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onyourowndaisymae · 2 years ago

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Yoo I have two request which I’ll send the other one separately but I am in an ANGSTY mood rn sooo yah also been binging ur headcanons and stuffs and I just love the way you write ?? It’s so entertaining lol

AnywY the actual request: can you write like a one shot or headcanons if you prefer of mc who is struggling after the belphie incident ?? Like they feel like they’ve mostly forgiven him and can act normally around him and they’re friends and take naps together but sometimes the flash back just HITS THEM and they have nightmares and panic attacks that can be so bad sometimes someone needs to get Simeon to calm them down. Maybe something of how the brothers react/treat mc and belphie? Idk I’m just thirsting for like MEGA ANGST rn bc my dad made me cry little bit lmao 😭

it comes at night

hello anon! i'm terribly sorry you're in such an angsty mood, though i thank you for all the love-- and for sending this request right as these ideas were on the front of my mind. it genuinely makes me so happy to see people enjoying my work, and it makes all the writer's block and such worth it. i cannot express enough how much i love seeing all the comments, reblogs, etc. as people engage with my work.

anyways. i'm not sure how i feel about this piece, especially with how LONG it ended up being, but maybe that's just my mushy brain talking after looking at it too long. regardless-- i hope you enjoy (well, y'know, in like a sad and angsty way).

synopsis: you thought you would be able to move on like all the others. your body was healed, your anxiety tucked neatly behind a mental wall built to keep you safe. yet something in you was stuck. you couldn't just move on. you were trapped in a battle between your friendship with belphegor and the fear gnawing at your brain as you remembered what exactly he did to you. when the dam finally breaks, your whole brain floods with terror, until you're swept away with it. nobody can save you now.

genre: angst, no happy end, just a big ol spoonful of sadness

word count: ~3.1k

content warnings: chapter 16 spoilers, graphic(?) discussions of death, depictions of panic attacks, nightmares, mc progressively getting worse from fear + lack of sleep

it's funny how time works.

you'd been around your fair share of years. you’d grown, you’d changed, you’d spent your entire life looking toward the future you had planned. then you, a mere human, were yanked into an unfamiliar world. you spent an entire year in the devildom– a year that simultaneously dragged on and flew by– and came out the other side a new person. a single year in the devildom has changed you more than the human realm has your entire life. time was a mischievous thing, always leaving you chasing behind in a fruitless pursuit of something you’ll never quite understand.

but, she also brings blessings with her. they say that time heals all wounds. you've always agreed with that sentiment. scraped knees and adolescent broken hearts are swept away with the passing days, trailing further and further behind you until one day you forget to look back and remember them. the pain scribbled down on diary pages or cried into pillow cases no longer stings like a fresh burn. these things are nothing but scars now. time has a special way of patching you up, of rubbing your back until the tears clear up and you can finally see again. that is how it's always been.

where is time when you need it?

she hasn't quite abandoned you, this much is true. cuts and bruises heal over the passing days. your hair and nails still grow. your body still changes, slowly but surely, marching onwards week after week. yet your mind is trapped in stasis. you struggle to break free, but at times the rot consumes you whole, until you’re crying under the covers and begging from respite from the memories.

on the worst nights, you find yourself in the attic again, watching the door between you and belphegor swing open. you watch yourself march towards death.

you can still feel his hands around your neck, digging his claws into your fragile human skin like you're made of sand. the scent of blood-- your own blood, on the floors, on the walls, leaking from your torso and staining your clothes a permanent maroon-- still clings to the inside of your nose. even your wildest dreams could not erase the sight of his smug grin, the way his eyes lit up looking at your battered body.

no one person should have to carry the weight of realizing they're going to die. that's what you thought about when your body hit the bottom of the stairs, when belphegor tossed you down from the attic with a harsh laugh and punted your limp body into the entrance hall. you thought about how unfair this all was. you were just trying to help. you thought you were doing the right thing.

one of the worst parts of your untimely demise was watching the others react. the voices pool together in your head, like the colors of the rainbow twisting together on the surface of an oil spill. asmo's panicked shriek blends into satan's angry shouts, desperate to understand what's going on. lucifer's yelling almost drowns out the fearful cries coming from levi, held back by a very silent beel.

but above all of that, you remember mammon. your first man, the first demon who took a chance on the defenseless little human, rushing to your side and gathering you in his arms like you were about to break. his hand on the side of your face, the tears streaming down his face, the shaky, desperate voice assuring you that you'll be okay and begging you to hang on, okay? please don't leave me. you can't remember if he was shaking or if it was your body's last ditch effort to stay conscious-- maybe both. your trembling fingers intertwined with his. words came out of your mouth, and you're not sure what exactly you said, but he only cried harder in response.

and then, as your eyes shut for the final time, you woke at the bottom of the attic stairs. you had cheated death.

your price? you had to carry the memories.

the world kept spinning. days passed in the devildom. you returned to school, kept on top of your homework, spent your days in the house of lamentation alongside the seven demon brothers. you even got to know belphegor as he navigated his return home. he quickly grew fond of you. that, in and of itself, was jarring. but you returned each and every smile with one of your own. his actions were rooted in his own grief for his sister, you knew, and for that you could not fault him. you helped him repair the severed relationships between him and his elder siblings, stitching the family back together like a prized quilt until the seams of betrayal were sufficiently hidden.

time is a traitorous bitch. why did she choose now to leave your wounds bare and bleeding?

everyone moved on but you. everyone got to wake up in the mornings without a nagging anxiety holding them back. the others could hang out with belphegor day in and day out without a growing feeling of dread popping up when you think you're safe.

he killed you. he was grieving. your blood drenched the entryway floors as he laughed. he has grown. you watched the light leave mammon's eyes as you slipped away. belphie has been nothing but kind to you since that day. you fucking died.

you wish your mind could pick a side. did you forgive him, or did you resent him? was he your friend, or your killer? these answers evaded you in the dead of night as you struggled to sleep again. it was becoming more common for you to lose hours of rest to these nagging fears. who are you? are you even you anymore? did the switch in timelines scatter your atoms across countless universes, leaving the you that looks back at you in the mirror nothing more than a hollow shell?

you thought that you could keep your mind on a tight leash, keep your cards close to your chest as you continued to live with the brothers. you were wrong.

the first meltdown came during a nap with belphie. you had grown to trust him-- you thought you trusted him-- enough to sleep around him. he'd coax you every so often into an afternoon nap. always in the light of day, always your choice. and for many afternoons, you were perfectly content with this arrangement. belphie was warm and cuddly, a perfect companion for a lazy afternoon. he had this way of making you feel safe as you slept-- the nightmares couldn't come when he was snuggled up next to you, when you were sure his actions were ones of affection and not another trick to gain your trust.

one afternoon, while the sun was beginning to set, you stirred under the warmth of the blankets. the body next to yours lingered close, steady breaths lulling you back to dreamland. you could stay like this forever, you thought.

and then you felt it. the gentle graze of a familiar cow tail against your skin.

something inside of you, a dam you didn't even know was there, snapped. a hot flash of panic rose up your throat as your whole body jerked away from the feeling. your eyes shot open and you found yourself in the last place you needed to be right now: the attic. you pulled yourself out of bed before your brain could catch up. colors flashed across your vision as a consequence. you whipped around, disoriented and upset, and spotted a sleeping belphie in the bed where you once were.

a sleeping, demon belphie.

the familiar curve of his horns made your throat spasm as you tried to breathe. the colors flashed in your vision again-- oh god, what a terrible time to be left defenseless-- as your brain tried to drag you back to that day. you could practically see his face shift from relief to malicious, insidious joy as he began to attack you.

"hehe... does it hurt? finding it hard to breathe? i'm sure it must be very unpleasant."

please. please no.

" i have to say, seeing a human face twisted in pain like this... why, it's so much fun that i can barely stand it! i... i can't contain the laughter!"

you weren't quite sure when you hit the ground, but it was loud enough to wake belphegor from his slumber. he peeled his body off the mattress, slow and dazed, as he looked for you.

"mc? what're you... what's going on?"

please don't. this can't be happening.

your lungs collapsed from the weight of your own panic. you gasped-- once, twice, as your vision went in and out. were you bleeding? your hand loosely brushed at the front of your clothes, but couldn't process whether that was blood or your vivid imagination. were you even breathing? your head felt light and heavy at the same time. the wires in your brain were all crossed, sending both resuscitation and shutdown signals to each part of your body. this feeling... this was too familiar.

were you dying?

"mc, what's going on?"

you came face to face with belphegor. your friend, your killer. the demon who had lured you up to this very attic to kill you, now gripping your shoulders as interrogated you inches from your face.

you screamed. you screamed until your brain shut off completely, leaving you in an inky pit of darkness as your consciousness slipped away.

the house was in disarray for several days. apparently, lucifer came in shortly after you passed out, mammon at his heels, to save the day. you woke up later in his bed, the room cold and empty, with a throbbing head and a tear stained pillow. you stumbled out into his office to find him at his desk, lost in some paperwork like always. the solemn look he gave you as your eyes met told you everything you needed to know.

from this day forth, your fear was now your constant companion.

nobody in the house of lamentation knew how to move forward. not you, not the brothers, not the widening gap growing between you all with each passing day spent in emotional limbo. finally, lucifer called everyone to a family meeting where, over the course of an hour or two, everyone came to an agreement to acknowledge what had happened and why, promised to be mindful of this trauma that you're carrying, and move forward like you requested.

silent days slowly but surely filled back up with laughter again. the brothers came back to your side at their own pace-- asmo first, within a matter of hours, then mammon shortly after, then the others in the following days.

belphegor was the last to come around. his silence spoke volumes about his guilt. he had no clue how to comfort you. he'd do anything to repent for his actions. yet that was the way that life worked, didn't it? some actions simply cannot be undone.

but you didn't let that stop you. despite the panic that closed your throat every time you saw him for the next month, you slowly earned his friendship again. you assured him that the attic incident was a one time thing, the remnants of a lost nightmare blending into your consciousness as you awoke.

until it wasn't a one time thing.

the nightmares crept up on you. the first one happened, of course, that same night, as you thrashed and wept into lucifer's pillows. then a week later, another. a week and a half after that, another. the frequency eventually became higher and higher, until you started planning your sleep schedule (or lack thereof) around your new insomniac tendencies. but even you couldn't manage to stay awake forever.

on a bad night, you'd wake up in tears, crying weakly to yourself as you tried to coax yourself back to bed. on worse nights, you'd shoot up out of bed, limbs tingling in fear, opting to spend the rest of the night in the common room until the others woke for the day. on the worst night, you finally broke. you shattered worse than you could have imagined.

you finally collapsed into bed, body shutting down after a three days of minimal sleep. you were starting to get shaky from the lack of rest, and your lack of appetite was upsetting the others. you crawled under the covers and let your brain slip out of your hands and off to dreamland.

what a fool you were to think you'd get by without nightmares.

visions of demonic teeth tearing at your flesh filled your head. you tried to run away, tried desperately to wake yourself up, but their claws sunk into your flesh. the pain was vivid, was real. memories of your death lived underneath your skin, ready to resurface in the dark of night when there was no escape. you fought back as best you could, kicking and screaming and trying to run, but you were no match for the supernatural strength of your demons. you eventually gave in, an act of learned helplessness, and surrendered yourself to your worst nightmares.

you woke up choking on your own tears. heaving, gasping breaths tried to save you, mixing with coughs as your body struggled to hang on. the tears finally gave way to the memories-- hot blood dripping from your torso, screaming faces begging you to stay, your head going fuzzy as your vision followed--and your screams escaped without a fight.

a mixed cacophony of voices came flooding in the room. you'd be touched by the gesture, seeking comfort in the arms of your dearest friends, if your brain hadn't reminded you that they were demons as well. nightmarish beasts with fangs and claws, predators built to rip your soft flesh from your bones and leave you to die like roadkill.

you felt a hand on your shoulder. who's was it? you could not tell. your first and only instinct was to scream for mercy, hot tears streaming down your face as mammon's hurt expression moved back out of your line of sight. your chest heaved with effort. it felt like your whole body was caving in on itself. you didn't even realize you were shaking as you curled your body into a ball. your side hit the mattress with a pathetic thud and you wept, bitter and fearful, as a panic attack kept you trapped in its grip.

you don't know how long you stayed curled up like that, wordless cries echoing from your room and into the hallway, but eventually the sound of approaching footsteps caught enough of your attention to forget the panic, even if just for a moment.

