#Battery Backup Systems

[jamesvince9898]

Comprehensive Solar Energy Solutions for Residential and Commercial Properties

Introduction: As the world transitions toward cleaner, renewable energy sources, solar power has emerged as one of the most reliable and sustainable options for both residential and commercial properties. Earthwise Energy stands at the forefront of this transition, providing expert Solar Panel Installation, advanced Solar Energy Solutions, and innovative Energy Storage Solutions that empower homes and businesses to harness the full potential of the sun. Our services go beyond installation to ensure a long-lasting, efficient, and eco-friendly energy system, featuring Solar Panel Maintenance, Battery Backup Systems, and tailored Solar Inverter Solutions.

1. Why Choose Solar Energy for Your Property?

In today’s environmentally-conscious world, shifting towards sustainable energy is no longer a luxury but a necessity. Solar energy is clean, renewable, and significantly reduces reliance on fossil fuels, which contributes to a reduction in greenhouse gas emissions. By opting for Solar Panel Installation, property owners can decrease their carbon footprint and potentially save thousands on energy bills.

In addition, technological advancements have made solar power systems more efficient and affordable than ever before. Solar energy is available to anyone, whether you own a residential property or a commercial enterprise, ensuring that both homeowners and business owners can take advantage of the benefits of solar power.

2. Solar Panel Installation: The Heart of Your Energy System

At Earthwise Energy, we specialize in providing professional Solar Panel Installation services for both residential and commercial properties. Our team of certified technicians ensures a seamless installation process that maximizes the energy efficiency of your solar power system. We start by conducting a thorough site analysis to assess the energy needs of your property. After that, we design and install a customized system that is perfectly suited to your requirements.

Our team takes care of everything from planning the layout of your solar panels to handling the necessary permits, ensuring that you experience minimal disruption during the installation. Once completed, our team will thoroughly test the system to guarantee that it's functioning at its peak performance.

3. Residential Solar Power: A Sustainable Solution for Your Home

Residential Solar Power solutions from Earthwise Energy are designed to help homeowners lower their energy bills while reducing their environmental impact. Our team will install high-efficiency solar panels that capture the sun's energy and convert it into electricity for your home.

With Solar Battery Installation, homeowners can also store surplus energy generated during the day for use during the night or cloudy days. This reduces your dependency on the grid and maximizes the benefits of your solar system. Whether you’re looking to power your entire home or just a few appliances, Earthwise Energy can design a system that meets your unique needs.

4. Commercial Solar Systems: Empowering Your Business with Clean Energy

Commercial properties have unique energy demands, and Earthwise Energy understands the importance of reducing operational costs while maintaining efficiency. Our Commercial Solar Systems are designed to reduce energy consumption, lower electricity bills, and help businesses achieve their sustainability goals.

By choosing Earthwise Energy’s solar solutions, businesses can reduce their overhead costs significantly. Whether you have a small retail store, a large warehouse, or an office complex, we provide tailored solar energy solutions that help you save on electricity costs and reduce your reliance on traditional power sources. Our team works with you to create a solution that fits your property’s energy needs.

5. Energy Storage Solutions: Maximize Your Solar Energy Potential

One of the most significant challenges of solar energy is its intermittent nature. Solar panels only generate electricity during the day when the sun is shining. However, Energy Storage Solutions like Battery Backup Systems can store excess energy for use during the night or during periods of low sunlight.

Earthwise Energy provides high-quality Solar Battery Installation that allows you to store energy produced by your solar system for later use. Our state-of-the-art batteries are designed to be durable, efficient, and long-lasting, ensuring that you always have access to reliable power when you need it most.

6. Solar Inverter Solutions: Essential for Converting Solar Power

A solar inverter plays a critical role in converting the direct current (DC) energy produced by your solar panels into alternating current (AC) energy, which is used by most home appliances and businesses. Earthwise Energy provides cutting-edge Solar Inverter Solutions that ensure your solar power system operates efficiently.

Our inverters come with advanced features such as real-time monitoring, optimization, and system performance tracking. We also offer smart inverters that can automatically adjust to changes in sunlight and weather conditions, maximizing the energy production of your system.

