#BORIIIIING

[filmcel]

coworker said i should just “go to a party” on halloween.. u think if i had a party available i wouldn’t be going…

[dormiloncito]

actually i hope they never cancel this or i am killing us all

randomly started reading a new shonen jump manga called ultimate exorcist kiyoshi, so that i may experience first hand how it feels to have a manga get canceled halfway through

[sylviaplathenthusiast]

i do not excuse the actions of my favourite characters. i accept and embrace them. i welcome them with open arms. i settle into bed with my favourite characters, brush through their hair with my fingers and say “that’s it, baby, be a menace to society, just like that”

[sotiriabellou]

finally managed to go to one of my lectures and this mf is just reading off the slides...well i could do that as well.in my house

[concubi-thoughts]

My hands shouldn't be fixing bikes all day. I should be squeezing someone's hips till they can't think.

[blujayonthewing]

me: hm aside from just Being A Satyr nyssa isn't actually hairy at all, maybe I should also do a satyr lady who's more hirsute

me @ me: ain't nobody got time for that??? did you forget we are lazy

[smokingtomas]

Kuai Liang x Kitana

Send me an MK character/ship and I'll react with a GIF

[sassatello]

will we hear your opinion on tmnt mayhem once you see it??

huh sure! im 100% sure i will like it bc 1. i love the intentionally ugly art style and 2. im very easy to please with movies ahah

[mixed-kester]

this ebg is too easy, it makes me laugh.

[fuck-off-im-ace]

Do you ever start a new job and focus so much on being good enough for their standards that it takes you a few days to realise that you havent liked any of the days you spent there? Just me?

[teawinx]

Gotta remember to post shit on her every once in a while

Trying my hand at some S4 designs for the Winx, because let's be real The canon ones are so jank like damn

Starting with Rainbow's cash cows, Bloom Stella and Flora

Most fun thing is coming up with new hairstyles for them. Bloom is legit cute with short hair. No shade to her ultra long hair but it's so boriiiiing

So not redesigns, but design progressions. Like what would they look like post S3, if they were allowed to actually grow up?

[steelthroat]

Okay I'm definitely having troubles choosing how to color my man, so I'm gonna brainstorm and write down the things I want to implement on why the drawing above fails:

I want him to kind of feel like a g1 decepticon color-wise. So I should look at more references of them. Otherwise, it's just gonna be an OC and I don't want that.

I want it to look like he has a crop top and the drawing above reached that goal, but that color is too saturated.

His helm is straight-up horrible, I don't know why but I just hate it. I have to change it somehow, maybe I should look up at a reference of Soundwave's helm or a cop-hat or whatever that thing is called.

More dark-gray or brown looking at some references of g1 characters, even if I don't really like it, but maybe it's needed.

AlsoLess saturation, it's not shattered glass. Too flashy.

His thighs are either gonna stay that way but less blue or black/dark gray... maybe inverting the colors could work?

Hm the "heels", idk of I want them to be different from the rest of the leg or not.

More suggestive. More suggestive. More suggestive... somehow????? I GUESS???? Aaaaaaaahdhthhttth

I don't care if it doesn't look canon for this thing, but I want his hands to feel like gloves/the digits must be different from the palm. It looks nice, I like gloves.

No warm colors if I can avoid it. Just no. Maybe those triangles on his crotch? And the yellow optics. Those are a must. Yellow optics for the win, I'm not changing that.

I'm printing a bunch of copies of Climber(totallynotoptimus)'s design. My markers are ready, and that's how I'm gonna spend the afternoon! Wuhuuu!

[calibabii21]

|| awakened pt 2 || nct dream

pairings: bestie!nct dream x black!reader

genre: suggestive, mature, best friends, cheeky, idol x black bestie au

warning(s): teasing, multi guys one girl, games, singling out, flirtation, swearing, mild humiliation, competition.

wc: 1.6k

Quickly locking your phone, you tuck it away into your hoodie pocket “hey Jeno,” you return his smile.

