#BRING BACK THE LITTLE GUYS
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The weirdly competent Doctor
So! The Watchtower's Medical Bay is a hub of constant Activity. With the number of Heroes who work under the Justice League, there are always injuries, health check-Ups, and illnesses that need healing.
But with the amount of Variant Biologies that those Heroes have, it's always a guessing game as to how to help them best. Some Metahumans react positively to penicillin, but others react like it's their Kryptonite. Some Aliens have anatomy similar to Humans, others are so different you can't tell the Stomach from the Bladder.
So when they hired a New Doctor for the Medical Bay, they had to run him through an entire Course on Variant Biologies and how best to treat specific Heroes. It was long and difficult to remember fully, but it was necessary for him to know.
But then the new Doctor started correcting Them.
"Actually, Martian's react better to the Syrup of Eucalyptus Plants better than Penicillin, since Eucalyptus is very similar to a medicinal plant from Mars which they used in many of their antibiotics."
"I don't think just pumping double doses of sedative is the best way to calm down a Speedster, that could have adverse effects on their body. Perhaps try Psychic Intervention? Their minds move a Mile a Second, but if you can calm them down their bodies will follow suit."
"Of course you use Micro-Doses of Kryptonite to operate on Superman! What else would you do?! I don't know, maybe ask JLD to enchant your Equipment to make use of Kryptonian suseptiblity to Magic? The Kryptonite is just gonna give him Cancer!"
Of course the Doctors didn't take kindly to being rudely corrected by a newbie, and Fired him on his first day.
Then a few days later their usual Treatments don't work, and they decide to give those strategies the Quack Doctor gave them out of desperation.
And Lo and Behold, they work! Martian Manhunter is fully healed and feels much better than the previous times he has needed surgery. Apparently they used a different Antibiotic that worked better with his Biology. Which was incredible, how had they figured it out?
Another Doctor you say? One who was experienced on Martian Biology and Medicinal History? He would very much like to meet with the man!
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What do you mean you fired him for talking back?!
#Dpxdc#Dp x dc#Dcxdp#Dc x dp#Danny Phantom#Dc#Dcu#Danny is a Doctor#Danny is the best Doctor#He is more experienced with different biologies since he studied under Frostbite and worked in Amtiy for so long#He had literally operated on Martin's and Speedsters before#When Batman hears about this he's gonna lose it#They had a Doctor who had extensive knowledge on the biology if dead races and they FIRED HIM!?#For talking back!?#Sure he was a little rude about it but to be fair you guys were using Kryptonite on Superman to Operate#Did none of you consider his other Big Weakness? Magic?#Oh as men of science you don't value magic do you?#Well he does apparently so bring him back here Now!
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yes the peacock miraculous obviously needs to be felix's and is extremely significant to him and there's so much poetry about the fact that he is the holder of the very miraculous that created him and him being the holder of it is deeply entrenched into the plot. HOWEVER.
sometimes i miss the cat!adrien vs dog!felix dynamic. because it was really fucking funny
#also like. if you listed out the personalities of adrien and felix to an unbiased third party#and asked them to assign one as dog and the other as cat#it would absolutely be dog!adrien and cat!felix. right? like it would.#adrien is like a little golden retriever who follows you around. felix knocks shit off your counters just to get a reaction out of you.#but no. cat!adrien dog!felix. like what the fuck is up with that. bring it back it was so weird#ladybug: aw darn :/ i gave the dog miraculous to the cat-coded guy by accident! i meant to give it to adrien. HE'S the dog guy#chat noir: excuse me?#also the fact they were fucking pet-coded?????? AND THEYRE SENTIMONSTERS??? FUCKED UP TBH. BRING IT BACK#buggachatter
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The anime-girlification of stuffed animals is the worst thing to happen to this country
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Leading off from my previous post, have a compilation I made of him being my favourite dramatic lil' guy
#hes so silly#i think we should bring back silly Octavius in fanfic#hes just so sarcastic and mean (in the best way possible) in fanfics now#and i miss this stupid little guy#i mean he is the exact same level of idiot as Jed is#in a /pos way#(not hating on stern octavius he's pretty cool too)#night at the museum#natm octavius#jedtavius#natm
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everyone read impulse 1995 for The Guy
#bring back giving the most random characters solo books that last more than 70 issues long#impulse#bart allen#the flash#dc comics#max mercury#cissie king jones#arrowette#young justice#the comic not the show#i miss yj98 man come back#in general i just miss bart he’s my little guy dc just doesn’t give out solos like that anymore#mark waid please if you can hear us please mark waid please save me please save me mark waid please i’m asking you#i miss helen tbh where is she
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Do me a huuuge favor and reblog/like/whatever this post if you’re cool with random character questions to your inbox
#it’s not like a gurantee I’ll inbox something to you but it’s a pretty high chance 💖 I’m trying to branch out more and interact with people#and in doing also encourage other people to do the same to others mayve??? bring back the ask culture or w/e#we’re all just sharing our funny little guys and dying to talk about them why not enable each other a little bit lmao
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parrot and his allay. ^_^
small bonus for the soul
#☆ my art .#unstable universe#parrotx2#they make me so sick i hate them#im coping guys bear with me#i havent done proper shading for so long be nice#i love his allay actually#silly little creature#still not over how it kept bringing the emerald back to him...
