this is. literally fanon martin. like holy shit
bro manipulated so well he convinced the fandom too
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who got u smiling like that but its just cellboier elden ring i missed them so fucking bad its crazy
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YOOOOO
EVERYONE SEND GOOD VIBES MY WAYYYYY
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Audience of maybe 2 people but there needs to be a video edit of Marc dancing moving his hot ass bawdy to "Haule Haule gidde'ch nach patlo ni Tera lakk na maroda kha jaave" because that song is literally him.
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walking into work and immediately wanting to kms. xenophobic, sexually harrasing old man coworker still there and manager shows no sign that hes gonna be fired soon. understaffed by 2 ppl and nothing is fucking prepped for closing. time for a new job i fear
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the way kp should've ended w pete blowing everyone up. i'm not even saying that jokingly as his fan like they literally wrote themselves into that ending and then couldn't follow thru bc they were in the wrong fucking genre. in my head he did tho bc i'm not a COWARD
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what brand of stupid are you?
Bastard Stupid
Swears are your language and crime is your profession. Your reason for doing just about anything is because you could, no matter how stupid it was. Why did you set that fence on fire? To watch it burn. Why did you put that bug in your mouth? To see what it tastes like. Why did you teach that kid to say fuck? Its funny. Keeping you around is like housing a cartoon villain but at least you know how to pick locks so that's a reason to let you stay.
tagged by: @littlelightningbvg (ty <3)
tagging: @tempportal, @murdcck @immortalled and @littleshcp (for allison)
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Every morning I wake up and there are BIRDS in my house that CHIRP AND SING this is the life
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fia is fortissaxzens. seluvis is pidiazens. hyetta is irinazens
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