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askamnesiamoonjumper · 11 months ago

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part two of this:

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everyone say hello at my bushcat :) her name is Maple.

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Thank you for all the kind replies! ^^ to celebrate I’m letting Maple share some words of wisdom:

6)nvd .,c-%@#0”sxmlkp. d

Truly inspiring.

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you all should send my sister anonymous hate it would be funny

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NOT ME YOU FOOLS

#MY PLAN IS BACKFIRING

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I dont think that snatcher realizes that people just pecking hate him

#hatchat

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YOOOO CHAT I GOT SO MUCH CORGI MERCH FROM THE SHOPS IN NYAKUZA TODAY ILL POST IT L8TER BUT THIS IS SO RAD HOLY SHIT DUDE IM SO EXCITED!!1!

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anonymous asked: Um you do realize putting “Domesticated the Snatcher” in your bio is hella creepy right? Like it’s weird as fuck to dehumanize an already demonized species like ghosts are people too. You’re already disrespecting the dead with that but it’s especially weird seeing as he’s literally an actual murderer on top of that? Like taking away the ghost thing that’s even creepy to say about a fucking serial killer as well. Like. What the fuck man. Actually what is wrong with you??

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“what’s your gender” ermmmm im silly?

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Godssss if I have to see one more post about the lost prince of subcon I’m going to break the moon again /j

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like not just posts talking about him but ones that are just blatantly wrong or infactual but I can’t be too mad because no one knows what really happened hardly but STILL. thank stars I killed him by transitioning but STOP PUTTING HISTORY ARTICLES ABOUT HIM ON MY DASH!! PLEASE!!!!

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Anonymous asked: WAIT WHAT?????? Amy did you???? Know the lost Prince of Subcon?????? Also what’s the context of the transition thing? What????

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go talk to @ thesnatcher about it because I don’t care about that guy anymore (referring to the prince, not snatcher, love u ^^🩵❤️(i want to trap him in the horizon sometimes))

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anonymous asked: YOUR SISTER IS THE FUCKING SUBCON PRINCE WHAT THE FUCK???????????????????????

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oh gods what happened why are we talking about this GET OUT OF MY ASKS.

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anonymous asked: Amy why did you say to talk to your brother and not you?????

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…because he’s the prince too…? I thought everyone knew this??

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MOON YOU DID NOT JUST OUT ME TO ALL YOUR FOLLOWERS WHAT THE HELL

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WHAT HUH I THOUGHT THAT WAS A KNOWN FACT? IS IT NOT? 9045 notes

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STOPPPP MY BOSSES DO NOT WANT ME TO HELP THEM MAKE A HORROR DOCUMENTARY ABOUT SNATCHER OH MY CLOTHHHHHHHH BYEEEEEEE

anyway happy day for subcon history fans i guess :p, so sad no one knows i was the one who cracked moonies egg but wat ever *kicks rock and walks away with head lowered + tail dragging behind meoh stitch i just reread the top half of the post for a microsecond i lived in a world where my bosses didnt pitch that idea to me it was so beautiful

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shady-sunburntdeactivated03122017 is both my best friend (wrote pretty accurate books on subcon history and spirits :)) and my worst enemy (wrote books on subcon history ft my deadname being everywhere in it)(I mean I suppose it is also my brothers name but it’s NOT MINE OK he can keep it)

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Sorry we made your queer platonic ghost partner match with me. Yeah he took on my flower motifs and I took on his thorn motifs. Yeah we match to show our relationship. He’s chilled out now he’s not evil anymore but he’s still a massive bitch. Yeah. Yeah he’s biace too. Yeah, sorry. #about thorns #subconsnatcher

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#long post #unreality #fakeblr #aau #ahit #AAUblr

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stranger-nightmare · 3 years ago

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ummm boxer!barry / druig is killing me im fully stalking his trainer’s page for more vids of him throwing punches and currently dying 🤪

I have an angsty scenario that’s been brewing in my mind all morning where reader is dating one of barry/druig’s competitors but being treated so badly and he absolutely hates that bc you always come to fights to support your bf and he really wishes you were supporting him (which tbh you’re secretly cheering for them anyways)

I feel like druig would be cockier and very outspoken about how your bf sucks, always taunting him in the ring about how he could treat fuck you so much better whereas Barry is much more chivalrous? Almost fighting for your hand? Either way they love putting on a show for you and they’re always soft with you and you know it’s only a matter of time before you leave ur stupid bf for the real winner.

