#Biblically Accurate Ferret
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this + my headcanon for Cas' trueform is just... delightful
this* is what all the other angels think is pretty
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and they are RIGHT
*not exactly but I can dig up a drawing of the full eldritch version if u r interested
cas being canonically called a pretty boy angel like yes he is the prettiest most handsome angel do you get it !!!!!!
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biblicallyaccuratestiles · 8 months ago
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AU where Stiles raises/trains ferrets
JACKSON: "That demon just bit me!"
STILES: "Huh?"
JACKSON: "He bit me, Stiles!"
STILES: "Ketchup bit you?"
JACKSON: "You mean Goliath? That massive beast of a rat? Yes, him!"
STILES: "Sounds like a you-problem, man—he's an excellent judge of character."
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the-s1lly-corner · 1 year ago
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The Amazing Digital Masterpost, Volume 2
Part 2 of this blog's TADC masterlist! As always if there is anything wrong with any of the links please let me know! You can find my other masterlists linked at the end of my pinned! As of 1/20/2024, this masterlist is complete!
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CAST POSTS:
x mermaid!reader
x Wally Darling!reader
x reader who likes singing
x reader w/ a computer virus
x Mushu!reader
x reader who swears a lot
x skeleton!reader
x rollerskater!reader
x PNG!reader
Their love languages
x Jack Skellington!reader
Role Models (Child!reader, platonic)
x reader who is warming up to touch
x feisty!tiger!reader
x princess!reader
x ghostsheet!reader
What they want in a partner
x skater!reader
x fairy!reader
x reader who loves to gossip
x kid!reader who is having nightmares (platonic)
x reader w/ a funny laugh
x chaotic!child!reader (platonic)
x reader who draws and crochets
x reader who uses crutches
x reader who bakes
x very sleepy!child!reader (platonic, i promise this one is different from the other one)
Break ups!
MULTI:
Jax and Caine x Fluttershy!reader
Ragatha and Jax x reader who can manipulate their hair
Caine, Jax, Kinger x reader who has a prehensile tail
Caine and Jax x Pinkie Pie!reader
Kinger, Ragatha, Caine x a reader who has a cat interest
Caine, Jax, and Kinger x reader w/ Caines powers
Reader telling Ragatha that they have a crush on Caine, Kinger, Jax, or Pomni
Caine and Kinger x deaf!reader
Jax, Pomni, and Ragatha x baker!reader
Gangle, Kinger, and Caine x reader who sings to cope
Caine, Ragatha, and Kinger x reader who wants kids
^Remainder of the cast x reader who wants kids
Everyone but Caine reuniting w/ the reader in the real world
Kinger, Caine, and Ragatha x grieving!reader
Gangle, Zooble, and Kinger x silly!reader
Reader cheering Ragatha and Gangle up with their singing
Jax, Caine, and Ragatha x sweet!goth!reader
Caine, Jax, and Kinger x sleepy!child!reader (platonic)
Kinger and Gangle x sensitive!child!reader (platonic)
CAINE:
More Caine x reader w/ a tail hcs
But I love you so (Caine x reader)
Caine x reader who stays in the digital world willingly
Caine x newbie!who flirts with him instantly
Caine x soft!nice!reader
Caine helping reader w/ their emotions
Caine x girly!reader
Caine x needy!reader
Caine x shy!reader whos opening up
Reader complimenting Caine
Caine comforting the reader after a nightmare
POMNI:
Reader holding Pomni like a hammed burger
Pomni x reader who is scared of jesters
Pomni x reader who purrs
More Pomni x reader who purrs
RAGATHA:
Ragatha x Raggedy Andy!reader (platonic)
JAX:
Jax x reader who is having a bad day
Jax x singer!guitarist!reader
Jax w/ a soft spot for the reader
Jax x Masc!reader who gets misgendered a lot
Jax x thin skinned!reader (platonic)
Jax x lucky!reader
Jax x really pretty!reader
Jax x reader who is indifferent to his pranks
Jax x reader who sings to cope
Jax x cat!reader w/ a dog hand puppet
Jax x Betty Boop!reader
Jax x chaotic!ferret!reader
Jealous!Jax x reader
Severed ties
Jax trying to be a good role model to child!reader (platonic)
Reader flirting w/ Jax and flustering him
Jax x Spot (lalaloopsey) reader
Jax x reader who is obsessed with him
KINGER:
Kinger x shapeshifter!reader but some of their features stay the same
Flustered!Kinger
Kinger and reader in the real world
Kinger x butterfly!reader
ZOOBLE:
Reader making Zooble flustered
Zooble x biblically accurate angel!reader
Jealous!Zooble x reader
GANGLE:
Gangle x reader who stands up for her
OTHER:
Pomni and Ragatha remembering they have a kid and partner in the real world
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7-ferrets-in-a-coat · 1 month ago
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Woke up in a cold sweat because I saw this in my dream and I had to make it into reality.. Going back to sleep right Now
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Biblically accurate Sam Maow aka 7-ferrets-in-a-coat
Og image under the cut
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So glad i found this image on my Purrter (puter but better bcs purr)
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aspirationatwork · 1 year ago
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[Video Description: approximately five or six(it was really hard to count) ferrets continously scurry through a tangle of plastic tubing contorted into a ferret maze. Whimsical flute music plays throughout the video. End Description.]
