#Best Pet Waste Removal Surprise

[r0-boat]

Can I get a mcfuckin uuuhhhhh yandere Elliott from sdv getting pussy drunk? Whether that's just eating reader out or can't stop fucking them is up to you, I just have a need 🥺👉👈

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Yeeeeeeee

My God Elliot my first husband my love.

There is a yandere Elliott mod that I love with all my heart I will be using this as a basis!

(if you don't know there's a part in the mod where he kidnaps you and keeps you how arrested in your own farm if you try to leave the farm you'll get a cutscene where he pretty much tells you that you're 'very sick' and you need to come back)

Okay without further ado

Yandere Elliott x AFAB gn!reader

Drunk off your pussy

Nsfw

He insisted on carrying you back to the cottage in his arms. Elliot had been so busy with his next book that he had not noticed that you snuck out of the house on your own. He'll have to watch you more closely from now on.

Looking at you now, even with your heaving breaths, your chest rising and falling, your eyes red and wet with tears as you cling to him. It was hard to stay mad at you as much as he wanted to bend you over his knee and make your ass red for disobeying. He spent so many nights without you and his arms and underneath you; seeing you like this just made it harder even to consider punishing you for your actions.

To your surprise, instead of being over his lap, you lay gently on the bed. Elliot, instead of a look of disapproval, it was a look of hunger.

"You disobeyed me, my dear, normally I would punish you like I always do...but I've decided that perhaps I should... Change my methods of punishment." He purrs, licking his lips as he begins to roll down your pants, taking your underwear with it.

Not wanting to make your husband angry or change his mind, you submissively obey. Spreading your legs sweetly for Elliot.

He hums at the sight of your pussy; It had been so long since he had you like this. Maybe that's why you ran. Was it was all just for his attention? "Don't worry, my sweet, I'm here now." Elliot murmurs, his smile morphing into a crazed one. He spreads your lips apart. You felt a hot breath against your cunt before his wet tongue slid inside you.

Tasting your sweet wetness for the first time in a while He shutters.

"mmh, fuck! I've miss this."

Normally your husband would make moments like these more romantic whether it be candles around the cabin too rose petals in the bed, but. You did not deserve these pleasantries.

"No! Spread wider. Don't make me get the spread bar again. If you won't part these legs, then I will make you."He smiles.

If you were going to run away and flirt with some other man like a whore then you were going to be treated like one. Right now you are not his perfect beautiful spouse. You were his play toy pet, writhing and moaning underneath him your hand gripping his hair Your body fighting on whether you should push him away or bug against him. You had your answer You want pleasure struck like lightning feeling his fingers slip inside you in his mouth curl around your clit. Elliot knew all the best ways to pleasure you.w hat kind of husband would he be if he didn't know how to make his precious spouse cum? With him suckling your clit and his fingers working your sensitive spot inside. You tried to stifle your noises. Which made your husband frown.

"come on, my sweet, let me hear you."He begs, his eyebrows furrowing as he kisses your inner thighs.

He plays with your clit in a way you cannot resist and his fingers pick up their pace slamming knuckles deep inside you every tense of his arm.

You tried to close your quivering legs, only for Elliot to remove his hand and mouth only too strike your cunt with his hand after prying you open. Youre loving husband striking you in any way stunned you. He was sorry to hurt you like this, but if you do not listen, there'll be more where that came from.

As he feels you get close, he removes his fingers, replacing them with his eager tongue, not before licking them clean, not wanting to waste a single drop of your delicious cunt

his thumb pressing against your swollen throbbing clit.

"I miss the taste of your cum on my tongue. Are you going to be good and give it to me? Do I have to ring you out for every last drop you have? Hm?" Elliott purrs, dragging his tongue across your wet lips.

To wasted no time diving his tongue inside, brushing his nose against your clit as he licks and sucks you out like a starving man. Feverishly trying to spread you even wider, pressing your hips, making you grind your cunt against his face. You arch your back cumming on his tongue, and he rides out your orgasm moaning and bucking his own hips as he drinks every last drop of your cum.

His mouth glistens with your juices as he parts from you. His tongue lulled out, and his eyes glazed over with lust and bliss. He thought he had his fell as you tried to squirm away. He holds you down, nuzzling against your inner thigh.

"Where do you think you're going, beloved? We're not done. This is a punishment, remember?"

"I will eat your pussy; I'll make you flood my mouth over and over till You're too tired to even move from your bed tomorrow. Maybe then you'll finally stay put."

[huhmiya]

LEGO DATE | chris sturniolo

pairing: bf!chris x f!reader

summary: chris bought a bunch of lego flowers for you secretly, but you found out which left him deciding to invite you to do some lego flowers together as a lego date.

warnings: fluff, pet names (ma, sweetheart, love), use of y/n.

a/n: not my photos, on pinterest. I need a lego flower from a guy.

WORDS: 1.1k

huhmiya on wattpad

you - pink | chris- orange

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Chris was the best boyfriend you could think of, he would always made sure you felt better when you were feeling down or reassure you when think your gonna do bad at something.

But right now you were out with your friend and he had ordered Lego flowers for you to enjoy. He knew how much you loved them and wanted to surprise you with a gift.

When the four boxes arrived while your gone, Chris eagerly started assembling them, not minding that he had wasted money more than intended but the main problem for him was having to follow the instructions.

With music playing in his headphones, Chris started to immersed himself in building the intricate roses, making a few mistakes along the way but correcting them with care.

As he finished creating two different flowers from one box, he moved on to making a lego rose, making sure he does it right.

You had keys to his place, which you were allowed to have as Chris girlfriend. He didn't hear the door at all because he was wearing headphones and listening to his shuffled songs.

You closed the front door before heading to Chris room without any interruptions, as his brothers were definitely somewhere or in their own room.

You knocked on his door before opening it, and his head perked up quickly when he heard the door open.

He suddenly stopped his music, removed his headphones, and froze, realizing he couldn't keep the Lego flowers a secret from you any longer, as you had already seen them.

"What are you doing?" you inquired, as he remained silent, a slight smile playing on his lips before he confessed, eliciting a bright reaction from you.

"I was planning to surprise you y/n... I wanted to create some Lego flowers for you, but now that you've seen them," he explained, gazing into your eyes.

You stayed quiet, a smile on your face, as you admired the flowers. "That’s so sweet," you remarked, your gaze lingering on the Legos before meeting his loving blue eyes.

He paused briefly before clearing a space on his bed and gesturing for you to join him. "Now that you know... want to help love?" he suggested.

You nodded and sat beside him, and he grinned, planting a kiss on your cheek before handing you a Lego set, so you could each work on different flowers with different directions.

“Try not to mix the Lego pieces together, okay, sweetheart?” He quickly rubbed your shoulder before finishing the flower he was making.

You listened to his words and started working on the other set he had brought, occasionally glancing at him as he concentrated, occasionally sticking out his tongue in focus.

There was a long moment of silence before you spoke, causing him to pause with his eyes fixed on the flower he had just completed.

“How many Lego flowers did you buy?” you asked with a laugh, prompting him to roll his eyes before laughing and explaining.

“I actually brought four of them because they looked pretty... just like you, so I ordered four. It wasn't planned to get four, but it's worth it,” he said, looking at you.

You nodded in understanding before chuckling, and he let out a quiet laugh before returning to the Lego.

You both continued building the Lego sets, occasionally chatting but mostly focused on the task at hand. He paused for a moment and stopped what he was doing.

You didn't notice he had stopped until he handed you an AirPod. You looked at him, confused, before taking it from him.

You put on his AirPod as he connected it to his phone and played music from a Spotify playlist that you had curated together.

He smiled, gently moved your hair out of your face, and kissed your lips. Pulling away before you could return the kiss, he spoke, "I love you, you know that," with a smile.

As he playfully messed with your hair, you tried to pull away to stop him from messing it up.

