#Betty Burke

[augment-techs]

Oh boy, playing with dolls again. Let's try out a little bit of a nebulous AU involving the World of the Coinless Sentries and Rebels that work directly under Skull or gravitate towards him. More the merrier since they're all a little different from their more canon counterparts.

Betty (previously of Drakkon's palace staff; currently aboard Terra Venture in the Void and having taken to yelling at Mia): One more time, because I'm not going to say it again: you can't taste shit like an average person and until you've had lessons, you're not allowed in the kitchen. Fuck off and stop wasting my time like you do our food supply.

Fran (without glasses, pulling R.J. around by the ear in robes given by the Order of the Claw): Poor me, poor you, poor the whole rest of world. I wasn't even alive when pizza was still a thing; get over yourself.

Sentry Co-Captain T.J.: No, I'm not technically of the highest rank, so Skullovitch managed to get me out of castration and inversion; I don't have my balls, but it's not much of a loss in the grand scheme of things.

Monty (tiny Black Sentry): Grid I wish I had a fucking cigarette. Victor (exhausted Yellow Sentry, petting his head like a cat): Well, we're in a galaxy far far away, so you're out of luck. I could suck you off, if that would help? Monty: ...Yeah, alright.

Marah (every single time someone flirts with her, or is even a little nice): I'm not having sex with you.

Koda (after being asked by the og timeline's Tyler what he's learned as a Black Sentry): Be gay, eat when you can, consent isn't negotiable, lie to cops, you have to wear shoes and a shirt unless you're chosen to entertain Drakkon's guests, the buddy system is there to keep you from getting your head blown off.

Devin (constantly heard humming songs he heard from an old jukebox Cassidy stole for him for their barracks): ~Working on the night moves~

Ryan (half-demonic in appearance, with tiny toddler Olympius bouncing on his hip): Being a parent is weird, but not as weird as what I've gotten addicted to since I started raising him; you'd be amazed what I'd do for potato buns smothered in mayonnaise now.

Leelee (Black Sentry on her way back from her tri-monthly visit to see her mother, stumbling upon Mystic Force showing Coinless Clare around and suddenly very blush-y): Bowen, you inconsiderate prick, long time no see. I see you're keeping much better company these days.

Jarrod (explaining how to survive in 8th Division to og Casey on Terra Venture): Half of our existence is lying to other divisions and being creative with the truth with Drakkon. There are rules we have to follow and issues we have to address, but in the last five years, I am the happiest I've ever been.

Camille: My ex-Master was horrible and got tricked into giving up possessing Jarrod by a glorified sex worker with a body count. I'm single.

Kapri: People only like me because I am the mom friend who can also dislodge a five ton stone and bludgeon my enemies in a heartbeat. Not because I'm nice.

Kai (to Karone during workout when she wouldn't stop asking questions): Our history in 8th Division is not complicated: Drakkon tortures Skullovitch mentally, physically, and sexually; most of us came from the re-education facility, the conscription roundups, or the pleasure quarters; being the lowest of the pecking order we are required to be up to date on medical knowledge and able to perform emergency aid, cleaning, cooking, scouting, farming, gardening, maintenance, upkeep of weapons, tailoring, mending, and so on and so forth. The one good thing about this is nobody gave us a second glance when we acted oddly.

Virgil (to all of the other Sentry Psychos in addressing Andros's whole...everything): Amazing, we used to be brainwashed, hyper-aggressive assholes, yet we still have more emotional intelligence and lower defense walls than this guy. What the fuck.

Ziggy: Actually, the only time in my life I ever got picked first for anything was when I was conscripted into the Sentries and Captain Skullovitch chose me for his division. Dillon: To keep you from dying because you were so pathetic looking he couldn't risk you being grabbed by Zeltrax or that bitch Taylor. Ziggy: Even better!

Thanks for the tag!

OC in 15 (or less)

I was tagged by @ajgrey9647 to play this game. Thanks for the tag!

