#Baby Lawyer

[toomanycares]

in honour of finishing my last exam, here’s a few pics from my recent camera roll

[lawschoolruinedme]

“But Being A Lawyer Is Better Than Law School, Right?”

[babylawyerruns]

I think I’m still deeply haunted by that law school clinic I did, where I thought I was doing really well and my clinic professor told me 9 weeks into the semester that they thought maybe I had a cognitive impairment and had noticed “red flags” in class and here I was thinking I was doing a good job. I think ever since that I’m like deeply afraid that I’m fucking up beyond repair and have no idea I’m doing it and I’m blissfully unaware. That’s what happened then- when I literally thought everything was fine and had been getting fine feedback and all the sudden months into the semester I was told I was apparently fucking up?

What’s funny is later one of the professors said that she didn’t know the other professor was gonna take it in that direction. And the example the professor gave was sort of bs. But it still haunts me cause like… damn !!! For someone who views their value as what they do for work and their work product and like very much thinks I’m only worth something if I do a good job - that was really fucking awful man. And I project that on everything.

[anniegetyourbubblegum]

As a lawyer, I'm BEGGING YOU TO USE CHAT GPT and/or other AIs to study.

Because once you're out there taking cases and going to trial, you have to know your shit or you'll lose, and if you lose because you're an idiot your client will be very unhappy.

I take sooo much pleasure in winning cases against idiots who cite laws that don't exist and fake rulings. I'll eat you for breakfast and still have enough room to mock you for the rest of the day. Plus, you'll annoy a judge who'll forever remember how stupid you are and won't ever respect you.

Seriously, though, for those of us who work in criminal justice, reading shitty briefs and gossiping about lawyers who fumbled badly is our bread and butter. The worse you are, the better we look. Use AI if you want, but it'll come back and bite you in the ass.

ur future nurse is using chapgpt to glide thru school u better take care of urself

[musicalwhales]

First time solo in court tomorrow

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael shows FNAF movie Mike his son,,

[ariaste]

Me: [sees everyone talking about how Assad Zaman was "literally" coming up with RPF about himself and Eric Bogosian in an interview]

Me: ah, fandom's doing its little "interpret an innocent comment in Some Kind Of Way" thing again, let's go find the video and do our own critical thinking about what was actually said here--

Assad: What would happen if I said-- [words that cannot be interpreted as anything but RPF fanfic]

Me:

Me: ok fandom gets a pass on this one actually

[rozzsum]

FREYA AND OWEN GET BEHIND ME 🙌🏾

They such a sunshine duo, pure serotonin, why do people hate such cuties 🤧

credits to finnysmiths on X

[wibblytimey]

POV: you are Docm77 in the case of ZombieCleo v Docm77 circa 2024

[bruciemilf]

"You're laughing," Bruce deadpans, and even with those contacts on, that burning glow of anger lights up his brown eyes whiskey golden. "Our toddler stole your car, robbed a toy store, and you're laughing."

"You look so beautiful when you're angry. "

"Harvey."

"Doll. It's funniest shit ever," Harvey exclaims, holding a pleased looking Jason, happy as a clam, cuddling a wonder woman kangaroo plushie.

Jason giggles, " shit!"

Bruce groans. Harvey grins harder, "That's funny too! Come on, you're tellin' me our kid ran over the clown, and you don't find it funny in the slightest."

"Not at all."

"You're just mad you didn't ran over him first."

Bruce doesn't deny that. "He's taking the toys back."

"Eh, come on."

"Harvey."

"Oh, what are ya gonna do? Send me back to arkham?"

---

"You don't listen to him, kiddo," Harvey says, behind a wall of glass, back in his orange scrubs. Harv is irritated with him because his Bruce time is limited. "You're gonna do great things. Great, destructive things."

Jason laughs, two front teeth missing after following Dick on patrol. Turns out flying takes more than self-confidence and prayer. "Shit."

Harvey still laughs like a maniac.

