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Created this account to share my art but im still figuring out how to use this.
I love bayonetta games and i’ve been doing many drawings of her lately so you’ll probably see her quite often.
This one is a bit of some of my hcs. I like to think B2 is the one that has no filter and makes B1 and B3 laugh with her comments. We were so robbed from seeing them interact more, I really would’ve liked to see their dynamic like the 3 spidermans
#bayonetta#bayonetta 2#bayonetta 3#fanart#animation#meme#meme animation#Bayojeanne (mentioned kinda)#cereza#jeanne#ibispaint art#idk how to tag this
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hey so you know that thing that a bunch of medias are doing now. where the whole premise is exploring abrahamic/judeochristian mythology and cosmology and being like "Hey this is pretty fucked up" and making god/the angels/heaven the bad guys actually? Good Omens did it, Hazbin Hotel did it, Darksiders did it, the Salvation Wars did it, just as some examples. EDIT: just remembered, The Good Place kinda does this, Bayonetta defs does this, and as far as i know the devil may cry games are kinda like this too? And then they are about how some of the concepts of either abrahamic or (usually just) the christian religion is bad? And also they are kinda edgy too i've noticed. And also they can be like the first thing to open the eyes of people in that religion to some contradictions in theology and also some bad stuff that that religion is/does?
First: is there a name for this trope, genre or concept?
Second: is there any media that does the same but for other religions? like, using buddhism as an example: the equivalent might be if there was a hypothetical edgy anti-buddhist anime about the characters realizing "hey nirvana is bad actually let's stay in the cycle of samsara where all of our loved ones and cool earthly possessions are" and then buddha and an army of boddhisatvas come down to try to stop them or something? and it would also probably touch on the problematic traits of the ways buddhism is used to hurt people? that's kinda the vibe of the edgy anti-christian media i listed, and so I'm curious if this is mostly a western thing made about christianity or if there are (popular modern) works that do that
#religion#media#hazbin hotel#darksiders#good omens#the salvation wars#honestly not sure how to tag this#ftr I'm not a christian and i know basically nothing about buddhism#I'm asking in good faith and out of curiosity because i think the premise of those works i mentioned is interesting#and because they were maybe some of the first things that made me start to question the religious upbringing i had#so i wonder if there's an equivalent kind of media or genre for the religions and cultures different than mine was#bayonetta#devil may cry#anime#the good place
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list 5 songs that u like or smth
then spread the word to uhhhhhhh
yea
I forgot to respond to this. Errr been into mitski lately??? Hold on
any Bayonetta song
any song from Splatoon, especially three wishes and rainbow color inkantation
mitski songs like I want you and Francis forever, been daydreaming of my oc’s to them a lot during classes
generic piano music like clair de lune or the class of 09 menu theme
Chappell roan songs
ik this is way more than five but SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP GO AWAY /ref
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A child who carries the weight of the world
The young sage is often plagued by nightmares, so bad that the Lumen elder has to intervene to comfort the boy.
No one knows why Balder is plagued by these nightmares, even the Lumen Elder was impotent although he can predict the future of every single individual, but the boy was different...he was trapped in time.
Many rejected the boy because he could not use alchemy or healing arts at his age, but the Lumen Elder was the only one who believed in the young sage and this proved to be true when the boy was given feathers by the great angel Fortitudo himself, with these feathers he was able to sew his first lumen robe which he would grow into.
