#BUT I MUST CRAM

[jeena-says-hi]

God gives his toughest of battles to his silliest of soldiers

(Me getting a bad cold the weekend before exams)

[cafulur]

sometimes i wish i was medicated for my adhd again just so i can finally finish my massive pile of half written fics

[onlyswan]

not only am i deeply in awe of jungkook’s many talents displayed on stage today… from dancing, singing, and directing… but also the pureness of his heart 🥹 the way he looked so genuinely happy interacting with armys during the breaks, smiling and giggling, speaking so kindly and softly… expressing his gratitude and love for us over and over and over again… feeling comfortable enough to tell us in the moment that he was feeling very nervous but he was still determined give us his best… the intimacy and vulnerability in that… god i feel so damn emotional. i’m so grateful that we exist in the same lifetime and i was given the honor to love him and be loved by him in such a beautifully unique way not everyone will understand. i’m so proud of jungkook, not only for being an amazing artist, but most of all for having grown up to be an amazing human being 🥲💜

[yasmeensh]

This is what I have been working on this week. A4 paper in gouache. It's a rather difficult medium to work with. I do like the consistency, and the matte finish. But I found it hard to make the colours come out bright (I suppose gouache is like that?). I used coloured pencils and what is supposed to be oil pastels (it was straight up chalk lol). I think it could still use more work, but I fear I would just ruin it if I work any further. Overall, I'm happy with the result! Next up will be acrylics! Progress shots under the cut:

[reanimatedguts]

i really hope i’m wrong, but ofmd s2e8 felt more like a series finale instead of a season finale? did anyone else get those vibes? :(

[timetravelstudies]

the way we have fully lost the plot

[flawedemerald]

Victor Frankenstein (2015), my new favorite movie the camp I've always wanted. Nothing has hit the craving for absolute CAMP like this movie. Every scene packs a punch, including the one with the meat monkey and then the one where James McAvoy sucking cyst goo into his mouth.

[tkbrokkoli]

just thought about that sherlock relapsed without his support system after being "dead". he's not wearing his sobriety pin anymore. he hasn't told watson about it. watson says he seems happy and he says that working as a detective abroad but not as himself was the best time of his life. I'm not sure if that's actually true????

[rubberbandballqueen]

tbh sometimes giving people younger than me the space and freedom to explore the world for themselves instead of like. yoinking their phone out of their hands and making them a tumblr acct with a specialized cocktail blend of blogs i formulate for their own specific starter dashboard. is just so hard.

like yes i value you learning to formulate your own opinions after spending way too much of your life trying to parse discourse on both sides instead of just feeding you my own thoughts n opinions but also i want you to understand gender essentialism right now. i want you to understand that sometimes boundaries are put in place not for YOUR safety, but for the comfort of the people running the show. i want you to understand that it's normal to be wrong sometimes. i want you to understand that maintaining privacy online is important even if you don't care it matters now. i want you to understand that fiction is not real life, and that disgust is not a viable moral compass. i want you to know what a dogwhistle is so that you can start listening for them. i want you to understand that girls can kiss other girls too, like in real life.

and i'm sure if you muck around on the internet long enough, you might end up exactly where i am today. but i'm sure we could also just cut to the chase and get you started on the right path For Sure if i just picked you up and plopped you down on it myself.

unfortunately, people younger than me are still people who have to lead their own lives and experience at least some of the world for themselves, lest they never realize that they have to put their money where their mouths are.

[soft-serve-soymilk]

Random take but I feel like my art style is undergoing puberty

[ghostofasecretary]

oh i Put Off grad apps. oops! fuck. oof. guess who's got one due November 30th and another due December 1st! that's right it's ME!

i'm gonna be fine and it's not the end of the world and all my rec writers are great and also my brain is on fire and i feel like a wreck. i can write well, i am surely qualified to *get in* to an MA, i'm alive, whatever whatever whatever

[gemwolfz]

countryhumans were weird as shit because half the thing that made them so controversial was people just doing Whatever with them (catboy nazi germanies were a popular point against them at their peak) and its like. Bro if youre gonna do that why even bother making them countries in the first place. just make a fucking oc

[true-blue-sonic]

Espio needs to go grocery shopping, both Charmy and Silver want to come with him but he can't handle both of them at the shop by himself.