"hey, it's okay," a familiar, comforting voice approached, cutting through the fear like a moonlight on a stormy night. "mc, it's me, it's simeon. it's going to be okay."

you felt the bed shift under the weight of someone sitting down, and you blindly threw your body at the person before checking to see if it was really him. it took you a few moments to raise your head, and when you did, you saw him: simeon, your angel, blue eyes full of worry as he met your gaze.

you cried in his arms until you fell into a fitful, dreamless sleep.

the next morning was miserable, to say the least. breakfast was tense. they all watched you like a hawk, like you were a powder keg about to explode with one wrong move. you couldn't blame them. you were afraid of your own emotions, and on some level, you were afraid of them. your trauma was making you afraid of the very people you cared about the most. these brothers had welcomed you into their home, took care of you as you adjusted to life in the devildom, and yet you couldn't hold eye contact without breaking in to a cold sweat.

the only person who did not watch you was belphegor. he was nowhere to be found during breakfast, nor dinner, nor breakfast the following day. you tried to seek him out, but somehow the avatar of sloth had become a skilled sneak in his silence.

you finally caught him alone on day four of radio silence. you both had stayed home without realizing the other had also skipped school that day-- you, from the lack of sleep eating at your brain, and belphegor, with his usual routine of missing class to nap at the house of lamentation. he was curled up on the couch in the common room, basking in the warmth of the fireplace in his slumber. you decided to wait for him to wake up. you sat down on the couch opposite of the one where he rested and watched him, quietly, like he'd disappear if you dared to blink.

creepy? yes. but your brain was long ruined by sleep deprivation and gnawing anxiety to worry about such trivial things.

when he finally stirred, you gently called belphegor's name. he took a moment to finally look at the source of the voice, but when he did, his body froze as the two of you made eye contact. a few moments passed in silence. finally, he sat up and began to make a move to leave.

"wait."

he stopped, but his gaze did not meet yours. you rose from your seat and joined him on the couch. the youngest pulled his legs in, twisting his body into a defensive little ball, and countered your next sentence before you could even open your mouth.

"you shouldn't be here with me."

"i think i'm old enough to make decisions for myself."

he shifted uncomfortably in the silence. you spoke again.

"i miss you. and i'm sorry."

he scoffed to himself and stared at the fireplace. "don't know why you think you should be apologizing to me. i'm the one that's the problem."

"you're not a problem, belphie. i never meant to make you feel like one."

every hair on your body stood on end. your hands trembled against your wishes, so you sat on them to stay focused. you had to do this. you had to keep moving forward.

"i hurt you, mc. you're afraid i'm going to do it again."

you sighed-- it came out more shaky than you would have liked-- and looked down. how had it come to this? how had someone you'd grown to hold so dear become a stranger again?

"i don't want to stop being friends. i don't like when you avoid me."

"you still get nightmares, don't you?"

you pause. his icy gaze on the side of your head sent you into a cold sweat.

you smiled-- it felt more like a grimace, personally-- and prayed it didn't come across insincere. your fingers carefully intertwined with his. he met your gaze. you were thankful he couldn't see the way your chest tightened when you made eye contact.

"i'm okay, belphie," you lied.

this fear was going to be the death of you.

#i cannot tell if this is good or not i've looked at it for hours #ask answer #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me swd #obey me writing #obey me fanfic #obey me angst #obey me brothers #obey me belphie #obey me belphegor #obey me chapter 16 spoilers #otome

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l3viat8an · 2 years ago

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I was just thinking... out of all the demon brothers, who is the dad with the towel and who is the dad carrying their kid upside down? Looking at this meme made me wonder who is who because daughter, son, doesn't matter the gender, i know some of them are throwing their kids into the ocean and others will be making sure no one gets sun burnt XD

Also since I'm gonna say it's a poly mc, i totally see them as holding the youngest(s) while the demon dads are just tossing the other kids into the ocean like nothing-

Oh boy!!

So it really depends on the demon dads™ moods for who’d be who XD

But for the most part / generally-

Dad with the towel ↓

Lucifer, Mammon, Asmo & Beel

Dad just hanging the kid lmao ↓

Belphie, Levi & Satan

Tho I can totally see it as them babying the youngest while straight up tossing the older kids with the excuse “It’ll help them learn how to swim.” or something lolol

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satansindexfinger · 2 years ago

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Can you do the Brothers and Undateables reacting to an MC who called God sky daddy?

Author's note: ahsjdjdkf this is hilarious, thank you for requesting! It feels so weird putting the fancy banners and everything for something this silly lmao

Warnings: none

Crack; gn!mc

Everyone's Reaction To You Calling God 'Sky Daddy'

Lucifer

"... Pardon?"

He knows for a fact you did not just call his father sky daddy of all things. It takes him a moment to process it.

He visably cringes and rubs his temples, annoyance evident, "Please, for the love of everything, do not refer to him that way ever again."

What would even posess you to do that? You humans really are an enigma Lucifer can't decipher.

He couldn't look more disgusted if he tried.

Mammon

"Huh? W-who are ya callin' that?!"

Relax, Mammon. God isn't their side-hoe. It's not the type of daddy you're picturing. It's a joke.

"Damn, why didn't ya just call him by his name... yer really weird, yknow that?"

Now he's jealous. Why does God get a goofy nickname and he doesn't?!

Leviathan

"LMAOOOOO"

Thinks it's hilarious. So what if it's his dad? That was a good one, MC!

Boy is well-versed in obscure internet slang so nothing can surprise him on that front. Won't dare to use it himself but... okay, maybe when it's just you two.

He really wants to fit in okay? Probably has his own fair share of memes relating to The Lord (tm) and will send you every last one.

Satan

"Thank who?"

Did he hear you right? Is this some weird type of human word play? Even his big brain needs a second to connect the dots.

"Huh, I've never heard that alias of his before. Well, he is on the upper realm, and he is technically the father of all things... I suppouse it makes sense."

Doesn't pay any mind to it after analyzing the connection. He thinks it's a weird way of saying it but you do you, MC.

I lied. He so keeps that in the back of his mind to use when Lucifer is around just to piss him off.

Asmodeous

"Oh, MC! I didn't know you had quite the mouth on you! How blasphemous!"

Gasps like the drama queen he is.

Good job, you've turned his cringy flirt mode on. Now he won't leave you alone.

You might want to reconsider your word usage around this bitch next time.

Beelzebub

Whomst? What?? Sky who?

Doesn't get it, doesn't ask about it. He thinks he didn't hear you clearly over the sound of his munching.

Will look at you like a confused dog and cock his head, hoping you'd explain. If you do he will just nod. Like it's the most normal thing he's heard all day.

"Ah, you mean Father." Whatever. Back to your guys' scheduled sixth meal of the day.

Belphegor

"Sky daddy? Really? Could you be any weirder about him?"

If you pay close attention you can hear his subtle snicker. Come off it Belphie, you think it's hilarious.

Would absolutely call his maker sky daddy if they ever met again. Shame he's probably permanently banned from the celestial realm.

Look me in the eyes and tell me he hasn't attempted to call God weird ass names to his face before.

Joins Satan in his quest to piss Lucifer off by calling their father that.

Diavolo

Congrats, you've stumped the demon lord himself! .. For a split second. Then he lets out a laugh like he's just watched the funniest stand up on Netflix.

"You're just full of surprises, aren't you, MC? What an odd nickname!"

Thinks it's charming for some reason. You little humans and your interesting choice of words! How cute!

"Does that make me ground daddy?"

Diavolo please.

Barbatos

Ignores you. No reaction from this killjoy right here.

Okay, maybe he finds it just a tad amusing. Won't show it though. He might mention it in passing while he's having tea with Diavolo and chuckle a bit about the blatant disrespect you have the balls to show, but that's about it.

Or so you think. Motherfucker will drop it in conversation when you least expect it.

"It's a good thing we heard the timer on the oven this time. I suppouse we can thank Sky Daddy for this?"

It sounds illegal coming out of his mouth.

Solomon

"Daddy Jay-Z really has blessed us today."

Will play along with it. Man gives zero shits. Remember, this is the same dude who wanted to call Michael Mike.

He already knows he's going to hell shall he become mortal again so why not drag his favourite MC down with him?

"May the cloud son-in-law and holy poltergeist help us one day too."

You two are a walking menace.

Simeon

(Let me upload the banner you piece of shit site)

Look absolutely scandalized. You might as well have murdered Luke right infront of his eyes.

"M-MC!! That is highly disrespectful! Please watch your language, especially if Luke is around."

Knows you were probably trying to be funny but mans is whipped for holiness. Relax, he knows you probably didn't know any better so he isn't mad.

Just a bit dissappointed.

Won't lecture you further but will sigh and look disapprovingly if you ever did it again.

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obeymycok · 2 years ago

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Things I’ve Done as Obey Me Bros

I’m kinda boring but I kept seeing videos like this on tiktok and I’ve been thinking about it lately. Anyway, cw like everything, too lazy to make sure I get everything specifically. Probably nsfw for Asmo and probably some substances for Belphie’s. This is aged from when I was like 10-present day I’m not that stupid anymore. Some of it’s funny and some is pretty personal.

Lucifer

Told some kids I was babysitting “I don’t care just don’t die” before going on my phone the whole time

Always saved my homework for late at night because it was quieter

Thought I was a literal god for like 2 years

Had my sister write the rest of my homework for me because of a blister, then erased and redid it myself because her handwriting was messy

Gas lighted my family into thinking I was still religious

Mammon

Put a $20 in the offering dish at church and got mad I didn’t ask for change

Traded Hershey kisses for change with my cousins at Easter gatherings

Went negative on my account after 5 out of the 7 days I spent at a Christian camp

Wrote my name on a dollar so everyone knew it was mine and no one could take it

(Still) impulse buy when I’m sad

Leviathan

Disassociate daily to a fairy tail based world I started developing in like 7th grade

Set alarms in the middle of the night for anime releases and long timed harvesting in games

Watched a new anime episode/read(looked at) the manga the second it came out even if it wasn’t translated yet (piece it together myself based off pictures and vibes lmao)

Knew what Rule 34 was when I was 11

Woke up at 4:00 AM everyday before school for 3 years so I could calm my anxiety down and hype myself up

Satan

Pushed my sister off the top bunk of my bed and also down a flight of stairs (separate times years apart!)

