#Beaker NewCounty

[newcountyinvestigator]

Here I am, In front of the inconspicuous HQ of the Glass Pyramid Organization. Allegedly, their mission statement is "find solutions to the impossible" But, I think It's a bunch of Malarkey!! So far, I've seen a grenade person and a pointy sword dude outside tending to the topiary. I'll keep you all posted on what I find! Stay Curious Detectives!!!

-Mollie Alto

Mollie can we go home? I want to sleep its 1 AM.

-Beaker

[fishzombies]

you need art requests??? S:]

um….,,.., uhh. err. recorder and beaker newcounty investigation gijinkas perchance??? <:3

i didntn know what to do for beakeruuuuhh ill figure that out

gang ill get to full art pieces when im not about to boil in this HEAT

[desklamper]

How would your characters react if I showered them with affection? And by your characters I mean Glass Pyramid Solutions and Newcounty Investigations exclusively.

Ace would be flabbergasted.

Prism would tell you to go away. He dose not like strangers.

Briefcase would threaten you.

Rapier would let it happen. He chill like dat.

Mic would accept it happily

Mollie would not like that and try to run from you

Beaker would just stare at you like a chihuahua

[newcountyinvestigator]

Morning Detectives!!! We gotta find out what this guy's deal is.

Can't we relax today?

No time for that! we got mysteries to solve!!

[newcountyinvestigator]

We are out here again, this time with my frequency scanner thing!! With this, i can listen to anything that is transmitted via radio, cellphone, and tv satellite signal.

You are a very tall person.

[newcountyinvestigator]

Okay Detectives!!! I got a photo of the sword dude before getting kicked out of the premises!!!

My mom is gonna ground me for this :(

[newcountyinvestigator]

Recorder. I must have a word with you.

I promise not to yell at you, nor threaten you.

I merely wish to inform you of the consecuences of your actions.

Revealing our secret project to the world may seem like a good idea, but, have you considered the bad that could come from it?

If the wrong people find out about our invention, what will they do to get their hands on it?

I know you want to benefit the world, but some things are best kept secret. Perhaps if you wont spill any more information, I could give you a personal tour of the facility, and even talk to the head inventor.

Sincerely

Phillipe Von Lendrakken II

Glass Pyramid Solutions Custodian

WHAT HUH!!?! I-I

did you even read the letter?

RIGHT!

(she takes a solid 7 minutes to read it.)

She's thinking.

[newcountyinvestigator]

HOLD UP THAT THAT THING TURN INTO A DUDE WTF!?!?!? BEAKER ARE YOU SEEINF THIS!?!

Yeah wtf!?

[newcountyinvestigator]

molly are you mollie of denali be honest no lies accepted

That girl pisses me off...

She's a bit tired, that whole beaming thing has her really tired.

[newcountyinvestigator]

unserstandable!!! can i headpat you LIGHTLY tho

okay :(

[newcountyinvestigator]

why are you speaking all fancy now? is this a sign i should, too?

Perhaps. Anywho, please refrain from doing anything with that…(referring to the. the thO THE RHING!!!!!! THE THING.)

She just started acting this way all of a sudden! The fancy words! The empty look in her eyes!

[newcountyinvestigator]

Guys, something isn't right with her.

[newcountyinvestigator]

I found something weird at work.

Well, internship, whatever! I was snooping around the lab when I came across this weird red-jellyfish novelty lamp. I thought It looked cool so i snapped a picture, and it wound up like this

Worst part is that the image scaled like that! I didn't even like edit my phone camera settings!

So, anyways, I went to ask Prism, and he told me to not worry about it, and that I should probably stay away from that thing.

yet, it beckons me to come closer, to ask it questions...

I'll Update the blog about this thing later! looks like NCI has a new mystery to solve!

Beaker's Comment: That thing looks dangerous! please don't touch it molly!

[newcountyinvestigator]

(last one was sent from my main uuhhh ignoreee that im currently multitasking)

Ohhh, cmooooon! Don’t be like that! Be glad you’re not being skinned alive right now! (hypocrite.)

I'm just here.

[newcountyinvestigator]

Can you maybe tell us about yourself? If you’re fine with that?

I like not going to jail. I'm allergic to onions. I don't really have much to say at the moment, I'm tired too.

[newcountyinvestigator]

+1 anon

oh. can i give her a gift? she probably wouldnt really like it, or me coming back here at all, but you kno…

I can give it to her on your behalf, grenade.