"I know, you've told me many times," you giggled, while he smirked and leaned on you, resting his head on your shoulder. "I love you too though," you said.

As the music played in the AirPods, you both chatted and worked on finishing the Lego flowers again. Three hours had flown by, and you hadn't even realized how quickly time had passed.

You both had completed two boxes of the flowers, and Chris had assembled them for now to make more space.

"Would you like to work on another box?" He asked, his blue eyes fixed on you. His fingers ached from assembling the Lego pieces, but he was willing to do more for you despite the discomfort.

You simply shrugged and used his head as a pillow, as he leaned against you. "Can we do the other two boxes later?" you inquired.

He brightened up and nodded, giving you a tight hug before carefully moving away from you to put away the Lego flowers and the two untouched boxes.

You watched him as he tidied up, then settled back comfortably. Eventually, he returned and snuggled up to you, resting his head on your shoulder and tracing patterns on your stomach with his finger.

"Though the plan was to surprise you with these Lego flowers, I'm glad we did this together," he said, gazing into your eyes before focusing on his hand drawing patterns on your stomach.

You chuckled softly, nodded, and then kissed his head before closing your eyes. You relaxed as you both listened to the music that was on his AirPod.

After a moment of silence, he shifted his position so he was more on top of you, gazing into your eyes.

"Tell me, how was your day, ma?" he whispered, his smile showing his genuine interest in your day spent with friends.

Just as you were about to respond, he remembered something and subtly adjusted his position without moving away. With a mischievous smile, he handed you a Lego flower.

"I hid this flower that I made when you came in because I thought it was the prettiest out of the flower bunch. I wanted to give it to you secretly," he giggled before watching you accept it with a smile.

Blushing, you were about to thank him when he hushed you, knowing your gratitude. Instead, he encouraged you to share about your day once again, which you happily did.

MIYAS MASTERLIST & INFO

[thelampisaflashlight]

Everything Goes On Pt. 9

[I ask you, what's the sound of one hand clapping? Not suitable for younger audiences. Previous part here.] Below the cut.

Aether smiles at him.

Smiles!

And, fuck, does that have Swiss feeling conflicted.

It's not like he hasn't been talking to Aether, trying to be sympathetic to his side of things, but he's also been around Dew almost every day since he left.

Not that Dew has ever said anything to poison the waters between him and Aether, actually Dew's been way more forgiving than Swiss would personally be when talking about an Ex-

"How have you been?"

-and, fuck, that's what so messed up about all of this.

"Uh, fine, man. I've been good." Swiss manages after a second of confused floundering, "When did you get back? Why are you back??"

Aether holds up a stack of files in his hands.

"Ministry business, I'll only be here a day or so."

Or so.

Or so.

Or so...

Swiss chuckles nervously, but he hides it by wrapping his arm around Aether's shoulders and whispering, "I hope you have some downtime while you're here, because I have a big problem I need your help with."

"...Do is have to do with why your crotch is glowing?"

He was going to say something about the new quintessence ghoul not having his basics down -a blatant lie, the new guy rips- but when God closes a door, Satan opens a window, and, swallowing his pride, Swiss nods his head furiously, doing his best to look concerned about his glowstick.

"I can check you over once I deliver this paperwork to Papa." Aether says, patting Swiss' back and beginning to head back down the hallway, only for Swiss to snatch the back of his collar, choking him slightly, "Swiss!"

"Let's go this way! That way's-" Swiss hurriedly looks around the hall, catching sight of one of the custodians passing by, "-closed off for maintenance!"

"What?" Aether twists around to remove Swiss' hand, "It looks fine to me-"

"Hey, Jeremy!" Swiss calls out to the blue haired man, "This hallway's being shut down for maintenance, right?!"

Satan, please...

"Huh??" Jeremy glances between him and Aether, "How'd you know? I haven't put the floor signs out yet!"

"See?" Swiss grins, "I wasn't just yanking your cha-"

"Also your crotch looks like you have a fucking flashlight on in your pocket!" the others shouts, his face scrunched up in concern, "That better not be contagious!"

Swiss facepalms.

"Thank you, Jeremy!"

"Wait a second..."

"Bye, Jeremy!"

"Have you been fucking Lamb?!"

Swiss hooks his elbow around Aether's arm and pulls.

"We should run now-"

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"Wow, little man has to muscle on him." Cumulus laughs, watching Brisket pull Mountain along through the courtyard.

"Nah, Mount's just scared to pull back 'cause Brisket's so small." Dew says from here he's propped up on his elbows beside her on the picnic blanket they've spread out on the grass, "It's fine though, it'll tire him out for his bedtime later."

"I'm surprised you got such a little dog." Cumulus says, "I took you for more of a Rottweiler type."

"Mount said pretty much the same thing." Dew lays back, stretching slightly, "Brisket's size makes sense for how much space I have available for him to run around, plus size isn't everything."

"Actually, I put a lot of thought into what kind of dog I wanted to get." he continues, "Temperament, trainability, health risks, quality of life..."

"And you landed on the Chiweenie?"

"Okay, part of it was the name." he admits, making Cumulus laugh, "But it was mostly because when I saw him, I was like, 'Man, that's my dog.' and that was it."

"Charmed by his good looks and killer personality... He is a very handsome boy, even if he does smell like a side of ribs." Cumulus says, recalling Mountain holding the puppy out to her to smell after Dew proclaimed, quite proudly, that he smelled like beef.

"Honestly, I'd say that's a bonus." Dew laughs, "He keeps me from staying in my room and wasting away."

"Pets are good for that."

"So, how'd your talk with Cirrus go?" Dew asks, turning to look over at the ghoulette, who gives a noncommittal sound, "That bad, huh?"

Cumulus lays down beside Dew and moves onto her side to face him, "She's not happy that I asked for space... I dunno, she's still acting weird, like she's hiding something from me, but I don't know what it could be."

Dew rolls onto his belly so he can rest his chin on his arms.

"I haven't really talked to Cirrus since before Aether and I broke up." he says, then furrows his brow, "Haahh... It's a little messed up that Swiss apologized for being a jerk about things, but Cir won't even give me the time of day."

"Have you tried talking to her first?" Cumulus asks, "I know you shouldn't have to be the one to initiate things, but maybe it would help?"

"Worth a shot..." He yawns, "Swiss was right, it is a good day to be outside..."

"Kind of weird he isn't outside enjoying it with us after bothering to tell you how nice it is..."

"Ehn, he probably just told us so we wouldn't be in the dorms during his little experiment."

Cumulus blinks, "His what now?"

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"...So, how is Dew doing?" Aether asks casually as if he's not currently checking out Swiss'...

Glowstick.

He tenses.

"Uhh, why do you ask?" Swiss laughs nervously, "H-He's doing alright?"

"Hm."

Hm???

"How... how have you been doing since you left?"

"Good." Aether says, "Busy."

Satanas, this is fucking awkward.

"...Hey, Aeth?"

"Yeah?"

"Y-You know you can talk to me, right? Like, about anything..."

Aether leans back, sighing.

"...Why... Why did you decide to leave?" Swiss asks, "Like, besides he stuff with you and Dew. Don't get me wrong, that has me curious, but... It's not like you to just pick it up and go like that."

"If you're looking for some deep philosophical reason, Swiss, I hate to tell you this, but there isn't one." Aether says, motioning for the ghoul to pull his pants back up, "I wanted a fresh start. I had fun being here while it lasted, and, yeah, dating Dew was..."

A pause.

"It was something for sure, but I didn't go into dating Dew with much hope for a future together." he continues, "I tried to imagine it, but our ideals never seemed to line up, and, well, the only reason you date someone like him is to f-"

The crack of Swiss' palm across Aether's face comes as a shock to both of them.

Aether hadn't even finished his sentence, but his body had acted on impulse, and now...

"The fuck, Swiss?!"

The multi-ghoul steps back, hands at his sides.

"I just... Stop."

