#BUT GADAMN

[therookerydatv]

Everybody say Thank you Ms. Mary Kirby Right now

[gutterscrouge]

Recently got to check his 3d model better so here I finaly drew him model accurate <3 They're such a cutie I hate his eye volume so much

Burn him (nicely)

[nightdrawz]

Witch doodle

The fit⬇️

[4me2knowandyou2wonder]

Gut wrenching headcanon just got beamed into my head. And… ouch. But here goes

Ghost dies. He gets shot. Goes down and his dog tags are returned to Price. Price. Who can only look down at his soldier’s tags in shock and horror and take in the plain as day wedding band looped on the chain.

Price never knew Simon was married. He goes to the 141. Solemn and trying to hold it together. He asks if anyone knew who Simon was married to. They need to be told.

The rest of the 141 finds out Ghost and Soap were married by Soap (who had been stoic up until that moment - trying to hell and back to keep it the fuck together) pulling off his dog tags and slamming them on the desk so the 141 could take in the matching golden circle on his chain, before then collapsing onto the floor and just sobbing.

And that’s how the 141 figures out soapghost got married

SEE I TOLD YOU IT WAS GUT WRENCHING WHY DID MY BRAIN GIVE ME THIS IDEA

[red-might-be-dead]

rock on or whatever

[planet-h0tdog]

(pt 2 of coming out as a Ride the Cyclone enjoyer)

this is your sign to watch Ride the Cyclone coz THIS??? life altering. devastating. i havent been the same since.

[tf2-thevictorandthewarden]

the mercs dancing headcanons

🕺Group headcanons: they LOVE moshpits. come on. they get crazy on those. |🕺| Scout set up Just Dance one day and most of their initial reactions was negative because toxic masculinity, but they VERY quickly got into it and now it's a monthly contest. whoever wins holds the month's greatest dancer title (probably has a goofy ridiculous name that they take pride on having). |💃| they argue over music choice sometimes, but they can all agree on disco.

⚾Scout: this guy has a lot of energy. he dances at least once at every party/event with music. sometimes he dances to silence. he's the kinda goof to jam to random beats like the laundry or the microwave or someone's phone ringing. he dances pretty hip hop (my headcanons aren't very historically sensitive, but techhhnically hip hop is around the tf2 timeline) and knows a lot of different moves. he's very hype to watch. he has a big smile on his face while he dances but often makes chad faces and flexes because it gets to his head. if a hispanic song comes on he pretends to know how to salsa that shit up perfectly, but if you look past his annoying ego, he's not actually half bad at it. lots of footwork. dances to all music that has a beat fast enough to keep him engaged.

🦝Soldier: he? moves in a way that can be considered dancing?? LOL they aren't dance moves per se, but he does grin and "yayyy" and clap and bounce. he copies others' dance moves. he loves gimicky easy dances. he ALWAYS joins the others when they invent some gimicky dance move like "the grave digger": someone laying and two shoveling dirt on him. "car wash": one is a car and others are the spinning columns lol. likes "being told" what dance moves to do basically.

💣Demo: if sober, he mostly throws himself on the dancefloor if somebody else is already there. wait lol in what circumstance would Demo be sober at a party lol. if not he is more goofy and forward. the most creative with the gimmick dances. his dance moves aren't very precise he's mostly just moving with the flow, and having lots of fun. gets goofy a lot, jokes around a lot and makes everyone laugh. very fun guy to party with. he and Scout mostly make others feel more comfortable getting loose. usual drink in hand dancer. moves his pelvis a lot lol he has no shame with his crotch. folk music gets him HYPE. cheers and yells and rough houses. dances to a good 70% of the music. mostly dad music.

🩸Medic: omg he is just- so dorky in such an endearing way. my man moves like a quirky puppet. he dances both in feminine and masculine ways. your girlfriend can't do that /lh /j. it isn't extremely energetic. if particularly hype/drunk/celebratory tho, he VOGUES the house down boots, come on. drink in hand dancer. honestly he fantasizes about doing drag shows and one day that he has time he just might. omg he likes slow dancing! he dances to upbeat songs, or romantic songs with Heavy.

🐻Heavy: he dances more than you'd think. it's not the primary thing he does at a party but he does enjoy shaking it off a little. pretty chill dance moves, very much like a dad. there is a secret unwritten rule that Heavy must give foot to starting a Kazotsky Kick. if another merc wants to start it, they always look toward Heavy grinnning until he starts and they all follow. a Kazotsky Kick starting is always a hype event, same with a conga.

🎯Sniper: dances lankily. lmao. he NEVER danced when first meeting the group. EVER. he would anchor himself on the seat and no pushing or teasing from Scout move him. "i just don't. dance." took him a very long time to warm up, veeery slowly started moving more and more. it is rare to see, but when he does join he has a good time. doesn't last long either. he just prefers sitting and watching and chatting :) if he is under certain influences tho he has MUCH less shame and gets more creative. probably has a couple instances he danced in the forest or a campfire night in this way. he really likes the gimick dances he laughs a lot at them. dad rock and glam rock and funk. oh he exclusively dances to songs that match his energy very specifically. (autism)

[pannacottababy]

Got two requests for my little sketchbook, but here is just to flex these two beautiful men (and how much the paper would fit them)

I like the thought of them kinda leaning against each other but ack can't fit it

[kazik-bitch-ass-motherfucker]

Mai snek iz a dum dum idiot dum..

Y U NO EAT???

U bettr eat tha nexxxt rat xP

[ask-tord69]

So you use guns 24/7, Edd only the day and choose BOTH?, So the time u pass with Edd must be amazing :0

Exepct if u pass 24/7 with him?? (For it to be 24/7 it would imply u two sleeping together) 🤔

@eddasks

[digital999placebo]

how old is that man??? he sounds childish😭

ONE YEAR OLDER THAN MEE CAN YOU BELIEVE IT ?????

[sopkala]

whenever people forget to draw shokos mole, i die a little inside

[fle4floves]

Hullo! :3 sorry I haven't interacted in like forever </3 but also!!

Happy Hollidays :3

AWW 💚💚 THIS IS SO CUTE !! SJFHSJHDSJSJ DIES

don’t worry about interacting! It’s always awesome to hear from you Zach!! Happy Holidays to you too :) 💚

[soupdeewoop]

Ooh, I care, I care, I care Like ribbons in your hair, my stomach's all in knots You got the one thing that I want

[just-jammin]

i forgot that it was valentines today

anyways

* y e a r n s *

[spookyscaryy]

finally understanding this fucking song is heavenly