#BUT I WIN ‼️ MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME!!!

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OHHHH HEART DROPPED UR ALL ILL EVER WANT??? YEAHHHH YAHOOEY

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𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐌𝐀𝐒 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋

౨ৎ featuring - Miles 42 x reader

-> synopsis - Snow ball fight with miles!

꒰ 🥥 ꒱ؘ warnings - if your allergic to cursing, I guess don’t read 🤷🏾‍♀️

ᯤ Author’s note - New writing style + Have a merry Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanza, and a happy new year!!! And if you don’t celebrate those, I hope you have a nice day and spend time with family ^_^

You and your friends + miles all agreed to a snow ball fight, it was all fun and games till everyone started getting competitive…

Hiding behind a snow built wall, you peaked your head out to see if anyone was out in the open, yet there was no one in sigh-

“Shit!” Someone yelled, seems like they got ambushed

Peaking out your head once again to see who it was, to your surprise it was ganke, taking the walk of shame back into the house

Taking this chance to ambush the person who took out ganke, you paused before you made your move.

“Something’s off” You muttered to yourself, being high alert of your surroundings, But it was too late, footsteps approached rapidly, as their boots hit the snow below, as you turned around, miles was right behind you, ready to strike

“What’s good, mami?” Miles spoke in a mocking way

“Geez don’t scare me like that!” You huffed, crossing your arms

“So, you ready to accept defeat? There ain’t no where to run, unless you wanna end up like Ganke” He sneered

“I’m not gonna lose to you!” You scoffed as you throw snow at him

He grabbed your arm to halt you, “Nice try guapa, but it’s over” He smiled

You broke free from his grasp, sighing in frustration “If I’m gonna lose I might as well get a head start at running” You suggested

“Alright then, you’ve got 8 seconds, starting now” he replied

You lifted yourself as you sprinted, your boots hitting the snow with a soft faint hissing sound

You know your friends aren’t out yet, so maybe he’s saving you for last..?

You duck behind a tree, sure it’s not the smartest, but hey! You only had 8 secon-

A abrupt yelp snapped you right out your thoughts, you peak out from the tree, your friend Tasha got ambushed with snow near her snow fort

She went back inside the house with a scowl, though who could blame her?

All your friends are out, meaning…..

It’s just you..

But miles is no where to be seen, keeping your guard up, you move from your position near a snow fort Tasha built earlier

A familiar set of footsteps approached rapidly From behind you, though you didn’t get the chance to turn around

“Gotcha once again” Miles smiled

“Man this shit ain’t fair!” You hissed

“How about a 1v1 then? Whoever wins, gets the person anything they want, deal?” He suggested

”Deal!” You beamed

Grabbing the nearest snow, you just quickly roll it up to throw it at him

Miles being taken aback, not prepared for the attack, soon after fires back, but he ends up losing.

“Alright fine, you win!” He grabbed your arm forcing you to halt “There you win”

“That means you have to get me anything I want!” You cheered

“Alright, what do you want then?” Miles questioned

“Maybe hot Chocolate, you free tomorrow?” You responded

“Alright, bet!” He replied

‼️ Thanks for reading :3 Before you go! Check out the hot chocolate fic, basically the continuation of this ‼️

‼️ Hot chocolate fic ‼️

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HP Rec Fest 2024

day 9: a wip

so very excited to be reccing two of my favorite authors for @hprecfest today! what a privilege to have WIPs from both of them this year. it feels like an early Christmas gift and I’m so hyped up. I’ll try to keep this short & sweet (LIES) and not give too much away, but I’d love to scream about these with anyone else who’s following them!

First Watch of Night by @tackytigerfic (E)

Harry Potter defeated Voldemort at the Battle of Hogwarts on May 2nd, 1998. But what if he didn't?

Tacky’s FTH started posting a couple days ago and it’s already consuming everyone’s hearts and minds (as it should). this is the Voldemort wins AU meets time travel multiverse we’ve dreamt about and deserve. the tags were clearly crafted to meet my cravings and paint the most exciting scenario: wartime politics, magical theory, undercover, the list goes on and up to perhaps the most important tag of all (This Fic Asks the Question Would Harry Potter Have Sex With Himsel ‼️) and I am ready to inhale this in an obsessive frenzy. Tacky is my reference when it comes to Drarry romance and gorgeous prose, so I just know this is gonna be epic, heart-wrenching and potentially ruining in the most satisfying ways. I’m extra excited bc (don’t ask me how) I was able to avoid all excerpts posted this year hoping to stay in the dark and I’ll save the experience for my birthday as a lil treat!