Got so angry at a customer I went into the bathroom and cried for 15 minutes

Carried cat treats in my pocket for an entire summer and autumn because there were some regular cats on my block

Got permission from my dad to punch a girl who kept pulling my hair at school

Finished the book that was supposed to last the class a few months by the end of the school day and got the WORST migraine I’ve ever had (Lord of The Flies fucking SLAPPED I will die on this hill)

Asmodeus

Masturbated at a Christian camp with others around

Already had a crush by my 2nd day of working at my job

Got intimate with my ex thinking it’d make him take me back

Cried because I couldn’t find my eyelash glue and when I found it the inner corners wouldn’t stick (I was late)

Spent 2 hours evening out my eyeliner, decided I didn’t like it, did a casual look, took a single picture, then wiped it all off and called it a day

Beelzebub

Found a spider in my room but didn’t wanna kill it. It was too high by the time I had a cup and some paper so I just let it roam

Got legitimately upset because I lost a toad and didn’t get a chance to hold it

Spent over $40 on food and ate over 1/2 of it in one sitting (was gone by the end of the day)

Put some cheese in a bag and threw it on my friend’s driveway because we were talking about how great cheese is

Took too much of an edible because the chocolate tasted so good

Belphegor

Slept 14 hours after the first week of school in jr high

Stabbed an old pillow repeatedly because I was having a meltdown

Smoked weed for anxiety and insomnia, fucked my academic career but at least I was able to show up

Dug my nails into an annoying girl’s skin because she wasn’t listening to the teacher and held up the whole class (didn’t get in trouble!)

Woke up to my parents fighting and just went back to sleep

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thatonequietkidinclasslmao · 3 years ago

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Obey me! Diavolo and Lucifer with a bored GN!Child!MC

IM SORRY FOR THIS MONSTROSITY

MC: I'm boreddd

Diavolo: Well then, what do you want to do?

MC: I wanna play family!

Lucifer: *walks in* My Lord, I just completed all the paperwork-

MC: Lucifer's the mom! Diavolo you're the dad! I'm gonna be the sibling!

Lucifer: I don't like where this is going.

MC: You guys don't really seem to look like parents... I wish there was a way that you guys would look the part :(

Solomon: I can arrange that.

*The next day*

Beel: Say... Where's Lucifer?

MC: He's hiding in his room.

Levi: Pff why?

MC: Because Solomon gave him a makeover! But he doesn't listen when I tell him it's pretty.

Satan: I know what'll get him out of his room.

Satan: *Tips over a vase full of water*

Lucifer: SATANNNNN-

MC: Lucifer you came out!

Belphie: Hmm-?

Belphie: Pfff- Lucifer why are you wearing a dress

Levi: LMAO What's up with the makeup

Asmo: pff- It's looks beautiful, what do you mean?

MC: See, you're brothers like it.

All the other brothers: *Trying to hide their laughter*

Lucifer: Say another word I'll feed you to Cerberus.

The other brothers: ...

Lucifer: Now, what's for breakfast, I'm hungry.

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saeyoungchoismaid · 3 years ago

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in all honesty, i don't know how this would work, but it intrigued me.

24 + diavolo, maybe? if you can find inspiration for it :)

You did it perfectly anon!! FINALLY an ask for hubby Diavolo <3 Lmao this was just supposed to be a little drabble like the rest of them but nO I just hAd to go overboard. So now I have to add all this mess:

Pairing: Lord Diavolo x gn!reader Genre: angst, fluff, fake dating au Warnings: uh his dad hates you??? Summary: With the Demon King wanting Diavolo to find someone to rule with him, it’s only natural that he lies and says he’s already found someone(you), right? Word Count: 2k words (so much for this being a drabble lmao)

24. kisses for a cover (I’m assuming this means like a cover up like a lie)

Being the prince of The Devildom comes with many responsibilities, including but not limited to: running The Devildom since his father has no interest in The Devildom’s affairs, hosting events and gatherings to strengthen his bonds with other lords and the other rulers of the three worlds, keeping an eye on the student council (which is mostly composed of meddlesome brothers that he cares for deeply), and the list goes on.

Oh, can’t forget the fact that he is required to marry and have someone to rule by his side. Yeah, that’s apparently an important one. He’s always realized his responsibility and has accepted all parts of his life as fact, but when you come down from the human world to participate in his program, his solid plans suddenly all come to a screeching halt.

It becomes clear to him that he can’t go and marry someone just for the sake of The Devildom. I mean, he’s been ruling The Devildom for most of his life just fine without someone else! He decided he wasn’t going to do it. He doesn’t want to marry anyone except for you and when he does, it’ll be because you two are ready for marriage, not because it’s his duty as prince.

His father didn’t like that though.

Despite Diavolo being the ruler of The Devildom, he is not yet the Demon King. That title still belongs to his father, who always has the final say. And in this case, his final say is that Diavolo cannot rule the kingdom on his own any longer.

Diavolo sees red when he hears this news.

It isn’t until his father decides to host a party to introduce him to possible suitors that Diavolo lies and says he’s already found someone to rule by his side. When asked who, Diavolo says your name, and, of course, his father wants to meet you right away.

The only thing is, Diavolo hasn’t told you of his true feelings, meaning you are oblivious to how he truly feels about you. His father cannot know of this though. So, with Diavolo on his knees before you, he begs you to pretend to be his lover. He promises that he’ll do whatever you ask of him, as long as you do him this favor.

Unbeknownst to Diavolo though, you’re just as crazy about him as he is about you. So of course you agree to his plan.

Asmo helps you with your appearance, Satan teaches you some big words to use in front of the Demon King to impress him, Lucifer teaches you the proper mannerism to use in front of him, Mammon lets you wear his most expensive jewelry, Beel shows you the correct silverware to use during the dinner and in what order to eat it in, plus what to avoid, Levi gives you history facts about The Devildom and what the Demon King has done for it before Diavolo took over, and Belphie reminds you to flatter the Demon King as much as possible to please him. Barbatos, of course, goes over everything with you again to make sure your success is definite.

When you’re finally ready, Diavolo picks you up at six o’clock sharp to bring you back to his father’s mansion for dinner. He smiles when he sees you, though his smile shrinks a bit when he notices how stiff and nervous you are.

“You look beautiful,” he whispers to you when you reach him, gently taking a hold of your hand to kiss the back of it. His smile returns to its original state when you smile at him, your cheeks gaining heat to them at the compliment.

“Thank you. You look quite dapper yourself,” you reply softly, admiring him in his fancy suit. His smile turns into a grin, happy to hear that you like his suit. His tie is your favorite color and everything.

“Well, let’s get going,” he says as he leads you to the car and helps you get in. He talks to you about every and anything on the way there, trying to distract you and calm you down before you arrive. It works up until the car pulls up in front of his father’s mansion, your throat suddenly going dry. “You’ll do great,” he promises.

He helps you out just like how he had helped you in before assisting you up the grand steps. When you reach the door, he gives a single powerful knock before waiting. You two aren’t waiting long before the door is flying open and a small woman is standing there. “Good evening. Please come in,” she greets meekly, pulling the grand door open for you two to walk inside.

You two are then led to the dining room, where your chairs are pulled out for you two to sit. Within the next minute, the Demon King is walking in. “Welcome, welcome! I’m glad you two made it here okay!” he greets, surprising you with how chipper he seems. He takes a seat at the head of the grand table, your hands starting to shake a bit in his presence despite how friendly he seems. During Levi’s history lesson, he told you about all the scary things he’s done in his time.

As soon as he’s taken his seat, servants are flocking in with trays of drinks and appetizers. You all wait until they’re gone before beginning to eat. You stare down at your plate, trying to remember everything Beel and Lucifer taught you. Why are there three spoons and three forks? Surely you don’t need that many. You glance at Diavolo and pick up the same fork as him, taking a deep breath to help relax your nerves.

You glance at the Demon King to find that he looks satisfied with your silverware choice. Was this a test? You don’t have time to ponder it before he’s firing into questions about you. The first one being: “So, you’re...human?” How are you supposed to answer that? Of course you are, and he obviously knows this.

“Um, yes,” you stutter out, feeling your cheeks flush when you realize your mistake. “Yes, your highness!” He lets out a small hum, seeming to make a mental note of your mistake. From there, things seem to only get worse. It’s like you suddenly forgot how to speak like a normal person and things you’d never say are flying out of your mouth. You’re just trying to impress him and make him approve of you but you’re doing the exact opposite.

It isn’t until the end of dinner that he announces this.

“You know, son, I’m not sure this one is the best idea,” he starts, frowning at you as he gives you a once over. Before he can even continue though, Diavolo is standing up and glaring down at his father with a look of pure anger. You’ve never seen him so worked up before.

“I don’t care what you think about them! You told me to find someone to rule with and that’s what I’ve done. I love them and they will be by my side as I rule over The Devildom!” he announces, making your jaw drop as you stare up at him. You close your mouth and clench your jaw though when you remember what you’re here for. He doesn’t actually love you. He’s saying all of this to convince his father that he’s found someone who will rule with him.

You apparently tuned out of the conversation at the wrong time because the next thing you know, you’re being tugged up by Diavolo and his lips are finding yours. Your eyes go wide in shock despite your brain trying to yell at your body not to show any signs of surprise. It’s easier said than done though.

All too soon for your liking, Diavolo is pulling away from your lips. Something flashes in his eyes—hope or love maybe? Eh, who are you kidding—before he’s turning to look at his father again. “You see? I don’t want anyone else; I want them! They’re mine and I’m theirs!” he shouts at his father. Before he can reply to his son, Diavolo is dragging you out of the room and to the front of the house where the car is awaiting you both.

Diavolo is silent for a long time while you two drive back home, a heavy frown on his face and his knuckles white with how tight he’s clenching his fists. “I’m sorry for all of that,” he apologizes softly, bringing your eyes away from his hands to his face. He’s not looking at you though, simply staring out his window at the scenery passing him by.

“It’s okay. I understand. Barbatos informed me of your relationship with your father,” you say softly. They get along and all, but they more often than not end up in some sort of disagreement. It’s normally about how things are being done in The Devildom though.

He sighs and reaches over to take your hand in his, staring down at the small hand in his big one. “I hope you’ll still consider my proposal,” he says softly, making your brows furrow.

“What proposal?” you ask. His eyes finally meet yours and your heart skips a beat at how expressive his eyes are.

“To rule The Devildom with me, of course,” he replies like it’s obvious. Your brows shoot up to your hairline at this news though.

“What? I thought that was just something you were telling your father, so he wouldn’t force you to marry some rando,” you rush out, trying to wrap your mind around his words. There’s no way he actually wants you to rule The Devildom with him. You wouldn’t know the first thing about ruling over thousands of other people—er, demons.

His brows knit together at your response, his other hand moving to grab your free one. “(Y/n), I’m sorry. I...I should’ve said something sooner,” he whispers, staring down at your hands now. This only confuses you more though.

“Tell me what sooner?”

He’s silent for a long moment, trying to gather the right words he wants to say. “I love you. What I said back there, it’s true. I want you to be by my side and help me to run The Devildom. You have so many good ideas and suggestions, I just know you’ll make a wonderful leader.”

Now you’re just gaping at him like a fish.

“What? No. No, I...I can’t,” you mumble, pulling your hands out of his. He just pulls them right back to him though.

“You can’t? Can’t what? Be with me?” he asks softly, his voice sounding close to breaking, just like his heart.

“No! No, I...I want to be with you. I love you too. I just...I don’t know the first thing when it comes to ruling over demons, most of which want to eat me,” you reply, trying to sound playful and joking but failing, your words being too true and hitting too close to home.

That didn’t stop Diavolo from smashing his lips to yours for a passionate kiss though. “That doesn’t matter. None of it does as long as I get to be with you. I’ll even step down from being King for you,” he mumbles against your lips after you two pull back for air.

“No, don’t do that. These people need you just as much as I do. I’ll learn how to rule with time. Just stay by my side, okay?” you whisper back, pulling away from his face enough to look up into his eyes.

He smiles brighter than The Devildom’s moon as he nods his head rapidly. “I swear I will. I’ll help you every step of the way.” He seals his promise with another kiss...and then another...and then just one more to be sure.