Rules: Share 15 or fewer lines of dialogue from an OC, ideally lines that capture the character/personality/vibe of the OC. Bonus points for just using the dialogue without other details about the scene, but you're free to include those as well!

Ahhhhhh-hah-hah-haaaaah.... This is a trick, because I don't really have a solid configuration of an actual original character. BUT, I decided to play because, incidentally, it works for Alternate Universe versions of characters I'm working on in fandom. So for this go around, I think I'll play up the version of Adam Park in the 'all our injuries rhyme' series I'm working on. Because he is NOT like the Adam Park of the Prime Universe and a bit more of the simple sentry in the Coinless Universe as we know it. This Adam has a bond with this AU's version of Skull that never would happen anywhere else. Second Green Adam Park:

"If I love you, I cook. Simple as that."

Looking directly at Trini, her terrified in the face of his solemn wrath, "Are you satisfied now?"

"I've gotten to the point that I could probably ride or deepthroat a baseball bat with no ill effect, yeah."

With soft eyes as Rocky and Aisha suddenly look ashamed of themselves, "My wife, child, and the whole of my family are dead. They know everything now."

"Exactly one person ever asked to leave 8th Division to be granted a promotion to Captain," a curl of the lip, amused without pleasure, "Because he thinks of this as a Career."

To Jason, not so coinless anymore, "I no more delight in wearing Green than you do in wearing White; but at least White didn't need purification through blood, just words. Bit of a theme with this little fucker."

With nostalgia, staring off into rain falling down at the top of the Command Center, "Leftover bread pancakes. Those and a loaf of oatmeal honey bread and a baked apple," inhales a drag of the blunt he nicked, "First time I actually wanted to suck a cock in a decade."

"And that is what forgiveness sounds like."

With deep, deep, deep sarcasm, complete with the hand signs, "Naaaaaaaaaaaaamaste."

"I'm okay on the floor."

And I think I will gently tag: @lordkingsmith @skyland2703 @koragg1 @estel-eruantien and wrapping right back around to @ajgrey9647 (I cheated, you can too. You can choose an OC or a favored character.)

[fazgoo-connoiseur-1987]

Betty Burke hours. She's Bill's defence attorney. That goes not great for her.

[dannybobany]

Saw a post that made me realize that the Burke family are the ultimate exceptions to the important family rules In fnaf-

Not only are Carlton’s parents both alive and NAMED but they’re like?? Good people?? Who love their son?? They’re divorced yes but don’t seem to be on the worst terms? Not the best terms either but it’s not like they wanna kill each other or anything

In the context of the story neither of them is exactly “wrong” either, for once the women is not the villain!! They both make completely reasonable arguments

Of course this whole thing started because clay was hiding robots in the basement but hey he had a good reason for that ok-

In conclusion:

The first non-abusive, all named characters, all alive by the end family in fnaf! Not to mention they’re all very interesting characters who I love dearly

Carl, Clay and Betty you will all have a very special place in my brain <3

[kappagecko]

Some FNAF book characters as parents if their kids got in a fight

“Are they okay?” - Henry, Lamar, Betty

“Did they win?” - Carlton

“Are they okay?”(but really wondering if they won) - Jessica, Charlie, Clay

“Did they win?”(but really wondering if they're okay) - Marla and John

“Good for them!” - William Afton/Dave Miller

[the-mad-closet]

Okay first one up for smut Sunday! So sorry that it's not in actual ask for, my dumbass put the list on the wrong blog. My bad folks!

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Betty holds up the dildo for Devon to see and inspect. She's finally, finally, gotten the courage to ask her beloved boyfriend to try bottoming and he's agreed.

"Is that gonna fit?" Devon asks, curious as he takes the dildo and holds it against his hand for comparison.

Betty grins, unrepentant. "I'll make it fit."

Devon looks up, a moan spilling off his lips. Betty grins, looking at Devon with predatory eyes. And later that night she proves it by wringing Devon out and stretching him open, popping that dildo gently into place.

Devon cums without a hand on his cock. Betty grins in victory.

