#BOND WITH ME JIMMY
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Z/tar/a shippers: “Katara sees Aang as a son and is therefore his mother. That also makes Zuko his dad.”
Yep, just a father/son bonding moment here.
#now it is time for father son bonding#BOND WITH ME JIMMY#antizutara#zeekay fandumb#the Zuko is Aang’s dad trope is stupid af
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Peter Parker dimension travels to Metropolis. Not MCU Peter, but 616 late 20s Peter Parker who can forge his identity and works for Lex Corp, initially not realizing it’s a bad company, but when he does he continues working for them to slowly yet surely make plans to expose and dismantle the company.
#bones prompts#dc x marvel#dc x spiderman#no marvel only spider man#I’d love to see more variety with Peter Parker in DC stories where he isn’t a helpless teenager#and can land an apartment and job within a few weeks after forging his identity. make him a competent boy it’s so fun. let him suffer bc he’#now in a different dimension from his wife and has lots of superhero experience#LET HIM BE FRIENDS WITH SUPERMAN AND CLARK KENT THEIR DYNAMIC WOULD BE FASCINATING#do you have any idea how much Lois would take a look at Peter and go ‘ah. jimmy Olsen 2.0’ and he’d slide into their dynamic#as he’s a whistleblower for LexCorps and he’d gain a friendship with Lois and Clark#don’t get me started with Peter and Jimmy. they’d bond so much over their love of photography and their piss poor luck#bones writes in the tags
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just reblogged a thing and was inspired to make this lol

#courtney wheeler#jimmy pesto jr#jimmy jr#doug wheeler#jimmy pesto#jimmy pesto sr#bob’s burgers#bobs burgers#meme#handshake meme#courtney/jimmy jr brotp#courtney/jj brotp#listen to me these two have so much in common and i am personally offended by the fact that they are not friends#there's so much they could bond over!#like dancing! and singing! and having crappy dads!#if doug wheeler has no haters then i am dead#jimmy pesto ain’t as bad as he could be but it's more fun to make him an antagonist lol
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guys!!!!!! false god by tswift is so ranchers coded!!!!!!!!
#IVE BEEN POSTING SO MANY OF THESE#i'm sorry it's just. so them#i should make a tag for my song rambling i feel like i do enough of it to warrant that#nya's playlist#<- yes. using that now#anyways let me talk about false god#'we were crazy to think that this could work remember how i said id die for you honey'#HELLO!! tango saying id die for you about the canary curse.....#'we were stupid to jump in the ocean separating us' empires vs hermitcraft 'remember how id fly to you' the rift????#'i still do it for you babe' hmmmmmm yes Yes.#'they all warned us about times like this' they all warned them that things would be different between soulmates after double life ended...#since the bond/link/wtv was gone...... and everyone told them that but they Didn't Believe it#'the road gets hard and you get lost when you're led by blind faith'#blind faith that things will work out.... that the universe was right when it paired them together.....#'but we might just get away with this' !!!!!!!!#LIKE!!!!!#'even if it's a false god we still worship this love' EVEN IF THE SOULMATE PAIRINGS WERE TOTALLY RANDOM. WED STILL WORSHIP THIS LOVE!!!!!!!#'i know heavens a thing i go there when you touch me honey hell is when i fight with you'#NOTHING INTELLIGENT TO ADD TO THAT ONE. JUST INCOHERENT SCREAMJNG BC THEMMMMM!!!!!!!#sorry i love them so bad chat SO BAD#'you can't talk to me when im like this daring you to leave me just so i can try and scare you'#dies. crawls away and literally dies#trafficblr#hermitblr#solidaritygaming#jimmy solidarity#tangotek#solidaritek#rancher duo#nya talks
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the situation between jimmy + curly is so weirdly yandere archetypical. like the actual textually-supported angle of "i dont want you to outgrow me, so im going to do everything in my power to drag you down to my level and keep you there" is... kind of insane?
