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"Are you sure na ok lang sayo na dito tayo tumira?" Tanong ni Klein na aking boyfriend.
"Oo naman, walang problema sa akin. Ang mahalaga kasama ka."
Si Klein ay aking kasintahan. Anim na kaming magsyota at nagpasya nang magsama. At dahil mag-isa na lang ang kanyang ama ay sa bahay nila kami titira.
Ok kami ni Klein, masaya kami at nagkakaunawaan sa lahat ng bagay. Kasama ang na ang usaping sex. Siya ang nakauna sa akin at marami akong natutunan sa kanya.
Masarap kumantot si Klein. Sinisigurado niyang nilalabasan ako bago siya labasan. Bumili pa nga siya ng dildo na para ma dp ako. At ang dildo na binili niya ay 9 inches.
Five inches ang titi ni Klein. Natira na niya ako sa puke, sa puwet, at sa bibig. At sa tuwing nagkikita kami ay laging may kantutan na nagaganap.
Pero simula nang magsama kami ay naging madalang na. Napromote kasi siya sa trabaho bilang supervisor at minsan ay pinapadala sa ibang lugar. Perp dahil may dildo naman kami za bahay ay nairaraos ko pa rin ang aking sarili. Bumabawi naman siya sa akin kapag magkasama kami.
At para iraos ang aking sarili ay natuto akong manood ng porn. Dito nabuksan lalo ang aking isip. Dahil sa nakikita kong kakaibang sarap sa mukha ng babae. Kahit naranasan ko na ang ginagawa niya at tela ba iba ang nararamdaman nila. Tumitirik ang mata nila at may pagkakataon na naiihi sila sa sarap. At ilang beses pa silang nilalabasan. Ang akala ko ay isang beses lang nilalabasan ang babae kagaya ng lalaki.
Hanggang sa hindi ko namamalayan na kapag nagsesex kami ni Lando ay ibang lalaki na ang nasa isip ko. Mga lalaki sa porn na napapanood ko. Habang kinantot niya ako ay naiisip kong iba ang kumakantot sa akin. At noong kinantot niya ako sa puwet at pinasukan ng 9inches sa puke ay libog na libog ako habang iniisip ang dalawang porn star.
Isang araw ay ihing-ihi na ako. Nagmadali akong pumasok sa banyo. Pagbukas ko ay naabutan ko si daddy Ramon doon, ang ama ni Lando, na nakahubad habang nakahawak sa tirik na tirik niyang titi.
Napalunok ako nang mapadako ang paningin ko roon. Hindi kaila sa akin na malaki ito at mataba. Kagaya ito ng aming dildo. Nagsorry ako at agad na umalis. At umakto na parang walang nangyari.
Pero hindi sa loob-loob ko. Dahil simula nang makita ko ang titi ni tatay ay mas lalo akong naging malibog. Iniisip kong titi niya ang dildo namin. At simula noon ay naging pantasya ko na siya. Pantasyang nagkaroon ng katuparan.
Gabi at malakas ang ulan. Sinabi ni Lando na hindi siya makakauwi. Nanghinayang ako dahil libog na libog na ako. Naisip kong magparaos na naman gamit ang dildo.
Si tatay ay umiinom sa kusina. Dahil wala akong magawa ay sinamahan ko siya. Binigyan niya ako ng isang bote pampaantok lang daw.
"Sandali lang, Lani, iihi lang ako." Paalam niya. Nang mabanggit niya ang salitang iihi ay nag-init akong bigla. Napatingin ako sa bote ng alak at agad nakaisip ng kalokohan. Tinapon ko ang laman nito at nag-iwan ng konti. Pagbalik ni tatay at nagulat siya nang makitang halos wala ng laman ang bote.
"Ang bilis mo naman uminom."
"Hindi ko po namalayan."
Umupo na siya at saka uminom din. Nagkunwari akong nahihilo na at saka nagbukas ng usapan.
"Tay, ilang taon na kayong byudo?"
"Mga pitong taon na."
"Matagal na rin pala. Buti at hindi ko kayo nag-asawa lalo na at may pangangailangan din kayo bilang lalaki."
"Hehehe, hindi naman, may kamay pa naman ako."