\\\\I think it's such a shame that we never really saw the Lumen Elder in the game, in the anime, it was just a single image, I just think it's a shame that the Lumen Sages were generally thrown in the trash and almost nothing was made of them. I mean c'mon give me a badass sage who kills demons with holy Style even If It's Balder, I just need to see how badass it can be when sages kills demons bc so many people think Demons are way stronger than Angels\\\\
#bayonetta art#bayonetta#balder bayonetta#lumen sage#Lumen elder#Backgrounds are pain#I just realized little Balder Looks Like young Cereza#my artwork#artists on tumblr#bayonetta fanart#Lumen elder mentioned??!#Pls I need more#Ngl the Lumen elder would be a father figure to everybody#I like the Idea that he is the sweetest leader and literally the opposite to the Umbra elder#Not me Headcanon the thing too that the two elders are secret sieblings
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I nerded out I’m so sorry (for the two polls) this is a loooong one guys
I’m not picking favorites I love them both and I’m not even gonna lie I do believe Pino could hold his own against Bayonetta but I feel a fight between them would end in a tie, they both have a pretty good chance at killing each other though I can’t lie.
Bayonetta is canonically crazy strong like catching tram cars, tossing around colossal dragon, kicking jets out the sky one of her main demons head butted and shattered a meteor and all of this is without a struggle. She’s also has superhuman speed and agility, she has survived explosions fightings gods etc
Infernals: Bayonetta summons these giant demons during battle as an assist and the most powerful one is madama butterfly who’s responsible for Bayonetta’s wicked weaves n stuff (the demons limbs coming out to kick or punch you) but the demons CAN die/be put out of commission as seen in Bayonetta 3 so P could probably smack around a demon for a while 🤷🏾♀️
She has a wide arsenal of weapons but she’s most famously known for her guns that she wears on her heels and has two more in her hands all crafted by a demon. Her bullets can easily go through concrete
Witch time: Bayonetta can temporarily slow time She can also turn into different animals like panthers, crows, bats etc and in Bayonetta 3’s case she can merge with her demons.
Bayonetta has two major weaknesses and that’s her Umbran clock and the fact that she can literally be knocked out her body and dragged down to hell.
I know P has his arm and stuff like that, like I said before he could definitely hold his own
The reason I said it would be a tie is because I cant see them having a whole death battle but there is two ways for P to win and that’s by either tiring Bayonetta out so when she tries to summon it goes wrong and the demon will turn against her knocking her out of her body or he could possibly get a good hit on her Umbran clock and breaking it which could cause the same affects as the first way and the third most affective way he could win is by spamming those damn throwables.
If you strip Bayonetta of all her abilities and it’s just weapon to weapon I think P would have a higher chance of winning it would still probably result in a tie in my eyes though
I didn’t even bring up their characters Bayonetta dosent really fight to kill unless it’s angles and stuff but other than that I doubt she’d take him seriously so he’d end up getting the Loki treatment and getting adopted/j
But based on what I’ve seen P is straight hands he is a menace his ass probably don’t believe in ties 💀
But in my eyes they lowkey balance each other out in a way
I haven’t played much of devil may cry but Dante ends p any day sorry😭
Also fourth outcome: all three of them jump Alice/j
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Mini Fanfic #1122: Worrisome Phone Call (Persona 5 X SSBU)
8:54 p.m. at Niijima Apartment.......
Makoto: (Finishes her Assignment While Sitting on her Couch) ('Sigh') Okay. There's a three more questions to answer left. ('Starts Yawning a Bit') Might be more trickier than the last, but-
'Cellphone Ringtone of Makoto's Theme Song'
Makoto: (Picks her Phone Up From the Coffee and Answers the Call) Hello?
???: (Calling From the Other Line) Makoto?
Makoto: (Immediately Recognizes the Voice) Oh hi sis. How's it going? (Smirks a Tad Bit Playfully) Is your date night with Dr. Takemi-san going well so far?~
Sae: ('Sigh') It went as well as we hoped. (Rolls her Eyes) 'Till a certain Ren-Ren came by the café, covered in bruises.
Makoto: (Eyes Widened in Complete Shock as She Quickly Gets Up From her Seat) WHAT!? HOW!? WHY!? W-WHAT HAPPENED!!?
Sae: He got himself into a bar fight. Apparently some..he.. big demon guy came in and punched him out of nowhere.
Ren: (Voice is Heard on the Other Line) Don't forget he has horns!
Sae: ('Sigh') Big demon guy with horns, punched him.
