make him take any blame, he is just a pure, innocent baby.” You dramatically, knowing he wasn’t pure or innocent , but he was also soft and clingy when around you.

“What can I say, I’m just like Loki .”

Faking a gag, you rolled your eyes and groaned. “I hate you. Officially.”

“Hm.. You can’t hate me, Mouse. You’re on a date with me~”

“I’d like to formally retract my dating intentions with you.”

That had him scoffing and laughing, happiness spreading across his face and the softest gaze landing on you. In the chatter filled space of the restaurant, the two of you sat in the quiet company of one another.

Dinner was finished not long after, Jeonghan insisting you try some of his dish, not even placing it on your plate but holding it fork out, pasta wrapped around the utensil to eat from. You were hesitant but his persistence was never ending until you indeed ate from his fork. He was grinning, you were rolling your eyes. Ridiculous.

Jeonghan was quick to slide his card to the waitress, not leaving you room to argue even if you did want to at least split it, but it was also nice to have someone pay for you…(but he didn’t need to know that).

The drive home was quiet, both enjoying the rush of the city passing by and the satisfying hum of the car’s engine. Once Jeonghan parked outside of your apartment building, he made no move to get out and simply shut the car off and relaxed back in his seat.

“Mouse,” he turned his head towards you, a soft grin spread on his lips, eyes tired but still bright. “I really enjoyed our time out together.”

“I did too, Jeonghan.” Answering softly, you smiled, meeting his tired gaze with a similar look.

Tonight was nice, one of the best dates despite it being so minimal. You weren’t someone that needed much to enjoy time spent with others, it’s why you were fond of the family dinners at the house on weekends.

“I’d like to do this again sometime.” He sounded hopeful and you were glad to satisfy that desire.

“I’d love to go on another date with you, Jeonghan.”

Though he was beaming, Jeonghan kept his excitement at bay, nodding a few times and moved to get out. You watched through the windshield as he quickly rounded the car and opened your door, holding a hand out to help you out. Humoring him, you took his hand and stepped out, sliding your purse over your shoulder and letting him close the door. He walked you all the way to your apartment door, holding your hand, standing close while taking the elevator up and when waiting for you to unlock the door. Turning to him, you felt his thumb run over your knuckles and he gazed at you fondly.

“Thank you for tonight, Jeonghan.”

“It’s my pleasure.”

There was a small internal battle going on within you. The idea was tempting and you didn’t know if you would let it win…. but…

Leaning up the best you could in your wedged heels, you placed a chaste kiss on Jeonghan's cheek. His hand tensed in your hold but it quickly subsided and you pulled back, your own cheeks matching the deep flush that spread on his face.

“Goodnight, Mouse.” He hasn’t stopped smiling at you.

You gave a quick nod of your head and a small step back. Jeonghan was hesitant to let go of your hand but as you reached and pushed the door open, his hands easily slipped out of the hold.

Another step back into your apartment has your heart feeling just the slightest bit heavier. “Goodnight, Jeonghan.”

He stayed until the door was fully shut and you waited a few moments before sprinting full speed to your room and jumping into bed, wiggling around like a teenager after their very first date. You floated around your apartment when getting ready to bed and drifted to sleep with a new found fondness that continued to grow.

When Jeonghan got home, it wasn’t too late but a majority of the lights in the house were off. He was quiet as he entered from the garage but Joshua was sitting on an armchair, a book held open in his hand while a lamp was the only light illuminating a corner of the living room.

Hearing him enter, Joshua dropped the book to his lap, placing a bookmark to hold his place and raised a brow curiously at the daydreamy look on Jeonghan’s face.

“Good date?”

“One of the best I’ve ever been on.” Jeonghan shuffled over and collapsed on a couch near his friend, puffing out a sigh while smiling. “She agreed we should go out again. We talked so much at dinner and I walked with her to his apartment door.” He raised his arms to the ceiling like the structure above could help him comprehend everything. “Then she kissed my cheek! I felt like I could have exploded.”

Joshua listened to him ramble, resting his elbow on the armrest and his cheek on his hand. He had never heard Jeonghan speak so animatedly about anything outside of his SVT activities; he liked the change. It gave Jeonghan more human aspects.

“I’m glad you had a good time. She seems to bring out a different version of you.”

Jeonghan let his arms fall to his stomach. “That’s the thing, Shua…I don’t feel like I have to put on a show for her. I feel normal for one of the first times in nearly ten years.”

“I think we can all use a little bit of normality.”

“I hope we can all find our own versions of normal sooner or later, Shua.”

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kindheart525 · 2 months ago

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chucky got any game or

Yes he does!

Y’all might not believe this, and even Chucky himself doesn’t believe it sometimes. As a younger man he definitely did not have game. He could hardly get past a crush or a talking stage, let alone a full relationship. He didn’t have the confidence or self-sufficiency needed for a stable partnership, and nobody wanted to date a guy who still asked his mom for permission to go out despite being well into his 20s. (And even Dottie was tired of him relying on her this much.) Any positive and engaging traits he did have seemed to go out the window whenever he tried to make a move as he always let his fears get in the way. He never went out of his comfort zone and he suffered for it…until recently.

Enter Till.

An elder care worker, they met Chucky while working at the nursing home Dottie lives in. It started with just passing by each other while Chucky was visiting his mom, and soon progressed to chats in the kitchen away from the old folks where they could get to know each other better. And then Till starts inviting him out to do things! Simple activities like seeing a movie or watching one of their water polo matches but “Oh my gosh is this a date? Is this something friends just do or do they LIKE me like me?”

They also share some more vulnerable moments together:

As a nurse for the elderly, Till is mostly used to the ups and downs of the job. Watching patients pass on is pretty typical and expected, but that never makes it easy. Most of the time they can deal with it and compartmentalize for their other patients but it does get to them. Especially since their own parents died when Till was fresh out of college and they know how deeply that loss aches. Here they are having a moment after the death of a patient as Chucky comes in to comfort them. This was a big moment in the development of their bond.

Chucky really likes Till and realizes that if he keeps being a wimp like he was before, then he would very easily lose their interest. The thought of being in their life and being more than friends inspires him to finally start working on himself for real. He tries to put himself out there, pick up some hobbies—talks to people at Till’s water polo matches and eventually puts together a DND group, for example. He starts doing some things without his mom’s permission (but always tells her about them afterwards). And he takes the initiative to ask Till out! He gives them a simple bouquet of flowers and stumbles through a confession but it means a lot to them, as it was all heartfelt. And from there they’re officially an item!

Till, despite also approaching their midlife, never had all that much success in love either. They’ve had some partners but they never got very far, and a job in the medical field didn’t make dating any easier. So Till and Chucky get to experience many firsts together! The two of them make each other feel young as they fall hard and fast for each other, and before they know it they’re progressing to further steps of their relationship.

Till’s bug family loves Chucky too!

As Chucky’s creator I know I joke about him being ugly and weird lol but that’s exactly what a lot of people say about insects too, leading them to be very misunderstood. Till sees their charm and beauty just as they adore Chucky! To them he’s perfect 💙

Till belongs to my close friend @yellowandanxious4eva who first posted them here! Please give them lots of love! 💛 We have been planning this relationship for awhile and I’m so excited to have had the opportunity to post about it.

We’re still working on designs but get ready to see some little Dompler babies soon! In the meantime we’re always planning new things for their relationship so please feel free to send in some asks about Chucky and Till!