7. Solar Panel Maintenance: Ensuring Optimal Performance

To ensure your solar energy system continues to operate at peak efficiency, regular Solar Panel Maintenance is essential. Over time, dirt, debris, and environmental factors can reduce the performance of your panels. Earthwise Energy offers comprehensive maintenance services that include cleaning, inspection, and performance checks to keep your system functioning optimally.

Our technicians will perform a thorough inspection of your system, check for any signs of wear, and address any issues that may arise. Regular maintenance can help extend the lifespan of your panels and avoid costly repairs in the future. With our services, you can rest assured that your solar system will continue to deliver the energy savings you expect.

8. The Importance of Battery Backup Systems

Battery Backup Systems are becoming increasingly popular as homeowners and businesses look for ways to enhance the reliability of their solar power systems. These systems store excess energy generated by the solar panels during peak sunlight hours, allowing you to use that stored energy when the sun is not shining.

For residential properties, a battery backup system ensures that you have power during outages or periods of heavy consumption. For businesses, it ensures continuity, keeping operations running smoothly even during power interruptions. Earthwise Energy offers a variety of battery solutions that integrate seamlessly with your existing solar system, providing you with peace of mind and energy security.

9. Why Choose Earthwise Energy?

Earthwise Energy is committed to providing high-quality, innovative Solar Energy Solutions to meet the diverse needs of homeowners and businesses alike. Our team of experts is passionate about helping you transition to solar energy, and we go the extra mile to provide personalized service and solutions that are designed to last.

We offer:

Professional Solar Panel Installation

Custom-designed Residential and Commercial Solar Systems

Efficient Battery Backup Systems for enhanced energy storage

Advanced Solar Inverter Solutions to optimize energy usage

Regular Solar Panel Maintenance for sustained performance

[jaejoongs-nipple-piercing]

Trying to figure out how I can get to work in this weather and the supervisors don’t understand, there’s nobody in the main office and I had to ask the neighbor for a ride but that will only work if the weather is better.

I’m having a CL moment and my brain decided it’s time for an

[my-wife-doesnt-approve]

Jesus fuck that's terrifying, we have an EV 🎉👎

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[swifttyrespecialist]

Essential Car Battery Backup Systems for Weather and Safety

Discover the benefits of car battery backup systems for emergencies and severe weather. These portable power solutions keep your car electronics functional, ensure reliable navigation, and provide jump-start capabilities when needed. Learn how backup systems enhance safety by powering essential tools, communication devices, and heating or cooling during critical situations. Stay prepared and secure with car battery backups designed to protect you and your vehicle in challenging conditions. Invest in reliability and convenience with these must-have systems.

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[emergencyplumbingil]

Understanding and Choosing the Right Sump Pump for Your Home

 With seasonal weather changes approaching, including potential flash floods and freezing rains, it’s essential to ensure your sump pump system is prepared to protect your home from water damage. At Emergency Plumbing, we specialize in sump pump installation, maintenance, and repair to keep basements across the region dry and protected. Here, we’ll explore common issues with sump pumps, how battery-operated sump pump backup systems work, and the benefits they offer.

[pvmarketofficial]

Hybrid Inverters: Integrating Solar Power and Battery Storage

A hybrid inverter is a multifunctional device that combines a solar inverter and a battery inverter into one system. It converts DC electricity from solar panels into AC electricity for use in homes and businesses while managing the charging and discharging of battery storage. Hybrid inverters allow users to store excess solar energy for later use, optimize energy consumption, and reduce reliance on the grid. They provide energy independence by enabling seamless integration between solar panels, battery storage, and the grid, making them ideal for both residential and commercial applications aiming for efficiency and sustainability.

[sunsolarcompanyau]

Does Residential Solar Add Value to Your Home?

Residential solar is a popular way to reduce electricity costs and boost home value. The energy produced from a solar system is renewable and sustainable, so it's also good for the environment.

The price of a solar energy system has dropped over the years, making it more affordable for homeowners. Depending on electricity consumption and power generation capacity, homeowners can save significant amounts of money. To know more about Residential Solar Nerang, visit the Sun Solar Australia website or call 1800931992.

Residential solar systems are more affordable than ever, particularly with a 30% federal tax credit. However, system size and installer will determine total cost.

The type of solar panels you choose and the inverter output efficiency will also affect price. You want high quality components that won’t degrade quickly in your local environment.