Makoto: ('Sighs in a Bit of Relief') I take it he's doing okay right now, huh?
Sae: Yep. His injuries will take a little while to heal properly though. Wanna talk to him?
Makoto: Yes, please.
Sae: (Gives Ren her Phone) Ren, here. And please refrain yourself from making my little sister worry more than she already is right now.
Ren: When have I ever made your sister more worried about me?
Sae: .........................
Ren: N-Nevermind. I see your point. (Starts Speaking to Makoto Thru the Phone) Hey, honey. How are you tonight?
Makoto: (Sits Back Down on the Couch) Worried about you as always. Was what sis told me just now is true?
Ren: ('Sigh') Yeah, I got my ass handed to me earlie-AHHAHA! (Suddenly Winces in Pain)
Tae: (Speaking on the Other Line) I can't treat your wounds properly if you gonna keep jumping around like that, Guinea Pig.
Ren: Well, maybe WARN me before you start rubbing that on my cheeks! It stings like hell!
Tae: Well, using 91% of Rubbing Alcohol could do that to ya. Best you can do is wise up and take it like a man. (Continues Rubbing a Alcohol Filled Cotton onto Ren's Bruised Cheeks as She Snickers a Bit at the Sound of his Pain Enduced Pain) You baby.
Makoto: Best to listen to the doctor, Ren. You can do it~
Ren: You're laughing at my misery too, aren't you?
Makoto: (Trying Her Hardest Not to Expose Herself in her Laughing) N-No! No, of course not, I would never. ('Clears Throat') I'm just happy hear you speaking.
Ren: (Smiles Softly) Good. I'm sorry I made you worried for like the hundreth time now.
Makoto: Actually, you've made me worried one hundred and thirty seventh time in the row thus far.
Ren: (Sounds Surprised) Oh god. It's THAT many?
Makoto: (Snickers Again) No, I just made those numbers up. But it is close to that. But in all seriousness though, for real this time, how are you feeling right now?
Ren: Well, other than exhaustion and stingy amount of- PAIN! (Felt an Alcohol Filled Cotton Touched his Cheek Again)
Tae: Sorry. Forgot to warn that time.
Ren: (Let's Out a Heavy Sigh) I'm just glad to be home right now.......
Makoto: ('Sigh') You and me both. I always figured going to college would be an advanced challenge, but I didn't imagine it would be this tiring....
Ren: Yeah, it tends to do that to your psyche. But don't give in just yet. I know you have what it takes to make it big one day.
Makoto: (Happily Nodded to Ren's Words) I never planned on it. Do you....still want to work at the bar after what happened earlier?
Ren: Yeah, I think so. The bar fight sucked, but I'm not gonna let it get to me forever. I'm more worried for Uncle Rodin if anything.
Makoto: Oh right, Mr. Rodin! How is he? Is he okay?
Ren: Last time I saw him, he was pulverizing the big, horns guy to a pulp hard enough to transform into his Devil form. No way in hell I'm getting near that crossfire.
Omega: Ren, your mothers are calling you on your portable phone. Shall I answer and give them the update of the current situation?
Ren: No! Omega, whatever you do, don't answer that call! Just let it ring.
Makoto: (Eyes Begins to Widened Again) What!?
Sae: Ren Amimaya, are you planning on keeping this under wraps from your own mothers?
Ren: Not forever! Just for tonight. And maybe in the morning too.....
Makoto: (Sighs While Pinching the Bridge of her Nose) Oh my god, Ren.....
Sae: ('Sigh') Dear lord......
Tae: Wait, time out. You have moms now, Guinea Pig?
Ren: Yep. A witch and a goddess. My actual parents disowned me long while ago, so they decided to adopt me as their own. You should need 'em sometime they're great
Makoto: How about meeting them right now, Doctor?
Ren: ('Sigh') Makoto-
Makoto: Nonono. Don't you "Makoto" me, mister. You know as well as I do that not telling them will only lead to more problems.