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its-not-a-phase-mom-i-d8-demons · 4 years ago

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MC’s Reaction to the Brothers Turned into Babies

Word Count: 3.5k (um ok)

Warnings: Satan is a mini bitch, some swearing i believe, cute overload, pretty sure it’s a gn!mc it is possible i wrote smth about tiddies but idk

AN: when I was writing lucifer’s, i considered a “boss baby” situation, a man’s (a demon in this case) mind and voice were trapped in a baby’s body and i wheeze every time I think about a baby lucifer with a deep voice lmao

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Lucifer

“MC? Oh good, you’re home.” Satan sounded relieved as he opened the door for you and lead you into the House of Lamentation, “Hold on, where’s Mammon?”

You had just come from your shift at Hell’s Kitchen. Mammon worked with you and you usually walked home together, but today he’d broken several dishes and the owner made him stay and peel lamentatoes (devildom potatoes that shriek when cut) for the next day.

“He broke some dishes today so cook is making him peel lamentatoes until his fingers bleed.” You reply, kicking your shoes off. It was then that you got a good look at Satan. He looked rather frazzled and a little green, plus he was nervously fidgeting with the sleeve of his sweater.

“Hey, is there something wrong?”

“YES! I’m sorry for yelling but follow me, it’s Lucifer!”

“Wha-”

The blonde demon grabbed your wrist and broke into a run, dragging you up several flights of stairs until you reached the eldest’s room. Satan opened the door and shoved you inside, slamming the door shut behind you.

“S-Satan, what’s goi-... Asmo, is that Lucifer?!”

A small child was lying on Lucifer’s bed, giggling happily as the fifth eldest played peek-a-boo with it.

“A-Asmo?”

“MC!!” Asmodeus rushed over to you and wrapped his arms around you in a tight hug, squishing your cheeks together as both of you watched Levi let Lucifer grab his tail and taste it with his lil baby fangs.

“I never knew Luci Goosey was such a happy baby.” The Avatar of Lust sighed, pulling you closer to the four-poster bed to see the baby more closely, “He always acts like there’s a stick up his ass. And here I thought he was born with it.”

You giggled and reached out a hand to baby Lucifer, who immediately stopped giggling when he noticed you were there. His vermilion eyes were as big as saucers as you placed a warmish hand on his forehead and pushed it through his soft black locks.

You pulled back a little bit when he made a grab for your hand, but that only made him whine so you let him hold it.

With his eyes on you, he began playing with your fingers; gently bending them back and forth, squeezing them, putting them in his mouth, etc.

They were very soft.

You smiled gently, pulling you hand away and carefully picking him up.

“Wait MC! He does-”

“Aww! Levi! Asmo! I made him smile!” You giggled, pulling him to your chest and cuddled him up under your chin.

Lucifer made happy baby noises, bouncing in your lap and taking fistfulls of your shirt.

“He didn’t like it when Beel and Asmo tried to pick him up.” Came a quiet voice from the corner of the room.

Asmodeus nodded, “He was kicking and screaming and guess what? He pulled my hair!”

“He bit my finger too.” Murmured Beel who was sitting in the corner with Belphie, nursing his pinky finger with a blood stained kleenex, “See?”

You looked down at the baby to confirm these accusations, but the big goofy grin you received in reply melted your heart.

“Satan! Your dad is so adorable!”

Lucifer won’t let anyone hold him except for you

Diavolo made an attempt to do so but narrowly missed Lucifer’s tiny fist swinging up to bop him on the nose because you snatched him away at the last possible moment

Mammon, ever the trouble maker, wil simply mess with him by tugging on his hair, poking his chunky lil baby tummy, pinching him, teasing him, tripping him, etc because he knows Lucifer can’t hang him upside down

Diavolo has taken several selfies of him playing with baby lucifer

He doesn’t sleep

He may be a happy baby but he is not a good sleeper. Lucifer cries all night because it’s dark and MC is far away so you have to hold him if you want to get some shuteye

Sneeze = Demon form

Cried the first time he saw the reflection of his demon form in the mirror

You and Asmo have an arsenal of baby photos to use as blackmail now

Mammon

Lucifer

MC You need to come back to the House of Lamentation immediately

You

But I just got to Purgatory Hall!

Lucifer

Your presence is a necessity. Something happened to Mammon but I can’t hang him upside down like I usually would. His feet are too small

You

What?!

Lucifer

You will understand when you see him. Be here in a timely fashion or I will come and get you myself

You

What did Mammon do this time??

Read 3 minutes ago

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If Lucifer physically can’t hang Mammon upside down, there must be a real problem. Why would his feet be too small all of a sudden? That didn’t make any sense, You thought as you hurried up the driveway and opened the doors to let yourself inside.

A loud wail met your ears and you cringed, throwing your bag and shoes at the wall and running toward the awful noise.

It… It sounded like a child throwing a tantrum.

It… Wait. Hold on a sec.

“Mammon?!”

A very exasperated-looking Lucifer carrying a small, tan, white-haired child in his arms was walking toward you. Mammon was crying loudly, beating his brother’s chest with his tiny fists, and yelling about something… you couldn’t exactly make it out through his blubbering.

“Yes, Mammon.” Luficer sighed, adjusting the Avatar of Greed on his hip, “I said he couldn’t have any more cookies and he threw a coniption and I’m afraid to say I can’t pacify him. Maybe he’ll listen to you.”

Then to Mammon, “Mammon, calm down, MC’s here.” while gently stroking his head.

That seemed to calm him a little bit. He stopped screaming and punching so he could turn around.

His bottom lip still trembled a little bit, but he made grabby hands to you and you carefully took him into your arms.

At first, you were afraid his little fist would come out of nowhere, but when it never did and he lay his head on your chest, you were pleasantly surprised. He accepted your fingers gently running through his hair, gave a breathy little sigh, and closed his eyes.

You smiled gently and pressed a kiss to the crown of his sweet head, causing Lucifer to snort.

“I trust you can handle him if he wakes up?”

“M-hm.”

Huge brat

If you don’t do exactly as he says right now, he’ll throw a massive tantrum, kicking and screaming and crying, telling you you’re the worst and how much he hates you and his brothers, etc

But then when you say you won’t play with him anymore he starts crying again and apologizing and pressing his face into your stomach as he begs you to hold him because he’s weally weally sowwy :(

His thumb is his favorite food or something bc it is ALWAYS in his mouth

He likes to nap on your shoulder, Lucifer’s shoulder will work but he’d rather have his arms around your neck and your scent all around him

Levi thought he could push Mammon around now that he was tiny, but nah

Mammon is ready to fite at all times

Leviathan

“Waaaaaah! MC!”

You turned around, a soup spoon still clutched in your hand as Leviathan ran up to you with Mammon in hot pursuit. His arms were outstretched, his pretty hair flopping on his forehead as he ran until he made it to you, where he was scooped up and held tightly against your chest.

Safe from mean old Mammon.

You let Levi dry his tears on your shirt while you gave the white-haired demon a dirty look.

“What?? We used to do this all the time when we were little!”

“But that was back when you were the same height! Now you’re four times his size!”

“Hey! I was taller than him back then! By 1.34 inches thank you very much!”

You sighed and looked down at Levi. He’d pulled the orange hood over his face, his tear-stained cheek resting on your sternum. His pretty orangeish-hazel eyes were still pretty watery but he seemed ok now. He gave a little shivering sigh and pressed his face into your soft mounds.

Lucifer chose that moment to step into the kitchen.

“What is all the commotion?” He asked, eyes fixed on the cowering Avatar of Greed.

“Mammon was chasing me!” Levi cried, raising his head to look at his big brother.

Piercing ruby orbs flicked to where Mammon was now cowering behind you.

“MAMOOOOOON?”

Quiet bby

But he must have ALL of your attention or else

He will throw his Gameboy and/or 3DS at you if you even DARE to taste test something for Beel, open your mouth to talk to Mammon or Satan, etc

If Lucifer tries to pick him up, WHACK

If Mammon tries to pull his hair, BAM

If Satan attempts to feed him, SPLAT and you might have to save the little purple-haired demon from being yeeted out the kitchen window

Mammon is CONSTANTLY messing with poor Levi, knocking him over, snatching his 3DS and holding it just above where his little hands can reach, tugging his hair, etc

In other words Levi is always running to you in his lil fish onesie with tears rolling down his chubby cheeks, begging you to help him because one or all of his “big bwovers�� are being mean

Also one of the fattest chubbiest babies

Next to Beel of course

So Mammon and/or Asmodeus take a bunch of embarrassing pictures of him to use as blackmail

Satan

“But I don’t WANNA!”

“I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU WANT, GO UPSTAIRS TO YOUR ROOM THIS INSTANT!”

A scream that shook the poor house (and was probably the reason it earned its name) and then a tiny yellow, black, and green blur rushed past you and up the stairs.

A slam of a door that made you cringe and then silence.

Fearing the worst, you peeked into the common area.

Lucifer collapsed into an armchair, Asmodeus and Levi were huddled in a corner with their hands over their ears, Beel was shivering and making his way to the kitchen, Belphegor was laying in one of the nooks of the bookcase, eyes open and looking like he wanted to retract his head into his body and Mammon had flattened himself against the wall next to the bookcase except for the phone he’d been recording with.

“Um guys, what was that?”

That shriek had chilled you to the bone and now you were looking around warily for the tiny Avatar of wrath.

That morning, Satan had been in the library before heading to school. He’d opened an old book the moment you peeked into the room and with a flash of light he was a baby sitting stunned on the floor.

This was only day 2 and Lucifer was already at his wits end. Satan wasn’t helping either. You had asked Lucifer several times if you could talk a little sense into Satan several times, but he’d refused. He ‘didn’t want you to have to deal with such a stubborn little brat’ and ‘you should worry about your studies’ because he can ‘handle it just fine by himself.’

Prideful bastard.

“Satan.” Beel shuddered, spooning yogurt into his mouth, “It’s been a really long time since he was a baby, we forgot how scary he was.”

You sigh, “Lucifer, this is the last time I’m offering. Do you want me to go talk to him?”

There was a pause.

Then the brunet finally nodded with an exasperated huff and went to make tea.

Satan heard a soft knock on his door.

“Go away.”

“Satan, it’s me.”

“Oh.”

The door opened to reveal a little blond toddler holding a book in his little hands.

“What do you want?” He asked, eyes averted.

“Can I come in? I want to talk to you.”

“Hmmm…” Seemingly conflicted, the demon weighed his options and then opened the door a little wider for you to enter.

You closed the door behind you and knelt down in front of him. “What’s the matter Satan?”

“Nufing.”

“Can I hold you?”

“... Yes.”

You scooped him gently into your arms and sat down on his bed.

“Can you tell me why you’re crying?”

“I-I’m not!” He pouted, rubbing his eyes with his sleeves, “I’m not scared!”

You tilt your head in confusion, “Scared? Satan, what are you talking about?”

No relpy, Satan just buried his sweet little face in your chest.

He begrudgingly accepted you combing your fingers through his golden locks and soon enough he relaxed into your chest, eyelids drooping with exhaustion.

“You wanna tell me why you were so angry?” You ask, never ceasing your ministrations.

“Well…” He paused, chewing on his lip, “L-Lucifer told me to put my books away and I wasn’t done reading so I said no. Then he asked me why and I… I said…” He looked down and played with his hands nervously.

“Um, I told Lucifer he was a fucking idiot!”

You blinked.

“S-Satan, where the heck did you learn that?” You ask, trying not to giggle.

“Levi was mad at Mammon earlier and that’s what he said. So I told Lucifer that because Lucifer is a meanie and he’s stupid.” Satan crossed his arms.

“Satan, Lucifer is your… your dad. You shouldn’t speak to him like that. It’s not nice to talk to anyone like that, especially Lucifer. He just didn’t want them to get stepped on, stolen, sold, or ripped so he asked you to pick them up.” You soothe, stroking his hair, “Can you come with me to tell him you’re sorry?”