#txt#mouthwashing is one of those narratives where the yaoi is there even when you really dont want it to be.#like im not saying this is good. its not. the results are in fact disastrous. but it does exist. unfortunately.#(necessary disclaimer of 'i dont think jimmy is a good person and this isnt me soft launching a blorbopost about him its just interesting')#MW isnt a source material i rly personally feel compelled to blorbofy. like i have no notes#it told the narrative it wanted to tell as clearly and successfully as possible. i just wanna turn it in my head like a rock a lil.#(resurfaces to add more to my tags) i only even call it “yaoi” bc masculinity plays into the dynamic so much#their like Bro Bond coming before any of jimmy's other relationships bc Curly represents an ideal Man specifically#its like. i like the nuance there. much to chew on#mouthwashing //
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Corporate wants to know the difference etc.
#a well-timed pause lol#they just give the same evergy to me...#the lone gunmen#stephen sneddon#jimmy bond#my screencaps#my meme#the scientist speaks
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well that was it.
the end of one of the most cursed american soap operas.
i'm glad i didn't watch it end live. that would have let it have some sort of justice. giving it time to breathe allowed me to finish late what i had started late.
it somehow took me almost as long to watch it all as it did to actually air.
it has now been fortified for me that they actually did that. the writers actually took the show out back and shot it, just as easily as these characters "killed off monsters".
it took fifteen years to end in pretty much the exact same place as it started.
glib.
#404 not found#WHY. DID I WATCH THAT.#WHAT STARTED AS A. cute little thing to pass time as i recovered from sun poisoning and then. having my wisdom teeth removed in high school#turned into a? fixation? and then a BONDING time with my DAD?#and now i've finally done it. it's Over. and i cannot stress enough how much i really would never want to watch this again#for just a little moment i was like ok i can Surely find a cas-only compilation of s4-end right. right.#and then I COULDN'T. FIND IT? ANYWHERE?#a smaller part of me was like. well i can make it. i can rewatch some of my fave eps. like when jimmy dies. gabriel reveal.#when he gets turned into a doll. even the ward one! idgaf!#but i actually. do.#if someone wanted to freak out about it with me is one thing but honestly it is NOT giving. i'm hollow. there's no desire#second time in 1 month that this has happened where i finish something i'm obsessed with and have no real desire to love it again#just some dead obligation to follow up on the last thing. but spn is a dead horse LMFAOOOO#< which this is very rare. for me. just wow#ok rant over#for now
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Roman Reigns and The Usos have only themselves to blame for the Solo Sikoa that exists now. Before Solo even came up to The Bloodline he spoke of already feeling abandoned by his brothers and then when he did come up to join them Roman isolated him further from them. The Usos planted it in his head before The Bloodline Civil War at Money In The Bank that they had no desire to be the next Tribal Chief, but that Solo had both their vote to be. Then, Roman went and crowned him the Tribal Heir. They built this monster. Anyway, Solo Sikoa has never done anything wrong in his life and they should have saved him some of that mahi-mahi.