Ren: I know that! But they're on their anniversary date right now and the last I want to do is ruin it by making them worry. And possibly killing Uncle Rodin.
Omega: Phone is still calling!
Ren: Keep letting it ring, big guy! They'll quit eventually.
Makoto: Highly doubt it.
Sae: You realize you're delaying inevitable, right?
Ren: The inevitability for me to fall asleep?
Sae: ..........You know what I'm talking about.
Tae: You are really poking a hornet's nest here, aren't you, Guinea Pig?
Ren: Just being cautious here. It's not like they're gonna drop everything and come over-
Futuba: (Downstairs) OH REN!~ YOU GOT SOME COMPANY!~
Ren: ......It's.....probably Ryuji or-
Bayonetta: RENNYYYYYYYYYYYY!~
Palutena: WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUU!?~
Sae: You were saying?~
Ren: ('Sighs in Defeat') Already standing corrected. Omega, tell them I'm upstairs, will ya?
Omega: Affirmative.
Omega's footsteps echoes through Makoto's phone a bit.
Makoto: (Smirks Playfully) I'm guessing it's time for you see to see your mommies now, hm?~
Ren ('Sigh') Seems like it.....Congrats, Doc, it looks like you'll be meeting them after al- AH! SERIOUSLY!?
Tae: Apologies. The excitement got best of me there.
Ren: LIAR!
Sae: Ren Amimaya, are you accusing my girlfriend of lying!?
Ren: YES I-
Sae: ........................
Ren: No! Nope....I-I'm not accusing anyone.
Sae: You better not.
Makoto: (Giggles Softly at Her Love One's Banters Between One Another) As much as I would love to hear more of your banters, I really have to get back and finish up my assignments for the night. But I'll come by and visit you first thing tomorrow morning, okay?
Ren: Sure thing. Make you get some sleep afterwards, alright?
Makoto: (Giggles Softly) Worrying about me now, aren't we?~
Ren: Can't have you looking out for my well being and not do the same, you know?
Makoto: I suppose not. I love you so much, Ren-Ren~
Ren: I love you too, my queen~
'Ahem'
Makoto: ('Sigh') And I love you as well, sis. Thank you so much for looking out for my boyfriend this evening.
Sae: Don't mention it. Your Ren-Ren has been a pain in a neck as always-
Ren: Hey!
Sae: But he's still a good boy regardless.
Tae: You forgot the reckless part, 'hon.
Sae: Ah, yes sorry. He's a good, reckless boy, I mean.
Ren: I hate you two so- AH!
Tae: Okay, that one was actually on purpose this time~
Ren: (Gritting his Teeth) I can see that, Doc.......
Makoto: (Syarts Giggling Once More) Okay~ I see you three are clearly busy now, so I'll leave you be then. Have a goodnight!~
As the phone call finally ends, Makoto begins to let out a huge sigh of relief before going back to her assignment studies for the rest of the nest.
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#persona 5#super smash ultimate#makoto niijima#ren amimaya#sae niijima#tae takemi#e 123 omega#futaba sakura#bayonetta#palutena#phone conversation#humor#cute romance#fluff#shumako#sae x tae#rodin (mentioned)
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why was this my only thought and why did I half expect this to actually happen in game
#do not mention Bayonetta 3 spoilers please#I’m soooooo funny guys look#ohhhh funny phonograph well jokes on you I 💥💥💥#Bayonetta#Rodin#Bayonetta 3#the caretaker#everywhere at the end of time#The Kiwi Edits
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Ok I tried dragging myself through more Nier: Automata to see if it'd finally click for me, and after 5-6 hours total it's just not my thing. I did finally get to read/watch some stuff about it that I'd been saving for multiple years to avoid spoilers, and for the people it works for it sounds super interesting, but they all had pretty much completely the opposite experience with it from mine. Kinda wish I could've too, but oh well.
I guess I'll throw in a couple other things to give an idea of what I was expecting and other people seem to have gotten out of it.