#AskKind #KindsDoodles #dottieverse #chucky dompler ii #till hunter #smiling friends #smiling friends oc

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girlfriendsofthegalaxy · 1 year ago

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tuesday again 10/17/2023

started explaining why this one is a little lighter than last week's gallery wall behemoth bc of a uhhhh kind of dire week, personally and professionally speaking, but then realized when fic authors do that in front of chapters i don't actually care or require an excuse from them, im just delighted to have a new chapter.

listening

this is a deeply cheesy little folk song but the lyrics "man you name it and if we ain’t got it: we’ll get it" gave me a sensible chuckle.

youtube

now for a moment to expound upon houston: they truly have imported every possible food service establishment. the two chains i miss most from jersey, jersey mikes submarine sandwiches and 7-11 gas stations, are both here. i get that this is the fifth largest metro area in the US or whatever but both of these companies are SO niche. absolutely bonkers. spotify.

i think this started autoplaying after a playlist inspired by f/allout: new v/egas came on??

reading

i originally had a very mean-spirited graf about the utility of a pool in northwestern massachusetts and the kind of person who can comfortably lose $31k, but it is genuinely awful that there are no rules around zelle. that money goes into a black fucking hole and there's no way to get it back, which is not the case for any other kind of recognized money except cryptocurrency

Did we confront Gary Kruglitz [the pool contractor]? Yes we did. We marched right into his office and grilled him hard until he defeated us with a simple and probing question: What's a zelle? It defied belief, we quickly realized, that a man who had been trapped in technological amber since the Nixon era was running a cyberscam designed to come between us and our money out of an AOL account.

watching

Van Helsing (2004, dir. Sommers). this movie is horrible. this movie is terrific. i don't have anything to say about this movie bc i was distracted by equal opportunity tits and asses the entire time. the time of the “Kate Beckinsale in a corset” movie genre is long over but GOD. watched with my sister bc it's leaving tubi soon

playing

one week i will have the energy to try New Thing but until i do it’s genshin. there's a poetry event that has terribly boring minigames, but the story quest has finally tied a bow on a piece of folkore we came across in the very first release so that was fun!

wrapping up some stuff in sumeru bc im running out of map pins, this game has done one of the things i hate most: progress-locking one extremely long and tedious collectible hunt (the music gates) behind another extremely long and tedious collectible hunt (the robots locked in the vines). the next time i see one of those little fucking budget koroks i am going to drop kick it into the sun. what the fuck is the circumference of teyvat anyway. it feels like we have explored so little of this planet's surface

i have graphics turned down pretty low bc of performance issues on my elderly laptop and this is still such a remarkably pretty game. look at this big estuary leading off into the distance

making

i wildly overextended myself this week, partially bc im trying to take advantage of this brief post-covid heightened immunity. lot of dinners. lot of late nights. on top of that BOTH of my siblings were in town for unrelated professional reasons this week :) no overlap so we did not have a nice fambly dinner :( but did have pretty okay separate dinners :) if they could learn to fucking communicate their trave plans and the number of peope that will be showing up at my home that would also be pretty okay >:(

one of the party games i played this week asked the question “what could you give a 40-minute PowerPoint presentation on” and i started saying facts about the downfall of the penn central railroad and they very nicely let me continue saying facts about the downfall of the penn central railroad, the largest bankruptcy in US history until ENRON, until the round timer went off.

i have some thoughts about Train Guys and how it's very easy to fall into being a Train Guy, bc there's a very easy template to follow, and there's a lot of Train Guy content, and have i been doing this bc i actually like trains, or bc it's easy to listen to Well There's Your Problem on repeat bc it's familiar and comforting, or do i just really really really fucking hate flying?

who could possibly say.

mackintosh update: allowed herself to be scooped up by my brother (who she met at christmas and loves) but did NOT allow herself to be pet by the strangers in his company. did hang out in the middle of the floor observing tho. a regular little extroverted socialite!

#tuesday again #tuesday again no problem

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sixty-silver-wishes · 7 months ago

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Cool dice 🤩

hiiii!!!

so I have a few hyperfixations and I post about them a lot :> as of now it’s the black rider opera and tom waits’ music in general, the cabinet of dr. caligari, and the life and works of dmitri shostakovich (although that one isn’t as strong as it was a few years ago but if you get me going abt shostakovich I WILL get going)

so, the black rider!! it’s an avant garde opera by tom waits and william s burroughs and the music is. SO SO good. like if you liked over the garden wall but wish it had more demonic energy. you’ll like it. the plot is pretty simple; it’s a retelling of der freischütz, a previous opera by carl maria von weber (in turn based on a v old folk tale) where a guy sells his soul to the devil in exchange for magic bullets so he can win a shooting challenge and marry a forester’s daughter. which isn’t terribly interesting on its own, but MAN. robert wilson was the director of the black rider and the acting, set design, and costumes are AMAZING. every scene is hypnotic. and the music is SO SO good. it’s got this eclectic folk/rock/opera/cabaret/etc feel and the lyrics are genius?? most of them don’t even support the plot, but are rather there to set the tone. but they’re full of waits’ excellent poeticism and genius foreshadowing and callbacks, plus some references to his other work if you can pick up on that stuff. the whole thing has this dark fairy tale/halloween/carnival kinda vibe and I’ve seen it so many times

speaking of things with the same vibe. “caligari” was a big influence on the black rider, and GAH THIS MOVIE RUINED MY LIFE. I’m not even kidding I am a fundamentally different person than I was before I saw it for the first 10 times. again, it also has a pretty simple plot and characters, but what’s REALLY neat about it is all the ways you can interpret it. I can talk about it literally forever there are so many ways to read this movie. I’ve come up with so many headcanons and interpretations and stuff (and I also write fanfic. please someone read my caligari fanfic) and I’m chewing at the drywall I love coming up w ideas to complicate the characters and find new themes in it !!!

shostakovich is. this man is my roman empire. for like three or four years I dug in DEEP about everything to know about this guy because the discourse around him is INSANE. basically he was a soviet composer who’s primarily known for his complicated relationship with stalin’s government. but he was so so fucking interesting beyond that!!! he was such a fascinating guy who often went out of his way to help people in extreme political circumstances, and his music has so many interesting details hidden in it- cryptograms, quotations, references, some people think there are hidden messages about his personal life and his political views in there (the specifics are kinda controversial bc they’re mainly based in interpretation, but there definitely are a lot!!!). the debates around him are so complicated and I love researching him and trying to figure out the truth amid all the discourse, which is often wrapped up in ideological arguments and speculation. I fucking studied russian to intermediate level because of this guy (and also his best friend ivan sollertinsky. I LOVE reading about sollertinsky but info on him is so hard to find in english!!!) and soviet classical music history as a whole is such a nuanced and interesting subject to me

#ask game #!!!!!

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davidkarofskyindie · 11 months ago

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modcrnspirits (Jamie/Flynn)

@modcrnspirits continued from (x)

That photoshoot was intense. The hours slipped by painfully as Flynn watched the other man losing more and more of his clothes. The idea had been pretty simple, even if quite erotic for a brand of such power. But the owner of the clothes and the designer too were there along with the photographers and all that. Flynn had a raging hard on that stopped the pictures and left him with a cocky smirk. “If another piece of flesh is shown, I won’t be able to hold myself.” He warned the team and just to spite him, they put the delicious model naked with his own body, in expensive clothes, to cover and dominate that nudity. But that was over and Jamie went to the showers first. Flynn had to take off his clothes and he went for his shower wearing nothing but his whities. In any other man it would have looked ridiculous maybe, but every eye was on him as he walked down the hall and closed the door. The shower sounds bringing a smile to his face. He got naked and stepped in and was invited. Goddamnit. Easier than he thought. “A moment longer in there and I would have gone full 18+ on them.” His cock was hard as he walked into the shower room, never one bit ashamed of showing himself off. But he didn’t turn another shower on. Instead, he walked to Jamie and grabbed his waist, pulling him in. “We’re gonna fuck each other right here and every one of those fuckers will know what I’m doing with you.”

Jaime bit his bottom lip a little just seeing the obscenely perfect sight of Flynn's naked body. It'd been kind of hard to behave while they were doing the shoot, he could tell that it had been just as hard for Flynn but seeing the man walking towards him with those obscenely perfect muscles that looked like they had to be photoshopped and a cock that looked so perfect that Jaime knew he'd never fantasize about anything other than that cock again. "A moment longer in there and I would've let you" He retorted cheekily, letting out the happiest whimper feeling Flynn's strong hands grabbing at his hips to pull him back against the strong man "I hope they know... I hope they jerk off listening to us" he growled, reaching up to run his finger's through the man's hair and leaning back a little "I hope the sound of you railing my ass makes everyone out there cum and they have to pretend they weren't listening while we walk out of here" he whispered, kissing the man as firmly as he could.

Jaime had no problem just showing intense need and desire with Flynn, his ass slowly pressed back so he could feel that big cock right between his cheeks as he just made out with the gorgeous hunk. He finally pulled back for a little bit of air and growled "Fuck, you're good at everything aren't you Flynn?" he teased, looking into those eyes "So... just how hard are you going to rail this ass? Cos I'm so fucking ready for it, after that shoot I think we both need it good, hard and deep as you can go"

#modcrnspirits #queueded

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tobiasdrake · 10 months ago

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AA4-2, Investigation Day 1, is such a unique investigation day. One thing the Ace Attorney brand has always excelled at is shaking things up with introductions to its cases.