I will also say (this time as a personal note) that having been friends with T for some time now, I know what this accomplishment means and how much this journey took from them over the last few years - there’s a renewed sense of pride and appreciation you develop watching your friends achieve something massive like this, I couldn’t be prouder of them!

Little Gods by @the-starryknight (M)

The Ministry claimed that the restrictions on magical education were for the good of wizard-kind, but it doesn't feel like that when Harry works his dull machinist job. With a new mission and the advent of a snowy winter season, Harry and his compatriots might find a way to keep their underground organization alive and plan for future teachings one banned artifact at a time.

my second rec is Starry’s advent fic, which caught me completely off guard and made me scream at my phone in excitement for about 5 minutes. their Christmassy fics have a little altar in my heart and figure in all my comfort lists (see also: A Room Up There). something about the tender and unhurried slow burn, quiet contemplation and wistful tone hit a deep personal place for me. this fic opens up with such an intriguing vibe it got me immediately hooked and in love with this melancholy Harry. I wanna learn everything about his post-war life, his mysterious job and this grim corrupted world that Starry crafts with such impressive detail in about 3k (so far), contrasting with the merry holiday aesthetics. the mood is tense and enthralling, the world building perfectly executed and the hints of a complicated Drarry relationship got me at the edge of my seat yearning for more. now excuse me while I go check ch 7 and you should be doing the same 🫡

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Easter Favorites

Looking for a little holiday viewing egg-citement? (Yes, that was terrible. I regretted it instantly.) There’s plenty of Easter-specific entertainment readily available, so hop on over to find some of my favorites. (I’m sorry. Can’t help myself. It’s a sickness, really.)

Updated: April 2, 2024

Movie Favorites

Easter Parade (1948) - It really doesn’t get better than this Judy Garland-Fred Astaire classic. Singing, dancing, romance and a classic Garland holiday song, that rivals Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas.

Rise of the Guardians (2012) - This under-seen Dreamworks animated movie spans multiple holidays but it’s tough-as-nails take on the Easter Bunny, voiced by Hugh Jackman, is among its most memorable, making it perfect Easter family viewing.

Peter Rabbit (2018) - This live-action, animated hybrid should really not be good, and yet a star-studded cast—James Corden, Domhnall Gleeson, Sam Neill, Margot Robbie, Daisy Ridley and Rose Byrne, to name just a few—and a clever, yet still sweet take, on the classic Beatrix Potter tale over performs for all ages. There’s even a slightly less good, but still fine sequel.

Hop (2011) - This is about the Easter Bunny’s teenage son who eschews the family business to head to Hollywood and become a drummer and ends up roommates with James Marsden. And, no, I did NOT make that plot summary up. Much better than you’d expect based on that premise, including an appearance from Hugh Laurie as the Easter Bunny, and David Hasselhoff as, well…The Hoff.

Steel Magnolias (1989) - Melodramatic and occasionally overacted? Sure. But this story of a supportive group of Southern ladies with iron will, played by Sally Field, Dolly Parton, Shirley MacLaine, Olympia Dukakis, Daryl Hannah and Julia Roberts always—and I do mean always—makes me cry. What makes this an Easter film you might ask? An unforgettable egg hunt scene.

Monty Python’s Life of Brian (1979) - For all those Christmas babies that think sharing Jesus’ birthday is bad, try being mistaken from him. One of the Python’s less quoted, but still supremely funny, movie efforts. 

Harvey (1950) - I maintain there’s a Jimmy Stewart movie for every holiday, and this is one of his best. OK, so this Oscar winner isn’t set at Easter, but it’s hard to find something more appropriate for the holiday than a giant bunny. 

Cookie’s Fortune (1999) - This Robert Altman dark comedy/murder mystery is set over an Easter weekend, and is one of his more under-rated efforts, in my opinion.

The Half of It (2020, Netflix) - Alice Wu’s take on Cyrano is set in a (fictional) small town and culminates at an Easter church service.

Pieces of Easter (2013) - An under-seen road trip rom-com set at the holiday. Kind of fun, plus it’s available on Amazon Prime.

BONUS NON-SUGGESTION: Do ‼️ NOT ‼️ Watch either the 1978 animated or 2018 BBC versions of Watership Down. It’s just the thing to give your kids life-long, bunny-related nightmares. Source: My 7-year-old self. 

Favorite Specials

It’s the Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown (1974, CBS) - The Peanuts gang brings holiday heart and laughs for the whole family, with Linus once again pining for another little-known holiday hero.