“I’m not sorry.”

“Oh.”

It was quiet for a few moments and the little blonde boy laid his head in it’s rightful place on your chest, tracing little circles into the flesh of your arm.

“MC?”

“Yes?”

“Can… Can you read to me?”

“Of course.”

His usual wrathful self but 12 times worse and 4 years old

Here’s how it went: Lucifer asked satan to do something, Satan said no, lucifer asked why, and satan said “because you’re a fucking idiot”

Yes, i came up with that myself and i think it’s fucking hilarious

Anyway, Satan is a very sweet little boy despite his deadly sin and the fact that he will tear the house down with a simple tantrum if someone dares to tell him no

But he’ll listen to you

If you scoop him up and calm him down before he can even start spitting flames at lucifer, the Devildom fire department can avoid the House of Lamentation and no construction and/or hospital bills for Lucifer

You have this way of comforting him like no one ever could and he feels safe in your arms

Not a fat baby, long baby

Always has one hand fisting your shirt so if you try to put him down, you can’t

Beelzebub

Fast

Asmodeus

"We've tried everything MC and Asmo won't shut up!" Beel peeked into your room, eyes round with a mixture of worry and exasperation, "Can you come help?"

You slid out of bed and followed beel to Asmo's room. The baby's loud, distressed cries could be heard from just about anywhere in the house.

Beel led you in and you saw Satan and Leviathan trying to calm him down. Satan was pacing next to the tub and Levi was offering him various distractions such as toys, stuffies, and glitter, but all attempts made things worse. Even trying to touch the bot made him scream impossibly louder.

You studied Asmo, aside from his snotty nose and skin puffy and red from the tears he seemed... oh wait.

"What did you give him for breakfast?" You asked Satan, shouting to be heard over his brother's cries.

"Oatmeal with spider syrup!" He replied, fingers tapping nervously on his thigh.

"I knew it..." You murmured, and approached Asmodeus.

"Heyy hun, ssssshhh, it's alright-"

He shrieked and dug his manicured nails into your arm to deter you from touching him, but to no avail.

You started undressing him and he immediately calmed down, screams reduced to small hiccups and sniffles.

"Its okay Asmo, honey, yeah you're okay..." You swaddled him up in a blanket and held him to your chest.

"Satan, look. You or whoever fed him got oatmeal and sticky syrup on his clothes! No wonder he was so upset!" You scolded, rocking the baby against your chest.

"Well I-"

"Are ya kidding me?"

"I get it, Asmo likes being perfect and he didn't feel right being all messy. Thanks MC!" Beel grinned and hugged you and Asmo gently.

Fashionista

He loves sitting with you and watching you do your morning routine

He loves being complimented too

He can still help you pick out an outfit so you can still slay the day

He loves when you put a little bit of makeup on him before school even tho he doesn't need it, it just makes him feel included

He loves having you hold and sing to him

Asmo is a generally happy baby, but he really needed this time to relax because he's the cutest baby in the world without trying AND there's so much less pressure on him as a baby

He doesn't chew on you or your jewelry, he just stares at you as reverently as he did before he transformed

Do not touch his hair tho

It's perfect and he doesn't want it messed with

“More!”

You sighed, looking down at the now empty jar of applesauce, the other three jars sitting empty by your feet.

This kid was, if anything, a bottomless pit. So far, he’d finished 4 jars of applesauce, 3 40-jar cases of baby food, 6 bottles of fruit-flavored puffs, a bag of avocados, learned the words “more” and “MC”, and he was still asking for more food??

“But Beel, you ate it a-”

“*sniffle* M-More?” He asked, tears welling up in those sweet amethyst eyes. When his bottom lip started trembling, you were done for. No living human or demon could take this much childish purity and survive.

He was too cute.

After digging through the pantry for a few minutes you found another jar of applesauce for him to eat and the joyous baby noise he made upon having the food set in front of him made your heart skip a beat and fall on the floor.

Lucifer chose that moment to enter the kitchen carrying several boxes of food and broth, Mammon and Satan following closely behind.

“MC? Are you unwell?” He asked, kneeling down and pushing the hair out your face.

You shook your head.

“He’s too cute Lucifer, I can’t.”

Quirking a brow, the Avatar of Pride raised his eyes to the ginger-haired baby slurping happily at an applesauce jar bigger than its head and looked back at you.

“Really?”

You nodded enthusiastically and jumped to your feet, then you gently pulled the jar away from Beel.

You looked at them with the biggest smile on your features, “Watch, watch!” You giggled.

“Ok ok, do the face,”

“🥺”

“Now what’s my name?”

“MC!”

“What do you say when you want food?”

“More!”

“Be polite.”

“More pwease!!”

“Who’s that?” You pointed to the black-haired demon.

“Wucifer!”

“And that?” You motioned to Mammon.

“Mammon!”

“And him?”

“Salmon!”

“Hold on,” You fed Beel a spoonful of applesauce, waited for him to swallow and said, “Ok, what’s his name? Not Salmon but…”

“Um… 🥺🥺 Satan?”

“Good job!” You cheered, scooping him up and hugging him tightly.

The small demon giggled happily and wrapped his arms around your neck.

Unbeknownst to you, Mammon was grinding his teeth, wishing he was the squishy child wrapped in your embrace. The same could be said for Lucifer and Satan, not that they’d ever admit it…

Literally the sweetest lil cutie pie to exist

No cap

All you wanna do is just snuggle with him all day because he’s so warm and comfy but yenno a baby boy gotta eat

He only sleeps when you sleep or if he’s snuggled up with belphie though, no naps

If you even leave the room for a minute and he will just know, wake up and cry until you come back

Absentmindedly chews on things; toys, you, Mammon’s wallet, your fingers, the end of Luci’s cloak thingy, Levi’s controllers, you, Satan’s books, Asmo’s shoes, you, ANYTHING that isn’t being used or moving right then

Call him “Beely” please

Doesn’t need your attention 24/7, but it is prefered over all of his brothers including Belphie

Belphegor

“Oi, you sure he’s alive MC? He hasn’t moved in 3 hours…” Mammon said softly, standing next to the bed with you at his side as you looked down at the snoozing baby in the nest of pillows and blankets.

“No, he isn’t dead. I can hear him snoring a little bit. But you’re right. Maybe we should wake him up?”

“Nah, not a good idea. He’ll punch yer nose back into yer skull.”

“Oh. Good to know. Was he always like this?”

“Nuh-uh. Lilith… Lilith kept him ‘n Beel busy. Then at the end of the day they’d sleep in a pile on Belphie’s bed. It was pretty cute, ‘specially when Beel’d hold both of them in his sleep.”

“Aww.” You murmured gently, reaching out to brush the dual-colored bangs out of the little demon’s eyes. He looked so peaceful; his cheeks had that child-like pudge to them, accentuated by the pillow he was nuzzling, his lashes were extremely long from this angle, and there was a little angelic smile on his lips to top it off.

At that moment, you watched his eyelids flutter open and he locked eyes with you, lifting his hands and making a grabby motion to let you know he wanted to be picked up and you complied, setting the sweet boy on your hip.

The moment his cheek hit your chest he was sleeping again, but not without a contemptive smirk at Mammon first.

You didn’t notice of course (because if I didn’t know any better, the MC is blind, deaf, emotionally constipated, and downright insensitive and stupid💀)and continued your descent down to the common area where everyone was watching some demon reality show and settled down on the couch between Mammon and Beelzebub.

After making yourself comfy, you too fell into a restful slumber.

Best napper of the seven, but your full attention or Beel’s full attention is required during the hour he chooses to be awake

If you take him anywhere Lucifer, he’l start crying

You probably lost him for a day or two because he fell asleep under the stairs or somewhere else weird and couldnt find him

You never let him out of your sight after that

Prefers to sleep on you rather than next to you because he nearly suffocated himself with the cow-print pillow so you took that away as well

Will never admit it, but he likes it when you touch his hair

Enjoys being rocked to sleep

You will never find him if you make a blanket fort

Likes to cling to things that will fall over to cause havoc

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Hiii! This was my first Obey Me! Fanfic so i hope it isn’t too bad haha lmao. I was thinking about doing the undateables as babies as well and then mc with all of the brothers turned into babies at once (bc we need the chaos) but idk let me know if you would be interested!

Thank you for reading!

MC's Reaction to the Dateables as Babies

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boydiisaster · 4 years ago

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Hi! If requests are open could i request something for the teen mc?🥺👉🏻👈🏻for Simeon and Luke specifically?

Simeon literally adopts the MC, the second he saw them he was like "ah yes, my new child" and the MC adores him and sees him as a parental figure. Like, they'd be at rad chatting with their classmates and when they see him in the hallway they run up to him yelling "mom!" and tackle him into a hug, or when they walk around the campus they want to hold his hand or tug at his coat thingy and they're affectionate towards him in general so it's pretty common to see MC randomly hugging him while he's doing something or talking to someone. Luke sees them as his sibling and they hang out constantly, they're basically attached to the hip (i can also see them bonding over the fact that they're the youngest in the exchange program) and the MC loves to spoil him with gifts and affection. 👉🏻👈🏻🥺

Bonus if people mistake them for a family when they go at reastaurants or something and Simeon goes "oh yes, my children will both have the kids with the toys included thank you very much!(✿^‿^)".

The brothers are super jealous lmao-

GAJGSJS THE TEEN MC IS SUCH A BIG COMFORT TO ME💕😭

simeon and luke with a teen MC

reader: gender neutral, they/them pronouns

tw/cw: none !!

author's note: HELL YES KEEP SENDING IN THESE TEEN MC ASKS OMG- they're also a huge comfort to me, as well! like i just wanna be friends w/ everyone there so badly. i'm a huge simp for mams, but dammit i just wanna be his and everyone else's bff

simeon

Fathership ended with your dad, now Simeon's your new father.

After Simeon first saw you, he took it upon himself to be your protector. Everyone, even Lucifer thought you'd be a little older than you were, but there was a... mistake in your paperwork, and in reality you were just a young human, a teenager.

A teenager, surrounded by powerful demons who could swallow you whole if they wanted.

Simeon couldn't have that.

This angel is so sweet and caring towards you. He really lives up to his status. If you come to him with a problem, Simeon will do his best to fix it.

"I don't mean to get political, but what the fuck is oatmeal?" you joked once.

Simeon then explained what oatmeal was to you for 10 minutes. You could had just said it was a joke and stopped him, but Simeon was trying his hardest to tell you what oatmeal was, and you didn't want to crush his spirits or make him embarrassed.

Simeon is like your light academia, scholar, master degree having friend who is a genius, only not so much with jokes and emotions. He tries for you and Luke, though.

Simeon is always accidentally spoiling you. You can just look at something or say this thing is cool and suddenly BAM! You now have 5 different copies of a manga you like, or a fucking sword.

"Are you sure you should have given them a sword, Simeon?" Barbatos asked once after seeing you threaten Belphie with it.

"Not at all," Simeon replied, smiling happily. "But MC seems to like it, so I'm supportive of them."

Simeon to be my new dad 2021

luke

You and Luke are the kids shouting "McDonald's, McDonald's, McDonald's!" in that one meme template.

Simeon is the one who takes you to McDonald's, because Simeon's a good dad and loves his problem children very much.

You and Luke will fist fight demons on sight, Luke being prejudice against demons and you just not taking shit from anyone.

You're Luke's big sibling, which means you will snap the spines of anyone who dares harm your "brother."

"Hey, chihuahua!" Mammon greeted Luke once.

Big mistake, because then you started barking at him.

"WHO'S THE CHIHUAHUA NOW, MAMMON?!"

Mammon has since stopped calling Luke a chihuahua.