(yes I inject myself into imaginary hurt/comfort scenes so that I can be saved by druig what abt it)

I am obsessed with this idea so much, like so much, like severely sorely very tempted to write something about it...👀

Honestly anything boxer! Druig/Barry gets me all fired up but now bestie you wanna add some sweet sweet angst and hurt / comfort into the mix??? Oh my godssss I am wreck just thinking about it😵‍💫😮‍💨💀

(also don’t even worry about it babe I do the exact same thing)

Um okay yeah so maybe I’ll do a lil something on this, just not sure whether to have it with Druig or Barry, thoughts / votes anyone?? (leave them in the replies/comments as my asks are still closed atm)

- Hope🐝

#wasp answers #hope’s h*rny hours #druig #eternals #druig smut #druig x reader #druig imagine #druig x y/n #druig x you #barry keoghan #druig angst #barry keoghan imagine #barry keoghan oneshot #barry keoghan x you #barry keoghan x reader #barry keoghan smut #barry keoghan x y/n #barry keoghan angst

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big1ron · 4 years ago

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The Venator “Resolute” had jumped right into a separatist trap. Somehow a virus infecting the main computer has scrambled the hyperspace jump coordinates, and now the companies on board were outnumbered and without reinforcements, deep in separatist space. A few last, desperate SOSs to nobody, and the ship was quickly overwhelmed with fire. The Resolute was going down. But not before each of the escape pods could be jettisoned.

————- Chapter Five: Waiting. -————

- I think this one may be short aswell, sorry for the wait I’ve just not been doing amazing. But it’s here! Sorry. -

“Sir, we’re receiving a transition from a separatist base somewhere near the Vinda system. Should we patch it though?”

“Vinda? That’s certainly strange. Patch it though, but don’t respond. Make sure they can’t trace us.”

The radio crackles to life, and there is a significant amount of static and interference, but the message can be made out. “Haha! Yes! Great! If you’re receiving this, this is ARC-5555 “Fives” of the five-oh-first. We’ve been shot down, though most of the escape pods launched. There should be a coordinates package sent with this transmission. And- Wait hardcase what are you doing....” the message pauses, something that sounds like a response in the background. “No! Don’t do that! Hey, stop!” Another pause “I literally AM the boss of you!” A longer pause this time “no, what does that have anything to do with anything at all.” A slight shorter pause, “no, that’s stupid! You’re literally not even making any sense.” “ NO, NO you’re just wrong. I do not have time for this. You’re just wrong. Now I’m trying to get us off this planet so shut up please.” He sighs. “Sending the coordinates now.” The transmission ends.

Obiwan snickers. “Well that certainly wasn’t droids. Forward that message, and the attached files to general koon please, Cody.”

“Yes sir” man is Cody glad the 212th doesn’t usually behave like that. He doesn’t envy Rex, but those troopers sure are entertaining. He’s definitely going to tease Rex about this later.

Wolffe received the translation and chuckled to himself. The 501st sure was something else. “General, we’ve been looking in the wrong place! They’re way off course.”

Plo koon nodded and pressed a button on his comm link. “All units return to carriers. Set our course for the Vinda system!” The general gave the orders, and the 501st was finally looking at a rescue.

“Hey master, I found a road!” Ahsoka had been dragging her bike in the low power ‘hover’ mode while they had been searching for a refuelling stop.

“Great job snips. Now which direction do you want to take?”

“Hmmm left.”

“Yeah I was thinking right too. Alright, let’s go.”

“You’re impossible sky guy.”

