#Because brand was like “if straight up gamer dudes can’t beat it”

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In honor of Chaos Theory tomorrow do you guys ever wonder what would’ve happened if, instead of Darius, some grown ass twitch streamer gamer guy beat the game first. Like would he go to camp 😭😭

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Nasty shiggy playing video games with his captive hc

Okay, you asked for it. I’m not responsible for what’s about to go down here. All the usual trigger warnings for dubcon and noncon ahead. You guys know the deal already. 

Alright, so for starters, we all know this dude is a total nerd. I know some folks don’t believe that he hangs around playing video games for hours on end pre-Kamino disaster, but for the sake of this ask and my lust, we’re going to pretend he does. 

Shigaraki is kind of a jack of all trades when it comes to gaming. His steam account has more games on it than he could possibly ever play in a lifetime, but he likes to have them regardless because he never knows where his whims are going to take him. He enjoys extreme turn based strategy for when he wants to feel intelligent (or smarter than other people at dominating), sandbox games for when he feels like running around and causing general mayhem, hack and slash for mindless slaughter, online for the rare times he feels like being cooperative, etc. Sometimes he plays those stupid shock value games that only exist to be controversial, sometimes he plays horror just to say ‘fuck you’ to the developer because he can sit through the whole thing with a straight face and steady 70 bpm. 

He’s good. He’s very good. He’s a quick thinker and gets the hang of things very quickly. There’s not very many games out there that he can’t beat with relative ease, and those ones are usually ones he just flat out doesn’t enjoy. 

When Shigaraki takes his beloved and spirits them away to his room, it’s very quickly apparent that he’s a nasty little gamer boy. If you’ve ever met a nasty little gamer boy, this adds a whole new level of terror to the “Oh God I’ve been kidnapped” factor by way of “Oh God I’ve been kidnapped by one of those guys”. 

Eventually he’s gunna get sick of you just sitting there watching him play (more accurately, desperately thinking of an escape plan while he clicks and taps away). He likes it at first because in a twisted way, he wants to impress you with his skill, but he’s a nasty little shithead who wants to watch you squirm, and the closer you are to him, the more you squirm. 

He’s not going to tease you, at least at first. He’s going to watch and see how quickly you can acclimate yourself to the situation.

 If you’re new to gaming or just don’t like it, prepare to be miserable. 

He’s a jerk. There’s no way around it. He’s going to throw you into the thick of things with your Level 1 character, not teach you shit about how to play, and when you inevitably die, he’s going to give you the side-eye and say “What do you want me to do about it? It’s not my fault you’re useless.” 

In that same breath, he won’t let you quit. He’s going to resurrect you, sure, but he’s going to make it very plain that you ‘owe’ him for every single gold he spends doing it before the level ends.

Eventually he’s going to grow bored of watching you frantically try and learn the keys and shortcuts and dying every 3 minutes like clockwork, so he’ll put on a training ground level for you.

Sounds nice, right? He’s trying? He’s not. 

He’s going to pull you over into his chair and situate you on his lap nice and inappropriate. His legs spread just so, your ass pressed firm against the crotch of his jeans so that every single time you jostle even a little bit, you can feel exactly why he wanted you there. You’re separated from his hardening cock by literally less than a centimeter of threadbare fabric and he wants you to know that. 

As you try and focus on learning just what in the hell it is you’re supposed to be doing, he’s going to be whispering in your ear the whole time, chest flush against your back and occasionally rutting his lower body into you under the guise of ‘readjusting’. 

“That’s right.” “Just like that.” “Good girl.” “Do it faster.” “See what happens when you listen to me?” “Don’t stop doing that.” “See? Isn’t this fun?” “Keep doing that and you just might live through this.”

Loading screens become the bane of your existence because not only can you see your pathetic, flushed face, but you can see the way he’s leering from behind you. That manic face of his, heavy lidded, mouth agape, eyes glazed, reeking of licentiousness and the barely corralled urge to bend you over the desk. It’s only a matter of time and you know that, but that doesn’t mean you need the reminder.

It doesn’t really matter how good your clumsy little fingers get at the controls. He’s going to belittle you regardless. Anytime you get remotely comfortable with what you’re doing, he’s going to drag you into harder and harder areas just to watch you drown in inexperience. 

Eventually he’s going to get bored of torturing you and watching you fail. As funny as it is to see how stressed out you get trying like hell to keep your head above water with him, he hasn’t forgotten the main reason be brought you here. 

He’ll pull you off his gaming chair and chuck you onto his bed, leering over you and taunting you with that playful lilt to his tone. 

“You suck at video games. Maybe you’d be better at something else.”

He’s in for a surprise if you’re a gamer yourself, though you are arguably no better off with him even if you are. 

It’s a bit of a shock to him when you take immediately to the controls like you already know what you’re doing. If you’re feeling bold, you can ask if he’ll allow you to import your character so you don’t have to start from scratch, but chances are he’s not that generous. 

Still, you’re good enough at what you’re doing to be able to keep up with him so long as you let him do most of the tanking on heavy hitter enemies. He leaves behind the powerful armor and you’re grateful, even if you know it’s not because he wants you to have it but more because he doesn’t need it himself. 

Believe it or not, he’s actually pretty psyched to have someone to play with at first. He certainly wasn’t expecting to be pleasantly surprised by kidnapping someone who is equally skilled in gaming, but it’s nice that he has something in common with you other than wanting to fuck you into the mattress. He can’t do that all the time so it’s good to know there will be something he can enjoy during the down time. 