Sometimes it's simple. Someone comes to the office and goes, "Hey man there's a murder will you defend" and the attorney goes "Yeah man I got you" and then we're off to conduct our trial preparations.

But other case introductions are more... unconventional. Given the circumstances, 4-2 has no choice but to be an oddball.

The Wright & Co. Law Offices don't exist anymore and, having just successfully sent his boss to prison for murder, Apollo is obviously fucking fired from Gavin & Co. So. Even though Apollo is licensed to practice law, there is no law office for a prospective client to walk into.

Which means we gotta get creative with three odd jobs in place of a typical crime investigation.

Three seemingly unrelated requests that all seem more like police work than attorney business. This sure is a weird way to introduce the second chapter of a lawyer game. The first time I played this, I was very confused and spent much of the chapter wondering when the lawyering was going to kick in. Much like how Apollo feels.

This chapter's introduction is very off-putting. Intentionally so, but I do wonder if the extremely unconventional nature of this setup is part of what alienated the player base.

Guy Eldoon, incidentally, is a pretty significant piece of Ace Attorney lore that doesn't quite come across in the American version. In the original Japanese, Maya's "burger" obsession was an obsession with "ramen". They localized it into burgers to try and make the game American back in AA1.

The series has been paying the price for the decision to localize ever since, as it's had to wind itself increasingly in knots to try and explain away how aggressively Japanese many parts of it are. One of the consequences of that decision is that Guy Eldoon loses his punch.

The reason Eldoon's Noodles is such a big deal is because this is the noodle vendor that Maya was getting all that ramen from. Her burger supplier, if you will. This man's family legacy of noodle stands is a critical piece of Ace Attorney lore, but he and his stand are also so obviously noodle-designed that it'd be impossible to try and call it a burger grill. So the bit just. Broke.

Without that vital piece of context, funny jokes like this simply don't land.

HA! It's funny because Maya is fucking obsessed with burgers ramen so of course Phoenix had a tab back in his attorney days!

Meanwhile, not to be left out, Trucy's here with the references to the good ol' days as well.

She is absolutely Phoenix's kid. She's absorbed his talent at being pedantic incorrectly on the topic of ladders.

In any case, these three seemingly unrelated events are fairly trivial to solve, but they begin to weave together the complicated tale of a bizarre and inscrutable crime spree last night that sees even the local yakuza family hit.

What makes this investigation really interesting from a creative standpoint is that all of these seemingly unrelated errands come together in the end to paint a picture of a single crime.

But. What makes it frustrating from a player standpoint is that until you become aware of that, it just feels like you're running around doing pointless errands. Ultimately, I like the idea of this case introduction more than its execution.

It ultimately becomes a huge relief when an actual client finally makes themselves known. Courtesy of Trucy having shrewd yet amoral business sense.

Trucy do not sell our services to the yakuza thank you

Too late. We're mob lawyers now. Now we get to defend this dipshit.

I particularly love Bad Badger there on his shirt. This wannabe gangster is running around wearing a cartoon mascot of a stereotypical Crime Dude as depicted in police propaganda. That's like self-identifying as the archnemesis of McGruff the Crime Dog.

I genuinely can't decide if he's trying too hard or just the right amount of hard. It's such a perfect combination of gangster edge and childish dipshit. I love his shirt so much.

In any case, once the hurdle of the opening errands is cleared, we pick up our two new additions to the game's principle cast. First being our rival prosecutor Klavier Gavin.

Gavin's intro is a little gross, gotta say. I like Gavin's role in the plot, but they're going for this suave rockstar aesthetic. He's both the "rockstar" of the court who vanquished legendary attorney Phoenix Wright seven years ago and literally a rockstar.

To that end, we see him (24) flirt with Apollo (22)...

...which is fine. But he also does it with Trucy (15).

Gross thing to call a minor, dude. Godot was a weird creep too but at least he didn't hit on underage girls. So this isn't a great first impression to the game's main plot-important rival.

Fortunately, it's quickly followed up by the triumphant return of Ema Skye, who was retconned into existence just two years before Apollo Justice's release to tease her presence in the new status quo. She immediately endears herself by being equally grossed out by Gavin.

The thing I really like about All Grow'd Up Ema is that her personality's changed from the girl we knew in Rise From the Ashes. She's still Ema where it counts.

(Hahahahaha look at it! That's it! That is the burger joint! Serving ramen, ramen, ramen, and rice ball! I bet you Maya's favorite was probably the ramen, medium grilled with tomatoes and lettuce.)

Still a determined forensic analyst at heart. But it's been nine years since last time we saw her, and she was only 16 years old when we knew her before. People change a lot between 16 and 25, so it'd be weird if she was still the same ol' Ema through and through.

Ema's here to be our new Detective Gumshoe. But the wide-eyed optimism of youth has been replaced by jaded bitterness at a career path that hasn't been so glamorous as she once imagined.

And one that has driven her to a newfound snacking habit. This is a character trait I adore. It reflects the classic stereotype of the whiskey-addicted detective worn down by life and with no more fucks to give, except her drug of choice is chocolate.

Incidentally, I had to take so many pictures of this woman eating to get that one frame where she pops the Snackoo into her mouth that now I feel like a total creep so let's move on.

Point is, Ema's new disgruntled attitude is a lot of fun, and makes for a sharp contrast against the easygoing and carefree nature of Dick Gumshoe. Though she becomes less hostile and combative with Apollo and Trucy once she learns who they are....

And though her attitude improves tremendously any chance she gets to whip out her forensic tools....

Her demeanor towards her actual job remains sour. Though we do get some explanation as to why.

With Gumshoe, the joke was always just dunking on his salary for fun. Haha, Gumshoe screwed up and now the prosecutor's angrily cutting his salary! He has to subsist on cup ramen! LOL

Which can be aggravating as a "running joke" if you know what it is to be poor.

That's not to say there wasn't more to Gumshoe's character. He was a good-natured nice guy with a tendency to miss subtle details. He liked giving his all for his "team" even though the prosecutors rarely appreciated him, but he also respected the defense and even put himself into physical danger to protect them from violence multiple times.

Gumshoe was a great character, and he will be missed.

Ema's point of friction with her job is a lot more character-driven. Because we had time to get to know her back when she was wide-eyed and optimistic, we can feel it when she expresses that this is a waste of her talents. She should be in a lab doing DNA analysis on a bloodstained knife, not picking it out of dirt and putting it in a bag for the prosecutors' office.

Ema is a welcome addition to this new cast.

With all that sorted out, there's just two characters left for the investigation day to introduce. Since we're mob lawyers now, thanks Trucy, we gotta meet the mob. We met Little Plum and her sword-concealing sweeping broom earlier. But we also need to meet the head of the yakuza with a distinctive Godfather look about him.

And our client, the ever-rebellious Wocky Kitaki desperate to make a criminal name for himself.

Though our time with them is brief, it quickly becomes apparent what our biggest conflict of this trial is going to be: Our dumbass client wants to go down for murder, because he is a child of a criminal culture who feels like he has something to prove - despite his family's efforts to convince him otherwise.

Wocky reminds me a lot of Ron DeLite. This is hardly our first time at the defense stand having to battle our own stupid client who's all too eager to confess - Something that, in actual case law, wouldn't be a thing? Like. If your client wants to plead guilty, you can't stop them. But Ace Attorney takes extreme artistic liberties with the law.

(Remember that one time when Phoenix's client fired him in the middle of a case, and for no clear reason he was allowed to remain in the courtroom and continue defending her anyway? Good times. Also, hi, Ema!)

But the difference is that Ron was a gentleman thief and Wocky's a teenage wannabe gangster, so the difference in temperament is palpable.

All in all, this investigation is... meandering. While a fun idea in theory, chasing down all these errands can easily leave the player just... waiting for the plot to start. There's a lot of busywork here, right down to Ema making you leave the crime scene to go talk to Phoenix so that you can come back and talk to Ema only this time she's cooperative.

The Kitaki family are a fun set of characters once they're introduced. Eldoon's Noodles is a significant piece of Ace Attorney lore if you're familiar enough with the non-localized version to catch it. Ema's return is a lot of fun. Trucy's charming and likable. But the connective tissue between all these things needed work, I think.

