#Bathroom art

[troythecatfish]

[toyastales]

A classical inspired bathroom.

[abwicca]

words (and art) on bathroom walls <3

[galaxies-mesamou]

[11oh1]

[papas-majadas]

Estereo.

[vonix]

more bathroom art

[jujufrenchfry]

morning cat ❌ (wonk just like me fr)

[vyncentevelyn]

CW: Suggestive themes

Eddie: Steve. STEVE. Steve.

Steve: *sighs, stops talking to Robin and Nancy* Yes?

Eddie: *giving his BEST puppy dog eyes and batting his lashes* Steve, my knight in shining armor, do you have a sharpie?

Steve: *dead stares at Eddie* Why?

Eddie: *smirks* I gotta leave a tag in this place. *gestures to the bar they’re standing in like it is a Cathedral and he’s about to tithe 10%*

Steve: *looks over at Nancy* You got a sharpie, Nance?

Nancy: *digs through her purse and pulls out three sharpies* What color?

Eddie: *snatches the black one* Nancyyyy Wheeler, you are an absolute goddess. Has anyone ever told you that?

Nancy: *blushes and rolls her eyes* A simple thank you works just fine too, Eds.

Robin: *smirking* I think I might have told her that last night.

Steve: Oh my god.

Robin: Orrrr…*pokes Nancy in the ribs* it might have been Jon this morning. *smiles wickedly at Nancy*

Steve: *bursts into laughter*

Nancy: Robs.

Robin: *smiles somewhat apologetically to Nancy but clearly doesn’t mean it*

Eddie: You deserve it Nancy. *drops into a bow* Thank you darlin’. *pecks a kiss on her cheek, and turns to make his way through the crowd with the sharpie*

Jon: *turns when the bathroom door opens, nods at Eddie* You get it?

Eddie: *wields the sharpie like a sword*

Argyle: *nods sagely* Words are weapons, my man.

Eddie: So. *smiles and looks around the bathroom* What message shall we leave for those seeking great knowledge?

Jon: This is all you two. I’m not like the best with words -

Argyle: *slinging an arm over Jon’s shoulders, placing a kiss to his cheek* Don’t overthink it my dude. It’s only a bathroom wall in a bar. Think of it like a fortune cookie, not a novel.

Jon: Yeah?

Argyle: Perfection is the trap from the man, man. You gotta let it just flow.

Jon: *smiles at Argyle like he is an angel* Yeah?

Argyle: *nods* No worries brochacho.

Eddie: *runs across the bar back towards Steve* STEVIE! Steveeee!

Steve: *turns and watches his approach, behind Eddie Jon and Argyle are laughing so hard they can barely walk*

Eddie: *smiling like a goddamn hyena* STEVE.

Steve: Yeah hun?

Eddie: You gotta…*starts chuckling*…you have to…*laughs, turns to look for Jon and Argyle*…OH…*starts laughing harder when he sees the other two bent over each other, faces red, and tears glistening in their eyes*…STEVE…

Steve: *looks between the three* You want me to go see your tag?

Eddie: *still laughing, just nods*

Steve: Alright, show me.

Steve: *stares at wall, behind him Eddie, Jon, and Argyle are still in a fit of laughter*

Eddie: DO YOU SEE IT? *he leans on Steve’s shoulder to look at the tag, laughing still*

Steve: I see it. *smiling*

Argyle: It’s a universal truth.

Jon: A universal truth. *laughing so hard he is actually crying*

Steve: I mean, I guess it is. *starts laughing with the others*

Eddie: Jon…*stuttering exhale*…started us out. I *puts a hand on his chest, over his heart* added the burritos and stripper part. And Argyle he just…*starts laughing*…he just, grabbed the sharpie and added…my friend…

*the bathroom door opens and a random guy walks in and looks at all four of them, he nods and then backs out*

*the bathroom is silent for 10 seconds before all four burst into hysterics*

Steve: I mean honestly, I was expecting a penis.

Eddie: *smirking* I got one for ya right here, big boy…

[microdivinity]

I don't have any fucking money, digital, 2024

[badstitched]

Rainbow Nautilus Fresh in the shops!

I can't stop, won't stop with rainbows. If I can throw some rainbow gradients in a design, I will do it. I double-dog dare myself!

Anyhoo, this design was really fun to stitch. I did all the 310 black first, and then I got happier and happier as the colors came in. https://www.etsy.com/listing/1531409233/rainbow-nautilus-cross-stitch-pattern

[departmentofinteriors]

[ivyfox-illustration]