Luke isn't good at showing emotions, so instead he asks you to bake with him!

If Luke asks you to bake with him, know he now trusts and loves you. Luke would die for you.

You're not biological siblings, of course, but damn do the two of you tease each other like you are. But only you can tease Luke, hence why you nearly bit Levi's finger off when he pointed at Luke and laughed when Luke fell on his butt.

"I think we need to start calling MC the chihuahua," he grumbles, holding his finger as he tells his brothers what you did.

"Why are they so fond of Luke?! It's not fair!" Asmo whines. "I wanna be their friend!"

"And how Simeon treats them?" Satan crosses his arms and huffs. "I could get MC a dozen swords, plus some cursed trinkets and thousands of books."

"Well I could get MC limited edition Vocaloid figures, plushies, and a new gaming set up!" Levi counters.

An argument then ensues of which brother could spoil you the most, but you weren't there to hear it, because you were spending the night over at Purgatory Hall, cuddled up with Simeon and Luke, watching a movie.

Almost like a family.

#plus literal millennia old beings being fond over a young kid and loving them like they're their own just makes me- 😭💕#like they've most likely met a kid like you before- BUT THEY LOVE Y O U SPECIFICALLY #AND TREAT YOU WITH KINDNESS AND LOVE #please- please let the brothers and undateables adopt me #please i need a good home-#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me x reader #simeon x reader #obey me simeon #obey me luke #obey me simeon x reader #obey me x gn!reader #bee's beehive #worker!bee

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dirtycccat · 4 years ago

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the demon bros + (un)dateables drunk

tw for drinking so if you’re not into that yeah be warned. also there’s some mentions of horniness because uhhh,,,ya know

Lucifer

normal soft drunk

it’s neither too easy nor too hard to get him drunk

also his drink of choice is probably wine really really expensive wine

he has a pretty high tolerance but not as high as his party animal bros

since it looks like he drinks pretty often if you look at all the alcohol in his mancave study

it’s canon he’s a soft drunk??? which,,,, cute

but also chaotic af

i feel like he just reverts to angel lucifer? the really cute innocent baby that’s also very, very chaotic (think of lesson 37+ luci which i only saw screenshots of but still)

expect him to do a 180: if he’s a stern emotionally constipated dad sober drunk luci is basically him with 0 filters but a lot of emotion

he’ll make weird dad jokes, tell people he cares about them, ask dumb dumb questions that he thinks about daily but never voices

“ok mc but what is lol actually and why does levi say that all the time. wait why are you laughing… lots of love? ok then I send you lol”

prefers to drink with close friends and family only because he knows how he gets when drunk

will not admit it but he enjoys being able to feel so?? free and say whatever he wants since he feels like he can’t normally

Mammon

heavy weight hyper puppy

he has a pretty high alcohol tolerance probably since he’s into partying

also he knows his limits because of past experiences

but sometimes limits are made to be broken

and once they’re broken oh boy

drunk mammon is just him but hyper

or more like even more hyper

i feel like he’d become as excited as a golden retriever on redbull in the first 4 hours

dancing with everyone, making crack jokes, getting into weird situations

and then if he drinks a liiitle bit too much

he’d just break down

and cry

and be an emotional mess

which ends up in him crying over your/ his bros’ shoulder telling everyone he loves them

and then end up falling asleep

so you have to take turns carrying him to bed and make sure he’s safely tucked in with a glass of water close by

you don’t mind though since usually he makes sure you get home safe when you go drinking

Leviathan

heavy weight emotional drunk 100%

another boy that sleeps near a bottle of alcohol so he probably drinks regularly

if you’re in your room all day it’s pretty easy to just do it since you’re safe so he does it whenever he feels like it

this jealous boy can fake being chill while sober but once you get him drunk expect tears, angry rants, yelling, semi-public mental breakdowns

you always end up having to put him into bed while he cries on your shoulder all the while you try to lift this surprisingly heavy boy into his bathtub bed

but also since he’s the most artistic of the family I bet sometimes he does art while drunk?

you once went to his room trying to return a manga you took and oh no levi is painting a 2 meters ruri mural while he’s in the nude

don’t question it it helps him concentrate

sometimes sad bitch energy mixed with alcohol equals great things

he’s also in the lowkey horny drunk category

what can you do it happens when you’re a touch starved nerd,,, all alone in your room,,, drinking

Satan

light weight happy drunk

two glasses of wine and he’s gone

remember like all cards with satan drinking? yup he’s a happy drunk

if sober he’s like ugh partying is for nerds

drunk satan just wants to party with everyone

and vibe

he’ll invite everyone to take group shots, dance all night, do weird shit that ends up being photographed (to his next day hungover dismay)

he’s terrible at club dancing but he will be found in the middle of the dancefloor going wild

expect embarrassing dancing at first

but if you want to correct him he won’t say no to dancing with you more,,, intimately

may or may not grab your hands and start waltzing at some point though

(you think it’s great he’s so happy and free so it doesn’t matter)

Asmodeus

heavy weight horny drunk

has the highest alcohol tolerance since he’s the party animal of the family

lmao what did you expect

drink of choice is probably devilgrammable cocktails: fun, sexy, colorful just like him

he’s the definition of babe let’s drink so we can have wilder sex

loves how oversensitive he feels while drunk??? and how his senses get overwhelmed

will moan out loud if he bumps into a table while drunk no shame, no regrets

and dance really lasciviously with whoever catches his eye

if you’re romantically involved not only will he grind into you or let you do so with him

but expect lap dances

if you surprise him with lap dances instead expect to be,,,, rewarded wink wink

but if you do something meaningful for him or give him tthoughtful compliments

he will go into his emotional mode and literally hug you and never let go

...and you’ll have to spend your night in his arms while he tells you all about how he thinks you’re perfect for him and how thankful he is that you’re in his life

expect some tears in those moments (that he tries to hide while you casually pretend they’re not there in the first place)

Beelzebub

idk normal tolerance and emotional drunk

since he’s HUGE it’s probably not super easy to get him drunk but also since he doesn’t really drink much it’s not hard either

talks about issues and cries

a lot

so he doesn’t drink all that much

and only does it with his family

him and belphie always end up cuddling and falling to sleep together if they both get drunk since they are both emotional messes when alcohol is involved

and you join them too if you’re drinking with them

Belphegor

heavy weight emotional drunk but on the angry side

like his twin but he probably...drinks more?? he’s such a sad bitch I mean c’mon

like his bro he’s an emotional drunk

sad crying, angry crying, just crying

that’s him that’s what you get into if you tell him to drink with you

will get in the stabby mode if too drunk

so don’t let him drink too much if you value your and his life

...rather cuddle him until he gets too comfy and warm and falls asleep

works every time

Diavolo

normal tolerance sleepy drunk

is used to drinking because of social gatherings and high class etiquette but he doesn’t indulge often

since he mostly drinks with luci, barbatos and you

high key prefers sweet cocktails instead of normal fancy drinks

i bet if you took him to the club he’d want to try out the weirdest most colorful cocktails

and then make barbatos redo them

can hold his liquor but he’s still a sleepy boy? like alcohol probably calms him and he’s just so comfortable and at peace he just,,, naps with his head on your shoulder (or luci’s, or barbatos’ depends who he’s drinking with or who’s closest to him at the moment)

if he’s in the club though it’s a different story

he goes full dad mode

doing all the embarrassing dad dances but proudly

remember the meme with prince william or whatever in the club? that’s him

A+ for effort though he really becomes the life of the party

Barbatos

heavyweight vodka aunt

doesn’t really get drunk drunk since he has to take care of diavolo 24/7

but once it’s self care day

oh boy

he turns into a single suburbian mom

you’d think he’s the sophisticated wine mom but oh no

closes all doors and windows, puts on a hot bath with scented oils, lights candles, plays soft jazz in the background

and then drinks straight liquor out of the bottle

(like that one vine)

if you’re close and drink together he’ll also talk a lot more than usual

and give you fun stories about the bois and diavolo

“mc did i tell you about the first week lucifer and his brothers came to the devildom and had to cook for themselves for the first time in their lives? lucifer did not know how an oven works and that you have to close it after you’re done cooking and almost burned the whole house of lamentation down.”

Simeon

light weight spaced out drunk

do not give him alcohol unless you want to experience weird random xD simeon

physically he’s here, spiritually he’s astral projecting

looks the same, smiles handsomely, no change here

...but if you try talking to him he’ll say the weirdest shit like

“mc do you think that the stars know that they are loved and we watch them every day”

uh idk simeon??? what do you think???

if you’re romantically involved he will flirt shamelessly, even more shamelessly than usual

because,,, he’s just more honest so he just says whatever

people get uncomfortable around you two and end up backing off and leaving you alone

surprising enough or not he looks like he’s also a lowkey horny drunk

ofc you can’t tell since he’s so chill all the time

but I bet you he’s horny inside hornier than asmo

Solomon

heavyweight deep drunk

this boy has done some drinking in his lifetime

...since he has whiskey grandpa vibes

will say really out of the blue thoughtful things??? which is so not like sober solomon

“mc you remind me of one of the people that meant the most to me they too were here for me and believed in me when no one else did and I have to thank you for that”

wow solomon that sure was random since you were talking about how cold it is outside before but thank you i guess

fakes being not drunk easily but you can tell the moment he starts speaking that he’s gone

also looks at you straight in the eyes when he talks to you

and sometimes starts giggling or blushing

which makes you go??????? solomon are you okay

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obeiii-mee · 4 years ago

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How will the bros react to MC self-doubting themselves? Like saying bad things about them or can't be serious someone give them compliment.

Supportive demon bois coming right up! Sorry I took so long to write this anon! Thank you so much for the ask! (Also, thank you all for the love on my previous posts!)

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The Brothers with an MC who self doubts themselves:

Lucifer:

-As the embodiment of pride itself, Lucifer has an overwhelming amount of confidence, almost all the damn time

-So, he was flabbergasted to learn that you weren’t the same

-He always insisted that you aren’t anything but perfect, yet you always seemed to brush the compliments off with a shrug and an awkward smile

-Well, shit, we can’t have that

-Lucifer just got 10x more serious about the matter

-He pulls a really stupid concerned face whenever you insult yourself and he looks more and more like a 48 year old man/dad each time it happens

-He, as of late, increased the number of pet names he has for you and the amount of compliments he gives you each day

-He refuses to let you talk badly about yourself anywhere, at any point in time and encourages every little step you take towards bettering yourself like crazy

- Lucifer wants to prove to you that you are an absolute ray of sunshine and he will go to any lengths to do just that (do not ask)

-He’s even more affectionate than usual which confuses just about everyone in the House of Lamentation, yourself included

-His brothers are feeling a disturbance in the force and they don’t know how to feel about it

-You are possibly the best thing that’s happened to him since he fell as angel and Lucifer is ready to do whatever he can to help you realise that

Mammon:

-“You’re an idiot!”

-“*Sigh*, I know.”

-“Wha-Wait! Y-you can’t say thAT!”

-The Great Mammon is seriously worried about his human

-Being the dense motherfucker he is (i still love him tho) it took him weeks to realise you’re not all that confident in yourself

-At some point in your relationship, he jokingly called you annoying and you just went “Yeah I’ve been told. Sorry.”

-His jaw literally dropped and he almost cried

-He would have choked if he was drinking something

-Tsundere Mammon has gone bye bye and here comes the cuddling teddy bear that is your boyfriend

-He also doesn’t have as much self love for himself as he sometimes pretends to have so he’s kinda in the same boat

-Which means your boat is leaking and you’re perfectly fine with it while he’s panicking and trying to throw water overboard with his hands

-His brothers call him an idiot a lot but he’s a very sociable guy with people skills that he uses all the time in order to coax you out of your self pitiying shell

-Will whine every time you call yourself ‘useless’ or disagree with his compliments because what the hell, you’re literally the most gorgeous being ever let me love youuuu

-When it comes to you and your happiness, he ain’t fucking around. He will snarl at anyone that even looks at you in the wrong way

-Did that to Lucifer once, guess a what happened

-You’ve definitely helped him come to terms with the fact that he is loveable and not a good for nothing scum

-So now it’s your turn!