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glitched-username · 6 months ago
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..★soo- , urh- I got a little concept regarding rottmnt G/t, thought about sharing it with you- if you don't mind.★
★M'kay- so combining the latest analysis that you made about Donnie being a size-shifter and the turtles heights in your 'Biblically Accurate Size' AU- I managed to cook up this (no, this does not only concern Donnie by the way) :
|⭐| What if the turtles were size shifters- who could only shrink, but wait- there is a catch. What if the absolute minimum of how small they can get depends on their species height. Like, once they reach said height- they won't be able to shrink any more.
|⭐| For instance, if Raph wants to get smaller- the absolute minimum could be 30 inches- since that is his accurate height, based on your AU at least. Same goes for the other turtles as well- such as, Mikey's minimum height is 5 inches tall- Leo's minimum is a foot tall, Donnie's is 9 inches- yeah, you get it.. I hope (—‹ —⁠;⁠)⁠ゞ..
★..erm. just a thought that has been spiraling around my head. I let you do what you want with it or smth, smth..★
★soo, bye for now-★
(I might return with a little idea regarding size shifting brains & brawn duo. erm. since Raph is technically a size shifter of some sorts- and Donnie does have the potential of being a size shifer. Though I don't have much in mind for this concept.. fuck =[[)
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SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG TO GET TO THIS! My brain has been mush the past few days 😔😔😔
Anyway
Yes. Absolutely
Mikey 100% does it the most. To annoy older brothers, practice his "razzmatazz", and perfect cuddle buddy. Very "marketable plushie" coded. I just have a mental image of Mikey taking the place of whatever "sports ball" they plan on throwing around. He's already the biggest adrenaline junkie on the team and in the show, they already make it a habit of throwing brothers around like ragdolls so this is an entirely real possibility lmao
Donnie does it for science purposes like 99% of the time. Especially before he got his mystic goggles/powers. Machine is down but don't wanna tear it apart to get at the ONE section failing? Just shrink down and work on it there. The next 0.50% is when he's too overwhelmed and just needs to get small to hide from the lights, sounds, everything, just 'get me the hell out of here'. The last 0.50% is purely for personal comfort. Small bath turns into massive pools for the aquatic turtle to enjoy, warm human friend is suddenly a super warm and comfortable giant heated weighted blanket.
Leo is by far the most unpredictable. He'll do it to annoy Raph and Donnie and also LOVES how it can make him the center of attention. Leo is like the master of "I'm secretly craving affection but I'll cover it up with a cool guy persona who 'totally doesn't need hugs'!" April and his brothers will just carry Leo around like that one ferret gif:
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Post krang, however? That boy does NOT like shrinking down. It makes the room seem massive, never ending, cold like the prison dimension. And his brothers, normally a comfort, morph into large terrifying shapes, reminiscent of the Krang. But "EveRYThiNGs FiNE! DoNT yOU WorRY aBoUt 'ol NEoN LeON!"
Raph shrinks down the least. He's too big to enjoy the perks being small gets. Still too heavy to be casually carried around. Still too big to have a nice heated bath feel like a nice pond. Too spiky to have the same huggable qualities as the other two. Not to mention the only time he really feels comfortable is when they're all shrunk down at the same time because he's worried that he would not be able to help his family at the smaller size. But at the same time he'll have those moments where he wants to be small, to be taken care of, to be the younger brother. He'll never admit it but the others can always tell when something's off. They've figured out enough that while he can't really be carried or held like the others, Raph still makes a perfect lap dog/turtle and is perfectly happy to just flop down on someone's lap and enjoy the free scritches during chill hours.