Hand Towel watercolor Australian Shepherd, life is short, go ahead, lick the bowl realistic, painting, aussie, bathroom decor Your favourite breed art print - head or body conformation - groomer gift - Other Breeds Available - dog breeder gift - regional specialty or national specialty prize gift idea Artwork by Ivy Fox Illustration Follow Ivy Fox Illustration on social media https://m.facebook.com/IvyFox.illustration/ https://www.instagram.com/ivyfox.illustration/ Find your dog breed: Personalized Pet Portraits: https://ivyfoxillustrates.etsy.com/ My website: https://ivyfoxillustration.com/ Art Prints Merch Original PaintingsEnhance any bathroom area with a custom hand towel that adds character to its surroundings. Made with a polyester front that is a perfect canvas for printing and a soft cotton back, this premium hand towel is soft, light, and absolutely chic. .: Material: 100% polyester front; 100% cotton back .: Soft to the touch .: One size (16″ × 28″) (40.64cm × 71.12cm) .: Print on one sideContact Email: IvyFoxIllustration@ gmail(dot)com ———— Tags and other miscellaneous info: ———— Ivy Fox Illustration Ivy Fox dog art Museum of the Dog American Kennel Club Showsight - Where Champions Are Celebrated American Dog Fancier InfoDog Best In Show The Canine Chronicle AKC Gazette best pet portrait artist watercolor fine art unique art Akc meet the breeds Westminster kennel club dog show national dog show crufts grooming intergroom superzoo petquest groom expo dog sports well bred dogs purebred preservation breeders ethical breeders breeder of merit akc grand champion Ch – Champion of Record – earned by gaining 15 points in conformation wins. Points awarded is determined by the number of other entries the winning dog defeats. A dog must win at least two majors (by winning at two different shows under two different judges where there are enough entries defeated to equal 3-5 points by the AKC point system. OTCh – Obedience Trial Champion To earn an obedience title, the dog must have a passing score of 50% of possible points or better, and an overall passing score at three different competitions under three different judges. CD – Companion Dog (First Level Obedience Competition, basic obedience exercises) CDX – Companion Dog Excellent (Intermediate Level Obedience Competition, more advanced obedience work) UD – Utility Dog (Advanced Level Obedience Competition, difficult obedience work, including hand signals) UDX – The highest obedience degree AKC presently awards TRACKING TD – Tracking Dog TDX – Tracking Dog Excellent VST – Variable Surface Tracking HERDING HIC – Herding Instinct Certificate HT – Herding Tested PT – PreTrial Tested HS – Herding Started HI – Herding Intermediate HX – Herding Excellent HCh – Herding Champion AGILITY NA – Novice Agility OA – Open Agility AX – Agility Excellent MX – Master Agility Excellent NAJ – Novice Agility Jumper OAJ – Open Agility Jumper EAJ – Excellent Agility Jumper AKC Unofficial Titles CGC – Canine Good Citizen ROM – Register of Merit – A dog or bitch must earn a number of points specified by the DPCA rules, and also meet the numbers of champion and major pointed progeny required by DPCA. The requirements for bitches are less than the requirements for the dogs because males have the opportunity to produce a far larger number of offspring. ROMC – Canadian ROM ROM/C – designates that the dog has earned an American and a Canadian ROM. TT – Temperament Tested TC – Temperament Certified AOE – Award of Excellence-A dog must meet qualifications in conformation, obedience, and also be OFA´d to earn this award. New competitions are being added and rules for competitions change, for the most up to date rules and regulations, check with the AKC and the DPCA. Miscellaneous American titles often seen on pedigrees and in advertising. BIS – Best in Show at an All-Breed Show in conformation. BISS – Best in Show Specialty (where only dogs of the same breed are competing in conformation) BOB – Best of Breed BOS – Best Opposite Sex BOW – Best of Winners (best between Winners Dog and Winners Bitch in breed conformation class competition) WD – Winners Dog – the winning dog overall of the regular classes of his sex. WB – Winners Bitch – the winning bitch overall of the regular classes of her sex. RWD/RWB – Runner up to the winners dog and bitch, if the winner becomes ineligible for the award then the runner up will receive the points awarded from that show. Special – A dog that is already a Champion that is competing for Best of Breed only. A Champion cannot compete in the classes where points are earned (because a Champion has already earned them!) RTD – Registered Therapy Dog TD I- Dog has passed Therapy Dog International´s testing HEALTH CERTIFICATIONS OVC – Ontario Veterinary College OVC Hip Certification – A dog may be preliminary screened at a younger age, but will not receive a certification unless the dog is at least 18 months old. It was told to me by a tech in the radiology department of OVC that they consider hips to either be bad, in which case they are rated on a scale from 0 – 4, with 4 being the worse, or they are “good” in which case the animal will receive a certification number (if 18 months or older. Therefore they do not follow the U.S. rating system which includes “FAIR”, Good, Excellent”. Their exact words were “the hips are either GOOD or they are NOT. OFA – Orthopedic Foundation for Animals OFA Hip Certifications – dogs within a specified range of normal hip x-rays are certified OFA-Excellent, Good, or Fair OFA – Elbow Certification – Certified by OFA for normal elbows on x-ray, only one grade recognized as normal. Check with OFA for proper procedures and positioning for hip and elbow x-rays. A dog may be preliminary screened at a younger age, but will not receive a certification unless the dog is at least 24 months old. OFA is also now doing certifications for other canine health concerns such as normal thyroid levels, check with OFA for accurate data and rules concerning these. CERF – Canine Eye Registry Foundation-dog is certified to have normal eyes. Re-certification must be done annually. vWD – Von Willebrands Disease free-meaning the dog has been tested and found free of vWD, a bleeding disorder, vWD free ratings also are often given with a percentage listed. For the best information on Von Willebrand´s Disease, contact Dr Jean Dodds, who is the leading research specialist in blood disorders. Dog show prize idea

[oddbatss]

another day, another alien in the bathroom

[papas-majadas]

Corner Bar Chicago.

[buckhead1111]

Smokin in the tub ~

buckhead1111