For a compelling and well-developed world and story with plenty of philosophical and religious themes there's the Xenoblade games. Really any of the Xeno games, including Xenogears and Xenosaga, but for me personally I feel like the more recent Xenoblade games pulled it off better as their storytelling matured over time compared to the earlier very ambitious but sometimes kinda messy Xeno games.
And for a tight and fluid action combat system with plenty of depth that's also made by Platinum there's Bayonetta 2. I'm not amazing at it, but it's constantly satisfying and always offers you multiple routes to improve your skill at the game, which is pretty rewarding when things start to fall into place.
And then for something I absolutely did not expect to be at all like what I expected Nier: Automata to be like but turned out to be a lot more like that expectation in the end than Nier was for me I'm going to go with Harvestella of all things. There are plenty of locations and story elements that would be right at home in a Xenoblade or Nier game, which I totally did not see coming. It also has a fantastic soundtrack, and on top of all that you still get to be near a tomato too.
yes at least like 50% of the motivation behind this post was that pun and I'm not sorry about it
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Witch of Causality chapter 9 - Hasmed
#competitive shitposting#i wanted to draw crack but also that scene got stuck in my head after i scrolled down my mentions on twt#''you poor...arrogant...fool.''🤗🤭😝#anyways who wanna be my poor arrogant fool /j#bayonetta#bayonetta 3#bayonetta β2
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i kind of hate the whole narrative about how modern gaming sucks, as if we haven't had like 15 GOTY contenders already this year
#not saying that there aren't issues with AAA games but there are way more hits than misses#guy who hasn't played hi-fi rush/dead space/metroid prime remastered/bayonetta origins/resident evil 4/minecraft legends/jedi survivor/#/tears of the kingdom/street fighter 6/diablo 4/final fantasy xvi/pikmin 4: man there's just nothing good to play anymore 😔#not to mention all the great games still to come in the fall#don't mind me ranting - twitter blue checkmarks are just getting to me 😮💨
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This has honestly been an idea for the Tamer/Sleuth for awhile but I imagine they dress a bit similary to Lan from Battle Network even got the heelies
This is a blast from the past as I watched the show and played Megaman Battle Network as a kid. Best outfit for Tamer/Sleuth to wear honestly. They would have a lead or grappling hook just so they can hitch a ride on vehicles with their heelies as if water skiing.
#sonicasura#sonicasura answers#asks#foolmariofest#digimon#digimon digital monsters#digimon series#digimon story#digimon story cyber sleuth#digimon story hacker's memory#digimon cyber sleuth#digimon hacker's memory#digimon tamer#bayonetta#bayonetta series#mentioned fandoms#megaman#megaman battle network
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Story time in the Goetia household! Whether a child Stolas is reading by himself or an adult Stolas is reading to a little Octavia, they are taking the time to read a new storybook. [Part 2]
This is a continued reading of "Cereza and the Lost Demon".
(If you want to be extra imaginative, you could envision the book being magical enough to animate the pictures on every page!)
First look at Cereza herself: ⬇️
A friend of Cereza's appears: Jeanne ⬇️
To be continued...
What thoughts, feelings, and opinions do you think Stolas (and Octavia) would be having when reading this part?
Magical Animation? Well Magical books almost seem like a goetian custom so why not? Makes it easier to see them reacting to the full visuals anyway. I feel both of them would find Cereza's appearance charming, still cutesy but in a gothic way, honestly wouldn't put it past either of them to dress like that at Cereza's age, while also finding the long braid a whimsical detail without knowing the significance of it yet. I could so see Octavia getting scared at the part with the cruel shadows yelling at Cereza, and Stolas just pulls her close, taking a pause to assure her it's just a story, but still waiting until she's ready to continue. While keeping his own feelings to himself. The shadows probably reminding him of all the cruel people who treated him like that, secretly hoping Cereza ends up able to grow up without that. That hope partially get's fulfilled when Jeanne shows up, even though she seems harsh in this first appearance, Stolas has had a friend like that, and Jeanne's red outfit only reminds him of that friend even more, and Octavia completely unaware of her fathers feelings is just happy Cereza has a friend in her situation, and even though this part ends with them separated, both readers have a bit more hope, knowing Cereza has someone to back her up.