Eventually he’s going to kick things up a notch and fight you one on one. You have pretty much no chance at winning against him with his hyper-powered character versus your brand new one, but you’ll put up one hell of a fight.

“Hey, you’re pretty good at that.” “Skilled at it huh? You probably have a lot of practice.” “Don’t let me get you on your back, now.” “Stop struggling.” “Aw, are you gunna cry?” “You look good beneath me.” “Don’t make me put you in your place.” “The way you’re playing, I’m starting to think you like it when I dominate you.” 

It’s inevitable that you’ll lose. Truth be told, you could play a lot better without his thinly veiled suggestive remarks, and you’re certain he knows that. He doesn’t miss the look on your face, filing it away for later. 

After he’s beaten you down enough, he’s going to just watch you play with unnerving intensity. It’s hard to focus when you can literally almost feel him ogling you, but you do your best. Though even as his cock is straining against his jeans, he’s still an insufferable know-it-all at gaming. You’re not sure which is more unnerving: the fact that he’s constantly bashing your build and belittling your strategy, or the fact he’s completely shameless in being openly lewd when he does it. 

Still, Tomura is a man of action, and sitting and watching doesn’t do much for him. After a bit, he’ll tell you to log out and pat the seat beside him on the messy bed. Stall all you want, but eventually you will end up doing what he wants, and you know as well as he does what’s coming next, and if you didn’t, the fact he’s undoing his zipper with that heinous smile spreading across his face would clue you in real fast. 

“You’re pretty good at games. That’s good. But I wanna see if you’re as good at other things now.”

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well. that was it.

**spoilers for prompocalypse  part 2**

Y'all this is it. The end-end. The last recap, at least for Fantasy High.

I honestly could have gotten this up yesterday but I wanted to give myself a hot sec before it was really over. 

But, no way out but through. Let’s get to it. 

We start back up right where we left off with no break in between. Cast still freaking, Brennan still gaping. 

“What the Fuck.” –Brennan 2019

Anyway, Kristen once again appears in corn heaven and she’s very not chill about it. Been there, done that, got the t-shirt. On the plus side, she runs into Doreen in heaven who is young and hot again (which I’m sure Fig would appreciate knowing) and also apologizes for her traumatizing speech to Adaine during her death.

Helio playing beer pong. I wonder if that was always a facet of his personality or if Brennan just decided to yes-and all of Ally’s suggestions of him being a frat bro.

The angels being like, “Please be nice to God. He’s our dad,” was kinda adorable. 

“Why are you dressed like a weird stripper?”/“It’s too hot in here. He’s the sun!”

So while the gang has been living out Breakfast Club + Stranger Things, Aguefort has been Weekend and Bernie’s-ing Heaven apparently. I want to say wild, but tbh that’s pretty on brand for him. The wild part is that he was able to knock out GOD. Like, how even?

Aguefort tells Kristen that Sol is one god of many and she says, “Cool, I always thought that,” as if this is new information but, living in a D&D world, shouldn’t she definitively know that already? Like, the gods in fantasy worlds are pretty blatant about letting their presence be known and there are clerics/paladins who aren’t Heleoic but still have powers. 

OK I have a bone to pick with Ms. Kristen Applebees. You get a chance to talk to the primordial source of all divine power and magic and you (1) ask who you’re allowed to bone and (2) create a TERRIBLE god. Just truly TRASH. She created a reaction gif god. It’s not even a physical representation of the concept. Like, I thought she meant something like Yass from Wreck it Ralph 2 but no. Just a literal Yes! Like, you can trash talk Helio when you come up with something better, girl. Also, wild that you can just…walk into a room and do that. Like you have to knock out Sol first but still. Wild.

“You’ve created a new deity and already you’re fed up with it. I would say that’s par for the course.”

I low key thought Kristen was going to get the option to deify herself. I think because I had just rewatched The Gamers: Dorkness Rising and that figures in to the plot. But, thinking about it, she wouldn’t have gone for that I don’t think.

Aguefort flipping out at Kristen saying that friendship is the greatest magic of all, and rightfully so. That’s BS.

Since when does Kristen have dog tags?

Anyway, as we all suspected, the chronomancy line from episode 1 wasn’t a random line of dialogue, it was a chekhov’s gun. 

I mentioned this in an earlier post. Brennan didn’t seem too concerned that the party was wiping and I think this is why. I think he had two paths for this fight to take. In one, Riz successfully rolled for police and like 6 helpful NPCs plus his mom show up. That’s enough to beat the dragon without dying and Aguefort shows up having Die Hard-ed his way out of heaven. In the other, Kristen dies, goes to heaven, and basically that same series of events happens. Chronomancy saves the day. I think he was shocked because the roll dovetailed so perfectly with the story beat. 

“Is Arthur Aguefort black? Hell yes. My brotha.” Gonna be honest, I basically had that same reaction when they showed his character portrait in ep 1.

Kristen and Arthur jump back into the battle and Arthur gets possessed by Mr. Gibbons. I guess he’s just been hanging around as a ghost this whole time? Because this seems to lend credence to the theory that that’s who possessed Fig in the arcade but didn’t we see him go to the afterlife (which, I have a question about that too later). But I feel like that must have been Brennan’s way of sidelining him for the fight so they didn’t have like a level 20 wizard making it too easy.