-Let him kiss your insecurities away please

-Your presence makes him feel wanted so he wants the same for you!

Levi:

-Well then

-It takes two to tango ya know?

-He is the KING of self loathing and no confidence whatsoever in anything he does so every time you put yourself down, he counters it with a self deprecating insult as well

-“I suck.”

-“Nah, you’re pretty awesome normie. I’m the shut in, disgusting otaku who can barely set foot outside his bedroom without having an anxiety attack.”

-It’s like you’re trying to outdo the other on who is worse

-Truth is, he really admires you, especially knowing you chose to date him; an anime nerd with no social life and no communication skills whatsoever

-It hurts a bit, every time he builds up the courage to actually compliment you and you not taking it seriously

-That’s because he recognises that he’s the same and just as harsh on himself as you are

-Levi knows self hatred is something that takes time to demolish

-But you are his Henry after all (also his partner but whatevs)

-He’s not gonna leave you hanging when you need him the most

-He also gradually stops calling you a normie as your relationship progresses, though it still slips through every now and again

-Basically, the first time he realised that you think negatively of yourself, his immediate reaction was: Haha lmao relatable

-But now, every time it happens, he gets all serious

-Puts his controller down and everything, it’s like witnessing a very rare phenomenon and it’s creepy as shit

-He’s also made an effort to be more physically affection though he is kinda shy about it because damn it he just wants to hug you every time you speak badly of yourself

-Probably writes a list at some point stating all the reasons why you are better than him and Ruri chan combined, it’s rlly sweet

Satan:

-He’s a bit curious as to where that mentality has come from

-What triggered you to be so self doubtful?

-He’s basically your psychotherapist and asks you a lot of questions trying to find different causes and solutions for your issues

-Honestly, he puts so much effort into trying to understand, reading books about it from the human realm and whatever he can find in order to help you

-He scrunches up his nose every time you call yourself an idiot or anything of the sort

-Satan knows that insisting you’re wonderful won’t exactly help you overcome this problem of yours

-But that doesn’t stop him from doing it

-It’s not like you can ignore his comments because he will keep complimenting you until you accept them

-He also repeats a lot of pick up lines but that’s just part of being his partner

-What do you mean you’re worthless?!! He would literally give away all of his books and his hatred for Lucifer in exchange for your well being!

-Satan is possibly the smartest out of all of his brothers, so he uses a tactical approach on this one

-Direct affectionate gestures don’t work on you so he’s gonna be more subtle

-Would slightly hint that you are amazing every time you do something for him, like fetching him a book or something

-“Ah thank you. I don’t know what I would do without you love.”

-He’s a lot smoother than he gives himself credit for

-He just appreciates your existence and that there’s someone out there that he doesn’t need to be act hostile or fake toward

-Satan is ready to sit down and listen to you talk about your insecurities for hours on end

-You would quietly say something bad about yourself and he would run through the House of Lamentation before bursting into the room you are in, shouting ‘No! That’s wrong!’ (going Danganronpa on your asses)

-“Welp, I fucked up again. I can’t do anything right.”

-And then, in the distance you hear boss music starting

Asmo:

-*Shocked Gasp*

-How could you say such things about yourself???? Is that even leGAl?

-Of course, the literally prince of Lust, with all of his narcissism, has never experienced things like ‘self doubt’ of ‘bad self esteem’

-Pfft, the fuck is that?

-He only uses the most positive of words when he describes himself

-So obviously he almost falls off the bed when he hears you insulting yourself for the first time

-But ya know, that would leave bruises on his beautiful skin

-“Oh darling, you’re not annoying or a moron! You’re not anything like Mammon!”

-That was a below belt fatal hit, press f in the chat for the second eldest

-At some point, he just genuinely believes you’ve been spending too much time with Levi and that his negativity started rubbing off on you

-But then you tell him you’ve always been like this and he almost has a crisIS

-He’s like ‘Haha, no, we’re going to get a spa day out tomorrow and a few shopping sprees so I can prove to you that you are magnificent in every way imaginable.’

-Asmo loves pampering you in general but on the days he sees you feeling extra sorry for yourself, he goes above and beyond

-Gets very hurt when you brush off his compliments because he just wants you to accept the fact that you’re beautiful

-He’s like a supportive mom lmao, whenever you’re feeling self doubtful, he goes “You’re doing great sweetie, keep it up I’m really proud of you.”

-It’s up to you to decide whether that helps or not

-He’s such a sweetheart in reality, it’s hard to remember that he’s supposed to be horny all the time

-Well he is but that’s not the point, you’re way more important

-Asmo is so much fun to write cuz I can make him so dramatic it’s hilarious

Beel:

-Oh no :(

-He gets very sad everytime you self deprecate yourself

-You can’t do it with him in the room because he’s going to start crying and give you this kicked puppy stare, it will break your heart

-Beel kinda comes over and goes “If I give you some of my food will you please stop saying bad things about yourself? Because it’s not true.”

-Well you can’t say no to that face

-He feels like it’s his fault you’re this self doubtful even though you’ve tried to explain to him you’ve always been like this

-He goes crying to his twin half the time because he doesn’t know what to do

-“I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to drop it! Fucking hell, I’m such a fucking klutz.”

-“Sniffle no you’re not.”

-He’s like, giving you large portions of his food now

-Because food makes him happy so he wants you to be happy too

-🙂

-His brothers go in shock every time because the only other person Beel has ever shared his food with before was Belphie

-Physical affection goes through the roof with this guy

-Bone crushing hugs btw

-Your self worth is so immeasurable with him, you can’t even measure it

-W h o a

-I’m being serious, don’t talk badly about yourself in front of him unless you want to be hugged into next week

-You are a literal angel in his eyes, of course he thinks highly of you

-He’s just hoping his presence isn’t making your self esteem worse, that’s the thing that keeps him up at night

-Idk why but he does think that he is a bad influence on your mental well being since he’s a demon

-Beel gives you compliments all the time and it confuses him when you laugh them off uncertainly because he wasn’t joking or lying??

-He’s always supportive of your choices and encourages you to be more confident

-The same way you show your support everytime you come to his games to cheer him on

-Overall, he just wants you to feel special and appreciated

-Because you deserve it

-IneedmyselfaBeel

Belphie:

-He feels like absolute shit

-Becuase he’s well aware he‘s called you a few...not so nice words in the past

-Back then, he only thought he meant everything he said but now that he’s hearing you accept his insults and actually repeating them yourself?

-It hurts his brain and he wants to smash his head against all four walls of the room for being such a cretin

-You do tell him it’s not exactly his fault you think so badly of yourself

-But he still believes he fueled it

-So now he needs to fix it

-He’s tried everything and I mean everything

-It’s kinda working, slow progress is made which he’s really happy about but you know, it’s gonna take a while

-He finally settles on physical affection as the best way to communicate his gratefulness for you being youself

-Oh, he wasn’t hugging you before? He is now, get your ass next to him and let him cuddle you

-Handholding has increased by 69% in the last month, sorry for the loss of your right hand with how much he squeezes it

-Sometimes, he can’t help but a throw an insult at you in a playful manner, because he’s an asshole

-But he always makes sure you understand that he was just joking

-He’s such a little shit, you would be having a chat with him and you would subtly drop a insult at yourself hoping he wouldn’t notice

-But then he stops dead in his tracks, kisses you, says “Shut up, you’re stunning” and then he goes right back to the previous conversation like nothing happened

-Accept his compliments damn it otherwise he will continue to bug you about it for the rest of the day

-He’s an eboy and he’s a dickhead a times, but he just goes soft for you tbh

-If you’re feeling really bad about yourself, he won’t even say anything

-He will just big spoon you for the next 24 hours, good luck going to the bathroom or any meals during that time

-Because once you’re in his grip, you’re not getting out that easily

-He gets so pissy if anyone says something even slightly negative about you to your face

-One time, a random demon called you stupid in one of the classes at RAD and he was like ‘bïtch excuse me what?’

-Snapped his head around at him and everything

-He would have done something worse but he was lazy and feeling really petty

-So Belphie kicked him in the privates from under his desk like a damn spoiled brat

-And then he turned his head back to you, all smiles and rainbows and puppies

-I’m simping so hard for a fictional character wtf

-I had to write more protective Belphie cuz I can’t find anything of the sort anymore and I need flUFF

(Haha, I don’t know what this post is, my writing has officially taken a shit lmao. Sorry this took so long to finish, I kept going back to edit all of them)

Al~

#obey me #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me imagines #obey me leviathan #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me satan #⭐️ requests #🌸 comfort #☂️ demon brothers

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beelzegrub · 4 years ago

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The Boys as New Fathers Headcannons/Scenarios

Listen I know everybody does headcannons but I have a lot of thoughts ™ probably part 1 of many tbh

They/Them pronouns but mentions of pregnancy.

Lucifer

Pretends not not be interested in the baby when they’re this little but makes sure to do his fair share anyways.

Diapers don’t bother him.

Makes goofy faces when nobody is around and if you catch him he will deny it.

Has no problem watching the baby on his own. MC can leave their child in his care worry free

If he does start having trouble getting the baby to settle down, he will hold them up to eye level and speak to them like an adult. “Really now, What’s with all this fuss?” And the baby will settle immediately.

If by some chance baby still won’t settle and is particularly fussy, he will put on some music and hold the baby in his arm as he does his work, talking to them occasionally. Even when they eventually falls asleep, he doesn’t put baby down until he has to.

Mammon

At first he’s so afraid to touch the baby, until MC finally just. Slips Baby into his arms

Absolutely terrified for 3 seconds and then immediately he’s in love.

Stares at the baby constantly

His greed for sure extends to his child. If you thought he was clingy with MC whoooo boy

“Hey! What are ya doing with Baby?! Put them down right now! You’re holding em all wrong!” When he catches any of his brothers holding the baby.

Not very good at diaper changes but he tries.

Buys a stupid amount of presents for baby, even though they can’t use them yet.

“Babe, how could I not buy the Lamborghini walker?!”

Leviathan

The birth was particularly hard on him, watching MC in so much pain just to have a baby that’s half of him?? Why would they want that?

Never pictured himself as a father, and has a difficult time adjusting to a life where he isn’t the center of MC’s attention.

“All they do is eat sleep and poop! You like them more than me don’t you?! Of course you do! Look at that face! How could you possibly not love a face like that.”

Levi. He has your face. Oh my god you’re such an idiot I love you so much.

MC at their wits end and running on practically no sleep. How can MC get him to bond with his child?!

Lucifer has had enough and steps in. Silently hands them a package and then takes his leave. MC opens it and facepalms. They really hadn’t thought of this?!

Levi finds MC in their old room (turned nursery) with Baby in their arms, and wearing a tiny little Henry costume. “I didn’t know you were into cosplay..” he says. To the baby. To the newborn baby.

MC tell him Baby is into lots of the same things as he is. He’s half yours, after all.

Something clicks and now Levi refuses to be separated from baby. Sits Baby in their pumpkin seat and talks to them about whatever he’s watching/playing.

Satan

Excited about being a father, but also very nervous. What if he hurts them? Baby is part human.

Reads all the pregnancy and parenting books he can get his hands on. Becomes very confident until baby is born and then all his confidence crumbles.

Thinks he needs to read all those books one more time...

Why is Baby crying so much? Should Baby be crying this much? He needs to check on some things.