#ace attorney #ace attorney apollo justice #revisiting aa4

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keithwinters · 1 year ago

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oc asks: character design edition

(from here!)

FACE & FEATURES

glance: At first glance, what stands out most about your OC's appearance? What's their distinguishing feature?

His whore eyelashes normal guy vibes. Even back home he was just...a guy. Like, how are you so nondescript. Now in the Cluster his normal guy status is just run down to the other side of the graph, making him weird and stand-out. He's also got some powerful eyebrows. He likes to think his distinguishing feature is the mole on his cheek. Charm point.

face: Describe your OC's face. What's their smile like? Are their orbs cerulean? What would someone notice first when looking at them?

His natural state is something tired and neutral, which makes how expressive he is stand out. That guy feels a lot and is not good at hiding it! His grin is cockeyed, and when he smiles proper it's easy to see his canine(haha) teeth poke out a bit more than usual. He could have used braces when he was younger, but it wasn't a big enough deal to do so.

stature: What's your OC's body type? How tall are they? Do they wear clothing to accentuate their look or do they try to mask it?

He's on the shorter side for a man and has made peace with that. Don't worry about the little bit of heel his shoes have. He's beefy and doesn't dress for it per say, but does have to keep that in mind when getting clothes. It's hard to find things that fit off the rack when you're built like a little brick wall.

motion: How does your OC move? How does their clothing help or hinder their range of motion? Are they flexible, coordinated, clumsy?

He is, maybe surprisingly, pretty deft. He's only clumsy when flustered, which unfortunately is very easy to do, but he bounces back pretty quickly so it evens out. He might be the most flexible person in jeans in the Cluster, but who knows.

stillness: How does your OC act while still? Are they fidgety? Do they have any common gestures or tics? Does their clothing affect how they hold themselves while at rest?

Keith is...so bad at being still. Even if he is completely at peace, which is -especially now- exceedingly rare. At the very least he will tap his foot or bounce his leg, but more often than not he's fiddling with something in his mouth. A toothpick, cigarette, even biting his thumb or finger if he's really thinking. He has absolutely gotten ink on his face from biting a pen. He picks at himself when stressed, and is embarrassed by how much his hands move when he talks. Ever a hypocrite, he finds it endearing in others.

canvas: Does your OC have any scars, piercings, tattoos, or other markings? Do they display or cover them up at all?

He's covered in sparse freckles/moles. He had very few scars before Landfall, and due to their placements had no reason to cover them up more than his clothes already did. Now he's been collecting scars like kitschy trinkets, but as his companions don't seem to mind them, even say they like them, he wears them with a sense of pride. Though, some might be worn as penance instead.

CUT & CLOTHES

night: What does your OC wear to sleep? Do they have a favorite pair of PJs, or are they more the birthday suit type?

Back home it was just his shorts, maybe pj pants and a worn tee in winter. Now it's just. Everything he normally wears, out of a paranoia called vigilance. Only recently has he felt comfortable enough to take his jacket off and keep it off for an extended period. Maybe someday he'll be ok with sleeping like a normal person again, sans jeans.

day: What does your OC wear on a normal day? Why do they default to those clothes? Do they wear similar things, or do they change it up?

Back home, his wardrobe was simple but varied enough. Different button-ups, flannel, tees. Shorts and gym pants in addition to the jeans. Now? He has one set of clothes, like a cartoon character. He feels goofy but not enough to actually go get new clothes.

formal: What's your OC's formal look? Do they like dressing up? Do they have different looks for different occasions?

He does not dress up, in general. If a button-up with maybe a bolo tie isn't enough, he's not going. He's not fancy enough for that, in his opinion, and wouldn't know what to do anyway. The most he has were for funerals, which are their own specific look he doesn't care to replicate.

informal: What's your OC's lazy-day look? How do they like to dress when they're winding down?

Back home (again) it was pullover tees and shorts instead of jeans. But now it's just...not wearing his jacket. Maybe having some buttons undone, if we're feeling comfy.

outerwear: What's your OC's outerwear situation? Jacket, sweater, cloak? What sort of weather do they deal with most and how do they protect themselves?

He's from a colder climate, so he's most used to that. The jacket he wears is his favorite, everyday one, and he had bulkier ones back home. Now, he's unfortunately dealt with more hot climates than not, but is in most cases too paranoid to take the jacket off despite chiding from his teammates.

footwear: What does your OC wear on their feet?

Fuckin' wingtips!! Not hiking boots or even sneakers, but wingtips that have somehow survived this long in all their travels. He loves them but also hates them at this point. That's gotta hurt after so many miles.

road: What does your OC wear while traveling? Do they have high-quality equipment, or are they making do? What does their gear look like?

The only thing he has in addition to the gear already listed is his backpack, which... looks like a normal backpack. It can hold way more that is reasonable, but that's fine don't worry about it. It's silly to think about, but he does sort of enjoy when the other boys stop him and pull/put something into it, like he's the dad at a theme park.

armor: What kind of armor does your OC wear? Is it well kept? Bonus: where does it come from? Is there a story behind it?

He has no armor, but the closest thing to it is his jacket so he treats it as such. He maintains it as well as he can, though he worries he won't be able to once it receives enough damage. It's sporting a particularly large slice down and around a shoulder that he's been debating asking Riesling to Mend, but he's conflicted about doing that vs. just doing it himself and knowing it will be worse, but his.

arms: Does your OC have any weapons? What weapons do they carry, and how do they wear them when they're not fighting?

He's opposed to using weapons, but he does have a camping/hunting knife he's had for years. It's not used as a weapon, but it's the closest thing he has to one. Someday, if he ever gets boots instead of his wingtips that have SOMEHOW survived this long, he'd probably wear it in or on the side of them.

roots: Is your OC's look inspired by any specific style of clothing or fashion trend? What are the roots and/or inspiration for their look?

I wanted him to read as Just a Guy tm , so it's very simple, skewing slightly outdoorsy. The addition of the jacket (thank u Max ♥) helps convey he's from a colder climate, I think!

texture: Does your OC favor any specific kinds of cloth or textures? Is there anything they can't wear or don't like? What sort of fabrics do they prefer?

He's really fond of the feel of fur, which is another reason he wears the jacket all the time. Soft, wooly, comforting. He doesn't mind rougher fabrics, and he's afraid of messing up finer things like silk so he avoids touching them.

wardrobe: How big is your character's wardrobe? Do they wear things threadbare, or can they afford new clothes often? Are they any good at mending and repairing their own clothing?

It was pretty lackluster back home, but now in the Cluster it's very, very small. His mother taught him the importance of make things last, as well as how to do so, so he tries to repair and maintain his possessions for as long as he can. It's actually something he enjoys doing, and is thankful/ pleased to be useful when others let him repair their gear.

ACCESSORIES & ACCENTS

bling: What jewelry does your OC wear? Does it have any meaning?

He has an old watch that he always wears along with the bracelets that Raine gave him. Both gifts that he loves, but not especially steeped in meaning. He's recently started wearing the crystal gifted to him by Alun...despite telling Trocken not a day before that he doesn't wear jewelry out of fear of it getting messed up. His rationale for this is that if anyone got as close to his neck as the crystal sits, he's royally messed up anyway. And if anything, it gives him more reason to protect himself. Much like the speed of the relationship itself, he's become very attached to the necklace very quickly.

hair: How does your OC wear their hair? Does it have some kind of meaning?

He keeps it short, with one side longer than the other on top. That was a stylistic choice by Sam, as the family used to cut each other's hair. Now it's growing out a bit, and at some point he'll either ask one of the others to help him cut it, or just accept having shaggy hair. It's not something he thinks about much.

makeup: Does your OC wear makeup? How often? What kind? Why do they wear makeup, and do they like it?

He doesn't think it suits him at all and honestly feels a little silly wearing it, but will do so to appease/entertain others. He's probably had it applied by Sam at some point in life, or by kids he's babysit. Now the only time is when Riesling applies it, for a disguise or otherwise.

favorite: Does your OC have a favorite article of clothing or accessory? What is it? What's the meaning behind it? Do they wear it all the time or do they wear it sparingly to keep it safe?