“Oh, and Jawbone!” Murph loses it. 

Jawbone stuck in Goldenhoard’s mouth like that meme of the dog smiling, stuck in a fence.

Gorthalax is like, “I don’t feel great sleeping next to this dude.” Fig meanwhile is all, “I wanna sleep between his legs.” She says this at least twice. 

So everyone just have a freaking picnic and takes a nap in the middle of this fight. Can’t say I saw that coming exactly.

Fabian tries to stab Dayne, who is already dead, during the time stop.

“What the fuck do they teach you at this school?”

“Are you talking about the time thing or–”/“Yeah Gorgug! The time thing!.”

“We’re gonna kill this motherfucker, sweetie.”

I love Sklonda so much.

Jawbone is a salad guy.

OK so I know people were shipping Sklonda and Gilear and it was like, “But how would that work with the height difference?” so Brennan, the absolute madman, decides to pair her with the GIANT DEMON???

Adaine about Gilear: Cucked again.

Everyone treating the DRAGON like a JUNGLE GYM.

“It’s basically Jeb Bush’s Campaign.” Ally, with the fury of 1000 suns: EXCUSE ME?

“I bless, [Riz], your mom, and [Fabian.] Are you the only ones with vendettas?”

“I think we’re all pretty blessed.” Gorgug/Zac is so good.

Adaine, who has all the wisdom and intelligence points of the entire party at the moment: You need to stay safe because the reason that we died is that you died. 

The shot that shows everyone on the giant dragon and then the foreground fuzzes out and shows Adaine a safe distance away in the background is hilarious. 

Ice guitar pick. Sweet.

Yeah, Siobhan really shoulda got healing potions out of her jacket, not the freaking wand. Hilarious. The only thing helpful about that was it hinted he was vulnerable to frost damage which they could have guessed. 

I wonder what Brennan had in his notes about the freaking city in Adaine’s jacket. It’s wild they weren’t more curious about that.

I low key loved Emily buffing Murph the whole fight.

“Hell yes Sklonda!”

Ragh: Giving a gay pride speech./Adaine, who doesn’t want to get knocked out again: STAB HIM IN THE DICK DUDE.

And, speaking of, OWWW.

Fig shapeshifting to Dayne. The hell Emily!

And another eye gouging.

Fabian is incapable of doing a single thing without doing some ridiculous parkour stunt first. 

Kristen,not twenty minutes after Riz said it would be crazy to go inside the dragon: Can I climb inside the dragon’s mouth? (Adaine: KRISTEN!)

Gorgug saving Skonda and Riz going, “Thanks for saving my mom!” from across the room.

Brennan is narrating the epic final battle and what cool thing everyone is doing and Kristen is just being digested. 

Riz was my second choice for the coup de grace until it turned out that Kal ate his dad and then he was my first choice. Riz!!!!

What a badass moment for him. The image of him casting a shadow on the wall is super dope.

Everyone flipping off Kal as he dies.

Riz and Sklonda are making dragon casserole bay-bee! 

MURPH FAILS WITH BARDIC INSPIRATION AND BLESS AT A 12 DC.

Aguefort. What a chaos monster.

“I fucked that bird! It is my paramour!”

Hold up, hold up, hold up. Did Kristen’s freaking Yes god kick Sol out of his own freaking heaven? WHAT?

I love that what Adaine got out of this experience was, “Wait, so my powers are bullshit?”

“Everything in this world is bullshit, Ms. Abernant.” Preach.

“So is the sun just a yes now?”/“Maybe.”

Literally 6 cop NPCs. Like they all seem like they’re morons but I’m sure it would have helped!

“Fuck it dude, it’s worth asking.”

“Are you my dad?”/“I was about to ask you the very same thing.”/“What?”

“TAKE HIS EYE. CUT OUT HIS EYE. YOU WANT ME TO BITE IT OUT FOR YOU?”

Brennan really likes the word bud.

Freak the fuck out all the time and just fuck things up. 

They got their ice cream later! And Adaine says thank you to Basrar, even though he’s not even there.

Adaine as the 7 freed maidens (way to go Sandra-Lynn) are re-killing Goldenhoard: Us and them are the only good students.

Gorgug’s nat20! What a WILD time for the dice to give that to him.

“You gotta ask. I ask everyone if they’re my dad.”

Gorgug’s dad (Gorbag) has just as low an intelligence score as his son. It’s hilarious but also sweet.

THE VULTURE

I thought that Digby and WIlma just found Gorgug in the woods? Maybe I’m not remembering right. I would guess that was their version of the stork story but they straight up told him what docking was so…

“Do any other federal agents want to step to Arthur Aguefort on the grounds of his school?”

The Aguefort way!

I wonder what Sam has to say about her former BFF selling her out like that and also getting murdered.

It seems like Gorgug was put on the guest list for hell by accident (his relieved reaction was adorable) but I thought that was orc heaven?

Interesting Gorthalax still has pull in hell when he’s a high school coach now.

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

How did he watch the fight? Do they have pay per view in hell?

“I doubt Cathilda will end up here.”

Bill is just such a maniac. I love him so much. I wanna say I can’t believe that killing the devil dril tweet was serious but I can. It’s Bill.

Bill and Fabian having a casual convo in HELL.

Oh my God, Fabian’s mom stabbed Bill’s eye out and he proposed on the spot. No wonder Fabian is so into Aelwen. It’s in his DNA.

What a dope ship.