Here Comes Petter Cottontail (1971, ABC) - A Rankin-Bass classic that's actually better than many of their lesser-tier Christmas offerings, featuring the classic and catchy Easter song.

The Easter Bunny is Comin’ to Town (1977, ABC) - Another Rankin-Bass holiday must see, this one narrated by the late, great Fred Astaire.

Daffy Duck's Easter Show (a.k.a. Daffy Duck's Easter EGG-citement, 1980, NBC) - Original primetime animated special sponsored by McDonald’s; Loved this as a kid, because it’s one where the animator and his characters interact.

The Velveteen Rabbit (1973) - This original, award-winning, live-action version of the classic tale is a little hard to find, but absolutely magical and completely heartbreaking, in the best way.

Easter Yeggs (1947) - This Looney Tunes cartoon, which originally debuted as a theatrical short, has Bugs meeting a depressed Easter Bunny.

The Velveteen Rabbit (1985, HBO) - Not quite as lyrical as the hard-to-find 1973 short, this animated version is narrated by Christopher Plummer, and is very true to the original book.

A Family Circus Easter (1985, NBC) - Dizzy Gillespie plays the Easter bunny in this lesser-known animated special.

Ice Age: The Great Egg-Scapade (2016, FOX) - We don’t get many modern, Easter specials and this one was slight, yet fun.

A Claymation Easter (1992, CBS) - This very weird, stop-motion animated special from Will Vinton won an Emmy for Outstanding Animated Program. 

More to Explore

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) - This Gene Wilder classic isn’t technically Easter-set, but it’s the perfect viewing for a post-chocolate bunny binge.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) - Ditto the above if you, for some reason, prefer this creepy Johnny Depp version.

Meet Me in St. Louis (1944) - Yes, this is one of my favorite classic Christmas movies, but there are also several Easter pivotal scenes in this gorgeous Judy Garland classic.

Mall Rats (1995) - Definitely a different tone, but for those that like their holiday viewing a bit (OK, a lot) less sweet, there’s an extremely memorable encounter with a mall Easter Bunny in this Kevin Smith classic.

Hank and Mike (2008) - Slight, but not unenjoyable comedy about Easter bunnies hitting the unemployment line.

Peter Rabbit 2: The Runaway (2021) - Live action-animation hybrid sequel.

Miss Potter (2006) - Renee Zellweger plays Peter Rabbit author Beatrix Potter giving it a tangential Easter connection.

Roald & Beatrix: The Tail of the Curious Mouse (2020) - This UK-made Sky movie original is a Christmas story, telling the fictionalized story of a real-life meeting between Beatrix Potter and a six-year-old Roald Dahl. 

Zootopia (2016) - This very good Disney animated offering would definitely be in my top 10 if it was at all Easter-centric, but it’s bunny-heavy plot still makes it a solid holiday adjacent option.

Alice in Wonderland (1951) - If we’re expanding to Disney bunny-centric stories this White Rabbit-centered story, or the definitely inferior 2010 live-action version, are totally on the table.

The Santa Clause 2 (2002) - Yes, it’s mostly Christmas, but Jay Thomas does play a wry Easter Bunny in this Disney sequel.

1969 (1988) - This Robert Downey Jr.-starring, anti-war drama starts on Easter, with Downey and Kiefer Sutherland hitchhiking home to see one of their friends ship off to Vietnam.

Rebel Without a Cause (1955) - In case you missed that this James Dean classic is a very obvious death and resurrection allegory, the story also literally begins on Easter Sunday at the police station.

Annie Hall (1977) - The pivotal scene where the very Jewish Alvy, played by Woody Allen, meets Annie’s (Diane Keaton) family is set on Easter with a tense family dinner highlighted by a giant ham.

Easter (2003) - Film festival indie about a church-burning wife.

Redemption for Easter (2021) - A family comes together for the holiday for the first time since being rocked by tragedy.

Easter Sunday (2022) - The highly anticipated Jo Koy, Filipino family comedy was released theatrically in 2022—well after Easter—to not-great reviews, but is now available to watch at home if you’re curious.

A Walton Easter (1997, CBS) - Holiday reunion movie of the long-running, family-centered series.

Risen (2016)- Remember that short-lived 2010s trend of making Bible stories into truly ridiculous, big-budget, action movies with A-list(ish) stars? (Here it’s Joseph Fiennes and Tom Felton) Well, this one’s a doozy. Not so much “good,” as so bad it’s almost kind of sort of fun.

