#Ba(d)t Bitches

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We have our first set of prompts for Civil War 3!! You can use them as many times as you want. However using multiple prompts in the same work won’t give you extra points. I can’t wait to see what you all create!

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Phoenix Villains Snippets.

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| {Play With Fire} |

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| Word Count: 853. |

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Marinette watched as the fire danced between her fingers and around her hand as if playing with her. It seemed so harmless like this, so different to roaring inferno burning the village around her to the ground.

This is what they deserved for hanging her parents under the accusation that they had set their own bakery alight. As if they would ever so recklessly endanger their sole livelihoods like that? It was sickening.

Her eyes, usually such a clear, crystal blue, gleamed gold in the lights of the flames. Why shouldn't she burn this place to the ground, and rejoice in the ashes? They'd taken everything from her. Her parents, her livelihood, her future...

Why shouldn't she take away theirs? There were no innocents in this. No one had said anything as the guards held her back, as she screamed and sobbed as two kind, gentle people gasped and choked for air.

It hadn't been a beheading. It hadn't been quick. Marinette wondered who pulled the strings to make it that way.

She'd burn them. The scent of charred skin was already becoming familiar enough.

Ashes choked the air. Good. They deserved to know how her parents had felt, desperate for air yet unable to breathe.

The crackling of bodies and buildings burning was loud, but not loud enough to disguise the crunch of soft footsteps against death baked soil, followed by the near silent swish of a cape.

“You're here to stop me.” She muttered hollowly, gaze not wandering from her flickering flames.

“What makes you think that?” An unfamiliar accent responded. “Maybe I'm here to join you.”

She snorted. “You're a Bat. Are you not? Bats stop that which they believe to be injustices.”

He chuckled. Against her will, she turned to look at him.

Poison-green eyes gleamed in the roaring fire's light. ... Perhaps this one was on her side. Still.

Best to make sure.

A man stumbled out of the wreckage, eyes wild, nearly out of his mind from pain.

"Please," he said, "Please save me. I can't -- I'm not -- I'm a good man, I promise, please --"

Marinette tilted her head at him. "Save you, hm?"

The Bat brushed ashes off his shoulder and nodded his head at her, as if to say, 'Go on.'

"Who saved my family?" she asked the man, and saw no recognition in his eyes. "Who saved Tom and Sabine Dupain-Cheng?"

"Make it stop!" the man pleaded again. Marinette tsked and threaded a soothing hand through his hair.

He sobbed, going lax under her hand.

She tightened her grip and yanked his head up. "Wrong answer."

The scent of burnt hair and charred, cooking flesh filled the air.

"Efficient," the Bat said, as she tossed the body to the ground. "Screaming was a little inconvenient, though."

Marinette gestured at the carnage around her. "Convenience wasn't exactly my goal, here."

He snorted. "Sure, it's not now. But later? It will be."

Sending a glance at him through the corner of one eye, she caused the fire to ripple and writhe around her hand and to rise from the ground, licking at the air around her boots. Casting her in a brilliantly searing glow.

She hummed, closing her eyes for a brief moment as she breathed in the scent of smoke. “And, what do you exactly propose that later will require my goal to change to one of convenience?”

The Bat sauntered closer. “Awww, c'mon. Don't tell me this is your one and only grand plan? To burn one little village to the ground and then what? Let yourself get captured by a Bat?”

“You sound so certain that I wouldn't fight back.” She pointed out. “And yet you saw what I just did to the waste of life.”

“You didn't immediately try to attack me.” The Bat countered.

Marinette hummed.

“I could help you, if you were to so wish it.” The Bat offered, a teasing lilt to his tone, eyes glimmering not unlike hers as he watched the flames swirling around her.

“I have other targets.” She admitted. “Not everyone responsible was here tonight.”

“Then,” The Bat started, moving even closer, unphased by the risk of burning, “let's enjoy tonight, the other Bats, Ladybug and Batgirl specifically, won't arrive til overmorrow at the earliest. Afterwards, we can begin making moves towards our next targets.”

She nodded, lips uncurling into a feral grin. “That sounds a wonderful plan.”

The Bat bowed. “The name's Jason.”

“Marinette but I think Phoenix is a little more fitting for the both of us now, don't you think.” She answered.

“Oh, I agree.” He reached one gloved hand out towards her. “To the start of a beautiful alliance.”

“To the start indeed.” Marinette clasped his hand, flames dancing and playing harmless around them both.

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"What," Steph said, "The fuck."