The necklace was stated earlier, but in addition to that he has his wallet on a chain. It is always clipped to his belt loop, always on his person. He worries he'll forget his family, and so keeps the pictures he has of them as close and protected as he can.

change: Has your OC ever drastically changed their appearance? Significant haircuts, big tattoos, complete wardrobe swap, etc? Why? How do they feel about the change?

He was goth in his teenage years. :>

alternate: What would your OC's alternate universe look be? If they're a fantasy character, what's their modern look? If they're sci-fi, what's their fantasy look? What AU would you want to see your OC in, and how would they dress themself? Bonus: Prompt an AU!

The fact that he's a normal guy in a fantasy setting is already so funny to me... so I think to answer this, he'd have to finally get new clothes. It probably won't happen soon, be he has asked Riesling to help him with that so maybe!! He'll actually fit in at some point. I think the only things he's married to are mobility/nothing too long/flowy for combat and maybe a fur collar if possible. So his AU look would be a lot more in line with a DnD monk lol... or maybe some of the ffxiv monk fits... much to think about.

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sleepyone2three · 2 years ago

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That whole last ending sequence in the final episode episode of Arlong Park really hits hard though 😭 This whole arc has absolutely wrecked me though. My standards are too high and I fear nothing will live up to it. Final Thoughts 👇and they're in no particular order/all over the place since I wrote them as I thought of them.

Fuck Arlong

The hat scene wrecked me

Again, the whole ending sequence from the note placement to that last pinwheel spin is so good I can't even put it into words

All of the meaning behind Nami's new tattoo down to the aesthetic. Such a simple yet elegant design too.

"I'LL always be YOUR friend, Nami!"

Luffy just took down the man the literally owned and made Nami miserable for the past eight years and is using the most non possessive verbage possible he's letting her know it's always her choice at the end of the day I can't with this boy 😭

We'Re NoT goNna hUrt HeR

With grease and meat all over his face and his mouth still stuffed

It was at that moment Genzo realized he had nothing to worry about

Nojiko getting the tattoo for Nami though! She's such an amazing big sister

Oh my goodness yes doctor man please tell Zoro off for not taking better care of himself because I will if you don't

Usopp's fight was honestly pretty funny and I enjoyed it

Oh my God I just remembered the sea monster cow and I felt for so bad for it, Sanji and Luffy were so mean

On that note, wtf is up with Luffy and hurting cute animals? First Shushu and now this? Someone call peta on this boy

I wasn't a huge fan of how obnoxious johnny and yosaku were but I loved that they were basically a stand in for the audience/riff on oc fan characters and self insert fics (which I totally don't write all the time whaaaaat why would you ask) and so self aware that I can't even be mad most of the time.

Nami stealing everyone's wallets is such a rad way to prove she's self sufficient and going to be okay out on her own

Also not letting anyone say thank you is such a mood

She does what she wants

Luffy you're the captain, you sweet stupid enabler

The pacing of the hat scene in so good of my gooooosh

Weirdly this arc has had some of the best edited recap intros so far

I honestly kinda wish we got to see Nami throw down in the final battle. She goes up ready to fight and then just doesn't, I'd have liked to see her at least beat up one fishman. But I also love how much the others go all out for her

I really liked the moment in Usopp's fight when he was going through all his lies and his tone gets more and more unsure and how it builds up to him declaring he'll never pretend to be a pirate again because he's going to be a pirate

Sanji trying summon good vibes? That's so dumb and cringe but I love it

Speaking of Sanji, I love that he thought to blow into the gills I was not expecting that kind of solution

Also, I love Sanji's character... as long as he isn't around women. Let him be a bitch to everyone, not just the guys.

And the the wounds opening up as the as Hachi is swimming? That was a great payoff

God the Mirabelle scenes hurt

Genzo's an amazing character and I really like him

Hajiko too, she's awesome

The little kid feels super tacked on tbh. He disappears for half the story and then comes back for a hamfisted monologue. Is this different in the manga? I sure hope so

I kinda love the Hawaiian shirt and bandages look on zoro, heavy trans masc vibes which I love

Yikes on the scene where Arlong rips off Zoro's bandages though dysphoria kinda triggered uhhg

I bought Sanji's cook book and there was no special orange sauce sauce recipe why did he not ask for crew contributions?

I'm honestly shocked the town had enough food for Luffy to gorge himself like that for three days, they're gonna need the money Nami left to recoup their losses

The ship flying and Luffy just having a blast the entire time had me wheezing

Stretching Luffy's head above water was such a brilliant and creative solution. Makes me wonder if the same could work for Buggy if he chop chopped his head off before sinking.

All in all, these dorks are so good for each other

#but then i found out #there's a buggy episode soon and got happy again #one piece #arlong park #spoilers #new to the fandom #watching one piece stoned oops

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tokyomanjugang · 3 years ago

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Ink: Mikey

You're the unlucky one chosen to be Bonten's unoffical tattoo artist. More parts to follow. Characters: Mikey x gn Reader Warnings: None

Your boss was the one who usually dealt with what he liked to call the 'big clients'. It wasn't because he doubted your skill or wanted to hide who these people were, you were a very talented and capable artist who knew the less than savory occupations of the customers, it was just that he knew how difficult some of these people could be and his years of experince meant dealing with them was much easier.

The first time you met a member of the gang you later found out to be known as Bonten, they were indeed booked in to be seen by the boss, however the out of place looking blonde came in on a quiet evening and decided he'd much rather spend the hour with you.

There was nothing sinister about his request, nothing that suggested he chose you for any other reason than 'she seems nice'.

Any objections were short lived when it seemed this man who was only in the diary as 'Sano', could get what he wanted without even raising his voice.

You should have felt intimidated when you took a seat on the black leather couch opposite him, placing a sketchpad and pen on the coffee table seperating you both, but despite knowing he was powerful, something about him was oddly child-like and it was hard to be nervous when faced with that.

"So," you smiled. "What would you like?"

It was rare anything was pre-drawn with these clients. Confidentiality was a big deal and so was hiding any potential association with the world of organised crime. You just hoped it wasn't anything too extreme for the time of day.

'Sano' took a small piece of paper out of his pocket and handed it to you.

You unfolded what turned out to be a convenience store receipt with an questionable amount of pastries on it, however on the back was a rushed, minimalistic pen drawing. It wasn't something you'd usually do but you had to admit it was a nice concept and atleast it would be easy.

"Just this?" You ask.

He nodded.

"Okay, I'll draw it up out the back. Just give me five minutes."

- The room where you tattooed was small and cosy, no windows but bright due to the light overhead, and the walls were scattered with designs you drew and art from some of your friends. Something about it seemed to appeal to your customer who told you to call him Mikey, as he stared at the figure collection by the door whilst you were half way through his tattoo.

"My sister liked that show." He said quietly, pointing to an enthusatic figure with blonde hair and a short green dress.

"Oh really?" You said glancing up. "To be honest I've never actually seen it.. I just thought it looked nice."

He hummed in reply. "She thought she looked a bit like her."

"She must be pretty then."

"She was."

You gathered by his response that his sister probably wasn't around anymore but his statement didn't create an awkward silence, infact you got the feeling that he had enjoyed talking about her. You'd gotten very good at reading people in this job although Mikey was more on the challenging side. He didn't really seem to speak unless spoken to but when you could engage him in conversation he'd participate fully, almost a little like he was desperate for it.

"Where did you get this design from by the way?" You asked, wiping some of the ink off of the back of his neck.

"..someone I knew when I was younger."

"I like it. It suits you."

"What do you mean?"

You stopped the machine for a moment, thinking of the best way to phrase your thoughts. "Well, ignoring the placement, I think it seems like a good representation of you. On the outside it looks quite simple but there's probably a deeper meaning or something more going on beneath the surface.." Mikey liked to think he had crafted a personality that was enough to scare people away, never getting close enough to find out the slightest bit of information about him, but there he was, being easily and perfectly analysed by you. He also liked to think that the reason you were putting him at ease and he found himself engaging and actually enjoying your company was because you genuinely liked him, and not because you were just good at your job.

He certainly (and unexpectedly) liked you.

Either way, the rest of the session went relatively quickly. He enjoyed listening to you talk about your life outside of work and strange tattoo requests you had, and in return you would get vague retellings of simpler times in Toman.