Splinter thought he was hallucinating for the first couple years when the boys would just randomly change sizes until he actually caught the turtle tots shifting in real time. Then he just was like "yeah this might as well have been another thing Draxum did to their DNA"
Also I started writing a response before I reread the ask and noticed it said "could only shrink" so under the read more was my thought process before of how that would effect the growing part of idea 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
And to add on, what if it kinda works in the opposite way when they grow. Like the Scale for BA Mikey is about 1:10, so what if when he grew it was flipped so he's 10x the size instead of 10% (47 feet)
Same with the others. BA Raph is about 1:2.5 so 2.5:1 when he grows (15 feet). BA Donnie is a 1:7 scale so then 7:1 (37 ft). And BA Leo is 1:5.25 so 5.25:1 or 28ft.
Suddenly biggest brother is now smallest brother and the smallest brother, Mr. "more than happy to chuck himself off a building to do a cool trick" is now the SIZE of a building.
It think I'd be really funny/cool as an added thing.
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citriccyanidebunny · 1 year ago
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If people:
aries : goat
taurus: something cow/bull
gemini: if one person idk just make them contradict themselves ?? If two angel devil sibling thing idk??? (i swear that gives me gacha flashbacks)
leo: lion or cat depends if youre going for confident or moody (or both i guess? Would both be like a wildcat question mark)
virgo: cat. It just does. Cat or deer
libra: i actually have no idea so i just decided sable or OR ferret.
scorpio: (HIII) i mean this is self explanatory
sagittarius: cupid biblically accurate edition
Capricorn: genuinely i don’t know i just made a ram goat thing?
aquarius: it is either from water or from hell (or both)
pisces: fish or ethereal mermaid there is no other choices. They have to be majestic flowy dress empress attire kind of ethereal
EDIT: HOW DID I FORGET CANCER.
Cancer: crab clearly
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caveartfair · 6 years ago
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The Eccentric Cabinets of Curiosity That Captivated Renaissance Europe
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Frans Francken the Younger, Chamber of Art and Curiosities, 1636. Image via Wikimedia Commons.
Unicorn horns, mermaid skeletons, taxidermied animals, preserved plants, clocks, scientific instruments, celestial globes: These were the contents of the Wunderkammer, or cabinets of curiosities, that became fashionable throughout royal and aristocratic homes across Europe in the Renaissance and Baroque periods—a time in history when man aspired to know everything as the effects of worldwide exploration and scientific experimentation became more accessible.
Today, we use the term loosely to describe any fascinating or idiosyncratic accumulation of objects secreted away in boxes or behind closed doors. The Wunderkammer’s original definition in the Renaissance was more specific. It signified a diverse, carefully constructed collection of both art and natural and man-made oddities that embodied the era’s thirst for exploration and knowledge, and laid the groundwork for museums as we know them today.
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Domenico Remps, Cabinet of Curiosities, ca. 1690. Image via Wikimedia Commons.
Directly translated as “wonder chamber,” the word “Wunderkammer” first appeared in the mid-1500s, when Johannes Müller and Count Froben Christoph included it in their 1564–66 tome chronicling the lives of the noble Zimmern family. Simultaneously, in 1565, Samuel Van Quiccheberg penned what’s considered to be the inaugural guide to collecting, preservation, and display; he based the text on his experience as the scientific and artistic adviser to the Duke of Bavaria, whose Wunderkammer he helped amass.
According to Quiccheberg, their contents fell under a variety categories like artificialia, man-made antiquities and artworks; naturalia, plants, animals, and other items from nature; scientifica, scientific instruments; exotica, objects from distant lands; and mirabilia, a bucket term for other marvels that spark wonder.
Plucked from many corners of the globe, these objectsrepresented a vast swath of art, science, and mysticism—what Quiccheberg called a “theater of the world.” In the words of contemporary scholar Patrick Mauriès, the Wunderkammer attempted to capture “all knowledge, the whole cosmos arranged on shelves.” Some were as small as cabinet, others as vast as labyrinth of large rooms.
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A Collection, 1619. Frans Francken the Younger "The Golden Cabinet. Royal Museum at the Rockox House" at KMSKA at the Museum Rockox House, Antwerp (2015)
While ferreting away strange and wondrous objects “had been part of human evolution since time immeasurable,” as the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Wolfram Koeppe has pointed out, this process of collecting flourished during the Renaissance. The 13th-century invention of the compass and subsequent enhancements in cartography sparked an explosive period of exploration and global trade in the 1500s and 1600s. In this “Age of Exploration,” leaders across Italy, Spain, and England sent explorers around the globe to search for new territories and a deeper knowledge of the world.
At the same time, science became a defined discipline that sought to answer big questions about the earth, the heavens, and the human body. While the Catholic Church attempted to prohibit scientific research—a threat to the theories put forth in biblical texts—volumes detailing medical discoveries and the structure of the cosmos were being published in droves. Similarly, artists like Leonardo da Vinci eschewed religious subject matter in favor of representing the natural world and accurate human anatomy.