MC gets tired of this and snaps at him. Tells him he can read every book available but there’s no such thing as a parenting manual.

MCs anger is enough to tell him something needs to change. He starts trusting his instincts more and realizes his anxiety might have been having an effect on the baby :(

He gets so angry about his shortcomings. Now he’s hurt both MC and his child. This won’t do. This WON’T do. He won’t allow himself to fail. He refuses.

Stops reading parenting books. Buys a truckload of picture books and spends his time learning about HIS baby and not just babies in general. Everyone is happier

Asmodeous

Oh honey. Oh sweetie. Oh darling. MC is giving him and the entire world the greatest gift. Another Asmo!

Spends MCs pregnancy making sure they are taking care of themselves. Buys all the expensive skincare items.

Buys hundreds of outfits for the baby, even after MC tells him they won’t possibly be able to wear them all before they grow out of them.

“Well we’ll just have to change them several times a day! My followers won’t be able to get enough of their cuteness!”

He doesn’t do diapers. Period.

Wants to take Baby out all the time to show them off.

Doesn’t like to be told no, and doesn’t understand why he can’t take a newborn to The Fall? He won’t give them alcohol obvi.

Sneaks Baby out while MC is sleeping and takes them anyways. They go out all over the devildom on a Daddy and Baby adventure. MC wakes up in a panic wondering where their baby has gone, since Asmo didn’t tell anyone and is too busy to answer his phone.

Finally returns home to find MC in pieces, a frantic Beel and Mammon trying to comfort them. Everyone else went out to search for the two of them.

A Hard slap to his beautiful face and a long talk makes him realize he has to start thinking more about MC and baby.

Beelzebub

Probably the most excited of any of the brothers. Family is so important to him, and now he’s made his own 🥺

Baby has his appetite before they are even born. MC could swear they eat almost as much as Beel. He makes sure they are always fed as he doesn’t want MC or his baby feeling hungry. Always bringing MC snacks.

Once baby is born he will hardly leave their side. Has to have a fridge put In his room so he doesn’t have to leave to eat.

Takes his job as Dad VERY seriously. Wants to do everything himself.

Tries to get Belphie involved as much as possible

“Are all babies this cute? I wonder if we were like this when we were little...”

“If I had to choose between never eating Hell’s Kitchen again or having to be apart from them, I’d choose Baby in a heart beat. That’s not even a question.”

Already asking about more kids lmao

“Is there a way to increase chances of multiples..?”

Not subtle 😂

Belphgor

Thinks MC is joking when they tell them they’re expecting. What is he going to do with a baby?

Begrudgingly gets on board when he sees it’s making MC upset (and some pushing from Beel)

When Baby is born he doesn’t immediately form a connection

Kind of indifferent tbh

Walks into the attic one day to find MC and Baby curled up together, sleeping peacefully in his bed.

Hm. Okay. Baby is intriguing...

This baby is the best behaved baby. This child has such a cool temperament. Hardly cries. Sleeps through the hell ouf the house no problem.

“I use Baby as an excuse to get out of whatever thing Lucifer is trying to get me to do. It’s great.”

How quickly he went from indifference to adoration. This baby is always in his arms. Just vibing.

“Belphie, could you-“

“Sorry, Baby is crying.” While holding baby. Who is stoic and silent. Turns around and leaves anyways.

Thanks for reading!! Should undo the side characters next? 🤔

#obey me #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #pregnancy tw #baby #the brothers as fathers #fatherhood au

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l3viat8an · 2 years ago

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Not a request) Okay, hear me out... gender reveals-

Imagine Poly MC, and the brothers are having a baby shower for new baby! (We'll make it a safe one and not a crazy one)Something like a wardrobe filled with pink or blue clothes. Anyway, MC has already had 6 kids, and all of them are boys. Everyone is having fun. Family and friends are there. Oh, it's time? Okay, let's see baby boy number 7!!

....... wait, why is it all pink?-

Oh, the sheer panic on everyone's faces!! Lucifer is already planning how to keep boys(or whoever they see romantically)away, Mammon thinking about how to handle being a girl dad, Levi is already coming up with family cosplay ideas, Satan ready to throw hands at anyone who looks at her wrong, Asmo is ready to spend even more money the princess, Beel and Belphie are just so happy/scared on everything and anything, and their sons? Ready to protect baby at all costs because that is their sister(headcannon they somewhat got that protective side due to the demon bois losing lillith.)

- Anon 🦐

As long as it’s silly and safe gender reveals really are adorable and fun!! (i’ve got a huge family I’ve been to a bunch lmao)

You can almost see the gears turning in Lucifer’s and Mammon’s head, boys they’re good with boy. Now there’s a girl?? Fuck- definitely going to be researching and googling shit like “How to be a good girl dad?” & “Girl dad after 6 boys. What to know?”

Levi is surprisingly a little less stressed, he’s already done better with 6 boys then he thought he would, a girl can’t be that hard. Now he just need the perfect family cosplay!!-

Satan & Imo Belphie are already planning how to scare off possible ‘dates’ their daughter is already too good for just any random person! They have to prepare.

Asmo is having the time of his life, planning and thinking of all the cute dresses he can make and design just for his little girl! (Ofc if the boys are ever interested he would make one for them too!!) But a new baby girl will be so much fun!!!

Beel is already explaining to the sons how important it is to keep their baby sister safe. The dads can’t be around them 24/7 (they try. But can’t.) so it’ll be up to the boys sometimes.

#🦐 anon!#ro rambles #obey me!#obey me #obmswd #om!#obey me demon dads #obmswd demon dads #obey me fan kids #obey me kids #obmswd fan kids #obmswd kids #om! demon dads #om! fan kids #om! kids

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randomshenaniganery · 3 years ago

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If I somehow got into Obey me! Shall We Date part 2

Me and Levi while videoing Solomon: I wanna be the very best like no one ever was, to catch them is my real test to train them is my caUSe. My whole life was meant for this gonna show the wORLLD!!

M: Horny bastard literally and figuratively

M: So like for science do you have complete control over that tail? The fandom deems this as important knowledge

M: BARBATOS PLEASE COSPLAY AS SEBASTIAN MICHAELIS-yeah I know I call you him a lot but like PLEASE

M: Kuya from Ayakashi Romance Reborn is just what happens if you smush Beel and Belphie into one person

M: Beel... Look at your wings... They’re tiny... If you can actually fly I will single handedly try to murder God.

M: I don’t understand why you’re mad with all these pregnant jokes, I MEAN YOU GUYS TOLD ME THIS INFORMATION and think that I won’t use it????

M: Heaven is pretty controversial not gonna lie

M: Luke you are a baby not just cause your smol but because you think like a baby

M: HEY remember what I said about racism? Knock it off

M: Why do you like me? Like honestly just WHy

M: LMAo who thought that leaving me alive was a good idea

M: Levi I blame you for making me say LMAo outloud I used to only say lol or IDK

M: I do have a least favorite brother but I’m not telling who because it would cause the same problems saying who my favorite brother is

M: YOU FAKE MOTHERFUCKERs

M: Sometimes I think I’m more of a demon than you guys are

M: I made a meme I think I’m going to die after this but I’m going to be very proud about dying and then I’ll see you later cause bitches know I’m going to end up in hell anyway

M: Is this real life? or is this fantasy?

Me and Levi still videoing Solomon but now we’re all dancing and singing: Gotta catch’em all-gotta catch’em ALL POKEMON

M: Satan for confirmation are you or are you not a furry? wait no put that knife down-

M: Beel please be my model for this drawing I have thanksiloveyoubye

M: Beel is definitely in my top three faves list you just have to figure out WHERe he is in that list

M: Levi I fucking told you to stop GATEKEEPing

M: What the fuck are you listening to Lucifer

M: I legit can’t listen to 40% of the songs I have in my playlist because they mention demons and I’m too embarrassed to listen to them now

M: Levi please let me sleep in your tub it honest to God looks so comfy-stop making faces when I mention God you KNOW that I’m atheist

M: Asmo hi please do my nails idk self care who dat bitch

M: ugh I have feelings and I HATE It

M: Am I a kuudere or a tsundere? I can’t tell but if it’s the latter I’m going to commit sui-wait no I’ll still end up in hell FUCK

M: I would never kiss anyone oh you’ll pay me? YOu never said where bitch-

M: I’m not greedy I’m just broke

M: See mammon gets it

M: Levi if you pay me I will draw Henry for you

M: Oh my god I’m henry

M: Diavolo please let me adopt the giant snake in your labyrinth

M: Solomon I’m going to carefully watch you while you cook so that I can understand on what level can you fuck up food so bad

M: OH MY GOD ITS ALIVE

M: If I ate that apple I’m going to kill my clone because there can only be one

M: I really think that I’m more demon than you guys are

M: Mass murder isn’t wrong if it’s in the name of God says the bible-stop it Luke I’m making a joke

M: Simeon tell me on what level of friendship do I get to call Lucifer Lucy

M: Satan there is literally no way for me to give you a new nickname

M: the angrier you get the more like Lucifer you sound so-HEY DON”T FLIP THE TABLE MY ONION RINGS

M: Belphie if you want humanity to die just make them all so lazy no one will ever get up

M: I swear to God that I will not wake up the demon king-okay fine mentioning God’s name doesn’t actually make it more sincere fucking-

M: if any of you look at my reddit history its either I die or you die

M: Bleach is a very powerful weapon

M: Who the fuck designed your demon clothes

M: God is kinky confirmed

M: I want humans to know the existance of demons but I also don’t want Diavolo to be exposed to the horny ones-no I did not mean that literally

M: I know he’s supposed to be the Prince of Hell but I can’t stop visualizing him as a cuddly large demon teddy bear

M: I’m so mad that there aren’t that many stray cats in devildom What’s the fuck point

M: Barbatos if I give you a recipe will you finally answer that question about being a sadist or a masochist? No? goddamit

M: I was going to say goddamn you but clearly he already has

M: I’m going to contact a family therapist

M: Beel please carry me I want to feel tall for once

M: My neck hurts from looking at all of you

M: Belphie move over or I will crush you that’s my sleeping spot-yeah I know that’s Beel’s lap THAT’s THE WHOLE POINT

M: I am constantly in a state of surppressed rage so how do I feel satan?

M: I can’t take you seriously your name is Satan

M: heh-no I do not look like Barbatos shut the fuck up

M: I totally did not draw Lucifer in a comprimising position and sold it online

M: Hi mammon it’s pretty high up huh?

M: Beel I won’t tell anyone if you share that pizza with me

M: it’s not bribery if its not money-that doesn’t work? fuck

M: My type is literally anyone who isn’t human so ya know sorry solomon

M: god made demons and decided that evil was an aesthetic

M: I know I sang and Satan will tear you limb from limb but I swear I just forgot about the lyrics and not that I actually think nah no I think you’ll actually do that I’m not apologizing for shit

M: I’m so nice, I’m a family therapist for free. You motherfuckers better fucking pay me

M: technically I can call the cops any time since you did kidnap me

M: Oh my god the dads are coming * after seeing lucifer and diavolo walk up *

M: Diavolo don’t avoid the question who. is. the. top???

M: Levi I know you know what Archive of our Own is don’t lie to me

M: Every time I see Cerberus I have the urge to climb the highest thing in the vacinity

M: I love Hades but saying that here would just incriminate me and I don’t want to boost Lucifer’s ego

M: Lucifer as an angel I feel like he would be even more obnoxious what? nO put that ROPE DOWN NO KINKY TODAY-

M: * first time seeing asmo* are you gay or european?

M: My life is constantly referencing memes

M: Solomon’s theme song is pokemon we’ve already decided on that

M: CREEPER AW MAN-

M: I don’t want you guys to sing because I will physically combust

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