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I think I'm finally through the insurance battle and will get to pick up my T on monday. If I show up and they ask me for hundreds of dollars I will be on the news
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it is a moral imperative to write nasty shit that's a little in poor taste
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I've gotten so much done today and some of it was even what I was supposed to do
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guy out in the real world complimented my fob shirt today and said 'oh wow i haven't thought about them in forever'. yeah man i'm also really normal about them too. i don't want to get the singer pregnant even a little bit
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the moment I heard elphaba's delivery of "there's a girl i know..." in i'm not that girl i knew i had to draw this comic, i strongly recommend listening to it while you read for the full experience!
this comic is a companion to this piece (which was inspired by glinda's delivery of the same line in the i'm not that girl reprise).
pages 1-4 are from elphie's pov, pages 5-8 are from glinda's.
flower meanings in order of appearance:
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songs that make you insanely depressed but in a life affirming way
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Long haired Joe Trohman please come home the kids miss you 💔💔
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HANNIBAL | 3x07 “Digestivo”
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Something something two switchy horny dog boys desperately humping each other and then wrestling to top each other
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"WHAT THE FUCK—"
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Idk I see people say bunny-coded I see people say deer-coded…I say fuck it make Patrick a Jackalope at this point;;;;
I don’t really know anything about the creature but the combination of Deer/Rabbit works well enough for me.
#TRICKALOPE#cryptid hunters keep showing up to try to photograph and/or kidnap him#so pete starts claiming to be a vampire to throw them off the scent#fob
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