I can’t believe Emily tricked me into thinking that her end speech wasn’t in service to some nonsense. She held it together for so long but I should have known bc it’s EMILY.

“Young lady, I have no idea who that is and I’m telling you right now yes. I will make whoever that person is vice principal.”

Adaine: Uhhhh….we should find Zayn.

Aww, Zayn’s parents were also terrible elves. 

Unwanted Wingwoman Kristen Applebees

lol at Adaine casting Ray of Sickness on everyone suggesting she date ghost Zayne. Great callbacks to the early eps all around. 

Don’t @ me, but Adaine w/ a ghost boyfriend who also had terrible elf parents might be kinda sick.

“Tomorrow, we’re gonna start training you on how to actually swordfight.” Uhhh, I kinda love Fabian’s mom now?

She literally hasn’t been sober in 15 years. Icon.

“I didn’t know you spoke Tornado.”

Siobhan’s late season tendency to just flip things/people off is hilarious.

Wild that Adaine’s parents just legit DITCHED her that hard and she was like, f ‘em. Clean break.

“She’s helping me spread something.”

Gorgug has so many friends now!!!!!

Lol, Fabian’s whole journey has just been about becoming captain of the Owlbears.

Riz got his PI License. 

Lou and Fabian immediately being so mad at the idea of his mom (Hallariel?) getting with Gilear. Emily/Fig having an equal but opposite reaction. 

“Mama, I will kill this man.”/“I’ll kill you first, it’s not up to you.”

Sandra-Lynn gets with Jawbone. Did Brennan just roll to pair up everyone?

Also, the group is almost all related or quasi-related now. Gorthalax got with Sklonda which makes Fig and Riz sorta siblings. Gilear got with Hallariel making Fig and Fabian sorta siblings. Jawbone sorta adopted Adaine and he got with Sandra-Lynn, again making Adaine kinda siblings with Fig. Plus Fig claimed Gorgug as a sibling a lot of eps ago and if Kristen sticks with Tracker then she’ll marry into this mess. Crazy!

Fabian totally dipping on the sequel hook because he’s gonna be busy trying to break Aelwen out of jail.

I’ve been keeping up with the fanart but there was some in here I hadn’t seen and it was super dope!

I’m so glad we had the after epilogue-epilogue. It was a very nice send-off.

Adaine using her oracle authority to get Zayn back into school! She’s so good. 

Lol and she helped Basrar so he can grant other wishes. I love that this is the NPC that she decided she was going all in for.

Riz and Adaine join AV club! Idk why I love that detail.

Riz cutting off Adaine’s very good question about her jacket w/ his PI talk.

“They’re our rivals.”/“Into it.”

“Is ‘The Ball’ not your real name?” I love Fabian so much.

Zac doing Gorgug’s excited crack-y teenage voice when he’s just concentrating on that and not playing the game is so adorable. He’s just so sweet and enthusiastic and a good kid.

“Guess that tin flower worked, huh?” I cry.

I love that Gorgug’s happy ending is basically just that he has friends now. And that’s literally all he wanted starting out. 

“FIG! GO TO BARD CLASS!”

Aww, Ragh and Gorgug are friends now.

I knew it! I at some point pitched the idea of Ragh ending up with one of the AV guys so he would be w/ someone who had enough intelligence to keep him from dying and I’m 90% sure it’s somewhere on my blog but I can’t be bothered to find it right now. But anyway, he’s in the lgbt club w/ Ragh and Kristen so it’s def a possibility! 

“My bitch sister? Don’t you fucking dare.” (lol, if that happens then the group will be even more related)

Fabian considering recruiting the Cubbys for his rescue attempt of Aelwen.

“Gilear!” I love that Fig loves Gilear now but still calls him by his first name.

And that was Fantasy High! 

I have at least two more posts in the hopper: And epilogue retrospective type deal and also the official JQ37 ranking of all the adults in Fantasy High.

Thanks for sticking with me this far you guys. I can’t draw to save my life and I don’t really do fic so this is the one little way I can contribute to this thing I love so much. 

It’s been real and I’ll see you all soon for an epilogue because, no surprise, I have more things to say. 

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GAMERS! Episode 06

Alright, now that the cat has finally settled down, I can actually make use of my hands for something other than delivering pettings. It’s GAMERS!, episode 06! Here we GO!

-DAY 06: Gamers and Wipeout “Game Over”

-We begin immediately, with Chiaki and Tasuku in that same cafe. It must be right by the school or somethin’. But he’s managed to drag her in and explain what she saw, which might in fact be, drumroll please…THE FIRST USE OF ACTUAL WORDS TO RESOLVE A PROBLEM IN THE STORY! Congratulations, Tasuku! For your managing to actually cut a problem off at the knees thanks to honest and earnest communication, you get a chance at the mystery doors! What will be behind the door you choose? Will it be a wholesome and fulfilling relationship with an Aguri who is more honest with herself of who she is? Will it be continued madness and romantic conspiracy-walls from all the other problems in your life? Or will it be a BRAND, NEW, CAR! Let’s find out.

-Anyways, Tasuku is also realizing, here he is hanging out with Chiaki instead of, you know, his girlfriend. The universe is cruel. And that’s when Chiaki sympathizes, grumbling about how a jerk like Keita got this super cute girlfriend. Yeah, he…Wait what? And the way he had to rub it in her face the other day! Are you sure it wasn’t just…You know what, change the subject. So about just Keita—

-“I hope he gets on a helicopter built by Capcom.”

