#Betty Burke

[fazgoo-connoiseur-1987]

Betty Burke hours. She's Bill's defence attorney. That goes not great for her.

[dannybobany]

Saw a post that made me realize that the Burke family are the ultimate exceptions to the important family rules In fnaf-

Not only are Carlton’s parents both alive and NAMED but they’re like?? Good people?? Who love their son?? They’re divorced yes but don’t seem to be on the worst terms? Not the best terms either but it’s not like they wanna kill each other or anything

In the context of the story neither of them is exactly “wrong” either, for once the women is not the villain!! They both make completely reasonable arguments

Of course this whole thing started because clay was hiding robots in the basement but hey he had a good reason for that ok-

In conclusion:

The first non-abusive, all named characters, all alive by the end family in fnaf! Not to mention they’re all very interesting characters who I love dearly

Carl, Clay and Betty you will all have a very special place in my brain <3

[kappagecko]

Some FNAF book characters as parents if their kids got in a fight

“Are they okay?” - Henry, Lamar, Betty

“Did they win?” - Carlton

“Are they okay?”(but really wondering if they won) - Jessica, Charlie, Clay

“Did they win?”(but really wondering if they're okay) - Marla and John

“Good for them!” - William Afton/Dave Miller

[the-mad-closet]

Okay first one up for smut Sunday! So sorry that it's not in actual ask for, my dumbass put the list on the wrong blog. My bad folks!

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Betty holds up the dildo for Devon to see and inspect. She's finally, finally, gotten the courage to ask her beloved boyfriend to try bottoming and he's agreed.

"Is that gonna fit?" Devon asks, curious as he takes the dildo and holds it against his hand for comparison.

Betty grins, unrepentant. "I'll make it fit."

Devon looks up, a moan spilling off his lips. Betty grins, looking at Devon with predatory eyes. And later that night she proves it by wringing Devon out and stretching him open, popping that dildo gently into place.

Devon cums without a hand on his cock. Betty grins in victory.

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Thank you! @augment-techs

[augment-techs]

.....Honestly, at this point, if Ben and Betty don't show up somewhere down the line in the comics with these SAME EXACT COLORS I'm just going to be disappointed. In everyone.

[queerfnafpeople]

(This is an MDNI blog.)

[ranger-ribbons]

"You're enough and perfect just as you are, and I appreciate you so so much" + Beast Morphers; Betty x Devon ^^

I've never thought of this one either! Let's see...

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It's no secret that the Grid Battleforce Rangers are soft on Ben and Betty Burke. Less common knowledge is that it's because they're good at their jobs in unorthodox ways.

Ben and Betty are clumsy and silly. They knock things over, break things by accident, spill things in Nate's lab - the list goes on and on. However, each and every time it happens something important is always brought to life. For that alone, the Rangers are supremely thankful.

Other, however, not so much. And if Devon catches even a whiff of that guy who made Betty cry, Grid Battleforce Red has no issues reminding before that strength isn't all he received from the Grid.

"Dev?" Betty asks.

Devon looks up. They're laying in bed, just existing together. Betty's got a book, Devon's got his switch, they're both doing their own activities together. Devon loves time like this because it offers him time to recharge his social meters. "What's wrong, Bets?"

Betty bites her lip, then quietly asks, "Will you say the thing?"

Devon grins, sits up, and nods. "Betty Burke," he says, "light of my life and heart of my hearts. You're enough and perfect as you are. I appreciate you so, so much."

Betty's eyes water, but she leans over and hugs Devon tightly. "Thanks Dev," she murmurs.

Devon hugs her back. "Anytime, babe."

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@augment-techs

[human-soul-sama]

-The Burke Family-

-Clay, Betty and Carlton Burke-

-A “Perfectly Happy” family-

-Also GOTH CARLTON 😬-

-Now that my ver. of Carlton is revealed imma start posting more art of him-

[fazgoo-connoiseur-1987]

So did bill have to tell Betty “oh yeah I totally killed those kids” but she can’t say anything because she’s his lawyer and he is paying her

Nah he doesn’t have to tell her she figures it out but she’s still not able to tell anyone. It makes things suuuuuper awkward though cus like Fritz was her son so…

[dannybobany]

It’s come to my attention that more then just my deranged friends ship willclay, therefore swap au will be slightly adjusting to make Clara and Betty 10% more homoerotic

[max-th3-milli0nth]

🔳🔲🔳🔲🔳🔲🔳🔲🔳ｗｅｌｃｏｍｅ🔲🔳🔲🔳🔲🔳🔲🔳🔲🔳

ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇsᴛᴇᴅ ɪɴ ғɴᴀғ, ʙᴏᴏᴋs, ᴛʜᴇ sɪʟᴠᴇʀ ᴇʏᴇs ᴛʀɪʟᴏɢʏ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʀᴛ?

ʏᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ғᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ!!

ɪ'ʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴘᴏsᴛɪɴɢ ʀᴇᴅʀᴀᴡɴ (ᴍʏ ᴀᴜ) ᴘᴀʀᴛs ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴀᴘʜɪᴄ ɴᴏᴠᴇʟs, ʙᴜᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʙᴏᴏᴋ-ᴏɴʟʏ sᴄᴇɴᴇs ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ɪɴ!