#'roman and the usos are gonna turn babyface' THEYRE STILL LOOKING LIKE HEELS /TO ME/#lmao ok but fr theres a lot more#like im unsure how intentional theyre playing it but#he kinda gets treated like a spare uce or an afterthought to the tag team twin bond dynamic#like when jey was like yeah having brother is great but being a twin is something special or whatever#or one time jimmy was moping over jey and called him HIS brother then quickly corrected it to THEIR brother#sure other elements could be at play here theres still the rest of the fams involvement and what part the elders play etc#but im still siding with solo on his right to be petty 😤#ALSO solo had to be a street fighter to survive ofc he wants to keep the money hes finally gotten in his pocket#ALSO ALSO him always stepping in to save the bloodline from losing matches at the last minute romans titles ARE his titles too T B H#im just blabbing dont mind me actually loll
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@ghostertoasted ALKJKGALHJSKF
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#THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT TO ME OKAY#BECAUSE. RIN. EVERYONE ELSE HAS ASTRONOMICAL SYMBOLS (1. yes grian has the sun and 1a. SHUT UP). BUT JOEL. LONG STORY BUT HE HAS THE CAR.#A CAR. YES A CAR IN THE MIDST OF SUNS AND CRESCENT SCYTHES (i hate that word my GODS) OF MOONS AND STARS AND MARS AND EARTH AND PLUTO.#something something fast and furious something something joel (don?) toretto idk man i only watched joel's finale episode LMAO#anyways i headcanon the watchers (these god-like beings that were a part of an smp grian used to be in + they may or may not run the life-#-series) forced saturn to be joel's symbol but he refuses it so much to the point where he's like 'saturn what saturn? i only know my sweet#-beloved dear car. my sweet beloved dear CAR is my symbol i dunno what you're talkin about with SATURN'#anyways i saw from someone hoping that etho would win the next series cause so far everyone who's won have been double life soulmates-#-(grian + scar/cleo+martyn/pearl+scott) and etho and joel were soulmates :3#okay anyways that was a long rant lmao that felt good#grian#scott smajor#pearl#martyn inthelittlewood#gtws#zombiecleo#joel smallishbeans#don't even get me started on how joel was alone for the last life and third life and getting paired with a sort of unwilling etho in double#-life and then that bond getting severed in limited life by etho even though joel thought they were still close and joel finally getting a-#-strong team in limlife (grian + jimmy) and how he vowed to give jim all his time so jim wouldn't get out first (again) but jimmy getting o#-ut before he could do it and how c!joel's arc throughout the life series is like he was alone at the beginning and slowly made close bon-#-ds and learned the value of family (whether by blood or by bond) and winning wild life with a laugh and grin and hilarity rather than with#-the sorrow that the watchers want and need and destroy to get and uh i started mySELF on a rant there hoo boy#anyways. i am very normal indeed <3#✦ my idiot brother's here
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This whole "job" thing is so foul I could be daydreaming about Jimmy and writing silly hcs and fics instead of working stupid bullshit job *sighhhh*
#we would bond so fucking hard over this you can't imagine#two bitches ranting in bed about their coworkers match made in heaven#since i'm rumbling let me tell you how i can't stop thinking about bitchianti jimmy goooodddd each time they draw his face#i wanna kiss it so damn much ugh ughggg i would make out with that one jim looming over his face and expression there is so--#enough thirsting for tonight gn moots and lurkers have sweet dreams
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check out my mouthwashing hcs : ] artist notes and explanation under the cut!!!
JIMMY - I found most of their last names in the mouthwashing reddit and as I searched up the surname Zare, it seemed to be of Iranian origin, hence why he's Iranian American to me. I like to think he was already pale and sickly looking before but during the game events he just looks. Worse. DAISUKE- Juarez is fairly a Filipino/Mexican name but I'm sticking with Filipino purely bc i believe he can do the budots. Anywho, I took his Early skintone from the official emojis in the steam page and tried to incorporate the ingame skintone with it, mixing it up a little so hes not completely washed out. ANYA- Im biased when doing her nationality HC bc ive been learning french and I learned from reddit that her last name is Japanese so thats interesting : ] now I think she and Daisuke have something to bond over at least. Anywho, I like to believe she has her particular style of makeup, and she used to have foundation that wouldve made her skin brighter bc shes really pale. Her ingame skintone is even paler than her usual bc of no sun. Also yes, she looks worse bc of fatigue bc i can only imagine the struggle and sleepless nights patching curly up. Shes still very beautiful though!!!! SWANSEA- Nothing much to write home about, just regular signs of aging, searching up his name on google (his name is a welsh town apparently), but his card shows a broken nose! Or maybe its the way the card is bent. I love to believe the former. CURLY - So we dont have a Curly ID so I made my own, freshly promoted Curly. His hair changing is a reference to my hair changing (im also blonde) and bc i think hes p neat so he has that. Hes Canadian British bc hes the whitest white man you can ever white. Maybe a sprinkle of irish but thats it. like 9% Irish from his mother's side or something. His curls stopped curling curling because I doubt he'd have too much time worrying abt them atp when the ship atmosphere fucks it up anyways.