Homeowners can make an immediate financial impact with a solar energy system by offsetting or eliminating their electricity bills. The savings are even greater if they choose a hybrid system with a battery that will allow them to tap into the grid when they need more power.

Homeowners can also increase their property value by installing a solar energy system. According to Zillow, homes with solar sell for 4.1% more than similar properties that don’t have them. The added value is a result of lower utility bills and the environmental benefits of renewable energy. This can be especially important in areas with rising electricity rates.

A residential solar power system reduces your electricity bills by providing clean, sustainable energy. It also offers significant savings on the initial purchase and installation costs thanks to federal and state incentives, including tax credits and rebates. In areas with high electricity rates, your savings will be even greater.

The amount of electricity you save depends on the size of your solar panel array, how much you use, and local electricity rates. However, the average household can expect to save thousands of dollars over its lifetime with a residential solar energy system.

Start by reviewing your recent electric bills to determine your monthly energy consumption in kilowatt-hours (kWh). Next, calculate your annual bill savings with a solar system. Then, subtract the upfront cost of the system from your yearly savings to find the solar payback period in years. Adding a battery to your system can increase your savings as well, especially in areas with time-of-use electricity rates.

Whether or not solar panels add value to your home depends on many factors, including the initial cost of the system and energy consumption. In general, homes with solar energy systems are perceived as upgrades and may be sold for a higher price than similar properties without a solar power system.

In addition to saving on electricity bills, homeowners can also benefit from tax incentives that are available for those who install a residential solar system. The best way to take advantage of these is by purchasing the solar system rather than leasing a third-party-owned system.

If you are considering going solar, choosing a reliable and high-quality system is crucial. This includes choosing a solar panel brand that is suited to your local climate conditions, as well as selecting an inverter that has the output efficiency and quality needed to provide maximum performance. A good solar company will be able to recommend the right solution for you.

When you make the switch to solar energy, you’re not only reducing your electricity bills and protecting yourself against rising power prices but you’re also helping the environment. Harnessing energy from the sun is a sustainable source of power that can significantly reduce your carbon footprint and boost the value of your property.

The type of solar system you choose depends largely on your location. Rural residents can take advantage of off-grid systems, while city dwellers will want to consider grid tied or hybrid systems. These can be paired with solar batteries to provide power during peak demand or when the solar system doesn’t produce enough electricity. To know more about Residential Solar Nerang, visit the Sun Solar Australia website or call 1800931992.

When choosing a residential solar power system, be sure to work with a reputable company that offers high-quality solar panels. Poor-quality solar panels degrade quickly and can cost you more in the long run. Also, choose a solar inverter that is high in quality and output efficiency. For more information on safely purchasing residential solar panels, visit the Attorney General’s dedicated page.

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Explosions Continue

STAR WARS EPISODE I: The Phantom Menace 02:02:59

[batterybackupsaz]

A home backup power system is essentially your own miniature power plant. It steps in when your main power supply goes out.

[poweroak]

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PowerOak Battery Backup Systems are designed to provide peace of mind, ensuring that your home or office remains functional even when the grid fails. The efficient and reliable technology behind these systems guarantees a swift transition to battery power, offering protection against the inconvenience and potential damage caused by sudden power interruptions. With a commitment to excellence, PowerOak has developed battery backup solutions that stand as a testament to their dedication to innovation and customer satisfaction.

Investing in a PowerOak Battery Backup System is an investment in the continuity of your daily operations. Whether it's powering crucial medical equipment, keeping your home illuminated, or safeguarding sensitive electronic devices, these systems are tailored to meet diverse needs. The user-friendly interface and advanced features make them accessible to all, ensuring that everyone can benefit from the assurance of uninterrupted power.

Say goodbye to the anxiety and inconvenience of unexpected outages – PowerOak Battery Backup Systems empower you with the confidence that your essential devices will remain operational, no matter the circumstances. Make the choice for reliable power and invest in uninterrupted peace of mind with PowerOak today.

[gallusrostromegalus]

The Van Has Officially Declared It Spooky Season

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I've got my parent's van for the week and it seems determined to establish my status as The Local Cryptid by terrorizing an innocent 7-11 clerk.

...I might need to back up a bit.