“Wait, with all due respect sir, this is a separatist planet. Won’t this path take us right into a separatist base of some kind?” Rex cuts in.

“What’s the matter captain? Afraid of a little action? Besides, these are separatist issue bikes, a separatist base is exactly what we need.” So General skywalker leads the group leftwards down the path, dragging his bike behind beside him.

Soon enough, they spot the refuelling station that the road leads to. The three of them dive to the tree line, even though any droids should have surely heard or seen them by now. There are two wrecked speeder bikes by the refuelling station and a few destroyed droids littered about. Rex dares leave their cover enter the small base down the main road.

“Looks like a few of the boys have already been here.”

“Or are still here. Look!” Anakin points to the window of the small command outlet tower, and though it’s shaded glass, Rex can make out the back of a troopers head and shoulders, no doubt leaning against the terminal inside. “Ahsoka and I will refuel the speeders. You go check it out.”

Anakin and ahsoka moved the destroyed speeders out of the way with the force before moving their own to the station, while Rex cautiously entered the command outlet. He paused in the small corridor between the main communications room (probably a droid charging outlet) and listed in before entering, just out of personal curiosity more than anything.

“Oh my godssss-“

“-no no, no no listen to me-“

“-no how did you even get that conclusion!? How does ‘cereal is a salad’ equate to ‘general grievous should be classified as a sauce?!’ And why do you think those two things true?!”

“Just LISTEN to me! Ok? Because general grievous has his organs in a sack right? And those organs are in a liquid, right? It’s like a sauce. And his robot suit is just a really fancy jar because it keeps it contained and-“

“GENERAL GRIEVOUS IS NOT A SAUCE”

“SHUT UP AND LET ME EXPLAIN! Listen! You’ve never even seen him. And the droids, they’re all controlled by chips right? And- hey wait the cereal is a salad thing was a completely different topic! But milk is like the dressing you put on the salad, cause it’s optional and-“

“HOW IS GENERAL GRIEVOUS A SAUCE”

As much as rex really does want to hear how hardcase ends up explaining this one, he doesn’t want to keep the general waiting much longer and he doesn’t want one of them to end up maimed over cyborg sauces. He enters the room and immediately a blaster bolt whizzes right by his ear.

“You missed. Also, you almost shot me.”

“Rex! You found us!” Fives holstered his blaster and practically jumped up out of the chair he was leaning back in

“See? Both plans worked out. We took the base and we found rex.” Hardcase stopped pacing.

“At ease” Rex said sarcastically, as neither of them had actually gone to attention. Not that he really minded, but still. “It’s good to see you two. And nice work taking the post. Did you get a signal out?”

“Yes, I think so. We made a connection with a republic flagship, but the communication was one way. If the officers were doing their job right, we can assume help is on the way.”

“That’s great then. ...may I ask if there was another trooper in the pod with you?”

Hardcase and Fives hung their heads and looked to the floor. Hardcase rocked back on his heels and began fidgeting with his hands. “It was Tup sir... we lost him. Got separated.”

“Oh. I see.” Tup was an independent enough trooper, Rex had hope that he would survive alone. But if he didn’t turn up soon he would no doubt be left behind. “Well, I’ll tell the generals. We’ll stay here until rescue arrives. As you were.”

“Why do you get to decide which direction we go?” Asked echo to jesse, who was at the head of the group still with dogma on his back.

“Because I’m the highest rank here, so I’m in charge.”

“But we have the exact same rank. And I’ve been an ARC trooper longer.”

“Yeah but I’ve been with the 501st longer. And I’m older”

“Yeah well I’m Rex’s favourite so I should be in charge.”

“YOU’RE not his favourite! I don’t think he has favourites. And if he did it would probably be Hardcase.”

“Hardcase?! Hardcase isn’t even an ARC trooper. And i got into ARC training way before you did, while being in the 501st for a way shorter time. Rex clearly likes me best, or at least better than you.”

“Well he’s left me in charge multiple times while he’s gone. Even when you and Fives are available. So he trusts me to lead more responsibly obviously.“

“Will you two just cut it out?” Interjects Coric at the same time as Kix’s “just shut up already!”