"Stop- Swiss what the Hell is wrong with you?!"

"No, what the Hell is wrong with you?!" Swiss shouts, jabbing his index finger into Aether's chest, "I don't know when you turned into such an asshole, but you cannot talk about Dew that way, man!"

"Oh-ho-ho? And who are you to defend him all of a sudden? His new fucking boyfriend?!"

This time, Swiss slaps him on purpose.

[dairy-farmer]

Damitim + Past Brutim (Bruce Whump)

Inspired by your previous asks, Tim always being devoted to Bruce always at his beck and call. Bruce is aware of Tim’s devotion but always leads him on but never commit for various reasons. Bruce wanting to test Tim’s devotion, publicly has flings and relationships as both Bruce and Batman while always looking at Tim’s reaction and reception. Tim never shows any emotion or reaction in front of Bruce but the everybody else sees Tim’s heartbreak starts to pity Tim for being in love with a man who would never give you what you want. It reaches the point of cruelty when Bruce marries Selena, but spent the entire ceremony staring at Tim especially during the exchanging of vows. Bruce loudly proclaims to the entire reception about having fun with adding a new member to the Wayne clan. Everyone tries their best not to look at Tim’s reaction, but everyone was sure that this was the breaking point. Tim does not break.

Cut to Bruce’s return from his honeymoon, ecstatic to his ducky again and wondering if depriving Tim of his presence would make his ducky insatiable. Only to find Tim and Damian curled up near the fire place with all of the Wayne pets surrounding them. Odd, Bruce had thought that the relationship between Tim and his son wasn’t improving, but he’s too blinded by Tim’s presence, he doesn’t give it another thought. Bruce tries to convince Tim to fool around again, but Tim is adamant to only fool around with Batman, not Bruce since he’s a married man. Bruce assumes that this is his Ducky’s payback for the marriage ceremony so he abides by Tim’s conditions. He will gladly put on the suit for Tim pussy any day.

Cut to a year later at a Justice League gala, Damian publicly professes his love and devotion for Tim and proposes to him. Everyone isn’t surprised by the announcement and congratulates the happy couple, except for Bruce who is speechless. His Ducky getting married?? He stares at Tim, who is radiant with the biggest smile on his face, and his bastard son’s arm around his Ducky’s waist. He doesn’t notice Selena standing up and calling everyone’s attention. She announces that she’s expecting, and everyone starts talking about how prosperous the Wayne family has been for the past year. Bruce doesn’t even give the announcement a second thought, he just stares at Tim who is looking at him with genuine joy in his face. This is not what meant to happen, this was just supposed to be a test for his Ducky. His ducky who was always at his beck and call.

Bruce desperately tries to get into contact with Tim, but he’s always so busy with the wedding planning so Bruce spirals. He desperately tries to convince Talia to talk to Damian into not marrying Tim for the betterment of the League, but she’s actually for their marriage to solidify Damian’s right to the throne. Bruce also actively starts neglecting Selena and their child by being so hyper focused on Tim. One day, when all the heroes are together, Tim announces that’s he’s retiring indefinitely and everyone starts questioning why would Red Robin who is on his way to becoming one the premier heroes is suddenly taking a break. Tim standing next to his towering fiancé announces that he’s pregnant. There is a roar of congratulations on the first ever batfam baby until there is a loud bang and objection from Batman. Bruce has lost it. Everyone was shocked since Batman was usually so collected and brooding. Batman removes his cowl and for once everyone could see the intensity of emotion in Bruce Wayne’s face, shouting at Tim about wasting his body for an unnecessary baggage, and how he was being selfish and the deaths of the people during his break will be on his hands. (Very reminiscent during Tim’s early robin years) Bruce stops when he finally notices the silence and the movement on his Ducky’s face. Tears were running down Tim’s face, this was it. Finally, a reaction from his Ducky. This is what Bruce wanted, right?

this is so angsty and sad😢😢😢!!!!!!!! BUT ALSO SO PERFECTLY DRAMATIC AND GOOD!!!!!!!!!! bruce 100% does not deserve to "get" or "win" back tim no matter how hard he tries or grovels or apologizes!!!! he treated tim the same way a little boy treats their toys and now he's angry that damian is playing with HIS toy!! he acted like nothing he did would have consequences, like tim getting married and having a baby with someone he loves was somehow a betrayal of HIM even though bruce was already married to selena and had shown that tim was his...mistress or 'side chick' at best. he doesn't respect tim and he most certainly doesn't respect selina because she was only ever a way to make tim 'jealous' and 'spice things up' for them.

when selina finds out of course she's pissed and takes off with HER kid. not that bruce notices or even cares because it was never about her. because bruce is too focused on desperatly trying to fix things with his ducky. he made his ducky cry- he made his ducky start to sob and damian that traitor had to be held back from punching his lights out for upsetting his soon to be wife. people are severely disappointed in bruce, especially his family, clark, and diana.

clark just sighs and shakes his head when he brings bruce out of the room he had his freakout in to calm down. he's blocking the door and not allowing bruce to go back inside. bruce ends up pacing like a tiger in a cage.

"we thought you'd grown out of this bruce....but it's time someone puts their foot down.... it is beyond cruel what you did to tim."

bruce is agitated and distressed and thinking of his ducky's red eyes and hot tears streaming down his cheeks as he cries from bruce's raised voice. bruce screaming at him hasn't made tim cry since he was robin. it must be the pregnancy hormones and the thought just makes bruce even more distressed because tim can't....he can't be carrying another man's child.

bruce is half listening to clark and grunts something about apologizing to the guests and tim. that's when clark grabs him by the shoulders and forces him to look at his frowning face.

"no! what you did just now is not what i'm talking about!" clark looks furious. like he could just shake bruce to death from how frustrated he was getting. "i'm talking about what you've been doing to tim for years!"

clark's voice seemed to echo for miles.

"the way you've toyed with him and made him promises you never had any intention to keep, the way you've strung him along while we all just stood by and watched and you know what? it. was. wrong. nobody should've ever let you get away with treating tim like that for as long as they did but we all stood by because....because you were our friend bruce! you were going through a hard time! and so what if you were a jackass to tim? but that thing you pulled with marrying selina and- and....showing off? that's cruel bruce."

disappointed doesn't even begin to describe how clark is looking at him. he looks at bruce like...like he's a stranger. clark shakes his head.

"if i were tim i don't think i'd ever forgive you."

the thought sends a chill down bruce's spine. clark runs a hand down his face, palm pressed so hard to his skin it's like he wants to wipe it off.

"for the love of god bruce just....just leave that boy alone, alright? you've put him through enough so just...leave him alone."

bruce can't. he can't. tim is...his...his..

tim is just his.

nobody seems to get that. for months bruce tries to reach tim.

bruce tries going to tim's apartment one day, certain the car he'd monitored the night before that arrived at the residence contained tim. instead he is greeted by jason who raises a brow at the flowers bruce has in hand.