My mother is an eminently sensible woman who knows herself well, and when The Plauge hit, she knew she'd need some sort of mentally and physically engaging craft project to keep herself from going insane and massacring the local zoning and water management boards (even if they have it coming). So she and Dad acquired a utility van and converted it into a camper van because while they love camping, they're past the age where their joints and immune systems will tolerate sleeping on the cold ground in a nylon tent.

They did a terrific job of it and my mom taught herself woodworking and carpentry and now the van has it's own cabinets, fold-away dining table, and removable queen-sized bed with memory foam mattress. My Dad was already a computer engineer, but he learned the dark magics of automotive software and electronics to install after-market backup cameras, a media player that would take a terabyte hard drive and a solar-powered battery and outlet so they could wake up and just turn on the kettle and griddle for breakfast without having to exit the van into a cold morning on an empty stomach.

Truly, the height of Camping Luxury.

My parents are both in their mid-seventies and my primary life goal is to be at least half as cool and hale as they are when I get old.

Anyway, they take it out at least a dozen times a year and it works fabulously, but, being as I am on good terms with my parents and also finishing the process of moving house, I've been borrowing it to move large and cumbersome objects that will not fit in the back of my equally lovely but minuscule Honda hatchback.

It's a Great Van. Very easy and comfortable to drive. Stunningly good MPG for it's size. The best cruise control I've ever had in a car.

It's just also. Quirky. Mischievous, even.

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If this van has a fault its that it bears the unfortunate affliction that all lightly used white utility vans have in that the combination of an utter lack of branding features and the large dent/scrape I accidentally put on it while trying to escape a Denny's last Thanksgiving means that this vehicle is one addition of a Badly Spray-Painted "FREE CANDY" on the side away from being the sort of vehicle you see in an edgy horror movie.

It's got the same issue that Doberman Dogs have where they look like the sort of creature that likes to snack on toddler's faces whilst actually having personalities made of marshmallow fluff. This vehicle is unnecessarily menacing and I think nothing short of an airbrushed Epic Van Wizard will correct this. People see this van pull up and lean over and squint suspiciously at me when the driver's side door opens, and then look moderately confused when, instead of Charles Manson, a small, potato-shaped creature with neon purple hair and a statistically unlikely assortment of dogs emerges.

My own two dogs, Herschel the Hanukkah Goblin/Corgi and Charleston Chew The Taco Dumpster Dog, Do Not Like The Van. Even with the bed in it, they have a tendency to slide and roll around in the back, and both WILL chew through dog saftey belts or other attempts to secure them in there.

On the other hand, my house mate's dog, an exceptionally tall standard poodle whom we lovingly call "The Creature", loves the Van because SHE wears her doggy seat-belt with only mild complaining and gets to sit up in the passenger seat like A People.

Also like A People, The Creature likes to stand and walk around on her hind legs. It doesn't hurt her and it's entirely voluntary, but every so often I will feel a hand on my arm and instead of my husband or friend, it's a canine that's taller than I am on her hind legs who wants to stare at my face with soulful, concerned eyes. The Creature's favorite thing is that she is exactly the right height for me to hold her arm in Genteel Fashion and walk around the pet food or hardware store with her like I'm a count escorting a debutante around a royal ball.

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As it stands, I am set to inherit this vehicle whenever my Honda gives up the ghost, and I fully intend to paint an Epic Van Wizard on it when that time comes.

The other peculiarity of The Van is that while Dad did manage to successfully install all his after-market electronics, not all the electronics get along. Sometimes, they fight for Dominance. The Terabyte Music Player and the Backup Camera have a particularly contentious relationship, and turning on the music has about a 25% chance of turning on the backup camera as well, and turning on the Backup Camera is equally likely to turn on the music.

Firthermore, The Van has a favorite song.

I am not kidding that Dad filled an entire terabyte hard drive with music and the software to sort it via the radio controls, but of all the Early Boomer Dad Rock (Kingston Trio over The Eagles) and Irish Folk and Symphonies and the entire discography of Weird Al Yankovic, The Van's favorite song- The one it picks to play as victory music every time it beats the Backup Camera at their weird electronic game of rock-paper-scissors -is The Liberty Bell March by John Phillip Sousa.

You all know this song already.

...but in case you've forgotten the tune:

Yeah.

The Van's favorite song is the goddamn Monty Python's Flying Circus Theme Music.

It does not play this song at a normal volume.