[littlefankingdom]

Nobody know the kids of famous people, the Kardashians are well-known because they have a show (and people who don't give a fuck about it cannot name them), and some kids are known if their parents put them in the spotlight (North West, for example, but like, you could show me a picture of her and I would not recognize her).

I don't think the Wayne kids are famous. Bruce is, he is this attractive rich philanthropic guy who loves the cursed hell that is Gotham, it's his cover for Batman. But his kids? This man is overprotective, he would not let the press anywhere near his kids. If people knows barely anything about them, it's less likely they can be hurt in civics. And the more kids he gets, the less people remember them all.

A paparazzi took a picture of Dick/Jason/Damian at school? Wayne's lawyers at their front door. A rumor was published about them? Wayne's lawyers at their front door. A video of one of them filmed without consent finished online? Wayne's lawyers at their front door. Don't even dream about making some article pointing out his kids are attractive (for other teens or for adults for the adult ones), he will find you. Don't even try to say any racists or bigoted about his kids, he will ruin your life.

Some of them are very satisfied with this (Jason, all ages, and Cass, for examples). Some did dreamed of the spotlight sometimes (Dick. He is a performer, he was soooo annoying as a teen because he wanted to be famous!). But Bruce stood his ground.

In the end, Dick is a bit famous because of his position as "the heir", as he is the one stepping in Bruce's place to do damage control when Bruce dissapears. Tim is known because of his takeover bs he did when Bruce was gone in time (reminder that he is not the CEO). Bruce still doesn't let anything too personal or unprofessional about them exist.

[h4unted-d4rling]

[lawschoolruinedme]

Issuing a Crossclaim Like

[yusakiiiii]

Watching Doc’s latest video and Joe’s fantastic job at being a lawyer, I was inspired to write a Haiku about the situation. I commented this on Doc’s video but would also like to share it here.

Doc’s a big baby.

That is my defence for him.

That’s all your highness.

[habken]

Dabi brings hawks home to the poly fam and hawks makes an off color comment about the hero commission and the relationship he has with them and lawyer inko who has already destroyed endeavor gets ready to tear the hero commission down (this inko adopted tenko and unknowingly took up his torch or restructuring hero society)

love that the au is just “inko gets a law degree and unknowingly saves the world”

[yuwuta]

gojo would kill your work husband. but if he were the work husband, that's a different story

REAL!! he’s such a hypocrite because if someone mentioned you had a work husband, his entire world would stop and he wold devise the absolute worst plans to make sure that your co-worker, everyone at your job, and everyone in the next building over knew that he was happily committed to you 

but if he is the work husband, he’s very........ dutiful in his role. there’s a loose office/lawyer au in my head where satoru is your secretary, and for all intents and purposes, your personal assistant, and he’s good at his job, but mostly because he considers his job to be pleasing you. he has coffee for you when you arrive, he moves your schedule around without you asking, he has answers to questions before you can even ask them, he has fresh flowers on your desk weekly, pokes into your meetings to pretend to hand you a file that’s really just maybe a single document in a manilla folder with candy on top of it—he’s made himself your business, your partner; he’s made himself irreplaceable, and he loves to remind everybody of that fact. 

he’s also extremely loyal. sure, he could day a week’s worth of work done in about a day, but that doesn’t mean he’ll just use his talents for anybody. he’s your secretary, so he’s at your beck and call, and everyone knows it. they know he’s the best, but also that he’s off limits—not because you won’t share him, but because satoru won’t let himself be shared. 

he also extends his duties beyond work, of course. when he hands you a print out of your schedule for the day and you’re confused by the three-hour block of time you have in the middle of the day, satoru just helps you shrug your coat of your shoulders and smiles, “that’s for the lunch date you have with me, of course!” hanging up your coat in your closet for you, “i’m paying, see you soon, sweets.” and because you’re great at your job, and satoru helps you be great, nobody really questions when the two of you have time for a 13-course tasting menu at 1pm on a tuesday afternoon. and if they did, all satoru would say that you two had a lovely date