If he notices your skittish movements, he doesn’t say anything, just continues smiling as he responds, “how are you?”

you then look at him skeptically “good..what do you want?”

He looks off to the side, “so I was wondering if-” he’s cut off as a loud mouthed Haechan walks into the room adamantly clapping his hands “we need. to play. a gAME.”

his body flops onto the ottoman in front of you. “like what? truth or dare?” you sarcastically suggest.

suddenly a finger is shoved in your face as Haechan gets up from his upside down laying position, “or better-”

by this time the rest of the have entered the room and are now waiting for him to situate himself and continue. “never have I ever.”

everyone begins protesting, “WAIT WAIT but guys it could be FUNNN.” he tries to convince you all. 

“well I mean, we’re not..doing anything right now” you snap your head towards Mark upon hearing his voice and chip in, “I don’t really mind.”

Haechan internally celebrates knowing that everyone will give in since you’ve agreed to play.

The eight of you are gather around your living room with drinks- both alcoholic and non, splayed on the table “so how are we doing this? who’s first?”

“we can start with Mark, since he’s the oldest.” said person sighs as he responds, “fine. never have I ever.....”

After a few rounds of playing, Renjun is taking his time thinking of something new that he has never done, which causes someone to release a loud sigh. 

“come on this is so boriiiiing.” there are murmurs and nods agreeing with Chenle. 

“can we do something to make this more interesting?” there’s a brief moment of silence. “okay. never have I ever..”

Jaemin takes a second to think before he smirks directly at you, the unease in your stomach justified as he opens his mouth, “fantasized about my best friend.” 

an audible gasp leaves you as you cover your mouth in shock at Jaemin outing you, “Jaem!” 

he shrugs dismissively, watching as you put a finger down, face flushed and eyes avoiding the men in the room.

you can just hear the smugness in Haechan’s voice as he then says, “ohhh we have a naughty one in our midst boys.”

they all chuckle which furthers your embarrassment.

“in that case, never have I ever,” Haechan leans back in his seat, spreading his legs in a sexy relaxed manner, “touched myself to the thought of my best friend.” 

he puts a finger down, a smirk spreading across his face as he notices you glance down at his hand lazily placed on his crotch before meeting his intense gaze. 

“well?” he looks at you expectantly seeing you have not yet put down your finger in response to him.

“I- what makes you think that I have?”

he scoffs at your weak attempt of denial “oh please. don’t act like you haven’t bitten down on your pretty little hand to keep from pathetically whimpering my name.”

that makes everyone’s eyebrows raise. including yours.

you lean forward at the edge of your seat, pinning him with narrowed eyes, “it seems you would really like that Hyuckie.”

though his cheeks tint, his arrogance remains “damn right I would.”

his blush gives you a boost of confidence “yeah? baby boy would like it if I was a whimpering mess thinking about cumming on his-” 

“wOAH- okay let’s-let's cut that short.” 

a panicked tone interrupting you makes you chuckle internally as you look away from a fidgeting Haechan, to a grumbling Mark. 

“nooo this was getting gooood.” Chenle protests. 

“fine let’s change the game entirely. y/n. you have to guess our kinks, and which we have fantasized about doing with you.”

you scoff looking away to hide the many scenarios now running through your head.

“I am not-” “that’s a good idea.” your head whips to Renjun with wide eyes, him being the last person you expected to be in agreement with Haechan of all people.

“what?”

you look to your left, “Jeno?” you question in a soft tone, to which he only shrugs and looks at you with his signature eye smile, “why not?”

you battle with yourself in your head as you look around at all the boys, but seeing their intrigued and excited faces, you give in. 

“alright. fine.” you shake your head at their childish celebrations. “you guys just better not give me shit for what I say.” but they don’t even hear you through their own rowdiness.

For some reason Jisung of all people thought this “game” would be best played in your bedroom..surrounded by 7 horny men.

