#Barmey Calhoun

[inkzectz]

Barmey is irresistible

[blushft]

man, i'll kill you!

[adrian-sheppy]

battlebots night

[thegamenowends]

[ghostenik]

something something muffins or handrails or whatever

[prinnamon]

based on this post. he's barney in the middle lol ^_^

let me know if you want transparent versions for discord stickers and whatnot!

image descriptions in alt text + more detailed description of the main image below the cut.

[Start ID. Six digital halfbody drawings of characters from Freeman's Mind-style Half-Life machinima series against a green and white striped background. Each one has a caption written in white text on a black box.

Gordon Freeman of Freeman's Mind is depicted as a white man with a light brown mullet pulled into a ponytail and a goatee, square-framed eyeglasses, and an eyepatch. He wears a Mark IV HEV suit of orange, black, and silver power armor. He smiles and his fingers are interlocked in front of him. His caption reads, in all caps, "kill everyone".

Chell of the Chell's Mind series by CyhAnide is depicted as a brown woman with a couple of moles on her arms and face with long curly hair pulled into a low ponytail. She wears an orange jumpsuit with rolled-up sleeves. She cups her face in her hands and grins. Her caption reads, in all caps, "make them pay".

Ryan Sullivan of Mind of Ryan is depicted as a white man with a messy light brown mullet and pronounced under-eye lines. He wears a light blue shirt, a teal and dark blue striped tie, and a white lab coat. He has a weary expression and his fingers are tented in front of him. His caption reads, in all caps, "you won't outrun it".

Vincent Stark of Stark's Mind is depicted as a light-skinned Asian-American man with short black hair, a goatee, and glasses who looks a bit like a better-groomed Gordon Freeman. He is also wearing a Mark IV HEV suit. He smiles calmly with his hands folded in front of him. His caption reads, in all caps, "I wish I could stop".

Barney Calhoun of Barney's Mind is depicted as a brown man with long black curly hair and partial heterochromia. He wears a Black Mesa Security Force uniform consisting of a blue button down, black tie, black armored vest with a Black Mesa emblem on the chest, and black and silver helmet. Barney also wears aviation goggles atop his helmet. He smiles warmly with his hands together in front of him. His caption reads, in all lowercase, "im barney from black mesa lol".

TJ Arlen from Arlen's Mind is depicted as a white man with very short hair and five o'clock shadow. He is wearing a Black Mesa Security Force uniform with a blue beret that has a white Black Mesa emblem instead of a helmet. He also sports a headset with a mic and black fingerless gloves. His caption reads, in all caps, "the blood is on your hands". End ID.]

[hymnforascarecrow]

Barney's Mind

[aloneeyez]

Sailor song TikTok meme aaah moment

[protosymphonette]

wishful thinking

[wilsonphiggs]

this has been done before but this is literally the first thing I thought of when I heard the song

[cr9wee]

Barney’s mind ended 15 years ago and I’m still here

[inkzectz]

they are #kawaii

[blushft]

nightcore if it was good

[adrian-sheppy]

scale. scale of what? i don't know. scale.

[skraeet]

i made them kawaii

[lun6laveria]

BLAAAHHHHH BLAAAAHHHHHH BLAAAAAAHHHHH BLAAAAAHHHHH!!!! HATE THEESE FUCKERS ALL OF THEM!!!!!!