Every time I turn on the Backup Camera and it manages to turn the music player on as well, The Van insists on absolutely blasting this nonsense on at the maximum volume it's physically capable of producing, which I know is loud enough to be heard from the Denver International Airport's Pickup zone when they Van decided to start playing it from the economy lot about half a mile away.

Perhaps it's The Van's way of honoring the aesthetic sensibilities and sonic enthusiasm of Mr. Sousa.

...I can't help but wonder if the purpose of an Epic Van Wizard is to control this sort of faerie-like malarkey, and channel these chaotic energies into things like Spell of Don't Break Down In Nevada or Enchantment Of Always Have Good Parking.

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So last Friday the 13th, I get a call from my friend and housemate, at said airport.

It's roughly 11PM at night, and I have already retired for the evening. I am in the exact minimum of clothing required to be a decent housemate and not scandalize the neighbors should I happen to walk by a window. My feet are up. There is a cat in my lap and fictional British people murdering each other in highly inventive fashion on the tv. -But my friend has returned from her friend's wedding,and either American or United Airlines has managed to lose her luggage, including, among other valuable possessions, the keys to her car. ...So she cannot just drive home as originally planned.

There are, as luck would have it, her spare set of keys not eight feet from me.

Being a good and decent person, I agree to bring the spare keys to her so she may get home before daybreak and not spend a semester's worth of tuition on an uber across the greater Denver traffic jam.

Being also that she Loves Activities, and it's her mom we're going to pick up, I elect to take along The Creature.

I am primarily focused on remembering how to get to the airport and not leaving my friend's spare keys on the counter, so I throw on a pair of flip-flops, step outside, remember that it's AUTUMN and my minimal evening attire is not sufficient thermal protection, step back in, grab the first coat in the closet I lay hands on, pull it on, check that I have her keys again and leave.

The trip to the airport is largely unremarkable, save that it becomes necessary for me to put on sunglasses to drive, despite it being nearly the witching hour and almost entirely darker than the inside of a cow.

It's necessary because this blissful darkness of night is violently punctured by a startling number of cars that seem to have installed miniaturized but no less powerful lighthouse bulbs in where their headlights ought to go so the oncoming traffic and sports cars that insist on tailgating me in the slow lane alike illuminate the road and my mirrors with the kind of radiance I'd normally associate with the arrival of a Seraphim.

I arrive at the distant highly discounted airport car lot where my housemate is waiting, deeply apologetic. It's nothing. I say. Once I see that your car starts up, I'm gonna go to that 7-11 across the way that I parked in front of, get a slurpee or something and I'll see you at home.

While she is retrieving her vehicle (an equally eccentric but much more stately Subaru that is old enough to be elected to congress) I rifle through the loose change in the glove box and discover that I have exactly $6.66 in small bills and coins. The Subaru, continuing it's long voyage into vehicular immortality, immediately starts up.

Upon her return, we all remember that my friend had all her camping gear in the backseat of the car and there is no room for The Creature to ride home with her parent, so I again assure her it's nothing, and will just take The Creature into the 7-11 with me. She is trained as a service animal and needs the practice after the plague.

I wave my friend off and turn to enter the 7-11.

I promptly trip over the jutting back bumper of The Van and fall, cartoonishly, face-first onto the sidewalk.

Fortunately, I have a lot of practice falling on my face, and have learned not to throw my hands out but instead cover my face, so my unexpected self-inflicted attempted curb-stomping lightly scrapes my hairline and nothing else -my sunglasses even stay in place- and I get up and resume my quest for a slurpee.

It's well known that the airport is a lawless place, and the 7-11 across from the discounted airport parking at the stroke of midnight is no exception.

I know it's the stroke of Midnight because there's one of those Audubon society bird-call clocks that makes bird noises, and my arrival is heralded by the twittering call of a Summer Tanager. I am almost charmed enough by the unusual choice of chronological device to excuse the exorbitant Airport-adjacent mark-up of Slurpee prices. I stand at the machine for some time, trying to decide on a size for the price and guess what the fuck "Blue Lighting Blast" is supposed to taste like.

The Creature is being Very Polite but is somewhat agitated, I assume because she *just* saw her mother for the first time in three days and then she LEFT with no explanation, so The Creature is on her hind legs, staring woefully into my eyes, asking to be escorted around the 7-11. Even though that's not what she's not supposed to be doing, there's nobody else in here, so I let her hang off my arm and discuss various Slurpee Flavor options with her.