Silver would at least respect Espio's rule of not touching anything in the aisles without permission and asking first before grasping something to put in the cart... Charmy meanwhile has already flung two jars of honey and six packets of cookies in there. But Espio's got a trick up his sleeve in a situation wherein both of them have to come along: call into Silver's sense of responsibility and rule-following to ensure Charmy does not break any of Espio's rules, and while the two of them bicker about it Espio's already gone on a mad dash through the shop to grab everything they need in three minutes tops. And another means of self-protection he has is pointing out to Charmy how it is supermarket law that anyone under ten goes into the children's seat of the shopping cart, no, really, they're even looking into increasing it to twelve, if Charmy doesn't follow that rule they cannot enter and thus cannot take home any cookies... When it comes to Charmy, I figure all Espio's morals fly right out of the window immediately at times! And Silver doesn't know better, so he can't call anything into question. Everything to make grocery shopping as quick and painless as possible for everyone involved!

[meyerlansky]

i acknowledge that, because i reblog polls immediately and therefore when i do catch up on my dash it's just a fucking wall of polls for followers, i should probably have a poll tag to minimize the annoyance

the thing is, i don't have the time for all of that

[egoarc4de]

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[krysmcscience]

Did somebody say Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear? I think somebody said Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear. Thanks to that, have these retooled The Good Place jokes:

The "powers that be" can refer to either the Theraprism staff, the Axolotl, or just. Ya know. Disney in general. Or all three! Whichever you think is funniest. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The "party" Bill's referring to is Weirdmageddon, of course. He was quite the ashhole to everyone back then.

Ford has probably gotten pretty good at the 'tune out your psychopathic ex with dank memes' challenge.

It must be very cathartic to be able to make Bill shut up whenever you want with just the press of a button. I'm sure Ford doesn't abuse this ability at all.

Oh, sure, 'Not now,' he says, before he immediately backs out of the newly-made hole in the Theraprism wall. 🙄

Don't worry, Bill doesn't get far.

also yeah i know this one doesn't have an attempted swear - i just wanted to use the joke because of the massive stink-eye involved in it because it makes me laugh

⬇️ More goofs beneath the brief ramble if you wanna skip it lmao⬇️

Why is Ford even there, you might ask? Well, he either decided he preferred to watch Bill suffer in person over being distantly and repeatedly harassed with the same evil desperation book for the rest of his life, or he got roped into some kind of contrived community service for 1.) all his many counts of interdimensional thievery, and 2.) his ignoring all the very clear warnings to NOT summon Bill in the first place (which I like to imagine is also illegal). Theraprism staff were just like, 'Wait, this guy matters to Bill? Ooh, we can USE that! It might be the only thing that can help him want to get better!' It is not considered that throwing Ford at Bill so soon after Weirdmageddon could instead make them both WORSE - in new and altogether special ways! :D

Anyway, I'm calling it the Community Service AU, and I am most likely not going to do anything else with it beyond appropriating these silly Good Place jokes. So, feel free to adopt the concept if y'all wanna??? Just make sure that Bill is still not allowed to swear, no matter what, full stop. It's gotta be a real linguistic corkblork of a situation for him, is all I'm sayin'.

Finally, have these bonus Good Place jokes, but with Handyman!Bill this time:

'Opposite tortures' doesn't sound so bad...at least until it's an all-powerful chaos entity known for torture saying it.

you may think i forgot mabel's cute pink cheeks but the truth is that i did in fact forget but then immediately stopped caring which makes it okay, SHHHHHHH

And, finally:

lmao this is shit

True facts, if you cram Season 1 Eleanor Shellstrop and Michael into a singular triangle shape, they turn into Bill Cipher. This is science, look it up. Or don't, and just trust the source that is me, bro.

Anyway, I should be in bed, y'all have fun with these, I guess. Tune in after like a week or so and maybe I'll have an addendum to my comic about how Bill was drawn naked for karaoke night. Because him actually being naked was not the only thing I considered as a plausible explanation. XD

Also if you see any inconsistencies or errors in any of these comics, No You Do Not :D

Also also, reblogs are rad as hell and I appreciate every single one, just don't repost, please and thanks. Every time a repost is made, an artist somewhere cries. :,)