#BadDecisions

[eric-sadahire]

Parents got a new cat they named Lord Montague, and this morning I heard my dad in the other room say "I would have to advise against that decision my Lord."

Followed by a crashing sound.

[lex-andria]

got us making bad decisions

[lacy1986]

HAPPY FRIDAY 😉

[albertolopez]

Bad Decisions

Alexander Pope once said, “To err is human.” Yes, we all make mistakes. It is part of being human because we are all work in progress. Typically, humans make around two thousand decisions in a day.

[mefmacgyver]

# The 300 Reasons I Can't Visit Wisconsin: A Study in Poor Life Choices

You know those moments where your past catches up with you faster than a V8 engine on an empty highway? Yeah, welcome to my Tuesday morning. There I was, sipping my gas station coffee, scrolling through my emails like a responsible adult, when BAM – turns out I'm a wanted man in America's Dairyland. Plot twist: I don't even like cheese.

Let's rewind to that night – you know, the one where borrowing a pristine Chrysler 300S seemed like a totally reasonable life choice. Picture this: White exterior gleaming under the streetlights like a ghost, windows tinted darker than my future, and an engine that purred sweeter than any of my ex's lies. It was basically begging for a joy ride, right?

Here's a pro tip: If you're ever doing 125 on the shoulder (hypothetically speaking, officer), those flashing lights in your rearview aren't a disco party invitation. They're more like a "Congratulations! You've Just Won a Multi-State Manhunt" sweepstakes. And let me tell you, it's a prize that keeps on giving.

The good news? That beautiful beast of a car didn't get a scratch. The bad news? Apparently, crossing state lines makes the feds more interested in your life than your mom on Facebook. Now I've got one state ready to throw me a welcome party with complementary bracelets, while the original state is like "Hey, wait up, we saw him first!"

Currently playing: The world's most stressful game of jurisdictional hot potato, while I'm over here googling "can you get extradited for awful decision making" and "how to explain felony warrants to your daughter's teacher."

Life lessons learned:

1. V8 engines are like toxic relationships – thrilling but ultimately problematic

2. State lines are apparently not just suggestions

3. The "out of sight, out of mind" strategy works better with ex-girlfriends than law enforcement

Next week on Mef MacGyver: How to attend your kid's soccer game while dodging process servers – a parent's guide to selective invisibility.

[yourlifejam]

Tag a friend who’d agree.

Life facts | relatable

[teamfatkidnation]

We talked about Alex's vacation to the outer banks and how they don't know how to make bouillibase. We also tried some jerky from the Jerky Experience in the Outer Banks, unfortunately for us the Armageddon damn near killed us! Then we found out that apparently the NFL stadiums are just now catching up with the nacho trend or should we say finally showing up to the nacho trend.

[usnewsper-business]

Validating bad decisions with friends and Google is a recipe for trouble #baddecisions #friends #Google #search #validation

[usnewsper-politics]

Validating bad decisions with friends and Google is a recipe for trouble #baddecisions #friends #Google #search #validation

[thepastliesbeforeus]

When you wake up to a ridiculously long line of slingo scratch tickets all attached and leading out of your bedroom door...

[seoul-italybts]

[✎ TESTO ♫ ITA] ❛ Bad Decisions ❜ - Benny Blanco, BTS & Snoop Dogg⠸ 05.08.22

[✎ TESTO ♫ ITA] 

❛ Bad Decisions ❜ 💜 Decisioni Sbagliate

Benny Blanco | BTS | Snoop Dogg

Radio BTS N OO P [*BTS e SNOOP Dogg]

Senza make up, lo adoro

Sei così dannatamente bellə, giuro, da star male

Voglio il tuo amore, voglio il tuo nome

Nel mio cuore non ho nient'altro che una fiamma ardente

Se vuoi il mio amore, avvicinati, non farmi aspettare

Dai, prendiamo decisioni sbagliate

Uh, piccolə, ti voglio in ogni momento

E allora dammi tutti i tuoi baci

Ti voglio lunedì, martedì, mercoledì,

piccolə, ogni notte

Ed è come se (uuuh, aaah)

Non riuscissi mai a toglierti dalla mia mente

Ed è come se (uuuh, aaah)

Uh, piccolə, ti volessi in ogni momento

Vedono tuttə quanto sono figo (oh yeah)

E credo di sapere il perché (oh yeah)

Perché ho te qui al mio fianco (oh yeah)

E non posso lasciarti andare così

Se non sono insieme a te, non sto bene

Se vuoi il mio amore (yeah)

avvicinati, non farmi aspettare (uuuh)

Dai, prendiamo decisioni sbagliate

Uh, piccolə, ti voglio in ogni momento

E allora dammi tutti i tuoi baci

Ti voglio lunedì, martedì, mercoledì,

piccolə, ogni notte

Ed è come se (uuuh, aaah)

Non riuscissi mai a toglierti dalla mia mente

Ed è come se (uuuh, aaah)

Uh, piccolə, ti volessi in ogni momento

Facciamo ciò che hai sempre desiderato fare

Divertiti e vivi la tua vita

Aiutami a riempire la giornata e a trovare un luogo

Dove possiamo stare faccia a faccia

Lascia che ti mostri, qui nella mia macchina

Che ciò che è sbagliato è sbagliato in senso buono

Se è di regole che parliamo, io non le rispetto

Dai, prendiamo decisioni sbagliate

Uh, piccolə, ti voglio in ogni momento

E allora dammi tutti i tuoi baci

Ti voglio lunedì, martedì, mercoledì,

piccolə, ogni notte

Ed è come se (uuuh, aaah)

Non riuscissi mai a toglierti dalla mia mente

Ed è come se (uuuh, aaah) (Cosa?)

Uh, piccolə, ti volessi in ogni momento (uuuh)

⠸ ita : © Seoul_ItalyBTS⠸

[ruinikaidoexplodedbadly]

how much are nendoroids usually getting a nendoroid for ~100 isnt that bad right..... Eye twitch

[towersofpaperbacks]

at the library :))) should be working on my term paper :))) but instead i'm on tumblr dot com :))) surely I won't regret this #sillyguy #baddecision <- hey where did that come from??

[eeleye-mcshitposts]

tee hee hee

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[albertolopez]

Our Actions Impact Our Future

According to Leonard I. Sweet, “The future is not something we enter. The future is something we create.”

[bandzboy]

idek why i decided to drink two coffees today #baddecisions