#Am I using Stolitz to hint at my love for Bayojeanne? Maybe :3#ask reply#helluva boss#bayonetta#stolas goetia#octavia goetia#bayonetta cereza#bayonetta jeanne#stolitz mentioned
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So can I talk about how Bayonetta/Cereza is sexualized Bayonetta Origins: Cereza and the Lost Demon, even thought she is a child, or does the Bayonetta fandom still refuse to learn what words mean, hate any and all criticism, and is now ready to stand for pedophilia?
#bayonetta#bayonetta origins: cereza and the lost demon#pedophillia mention#sexualization#video games#media critique
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ok game’s done how we all feelin
#is this spoilers.#i guess i'll do spoiler talk down here#spoilers#ishin spoilers#snap chats#i beat the game like an hour ago ive just been getting screenshots now#dont yell at me for playing on normal i always play on normal first just to get through the game#time is a valuable resource and this week i do not got it im tryna ZOOM#i put my game on the lowest settings again for the last bit cause i was paranoid and i didnt wanna do everything again#and when i say everything. dawg im not doing three mini bosses again shut up#its almost 2AM im tired and i have to deal with my mom tomorrow im tryna get this done !!!!!#but what are my closing thoughts hmmm#yeah it was fun :)#the combo system made me think of bayonetta but thats just cause i have a one track mind#it was fun being able to switch betwen the style- i found that swordmaster and wild dance were the most useful#i liked brawler too but gun just. wasnt for me#maybe its cause i never bothered crafting specific bullets but anyways#the ending of the game was so ???? like im just baffled that takechi 180'd so fast like OK.#also love how we never know what happens to katsu. honestly i thought he was supposed to get killed in this game but ???#we never see him again- not even mentioned#which is ?? since he seemed like. VAGUELY important but w/e w/e he prob tripped and died somewhere#i wish we got to see the rest of the shinsengumi boys and what they were up to now that the country's saved#but i guess this was Ryoma Sakamoto's Story so i'll manage#jesus christ my screenshots folder though. it is just pictures of mine#he's just so pretty in this game... i wish my screen recorder didnt suck i would start working on that Hijikata Scenes video already#oh well i'll figure something out#i loved the buyo minigame in this its so fun- i wish there were more songs tho#theres prob a lot of stuff i havent checked out but for the time being ima call it there with ishin#it was def worth the wait im so glad i went with the early-access option#i will now wait patiently for modders to make it so that i can play as hijikata and then i can make him do the buyo dance
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alright i am in need of. assisstance. of the kind only tumblr can provide.
i need your hottest Black & Red video game ladies. i'm working on a piece and currently it's one guy, one lady, one he/him nonbinary, one it/its nonbinary, and Shadow the Hedgehog, and proportionally that's just too many dudes. needs more ladies. if you don't know what i mean by Black & Red please re-read the last mentioned character.
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Mini Fanfic #1157: Early Surprise Gifts (SSBU X River City Girls X Bayonetta)
7:45 p.m. at the New Donk City's Glorious Hotel Room......
Dark Pit: (Let's Out a Bit of a Heavily Sigh While Laying Down on his Bed)
Yoshi: (Sits Down on the Edge of his Bed) What got you so down today? Did Christmas Fanatic Duo got to you again?
Dark Pit: No, not yet surprisingly. Its Misako and Kyoko....I think I'm starting to miss them already.
Yoshi: That quickly, huh? You could always try and video chat them.
Dark Pit: Yeah, but....it won't feel like the same really. Plus, those chatting apps drains my tablet's battery more quicker than usual nowadays, so I'm not even gonna bother trying at this point.