"So you're all done." You smiled at Mikey. He had seemed pleased with the tattoo when he finally saw it, not based on his expression which was unchanged from the moment he walked into the shop, but the way he spoke. He sounded a little lighter. "I need to clean up in here but my boss is the one that deals with the money anyway so you can just go back out and speak to him." Mikey hovered by the door, hesistant to leave your company because once he stepped outside the shop he wasn't your customer anymore, he was the head of Bonten.

"Thank you.." He said, two words that you didn't know rarely passed his lips.

"You're welcome, it was fun. It was nice to meet you Mikey!"

He bowed slightly, any earlier confidence in your presence quickly diminishing . "You too.."

Sanzu: Car's coming! :)

Mikey rolled his eyes as he put the phone back in his pocket. Despite the time the street was still fairly busy and he didn't really want to be waiting around any longer than necessary. He leant against the side of a cafe whilst he waited for the car in an attempt to avoid getting shoved in the crowds. He was tired. He'd actually found the process of the tattoo somewhat meditative and now it was over the fact he hadn't slept for the past three days was catching up with him. "Hey! Mikey!" He turned round to look down the street, surprised to see you running up to him. "Damn, I'm so unfit." You laughed, bending over slightly and trying to catch your breath. "Are you okay?" He asked, confused by your reapperance.

You nodded, blushing slightly. "Yea uhm.. now I think about it this might actually be a bad idea but uh.. do you want this?" You stood up and held out a small blue bag you'd been carrying.

Mikey hestinantly took the bag from you and opened it, the smiling face of the figure from your shelf staring up at him.

"I'm not particiularly attached to it and I dunno maybe she'll have a better home with you.. I'm sorry if it's inappropriate I didn't really think this through.."

That night Mikey finally slept well, watched over by the photo of Emma next to his bed and the toy he'd told her he was given by a new friend.

- It had been a couple of weeks since you had seen Mikey, the regular flow of customers keeping you too busy to really dwell on previous clients but a large box that had been left on the front desk was sent to make sure you wouldn't be forgetting him.

"What's this?" You called out to your boss as he walked into another room.

"Dunno, delivery driver dropped it off for ya~"

The dark blue box was from what you knew to be a high-end confectionary shop in Ginza, although you'd never been there and certainly hadn't placed any orders. When you opened it up you were greeted by a large assortment of dorayaki and a rather childish drawing of the sender on the message card inside. Sorry for what's to come. - Mikey You were a little confused by the statement and slightly concerned considering the business you guessed he was involved in but half an hour (and three dorayaki) later, the door opened and a tall man with short pink hair walked in and over to you at the counter.

"I believe you're the one I need to speak too, right?" He grinned, holding out a tatty recipt with a simple deisgn you had a strange feeling you would be seeing alot more of. "I'm Ran."

#mikey #sano manjiro #sanzu haruchiyo #ran haitani #mikey x reader #tokyo revengers #tokyo rev #tokyo revengers x reader #bonten #bonten x reader #tokyo revengers fanficiton

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bordemm · 4 years ago

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𝑉𝐴𝑁𝐼𝑇𝑌 (𝐷𝐴𝐼𝐶𝐻𝐼 𝑆𝐴𝑊𝐴𝑀𝑈𝑅𝐴)

ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ: ᴅɪʟғ! ᴅᴀɪᴄʜɪ, ᴀɢᴇ ɢᴀᴘ (ᴅᴀɪᴄʜɪ ɪs 42 ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ ɪs 19), ᴘʀᴀɪsᴇ? ᴍɪʟᴅ ᴅᴇɢʀᴀᴅɪɴɢ, ʙʀᴇᴇᴅɪɴɢ, ᴘᴇᴛ ɴᴀᴍᴇs(ᴀɴɢᴇʟ,ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴏɴᴇ) ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ ᴋɪɴᴋ, ʜᴀʀᴅʟʏ ᴇᴅɪᴛᴇᴅ ʟᴍᴋ ɪғ ɪ ᴍɪssᴇᴅ ᴀɴʏ

ᴅᴀɪᴄʜɪ x ғᴇᴍ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ

sᴜᴍᴍᴀʀʏ: ᴀsᴋɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟᴏᴄᴀʟ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ᴅᴇᴘᴏᴛ ᴅɪʟғ ғᴏʀ ʜᴇʟᴘ

ᴡᴏʀᴅ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ: 2,084

ɴsғᴡ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜᴛ

You slipped out of your car, locking it with a final beep as you made your way to the entrance of the home depot. You pulled out your phone, staring intently at the wiki how in front of you, the instruction in big, bold letters.

‘How to build your own vanity

It should be simple enough. Frankly, you weren’t in any position to buy yourself a vanity, so you settled for the next best thing, building it yourself. You gazed up at the aisle names looking for the right one. You knew how out of place you looked here. If your tiny little skirt and even smaller shirt weren’t a sign you had no idea what you were doing, the confused look on your face was more than enough to let the others around you know. You walked down the lumber aisle, dwarfing under the tall shelves as you look for a 4x4 plank of wood. What the fuck was a 4x4? You bit your lip, bending forward to get a closer look at all the names on the items on the self, trying to figure it out yourself, too stubborn and hardheaded to ask for help.

Daichi walked down the aisle, his eyes meeting your hunched-over body as your big innocent eyes scanned the shelves. You looked...confused, and well, Daichi is a nice man, and what kind of man would he be if he let a sweet little thing like you wander around this giant store confused.

“Excuse ma’am, do you need help?” he asked, making you jolt a little, gazing up at the man in front of you. He was big. His muscles were strained under the tight material of his black shirt. The veins in his arms bulging under his skin. His broad shoulders hid you from the view of anyone that would walk down this aisle.

“O-oh, I am, yes, please,” you confessed with a defeated sigh making the older man chuckled as he ran a big hand through his hair, the snow grey hair peeking out at the roots.

“Alright then, what are you trying to do?” he asked, towering behind you, looking at the same shelves with a small smile.

“I’m trying to build my own vanity,” you said, pulling out your phone showing him the website that gave you all the materials and instructions that you would need to make it. He nodded in understanding before pulling his cart towards you two putting wood in there.

As you two gathered all the materials needed to make your own vanity you made idle chit chat, you came to learn a lot about the older man, he was a single divorced father with a 16-year-old son, three years younger than you.

“Not to be rude Mister but how old are you?” you asked as you two walked side by side in the isle

“42” he said and you simply nodded slowly ignoring the way your cunt was drooling at the older man, he was sweet and so polite. He had crows feet and deep smile lines around his lips, he didn’t look 42, but you could tell he is definitely older.

Daichi saw the way you were looking at him. Saw how your mouth practically water every time he would reach up to grab something, your eyes flying down to gawk at his happy trail. He couldn’t deny you were pretty so sweet and shy listening intently to all the tips he was giving you on how you could build this little vanity and even offering to come over and build it for you, it was his ex-wife’s week to watch their daughter so he had nothing better to do than to build a pretty young girls vanity.

As you two made your way to the check out you began to bounce your foot nervously as you watched the numbers climb up, Daichi noticed your demeanor a small smile coming across his face before he turned to you.

“Hey sweetheart, I forgot something you mind running and getting the staples sweet thing?” he asked, flashing you his pearly white smile, your face grew hot at the pet names nodding shyly and running off to go get the staples. Daichi quickly scanned the rest of the items putting the card into the machine and paying for everything.

You scurried back to the older man holding out a box of… nails?

“i -i couldn’t find staples so i thought nails?” you confessed your cheeks burning up only making Daichi let out a loud belly laughing shaking his head. A big hand came down, ruffling your hair before he made his way to the exit pushing the cart in front of him.

“Hey, I have to pay for all that stuff!” you said, trailing behind Daichi looking concerned making him laugh and put you in front of the cart him pushing it behind you, your backflushed against his chest.

“Don’t worry about it sweet girl, I got it covered” he said looking around the parking lot

“Which is your car?” he asked, prompting you to point over to your little car that can barely even fit your groceries in, bold of you to assume that it would fit all these supplies.

“Little one, i hate to break it to you but that is not going to all fit in there” he says pushing the cart further down the parking lot before stopping in front of a large white f-150.

“I throw all this stuff in my truck and then just follow you back to your apartment, how does that sound?” he said, leaning back against the truck, you only nodded and began helping him throw everything in the trunk.