#mouthwashing#baliwart#mouthwahsing anya#mouthwashing daisuke#mouthwashing swansea#mouthwashing curly#mouthwashing jimmy#mouthwashing hc#mouthwashing fanart
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# DREW STARKEY — LIVE TALK SHOW
ִֶཐི༏ཋྀ ────୨ৎ──── drew’s first time on a talk show, which just so happens to be jimmy fallon’s and he’s known for scheming. he surprises drew starkey with his celebrity crush. which just so happens to be you.
ִֶཐི༏ཋྀ — pairing: actress!reader x drew starkey !
author’s note: please show some love, also this is my first time posting on here, and i don't know how good my one-shots are. enjoy!
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you were known for being one of the most famous actresses sought after. they’d been right for it, your acting was phenomenal. as much fame as you had, you never really let it get to your head, knowing where you had come from was the most important thing to you.
not only that but you were also known for the activist and humanitarian organizations you’d created or supported alongside other celebrities, like angelina jolie, phoebe tonkin, daniel craig, etc.
so when daniel craig’s managers reached out to you it wasn’t a big surprise, apparently they had been reached out to by a talk show if they could invite you along as well. knowing daniel was more than glad to pass the invitation along, you accepted.
you wondered why they’d want you there seeing as queer had just premiered, and that had nothing to do with you
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drew had been nervous, he’d be on a talk show, but nonetheless he was a wreck. it took him forever to decide what he’d be wearing, ultimately deciding on a charcoal grey, and white tux with a black tie. he hoped his outfit would be fine for the show.
as he waited backstage for his introduction he paced around nervous, spinning his gold ring on his finger, an anxious tic he had.
before he knew it, he heard jimmy fallon, “ladies and gentleman, let’s welcome the man everyone's been talking about, he’s rising to fame, the one and only drew starkey!” he announced as drew walked out and shook hands with the bodyguard on his way to the main set.
hearing the loud cheers and roars of everyone was amazing and he couldn't help but be shook to his core, never in a hundred years would he have expected this.
he waved to everyone as he made his way over to jimmy and shook his hand, before he proceeded to sit down in one of the couches.
“so drew we’re glad you accepted our invitation, isn’t that right?” jimmy asked the audience, before they all roared in agreement.
“i’m honored, thank you for inviting me.” drew replied confidently, knowing he was nervous inside.
“so we know you’ve been chasing gold for about four years, and now you’re in a queer relationship with daniel craig, james bond, which has premiered if i’m correct?” jimmy asked, knowing the answer but trying to build up the conversation.
“yes, out in theatres about a week ago.” drew replied.
“how did that transition work, you know, from filming a show where you don’t really have a romantic relationship until recently to a full blown queer relationship?” jimmy asked curiously.
“honestly, a bit overwhelming and a lot of anxiety from my part. not more so because of the transition but just because i knew i had to ace this role. getting the opportunity to work alongside daniel craig and for luca guadagnino was truly the opportunity of a lifetime. whatever time it was, i knew i had to give it my all. sometimes i doubted my performance but daniel helped me and gave me advice whenever i needed it,” drew replied, while he felt himself relaxing a bit as he got comfortable enough to share personal details.
“there was even a time where,” drew began before lightly biting his lip amused at the story daniel shared with him, before continuing, “daniel told me of an experience he had with another co-star. basically when you first film scenes and most of all when they’re scenes like we were filming, the first day on set really is just practice. not reading lines, but actually practicing how certain scenes will go. in our case mature scenes were what we focused on at the beginning seeing as we’d be testing out our chemistry.”
“anywho the point is that once we were literally in the middle of a bed scene, nothing too explicit, and daniel chuckled when i fucked up a line because instead of saying ‘we can’t be doing this’ i said ‘we shan’t be doing this.’ he literally rolled out of bed and said he had to take a breather, i was confused, i mean we fuck up lines sometimes but never enough to call break,” drew explained.
