#Ball Shaft
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God I wish Mickey had been around during the throuple era. Like, "Hi, I'm Kev. And this is my wife Vee. And that's our girlfriend Svetlana. And that's our girlfriend's gay husband, Mickey. And those are our three children."
imagine the four of them working at the alibi during that stint where it was a hipster bar? the debates going on about what the deal with the bartenders' polycule is... and how that one red head fits into it.
#maybe mickey did get arrested but was acquitted (because the case was a joke)#maybe ian and mickey are still on the outs but never out of each other's orbits of course#anyway... what could have been if the shameless writers weren't determined to brutally shaft their supporting cast at every opportunity#gallavich#svet/vee/kev#shameless#mickey milkovich#svetlana yevgenivna#kevin ball#veronica fisher
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WAKE UP, FRIT NATION! THEY TALK TO EACH OTHER!
#dragon ball#dragon ball super#dragon ball sparking zero#dbs frost#dbs hit#frit#Hit's tone is oddly kinda soft here#I have finally been fed the crumbs I've been waiting for#still need to know what the outro situation's like- the uploader had Frost win and he just uses one of his generics#from what I've heard the U6 tournament got absolutely shafted in the story mode#kinda sad to see
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If I was on star trek I would have done numbers because of my baby doll eyes tiny waist and C cups and they would have put so much makeup on me And they would have shaved my eyebrows off and airbrushed every shot and they would have kept shooting the same angle of my face every time. And they would have given me a huge wig. And they would have given me a bunch of sparkles. And they would have given me lifts. And they would have said my god what a stunning creature... And they would have said now look like youre really kissing william shatner
#Premise is he has 4 days to save the ship from an orb. Orb is taking all of the power and he has to stop the orb#And the only way he can stop the orb is if he kisses the focally blurry baby doll eyes C cup woman#Well he doesnt have to. But he does it anyway.#And uhhhh somethingggg . Well I dont really know what happens.#Somethings happening...#Somethings happening....#Mr. Spock.#Somethings happening.....#Woah you can see his cock right through his pants. The shaft the balls and everything. That is seriously cool.#Lazer beamsss#And then the orb starts talking and its like#You can let the trolly kill 3 people or you can pull the lever and kill a different fourth person. Spock tells Jim to pull the lever.#Somethings happening......#And then he says Scotty? Beam me up.#Roll credit
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Do you have any Emmrich weenie hcs?
I think emmrich is most certainly uncut, and by the looks of things it’s pretty large. Definitely a shower but like. Not for nothing u know lol
I also hc that he shaves down there but I choose to ignore it in my art because I 🩷 pubes forever and ever
#large shaft. somewhat average balls. wavy coarse pubes.#he probably dabs scented oils down there#emmyposting#yappa answers
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I have this one picture of my dick that I know you guys would just go feral for because of the angle and ugh I wish I could post it here so bad!!!
#It's a pov of my tummy and shoulders if your face was by my balls :)#And A LOT of shaft#No tip tho because it's still *a tease*
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*knock knock* yeah hey, sorry to bother you this fine day. But I'm looking to get signatures on my petition.... yeah its for feeding Elon Musk into a wood chipper... exactly, I'm hopping to make a new Jewish holiday of the occasion. Thanks for your support. *smooch*
#local Hebrew man is irate#social justice#funny#Nazi punks go die#street punk#punk#inhale my balls and shaft you fuckin chode
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i think akira toriyama made a deal with the devil to write one of the best female characters of all time, in exchange for never writing a good one after that.
#juney.txt#dr slump#dragon ball#yeah i know android 18 and videl were pretty cool but they both got shafted pretty soon into their respective arcs#which is PART OF THE ISSUE!!#anyway we need more autistic weird-girls like arale :)
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I'm far from the first person to make this observation but mechanical engineering can get so sexual
#there's something out there called a drop-in nut#and a certain type of bearing is called 'deep throat ball bearing' in french#lift the shaft. push onto shaft. and so on.#(roulement à billes à gorge profonde - for the curious)#translatorposting
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Roman putting you in a chastity belt but leaving your clit uncovered and putting Jason in a cock cage but leaving his balls free 😭
So he can torture you both when ever he feels like it without having to let you out?
#anon#gilverranswers#just fyi tho cock cakes usually leave the balls exposed as standard#they're used as leverage for the shaft usually#at least in my experience anyway#nsft
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deku got that neapolitan dick
#🔪 - mello talks too much#it had to be said#for those who dont know#pink tip white shaft brown balls#like the ice cream flavors obvi
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When none of the early access people on YouTube are playing as the characters you actually want to see...
#dragon ball#dragon ball z#dragon ball super#dragon ball sparking zero#I got to see the Girl Talk and sadly Cabba doesn't have a unique line towards Frost#hoping they didn't further shaft Frost and gave him some special interactions
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I look like the biggest freak in town trying to raise friendship with Jas and looking like this
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The ending of portal 2 would've been great except the writers failed to account for one thing. I never even so much as disliked wheatley.
#portal 2#fuck you fuck you fuck you#i want my ball back#he djdnt deserve that and now im crying ans mourning as if my pet had died#“oh but he tried to kill you and said all of those mean things” I DONT CARE HE WAS FORCED INTO A POSITION WHERE HE WAS SEVERELY OUT OF HIS#DEPTH. THE CIRCUMSTANCES (AND GLADOS) WERE JUST SHITTY. I FORGAVE HIM BEFORE I EVEN FINISHED FALLING DOWN THAT ELEVATOR SHAFT. IF GLADOS CAN#BE REDEMEED WHY CANT HE??? OH JS IT BECAUSE GLADOS WAS THE FAN FAVOURITE SINCE THE FIRST GAME??? I DONT GIVE A FUCK I NEVER PLAYED THE ORIGI#NAL ONE#THE FIRST PERSON I MET WAS WHEATLEY AND HE WAS NICE TO ME AND HE HELPED ME ESCAPE
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kyu.gay Update 08/26/23
Added Satori Kagome Youkai Night Parade ver.
Added Nanami Yachiyo Historia ver.
Added Devil Homura
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Thank you!
#kyugay#magia record#magireco#see i swear that originally when they started adding in characters who had multiple images for their animations#that the additional image pieces just werent showing up#but now?? they seem to be??#but please reach out if no there is an obvious part of an animation missing and im stupid#(minus of course vfx and etc since idk if theres any way to ever make those show up)#anyways. we are warming up to akumuras ingame anis i think#i just wish shaft hadnt dropped the ball
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I had a really good PT session today. I’m kinda dumb so takes me a while to figure out what they’re asking (and then remember to actually do it) but I feel like what I learned to do today will help a lot.
#my glutes got so weak over pandemic when I stopped doing strength training and then horrible wfh ergonomics was a factor too#I saw a PT about 18 months ago and in retrospect they were a waste of time and money and didn’t even seem to know what they were doing#one of the PTs I saw ~18 months ago was a guy and would always give me a massage around groin area - like shaft balls and hole territory#and I would try sooooo hard to stay flaccid but about 50% of the time failed and it was sooo embarrassing for me 🥲
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god i wish i was young again, i would have done it so much funnier
#never even fucked a fruit for clout#if i dropped a sex tape and i were still 22 you know id go rabid in some sort of fucking gourd#id change the lives of many susceptible incels dicks by mass producing yeast infections cramming my cock in any bacteria riddled citrus that#would have me#theyd be riding my ass on tiktok and id just be retiking them or whatever and laughing hysterically#yo this guy DEFINITELY got his balls in that grapefruit i know his yeast count is hiiiiiiigh#id be on reddit religiously dropping snippets of shaft
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