"Kayo talaga tay. Pero sayang naman ho yong alagad niyo. Malaki pa naman. Tiyak maraming mababaliw diyan kung makakatikim."
"Talaga?" Nakita ko siyang napakambyo sa kanyang titi kaya mas pinalibog ko pa.
"Opo. Kaya nga nagulat ako nang makita ko yan. Hehehe, siguro tay yong asawa niyo dati, laging busog sa inyo."
"Ah eh!" Napahawak siya sa kanyang ari at marahan na hinimas.
"Nakakainggit tuloy. Minsan naisip ko ano kayang makiramdam nang matira ng ganyang kalaki at mainit pa. Yong sa anak niyo po kasi hindi kalakihan. May dildo kami na malaki kaso malamig naman. Iba pa rin po talaga kapag buhay na malaki."
"Lasing ka na. Hehehe. Kung ano-ano na sinasabi mo."
"Ay, hehehe. Oo nga po ee. Taglamig po kasi, taglibog din sana kaso wala naman si Lando. Siya nga pala tay. Sabi ni Lando masarap ka raw magmasahe. Pwede niyo ba masahiin paa ko?"
"Ha? Ah!"
"Sige na po. Masakit po kasi ee."
"S-sige."
Sabay kaming umakyat sa taas ng kwarto. Naghubad ako ng damit at panty lang ang tinira saka nakatalikod.
"Bakit ka nakahubad?"
"Buong katawan po sana tay."
Walang nagawa si tatay kundi simulan akong masahiin sa likod. Ramdam ko ang init ng kanyang palad.
"Ang sarap tay. Ang sarap niyong humagod. Ang sarap niyong pumisil."
"Salamat."
Bigla akong humarap kaya tumama ang palad niya sa aking suso.
"Pwede niyo po bang masahiin ang suso ko? Matagal na kasing walang nagmamasahe."
"Lani?"
"Tay, sige na po. Gawin niyo po gusto niyong gawin hindi po ako papalag at sekreto lang po natin ito."
"Pero paano ang anak ko?"
"Mahal ko po ang anak niyo. Libog lang po ang atin. Gusto ko pong matikman ang malaki niyong titi tay. Si Lando lang po naging lalaki ko. At gusto ko pong makaranas ng ibang titi. At gusto ko po sa inyo."
"Pero--"
"Sige na tay." Binuka ko ang hita ko at hinila siya. Natumba siya at sumakto ang matigas niyang ari sa hiwa ko. Ramdam ko ang mamumukol nito na mas nagpasabik sa akin. Pumipintig pa ito kaya mas bumasa ang aking hiwa.
"Ang laki tay, patikim mo ako."
"Basta mangako ka na hindi mo iiwan ang anak ko?"
"Opo." Naghubad si tatay at walang tinira. Nanlaki ang mata ko dahil sa laki ng kanyang titi. Kulang na lang tumulo ang laway ko sa pananabik.
"Ang laki." Hinubad niya ang panty ko at saka lumuhod sa harap ko. Nagulat ako ng bigla niyang kinain an aking puke.
"Ang tamis ng katas mo. Ang lambot ng puke mo." Sinubsob ko ang ulo niya. Ang sarap kumain ni tatay ng puke. Ibang-iba ang hagod at sanay na sanay ang tira. Pati tinggil ko pinaikutan ng dila. Tinusok ang butas at sisipsipsipin.
"Ah, ang sarap."
"Babaliwiin kita sa husay kong magpaligaya." Tinusok niya ng daliri ang aking puke. Saka dinilaan ang aking tinggil. May dinukot siya sa loob ng puke ko at bigla akong may naramdaman. Kakaibang sarap at ligaya, dulot ng kanyang dila sa aking tinggil at pag-ikot ng kanyang daliri sa aking loob.
"Tay!" Kasabay ng malakas na kidlat ay pagsigaw ko dala ng aking orgasmo. Sumirit ang katas ko. Naihi ako sa sobrang sarap. At kakaibang sarap nga ito. Tunay na nakakawala ng katinuan.
"Masarap?" Tumango ako bilang sagot. Pumantay si tatay sa akin at kiniskis ang ulo ng kanyang burat. Dahan-daham niyang pinasok ang kanyang titi. Hanggang sa sumagad ito.