She was staring at a heart burned into the ground. A perfectly-shaped, coal-black heart. That was somehow gouged into the cobblestone road.

Cass hummed. "Not natural, Ladybug" she said.

Steph spluttered. "Not -- not -- NO DUH! Batgirl! What -- "Cass's giggle cut her off. Steph pouted.

"Unfair," she mumbled, "You're so mean to me."

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[alittlemelody716]

CONGRATS!

The results are out! Congrats to Team Chat Noir (Plagg’s Plague) for winning the MGI Civil War 2023!

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[ask-canvas-campaign]

IM SO SORRY FOR CALLING CEEYARTEE A BITCH. I don’t actually think that I think they are a bitch. Sorry I’m so sorryz.

OF COU RS E YOURE SORR Y. LIA R LIAR L IAR TH EY ALW AYS APO LOGI ZE AF TE R ITS S AID AND DONE. IT S TOO LATE JU ST CR AWL AW AY AL READY.

.. … APO LOGY WASN T TOO BA D THOU GH. I GU ESS

[estradadiol]

Bas(rul)ed? Bas(rul)ed on what? In yo(el)ur dick? P(ru)leas(rul)e sh(r)u(le)t th(rule)e f(r)u(le)ck (r)u(le)p and (r)u(le)s(rul)e wor(ule)ds pr(ule)ope(lu)r(u)l(e)y yo(r)u(le) f(r)u(le)ckin tr(ule)og(ru)l(e)odyt(rul)e, do yo(r)u(le) think God gav(rul)e (r)u(le)s a fr(ul)ee(lur)dom of sp(rul)ee(lur)ch j(r)u(le)st to sp(rul)ew r(ule)andom wor(ule)ds that hav(rul)e no m(rul)eaning that do(rul)esn't (rul)ev(rul)en co(elu)rr(ul)elat(rul)e to th(rul)e topic of th(rul)e conve(lu)rsation?

Lik(rul)e p(ru)leas(rul)e yo(r)u(le) a(ru)l(e)ways comp(ru)l(e)ain about why no on(rul)e ta(ru)l(e)ks to yo(r)u(le) or(ule) no on(rul)e (rul)expr(ul)ess(rul)es th(rul)eir(ule) opinions on yo(r)u(le) b(rul)eca(r)u(le)s(rul)e yo(el)u'r(ul)e a(ru)l(e)ways sp(rul)ewing r(ule)andom shit (ru)l(e)ik(rul)e pogge(lu)rs bas(rul)ed cr(ule)ing(rul)e and wh(rul)en yo(r)u(le) tr(ule)y to (rul)exp(ru)l(e)ain what it is and yo(r)u(le) j(r)u(le)st say that it's f(r)u(le)nny lik(rul)e what?

What th(rul)e f(r)u(le)ck is f(r)u(le)nny abo(r)u(le)t that do yo(r)u(le) think yo(r)u'l(e)l(ur) j(r)u(le)st b(rul)ecom(rul)e a stand-(r)u(le)p com(rul)edian that wi(ru)l(e)l(ur) g(rul)et a standing ovation j(r)u(le)st b(rul)eca(r)u(le)s(rul)e yo(r)u(le) said "c(r)u(le)m" in th(rul)e stag(rul)e? HEL(uru)L(e) NO YO(r)U(le) F(r)U(le)CKIN IDIOT, so pl(rul)eas(rul)e sh(r)u(le)t th(rul)e f(r)u(le)ck (r)u(le)p and (r)u(le)s(rul)e wor(ule)ds pr(ule)ope(lu)rly yo(r)u(le) d(r)u(le)mb bitch

r(uwu)le

[thecornchips]

hey um @ all my mutuels and other ppl that ive talked/memed with b4

HI IM SORRY WE DONT TALK ASMUCH ANYMORE AND THAT ID LOVE TO HECKIN TRADE MEMES WITH U AGAIN AND THAT IT WOULD BE VERY PLEASANT FOR US TO CHIT CHAT AMONGST OURSELVES ONCE MORE, DOTH THOU WANT A COOKIE, I SHALL RETRIEVE SUCH FOR OUR WONDROUS ALLIANCE TO FLOURISH, THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR MINE ABSENCE AND I APOLOGIZE PROFUSELY IF IVE DEALT THEE ANY PAIN OR IF I GOT U UPSET IN ANYWAY, IM DREADFULLY SORRY AND SHAMEFUL FOR MY ACTIONS, I SHALL REPAY THEE WITH 1 TRILLION LOVES HhHHhHhHhhHJHhHHjhhHJhhhHJhJHhhHHHhHh 

hHHHHHHHHHhhJhjHhHHhHHhHhHHhHhhHHhhHHHHhhHHhHHhHHhHhHHhHhhHHhHhHhhHHhhHhhHhHHhhHHhHHHHHHHhhHHhHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