Mary Magdalene (2018) - Bigger stars—Rooney Mara, Joaquin Phoenix and Chiwetel Ejiofor—headline this ripped-from-the-pages of The Bible tale.

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe (2005) - This new testament allegory based on the C.S. Lewis series certainly makes a fitting Easter watch.

The Last Temptation of Christ (1988) - Martin Scorsese’s Oscar-winning portrayal of Jesus’ life is very well done, but definitely not much fun.

The Passion of the Christ (2004) - Mel Gibson’s extremely gruesome crucification tale.

Jesus Christ Superstar (1973) - Less blood, more music, same story.

Godspell (1973) - Just as much music, even more camp.

Amar Akbar Anthony (1977) - This Bollywood classic follows three brothers, abandoned and raised by parents from three different religions. The imagery for Anthony, the Christian-raised brother, includes him popping out of a giant Easter egg in one of the film’s many signature musical sequences.

Greed (1924) - OK, I admit I’m not sure where you’d find this Erich von Stroheim silent classic, but this morality tale features an Easter-set betrayal and Christmas comeuppance, in case you didn’t get the symbolism already.

Lilies of the Field (1963) - Faith-based classic starring Sidney Poitier.

The Ten Commandments (1956) - Annual TV-airings make many feel this Charlton Heston, Bible-based film is specific to Easter, despite its Old Testament story.

Ben-Hur (1959) - This other Heston-starring Biblical epic was not only the most expensive movie made of its time, and the biggest hit of 1959, but it actually tells a Jesus-set, Bible story.

The Prince of Egypt (1998) - A well-done animated tale of Moses is not particularly Easter (Old Testament once again), but the religious overtones, with kid-friendly appeal, make it something that often gets holiday airtime.

The Greatest Story Ever Told (1965) - Max Von Sydow plays Jesus in this New Testament-based story that was Claude Rains’ final film. The story of the production behind this legendary boondoggle—like how 20th Century Fox pulled out after spending 2.3 million (about $865 million in 2020 dollars) without director George Stevens shooting a single frame—is probably a lot more interesting than the movie itself.

King of Kings (1961) - MGM’s much cheaper, and finished far sooner, version of The Greatest Story Ever Told.

The Robe (1953) - Richard Burton plays a commander of the Roman unit who crucified Jesus, who later converts to Christianity.

Barabbas (1961) - Another BCU (Bible Cinematic Universe) character tale, this time with Antony Quinn playing the criminal that was spared from crucification, in lieu of Jesus.

Jesus of Nazareth (1977, ITV) - This Italian-British TV co-production was directed by the legendary Franco Zeffirelli.

Son of God (2014) - Mark Burnett and Roma Downey cut down their 10-hour History Channel miniseries, The Bible, to make this mediocre, at best, 2-hour movie.

Jesus Revolution (2023) - A soft and fuzzy look at the origins of the modern Evangelical church in the U.S. that elides a lot of the real details, but has been fairly well reviewed for an explicitly faith-based film.

Praise This (2023) - Chloe Bailey leads this original gospel-themed musical contest story being released on Peacock just in time for Easter.

The Miracle Maker: The Story of Jesus (2000) - Animated take on Jesus’ story.

The Dog Who Saved Easter (2014) - Extremely generic family film.

An Easter Bunny Puppy (2013) - David DeCoteau family film.

Easter Under Wraps (2019, Hallmark) - Hallmark’s first attempt at an Easter-themed romance. How well did it go? Well, they didn’t attempt to make another until 2023 (see below).

The Blessing Bracelet (2023, Hallmark) - The Dayspring-branded, faith-based story starring Amanda Schull and Carlo Marks is set over Easter and premieres April 8 on Hallmark Movies & Mysteries.

An Easter Bloom (2024, Hallmark) - Faith-based, holiday-set romance starring Aimee Teegarden.

The Easter Egg Adventure (2004) - Did you know there was an animated Easter movie starring Brooke Shields and James Woods? Yeah, me neither.

Baby Heuy’s Great Easter Adventure (1998) - Direct-to-video animated movie

Yogi the Easter Bear (1994, syndicated) - One of the last performances of voice great Don Messick.

The Easter Chipmunk (1995, USA) - Not on par with the original holiday Alvin and the Chipmunk specials, this is still fairly sweet.

Here Comes Peter Cottontail: The Movie (1995) - Direct-to-video animated movie.

Easter Bunny Adventure (2017) - Low-budget animated movie starring William McNamara.

Rabbit School: Guardians of the Golden Egg (2017) - Animated, Easter-themed movie based on German children’s book, A Day at Bunny School.