Echo stuck out his leg and tripped Kix, not to be denied this victory. Jesse dropped Dogma and put himself between his favourite vod and Echo. But before things could even start Coric shoved them both apart

“If you two can’t stop fighting about who’s in charge, then we’ll go by seniority and that would be me. So you two stop annoying each other and behave! Echo, there’s no reason for you to be so mean to Kix, Jesse consider Dogma a bit more will you? And if all four of you can’t just get along I swear to kark I will MAKE you! Do I make myself clear?!”

“Yes coric.” Echo and Jesse mumble.

Tup slowly opened his eyes. He must have passed out at some point during that nightmare. He had lost time, and he had no idea where he was or what direction he was facing. Right, he was headed towards the rising sun, but what time was it? He grabbed a nearby tree and used it to pull himself up. His head spun for a few seconds, but other than a mild headache the fruit seemed to have no lasting side effects. His chest plate was hanging half off and he was missing various other armour pieces. His hair was a mess. Full of knots and leaves. And his blaster was gone. Whatever. He was still alive and even if he was going to be left behind for the rest of his life, he wasn’t dead. This was all Fives and Hardcase’s fault. And when he saw them again he would let them know it.

He took a minute to fix himself up best he could, but he still looked like a wreck and his other armour pieces were nowhere in sight. He felt unsafe without his blaster, so he settled with a reasonably sized stick he found (somewhere around 5ft long) to replace it. Yes, he was 1000% going to die here, but he pressed on anyways.

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I DESPERATELY NEED HEARTHSTONE AND BLITZ FLUFF A COFFEESHOP!AU MAYBE THEY MEET BY ACCIDENT WHEN HEARTHSTONE'S SCARF GETS ENTANGLED WITH BLITZ'S MESSENGER BAG xx

Okay 1st of all I am super duper sorry this took literally forever to get out to you Allie!!!!! Okay so I’m finnally just finishing this off i have been working on this forever and it has NOT been helping that it keeps getting deleted. But here’s sum headcanons frien!!!! :D

Okay so I was thinking and I had this rlly amazing idea that Hearth is an author

Okay like srsly that boy can write

So idk if any of y’all had experience with this, but I find that it’s actually a LOT easier to write in cafes like Starbucks and stuff

Idk the whole atmosphere kinda just sets the mood

And there are a lot less distractions

Plus u can get all the hot beverages u like so…..

LET’S GO CAFFEINE!!!

So ye as u kinda guessed Hearth goes into a small run down coffee shop every day after work (lol I was just thinking he probably works at a school or something maybe as something small or something like a janitor or one of the ppl that serve the kids lunch and most ppl don’t pay attention to him but the highlight of his day is seeing Magnus, Sam, and Alex at the school and talking to them (fight me on this)) and he just sits and writes in the little coffee shop. If he has enough money, he’ll get a small coffee or something but really he’s just there bc it’s the only place that get’s him into the creative mood

Now let’s get to the good stuff

So Blitzen’s family (actually mostly just him and his mom Freya) owns the coffee shop and stuff

Blitzen usually isn’t there much bc he has another part time job at a vintage clothing store or something idk

But ye so one day Hearth is at the coffee shop and literally before he even walked into the door he was writing bc my gods an idea has been itching at him all day as soon as he left he started writing and he was pretty much just writing in his notebook as he walked down to the cafe (it rlly close to the school and the cafe is close to his house)

Soooo y’know he’s walking into the cafe and his head is bent low over his notebook that’s pretty much falling apart

And like, if u aren’t paying attention u kinda can run into ppl

So he’s writing

And he runs full into another man who is shorter than him

Now his hands are frantically moving in an apology and both of them dropped a ton of papers and Hearth is desperately trying to clean them up

Now Blitzen doesn’t know sign language, keep in mind

So he’s trying to talk to Hearth but Hearth doesn’t say anything and he has no idea why he won’t say anything