[yurtletheturtlehenderson]

Song Tag 📻

Big thank you to the wonderful @dumdumsun for the tag! 😌🤲💝

Rules: spell out your URL with song titles. Then tag as many people as there are letters in your URL**

Y ━ You Only Want Me When You're Lonely by Jim Boyd

U ━ Under The Milky Way by The Church

R ━ Right Back Where We Started From by Maxine Nightingale

T ━ The End of the World by Skeeter Davis

L ━ Look On The Bright Side Of Life by Monty Python

E ━ Eve of Destruction by Barry McGuire

T ━ The Bitch Is Back by Elton John

H ━ Harold Jenkins by Igtoluh

E ━ Earth by Sleeping at Last

T ━ Time Warp by Little Nell, Patricia Quinn, Richard O'Brian from The Rocky Horror Picture Show

U ━ Unwind Yourself by Marva Whitney

R ━ Reconsider Baby by Elvis Presley

T ━ This Year's Love by David Gray

L ━ Live and Let Die by Paul McCartney, Wings

E ━ Eight by Sleeping at Last

H ━ Hello Walls by Willie Nelson

E ━ Everybody (Backstreet's Back) by Backstreet Boys

N ━ Night's In White Satin by The Moody Blues

D ━ Dancing in the Moonlight by King Harvest

E ━ End Of The Line by Traveling Wilburys

R ━ Reflecting Light by Sam Phillips

S ━ Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) by Eurythmics

O ━ Only You (And You Alone) by The Platters

N ━ Never Tear Us Apart by Paloma Faith

♡ no pressure, no specific order tag ♡: @emo-space-tea @witch-of-all-things-soft @ongaku-ato-kakikomi @night-yoarrbe @shawkneecaps @terrazaurio @ohmyitsfaith @ba-responds @bex-stranger-things @omni-idiot-fanfics @little-boats-on-a-lake @a-girl-who-loves-disney @whatawonderfulusername @vicassa @white-wolf-buckaroo @guineverebeckilicious @alpacataco @okimreadynow @onlyroad @popacherryvisitalibrary @disaster-magician @lonerstolovers ━ this basically ended up being the taglist since i sadly dont have that many mutuals 💀 feel free to ignore if you want, loves!

**I added my own little challenge for my own sake cause I wanted to narrow things down—these are from my growing playlist for a WIP of mine, [hence some of the weird choices] TSU! But of course that was just me, anyone is free to do the tag game normally or however they want

[melissa-titanium]

IM LITE R;AL YLL;Y ; GIOIU GNTO CR;Y ILVOE UOU YORKI ILVOE ANS;WERING QUETIONS OM G OM GOMG OK WAIT HOLDO;N.

HE WAS THE PILOT (NOT SQUAD LEADER JUST TH PILOT) OF HIS SQUAD AND ENDED UP CRASH LANDING SO BADLY IT LITERALLY KILLED EVERY SINGLE MEMBER OF THE SHIP (or. so they Thought...) AND. M SPECIFICALLY HAD FALLEN OUT OF THE SHIP BEFORE IT ACTUALLY HIT THE GROUND AND LIKE. FELL LIKE A COMET (hence his title by the worker drones, "the comet") INTO A MOUNTAIN AND COMPLETELY FUCKING DECIMATED THE ENTIRE PLACE. THE OTHER MEMBERS OF THE SQUAD WERE. Q AND U . AND A WORKER DRONE NAMED ENID WHO WAS REPURPOSED AS A . LIKE. MECHANIC/HEALER DRONE . M WAS LIKE. SUPER FUCKED UP FROM THE CRASH HE DIDN'T Q U IT E DIE BUT EXPERIENCED A SEVERE HARDWARE DAMAGE WHICH RESULTED IN A REPEATED FATAL MELTDOWN WITHOUT FULLY DEACTIVATING SO HE HAD TO LIKE. CONSTANTLY CONSUME OIL AND REPLACE HIS OWN BODYPARTS WITH DDS AND WORKER DRONES HE KILLED TO LIKE. N OT D IE FROM HIS BODYPARTS C O NST A NTL Y ME L TI N G. SINCE HIS HARDWARE IS SOOO SO FUCKED UP IT ALSO MESSED WITH HIS SOFTWARE SO HE FUNCTIONED OFF OF LIKW. THE MOST BA S IC ESSENTIAL PARTS OF HIS CODING FOR 5 YEARS UNTIL HIS. SQUADMATE ENID WHO CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD AS A SOLVER DRONE FOUND HIM. BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM. AND PERFOR;MED O P EN HEA R T SURG;ER Y ON HIM TO FIX HIM . since she basically lost all of her proper equipment it was a bunch of bullshitting with the parts from all the thousands of dead drones he kept in his mountain-den where he crashed so he wasnt repaired PE R FE C TLY but it did still work . AND THEN THEY LIKE. HUNG OUT FOR A LITTLEBIT imsorry holy shit igot way off track BASICALLY HE CRASH LANDED. GOT FUCKED UP. THEN GOT REPAIRED. his MOST differing feature is the fact that. unlike n and v and j . he never had a worker drone counterpart. so hes like very blunt and has no interest in social shit and hes like. literally built to kill . he only develops some form of social interest through interactions with his squadmate,s. specifically enid.THATS WHY HES A BITCH BECAUS;E ENID IS A BIT; CH