Rabbit Academy: Mission Eggpossible (2022) - Animated, Easter-themed sequel to Rabbit School.

An Easter Story (1983, Showtime) - Paul Fusco puppet special.

The Fat Albert Easter Special (1982, CBS) - Primetime special based on the characters from the Saturday morning animated series Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids

The First Easter Rabbit (1976, NBC) - Rankin-Bass’ take on the Velveteen Rabbit story.

Winnie the Pooh: Springtime with Roo (2004) - Direct-to-DVD Disney animation, that’s A Christmas Carol take, but for Easter.

Springtime for Pluto (1944) - Original Disney theatrical short.

Funny Little Bunnies (1934) - Disney Silly Symponies short.

VeggieTales: An Easter Carol (2004) - Direct-to-DVD animated special that, yes, apes the Winnie the Pooh take.

VeggieTales: ‘Twas The Night Before Easter (2011) - Yet another direct-to-DVD animated special from the faith-based, produce pals.

Pooka Lives (2020, Hulu) - Part of the, Into the Dark horror movie series from Blumhouse, and its first sequel, a follow-up to the 2018 Christmas movie, Pooka, this features a resurrection (get it?) of the cuddly stuffed animal turned killer.

Critters 2: The Main Course (1988) - In this horror sequel, the titular Critters kill the Easter Bunny

Easter Bunny, Kill! Kill! (2006) - Holiday horror movie from Chad Ferrin.