"Ah!" Sabay kaming napaungol. Pakiramdam ko punong-puno ako. Parang wala ng bakante ang aking puke dahil nabusog na ito sa titi ni tatay.
"Tangina, sa wakas nakakantot ulit ng puke. At masikip pa. Ipaparanas ko sayo ang kantot ko Lani at sisiguraduhin kong tititrik yang mata mo sa sarap. Uhmp!"
"Ah!" Napahiyaw ako nang bigla niyang sinagad ang titi niya. Hinugot at mabilis na binaon ng sagad. "Tay."
"Masarap ba?kulang pa yan. Itong sayo!" Mabilis at mariiin akong binayo ni tatay. Putangina! Totoong masarap siyang kumantot lalo kapag nasasagad. Ang sarap ng ritmo niy dahil mabagal ang hugot at mabilis ang baon. Umaalon din ang galaw niya.
"Putangina! Ang sikip mo Lani, ang sarap mong kantutin." Biglang akong tinulak ni tatay at kinuha ang dalawang kong paa. Hinawakan niya ito at saka sa magkabilang balikat. Sa posisyon na ito ay mas sumagad pa ang kanyang titi.
Hanggang sa maramdaman ko ang kakaibang kiliti. May natatamaan siya sa loob ko na nagpapatuliro sa isip ko.
"Ano yon, tay. Bakit masarap?"
"Hindi ka ba natitira ni lando sa gspot? Pwes ako titirahin ko yan lagi. Itong sayo."
"Ah!" Sinagad niyang titi ay bumayo nang bumayo.
"Tay, ang sarap. Ah! Wag kang tumigil. Ituloy mo pa tay. Patamaan mo pang ang sarap ah!"
"Putangina ka. Malibog ka. Pakantot ka. Nagpapakantot ka sa tatay boyfriend mo. Wawasakin ko itong puke mo."
"Ah, wasakin mo tay. Ang laki ng titi mo. Ah!"
"Putangina kang malandi ka, paluluwagin ko itong masikip mong puke."
"Ah! Ang sarap tay. Paluwagin mo po."
"Itong gusto mo. Kinakantot ka ng tatay mo. Pwes itong sayo! Ump!"
"Ah!" Tumirik ang mata ko isagad niya ang titi niya.
"Puputukan ko ng maraming tamod ang matres mo. Bababuyin ko itong puke mo at papalakihin ang tinggil."
"Ah!" Napahiyaw ako nang lapirutin niya ang tinggil ko." Nangisay ako at naihi na naman sa sarap.
"Sige, labas pa. Ilabas mo lahat." Parang susi sa gripo ang tinggil ko dahil sumirit ng husto ang puke ko. "Tangina ang sarap ng puke mong kumikibot."
Tinanggal ni tatay ang titi niya at pinatuwad ako.
"Butas na rin pala puwet ko. Nasaan ang dildo niyo?" Hinugot ko sa ilalim ang dildo at humahangos na binigay sa kanya. "Kasing laki ng titi ko. Pwes ngayon dalawang malaking titi ang kakantot sayo."
Pinasok niya ang titi niya sa puke ko. Ang dildo naman ay sa pwet. Umikot ang paningin ko sa sarap. Tila nawala ako sa ulirat.
"Ang sarap mong i dog style. Para kang asong pakantot." Muling nabuhay ang libog ko. Nag-init ako. Dalawang malaking titi ang naglalabas pasok sa puke ko.
"Tay! Ang sarap. Ah oh!"
"Masarap ba ha? Masarap ba?"
"Ah! Tay, ang sarap sarap. Gusto mo ba ulitin natin to?"
"Opo, opo, tay ulitin natin nang ulitin. Sa akin niyo na lang ibigay ang tamod niyo. Ako na lang po gawin niyong parausan. Putahin niyo po ako."
"Tangina! Malibog ka pa sa asawa ko. Tatamuran kita ng marami puta ka!"
"Tay, tamuran niyo ako. Buntisin niyo ako. Anakan niyo tay. Please. Laspagin niyo puke ko. Gustong-gusto ko ang titi niyo. Ang sarap ng titi niyo tay."
"Putangina ka! Malapit na ako!"
"Ah! Tay, ibaon niyo. Malapit na rin ako. Ah!"