Hearth gives him back his papers and tries to rush away but more embarrassingly um…. his already loose scarf catches on Blitz’s satchel

Oh gods he’s blushing SOOOOOOOOOOOOO HARD

So ye um he hurriedly grabs his stuff and leaves Blitz and Blitz goes to his job away from the cafe trying not to think about how handsome the tall stranger was

(Hearth is also having these thoughts but he doesn’t have time to think about them BC HE NEEDS TO WRITE LIKE RIGHT NOW OKAY)

Okay so Hearth opens the notebook

And he isn’t met with writing

Or black and white

Nope

He is met with a ton of bright colours

there is literally no lines on the page at all

Bc it isn’t his notebook with his story

Its a book full of fashion designs

SO um ya I mean, Hearth finds himself falling in love with the designs but he doesn’t know how he will get his notebook back so he’s kinda like “oh schnitzel” and knows that the handsome stranger has his book

Meanwhile, Blitz doesn’t notice until he gets back to the coffee shop that evening and opens his book to color the dress he was designing

Now ofc he confused but he starts reading

AND OH MY GODS HE FALLS IN LOVE

LIKE THIS IS THE BEST FRICKIN THING HES EVER READ OH MY GODSSSS

And like y’know how u can kinda tell what a person is like through writing???? Like I mean i guess y’all can tell im super uber weird from what I write and ye you kinda get a feel of what the person is and who they are

So like not only does Blitz fall in love with the characters and the writing style but he falls in love with the person behind the words and frick he’s in love with a random person that he doesn’t even know who it is

Oops

Now the next day Blitz stays at the coffee shop all day to see if anyone is looking for the book

And he knows that they probably have his book bc they both look the same

And when he thinks about it more he realizes it’s probably Hearth who has it

And then he dies bc wow Heart is hot as hell

His mom thinks that something is wrong with him

But he’s just a lovesick puppy

And then finnally after work Hearth comes into the coffee shop and him and Blitz lock eyes

Blitz immediately walks up to him and holds out the notebook

“I think we grabbed the wrong one,” he says with a laugh

Hearth grabs the book, blushing and gives Blitz his

Then Blitz asks if he wants to talk or something but ofc Hearth doesn’t hear him

And Blitz is trying to get his attention and then grabs his arm

Hearth looks up blushing rlly hard

Hearth reads his lips and knows he’s saying “You want me to get you a coffee?” Hearth nods his head

Blitz makes them both sum coffee and they both sit at the back of the room

Blitz starts talking about how much he loves what Hearth wrote and Hearth can read his lips (kinda. they’re moving a little too fast) and he blushes rlly hard. Then, he grabs his notebook and flips to a blank page.

He writes, “Thank you. YOu have no idea how much that means to me,” he shows it to Blitz, who smiles, but looks a little confused. Hearth catches it

“Sorry. This is the only way I can communicate,” he writes. Blitz smiles and grabs his own notebook.

“That’s fine.” Hearth smiles

THey continue talking like that till the cafe closes

And the next day

and the next

then OH MY GODS YA KNOW WHAT BLITZ DOES

he goes home one day like rlly lovestruck

then he has a brilliant idea

guess what this amazing person does :))))

HE FRICKIN STARTS TO WATCH YOUTUBE VIDEOS TO LEARN SIGN LANGUAGE

and there’s one specific phrase he’s trying to learn ;) ;) ;)

So fast forward to the next day

They sit at their usual table with their usual coffee and such

They start to write back and forth like they usually do

then

OH MY GODS THEN

Blitz signs something to Hearth

“Will you go out with me?”

Hearth is so excited he almost cries

bc to think that someone would go out of their way like that to do that for him

gods just help my poor son

Ofc he says yes

tbh even if he didn’t like Blitz he probably would’ve said yes just bc Blitz went out of his way to do that for him

And oh gods the smile that cracks on Blitz’s face is enough to light a thousand cities

#blitzstone #hearthstone #blitzen #blitzstone fanfic #mcga #AU #Coffee Shop AU #candy writes mcga

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