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Happy Saturday Deplorables!This is u/IvaginaryFriend here and I'm back to delver all things spicy and dank from the past week! Before we get started if you happened to miss any past recaps you can check those out here!Now onto the recap!Sunday, December 23rd:🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:The only way to stop drugs, gangs, human trafficking, criminal elements and much else from coming into our Country is with a Wall or Barrier. Drones and all of the rest are wonderful and lots of fun, but it is only a good old fashioned Wall that works!I am pleased to announce that our very talented Deputy Secretary of Defense, Patrick Shanahan, will assume the title of Acting Secretary of Defense starting January 1, 2019. Patrick has a long list of accomplishments while serving as Deputy, & previously Boeing. He will be great!I just had a long and productive call with President @RT_Erdogan of Turkey. We discussed ISIS, our mutual involvement in Syria, & the slow & highly coordinated pullout of U.S. troops from the area. After many years they are coming home. We also discussed heavily expanded Trade.Unthinkable devastation from the tsunami disaster in Indonesia. More than two hundred dead and nearly a thousand injured or unaccounted for. We are praying for recovery and healing. America is with you!We signed two pieces of major legislation this week, Criminal Justice Reform and the Farm Bill. These are two Big Deals, but all the Fake News Media wants to talk about is “the mistake” of bringing our young people back home from the Never Ending Wars. It all began 19 years ago!Senator Bob Corker just stated that, “I’m so priveledged to serve in the Senate for twelve years, and that’s what I told the people of our state that’s what I’d do, serve for two terms.” But that is Not True - wanted to run but poll numbers TANKED when I wouldn’t endorse him..... ... .....Bob Corker was responsible for giving us the horrible Iran Nuclear Deal, which I ended, yet he badmouths me for wanting to bring our young people safely back home. Bob wanted to run and asked for my endorsement. I said NO and the game was over. #MAGA I LOVE TENNESSEE!Thanks @RandPaul “I am very proud of the President. This is exactly what he promised, and I think the people agree with him. We’ve been at war too long and in too many places...spent several trillion dollars on these wars everywhere. He’s different...that’s why he got elected.”“It should not be the job of America to replace regimes around the world. This is what President Trump recognized in Iraq, that it was the biggest foreign policy disaster of the last several decades, and he’s right...The generals still don’t get the mistake.” @RandPaulMitch McConnell just told a group of people, and me, that he has been in the U.S. Senate for 32 years and the last two have been by far the best & most productive of his career. Tax & Regulation Cuts, VA Choice, Farm Bill, Criminal Justice Reform, Judgeships & much more. Great!The most important way to stop gangs, drugs, human trafficking and massive crime is at our Southern Border. We need Border Security, and as EVERYONE knows, you can’t have Border Security without a Wall. The Drones & Technology are just bells and whistles. Safety for America!“The President has been remarkable. I do not doubt that he will thrive in this new environment, and he will be a constant reminder of what populism is.” Thank you to Tammy Bruce and Steve Hilton. Presidential Harassment has been with me from the beginning!President @RT_Erdogan of Turkey has very strongly informed me that he will eradicate whatever is left of ISIS in Syria....and he is a man who can do it plus, Turkey is right “next door.” Our troops are coming home!SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:Rand Paul is a national treasure!YouTube is hiding the dislikes in this Bernie Sanders videoHow did California turn blue? Reagan offered amnesty in return for border security in 1986. Amnesty happened, and border security did not. Never forget: You CANNOT trust the left to play fairly on these issues!David Hogg Announces His Acceptance at Harvard -- After 12 Colleges Reject Him for His Less than Stellar School RecordSenator Rand Paul's 2018 Festivus Tweetstorm🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:Hey ‘Pedes! Celebrated my anniversary!!How LeBron James sees the world...Encouragement from San Diego!Monday, December 24th:🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:Virtually every Democrat we are dealing with today strongly supported a Border Wall or Fence. It was only when I made it an important part of my campaign, because people and drugs were pouring into our Country unchecked, that they turned against it. Desperately needed!To those few Senators who think I don’t like or appreciate being allied with other countries, they are wrong, I DO. What I don’t like, however, is when many of these same countries take advantage of their friendship with the United States, both in Military Protection and Trade... ... ....We are substantially subsidizing the Militaries of many VERY rich countries all over the world, while at the same time these countries take total advantage of the U.S., and our TAXPAYERS, on Trade. General Mattis did not see this as a problem. I DO, and it is being fixed!For all of the sympathizers out there of Brett McGurk remember, he was the Obama appointee who was responsible for loading up airplanes with 1.8 Billion Dollars in CASH & sending it to Iran as part of the horrific Iran Nuclear Deal (now terminated) approved by Little Bob Corker.AMERICA IS RESPECTED AGAIN!The only problem our economy has is the Fed. They don’t have a feel for the Market, they don’t understand necessary Trade Wars or Strong Dollars or even Democrat Shutdowns over Borders. The Fed is like a powerful golfer who can’t score because he has no touch - he can’t putt!I never “lashed out” at the Acting Attorney General of the U.S., a man for whom I have great respect. This is a made up story, one of many, by the Fake News Media!The Wall is different than the 25 Billion Dollars in Border Security. The complete Wall will be built with the Shutdown money plus funds already in hand. The reporting has been inaccurate on the point. The problem is, without the Wall, much of the rest of Dollars are wasted!Saudi Arabia has now agreed to spend the necessary money needed to help rebuild Syria, instead of the United States. See? Isn’t it nice when immensely wealthy countries help rebuild their neighbors rather than a Great Country, the U.S., that is 5000 miles away. Thanks to Saudi A!I am all alone (poor me) in the White House waiting for the Democrats to come back and make a deal on desperately needed Border Security. At some point the Democrats not wanting to make a deal will cost our Country more money than the Border Wall we are all talking about. Crazy!Christmas Eve briefing with my team working on North Korea – Progress being made. Looking forward to my next summit with Chairman Kim!I am in the Oval Office & just gave out a 115 mile long contract for another large section of the Wall in Texas. We are already building and renovating many miles of Wall, some complete. Democrats must end Shutdown and finish funding. Billions of Dollars, & lives, will be saved!