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Engraving frm Ferrante Imperato, Dell’Historia Naturale, 1599. Image via Wikimedia Commons.
Wunderkammer resulted from this voracious period of travel, colonization, and scientific and artistic development as a tool to explore and contemplate this growing cache of knowledge from the comfort of one’s own home. In his Naples abode, Italian aristocrat and apothecarian Ferrante Imperato assembled a dense, legendary Wunderkammer said to have boasted as many as 35,000 plant, animal, and mineral specimens.
Ferrante was also one of the first to depict a cabinet of curiosities, in the frontispiece of the 1599 catalogue of his collection, Dell’historia natural. The woodcut shows four pantalooned men surrounded by all manner of curiosities, carefully arranged in an intricate honeycomb of drawers, shelves, and display cases. The contents spill onto the ceiling, where a menagerie of stuffed fish, salamanders, and seashells are pinned strategically around what looks like his prized possession: a massive taxidermied alligator.
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Cupboard by an unknown artist, 1678–80. © Victoria and Albert Museum, London.
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Renaissance Mortar, North Italian, probably Turin, ca 1560. Unknown Kunstkammer Georg Laue
Collections like these operated as an ordered microcosm of the wider world, as well as a platform for people of the Renaissance to satisfy their craving for wonder-inducing experiences. The Wunderkammer was not “an end in itself so much as a source of endless beginnings,” historian Earle Havens wrote, “a cabinet-sized microcosm of the endless, divinely created macrocosm whose wonders never cease.”
Most Wunderkammer, though, weren’t meant to be purely scientific—they were also places to explore personal tastes, indulge mysticism, and demonstrate power. Beyond objects extracted directly from nature, typical cabinets of curiosity contained sculptures, paintings, books, coins, medallions, precious gems, maps, and scientific instruments.
They also housed objects representing mysticism and the occult: stones said to be magical; horns supposedly belonging to unicorns; enchanted creatures meant to be mandrakes and mermaids (made by sewing together the torso of a monkey and the tail of a fish). “Every object offered an opportunity to tell a story about an epic adventure or, more often, to fabricate one,” wrote art historian Giovanni Aloi.
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Wunderkammer II, 1998. Erik Desmazières Childs Gallery
The flexibility of the Wunderkammer to toggle between nature and art, between the real and the imagined, allowed collectors to present their own versions of the world, sometimes to their political advantage. Royal cabinets of curiosity were often situated near parade rooms, where they could be flaunted when important visitors—and rivals—came to call.
The breadth of a collection signified its owner’s intelligence, wealth, taste, and business prowess. “Standing at the center of this mini-universe and pointing at the objects to disclose their deepest secrets, collectors felt a sense of ease and mastery over a world that most often appeared too big, too confusing, and too inhospitable,” Aloi continued.
Emperor Rudolf II was known to possess eclectic collecting tastes, to say the least. If you had secured an invitation to his opulent Prague Castle in the late 1500s, you might have been treated to a tour of his cache of treasures, which contained everything from magical stones, celestial globes, and astrolabes to masterpieces by the likes of Albrecht Dürer, Giuseppe Arcimboldo, and Titian. Rudolf II’s trove was renowned throughout Europe, hailed as the era’s most comprehensive and wondrous Wunderkammer.
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Memento Mori Painting, Nuremberg-ca 1650. Daniel Preisler Kunstkammer Georg Laue
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Gerhard Emmoser, Celestial globe with clockwork, 1579. Courtesy of the Metropolitan Museum of Art.
Rudolf II showed off his treasures on a regular basis as a means of exercising soft power, but he also spent countless hours within it, poring over the world and its wonders. His multi-room cabinet of wonders, containing both natural oddities and artistic masterpieces, not only represented his own passions and power, but also “the broader scientific and artistic interests of the court,” as scholar Thomas DaCosta Kaufmann has noted.
The emperor’s heaping—albeit organized—Wunderkammer harnessed the tastes and cultural proclivities of his time. Based on personal tastes and the desire to harness and concentrate knowledge, this collection and other Wunderkammer went on to influence how both private and public collections would be organized in the future. But while the Wunderkammer made way for the encyclopedic collections of institutions like the British Museum in London and the Metropolitan Museum in New York, they also emphasized a myopic European, moneyed perspective, which has only begun to be reassessed in the last several decades.
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nocturne-daemon · 1 year ago
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Biblically accurate ferret(s)
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drakkonyan · 1 year ago
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biblically accurate ferret
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