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Thank you! @augment-techs

[the-abnormalities]

CLAY

also, John, Carlton, Betty, William, Henry, Jessica, Marla and 3rdCharlie(teen)

[queergeneralpeople]

(This is an MDNI blog.)

[ranger-ribbons]

"You're enough and perfect just as you are, and I appreciate you so so much" + Beast Morphers; Betty x Devon ^^

I've never thought of this one either! Let's see...

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It's no secret that the Grid Battleforce Rangers are soft on Ben and Betty Burke. Less common knowledge is that it's because they're good at their jobs in unorthodox ways.

Ben and Betty are clumsy and silly. They knock things over, break things by accident, spill things in Nate's lab - the list goes on and on. However, each and every time it happens something important is always brought to life. For that alone, the Rangers are supremely thankful.

Other, however, not so much. And if Devon catches even a whiff of that guy who made Betty cry, Grid Battleforce Red has no issues reminding before that strength isn't all he received from the Grid.

"Dev?" Betty asks.

Devon looks up. They're laying in bed, just existing together. Betty's got a book, Devon's got his switch, they're both doing their own activities together. Devon loves time like this because it offers him time to recharge his social meters. "What's wrong, Bets?"

Betty bites her lip, then quietly asks, "Will you say the thing?"

Devon grins, sits up, and nods. "Betty Burke," he says, "light of my life and heart of my hearts. You're enough and perfect as you are. I appreciate you so, so much."

Betty's eyes water, but she leans over and hugs Devon tightly. "Thanks Dev," she murmurs.

Devon hugs her back. "Anytime, babe."

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@augment-techs

[human-soul-sama]

-The Burke Family-

-Clay, Betty and Carlton Burke-

-A “Perfectly Happy” family-

-Also GOTH CARLTON 😬-

-Now that my ver. of Carlton is revealed imma start posting more art of him-

[augment-techs]

@skyland2703

Art by dachell_ART

[augment-techs]

.....Honestly, at this point, if Ben and Betty don't show up somewhere down the line in the comics with these SAME EXACT COLORS I'm just going to be disappointed. In everyone.

[fazgoo-connoiseur-1987]

So did bill have to tell Betty “oh yeah I totally killed those kids” but she can’t say anything because she’s his lawyer and he is paying her

Nah he doesn’t have to tell her she figures it out but she’s still not able to tell anyone. It makes things suuuuuper awkward though cus like Fritz was her son so…

[dannybobany]

It’s come to my attention that more then just my deranged friends ship willclay, therefore swap au will be slightly adjusting to make Clara and Betty 10% more homoerotic

[augment-techs]

👀👀

(tiktok)

cool, calm and collected strongwoman queen, gabi dixson 👑 with the 330lbs per hand

[jimmyspades]

One thing about Boston Legal, the guest stars always ATE

[the-mad-closet]

Sexy ABC Headcanons (please do forgive this one, I am quietly hoping you've seen this series since it came up again recently): Beast Morphers; Devon x Betty:

Questions, Walk of Shame, Breeding, Dreams.

Sure, I don't mind! I've seen everything from In Space down and I'm slowly making my way through Mighty Morphin.

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B - Breeding

So the animal DNA that allows Devon his fantastic abilities also kind of messes with his libido. He's stated to Betty before that he wants her to have his kids. Betty's on board, but not quite at this time. It's a fun fantasy and Devon keeps a lot of condoms on hand when they have sex because he WANTS to breed her and he's fucking GONNA (for real one day)

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D - Dreams

Betty has wet dreams about the team walking in on her and Devon having sex. That's not a thing that's gonna come true because Devon's of the opinion that Betty is his and his alone.

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Q - Questions

Betty sometimes wants to ask Devon is he'd like to try bottoming, but she always chickens out before she does

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W - Walk of Shame

Yes, but Devon was unapologetic about it. He loves his girl and he has zero shame about himself or sex. His future father and brother-in-law? Not so much.

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@augment-techs