(Retweeting FLOTUS) Helping children across the country track #Santa is becoming one of my favorite traditions! @Potus and I enjoyed working with @NORADSanta - #ChristmasEveSIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:President Trump and Melania talking to children who called @NoradSantaWorld's Youngest Leader Closes Mosques, Deports Imams From AustriaWe hate quantum computing now: Trump signs legislation to back quantum computing with $1.2 billion🚨REDACTED BULLSHIT ALERT🚨 - EVERYTHING President Trump has done has only INCREASED my support of him. In fact, I want more tweets, more everything (especially winning)❗️ AND I’M CORE AF‼️ 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 I don’t think Redacted knows what core even means...SADNEW JERSEY: FUCK YOU – 1 Million Gun Owners to Become Felons Overnight – Residents of New Jersey were given a deadline to turn in their gun magazines or become felons overnight, and so far, no one is complying.🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:Leftists nowadaysNever forget when Trump helped Kevin find the lobby. Merry Christmas!Santa voted Trump!Hmmmm 🤔My wife whipped up a batch of racist, white supremacist alt-right cookies for Christmas day. DELICIOUSTuesday, December 25th:TODAY'S ACTION:President Trump Participates in a Christmas Day Video Teleconference with Members of the Military🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:Merry Christmas!I hope everyone, even the Fake News Media, is having a great Christmas! Our Country is doing very well. We are securing our Borders, making great new Trade Deals, and bringing our Troops Back Home. We are finally putting America First. MERRY CHRISTMAS! #MAGASIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:President Trump in the Oval Office on Christmas Day, speaking with military service members stationed at remote sites worldwide to thank them for their service to our nationMerry Christmas from the border road. We’re still here, and we still want our Wall!TV Guide Calls Actor Chris Pratt 'Problematic' for Hunting and Raising Lambs on His Farm==I have no clue who he is (other than what the article gave) but if he's a hunter and raises lambs to eat from his own farm that gets him bonus points from me.FITTON: Merry Christmas from Judicial Watch--Thanks for your strong support this year!🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:An oldie but a goodie!yes, I'm that oldGive a man a jingle, he will jingle for a day. - Teach a man to jingle, he will jingle all the way.Thanks to this woman for these unique times we all live. Merry Christmas Mary TrumpIt's been a great Christmas thanks to all of youWednesday, December 26th:TODAY'S ACTION:President Trump Delivers Remarks To Troops🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:.@FLOTUS Melania and I were honored to visit our incredible troops at Al Asad Air Base in Iraq. GOD BLESS THE U.S.A.!SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:Troops chant "USA! USA! USA!" as President Trump takes the stageDonald and Melania Trump make surprise visit to US troops in IraqPOTUS and FLOTUS in GermanyPresident Trump doubles down on shutdown saying government won't reopen without wall fundingDow Soars 1,000 Points, Biggest Point Gain EverPresident Trump's Full Speech to US Troops in Iraq 1080p🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:Seth Rogen BTFO by Stefan MolyneuxTime Traveling Trump..... Brit Hume ... Master Of The ShitPost...Press Secretary Sarah Sanders: Powerful moment - Member of United States Army told the President he came back into the military because of him. And President Trump responded, “And I am here because of you.” I met him after and he gave me the patch from his arm. Incredible.http://bit.ly/2VekQh7 Hill Celebrates Trump's most memorable insults and nicknames of 2018Thursday, December 27th:TODAY'S ACTION:President Donald J. Trump Announces Intent to Appoint Individual to Key Administration Post🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:Just returned from visiting our troops in Iraq and Germany. One thing is certain, we have incredible people representing our Country - people that know how to win!Have the Democrats finally realized that we desperately need Border Security and a Wall on the Southern Border. Need to stop Drugs, Human Trafficking,Gang Members & Criminals from coming into our Country. Do the Dems realize that most of the people not getting paid are Democrats?The Democrats OBSTRUCTION of the desperately needed Wall, where they almost all recently agreed it should be built, is exceeded only by their OBSTRUCTION of 350 great people wanting & expecting to come into Government after being delayed for more than two years, a U.S. record!The reason the DACA for Wall deal didn’t get done was that a ridiculous court decision from the 9th Circuit allowed DACA to remain, thereby setting up a Supreme Court case. After ruling, Dems dropped deal - and that’s where we are today, Democrat obstruction of the needed Wall.“Border Patrol Agents want the Wall.” Democrat’s say they don’t want the Wall (even though they know it is really needed), and they don’t want ICE. They don’t have much to campaign on, do they? An Open Southern Border and the large scale crime that comes with such stupidity!There is right now a full scale manhunt going on in California for an illegal immigrant accused of shooting and killing a police officer during a traffic stop. Time to get tough on Border Security. Build the Wall!I totally agree!Brad Blakeman: “The American people understand that we have been played by foreign actors who would rather have us fight their battles for them. The President says look, this is your neighborhood, you’ve got to stand up to protect yourselves. Don’t always look to America.”This isn’t about the Wall, everybody knows that a Wall will work perfectly (In Israel the Wall works 99.9%). This is only about the Dems not letting Donald Trump & the Republicans have a win. They may have the 10 Senate votes, but we have the issue, Border Security. 