Not that you were complaining but Jesus was it getting hot with them in such close proximity to you. 

“we’re waiting.” you are yet again surprised at Renjun’s speaking up. 

“you’re rather eager about this.” you say with wonder as to why.

“we never actually talk about these things so, yeah, sue me for being excited.” his response dripping with the sass you love.

“fair enough ahahah.” your giggles fade as you think of who to start with, “well for starters, it’s not like I..think about you all in this way often..” 

your false bashfulness lets them all know you’re lying straight through your teeth, “but since you were the first to speak up, and my room is right next to you, yours-” your eyes lock on Renjun’s “is mutual masturbation. has to be. I’ve heard your soft little moans and rapid breaths right around when I'm having a little ‘me time’.”

his face is completely flushed red, and you instantly know you’re spot on. 

“Sungie.” you’re quiet after some time, just observing him as you stare him down, “size kink.”

his widen dramatically, “you may think no one notices, but you’re constantly comparing our height, hand sizes, and I’m sure you-”

your eyes trail his body stopping just at the waistband of his joggers, “well, you get the gist.”

the others laugh at the youngest’s stunned expression. 

“Lele baby........I actually have no fucking idea.” he rolls his eyes as you try not to laugh.

“lame.”

ignoring his sulking, you move on to the next person. “now Nana, I see you smirking over there but you’re not fooling anyone.”

curious eyes turn to the smirking boy, “you may be a flirty tease sometimes, but I know you’re a sucker for praise. actually, now that I think about it, you praise me for every..little... thing.”

as you keep talking you begin to get shy, “aww, baby is getting all shy on us.”

you huff flipping him off as you attempt to gather your thoughts.

“okay okay let me wrap this up, um, Jeno.” 

you look to your left to see said boy laying back on your bed, arms resting behind his head. “you..you are..”

Jaemin makes eye contact with you, a challenging brow raised as you clear your throat, “um you’re brat taming for sure.”

your assurance intrigues him, “oh?” you nod at him “mhm. positive.”

“ugh alright, just hurry up and get to me already.”

You glare at Haechan, “just for that, you’re going last.”

he pouts and whines, rolling back and forth at the edge of your bed, “but I want to go nowwww.”

you groan in frustration, “Hyuck, just sit down, shut up, and wait your turn.”

the boys all hoot and holler at your tone, you being the only one to notice how quiet and compliant he’s become. 

“oh. baby boy likes being told what to do.” you coo in a condescending tone as you sit on your knees leaning close to his face, “you want mommy to make you feel good? bet you would sound really pretty for me hm?"

you notice his eyes become hooded as he watches you lick your lips, subconsciously nodding. 

you abruptly lean back to your original position, “well he clearly has a mommy kink– degradation too.”

the boys shove him from all directions “damn what did you do to him?”

You turn to Mark, hearing his voice in your ear, “and what about me?” he asks softly, only a few inches from your face. 

“you, sir, are auralism through and through. as am I.”

his eyebrows furrow and his voice cracks, “aURalism?”

you nod, the two of you still in your own world, “means you’re aroused by sound. the sound of my voice in particular.”

you lean into each other, voices barely audible enough for the two of you to hear one another, “like the sound of you coming apart with my face between your–” before he could finish, or you respond, a voice cuts in “woah. woah. woah. woah. WOAH! when did that happen??” 

Mark is quiet as you try to intervene, “no we-”

Renjun is quick to interrupt you, “wait you two have fucked? how did we not know this??” 

the six other men in the room look between you and Mark, confused and a little jealous. 

“you mean to tell me..that this dude has tasted you, but I can’t even touch you?”

Haechan genuinely sounds upset so you move away from the eldest Lee and over to the one complaining, “well I never said you couldn’t touch me.”

he’s instantly silenced, staring you with unfiltered arousal, “but that’s for another time.”

you clap your hands once as you climb off of your bed, “okay boys, everyone out.”

seven pairs of eyes follow you, watching as you retrieve an old tour t-shirt + pajama shorts and walk into the adjoined bathroom locking the door behind you.

not long after your bath water is drawn do they hear light splash sounds coming from behind the door. 