We eventually decide on an experiment in which I try a Small Blue Lightning Blast, and discover it tastes a bit like licking a nintendo cartridge but in a pleasantly satisfying way.

I go up to pay and realize something is amiss.

The Cashier is a young man staring at me with wide eyes, one had over the register and the other wrapped up in his rosary.

I look down at myself.

In my haste to reunite my friend with her spare keys and service animal, I had left the house in the following accoutrements:

Flip Flops. Not matching. It's below freezing outside. That last part is not particularly odd footwear for the weather in for Colorado, but it's an important detail for the rest of the ensemble.

Assorted scrapes, bruises, cuts and welts on my arms and legs that come with doing outdoor work and living in a house with three dogs and a fully-clawed cat that all want to be in my lap all the time. It's cold out, so vasoconstriction has pulled the blood away from my skin, a trait that served my ancestors well during the last Ice Age, but leaves me with pale skin to contrast the various wounds and I look like a corpse that fell out of the back of a pickup truck.

The black Bootyshorts with "CRYPTID" painted in bright red gothic font across my ass, that @theshitpostcalligrapher gave me for my wedding present.

A peculiar but extremely comfortable garment that straddles the line between "Lacy Camisole" and "Industrial-Strength Sports Bra" like the Ever Given straddling the Suez Canal. It is also Bright Red. with black accents.

The Jacket I had grabbed out of the closet, which is in fact, a black Velour Dinner Jacket.

The Tokyo-Ghoul inspired reusable anti-covid mask a friend made me with the set of Coyote Teeth.

My sunglasses, which are shaped like a Halloween Bat. The lenses are the wings and the body is the nose bridge. It is ALSO bright red.

A Very Large and remarkably Humanoid Poodle that I have been audibly affectionately calling "Dear Creature" who is hanging off my arm like she's my Prom Date.

The Very Large and remarkably Humanoid Poodle is ALSO dressed up in a black Dog Sweater that has white bones printed on it to look like its an X-ray jacket showing off her skeleton.

I look like I am taking my Very Fancy Werewolf Girlfriend to a particularly casual Dinner Party for Vampires, but the thing that's really selling it and probably alarming the kid the most is the fun accessory I acquired in the parking lot not five minutes earlier:

The "Small Scrape At my Hairline" is actually a painless but PROFUSELY bleeding head wound that I had somehow entirely failed to notice covering my face, neck, decolletage and magnificent cleavage with blood like a Tarantino Film Extra.

This does explain why The Creature has been delicately trying to use her bodyweight to push me down onto the floor for the last ten minutes. So I don't injure myself while we wait for the paramedics she hoped this kid called to arrive, you see.

The Creature has such a High and Naive Opinion of humanity.

I decide this social situation is already fucked, and the only way out is through, and with haste, before I start dripping on the floor.

"Hi there!" I say cheerfully, to indicate this is a visually alarming but not terribly serious situation. "Just a Small Slurpee!"

The Cashier has entered the relevant code into the register before I finish the sentence. His gaze flicks off me just long enough to look at the total, and he grips his Rosary harder.

$6.66

"Oh cool! I have exact change!" I say, taking the money out of my as-yet-unsanguined pocket without looking and slap it down on the counter. "You have a good night and be safe out there!" I wave, leaving.

I get in The Van, mortified, buckle The Creature up, and as I make to leave, I have to put it in reverse, which automatically turns on the backup Camera.

It also turns on the music player.

I make eye contact with the cashier as the dulcet tones of John Phillip Sousa boom from the van hard enough to make the windshield and the windows of the 7-11 rattle for the nine-and-a-half seconds I have to wait to be able to turn the volume back down. Not knowing what else to to, I give him a thumbs up, and leave.

Anyway, now I know what my Future Van Wizard has got to be dressed like, and what their familiar is.

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[appliedgraymatter]

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[the-everqueen]

for some inexplicable reason my laptop stopped charging while i was in [conference city] and i panicked that i was going to have to immediately replace the battery, get the ports cleaned/replaced, salvage the hard drive. then i got home and it works the same as before i left. don't get me wrong, i'm glad. but also i would like to know what caused this crisis so i can maybe prevent it happening again.