-WOW.

-Just…

-Fuck.

-Okay, different subject entirely. What’s your read on Karen, miss gamer blonde herself? And also that’s when Keita and Aguri slink by with their faces covered by their schoolbags. Chiaki is confused by the entire question, because honestly, she barely knows the girl, but she can see that she’s on a totally different level from Chiaki herself…Jeez, it’s like dealing with a Keita from the mirror world. You three have serious shit to sort out. Oh and Aguri and Keita have slipped into the next booth over to listen and spy on this relationship.

-And then Chiaki ends up flipping the question around, trying to see what Tasuku thinks about Karen! Well…She’s pretty impressive. Flawless, even. (Until you get to know her and see how bad her crush on Keita has broken her. It’s like poking a faberge egg.) But Chiaki realizes, oh god, of course! You have a thing for her! God, she can never beat that…

-Whoa, hey, pick yourself up. You’re not human garbage, you’ve got plenty to offer the right guy…He even gives her a head pat, which she only manages to react to belatedly, with a total panic, as Tasuku apologizes. The girls he spends time around are the super clingy forward types who usually want that sort of thing…And Chiaki, too confused to do anything, has to fleeeeee! Tasuku has to pay so he can chase after her…

-While Keita is panicking inside and Aguri just…Oh, poor Aguri. She’s totally checked out and shut her brain down. So, uh, Tasuku didn’t pick the right mystery door. At all. He picked the bad one. And then bulldozed the set. So Keita is panicking because he heard more than enough to know that Tasuku is two-timing Aguri…And Aguri is…Um…She’s just rambling out the Konami Code over and over again, which I think means she needs to be rebooted. Quick, where’s her power button?

-Cut to a clear blue sky. Aguri has recovered enough, as the two try to figure out what to do going forward while they actually get drinks…With her suspicions seemingly confirmed, Aguri has to figure out how she even wants to progress. She still loves the idiot, even with her heart having just been broken…But she doesn’t even know if she wants to try and salvage that relationship, right now. So, okay! Deep breath! Focus on a problem they can actually fix! Namely, Keita and Karen. That’s something she can actually make progress on. What have you been doing to work towards asking her out, Keita?

-…Um…Well…You see…The answer to that is…

-Do you have any idea how hard she had to work to get Tasuku? This won’t be easy, you know! Keita quietly reminds himself that Tasuku sure as hell didn’t prove to be worth all that effort for her. SHE HEARD THAT YOU FUCK

-But, okay, her point is it’s not just about self improvement. It doesn’t matter how strong or fast or learned or stylish you are, you’ve got to be forward! This isn’t a game where you can just lean on your stats! This is real life, and relationships are more complex than that. One plus one doesn’t just add up to two. It adds up to LOVE! So in case you were wondering, yes, Aguri is exactly as much of a dumb teenage idiot as all the others, she is just a slightly different variety of dumb teenage idiot. Oh, you poor sweet children.

-From Keita’s read, though, he needs to be friends with Karen first…Hell, he needs to even be noticed by her as more than just recruitment material! (Oh if only you knew) Well you only get to either of those by being bold and forward! You want to get somewhere, you gotta make that first step! He knows, he just…It’s…Well how did you confess to Tasuku?

-And Aguri gets all blushy and gushy. You wanna know? You really wanna knowwww? Ohhh man! She’ll tell you everything! …She just straight up asked him. She did the whole new look thing first since she heard rumors he was into the bubbly ditzy thing, but in the end…You just gotta be direct! The truth of the heart is rarely so complicated. You can do it. She believes in you!

-And Keita starts to get a fire in his belly, as he decides he’s got nothing to lose! He’s going to do it! He’s going to talk to Karen tomorrow, and befriend her or die trying! HELL YEAH! Chase your happiness, dude! They clasp hands in triumph, as all of the other patrons of this cafe wish this pair would quit fucking coming here.

-Over to Karen having to let a whole series of guys down. All of whom are…Not having good times with it, as she’s getting more and more blunt with her answers, too.

-To the game club, where Eiichi’s noticed how brutal she’s getting with her answers. He can’t help but wonder if something’s shifting her focus. WHAT WHERE WOULD YOU GET THAT IDEA…But he also thinks that Karen tends to always kind of keep her guard up. Maybe she wouldn’t come off so harshly if she was a little more open and honest and let the armor down? Otherwise, as he mumbles to himself, he sees no way she’s ever gonna get Keita to notice her as a woman…What was that? Oh, nothing!

-Over to Keita’s place, where he’s playing Golden Memories…And his character fucking ditches the Karen type when some thugs grab her up. Wow. Wwwwww. You earned that Bad End, you sure did. You were so close, too! He wonders if it just proves he’s totally incompatible with the rich idol type…

-And that’s when he notices he’s got some texts! One from Aguri, wishing him well and reminding him to get some sleep! Tossing and turning all night will just mean he doesn’t have the energy or vibrancy to tackle this head-on. And don’t stay up all night gaming, either! Ouch.

-And the other messages? From Tasuku, who heard that he’s finally going after Karen, and wants to offer Keita some backup so it works out, and Keita will get some serious respect if it all works! Or, you know, derision and mockery if she still shuts him down, lulz. And Keita is about ready to tell him off, but, no, deep breath. Tasuku might be a dickhead, but he’s still trying to help him, right? Oh and then Mono-san sends him a game message to get fired up about the in-game event tomorrow…Keita can’t help but feel that Mono-san is a kindred spirit, someone he can understand, a shy and awkward soul…Who, in their own way, is rooting for him too.