PROT T Y PE OMG OMG OKWAIT . IM SO FUCKING SERIOUS HE WAS. THAT WAS HIS ENTIRE FUCKING LORE HE WAS A PROTOTYPE DD LIKE V1. HE WAS ACTIVELY BA SE D OF FOF V1 IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING ICANNOT BELIEVE YOU PEGGED THAT RIGHT AWAY. he isnt anymore but. gi g gl. e.. ss .s .. s. s.]

HE. hm. hm. okay. he's VERY warm. like at his absolute best, he's a little uncomfortably warm. at his worst he'd set you on fire. he squeezes a little tighter than necessary and he's very gangly and sharp in places that probably wouldnt be fun to touch. BUT when hes wearing his trench coat he's probably much cozier. his coat is insulated and covers almost all of his top half & arms so most of his sharpness is gone and he's not uncomfortably hot. so it kind of depends. if he is Naked (usually naked) he would not be comfortable to hug. if he is Clothed (rare occurrence) he would be more comfortable to hug.

HIS HWISKERS ARE MADE OUT OF THE .THE. FUCK. OH MY GOD.

FIBER OPTIC WAND MATERIALS. EXCEPT THEY CONDUCT HEAT AND ENERGY TO ALLOW FOR EASY DATA TRANSFER AND SENSOR RECEPTION . GIGGLE.

AND HE IS. LIKE. W A Y FUCKING TALLER THAN A BUNCH OF OTHER DDS. due to his limbs being maaaaaaad distended and warped he was ALREADY tall before but he got even fucking taller after. i hc average dd height as like, roughly 6' ... but M is probably 8' or higher . hes like fucking HUGE i cannot emphasize this enough

THA NKL UOU S O M U; CH FOR ASK IN G I L ove; i lo ;' ilove. oc. lore. if you ever get a md oc plea;seple. can they be friend;s

MINOR M REDESIGN :))

[i-will-cry-you-a-river]

"T-told you not to tou-urp-ch w-what is mine, d-didn't I?"

Morty froze, his shiny, cherry colored lips parting for a gasp as he was forcefully pulled up by his hair from his bed where he was peacefully (hornily) sleeping. A barrel of a gun pressed against his temple, as his tearful eyes met with furious blues.

"I-i'm s-sorry, Rick!" He breathed. The metal pressed painfully.

"S-selfish, ba-urp-ad boys don't get to s-say sorrys! I told you, didn't I? Y-you are mine. O-only I can t-urp-ouch you, yet you dared t-to disobey?!" Broad fingers ran down his side, the callouses roughly sliding on sensitive skin.

"I-I-I… i-it was an accident!" Morty whined, his cock under his pink panties still achingly hard. He was dreaming about his Rick, and he might have gripped himself in his sleep, but-

"Accident, huh?" Icy voice growled, hooking a wandering finger into his panty, snapping the band that slapped against Miami Morty's loin in a painful sting. "I'll sh-ough-ow you a-accindent!"

The gun pressed harder against his head, making Morty breathless, scared, and more turned on than ever before. Miami Rick dragged the gun down, slowly sliding it against Morty's lips, through his pretty pink nipples, back down on his spine, until it slipped under his hot pink underwear, between his ass cheeks.

Morty jerked, breathing hard and fast. Miami Rick's hand gripped his long, blond hair, turning his face upward, making him look straight into those ice cold blues.