“Here get in the trunk I’ll pass you the stuff,” Daichi says lifting you from under the arms and putting you in the trunk, while doing so he got a peek at your pretty pink panties and the wet spot forming in them making his cock strain in his pants.

Thank you for helping me again, mister,” you said as you began to load everything into the trunk.

“Don’t mention little one,” he said, handing you the last can of paint. He held his arms out to you to help you come down which you happily accepted. He set you down on the ground where you instructed him to just follow you on your way back home.

You pulled into your apartment complex parking in your designated spot, Daichi right next to you. Shutting off your car you got out walking towards Daichi who was already heading your direction.

“Come in, sit for a second. We don’t have to get started, right away,” you said, taking Daichi’s hand and leading him up the stairs to your apartment.

He walked in, smiling a little, it was so yo. The decor, the furniture, the smell, everything screamed you.

“I can show you where I wanted to put the vanity,” you say, guiding him back to your room. Flopping down on your bed, ignoring the way your skirt rode up or the way your nipples pebbled under your shirt once you entered the cold room.

“Right there,” you said, pointing to the far wall in your room, Daichi snapping his head to look in that direction.

“Hmm i don’t know if it will fit love, it’s pretty big and that such a tight spot, it’s gonna be a squeeze” he said, his words sending heat to your cunt you cleared your throat smiling up at him pressing your thighs together.

“I’m pretty good at making things fit, nothing ever too big,” you said your voice becoming smaller and softer making Daichi bite his lip

“Yeah baby? Can you make anything fit?” he asked, taking your hand and putting it over his hard throbbing cock. Your eyes widening at the sheer girth of him before sheepishly nodding your head.

“I can make it fit daddy, promise,” you said, the name rolling off your tongue like sin. Daichi let out a groan pushing you down on the mattress crashing his lips into yours.

“Fuck your gonna make it fit aren’t you pretty girl? Because that’s what good little girls do,” he said as you nodded, bucking your hips in the air desperately.

“Yeah I’m gonna take it all!” you promised with a whine, your manicured hand gripping his shoulders as grounded his cock against your panty-clad cunt.

“Fuck baby I don’t know if i can wait. I need you now” he growled in your ear ripping your panties off a pained cry escaping your lips,

“Daddy, please please, I can take it no prep, see?” you said, scooching up the bed, opening your legs showing him your glistening cunt, a groan leaving his throat.

“Fuck baby, you’re so wet, bet I could slide right in, hmm?” he asked, pulling off clothes feverishly before slotting himself between your legs bunching your skirt up around your hips. His cock rested heavy against your cunt as your lips bowed around his cock that was nestled between them, his tip bumping your clit.

“D-daddy can’t wait. Want it now” you whined, bucking your hips trying to coax his cock into your awaiting hole.

“I know I know m gonna give it to you” he said, pulling his hips back a little before popping the tip of his fat cock into your quivering hole.

“Daddy!” you squealed, feeling him stretch and open your walls up more than ever before his eyes trained on the way your cunt is sucking him in more.

“Fuck angel, you make me so fucking good, your so tight, a-are you a virgin” he asks confused on how you can be this fucking tight.

“N-no daddy! Your just too big” you whine your head rolling back as he sinks into you more and more, inch by inch until he bottoms out.

“Fuck this pussy is too fucking good, baby,” he said, pulling his hips back slamming them into you a loud, wet slap, ripping a scream from your throat. Daichi took that scream as an incentive to start moving.

His cock dragged and bumped your walls with accuracy that you think only comes with age. The way every vein in his cock was hitting every spot inside of you that made your legs shake was enough for him to drop his head down whispering filthy praises in your ear

“Fuck baby you milk my cock so well”

“You were made to take my cock weren’t you?”

“Fuck angel you’re so wet, you like this don’t you, getting off on fucking guys twice your age baby?” he questions as his cock hits the deepest parts of you. His tip is hitting your cervix so hard you’re scared he might breach and cum directly into your womb. You lock your legs around his lower back, your heels digging into him in an attempt to get him even deeper into your already battered cunt. The way your tongue lulls out of your mouth and your pretty tits bounce under your shirt have daichi’s fat heavy balls aching as the primal instinct to breed you, to mark you in the lewdest way possible, comes over him.

The feeling has him pounding into you even harder. The rhythmic slap of skin against skin and the squelching of your pussy fill the room, making your cheeks flush in embarrassment at the sound.

“D-daddy! Too deep!” you exclaim, tears of pleasure welling in your eyes as he hammers into you.

“Fuck, not deep enough baby, gotta get deeper if I’m gonna breed this little cunt” he pants breathlessly from above you. The mention of him cumming inside you has your cunt clamping down around his shaft, your walls sucking him in more in an attempt to milk him dry.

“Oh fuck, you like that baby? Like the thought of being my pretty little breeding bitch baby?” he questions, his thrusts becoming sloppy and irregular.

“Y-yes, daddy! Please please cum inside of me, please stuff me full!” you squeal as you thrash under him cumming your pussy, holding on to him with a vice grip.

Daichi bites his lip, focusing his attention on moving against the resistance of your walls. His thrusts become sloppy as he presses his hips flush against yours, his cum spurting out, painting your walls white.

“Thank you, daddy,” you whine, feeling his warm cum swirl in your womb. He chuckles, rearing his hips back again, slamming into you.

“I’m not done”

tagged: @koutaroucutie @introloves

#haikyuu #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu smut #daichi sawamura #daichi smut #daichi x reader #dilf daichi #daichi x fem reader #haikyuu x fem reader #daichi sawamura smut #tw. breeding #tw. age gap

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azureaqua · 2 years ago

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Final Showdown! (a.k.a Last of the Ikemen artbreeder series, the Ikesen guys - Pt. 1)

Yay, I'm not dead! Or I have just risen from the dead.

After nearly 2 months I've made the Ikesen guys too. Let me tell you, this was the hardest & longest one tbh. I had to make asian portraits only and there were 17 guys in total, so yeah, it took some time.

(It's also kind of funny how - unintentionally - I did my 3 main Ikemen games in a certain order; the way the suitors' number grow each time lol.)

I'm not sure if I'm as satisfied with this batch as I want to be, despite the time and effort, but all together they look nice! So let's get into it!

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Part 2 here!

• Maeda Keiji

(So, at first Keiji was Shingen's prototype, if you will. Mainly because of the hair and its color. Also his basic features were good; like the smokey, smouldering eyes, nicely curved eyebrows and mouth, and stronger cheekbones and jaw. (Idk, I always imagined Shingen having really nice and defined cheekbones in real life haha.) But in the end, he looked a bit too young, I guess? Shingen - historically - but even in the game IS one of the older guys, so I wanted to make him even more mature. And then I looked at this prototype and because of the hair's shape Keiji came to mind and in the end, I think I did the right thing.)

• Kennyo

(I admit it, he was - surprisingly - one of the easiest ones. I was genuinely worried that he'll be hard to recapture because of the harsh scar and grimace on his face, and again; the older-man look. I guess I just got lucky with the bases? Other than his scar that I had to draw on, I didn't touch up anything. His design is the most Asian-like in my opinion with the 'everything black' theme going on with his hair and eyes lol.)

• Tokugawa Ieyasu

(He wasn't as hard either, than some of my other edits, but I couldn't get him right the first time. He was okay, but really, not the best effort. His face was just off - it was way too soft. Ieyasu is young, perhaps one of the youngest of them all, but he has an uninterested scowling expression on him almost all the time, so I guess that makes him appear more mature in general. But I'm definitely satisfied with him, and his emerald green eyes look super nice!)

• Uesugi Kenshin

(Well, he's one of those that I'm not exactly sure about. At one point he seems accurate, but then just so off-track of his game avatar so I genuinely don't know what to think. He has a harder stare and more grown-up look and features than Ieyasu, so they are not the same base. Although, while making them, I was thinking of using them for each other, since they are very similar with the blonde hair and cold, uninterested stares. But he came out pretty and kind of unreachable, noble-like! And they definitely describe him as so in the game so it's a win?!)

• Sarutobi Sasuke

(It was a two-part thing again, since he's that ONE character who wears glasses lol. Editing on specs in a way that looks good AND appropriate for the character is hard. Although for Faust, I think I really did a good job and probably won a lotto or something that it came out so good. But I think Sasuke isn't as bad either! His eyes and hair are fairly simple, but achieving that stoic, blank expression was the real deal in the end. But it worked, he looks smart, like a real moderately awesome ninja!)