-And he decides one last round at Golden Memories. As he begins to think…What if the answer isn’t to neglect the others and focus on Flora, the rich idol type who looks like Karen…What if the answer is that Flora only likes the kind of guy who treats them all right? That’s unusual…But as he barrels through the choices, focusing on everyone’s happiness…He gets the Good End, with Flora leaping into the hero’s arms, having fallen for his kind and gentle heart!

-That’s the real answer! You’ve got to treat everyone right…You’ve got to stand by your friends who’ve looked out for you! Even if this doesn’t work, he’s learned a true and profound lesson in life!

-Commercial break!

-And we’re back! It’s the next day in class, and Tasuku’s old stylish friends want to know what the FUCK he’s managed to do to that little nerd that he’s going to try and ask out the hottest girl in school! Leave him beeeeeeeee. Also he secretly spread that rumor around in the first place. You know, every time Tasuku gets that face, it means something is about to get worse. Even Keita is starting to hear the rumors, and getting nervous…

-As they end up having a bit of a confrontation when they both step out to the bathroom. Tasuku realizes Keita might be angry, and tries to save some face with an apology…But, listen, he’s trying to help you out, too. Think about it. You and Karen get together as friends. What are people going to think when they see you two together? That you’re a couple. You want people to know the score. And the kind of people who will spread it around so it becomes known knowledge! So, where is the best time to ensure people see the results?

-…Their classroom, right after the last bell, when tons of people are still hanging around, including Tasuku’s gossip friends! Now you get it. Shit, that all DOES make sense! Keita can use this!

-Cut over to Aguri’s class, where she’s trying to map out the insane relationship chart that her life now includes, and figure out how to thread the needle on this…And how to deal with Chiaki. She’s the real problem. If Chiaki wasn’t involved, it’d all be easy, because the only other girl in the picture would be Karen, who Keita likes, and so if they got together, it’d take her off the menu and let Aguri keep Tasuku all for herself. It’d all line up. But, there IS Chiaki. Who Keita insists he hates but is clearly closer to than he’s willing to admit. And who clearly likes Tasuku. And who Tasuku, from all the data Aguri has, likes in turn. Chiaki is the monkey wrench in the works. But since she can’t Plan C this girl, how the hell can she solve the problem?!

-Hell, she can’t even manage to write that Tasuku likes her without having a freakout…Made worse because Chiaki reminds her so much of her old self! Her dark days, before she could manage to ask Tasuku out! Aaaargh! Bye bye, relationship chart.

-Wait, wait…The whole thing Keita’s doing after school. Tasuku will be there…She can use that! She can get his feelings, and bring his eyes back to her!

-Cut to Chiaki, who has heard the rumors and is trying to figure out what this will all mean…She would swear before a court of law that Keita’s dating this Aguri girl…Except, she’s also heard that Tasuku is dating a girl with the same name. Sisters? Or the same girl? Would Keita really steal a girl out from his friend like that…No, no, she knows him. He’s an asshole, but he’s not that kind of asshole…

-But then…That could only leave one possibility…

-Aguri is playing him! She’s using him, fluffing up his feelings to turn him into a walking vending machine! He’s probably paying for every round at the arcade, for every canned drink, for this two-timing pink-haired harlot! This girl is playing his innocent geek heart, and he must be coming to Karen because he’s desperate and needs to ask for money from the rich girl! It all makes SENSE! She doesn’t like Keita, but she can’t watch a fellow geek be fucked with like this! She has to save him so he can find happiness (far far away from her and her entire life)!

-Oh, and Tasuku is really using Keita for his OWN games. This event isn’t just to help Keita out…It’s to draw Aguri! Then, Tasuku can hide in the crowd, watch Aguri, and see how she reacts…He’ll know for sure if she’s fallen for Keita! If his girlfriend is falling off to grab nerd-boy…He’ll, fucking, KNOW! It’ll all work! She’ll never suspect that she’s being watched…If this is just a friendship, she’ll be happy for her buddy Keita! If it’s more, oh, her reaction will be all he needs to confront her with her cheating ways! It’s a PERFECT PLAN!

-And everyone just kind of stares at Tasuku.

-Back to Aguri, who has taped her chart back together! If Tasuku is really after Karen, he’ll be disappointed if she becomes Keita’s friends. She’ll be hiding for him, watching and waiting…And if he’s after Chiaki, then he’ll be looking to her, worried that Keita will snatch her away! She’ll be able to get all the data she needs! It’s a PERFECT PLAN!

-To Chiaki, who’s decided that Keita is coming as a cry for help! It’s an SOS, a beg to get him away from this fiendish socialite who’s using his better nature against him, because he doesn’t have the heart to dump Aguri outright…She’ll have to be there, to see what’s going on! And to be ready to get Aguri to leave Keita alone! It’s a PERFECT PLAN!

-To Keita, who thinks fun things are fun.