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#yes i made 9 gifs of mimo giggles... and what of it#paying for therapy < looking at a guy having a little laugh#dangly earring too... stylists can we please bring back the dangly earrings on him#*#*lino#*vlog#*18#lee know#lee minho#stray kids#skz#bystay#linosource#gagwanzsource#usersemily#analook
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the thing is, blitzø isn’t in denial about his own feelings; he is in denial about stolas’.
blitzø knows he cares about the prince, he knows that it isn’t just about the grimoire for him anymore, but he’s convinced that his love is completely unrequited, because who in their right mind would like a bastard like him?
not only is stolas leagues above him in terms of social status, but in blitzø’s eyes, he also has nothing of value to add to the table as a person. he’s nothing but an asshole who has ruined lives, who doesn’t know how to build functioning relationships without fucking everything up one way or another. the only meaningful connection he has is with his daughter, and even then she had no other option, he adopted her.
whenever he sees a real, romantic bond, he instantly jumps to the sexual aspect of it- he’s seemingly weirdly interested in moxxie and millie’s relationship, especially when it comes to their bedroom life, and when he finds out that what fizz and ozzie have is genuine, he starts cracking vulgar jokes right away.
this is probably because sex is the most familiar aspect of it all for him, something even himself can obtain; which is why he sticks to that when it comes to stolas. he wants to keep their deal strictly sexual, because that makes it easy to manage. no strings attached means he won’t get hurt, and even worse, he won’t hurt the other person.
so when their dynamic starts to shift, even if to a minuscule amount, he panics and tries to forcefully stop that from happening.
we see it happening firstly during the harvest moon festival, when he stumbles through his own words in an attempt to correct striker, and then during ozzie’s, when he berates stolas at the end of the night, and then finally during OOPS, as he rants to fizz about how the owl doesn’t like him at all. nuh uh. no way in hell.
(you tell yourself that blitzø, we all think.)
#helluva boss#blitzø#sorry i’m writing a blitz-centric stolitz oneshot#so he’s been occupying my mind a little too much#i love him so much man this fucking guy means so much to me#bringing the term apologist back just for him#stolitz
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retired ghoap going on a renovation competition show
ghost takes over the budget and he's ruthless with it; tracking every paint swatch and piece of lumber down to the last cent, haggling for every purchase and making the most of their coupons. soap's in charge of design; he can visualise floor plans better than anyone, seeing the completed spaces in his mind when they’re little more than a steel shell
they run their site like a military base, treating their builders like rookies; expecting them to follow orders but also waiting for them to inevitably mess up so they can fix it
they're an immediate shock to the judges; they fully expected them to have no idea what they're doing, to have no understanding of style or trends, but they didn't sign up just for shits and giggles
they know how to hit a brief and can do physical labour faster than the actual builders. with soap's discerning eye and ghost's practically, they design gorgeous rooms and become a real threat for the prize money. they handle the stress and sleepless nights like it's second nature bc really, it is; a few all nighters painting are nothing compared to being shot at
they also take great joy in messing with the other couples
it takes a while for them to figure out they're even married; they argue like it's going out of fashion, never holding their opinions or frustrations back but it's their love language as much as their banter. you can hear them barking at each other from across the site; callsigns and “It” and “sergeant” thrown around just like in the field
the challenges are where they have the most fun
the day to day? that's work; they're strict, both with themselves and the schedule, never letting anything fall behind or go incompleted. but the challenges? that's play time. they love pushing the brief, toeing the line of the rules purely bc they can
they get to a two part art challenge and ghost's scheming before before the host even opens their mouth. part one? one half of the couple has to design some kind of art piece that will feature in their house. part two? the other person has to gather supplies and tools and make the art
there's a time limit for how long they can take to gather the supplies; once it's up, they can't go back for more and they can only use what they can carry themselves to their station. they're in a warehouse filled with scrap and paint and tools, the choices almost overwhelming
ghost politely interrupts the host to ask for a clarification; absolutely anything in the warehouse can be used so long as they can carry it?