"really? you're going to try and win tim back from his fiancee and the father of his child with daffodils?"

bruce flinches at the reminder of tim's pregnancy. if it were just another man then bruce could compete with that. he could beat that.

but a baby?....tim had always talked with bruce about wanting a baby, wanting to be a mama. bruce had promised him one day they'd have one. but...if bruce was honest he'd just said that because tim let him fuck him really hard afterward.

bruce wasn't one for babies. he barely had an interest in the child he had with selina. it was too loud, too messy, it took away too much of her time and bruce hadn't liked how big she'd gotten because it made it difficult to have sex. which bruce had wanted less of with her because tim...hadn't been there for him to get aroused to before joining selina in their bed.

but...if it was tim. if it was what tim wanted. bruce would give him a baby. if that's what he wanted.

every step of the way he's redirected, turned away, straight-up lied to. tim doesn't answer his calls, his texts, doesn't listen to his voicemails.

bruce is beginning to get desperate when there's a knock on his door.

it's damian. bruce would be angry if he wasn't so tired from checking under every stone in gotham for tim.

damian isn't smug like he normally is. he isn't taunting bruce, making fun of him, or proclaiming his victory.

he's staring at bruce the same way he would a bug.

dispassionate, unemotional, a little disgusted.

damian asks bruce how he's been doing but bruce is tight-lipped. he inquires about the health of his wife, selina, and the newborn child bruce hasn't even held and isn't sure he knows the name of.

bruce says nothing because selina ended up leaving with her child at some point after it was born and bruce was so consumed with his search he hadn't even noticed.

not until damian brought them up.

for some reason bruce doesn't feel any devastating loss at their absence. maybe because he's half certain the baby wasn't even his. selina had allowed his extramarital affairs and indulged in her own because she was hardly some poor pathetic wife that got cheated on.

and bruce was always careful when they had sex. the only person bruce ever came inside was tim because he was the only one who ever deserved it.

damian is talking, going on some long spiel about how bruce had taken everything for granted, how he never appreciated tim, his devotion and love. that bruce didn't deserve someone like tim because he would never stop testing tim to see if he'd leave him, he'd always try and test the limits until he broke tim down to an uncontrollable sobbing mess.

tim was never going to be enough for him.

but he was for damian. damian loved tim. would take care of him and protect him in all the ways bruce hadn't and refused to.

tim was in good hands. and bruce needed to back off and let damian give him the life he deserved.

bruce doesn't get a chance to say anything back or argue. damian turns his back on him and leaves as swiftly and quietly as he came, leaving bruce in his big empty house filled with nothing inside.

[straightupsickfics]

One might think that as a pirate, stabbing is something you get used to, over time. Stede Bonnet is taken by surprise every time, however, and this time is no different. He's mid-sentence, asking Oluwande what he thinks their best course of action is, half of him looking around for Ed, when it happens.

He doesn't even register the pain, not at first, just the sound of the blade on — or, well, through — his skin. The pain comes after, sudden and then all at once, but before he can hone in on it, Stede passes out.

.

This time, when Stede wakes up, sweaty and feverish and entirely disoriented, it isn't Mary he's calling for, not that he recalls that first time, though Ed has told him. No, this time he's calling for Ed, and Ed, miraculously, answers. And not just that, but Ed's right beside him, brown eyes almost black in the dimly lit quarters, his hand, Stede notices belatedly, already tangled in Stede's own.

"Oh," Stede manages, the sound more like a croak than anything. His mouth is so dry he has to wonder how long he's been out. "Ed," he says.

"Stede," Ed says, voice cracking as he says it.

"Did they miss...the important bits?" Stede asks, wincing as he shifts in bed. He'd hoped to illicit a bit of a laugh from Edward, but the question has the opposite effect, and Ed glares at him.

"Yes, and you're fucking lucky for it," Ed growls. "And so are they. Fuck, Stede, do you have any idea—" he trails off, gives Stede's hand a squeeze as if to remind himself that Stede is fine, is right beside him, in fact, before he continues.

"Do you have any idea what it was like, turning around and you're—" Ed stops again, apparently unable to put to words what it was like, and it's Stede's turn to give Ed a squeeze now, grounding them both.

"It's alright, love," Stede says serenely. The stab wound is throbbing painfully and he certainly doesn't feel alright, but Ed is there, and in his dream he'd been entirely alone, lost at sea and unable to call out for Ed at all.

Painful as it may be, this is the better option, surely.

"Alright?" Ed repeats, incredulous. "You're unbelievable, you know that? I just." He stops, swipes angrily at his eyes, which is how Stede learns he's crying, then continues. "Just got you back, then you go and jump in front of a fucking sword? You're a lunatic," Ed concludes.

Stede smiles a little at that, one of the first things Ed ever said to him. "Thought you liked that about me." He doesn't mention that he had hardly jumped in front of the sword. He'd merely been in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Ed huffs a sigh, but the corner of his mouth quirks up, the tiniest glimmer of a smile, and Stede decides to take that as a win.

"Come here, my love," Stede says, shifting again to make room beside him in the bed.

"Don't— Stede, the bandages..." Ed protests.

Stede's already moving, though, shifting over to the side of the bed closest to the window, leaving room enough for Ed to fit beside him. He shouldn't, and Stede knows they both know he shouldn't, but Ed makes it work, wincing as he removes his knee brace and tucks himself gingerly around Stede. He wastes no time burying his face in the crook of Stede's neck, mumbling unintelligibly as they cling onto each other.

"Speak up, darling," Stede says, petting Ed's hair.

Ed shakes his head, looking up at Stede with bloodshot, watery eyes that make Stede's own eyes prick with emotion.

"Fuck off," Ed says. "You scared me. Not used to... not wanting people to die. Would've fucking killed that fucking—"

Stede stops him with a kiss. "I know," he says. "But I'm okay, aren't I? I'll be right as rain in a few days, my love, you're not getting rid of me again so soon. I'm afraid you're stuck with me now."

Ed stares at him for a moment, his expression slowly softening. "Fuck off," he repeats, quietly this time, then kisses Stede slowly, careful not to disturb the bandages. He kisses him like he's something precious, something to be protected, and for once, Stede believes him.

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982 | Chapter 1: Pet 982

Contents: (institutional) pet whump, noncon body modification (implied, piercing), confinement, sedation/drugging, dehumanization, 1st person pov (whumpee's pov), ablism (referenced), lady whump (whumpee)

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It surprised me to be told I had been adopted. My whole life, I had thought, no, known, it was impossible. I thought I would forever live without a name, without an owner. As long as I can remember, I have known that I am defective. "982 is a lost cause," they would say as they gave tours to the sponsors who came to view the facility, while I huddled into the back corner of my kennel, "982 is defective."

When I was young, it made me sad. I still went through all the same training as the other pets, even though the trainers knew, the other pets knew, I knew there was no point. But as I got older, the sadness was slowly replaced with emptiness, and just a little bit of something I would almost call anticipation. Because when my expiration date finally came, I would at least get to be useful.

I would go and work instead of wasting away here. The trainers told us often how terrible it was to be sent to work, to scare the others into behaving, but it would be better there than waiting here forever, surrounded by cold concrete floors and the metal bars of kennels, wouldn't it?

But it doesn't matter now. Now, I will have an owner. Someone to give me a name and a home. Someone whom I can serve. Lyle was the one who told me, and they even permitted me to give them a hug. They had always been one of the nicest trainers, never hurting me for the things they knew were out of my control. "I hope my owner is as nice as Lyle," I think, before shoving the thought away. I shouldn't expect anything of my owner. They don't owe me anything. I owe them everything.

As Lyle walks me down the hall to a room I've never been in before, I am shaking with excitement. The ring of my collar is clinking against the clip of the leash, drawing their attention. Before opening the door, they ask "Are you alright, 982? Are you scared? You can speak."

"No, I'm sorry, mx. I am excited. Excited and happy," I say, doing my best to avoid squealing, instead using the calm, even tone we were taught to use when speaking.

"Ok. Try not to shake when you meet your owner, 982," they tell me kindly, but firmly. I nod obediently, but I am unsure whether I will be able to stop it. I mean, someone actually wants me! As Lyle leads me into the room, they tell me "Your owner is Ms. Ainsley Turner. She lives far away, so you will have to be mailed there." I nod again.

They have me sit on a table covered in crinkly paper. The tag in my ear is removed, and I get a glimpse of the dark, metal thing which has brought me so much pain. It is quickly replaced with a new tag, much smaller and lighter than the old one. My dark hair is pulled back into two long braids, to keep it from tangling during transit. The trainer's hands pull at my hair painfully, but I don't even flinch. I change into a soft, blue T-shirt and matching shorts. The trainers always have me wear blue: they say it looks the best on me. "Will my owner will dress me in purple?" I wonder. It's my favorite color. They take the glasses off of my face and place them in a small case. "Don't worry," Lyle reassures me, "we're mailing these too. We just don't want them to break and hurt you." I nod.