Yoshi notices Misako and Kyoko sneaking inside their room, the latter happily waving at him and the former silently telling him to keep quiet before hiding both sides of their boyfriend's bed.
Yoshi: (Snickers a Teensy Bit) Yeah, that's a....('Clears Throat') Real travesty alright, I'll tell you what.
Dark Pit: ('Scoffs') Please. It's not that big of a deal. I could always text them on daily, maybe even make two snowmen of them whenever we do get snow around here.
?????: (Climbs Up on One Side of the Bed) Or we could just chill and cuddle for a while~
??????: (Climbs Up on the Other Side of the Bed Holding Up a Mistletoe in the Air) Maybe have a little Mistletoe action in between~
Dark Pit: Yeah, I guess that cou- (Eyes Suddenly Begins to Widened) W-W-WAIT A MINUTE! (Turns to One Side) Misako!? (Turns to the Other Side) Kyoko!? You actually here right now!?
Misako: (Forms a Cheeky Grin on her Face) We're laying right next to you, aren't we?~
Kyoko: (Happily Hugs Her Boyfriend) And you're gonna be stuck with us for the rest of the month, so you better get used to it~ (Gives Pitto Five Kisses on the Cheek)
Dark Pit: (Hears Yoshi Chuckling Before Turning Back to Him) You knew they were here this whole time?
Yoshi: (Casually Shrugs) Only when they sneaked their way in here, which kinda makes me wonder how they made in the city in first place honestly.
Dark Pit: (Looks Back and Forth at his Girlfriends) Yeah how DID you two get here exactly?
?????: You can thank me for that.
Pitto and Yoshi turns to see the Fallen Angel, Rodin standing, laying his back on the side of the doorway, taking a smoke on his cigar.
Dark Pit: Uncle Rodin? You're the one who brought them here?
Rodin: Yep. (Designate the Cigar to Ashes into Thin Air Before Walking in the Room) These two ladies 0f yours are accompany me on this family vacation of yours. They happened to bumped into me after I left that long ass line behind.
Kyoko: (Smiles Brightly) He was so kind of us to take us with him through that cool looking portal of his!~
Yoshi: How did you girls managed to convinced him to go with him?
Misako: Oh we has our ways.
Flashback
Misako and Kyoko were already on their knees begging Rodin to take them with him outside of the airport. It wasn't until he uses his dark manipulation powers to make both their mouths disappear, shutting them up completely
Rodin: Now, I'mma bring back both your lips. And when do thar, I want y'all CALMLY give me one good reason why should I take ypu with me. Got it?
Misako amd Kyoko nodded in agreement as both their mouths reappear on their faces. They take their very deep breaths before screaming out......
Misako/Kyoko: WE MISS OUR BOYFRIEND HORRIBLY!!!~
End of Flashback
Dark Pit: (Chuckles Lightly) You guys couldn't even last a day without crying out for me, huh?
Misako: (Glares at her Boyfriend) Hey, at least we weren't sulking enough to think about building snow versions of us!
Dark Pit: Yeah, but I wasn't the one begging on my knees, now was iI?
Misako: BITCH, I-
Both Pitto and Misako's mouths suddenly disappears off of both of their faces as they turn to their culprit in front of them.
Rodin: 'Ey, I didn't come all the way here just to hear you two bitching at one another all dauly, so chill out with that for a second, alright?
The two thirds of the trio couple nodded in agreement as their mouths reappear in their faces.
Dark Pit: (Sighs Before Turning to Misako) Sorry for laughing, Misako.
Misako: ('Sigh') It's fine. Sorry too. (Smiles a Bit) It's sweet that you're thinking about us.
Dark Pit: (Smiles Back) Ditto. I missed you guys.
Misako: We missed you too, dummy~ (Gives Pitto a Peck on the Lips)
Kyoko: (Pouts at Two of her Romantic Partners) Heyyy!~ I want some of your kisses too!~
Misako: (Sighs Before Getting Herself Up From the Bed) Alright. Scooch over, both of you. We're making ourselves a Kyoko sandwich tonight.