-Swing back to Tasuku, who realizes that if Aguri and Keita are actually dating, then this whole thing is a farce! What will he do if he sees Aguri look to him with guilt and fear for her actions…That would be the worst possible thing! But, okay, that’ll never happen. It’ll be fine. (That’s what’s gonna happen)

-Whip cut to Aguri! Who, oh god, what if Tasuku looks to her for her reaction? It’ll prove he’s two-timing! Checking for his girlfriend at a gathering of miscreants and two-timers…That’s what a player would do. But no, her Tasuku would never be that awful. It’ll be fine. (It won’t be) She’s so smart and crafty! (Too clever by half)

-Slam the camera to Chiaki! What if Aguri and Tasuku look to each other, all guilty? They might be in on this together! Not a slut cheating on her normal boyfriend to extort a sad nerd boy, but a duo using him for both their ends…And if they both saw Keita’s SOS to Karen, oh god, that could only mean…! Okay, deep breath. It could never get that bad. (It’s gonna get that bad)

-Whatever happens…The after school event is the moment where it all changes! And everyone lets out creepy laughs.

-Over to Karen, who realizes Chiaki is giving her a LOOK. And oh god, she can’t put it together. Why would Keita want to see her after school?! He’s going to dump her as a friend, isn’t he?! He wants to just play his RPGs in peace, he’s going to abandon her because she was too forward! No, deep breath…She has to face it and act with dignity and honor. She’s Tendou Karen, heir to the Anything Goes school o—

-What was that?

-I’m being told I have the wrong Tendo.

-Carry on.

-Time passes, and finally, it is the end of class…And it’s time to attack! People rise up, as Karen marches down to the class, trying to rehearse her plan in her head…She’ll meet this head-on, and face it however it goes…Okay, deep breath…Is Keita here?

-Keita panics inside when he sees SHE ACTUALLY CAME oh shit oh shit this is real okay deep breath! O-Over here! Tasuku wishes him luck, as the crowd starts gathering…Including Aguri, and even Chiaki! His friends are here for him! He can do this! And as everyone stares and watches…He stammers, but, okay, deep breath…This is really hard…

-Oh that sorrow face…

-But…She seems so focused…Oh god she must be preparing to reject him! And Tasuku isn’t even looking at him! None of them are looking at him! They don’t want to see him in the moment of defeat, it’s the only thing that makes sense! But, that also proves something…He has friends. Tasuku, jerk that he is. Aguri, even with her head in the clouds. Chiaki doesn’t count. Mono-san, who’s been with him since day one of their shared game! Flora, whose happy ending he has a save file for he can return to at any time! Deep breath! Do this! However it goes, he doesn’t need Karen’s approval…He can be happy even if she turns him down!

-So…Tendou-san, please…

-So Tasuku is having a freakout because Aguri would only be looking at him so intently if she was bonking Keita behind his back! It’s the worst-case scenario!

-So…Tendou-san, please…

-So Aguri is losing her mind because her Tasuku is looking at her so intently, which he’d only do if he was secretly going after Karen himself! He’s been a skeevy player the whole time! He’ll cheat on Karen and Chiaki, too! He’s a MONSTER! She’s in love with a monster!

-So…Tendou-san, please…

-So Chiaki just breaks, because oh god those two are looking at each other so intently! They must realize the jig is up! Their twisted game, going steady while they both manipulate Keita to their own ends, is about to be discovered, depending on what Karen says! Her dear fellow nerd, hate him even as she does, is about to be destroyed! She can’t watch! But nor can she look away!

-So…Tendou-san, please…

-So Karen tries to hold herself strong. However this goes, she has to hear him out. She has to speak from the heart, even if that means pain. She owes it to herself, and to the boy she loves!

-So…Tendou-san, please…

-So countless memories flash through Keita’s mind. Their first proper meeting. That day in the club. Their walk. The arcade challenge. His friends backing him up, building him to this point, ready to cheer him on or console him. Karen might be a thousand miles out of his league…But it’s just like that one foreign song! You can only cross a thousand miles by first walking five hundred, and then five hundred more!

-So…Tendou-san, please…Go out with him! Yep sure thing. Everything goes silent, as he realizes he meant to say ‘be his friend’, whoops, can he have a d—

-The screaming starts as everyone realizes what he just said COME BACK FOR NEXT TIME

…Well.

We will always remember that time they got to the fireworks factory. Back before they blew up the fireworks factory.

[opisafascist]

"I can't take criticism so I send out my minions from 4chan out to get you" blocklist

I’ll be honest, I do not get what are these peoples deal but they seem to always get on the bad side of everyone and they can get to this very contrarian personality from 4chan /v/ so I’ll just take that a hint to making a list of them, they aren’t fascists by any means, crypto-fascists at the least, but they often gobble up the worst of people from this website and have probably been co-opted by fascists multiple time because of their apatheticness and coyness, the whole “I’m not a SJW! I don’t like protesters, fighting for something is dumb!” kind, shit they aren’t even probably right-wingers so this is a very special blocklist because I keep seeing them on tumblr whenever something bad happens, in fact i see so many fascists on this site only follow these people, so it’s probably better to block them to cut off their social rings immediately. 