They don't give me any food or water. It will be about 24 hours until I arrive at my new home, and there won't be any way for me to use the restroom. Finally, they have me lie down in a plastic box. As I climb in, I bump my hand against the wall, and a hollow, empty thud echoes through my bones. It's padded at the bottom, but small. The only way for me to fit is to curl my knees up to my chest, so I do. "You will be sedated for most of the trip," I'm told, "but you will wake up several hours before you arrive. Behave well, 982." Then there is a prick in my arm, and I can hear the scraping sound of the lid being closed. A few specks of light still make their way through, but soon, my eyes grow heavy with artificial exhaustion, and darkness envelopes me.

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The Importance of Regular Pet Waste Removal

Ignoring pet waste can lead to a variety of problems. Besides being an eyesore, it can also produce odor pet issues that linger in your yard and make it uncomfortable for both your family and your neighbors. Moreover, dog waste can carry harmful bacteria and parasites, posing health risks to your pets and family members. Regular pet waste removal service near me can help you maintain a healthy environment, ensuring that your yard remains safe and pleasant.

Benefits of Our Pooper Scooping Service

Convenience: One of the greatest advantages of our pooper scooping service is the convenience it provides. Instead of spending your weekends cleaning up after your pets, you can spend quality time with them or enjoy other leisure activities. We take care of all the dirty work so you can focus on what really matters.

Professional Expertise: Our team is trained in efficient and hygienic waste removal methods. We use specialized tools and techniques to ensure that every corner of your yard is clean. Additionally, we understand the best practices for dealing with pet waste, making us your trusted partner in yard maintenance.

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Health Benefits for Your Family and Pets

Using our hassle-free pooper scooping service can significantly enhance the health of your family and pets. Regular waste removal reduces the risk of disease transmission from pet waste, which can harbor harmful bacteria and parasites. This is particularly important for households with children or multiple pets. Additionally, maintaining a clean yard can decrease pest infestations, such as flies and rodents, which are often attracted to pet waste.

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Shine Bright: Common Car Polishing Mistakes and How to Dodge Them

Keeping your car looking shiny and new isn't just about making it look good; a clean, polished car can even increase its value. But polishing isn’t as easy as it seems! Many people make mistakes that can cause more harm than good. To avoid these pitfalls and achieve a showroom shine, consider the Best Car Polishing Service in Dubai. Let’s explore the most common car polishing mistakes and how you can avoid them, ensuring your ride gleams like it just rolled off the showroom floor.

Skipping the Wash: A Big No-No

You might think it’s okay to jump right into polishing after a long drive. Wrong! Dust, dirt, and grime can scratch your car's surface when you polish. It’s like trying to paint a wall without cleaning it first—total disaster! Always wash your car thoroughly before polishing. Use a quality car shampoo and microfiber cloth. That way, you’re starting with a clean slate, ready to shine!

Using the Wrong Products: Know Your Stuff

Not all polishing products are made equal. Some are for specific finishes, while others might damage your car. Using the wrong kind of polish is like wearing the wrong shoes for a marathon; it just won’t work out! Check your car’s finish and choose a polish that matches. Whether it’s a wax, sealant, or compound, make sure it’s designed for your car’s paint type.

Applying Too Much Product: Less is More

Ever tried spreading too much icing on a cake? It gets messy, right? The same goes for car polish. Using more product than needed can lead to a cloudy finish and waste your time. A small amount of polish goes a long way. Start with a pea-sized blob and add more only if necessary. This will make the polishing process smoother and give you a better shine!

Rubbing Too Hard: Gentle Touch Matters

Here’s a surprising fact: you don’t need to rub like you're scrubbing a pot! Polishing requires a gentle touch. Rubbing too hard can damage your paint. Think of it like petting a cat; you want to be soft and careful. Use light, circular motions with your polishing pad or cloth. This way, you’ll be kind to your paint job while still getting it squeaky clean!

Not Using the Right Technique: Follow the Flow

Technique matters a lot when it comes to polishing. Many people just go back and forth, which can lead to uneven results. Instead, follow the flow of your car's lines. For curved areas, use smaller circles, and for larger sections, use broader strokes. This technique not only makes your car look better but also ensures you cover every inch without missing spots.

Forgetting to Buff: The Final Touch

Once you've applied polish, don't forget the buffing! It’s like the cherry on top of your sundae. Skipping this step leaves a dull finish that won’t impress anyone. Use a clean microfiber cloth and buff your car in straight lines to reveal that shiny surface. This step is essential for bringing out the luster in your car’s paint.

Not Rewashing: Don’t Let Dust Settle

After polishing, dust particles can still stick around. If you don’t rewash your car, all your hard work might be covered in dust again. Think of it like cleaning a window; if you don’t wipe away the streaks, it’ll still look dirty. A quick rinse after polishing can remove any remaining dust and give you that sparkling finish you worked so hard for.

Skipping Regular Maintenance: Keep the Shine Alive

Lastly, the biggest mistake is thinking polishing is a one-time job. To keep your car looking great, make polishing a regular part of your maintenance routine. Just like brushing your teeth regularly, this will protect your paint and keep your ride shining bright for years to come. A little effort consistently goes a long way.

Wrap-Up: Keep Your Car Gleaming

Polishing your car can be a rewarding experience if you avoid common mistakes. Always wash your car first, choose the right products, apply just enough polish, and use gentle motions. Don’t forget to buff and rewash afterward, and keep that shine alive with regular maintenance.

At Texas Pro Auto Detailing Company, we specialize in ensuring your car looks like it just came off the lot, turning heads everywhere you go! Now, grab that polish and get ready to shine!

The Benefits of Professional Car Polishing in Dubai

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Pest Control Near Me: Safeguarding Your Home and Health

The Importance of Professional Pest Control

DIY pest control solutions can sometimes work in the short term, but they rarely address the root cause of the infestation. Pests are resilient creatures, and attempting to get rid of them without expert knowledge often leads to frustration and wasted time. Professional pest control companies offer tailored solutions based on the type of pest, the severity of the infestation, and the layout of your home or business.

The benefits of hiring a pest control service include:

Comprehensive Inspection: Professionals conduct thorough inspections to identify the exact species of pests and the extent of the infestation. This helps in determining the best approach to eliminate them.

Effective Treatment Plans: Pest control companies use advanced techniques and eco-friendly products that are safe for your family and pets. These methods are more effective and long-lasting compared to over-the-counter sprays or traps.

Preventative Measures: Beyond treating the current infestation, pest control near me experts also help prevent future outbreaks by sealing entry points, removing food sources, and advising on best practices to keep pests away.

Health Protection: Pests such as rodents, cockroaches, and mosquitoes carry diseases that can affect your health. Professional pest control eliminates the risk of these diseases by targeting the pests effectively.

Common Household Pests

Depending on where you live, you may encounter different types of pests. Here are some common pests that pest control services handle:

Ants: These tiny insects can invade your kitchen and pantry, contaminating food. Some species, like carpenter ants, can also cause structural damage.

Rodents: Mice and rats are not only destructive, but they also carry diseases like Hantavirus and Salmonella. They can chew through wires, leading to electrical hazards.

Bed Bugs: These blood-sucking pests hide in mattresses, furniture, and crevices, making them difficult to eliminate without professional help.

Cockroaches: Roaches are a health hazard, known for spreading bacteria and triggering asthma in children. They thrive in warm, damp environments.

Termites: Known as "silent destroyers," termites feed on wood and can cause significant damage to the structure of your home if left untreated.

Spiders: While most spiders are harmless, some species, like the black widow or brown recluse, can deliver painful and dangerous bites.

How to Choose the Best Pest Control Near You

With so many pest control companies to choose from, finding the right one can seem daunting. Here are some tips to help you make the best choice:

Look for Experience and Expertise: Choose a pest control service that has years of experience and specialized knowledge in dealing with the specific pests that are troubling you.