• Date Masamune

(He was difficult, especially since I had to imagine the eyepatch on him every time. It makes a big difference, trust me. This isn't the original edit of him, on second tries I always do a better job to be honest. By then I realized that his cheerful and reckless expression was missing and tried to give him a wider smile and sharper eyes and he indeed came out super handsome with those plus touches! His eyepatch is drawn on by me again, but even that can't ruin this image!)

• Mori Ranmaru

(I struggled with him the most, I feel like? His baby-like features, overly cheerful smile and big eyes was hard to achieve... Somewhat. I don't think I did him justice. Also, I admit that I mixed female prototypes into him, mainly because of the hair, but also since in the game they mention it a lot of times that he's considered really beautiful and feminine. All-in-all, I think he's precious nonetheless!)

• Akechi Mitsuhide

(I'm also not quite satisfied with him, because I think at some point I had a better base for his face and hair, but in the end when I tried mixing with that one or just reconstructing it, it didn't come out so well. And in itself that piece wasn't good enough, so yeah, that's why we ended up here. He could use some more work, but I wasn't exactly sure where? From a close up he feels decent though, so maybe it's some kind of black magic. I also like his expression and his floofy white hair, I'm happy that I could achieve such a nice, pure color!)

What do you guys think so far? How did I do?

(Don't forget to look at Part 2, with the other guys in it!)

#cybird ikemen series #ikemen sengoku #ikesen #kenshin uesugi #mori ranmaru #sarutobi sasuke #kennyo #ikesen ranmaru #ikesen keiji #ikesen kennyo #ikesen kenshin #maeda keiji #ikesen ieyasu #ieyasu tokugawa #ikesen masamune #date masamune #akechi mitsuhide #ikesen mitsuhide

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jinxthejubilee · 3 years ago

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Judging/Rating their Demon Forms

This is me pretending that I know anything about fashion. I've wanted to do this for the longest time, but I never got around to it. But, here we go!

Warning: I want NO real slander towards the Obey Me devs for their outfits. These are just my opinions for the fun of it, I have grown used to each of their forms.

ALSO, their demon forms look much better in their in-game cards and fan art. I'm making my judgements based on their in-game models.

So without further adieu, let's begin! Starting off with:

1) Lucifer: The old man himself.

Honestly, he ties with Asmo in terms of best designed demon form. But I put him first because I love how regal he looks.

I love the shape of his horns, not too crazy-looking and not too boring.

I'm in love with the headcanon that the diamond on his forehead was where his third eye used to be as an angel.

I like the switch from black to red for his gloves.

The little splashes of color from the peacock feathers makes it all pop.

As much as I'm saddened by the fact that he doesn't have six wings anymore, I think four wings is perfect for him.

I wonder how heavy his wings are.

10/10. Everything is put together really well. Not overly simple, but not overly complicated either. They weren't kidding with his trademark: "Perfectly flawless" (Don't get bigheaded Luci, some of your outfits don't hit that well).

2) Asmodeus: Mr. Pretty Poison

If there are three things I'm a sucker for, it's roses, heart-themed objects/clothes, and men in pink. This man has ALL THREE!!

To be honest, I didn't even realize that he had roses on his... vest? (Idk what you call that shirt), until I saw them drawn in the manga.

I like the dripping heart birthmarks/marking. His arms would look too bare otherwise.

I like how dainty the wings are. I kinda wish that they had a pink gradient on the tips, like the horns do.

The big cuffs took some getting used to, but I can't see him wearing sleeves.

I love the scorpion, such a nice design! 😍

The buckles on the pant leg are interesting. Again, it's been so long that when I imagine him wearing regular black pants, he looks naked.

9/10. It screams pretty boy, but a dangerous one.

3) Mammon: Mammoney, A.K.A. Tsundere #1

A lot of people thought Mammon was the Avatar of Lust for a while, I can definitely see why.

Such a high collar, is that just the staple for demons?

I really wish the jacket was longer. Poor bastard probably gets cold while flying.

Speaking of flying, his wings are super interesting to me. They look almost skeletal. It took me a long time to realize that the tips are yellow.

I like the markings on his chest.

Still not sure about how I feel about the boots. But hey, it might just be his thing.

So many jagged and sharp things on him.

8/10. Classy biker. Definitely the most uncomfortable-looking outfit of the bunch. Very extra, very Mammon, and very hard to draw.

4) Beelzebub: Baby Boy!! 🥺

Another popped collar?

I like the jacket, but what's with the belts on the wrists?

Not a big fan of the boots, I feel like that's Mammon's staple for outfits. Plus, he's the sporty one, so tennis shoes would be more appropriate.

Not sure what's going on in the photo, but his wings aren't supposed to be that dark.

But anyway, his wings are cool. I just hope that they're powerful enough to fly with.

I like how his horns curve inward. I don't have a real explanation for that one, I just like them.

The design on the shirt is nice. Simple, yet effective.

Wasn't a big fan of the belts in the beginning. But I do like the added color.

7/10. Not bad, just not as complex as the others, but I feel like that suits Beel really well. He's a very simple man.

5) Leviathan: Leviachan A.K.A. Tsundere #2

One would think that Levi would be the type to never show his abs. Yet, here we are.

I feel like he would be ranked higher if he got rid of the belts connecting the pants and the jacket. And if the jacket was longer.

The coral horns are cute! Though I thought the design looked a lot like deer antlers or branches.

I like the scale design on the jacket, they go well with scales on his neck.

Shoes are fine.

I commend the devs for putting scales on his tail.

Those pants look like a nightmare to draw. I'm not quite sure about their design though.

One of the few outfits that don't overwhelm you with orange.

Honestly, having orange in any of his outfits would be fine. But blue and orange are on the opposite sides of the color wheel, and the shades they use for the two colors on his clothes make it WAY too saturated. (Sorry, a little art rant here 😅).

6/10. Sorry my guy, but there's a bit too much going on here. Lots of clashing.

6) Belphegor: Bastard Cow Man

Oh dear...

So. Many. Belts.

Like I said with Levi, he would look so much better without the belts and making the jacket longer.

I like the horse shoe, also his shoes are okay.

I don't know why he has diamond-shaped holes on his sleeves, but go off I guess?

I wish that the pants were a bit longer.

I see people complain about how baggy the pants are, but I personally don't see a problem with them. It would look weird if he was wearing fitted pants.

Fluffy tail! Perfect for smacking the flies.

I love his curled horns. I've gotten so used to them, that his head looks a bit naked without them.

4/10. It's mostly the sweater that I have problems with. The buckles are just...why? However, out of all of them, he does look the most comfortable. The second one who looks much better in the cards/art.

7) Satan: A Confusing Mess

I know, I know. Very predictable. BUT, let's look at the positives.

The fact that his horns are a mirror flip of Lucifer's is very clever.

His tail is really cool. I like the green gradient on the tail.

His shoes are...fine? I guess?

AND, I'm in the camp that loves his boa! No shame.

Alright, enough looking at the positives.

Okay, look. I understand that his outfit is meant to represent the clashing of his personality. How he presents himself as calm and collected, with poise and class. While on the flipside to that, his inner nature is chaotic and vicious thanks to his wrath.

I get it, I really do. And I appreciate that the devs tried to explain that through his design.

But GOOD. DEMON. LORD! It does not work!

The white collar looks too silly.

The belt is waaayyy too much.

I thought that the design on his chest was a cool skeleton thingy. Nope! Those are bows. Which just makes it make even less sense.

Btw, did you guys know that his animal symbol is a unicorn? Are you guys seeing it? Because I sure don't.

And the pants...sigh...the pants...do I even need to say anything? Why would you put white polka dots on them?!

2/10. This takes clashing to a whole other level. Definitive brother with the outfit that looks so much better in art.

YES!! I did it! Sheesh, that took a while. Again, I apologize for my stupidity in not saving my first draft of this. Unfortunately, I couldn't remember some of the jokes I made, but I hope it was still fun to look through.

Much love and respect to the team. Regardless of how odd their outfits are in any event, they are always a joy to see (and potentially laugh at). And I've gotten used to the Devildom's taste in fashion. Satan still haunts me though...

Anyway! Which form do you guys think is the best? I'm really curious. With that being said, I hope you all have a great night, and I'll see you later! Byeee! 💗

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