--The list that has probably already been made once--

moontouched-moogle - Not much interesting to talk about here they’re just this hive mind for /v/ people. They kind of helped me build this list a bit. 

thefeelofavideogame - This guy never catches a break of not minding their own business and can’t help but feel cynical about anything but just ‘vidya’

nentindo - This one deserves a special mention because they’re 15 years old so it’s better to just block them and ignore them in advance rather then let them act elitist, i mean jeez kid you’re 15 you BARELY experienced life yet. Like really this amount of them surrounding themselves by adults that don’t wish them the best is an unhealthy obsession for them at it is. 

inkerton-kun - Dontcha hate when a porn artist has to have a ‘personality’

steven-universe-official - Kind of like the grand papi of this gang, I don’t even need to tell people to block them because I think about everyone does already due them sending their weird combination of anti-feminist fans around sending hate to anyone that would do criticism against their shitty attitude, technically in the recent years they kind of toned down on going around spewing bullshit and being THE uncle tom but it’s good to double check

dream-cassette - Oh this one I’ve heard of the most! Used to make child porn by the name of hoshime, in the name of rule 34, along the lines she deleted her original blog because she believed the obviously fake “down with cis” situation was the biggest EXAMPLE OF BIGOTRY in the world and the not absurd at all rival towards inequality (ignoring how it works systematically) and ever since then she’s been hanging out with the anti-sjws. 

thathomestar - I think they used to be a 100% gamergater but then again almost everyone here on this list was at one point. They still have that suspicious aura of “all the misery in the world is the left-wing’s fault for fighting back against their human rights being removed rather than just submitting!”. Says everything that is politically incorrect is just a joke, might be just a weird case of /pol/’s law (haha, get it?)

mr-cappadocia - Also an infamous gamergater, they sorta hold a grudge so much against social justice they end up sounding like they’re high on sherm. You know those try-hards that sound REALLY hard to sound politically incorrect? Yep! They sound like that. I also recommend blocking leopirate too as they are also a hotspot for gamergaters. Both are pretty terrible Islamophobic people. 

takashi0 - The OG Anti-SJW Brony of Tumblr! What a title. 

shitpost-senpai - I don’t even know why this guy’s on this list they’re just a 100% obvious fascist to the point they won’t stop being antisemitic about everything but hey, I guess because they like anime and metal gear rising that’s enough for them to fit in this blocklist... They’re also constantly being reblogging by this social ring of people and could just be the reason why a sum of people don’t trust them. 

maoh - They hate it when people fight back against oppression in general, the old cuck-like mentality of “No, don’t do anything, don’t fight back and die and it will be a win!” without knowing that peaceful protest holds no consequence and allows fascists to do anything they want to do at any time while removing human rights. They’re very petty about god damn children rather than just let them be too. What kind of an adult is this? Kind of funny that they changed their description recently from “I dislike the left-wing of tumblr” to “zero tolerance for faux morality and art censorship”, dude got some brand new codewords to pass off “I hate criticism” and “I’m a nazi sympathizer cuck and I’ve been brainwashed by the enemy to say that violent dynamics, no matter how history shows the story otherwise, is ineffective in justice and is villainous, anyways let me just frantically love an anime where they beat someone up”. It’s basic praxis and how the world works! 

shameshack - Ey! the-cringe-channel, known for producing their own cringe content because for some odd reason they keep ignoring the academic values of things and brush ofF everything in the world as mindless paranoia but probably aren’t a very smart person themselves and would rather waste their life making fun of kids and fueling the quickly made anti-sjw blogs on this website that all have urls like “tumblr-is-dumb-because-i-hate-minorities”, out of everyone who acts coy about why people dislike them, this one acts the most coy out of them all, what a malicious kind of guy. I really don’t know if they legit don’t get how things work in the real world because they take silly things seriously and serious things as if they were silly. Have you ever tried living life once where you have to don’t have to keep insecurely looking down on others that are just harmless oddities to fuel your ego or what?

--End Of List-- 

Just copy and paste each url onto your blocklist if you wanna. 

Again I repeat these guys aren’t “fascists” and will deny they’re “anti-sjw” (Even though they don’t do anything to show for it besides say “Oh don’t worry we make fun of anti-sjws too! But we sound exactly like them when we go against our vague idea of social justice”), but fascists and crypto-fascists always seem to be around these people because they act coy about it all the time for the sake of being contrarians. They don’t want to care about them being followed by neo-nazis, just the power of having many followers that come straight from 4chan’s /v/! Almost the same as sympathizers.  

It’s the same odd link towards people who take video games and substancless anime too seriously and... Neo-Nazis, seriously what’s up with that? Anyways be careful when you criticize anime or them and don’t have them checked! 

Special mentions: KanColle fans I guess? Moe anime attracts a lot, and I guess that’s what happens when a medium genre is 100% bottom feeders towards substanceless girls just being cute, blogs with gray backgrounds, the nihilists that blog about trump jokes “ironically” (poe’s law), youtube celebrities, it’s more about ethics in games journalism and not objective game design. It’s not like they can’t be analytical ABOUT EVERYTHING right. Like how video game game design isn’t the only analytical theory in the world to take into consideration when criticizing media. Why is it always the gamers? 

Won’t say it again! Act coy about it all you want but take the loss because you guys have negative connotations and never really worked on it. 

This isn’t a “Reach” like a lot of you guys keep blaming it to be one or just belittle it as just “discourse” (the most thrown around word ever), the fact is just that you simply won’t accept the weight of your actions by either doing bullshit yourselves or allowing fascists to co-op your communities because you guys aren’t actively critical at all despite your contrarian image. 

Anyways this blog’s been moving slow (Which is good! Unless they've just been more secretive) to the point I gotta make a list out of these infamous dudes that i’m pretty sure everyone on tumblr already blocks or at least is suspicious about the people who reblog from them so i’m gonna go jack off to hentai rather than cowardly reblog ecchi to my blog to remind people I do indeed jack off to anime have no mistake about it.