the host confirms; anything under the roof is their's to use
ghost thanks them and steps back in line, standing at attention and waiting for round one to start
ghost volunteers to be the one to do the art, shocking everyone since soap is well known as the artist of the two of them. but soap sees the mischief in his eyes; he knows he's up to something and can't wait to see where it goes
the timer starts and ghost immediately shucks his hoodie and gets to grabbing; stuffing the impromptu bag with everything he recognises from soap's own supplies. there's seconds to go when he bolts for soap, throwing him over his shoulder in a fireman's carry
the other couples are pissed and call it cheating, trying to get them disqualified
ghost just shrugs, soap still over his shoulder, "they said we can use anything we can carry. i followed the brief"
soap just laughs like a mad man
they win the challenge by a landslide
everything's going smoothly, they've won enough room reveals that they’re in a good financial position, they’re ahead in their current room and in a great headspace
then soap gets injured
it's an honest mistake, a part of the roof they thought was stable collapsing and hitting soap
and ghost, always calm and in control, panics
he's on the other side of the site when he hears soap cry out and goes running; shoving past cameramen and builders, screaming to know what happened before he even sees him. he finds soap on the ground, blood dripping from his temple and it's too familiar; a thing he sees in his nightmares
he doesn't know what to do with all his fear so instead, he channels it into anger
he goes off on all his builders, demanding to know how they could be so useless and careless as to miss the unstable roof; screaming at them in a way he hasn't done since he was on active duty, tearing down a rookie for poor trigger management
all the while, his gentle hands tend to soap; checking the wound, if he's concussed, soothing him before he can slip into a flashback of his own. he growls at the cameras, doesn't let the onsite medics anywhere near him; he doesn't know them, doesn't trust them with his johnny. it's only soap's gentle convincing that makes him step back, that forces him to stop and breathe; glaring the medics down from soap's side as they check him and come to the same conclusion soap already reached
he'll be iust fine; a few stitches and he'll be right back in it
ghost goes with him to the hospital to get the stitches laid, abandoning the site to their terrified builders to look after. it takes a few days before he can handle them being separated again, can't even handle one of them going shopping while the other site manages
but soap doesn't begrudge him for his clinginess, not when he knows it's rooted in the fear of losing him. he just keeps him close and calls him his good luck charm when they win the room reveal that week
#new season of the block's on you know what that means! putting my blorbos in every other aspect of my life!#it was so hard writing this without using tradie instead of builder lmao#i love putting ghoap in real situations#like these guys arent normal lmao so putting them in something as typical as a reno show is hilarious#can you imagine ghost shopping for tiles? comparing feature tiles and splash backs and tapwear like its life or death#i just know production would hate him a little bc of the mask he still wears but they also know theyll bring in a different demographic#they also think they can spin the drama of these clueless soldiers who have no idea what theyre doing#just for them to be completely blown away by how skilled they actually are#i just know theyd weird people out tho even retired theyre still unsettling#theres just something about them that puts people on edge#that eases when they see how maddeningly in love with each other they are#just them using military vernacular to build a flat pack#soap still referring to ghost as his superior officer#i love them#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#we’re a team. ghost team#ghoap#ghostsoap#soapghost#soap cod#john soap mactavish#ghost cod#simon ghost riley#cod mw2#cod mwii#cod fic#save post
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more details about the job switch lol
#dragons dogma#dd2#dragons dogma 2#tbh. i knew i was gonna bring these guys back for dd2 but#im very glad i had them switch roles#it is making me cuckoo in the best and worst ways#i think pawn basil is having a lot more fun than arisen basil. he has cool friends from other worlds now :)#also haim my ex-pawn arisen who has been exposed to the horrors#let me just tweak the canon events a little...#edit: just noticed a typo LOL
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I just finished watching s2 of My Adventures With Superman.
My headcanon is that Mxy is watching all of it happen like a soap opera.