"B-bad boys, who can't ta-urp-ke orders, must be p-punished," he said. The cold metal of the gun made Morty tremble, in fear, in want, he didn't know. Licking his strawberry-flavored lips, he gasped for air. The dark scent of leather, gunpowder and alcohol invaded his senses, making his head spin.

Miami Morty whimpered.

"Y-you insatiable bitch," murmured Rick, withdrawing the gun, just to press it against his back, between his shoulder blades. "A-are you a g-good boy f-urp-or Daddy?"

The question was whispered against his ear, making him shiver and moan.

"Yes."

"Strip," Miami Rick ordered, his hand letting the blonde hair go and Morty immediately took off his tiny panties and loose shirt. "G-good boy." His free hand snaked down towards his legs, tapping one slight thigh, instructing Morty to spread them without a word. The young boy opened them, granting access to calloused fingers.

Morty shivered as fingers grazed his cock, but leaving way too suddenly. Rick gathered his hair again into his fist, wrapping long locks around his hand and yanking Morty's head back. Miami Rick traced his grandson's jawline with the gun. The pretty boy instinctively parted his lips, his oral fixation kicking in.

"T-tell me ho-urp-w good boy you are, Kitten," Rick smirked, caressing the pink lips with the cold gun.

"R-r-really good," Morty whimpered, rolling his hips in a vain attempt to seek friction.

Rick's eyes hungrily took in the sight under him. His gun glistened with Morty's saliva, the boy basically panting to stuff his holes full.

"We'll see," Rick growled, pushing the gun past the boy's life. Morty moaned and wrapped his tongue around the barbell, teasing the gun like it was Rick's cock. He wasn't sure if the safety was on is not, but not really caring about either way, trusting in Rick completely, and he took the barrel deep into his mouth. He sucked, drool dripping down his chin. It sat heavy and thick on his tongue, and he swallowed eagerly the gunpowder taste. Looking up from under his eyelashes, he could see Rick's hungry gaze as his grandfather watched him giving head to a gun. It was intense and Morty felt he could come from just that look, and the mortal danger he swallowed deep in his throat. His eyes fluttered shut, everything felt too much, yet not enough.

"G-good Kitten," Rick said, his voice shaking. He, too, was as affected by what was happening as Morty was. Pulling his gun away from those cherry red temptations and throwing it away, he unzipped his pants, taking his throbbing cock out. He ran his hand along his hardened length a few times before running his hands down on Morty's body to grab his tights. He hoisted him up, and his Kitten wrapped his long legs around his hips.

Rick ran his swollen tip along Morty's always ready holes teasing his grandson with it, drowning them both to madness. Both grandpa and grandson moaned as Rick pushed his tip inside. Just the tip, yet it was better than anything and anybody he used in his long life. His Morty, his Kitten, his grandson and soulmate was the best fuck, best everything ever, for a thousand years.

His speed was wild and punishing when he finally allowed them both to feel each other fully. Morty's little hole was gripping him, sucking him in, knowing who it belonged to. It didn't take long for either of them to come, painting long strips of white all over Morty's tanned body, but it was fast and brutal, bloody and painful; completely them.

"Y-you did good, Kitten," Rick whispered to the spent, half-passed out boy, gently kissing the top of his blonde head. His Kitten instinctively wrapped his arms around his neck, wanting to stay as close to his grandfather as he could. One of Rick's hands reached to his gun, never parting from it. He was a genius and almost a gun, but he needed something to keep Morty safe if anybody tried to do anything.

"I-I love you, Rick," Miami Morty yawned, burrowing himself in Rick's arms, throwing a leg over his hips. The little Kitten was just as possessive as Rick was.

[handsmotif]

bong bong ba na bong. nyeah? ba ba ba ba no ba nyong. nyeah? boing boing boing boing boing byoing byoing byoing? nyeah? byoingbyoingboing yoing yoing yoing…… n…n… aaaaahhhhh. my daddy, an my mommy, and my daddy, an my maaaaa-mmmyyyy D-D Daddy an my mommy and my-STOP. …yeah!

