#Batfleck sounded so cool and not like he was dying every time he talked

[frownyalfred]

pining/horny Clark sneaking into the Cave and using Bruce’s voice modulator just to record Batman saying sexy things to him in the voice but forgetting to clear the transcription record and having to look Bruce in the eye the next day at Batfamily dinner (Alfred did him a solid and erased it before Bruce saw it) (Alfred will not tell Clark this and will drag out the horror just to see Clark sweat when Bruce asks him a question)