#mr mxyzptlk#mister mxyzptlk#mxy#mxyzptlk#my adventures with superman#maws season 2#maws#my adventures with supergirl#BRING BACK MY SILLY BLUE GUY!! I NEED HIM TO APPEAR AGAIN.#headcanon#sketches#doodles#popcorn#silly little guy
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I need to see the spider demons please 😭🙏
#lego monkie kid#lego monkie kid fanart#monkie kid#monkie kid fanart#lmk#lmk fanart#blue and violet#I can't believe I brought back the spiders in the actual chapter itself#Pretty sure the fact that those guys come back had been in the outline for it since the VERY beginning#like those guys NEEDED to be relevant again souly because I do in fact want to bring them up yet again after this#not sure when tho#but this chapter was a reminder that they do in fact still exist in the fic and they are still a little morally ambiguous#spider queen is in her 'market place' form because I figured it would be a better representation as to where she is in life now: defeated#her 'crown/helmet' broke when she had been shoved into that furnace so -#-I honestly don't think as( of right now in the story) that she would have the dignity/confidence to wear a new one#Syntax would have also made her a new spider mech (since Goliath has his new one) but she would have refused to wear it for the same reason#for now Spider Queen will be 80% wheelchair and 20% standing up when she has enough reason to deem standing up and walking necessary#also sandy cameo haha- huntsman wanted to go after Mayor after that horrific interaction in the chapter#I don't think sandy thinks thats a good idea#lmk spider queen#lmk huntsman#lmk syntax#lmk goliath#lmk spider demons#monkie kid spider queen#monkie kid syntax#monkie kid huntsman#monkie kid goliath
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The Trailblazer and her moms
#my art#honkai star rail#hsr#kafka#himeko#stelle#kafhime#also I realized every drawing of himeko i've done recently has just been her going like >:(#so i gave her a soft little moment with stelle#before bringing back the >:( face because she's near kafka alskdjflskjfd#I KNOW STELLE'S INGAME MODEL IS TALLER THAN BOTH HIMEKO AND KAFKA I KNOW THIS#however#i simply do not care#himeko is tallest in my heart#sidenote i would let kafka shove a dangerous space bomb into my chest#this is wild you guys I haven't had this much motivation to draw characters since tangled#hope it doesn't leave me anytime soon i love this endless motivation
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🖍Sml cringe compilation cause artblock and brainrot hit at the same time. The new puppets were too ugly to not draw at least once.✏️
Enjoy, or not..?
#sml#sml fanart#i guess?? thats what we're doing now???#marvin sml#brooklyn t guy#brooklyn guy#jeffy#jeffy sml#karen guy#jonathan guy#sml junior#sml cody#sml joseph#sml bully#sml penelope#sml lil t#chef peepee#chef pee pee#does bad things guy#shucks fnf#is that what they called it? i think. anyway the secret door was one of the best plot twists ever i think. i hope they bring/brought back--#--does bad things guy. he was def a favorite “one-off” character.#jonathan makes me sad bc WHY DID THWY REPLACE DBTG W HIM?? Like dont get me wrong i love his energy but ickkkk#there are so many things wrong w SML and a lot of irl drama that i dont really want to get into but hey#i drew these just for fun. it made child me happy. just a little...#its good background noise i think#this series is a shitshow. pure 2000s edgy humor just how i remember it
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Everyone draws Stan in his toxic relationship with Jimmy Snakes when he's in his mullet era which is like early 80s and he's late 20s to early 30s
But wouldn't it be so fucked up if it was actually way younger. Like bright-eyed 20-24 Stan gets a boyfriend, and the guy just absolutely dismantles his self-worth and is the introductory factor to some of the more dark and dehumanizing shit Stanley did during the 10+ years he was struggling to survive. And he was much more easy to manipulate and leave an eternal scar on Stanley because of how young he was which is why more than 30 years later Stan is still so easily tossed around by his "old friend" when he comes back to visit. That would be fucked up, right?
I also did this shitty sketch so
#alex hirsch dont give the stan twins toxic boyfriends challenge#gravity falls#stan pines#stanley pines#jimmy snakes#if you dont know who jimmy snakes is you're probably so confused lol#pornstache stanley has been in my mind ever since my friend said no one draws that era of him but hes cute in that era#and like yes hes only on screen for 2 seconds but bring that era of Stanley back#you guys want Mullet stan and thats good an all but look how cute he is with his little mario mustache
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