JESSE PINKMAN IN THA HOUSE.

ba da da da bum DOW. ba ba dummy dum dum baba dummy dummy dum ba da dummy dum DOW. bitch, bitch, little bitch. i made you mybitch. jesse,, bitch, bitch YEAH BITCHJESSE! …………bitch

no. i am……… the dangerr……..

i am……….. the. one. who. knocks. (knocks knocks knocks)

say. my. name.

mr white,

you’re god damn right.

hank, …. say my name. willy wonka? hh…..what?

walter white?

you’re god damn right.

my name is asac schraeder– it’s hank– assaaaacckk sccchrraadderr his name is hank. my name is asssaaacc scchhraadderr. IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO LISTEN TO ME. fuck yourself. …huh woooww hu-hu-oww wow-ah-ah-ah-ah-owwww. fuck yours- wuh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ow huh-huh wow. JUST LISTEN TO ME. fuck yourself. woooow wa-uh-oh. wow-ah-ah-ah-ah-owwww. fuck yourself. wuh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ow huh-huh wow. wow-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-owwww.

puff puff puff? t-t-tch. puff puff puff puff? t-t-t-t-tch. ha ha ha ha huh ha ha. ha ha huh hauh huh ha ha.

puff puff puff? t-t-t puff puff puff puff? t-t-tt-tch. ha huh ha ha huh huh ha. h-ha huh ha ha ha.

you. are not the guy. you’re not capable of bein’ the guy. i had a guy, but now i don’t. you. are not. the guy. HUAHdee da dee da dah de deeee.

you. are not the guy. you’re not capable of bein’ the guy. i had a guy, but now i don’t. you. are not. the guy. HUAHdee da dee da dah de deeee.

i had a guy but now i don’t. the guy. da dee da dah de daaaaa. i had a guy but now i don’t.

THE GUY.

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Place your votes!

Civil War 3 Paris v Gotham starts tomorrow. In honour of this 7 day war I’m making a 7 day poll. Who do you think is going to win?

We’re super excited for the war to start! The first prompt list was released this morning, and everything will start to be posted tomorrow!

As always: the war is supposed to be a fun CIVIL event. So while poking fun at others in good natured teasing is okay, being mean or hostile is not.

Have fun! Watch the content flow! And route for your favourite team!

[miracle-sham]

Necromancy and Magic Shops Snippets.

| {MGI Civil War 3 Event} |

| {Necromancy} |

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| Word Count: 540. |

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It had been raining the day before, when a fierce knock upon her door rattled the hinges.

Marinette had rushed downstairs to pull open, revealing a sopping wet Adrien at the threshold.

“I need your help...” He rasped, stumbling inside into the warmth beyond.

“Okay.” Marinette had agreed without question or hesitation. She had promised him she'd be there for him no matter what, after everything they've been through as Ladybug and Chat Noir.

“My mother... My father...” Adrien grimaced. “She woke up again. Because of him.”

Marinette didn't need to guess the truth he spoke underneath. She had been dead, cold and still inside that wretched crystal coffin.

“I need your help.” He repeated, staring into her eyes desperately. “I can't do this alone, please.”

“Okay.” She promised, swallowing thickly. “There's a shop, I've heard of. They specialise in... Gardening.”

Adrien nodded, eyes closing for a brief moment. “I can't go. She'll get suspicious if I'm gone for too long.”

“I'll go for you then. I won't let you down.” Marinette whispered.

Which is why she was here, stood in front of the unassuming clocktower that shouldn't exist, labelled neatly with a purple bat shaped sign 'The Batgirls' Emporium'

The door creaked as she opened it, stepping inside. The crackle of magic rolling off her as the wards let her through. She clutched at her Ladybug protective charm tightly.

The shopkeeper was watching her. She glanced away, scurrying towards the necromancy section, hope desperately curling in her chest as she scanned the aisle for what she seeked.

———

Cass looked her latest customer up and down. Their eyes met, and the other looked away first.

She nudged her partner gently and gestured to the necromancy aisle. Steph whistled.

"Ooooh, boy, you're looking for a toughie, huh?" she asked the nervous girl.

"I, um, I didn't -- I don't --"

"Not to worry, not to worry," Steph interrupted. "We've got you covered! We've got animal revivals, people revivals, plant revivals (although we charge extra for a kingdom's crops), and --"

"I'm not!", the customer interruped, "Looking to bring someone back! I need to put someone down!"

Cass's eyes sharpened. Steph froze, then slanted a look at the other.

After a quick examination, Cass shook her head.

"Well," Steph said, "Sorry for any rude assumptions I might've made." Her voice was low and soothing.

“It's... Fine.” Marinette mumbled, refusing to look at her, hands fidgeting at her sides.

Steph sighed. "Look, Cass isn't karate-chopping you right now, so I trust you're not up to any evil. What do you need?"

Marinette made a slight keening noise. “It's... I don't know exactly, I've only heard rumours of it... But my friend, someone he knew was dead and now they're not. And there's. He's scared. I promised I'd help.” She admits, saying far too much and yet not enough at the same time.