2020!CNN & others within the Fake News Universe were going wild about my signing MAGA hats for our military in Iraq and Germany. If these brave young people ask me to sign their hat, I will sign. Can you imagine my saying NO? We brought or gave NO hats as the Fake News first reported!SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:Tens of thousands of /r/politics NPCs are rooting for the American economy to collapse.I believe that Melania is first FLOTUS to visit a combat zone since 1969. Someone correct me if I'm wrong.UPDATE: DOJ Colluding with Clinton Email Scandal Witnesses!President Trump, first lady back in Washington after surprise visit to US troops in IraqNot the Onion. This is actually on CNN right now. WTF?!CNN slammed for trashing Trump’s visit to troops, criticizing soldiers for bringing MAGA hats🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:Obama NEVER Missed Seeing The Troops On Christmas Day!RIP to Richard Overton, America’s Oldest Veteran and most badass citizen 🇺🇸Obama NEVER Missed Seeing The Troops On Christmas Day!This is AmericaLiberal news says soldiers were "forced" to be polite for Trump's visit. Were they "forced" to get selfies, too?Friday, December 28th:🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:We will be forced to close the Southern Border entirely if the Obstructionist Democrats do not give us the money to finish the Wall & also change the ridiculous immigration laws that our Country is saddled with. Hard to believe there was a Congress & President who would approve! ... ....The United States looses soooo much money on Trade with Mexico under NAFTA, over 75 Billion Dollars a year (not including Drug Money which would be many times that amount), that I would consider closing the Southern Border a “profit making operation.” We build a Wall or..... ... .....close the Southern Border. Bring our car industry back into the United States where it belongs. Go back to pre-NAFTA, before so many of our companies and jobs were so foolishly sent to Mexico. Either we build (finish) the Wall or we close the Border...... ... .....Honduras, Guatemala and El Salvador are doing nothing for the United States but taking our money. Word is that a new Caravan is forming in Honduras and they are doing nothing about it. We will be cutting off all aid to these 3 countries - taking advantage of U.S. for years!Thank you to Sean Parnell for the nice comments on @foxandfriends about the troops wonderful reaction to Melania and I in Iraq and Germany. Great things are happening!SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:Army pilot: Media sank to a ‘new low’ by trashing Trump’s visit to US troops in war-zone IraqNPC has a meltdown in a vape shop. THIS is how you handle radical leftists.Trump was RIGHT AGAIN! Bombshell! WaPo's Khashoggi Was a Propagandist for Terror-Tied Nation Trying to Change US Policy, Major Scandal for WaPoRolling Stone article about Snoop Dogg and his posse violently gang raping Jimmy Kimmel's makeup artist backstage. Snoop and his good friend Jimmy both paid her to keep it quiet. Libs don't care. #BelieveWomen #MeToo2018 YEAR END WRAP UP FOR FAKE HATE CRIMES, HATE HOAXES AND FAKE RAPES!🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:He knows who's on his team/new is being brigaded hard. Do your part.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!Hey shills, CNN doxxed multiple people for sharing this harmlesss gif on social media. That's who's side you are on and history will remember you for it!As the Book of Kek commands us, "When thou dost see a gray arrow, thou shalt make it orange. For this, I shall chuck blessings upon thee like a side of beef."Saturday, December 29th:🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:The Mueller Angry Democrats recently deleted approximately 19,000 Text messages between FBI Agent Lisa Page and her lover, Agent Peter S. These Texts were asked for and INVALUABLE to the truth of the Witch Hunt Hoax. This is a total Obstruction of Justice. All Texts Demanded!I am in the White House waiting for the Democrats to come on over and make a deal on Border Security. From what I hear, they are spending so much time on Presidential Harassment that they have little time left for things like stopping crime and our military!Just had a long and very good call with President Xi of China. Deal is moving along very well. If made, it will be very comprehensive, covering all subjects, areas and points of dispute. Big progress being made!SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:This is Reggie, Officer Singh’s brother. Lurking shills, before downvoting him, take a good hard look at him. If Ronil’s killer were deported on his prior DUI arrests, he would be here today. Stay strong, Reggie. We are with you and every Angel Family who has suffered due to this border madness.CNN spent the entire year supporting, defending & promoting illegal immigrants. Okay. CNN ended the year by attacking United States military personnel in Iraq. Okay. The truth is clear. CNN is a pro-war, anti-America news network.Swedish state broadcaster SVT ran an article claiming that the gruesome ISIS-inspired murder of two Scandinavian girls in Morocco "had nothing to do with Islam," before warning Swedes that sharing a graphic beheading video of the incident could result in up to four years of imprisonment.BREAKING!!! Angela Merkel: Nation States Must "Give Up Sovereignty" To New World Order!!!The anti trump vape employee has been fired. Go easy on the negative reviews now, this was one idiots actions not the store owners🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:The Reeeeee Heard 'Round The World....You’re welcome.MAGA!Safe to say Melania is the most beautiful FIRST LADY!WEEEW LAD!!Of course, no recap is complete without some tunes to get you jamming on this beautiful Saturday:Why iii love the moonReconcileLowlifeFadedPussy MineOrange ShirtMAGA ON PATRIOTS! #robgray

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