(sᴄʜᴏᴏʟ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ sʟᴏᴡ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ғᴏʀ ᴍᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ'ʟʟ ᴅᴏ ᴍʏ ʙᴇsᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴏsᴛ ᴀs ғʀᴇǫᴜᴇɴᴛʟʏ ᴀs ᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ)

ʟᴇғᴛ ᴛᴏ ʀɪɢʜᴛ:

ᴛᴏᴘ ʀᴏᴡ: Charlie, John, Jessica, Carlton, Marla, Lamar, Jason

ʙᴏᴛᴛᴏᴍ ʀᴏᴡ: Clay, Betty, Jenny, Dave

ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ғᴇᴇʟ ғʀᴇᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀsᴋ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ (ᴍʏ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴs ᴏɴ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs, sᴘᴇᴄɪғɪᴄs, ᴏʀ ᴇʟsᴇ)

➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰

ｗａｒｎｉｎｇ❗❕

ᴍʏ ᴀʀᴛ ᴍᴀʏ ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅᴇ: bright lights, Dave Miller, blood, gore, mentions of su!c!de, shirtless furry serial killer, scars, swear/not kid friendly words (two), and other sensitive topics

ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴡᴀʀɴᴇᴅ.....

[jimmyspades]

One thing about Boston Legal, the guest stars always ATE

[the-mad-closet]

Sexy ABC Headcanons (please do forgive this one, I am quietly hoping you've seen this series since it came up again recently): Beast Morphers; Devon x Betty:

Questions, Walk of Shame, Breeding, Dreams.

Sure, I don't mind! I've seen everything from In Space down and I'm slowly making my way through Mighty Morphin.

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B - Breeding

So the animal DNA that allows Devon his fantastic abilities also kind of messes with his libido. He's stated to Betty before that he wants her to have his kids. Betty's on board, but not quite at this time. It's a fun fantasy and Devon keeps a lot of condoms on hand when they have sex because he WANTS to breed her and he's fucking GONNA (for real one day)

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D - Dreams

Betty has wet dreams about the team walking in on her and Devon having sex. That's not a thing that's gonna come true because Devon's of the opinion that Betty is his and his alone.

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Q - Questions

Betty sometimes wants to ask Devon is he'd like to try bottoming, but she always chickens out before she does

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W - Walk of Shame

Yes, but Devon was unapologetic about it. He loves his girl and he has zero shame about himself or sex. His future father and brother-in-law? Not so much.

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@augment-techs

[augment-techs]

If there was a card season for PR not Megaflop

Like say something like fantasy or yugioh then what would your ideal team be? Could have any character from the series.

Unfortunately for anyone reading this, I don't care about the actual card part of YGO, but I can think of fantasy oriented card sets with a collective of Rangers that would work rather well with them. The first thought is Tarot, the other is the Cardcaptor series. One works for slightly darker genre, one works for much lighter. As this is PR, a mesh would work well. To keep things organized, I would probably use the Major Arcana for the three primary Color Rangers, and the Minor Arcana for the Alt Colors, the aids, and the two necessary background characters. They can alternate as needed, but some of the cards can usually be found with one person. To appease myself, I would probably take up a sort of interdimensional/time stream scenario not terribly different from Shattered Grid or Forever Red. Bound together by necessity and to get the hell back to their own places. Red: Grace Sterling. I'm not going to sort out all the cards the top three Colors get, but I will explain my choices. Grace has PTSD from her first and only mission because of Zordon and Psycho Green and had been trying to relive the feeling of being a Red her entire adult life. She needs this, and I am going to give it to her.

Blue: Tori Hanson. No lying, I was VERY tempted to give this position to Ollie Akana...buuuuuut he wouldn't work well with people he doesn't know, and Tori is very flexible (as seen in her Good Villain/Evil Ranger misadventure). Also it's funny how short she is compared to Grace and Terona. Plus the age disparity.

Yellow: Terona Washington. This man deserves nice things, and one of them involves getting to be a Ranger when he doesn't have to go back to war and when he has people around that he knows and trusts. Plus, plus, also, AND--people seem to forget that he and Grace are leaders in their own rights. He needs and deserves this.

Pink: Kapri. SHE IS KICKASS AND POWERFUL; it is a CRIME that we never got her or her sister in a battle that meant something (Tori's visit to the land of Oz doesn't count). So she gets the Four of Wands and the Chariot.

Black: Leelee Pimvare. I don't need a reason to make her Black. If she's not Purple, she's Black and she EARNED THIS. She also earned the High Priestess and three of the Wands at any given time.

Green: Matt Cook. I am so sick and tired of Tommy in this spotlight, and while I love a lot of the Greens, this guy needs a fucking break. Which is also why I'm giving him Temperance and the Hanged Man to keep.

White: Udonna. Queen of White Rangers and wonderful in her own right even without Powers; she gets the seat here because it's so very important to keep her. She has most of the Cup cards, as well as the Empress.

Gold: Eric Myers; making him a Gold because it would be SO FUCKING FUNNY. Finally, he gets to a Color before Wes did--and he can't rub his face in it. How sad. Though it helps that he gets all of the Knights in the Minor Arcana.

Purple: Bulk. I don't care what age or timeline he's from, but Coinless or Lost Galaxy age seems vaguely appropriate. He has the Pages of Cups, Coins, and Wands; and the Magician.

Orange: Skull. Like Bulk, I don't care what age he is, though his Coinless counterpart would be IDEAL in this situation. Mostly because I am giving him ALL of the Sword cards, except for the Knight--which was exchanged for The Devil.

Aid/Tech Support: Billy Cranston. Can take the Blue Power Coin when he needs it, but he mostly gets used for his tech savvy. He gets the Hermit, the Kings of Wands and Cups, and the Moon.

Necessary background 1: Fran. She gets the Tower, the Star, and all of the Aces in the Minor Arcana (except Sword). She makes sure everyone is fed and watered and stitched up as needed.

Necessary background 2: Betty. Oddly, she helps out Billy when he's stuck as she has a POV and experience where he doesn't. Except for the Sword, she gets three Queens in the Minor Arcana, and the Wheel of Fortune. She also helps clean up when everyone is too exhausted, but she's not a pushover.

[nightmaretherabbit]

Before I go have a wip of my design for Betty Burke (Carlton's Mom)

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