Check for Licenses and Certifications: Ensure that the pest control company is licensed and certified to perform pest management services in your area. This ensures that they adhere to industry standards.

Read Reviews and Ask for References: Online reviews and testimonials from previous customers can give you insight into the company's reliability, pest control wellington customer service, and effectiveness.

Ask About Their Methods: Opt for companies that use eco-friendly and humane methods to remove pests. This not only protects your health but also ensures that the environment is not harmed.

Get a Written Estimate: Always ask for a written estimate that details the services provided and the cost. This prevents any surprises later on and helps you compare prices between companies.

Guarantees and Follow-Up Services: Some companies offer guarantees or follow-up visits to ensure the pests are completely eradicated. This is particularly important for persistent infestations like bed bugs or termites.

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Unearthed Horrors When Moving Out of a House

Moving into a new home is an exciting adventure. But for real estate professionals, moving companies, homeowners, and investors, there’s an unsettling side to this process that often remains hidden. Beneath the surface of freshly painted walls and polished floors, disturbing discoveries might be lurking. This blog will unveil some of the most terrifying things found in homes after tenants move out, offering insights into how you can handle these unsettling surprises.

Why Discovering Hidden Horrors is Relevant to You

Whether you’re a real estate agent, moving company, or homeowner, discovering unexpected items left behind can be both shocking and problematic. Understanding these potential pitfalls can help you prepare better, ensuring smoother transitions and safer environments for future occupants.

The Unseen Challenges of Real Estate Cleanouts

Real estate cleanouts can sometimes reveal the dark side of human nature. From bizarre personal belongings to hazardous waste, the spectrum of discoveries is vast and varied. These challenges not only disrupt schedules but can also pose health and safety risks, making preparedness crucial.

The Role of Movers in Henderson, Nevada

Movers in Henderson, Nevada, and beyond play a critical role in addressing these hidden horrors. They often serve as the first line of defense, identifying and managing these unexpected finds. Their experience can provide invaluable insights and solutions to homeowners and real estate professionals.

Rotting Food and Perishable Nightmares

Often, tenants forget perishables in cupboards and refrigerators. The sight (and smell) of rotting food can be nauseating. For real estate professionals, this means extra time and resources spent on thorough cleaning before new tenants can move in.

Forgotten Pets

Perhaps one of the most distressing discoveries is abandoned pets. Cats, dogs, and even exotic pets have been found left behind, suffering without food or water. This not only raises ethical concerns but also requires immediate attention to ensure animal welfare and property sanitation.

Hazardous Materials

Tenants sometimes leave behind hazardous materials like chemicals, paints, and other substances that require specialized disposal. These items can pose serious health risks and necessitate professional intervention to safely remove and dispose of them.

Personal Belongings and Sentimental Items

From forgotten photo albums to children’s toys, personal belongings left behind can be emotionally charged. While some items can be easily discarded, others might require contacting former tenants, adding to the complexity of cleanouts.

Pests and Infestations

A property that has been left unattended can become a haven for pests. Rodents, insects, and other critters can cause significant damage, necessitating fumigation and repairs before the property can be deemed habitable again.

Hidden House Horrors in Las Vegas

In cities like Las Vegas, movers often encounter unique challenges due to the transient nature of its population. Las Vegas movers frequently find items ranging from unusual memorabilia to hidden stashes of valuables, each requiring careful handling and ethical considerations.

The Unexpected and Unexplainable

Sometimes, the discoveries defy explanation. From strange symbols painted on walls to peculiar collections, these finds can be unsettling and require a mix of professional and psychological readiness to address.

Legal and Ethical Considerations

Handling these unexpected discoveries often comes with legal and ethical considerations. Real estate professionals and homeowners must familiarize themselves with local laws regarding abandoned property to ensure compliance and avoid potential legal pitfalls.

Best Practices for Moving Companies

For moving companies such as Las Vegas movers establishing clear protocols for dealing with unexpected discoveries is crucial. Training staff to recognize and appropriately handle these situations can enhance their service quality and customer satisfaction.

The Importance of Communication

Clear communication between all parties involved in a move can significantly reduce the risk of unpleasant surprises. Ensuring that tenants understand the importance of thorough cleanouts and providing guidelines can help mitigate many of these issues.

How to Prepare for the Unexpected

Preparation is key. Having a checklist for potential hidden horrors and a plan of action can make a significant difference. This not only ensures a smoother transition but also helps protect the health and wellbeing of everyone involved.

The dark side of moving reveals a range of hidden horrors that require attention, preparedness, and professional handling. For real estate professionals, moving companies, homeowners, and investors, understanding these challenges is essential. By learning from these experiences and implementing best practices, you can ensure safer, more efficient transitions for all parties involved.

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Need To Use Professional Odor Removal Service in Colorado Springs and Fountain, CO

A foul odor may cause the exposed person to hold the nose and move away from the area. Unfortunately, there are instances when the foul odor seems all-pervasive and fails to reduce with time. It would be a good idea to request professional odor removal services in Colorado Springs and Fountain, CO, by contacting a company with a proven track record.

Trying to get accustomed to strong and distasteful smells is not a solution. On the contrary, making every attempt to diminish it ideally can have a good effect on one’s health and emotions. Identification of the source is essential as well. The affected individuals may fail to do so many times. It is best to leave the discovery to professionals who know how to identify the offending source and take appropriate measures quickly.

One may be surprised to find that the following are the most common reasons for foul odor:-

· Fire & Smoke- It is typical for the smell of the fire, smoke, and sot to linger on for a long time after a fire is put out. The restoration service providers and the occupants of the building are subjected to the stench and associated health effects. The smoke and flying soot may also assail the residential building nearby after a wildfire. Moreover, contaminants may permeate the building structure, furniture, floor coverings, and furnishings. The best way to eliminate such risks is to get rid of the smell by addressing the pollutants at the earliest

· Mold- It is common knowledge that molds and mildew will develop in moist, dark, dingy areas within a residence or commercial property. In areas prone to water damage due to natural disasters, the residents will always be assailed by a musty odor. This indicates severe infestation by molds even when they are not visible. Immediate odor abatement service may be necessary before remediation of molds

· Stinking Sewage – An overflowing sewage or rotten matter in the water causes a reek that makes it impossible for the household to function properly. It is advisable to have professionals check the root cause and eliminate stink carefully before spraying deodorants all over the affected rooms. This provides relief from the foul odor and ensures good health for all concerned.

· Pet Odor- Having a dog or cat at home promises hours of fun and joy. The pets come with a downside, too. The stink from pet bodily wastes and their dander can create a nasty smell that permeates one’s home. While the residents may get used to it, the guests and visitors will likely stop entering the house. Asking a professional service provider to decrease the bad odor regularly plus keeping the pets clean will help to create a happy home once again

Experts recommend using professionals for crime scene cleanup in Colorado Springs and Florence, CO after the investigative agencies depart from the crime scene.

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What to Do with Dog Poop until Trash Day- A Step By Step Guide

If you are a dog owner, you know the importance of picking up after your furry friend. Not only is it a courtesy to your neighbors and the environment, but it is also a legal obligation in many places. However, what do you do with the dog poop until garbage day? Where do you store it? How do you prevent it from smelling or attracting pests? And how does it affect your water quality and health?

In this blog post, we will answer these questions and provide you with some practical tips on how to store dog poop until trash day. Finally, we will introduce you to Outpaws, a brand of eco-friendly and odor-proof dog waste bags that can make your life easier and cleaner.

1. Store the Poop in an Eco-Friendly Trash Bag

One of the easiest and most common ways to store dog poop until trash day is to use a trash bag. However, not all trash bags are created equal. Some are made of plastic that can take hundreds of years to decompose in landfills, while others are biodegradable and can break down into harmless materials. 