"Putangina!"
"Tay!" Sunodsunod ang pagsabog ng katas ni tatay at ganoon din ako. Sabay kaming nilabasan na dalawa nang hindi namin alam na kanina pa pala may nanonood sa amin.
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Exploring the Tool and Die Steel Supplier in IMT Bawal, Haryana?
Whether it’s tool steel, die steel, mold steel or any other steel requirement, Virat Special Steels stands out as a trusted supplier in Haryana!
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Reinkarnasi Kepemimpinan, Mungkinkah Mr Cool Hadir Kembali?
Ya Udah Gitu Aja – Kepemimpinan mestilah menyiratkan dan memulai perubahan, membawa yang dipimpinnya berubah ke arah yang lebih maju atau lebih baik dan meneropong jauh ke depan melihat visi kemudian mentransfer visinya kepada para pengikutnya itulah pemimpin. Menanti Reinkarnasi Kepemimpinan Ideal, Kota Cirebon sangat rindu akan kondisi kepemimpinan ideal, dimana modal-modal kepemimpinan…
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Ikan Bawal Bersambal Limau Purut
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Janhvi Kapoor looked sexy in a sequin gown at the screening of 'Bawal', netizens said, 'Plastic Kapoor'
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Environmental Benefits of CED Coating: Eco-Friendly Surface Finishing Solutions
CED (cathodic electrodeposition) coating, also known as electrophoretic coating or electrocoating, provides several environmental benefits as an eco-friendly surface finishing solution. These benefits contribute to sustainable practices and reduced environmental impact. Coating processes use water-based formulations, significantly reducing or eliminating the need for volatile organic compounds, which are chemicals that evaporate at room temperature and contribute to air pollution, smog formation, and potential health risks. It is a process used for surface finishing that involves the deposition of a protective coating onto a conductive substrate using an electric current. ED coating is similar to CED (cathodic electrodeposition) coating, and the terms are often used interchangeably. This efficiency minimizes waste generation and optimizes material usage. It also reduces the amount of unused coating that requires disposal, leading to cost savings and environmental benefits. Coating processes typically operate at lower temperatures compared to other coating methods. The lower curing temperatures not only save energy but also reduce greenhouse gas emissions associated with energy production. Additionally, the ability to coat complex shapes and penetrate recessed areas reduces the need for multiple coating applications, further saving energy and resources.
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Umpan Jitu Ikan Bawal
Hii Sobat Anglers..
Untuk postingan kali ini, saya akan sharing tentang Umpan untuk ikan bawal.
Ikan jenis ini memang sangat agresif, dan Untuk membuat umpan ikan bawal, Anda bisa mencoba beberapa bahan yang biasa digunakan oleh para pemancing, seperti:
Dedak halus atau bran, sebagai bahan dasar umpan yang sering digunakan.
Tepung roti atau tepung kanji, sebagai bahan pengikat agar umpan tidak mudah hancur di dalam air.
Tempe, bisa dihaluskan atau dicincang kecil-kecil sebagai bahan tambahan pada umpan.
Agregat seperti pelet atau jagung, yang bisa dihancurkan atau direndam terlebih dahulu sebelum dicampur dengan bahan lainnya.
Aromatik seperti kecap ikan atau bawang putih, yang bisa menambah aroma dan rasa umpan.
Cara membuatnya:
Campurkan semua bahan menjadi satu dan beri sedikit air sampai adonan bisa dicampur merata.
Gulungkan umpan sesuai dengan ukuran hook atau kail yang Anda gunakan.
Biarkan umpan terendam di dalam air selama beberapa menit agar bau dan rasa yang dihasilkan lebih kuat.
Tips tambahan: Anda bisa menambahkan bubuk perasa atau rempah seperti merica atau kunyit untuk memberikan varian rasa pada umpan ikan bawal. Selamat mencoba!
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Ngbblik aq w/badings na minamaharl koh!! Bebetime malala, sanaorl
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Malapit na akong bumalik. Marami na akong naipon na kwento. Abangan.
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guys.. that's bad 😢
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Poll for my fellow Filipinos on tumblr ☺️
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"ma: kaya mo ubusin lahat yan in 2 weeks??? jusko takaw mo! akala ko stocks ng paninda yan"
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