Dark Pit: (Shrugs) Fine by me. (Scooches himself Over to Side of the Bed)
Kyoko: (Happily Squeals as She Scooches Over to the Middle)
Misako: (Lays Down on the Other Side of the Bed Before Her and Pitto Gives Their Girlfriend The Kisses She Deserves) There.
Dark Pit: Happy, 'hon?
Kyoko: (Giggles Softly While Hugging Both her Partners) Absolutely!~
Yoshi: With that overly cuteness aside....(Turns to Rodin) Who's gonna watch your bar now that your here? Uncle Enzo?
Rodin: ('Tch') Please. I don't trust that fool to handle his own liquor let alone look over the entirety of my hard working establishment. No, I let one of my demon summons, Astral, take over from there. (Shows the Kids Pictures of the Big Demon in Question, Showing Off It's Vicious Manner) 'Been a powerhouse of a player for as long as I can remember creating him.
Yoshi: (Eyes Suddenly Begins to Widened at What Catches his Attention) Woahwoahwoahwoah, stop at that picture right there!
Rodin: (Stops Swiping Before Showing the Picture to Yoshi) Here?
Yoshi: Yeah, yeah. (Points at a Picture of a Rodin Hoding a Fiery Looking Nunchucks on the Phone Screen) What....are those!?
Rodin: One of my newest creations thus far: The Flambegé Nunchucku. An inferno dual wielding chuka sticks destructive enough to blitz through any gut wrenching demons that dares to stand in the way of the wielder. An expert of martial arts if you will.
Yoshi: How much it cost? I'll pay you anything!
Dark Pit: (Turns to Yoshi) Dude, you already have nunchucks at home.
Yoshi: (Turns to Dark Pit) Yeah, but this looks rad as all hell!
Rodin: And it's expensive as all hell. (Put his Phone Back Inside his Coat Pocket) I don't think any amount of allowance will be enough for you to pay off.
Yoshi: (Snaps his Fingers in Disappointment) ('Snap') Dangit!
Rodin: But i have yet to see any potential consumers on the other side interested in the product just yet, so I'll you have a test run or two in the near future, after you ask your parents first.
Yoshi: (Pumps His Fists Down in Excitement) Yes! (Smiles Brightly at the Fallen Angel) Thank you, Uncle Rodin.
Dark Pit: (Turns Back to Rodin) Yeah, thanks reuniting with my girlfriends, Uncle. I really appericate it.
Kyoko: You're the best!~
Misako: (Happily Nodded in Agreement)
Rodin: Yeah, yeah, it ain't nothin'. Just don't get in too much trouble, ya hear? Your mother will try and go for my neck if anything happens to any of y'all.
Dark Pit: Goddess or Witch
Rodin: Goddess. Although your witch momma ain't someone to tussle with either. But if y'all need me, I'll be out in the night, see what this New Donk City has to offer. Adios for now. (Teleports Himself Out the Room)
Dark Pit: Later, Uncle Rodin.
Kyoko: Byeeee!~
Misako: (Turns to Pitto Before Letting Out a Relax Yawn) Alright, loser!~ We probably have the whole evening to ourselves, so what we're gonna do first?
Dark Pit: Rudolph's suppose to be one in a few minutes, so....
Misako: (Turns to Pitto with Widened Eyes Along with the Others) Wait. YOU?
Kyoko: Wanted to watch a Christmas Special?
Yoshi: (Raises an Eyebrow) You SURE Pit and Sora hasn't gotten you into Christmas spirit yet?
Dark Pit: Yes, I'm sure! Those idiots have nothing on me. (Turns Away While Rubbing the Back of his Head) I just thought a story about some dumb reindeer is worth watching for a half an hour or two is all.....
Yoshi/Misako/Kyoko: (Stares at Pitto Unconvinced) Uh-huh. Sure.
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