Biodegradable trash bags are better for the environment and can help reduce your carbon footprint. They are also safer for your dog, as they do not contain any toxic chemicals that can leach into the soil or water. Some biodegradable trash bags are even scented, which can help mask the odor of dog poop and make your outdoor space more pleasant.

When you dispose of dog poop in a trash bag, always seal it tightly and place it in an outdoor trash can with a lid. This will prevent the poop from leaking, attracting flies, rodents, or other animals, and spreading diseases. It will also keep the smell contained and away from your home.

2. Invest in an Odor-Proof Pet Waste Station

Another option for storing dog poop until trash day is to invest in a pet waste station. A pet waste station is a special container that is designed to hold dog poop and keep it odor-free. It usually has a lid, a liner, and a deodorizer that neutralizes the smell of dog poop. Some pet waste stations are also equipped with a dispenser that provides you with biodegradable poop bags.

A pet waste station can be a convenient and hygienic solution for storing dog poop until trash day. It can save you time and hassle, as you do not have to worry about finding a trash bag or a trash can every time your dog does his business. It can also keep your yard clean and tidy, as you do not have to deal with piles of poop or bags of poop lying around.

However, a pet waste station can also be costly and require regular maintenance. You have to replace the liner and the deodorizer periodically, and you have to empty the container when it is full. You also have to make sure that the pet waste station is secure and stable, as it can be knocked over or damaged by weather or animals.

3. Flush Your Dog's Poop in the Toilet

A third option for storing dog poop until trash day is to flush it down the toilet. This may sound surprising, but it is actually one of the most environmentally friendly and sanitary ways to dispose of dog poop. Flushing dog poop in the toilet allows it to be treated by the sewage system, which can remove harmful bacteria and pathogens that can cause diseases in humans and animals. It also prevents dog poop from ending up in landfills, where it can release greenhouse gases and pollute the groundwater.

However, flushing dog poop in the toilet is not as simple as it sounds. You have to make sure that the poop is solid and not too large, as it can clog the pipes or the septic tank. You also have to avoid flushing any poop bags, even if they are labeled as flushable, as they can cause plumbing problems or environmental issues. Moreover, you have to consider the water consumption and the water bill that flushing dog poop can entail.

Outpaws: The Best Solution for Storing Dog Poop until Trash Day

If you are looking for the best solution for storing dog poop until trash day, look no further than Outpaws. Outpaws is a brand of eco-friendly and odor-proof dog waste bags that can make your life easier and cleaner. Outpaws dog waste bags are made of cornstarch and vegetable oil, which means they are 100% biodegradable and compostable. They are also certified by the ASTM D6400 standard, which ensures that they meet the highest standards of biodegradability and compostability.

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0-44 😁😁😁💕❤️

0: Height

5’4

1: Virgin?

Nope

2: Shoe size

9

3: Do you smoke?

Weed, yes

4: Do you drink?

Occasionally yes

5: Do you take drugs?

Just weed

6: Age you get mistaken for

Shit it’s all over the place lol mostly 18 or 23

7: Have tattoos?

Yup!

8: Want any tattoos?

I want my entire body covered ♥️

9: Got any piercings?

Yes!

10: Want any piercings?

Would love more if my body didn’t reject them!

11: Best friend?

A girl I met in school in grade 7

12: Relationship status

Taken <3

13: Biggest turn ons

Possessiveness, obsession, stalking, consistency

14: Biggest turn offs

Bad hygiene, when actions don’t match the words

15: Favorite movie

The notebook

16: I’ll love you if

You’re totally obsessed with me, possessive of me, stalk me, in love with me and only me, don’t give up on me.

17: Someone you miss

My little cousin Max

18: Most traumatic experience

There’s so many but one that’s always been a major trama was when I was out 12 I was home alone with my younger sister and someone was trying to break in so we thought but then they just started throwing hand grenades at the house.

19: A fact about your personality

When I love, I love hard

20: What I hate most about myself

The way I see myself

21: What I love most about myself

My strength

22: What I want to be when I get older

Happy and in love

23: My relationship with my sibling(s)

Good relationship with my younger sister, but my older sister the relationship is non existent

24: My relationship with my parent(s)

Good I’m close to both

25: My idea of a perfect date

Picnic, watch the sunset and just lay under the stars talking

26: My biggest pet peeves

Lies, cheating, no communication

27: A description of the girl/boy I like

Nice, sweet, amazing, mature.. just perfection!

28: A description of the person I dislike the most

I don’t know who I’d dislike the most, if you’re shit I just remove you from my life and forget about you I got no time to waste my energy on disliking or hating people

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

To protect a surprise birthday party

30: What I hate the most about work/school

The way the bosses treat/speak to me and how underpaid I am

31: What your last text message says

“Meeting is at 11am”

32: What words upset me the most

Hmm that’s a good one I’m not sure, words don’t mean much to me actions hurts more

33: What words make me feel the best about myself

I don’t know tbh

34: What I find attractive in women

Personality

35: What I find attractive in men

Personality

36: Where I would like to live

Nice quiet place far away from everyone in the middle of the woods or country

37: One of my insecurities

Not being enough or good enough

38: My childhood career choice

Criminal investigator

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

Chocolate

40: Who wish I could be

No one

41: Where I want to be right now

In bed sleeping :(

42: The last thing I ate

Tacos!

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

My lover <3

44: A random fact about anything

Uhhh, I brush my teeth in the shower 😅

^^ <3

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The portal closed like a door locking behind him.

By the time the world was starting to regain its clarity, it was already too late. While Duedephelon himself held no magical capabilities as he was neither the holder nor the heir to any grimoire, even he could feel the oppressive energies that surrounded and flowed through this place. Something about this felt expected. Yes, all goetia manors were like this- suffuse with their owner's power. Stolas's sigil glowed brightly on the outside like a monument of arcane strength.

He was in the prince's domain now. There was no returning.

Once he was ushered to set foot in the manor's halls, he wasted no time analyzing his surroundings as closely as possible and deciphering their meaning. Firstly, he examined the butler. He saw that the imp staff of the manor seemed to move with obedience; but more importantly than that, Stolas made it a point to know their names and call them by it. There obviously was no sense of comradery between them, instead the prince spoke with an affection best reserved for a favored pet. He would have to see how common that tone was and if he any ounce of it was directed at him. That would be a clear indication of the man's intentions for going to such lengths. Regardless, it was obvious he would be no equal here.

He took a glance at the books. Of course, they carried the Prince's expertise: astrology and herbology. He also saw a few other on lesser topics, though his eyes lingers on a catalog of gemstones longer than he probably should have. Somehow he seemed to know what that book in particular would contain- as if he'd seen it before.

Duedephelon had to focus. What else was here? The assortment of sights and smells regarding plants was no surprise given the books in the library. This was further compounded by the tinctures and bottles all over the macabre medical lab. He did not like the look of that table.

One final note came to the young steward's body more than his mind as the aches and pains of his ordeal were finally further surfacing now that he had to move with a higher degree of motion than just stiffly walking forward. His head ached. This wasn't even the result of the whispers that still echoed in his head, urging him to question and question and question. He wanted to ask that little imp everything he possibly could but the pain was starting to become more present now that he paid attention to it. Once he tried to sit down, Duedephelon snapped his beak shut and held in a scream. Something seared down his back as the hitherto unknown wound finally announced its presence with a wave of agony.

((Continued. Nasty wound description under the cut.))

He barely had the fortitude to shakily drink the offered water, but down it went. The glass left his hand before he realized it- was that the butler taking it from him before it fell? He couldn't tell right now. He also didn't realize the reappearance of Stolas and the doctor until they had already arrived.

The pair of twin capes he wore came off easily by simply undoing the pair of question mark clasps at the front. However, once the two wide wine red pennants were removed from his back, the horrific wound on the right side of his back was finally visible, the deep blue (now stained dark red) vest sucking in most of the blood from the gash. It was clear both the shirt and vest were ruined and would need replacing more than his wardrobe already did.