Cass vaulted over the counter and pulled Marinette into a hug. She tensed, and Steph feared she'd bolt. Instead, she melted into it.

How long had it been, Marinette wondered, since she'd last been hugged. Even Adrien kept his distance these days, despite everything, not that she faulted him, they were both hurting and coping and healing in their own ways... But she missed being comforted.

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[hightidelowmood]

Blindspot season 3

OK OK OK I have returned back to this 10/10 show and hello!!! EPISODE 15 LETS GO

I like Keaton... why oh why do I like this grub???? and the chemistry between him and Zapata?? they're a great team. I love the dynamic so much! Zapata's 'I am at capacity at keeping secrets' is literally hot. I love when she throws down back at Keaton hahahaha

I can really understand why Avery continues to push away from Jane especially because Jane continues to try and pull her into the storm. Not that Avery shouldn't be part of all of this, but I can understand her adversion to thinking her own father is capable of all the terrible things they continue to push at her!

eeeeeEeeeEeEeEep I still think Roman is... hot. The turmoil he feels about loosing Blake is very, very interesting. I like that he has all of these romantic feelings. His character development is so great to watch.

UGH ok Jane has just woken from her slumber to a sound... and wtf is Kade doing back here. "I'm not going to kill you.. I need your help" bitch why should she help you???? also her husband is going to bash him surely??? Kade's an idiot to be completely honest, Jane and Kurt have no problem going for the kill shot LOL they will literally murder without thinking HAHAHAH ooooft, CIA totally stuffed everything for Kade... interesting. Of course he wants a new deal what a headache.

HAHAHAHA of course Keaton is freaked out that sand storm has been found what a great moment in Blindspot hahahaha and of course Jane trusts Kade's word for it, there is another bad terrifying bad dude loose in NYC, love this for us. OH OH OH Crawford is involved!

200 million... for Blake back?? I am looking forward to seeing how they're going to get their children back. OoOoO they're being kept in a night club... god Roman's accent is H O T anyway, he is the only person talking sense. He doesn't want to start a gang war... but I am surprised that Crawford agreed with his business buddy over Roman??? especially because Roman is clearly educated and cares for his daughter? i n t e r e s t i n g

OoOoFT Keaton and Zapata is so hot... why are they so attractive? they are currently arguing over what they'll be doing with Kade. when they fight its full of vibesssss anyway, Keaton being honest and telling Zapata what's happening with Kade's husband.

Anyway, we are back with Jane and Kade interacting and I love how truthful Jane is. She is so sincere when she tells the people from her past.

Oh there's a building rade happening tonight?!!??! Kade just dropped the beans!!! yay, wonder how many headshots there will be by the team??? lets go lets go!!

FFS what is wrong with Crawford??? why isn't he listening to Roman? I don't understand why Crawford isn't listening? oh of course Roman is going in to get Blake. Boy oh boy, he has it bA A A a a a a a d, I adore this side of Roman SO MUCH!

Oh god Kade is seeing his son :( I am crying, this is sooo sad. His son started crying, AWWW get me a big big big tissue and a bottle of wine because I feel too emo for Kade and the situation he has put himself in at the expense of his family. What an idiot but also... circumstances hey??? I wonder if Kade holds back knowing his son doesn't recognise him anymore?

ANYWAY, Avery is baaaack and she wants to know what her dad did on his past life and I still wonder what angle she has... does she actually want to know? Does she even care???

Oh!! Kade is going to share his knowledge! ~how interesting, he doesn't know what's going on but he does know who the bad lady is... who is the bad person I wonder...? is it someone they know? Quinn BONITA?!?! who are you?!?? so you're a bad bitch? Why are CIA bad guys always wearing army pants and tight shirts and OH MY GOD THEY JUST got to a hotel and she's locked down the hotel and shot someone in the head??? why is Quinn going rogue??? oh because her husband was killed how awful :( this poor woman

Quinn is about to attack the CIA with full rights because her son was killed and wasn't at all rescued, you can't really blame her especially if Keaton is the piece of shit poster guy for them. Anyway oh my god the undercover office is at a research university "Belmore" uni!! oh that's so interesting!! the outpost, they've found it! how interesting!

OH MY GOD, THE CIA BIG WIG!!! HE WAS IN CHARGE IN ALIAS TOO!!! HOLY SHIT!?!?!?!? WHY DOES THIS ACTOR PLAY ALL THE BAD GUY LEADERS?!?!? LOVE THAT SO MUCH!! anyway, sorry I am totally fan girling right now... Robert, the director you're living your best life... how interesting. ANYWAY, holy shit we've got two bloody hectic storylines happening... now we've shifted to Europe and Roman is saving Blake's ass right now.

