#BOOOONK

[stars-stripes-and-rockets]

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bonk anon

@yawurstnightmare Uhm. Twinkle Toes, I believe this was meant for you!!

[yawurstnightmare]

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bonk anon

OW HEY OW OW OW STOP DAT

LETS SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT PAL

BATTA UP!!

[leadshootingcupid]

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bonk anon

G'day.

Ya might wanna lay off those canned drinks, but ok. Chose a fittin' name at least - no need to do that again, though.

[flammableunicorn]

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bonk anon

Ouch!! 🦄

[cefromagegrille]

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bonk anon

You are more annoying than the Anon who titled himself that way.

[stringsnwires]

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bonk anon

Darn.

[schizoaffectively]

@bowserpunk-vevo KITTY BOOOONK >:D

Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves

[waruihoshi]

bonk

BOOOONK

[grussell63]

the VB/GR boooonk KJDHASFDJFL

[mydadstomjones]

bonk

BOOOONK BONK BONK!!

[froshele]

☆ whenever i or my little lady do something stupid or fail to get a concept or say something that is transparently not at all thought out the other one of us will adopt this really silly cadence and go "BOOOONK". other people closely involved with us (an important one of whom may see this hello handsome) have been infected with this and now sometimes use bonk as a pejorative adjective. what no one knows is that we no longer have any idea what bonk means semantically. bonk is a feeling. bonk is another of those untranslateable foreign words now; we know exactly when something is bonk, but it's hard to distill

☆ my brothers and i dont greet each other like normal people its always like "Hey dumbass" "Hey yourself degenerate", and everyone is always like "what the fuck" but actually it comes from the things we'd overhear adults saying about each other (big family, many badly chosen stepfathers), and it used to be an important way of softening the blow of those things. its a mark of kinship and solidarity despite adults often actively telling us not to feel kinship or solidarity and i think its good

☆ my grandfather gave us the very useful noncommittal saying "well, that's just that sort of thing" , which is perhaps the single concept that has done the heaviest lifting in my entire life to date. it is also incredibly eldercore oldhasidstyle and people used to comment on it when i lived with people who'd notice. one time i gave him this as an answer to something nonserious myself and got put in the corner at the age of 17 though so don't actually try it at home in a disagreement ok

☆ kratomhaver and i once (when younger) mutilated a jpeg of child prodigy Hanina from hit Hasidic telenovela Shtisel to unrecognizability and combined it with an obscure, profane Russian remix of the Thomas the Tank Engine. Thinking about it is instantaneously hilarious because this entire sequence of images and song also fit. Compressed Hanina is also both an emotion now and a folk character

☆ the phrase "(you're my little) wizard hat" in the right intonation can send either of my wife or me into hysterics. this is because we once tried to be intimate while both wearing silk sleep hats and as a ground rule of course she had to go and say "Meyer whatever it is you do do NOT acknowledge the wizard hats". I tried I really did

☆ we have an entire lexicon of creatures derived from mazik (Yiddish endearment, "imp") and sheyd (its natural opposite, a grown demon). all of them are actually extremely nuanced and niche ways to describe emotions, relational states and mental states for which words don't yet exist in english, without trying to translate, which can be awkward. despite this nuance they are also all inherently sillystupid words like "matick" (confident, a little smug, proud of an accomplishment), "morlig" (contrary, meanspirited, resource guarding, cranky), "oily moilig" (evading responsibility, feeling 'slimy', feeling 'melted'), "mok" (feeling small and simple and not very bright) and "mootlig" (small, round [bouba, not kiki], hyper, carefree), guaranteeing that we have to pick either having an emotionally intelligent conversation using our galaxy brain emotion words Or staying mad but we can't have both

Tell me about a joke that you and your family absolutely lose your shit over that other people would not get.

Tell me about the very unique way you pick on each other.

Or tell me about a pop culture reference your family will never let die and you’ve never heard any other family use it.

*chin on hands* I just love hearing these stories. (I’m obsessed with little loser microcultures like families and very niche fandoms) So lay it on me.

[blubrownrpblog]

Gala had phased threw the wall at the wrong moment... or maybe it was the right? Gala saw her father on the floor near her “Dead” body, he was whispering something but Gala couldn’t make it out.

Undex looked up to see Gala floating above minimus “Gal-” before he could finish Gala gave a “hush” signal. Gala obviously had something planned and he wasn’t sure how he felt about it.

Gala rubbed her hands together,took a deep breath in and...

“BONK! BOOOONK~!” Did an loud impression of Ultra Magnus with her mouth in an almost cartoonish way. Undex has to cover his audio receptors from the shear volume.

“Hi papa!” She cheers.

blubrownrpblog·:

Undex cringed “I don’t know! I-it was something from Grandpa Ratchets cabinet and- I thought it was medicine because she had a stomach ache….” Undex kept Rambling on not mentioning that Gala’s soul was still wandering around.

“I’m sorry! I didn’t mean too!” He cried.

“You should have asked first! You always, always ask first! I-” Gripping his helm, Minimus falls to his knees, his frame shaking, “What am I going to do.. What am I going to do? If Rung finds out… He’ll think I had something to do with this… He’ll think I’m irresponsible… Of course I am… I shouldn’t have let this happen…” He squeezes his helm some, “Confound it… Of course you didn’t mean to… I shouldn’t be yelling… I’m sorry…”

The load-bearer attempts to keep his thoughts together. He needed to think straight and figure out what to do next, but he felt himself slipping. Just like the time he had an anxiety attack and so many other times before that. He begins to mutter incoherently to himself, optics clouding over some, “What am I going to do…? I knew she would eventually… Humans have short… This isn’t fair… This isn’t fair…”

A servo strikes out at the floor and begins to beat at it over and over again.

[harbinger-313]

Me: don’t laugh.

*bonk*

Me: 0_0

*boooonk*

Me: *begins to hyperventilate*

*boooooooonnnnkk*

Me: *glass shatters*

AAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAH.

Me*inhales for a brief moment, then, in a high-pitched squeal*

BoOOonNNnK

HAHAHAHAHHA!

HELP ME.

[inspiredwriterstory]

Boooonk

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