Duedephelon found himself laying on his front with the jagged bleeding wound exposed to the open air. Even if healed in the best way it would still likely leave a bad scar. To a smaller extent, his right pinion sprouting from his forehead seemed irrevocably broken. A small injury in the grand scheme but it meant that his expression would always be just slightly lopsided. The young goetia shuddered once the full realization of the injury was wracking him. Mercifully, he was in exactly the right place to have it seen to.

As he laid down flat the pain seemed to lessen a bit. Clearly having to bend over caused part of the searing response. Still, now that the shock and adrenaline had finally wore off, he couldn't ignore it anymore. He finally just gave in to the pain and clenched his eyes tight. "It hurts..."

THE RELUCTANCE WAS PALPABLE when he ushered the tawny owl through the portal, which closed behind them with a definitive whoosh. stolas was well aware that he had to keep him moving while he had sway over him, pulling him along an invisible string lest the undertow of confusion and suspicion reel him back again, and risk making him regrettably uncooperative.

as they entered the palatial domain, the grimoire disappeared without fanfare into a pocket dimension known only to the owl demon to repose; this was after all the place where his magical might and influence were strongest, likely overwhelming to any other practitioner, and there was no risk of sudden danger due to the many warding glyphs around it. as soon as they stepped through the estate's lavish gardens, they were greeted by his sullen-faced butler imp, who seemed to be expecting them.

"--ah, there you are, my dear pringles."

stolas looked almost pleased as he made quick introductions, not skipping a beat as time was of the essence.

(he'd picked up the coppery scent of blood on his charge. perhaps he was more injured than first intended thought!)

"--this is duedephelon, of castle noctua. he was a victim of a most vicious attack - take him to the infirmary and settle him in there; I will call for the family doctor and join shortly. naturally, we will need to arrange for him to stay at the palace for the foreseeable future."

the command was softly spoken but authoritative, and the imp quickly bowed to his lord in acknowledgement of his bequest and headed inside, expecting to be followed by his sire's strange new guest through the french doors of a glass veranda on the side of the palace. it was a beautifully ornate reading room with a stack of books on a coffee table and a variety of meticulously cared for exotic plants, that led into a long corridor that was, by contrast, dimly lit and flanked by closed doors and paintings of glum landscapes and still lives. the air was heavy and a light, sweet scent of decaying flowers clung to it, and it was eerily quiet save for the hurried clicking of small footsteps of the butler imp, and faint echoes of whispers without a definable source.

the infirmary was behind a more noticeably large door, tucked far away into the bowels of the palace, rarely used; the goetia were seldom ill or injured, but could not afford to show weakness to the public by checking into a clinic, unless it was truly life threatening. the room was not as richly decorated as the rest of the palace, but had a variety of well-stocked cabinets containing an assortment of strange medical instruments and a vast array of kinds and sizes of labelled and un-labelled bottles, ampoules, flasks, apothecary jars for various ingredients. at the centre of the room, beneath a moveable surgical light fixture and above stolas' sigil on the marble floor, there was an examination table with cuffs and chains, two beds on the left side, and a sealed door on the far right corner with a plaque in silver lettering that read 'private stores' - the prince's very own.

if not for its more obvious purpose, it could almost have resembled a torture room.

"p-please, take a seat on the examination table."

the small imp urged the owl with a tone that was mostly collected, but for the hitch of a nervously apologetic touch, looking fidgety and offering him a glass of chilled water as they waited for his master.

it wasn't long before the demon prince appeared with a wide swish of his cape, followed by a weathered-looking goat demon wearing a lab coat and a stethoscope, sporting stolas' own sigil embroidered on his front pocket. he introduced him curtly, with a sweeping gesture of his taloned hand.

"--this is buer, our royal doctor. he will check you for any injuries - pringles, please help our guest undress-- and be careful."

the butler approached the castellan cautiously then, wide bug-eyes silently looking for some form of consent on duedephelon's expression to proceed with his lord's demand whilst the doctor nodded and joined them to begin his examination. the prince stood back to let them work, but his glowing ruby-red crescents were keenly trained on the trio, an eerily unreadable look on his pale features as he closely oversaw the inspection proceedings for his newest acquisition.

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Shine Bright: Common Car Polishing Mistakes and How to Dodge Them

Keeping your car looking shiny and new isn't just about making it look good; a clean, polished car can even increase its value. But polishing isn’t as easy as it seems! Many people make mistakes that can cause more harm than good. To avoid these pitfalls and achieve a showroom shine, consider the Best Car Polishing Service in Dubai. Let’s explore the most common car polishing mistakes and how you can avoid them, ensuring your ride gleams like it just rolled off the showroom floor.

Skipping the Wash: A Big No-No

You might think it’s okay to jump right into polishing after a long drive. Wrong! Dust, dirt, and grime can scratch your car's surface when you polish. It’s like trying to paint a wall without cleaning it first—total disaster! Always wash your car thoroughly before polishing. Use a quality car shampoo and microfiber cloth. That way, you’re starting with a clean slate, ready to shine!

Using the Wrong Products: Know Your Stuff

Not all polishing products are made equal. Some are for specific finishes, while others might damage your car. Using the wrong kind of polish is like wearing the wrong shoes for a marathon; it just won’t work out! Check your car’s finish and choose a polish that matches. Whether it’s a wax, sealant, or compound, make sure it’s designed for your car’s paint type.

Applying Too Much Product: Less is More

Ever tried spreading too much icing on a cake? It gets messy, right? The same goes for car polish. Using more product than needed can lead to a cloudy finish and waste your time. A small amount of polish goes a long way. Start with a pea-sized blob and add more only if necessary. This will make the polishing process smoother and give you a better shine!

Rubbing Too Hard: Gentle Touch Matters

Here’s a surprising fact: you don’t need to rub like you're scrubbing a pot! Polishing requires a gentle touch. Rubbing too hard can damage your paint. Think of it like petting a cat; you want to be soft and careful. Use light, circular motions with your polishing pad or cloth. This way, you’ll be kind to your paint job while still getting it squeaky clean!

Not Using the Right Technique: Follow the Flow

Technique matters a lot when it comes to polishing. Many people just go back and forth, which can lead to uneven results. Instead, follow the flow of your car's lines. For curved areas, use smaller circles, and for larger sections, use broader strokes. This technique not only makes your car look better but also ensures you cover every inch without missing spots.

Forgetting to Buff: The Final Touch

Once you've applied polish, don't forget the buffing! It’s like the cherry on top of your sundae. Skipping this step leaves a dull finish that won’t impress anyone. Use a clean microfiber cloth and buff your car in straight lines to reveal that shiny surface. This step is essential for bringing out the luster in your car’s paint.

Not Rewashing: Don’t Let Dust Settle

After polishing, dust particles can still stick around. If you don’t rewash your car, all your hard work might be covered in dust again. Think of it like cleaning a window; if you don’t wipe away the streaks, it’ll still look dirty. A quick rinse after polishing can remove any remaining dust and give you that sparkling finish you worked so hard for.

Skipping Regular Maintenance: Keep the Shine Alive

Lastly, the biggest mistake is thinking polishing is a one-time job. To keep your car looking great, make polishing a regular part of your maintenance routine. Just like brushing your teeth regularly, this will protect your paint and keep your ride shining bright for years to come. A little effort consistently goes a long way.

Wrap-Up: Keep Your Car Gleaming

Polishing your car can be a rewarding experience if you avoid common mistakes. Always wash your car first, choose the right products, apply just enough polish, and use gentle motions. Don’t forget to buff and rewash afterward, and keep that shine alive with regular maintenance.At Texas Pro Auto Detailing Company, we specialize in ensuring your car looks like it just came off the lot, turning heads everywhere you go! Now, grab that polish and get ready to shine!