#Bathroom art

[troythecatfish]

[toyastales]

A classical inspired bathroom.

[departmentofinteriors]

[ihearttseliot]

[abwicca]

words (and art) on bathroom walls <3

[galaxies-mesamou]

[11oh1]

[papas-majadas]

Estereo.

[vonix]

more bathroom art

[jujufrenchfry]

morning cat ❌ (wonk just like me fr)

[vyncentevelyn]

CW: Suggestive themes

Eddie: Steve. STEVE. Steve.

Steve: *sighs, stops talking to Robin and Nancy* Yes?

Eddie: *giving his BEST puppy dog eyes and batting his lashes* Steve, my knight in shining armor, do you have a sharpie?

Steve: *dead stares at Eddie* Why?

Eddie: *smirks* I gotta leave a tag in this place. *gestures to the bar they’re standing in like it is a Cathedral and he’s about to tithe 10%*

Steve: *looks over at Nancy* You got a sharpie, Nance?

Nancy: *digs through her purse and pulls out three sharpies* What color?

Eddie: *snatches the black one* Nancyyyy Wheeler, you are an absolute goddess. Has anyone ever told you that?

Nancy: *blushes and rolls her eyes* A simple thank you works just fine too, Eds.

Robin: *smirking* I think I might have told her that last night.

Steve: Oh my god.

Robin: Orrrr…*pokes Nancy in the ribs* it might have been Jon this morning. *smiles wickedly at Nancy*

Steve: *bursts into laughter*

Nancy: Robs.

Robin: *smiles somewhat apologetically to Nancy but clearly doesn’t mean it*

Eddie: You deserve it Nancy. *drops into a bow* Thank you darlin’. *pecks a kiss on her cheek, and turns to make his way through the crowd with the sharpie*

Jon: *turns when the bathroom door opens, nods at Eddie* You get it?

Eddie: *wields the sharpie like a sword*

Argyle: *nods sagely* Words are weapons, my man.

Eddie: So. *smiles and looks around the bathroom* What message shall we leave for those seeking great knowledge?

Jon: This is all you two. I’m not like the best with words -

Argyle: *slinging an arm over Jon’s shoulders, placing a kiss to his cheek* Don’t overthink it my dude. It’s only a bathroom wall in a bar. Think of it like a fortune cookie, not a novel.

Jon: Yeah?

Argyle: Perfection is the trap from the man, man. You gotta let it just flow.

Jon: *smiles at Argyle like he is an angel* Yeah?

Argyle: *nods* No worries brochacho.

Eddie: *runs across the bar back towards Steve* STEVIE! Steveeee!

Steve: *turns and watches his approach, behind Eddie Jon and Argyle are laughing so hard they can barely walk*

Eddie: *smiling like a goddamn hyena* STEVE.

Steve: Yeah hun?

Eddie: You gotta…*starts chuckling*…you have to…*laughs, turns to look for Jon and Argyle*…OH…*starts laughing harder when he sees the other two bent over each other, faces red, and tears glistening in their eyes*…STEVE…

Steve: *looks between the three* You want me to go see your tag?

Eddie: *still laughing, just nods*

Steve: Alright, show me.

Steve: *stares at wall, behind him Eddie, Jon, and Argyle are still in a fit of laughter*

Eddie: DO YOU SEE IT? *he leans on Steve’s shoulder to look at the tag, laughing still*

Steve: I see it. *smiling*

Argyle: It’s a universal truth.

Jon: A universal truth. *laughing so hard he is actually crying*

Steve: I mean, I guess it is. *starts laughing with the others*

Eddie: Jon…*stuttering exhale*…started us out. I *puts a hand on his chest, over his heart* added the burritos and stripper part. And Argyle he just…*starts laughing*…he just, grabbed the sharpie and added…my friend…

*the bathroom door opens and a random guy walks in and looks at all four of them, he nods and then backs out*

*the bathroom is silent for 10 seconds before all four burst into hysterics*

Steve: I mean honestly, I was expecting a penis.

Eddie: *smirking* I got one for ya right here, big boy…

[oddbatss]

another day, another alien in the bathroom

[departmentofinteriors]

[ihearttseliot]

[lavender-album]

a monet on the bathroom wall 12/30/24

[papas-majadas]

Corner Bar Chicago.