Let me take three guesses here and say that Blake survives this ordeal. OH OH OH Crawfords business partner set this whole thing up?? how interesting!?!??

OH ok oh oh oh my god Quinn's terrorists just literally shot another agent in the face. ~this is deep right now Quinn, she's right this will not bring her husband back and I can kind of understand the whole thing. Oh so Keaton is a hero then?!?!??! head shot... 4 now. 4 people have been shot in the head so far! hahahahahah + the ones Roman shot... that's 8 people HA HA HA HA HA

Interesting.......... dID i miss something? Did Roman set this shit up??? did he set up the whole thing???

Anyway, wow Keaton is a piece of shit for not upholding the bargain with Kade. That is terrible, I hope that Zapata makes sure he gets free. She shouldnt have to lie directly to Kade. Kade shouldn't be treated in this way, it's wrong and I think Z knows that too. I hope Z comes clean. OH she didn't have to come clean, Zapata looked like a big ass liar anyway!!

Oh sis... Zapata you big piece of shit

OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH O H ROMAN IS UNCOVERING THIS SHIT HAHAHAHAHA of course Crawford set this shit up ahahahhaa I actually thought it may have been Roman lol anyway, wow Roman.. why are you so clever. What a terrible father to Blake but Roman... you clever clever boy. Crawford is going to try and kill Roman I think??? i think that's where we're heading...? OH CRAWFORD Poisoned him/?!?!?!?!? hahahahaha I jdore crawford 'messing' with Roman but Roman is a nasty piece of shit right back don't mess with him bby crawford.

AWWW ZAPATA AND EDGAR GUYS she's still so but hurt with Reade and I need to know if they end up being endgame?!!? please tell me they do I'll be pissed if they don't end up being end game. That chemistry is still hot too??? there's so much hurt and loss there, so much tension.

AWWW AVERY has come full circle and realised the truth about her dad, she now knows her dad was a murderer and how heart breaking :( I dislike that she now knows he didn't choose her. That is so awful :( I wish that Jane didn't tell her! Was it really necessary?

[nightfall-kachiniko]

AOT Characters reacting to you calling them a nickname!

Includes: eren, Armin, Mikasa, Sasha, Connie, Jean, Pieck, Annie, Reiner, Bertoldt

Eren:

- “w h u t “

- confused asf

- doesn’t mind it but thinks it’s funny

- “AYO WHATS UP JEAGER BoMb” You said as you jumped on him who was sitting on the couch, rolling onto into. “Jeagerbomb?”

“YUHH 😩✋”

Armin:

- loves it LMAO

- probably likes it better than his own name lol, because it’s made by yiu ofc ofc :3

-“hey book boy!” A bit confused at first but hey

- “book b o y ?”

Mikasa:

- “Hi scarf Womannn” :D you said as she was copping vegatables

-“hey ba-“ stops and gives you and odd confused look.

- “AHAHAHAH YOU LIKE IT?”

- “I mean ...? Sure?”

- secretly loves it

Sasha:

- “food snatcher what’s goood”

- “oh yuhhh you best know it”

- ricks and rolls with it muy guy >:😩

Connie:

- “AYO con con you seen my tshirt?” You said getting out the shower

- “right here shawty boo” he said as he tossed you it

- he does the lip bite thing LMAOAOAO

Jean:

-“Jeanboooo can you get me my towel pleaseee?” You said, stepping out of the shower.

-“JEANBOO? ONLY MY MOM CALLS ME THAT-“

-“HAHAHAH I KNOW I KNOW”

Pieck:

- “Piku piku try thisss!” You said, shoving a fork in her mouth with spaghetti on it.

- “oh it tastes good! But piku?”

- “y e s “

Annie:

- “Annneee How was your dayyy?” Asking her as she got home from training,

-“ don’t call me that-“

- “OH COME ON ITS CUTEEEE”

- “no”

- “please! 🥺”

- “no-“

- “man you suck ANNEE ANEE”

Reiner:

-“HEYO REIINEAR” you mocked his name running up to him

- “bitch?”

Bertdolto:

- “Bear turtle your friend annie Aka secret lover may or may not be trying to kick MIKASA’S ass and MIKASA doing the same to her-“

- “OH NO ANNIE-“

- doesn’t care 😭

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[thecornchips]

hey um 

anyone remember jumpstart/H.E. or-