“wha- no fair!” Jisung complains as they are leaving your room, “what was even the point of all this.” he grumbles to himself. 

you return to see your room empty as you had asked, and just as you situate yourself into bed, there’s a knock before someone enters your room closing and locking the door behind them. 

“well this a surprise.” 

to be continued...

*mdni banner made by @cafekitsune*

[waltsmest]

Speaking of my art

✨️I want to share with u some sketches with my new Monster High g3 original character and their story

🌟Meet Min, a child of a mimic (unknown which one)

Pronounce: any, but mostly uses they/them

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There are some details in the design, which Min mimicked from mimics from media, bc they don't know who are their parents and what Min is even suppose to be

Before Min mimicked anything for their appearance, they was something grayish with human alike shape. Not cool huh

So, Min took some clothes, front teeth and ears from Glitchtrap and used fur colour as the hair colour (when they played the fnaf vr they got really inspired by mimic from fnaf)

With time, Min find out about mimic in My Little Pony, so they mimicked the horn, a part of an year (so technically just recollected the already existing part of), bow from the tail for the bowtie, eye colour (they didn't make their eyes a crystals, like the mlp mimic, but they are still really sparkly) and parts of the mane colours for some of their hair streaks

As the time went, Min discovered another mimic in media. A DnD mimic. Bc Min didn't had many friends for that time, they didn't played DnD, but read a lot about it. Most commonly used image for the DnD mimic is the "chest" looking one, so Min mimicked sharp teeth to the triangle parts on their clothes, sharp teeth (but Glitchtraps front ones remain), a wooden texture for the arm and made a bag, that looks like a chest mimic

When Min got in Monster high school, they they didn't quietly understand how to start being friends with somebody there.

They decided firstly to just watch what is even going on there. And one time they saw Cleo. Her skin was so shiny and sparky, Min loves sparky things. So they asked Cleo that she is beautiful and if Min can mimic her skin. At first Cleo was confused, but asked what is even "mimic" is and Min mimicked it quickly and showed how does it look. Cleo liked how her skin colour and sparkles lookes on Min, so she said "of course you can keep it like that, i like it"

With time, Min began to be friend with other gouls, like Frankie, Goulia, Clawdeen, Draculaura and Twyla

Min can mimic only appearance, no powers. So unicorn horn has no magic, they have no "glitching" powers and other stuff

Soooo yeah, I made a story about mimicking Cleo's skin bc I want to make an ooak/custom, by using g3 Cleo as a base :)

I was really inspired by mimics in media, u can tell. Especially when i made an art with mlp mimic as fnaf mimic for my mlp-fnaf au. I didn't kinda include the original true form of the fnaf mimic, bc Min would be definitely thinking like "nah, I already was gray, cmoooon. Boriiiiing"

Idk then I will make a custom of my oc, but I already ordered a base and boots, so now I'm waiting for them to arrive

I'm sorry for soooo many text here and if there is any mistakes in grammar. English is nor my first language and it's already 5 am and an air raid alarm (typical for Ukraine😭), my brain is not braining really

And yes, there are some layers to protect my sketches from Ai, idk if it's really working, buuuuut I really hate Ai, so I hope this stuff works against it

Thanks for reading 🩷

[tigresslanzhu]

Happy To Crabby Switch

Miss Crawly: [happily] My best friend just got engaged to her girlfriend. That’s why we’re going to spend the day practicing method acting!

New Moon Troupe: WHAT?!? WHY? DIDN’T WE JUST DO METHOD ACTING? BORIIIIING!

Miss Crawly: Shut up!

Johnny: Your best friend, huh?

Miss Crawly: I SAID SHUT THE HELL UP!

[yappingbitch73]

my life is boriiiiing a