“yeah normally that doesn’t happen, i would’ve been nervous,” jimmy commented.
drew laughed and nodded his head, before continuing, “i was dying of anxiety in the inside, i was like did i fuck up this badly. and i guess daniel could see it written on my face, which is when he walked over and explained how in his last role the same thing had happened with his co-star. and i couldn’t help but let out a sigh of relief and literally said, ‘thank fuck’ to which he laughed at as he walked away to get a water.”
jimmy let out a chuckle at the ending of his story, and said, “oh my god i would’ve died of laughter too.”
drew nodded as he swiped his backhand on his nose, a reflex of his, before replying “yeah i definitely would’ve too but honestly i was too nervous at the time, now i think back on it and laugh about it.”
“actually there was something i was looking forward to, with you here, let’s show this clip,” jimmy said motioning towards the tv for the audience.
before they knew it, drew was being interviewed by a reporter who asked who his celebrity crush was, ‘y/n y/ln’ he answered without falter.
as the video ended drew couldn’t help but let out a chuckle and turned to jimmy while he began, “is that still true?”
drew knew the answer to that, and nodded, “yeah it is,” he replied confidently.
“we have a surprise for you if you look at the monitor,” jimmy said before motioning towards the tv.
if the world could swallow drew up whole, he’d let it. at that moment. because then and there on the tv, where times he’d stated his celebrity crush was y/n to interviewers and it was playing in chronological order.
as the video ended jimmy looked at him and playfully asked, “anything to comment?”
drew couldn’t help but cover his mouth with one hand before sliding it down to reply, “genuinely that’d be mine if i could somehow reach her.”
“well who knows maybe one day you will,” jimmy commented supportively.
“unless i get the courage to actually dm her, it’ll be a pending matter,” drew replied.
“why the need for a dm? i’m right here,” you said after making your way quietly behind him signaling the audience to not spoil it.
at that moment, drew froze up, and instantly rose up from his seat but slowly turned around, not knowing if it was real.
as he slowly turned, you waved at him and slightly giggled at his nervous reaction. you waited for him to say something before you said anything else.
as you stood there waiting, drew finally caught a grip and let his charm play out even if he was a train wreck inside.
“i’m drew starkey,” he introduced, stammering quite a bit.
“i know,” you replied smiling.
hearing that drew’s brows rose in confusion, he didn’t expect that. he was a nobody and you were everything.
“i was invited to your premiere but i ended up in the er or else i would’ve been there, apologies,” you said, genuinely honest.
drew was lost for words, yet jimmy asked him, “drew you still there or are you too starstruck?”
“mhm,” drew nodded, not necessarily indicating which one but they could all guess.
he couldn’t get over the fact you’d just apologized for not attending his premiere, gosh he was literally about to faint before he talked to himself in his head ‘get your shit together before you scare her’ which he proceeded to do, and extended his hand for her to shake.
“none of that, my mama taught me better than that” you replied before walking closer to him and pulling him into a hug.
drew couldn’t believe this was happening but reacted fast enough to not make it seem awkward for the audience, at least that's what he hoped and reciprocated the hug. wrapping his hands around your body.
as they pulled apart, you walked up to jimmy and shook his hand seeing as there was a literal desk between you both and greeted him.
“jimmy it’s been a while,” you commented.
“glad to have you back on here,” jimmy replied genuinely.
“now that we’re dealing with a starstruck man, we actually have a few live questions, if you don’t mind answering them?” jimmy asked.
“of course, ask away,” she replied amused, wanting to know what was being asked.
jimmy read from his phone, “how does it feel to be drew starkey’s celebrity crush?”
“well honestly, and i quote, from the man himself, ‘i’m honored,’” you replied knowing drew was known for his replies of being honored.
next to you drew couldn’t help but smile amused knowing he said that quite a lot, he hadn’t been lying he really was honored. but to hear that you were honored he thought of you a certain way, well that was the most fucking honored he’d be in his life. before, now, or after.
“what do you think of drew starkey and his roles?” jimmy asked, reading off the second question being asked by the audience.
“well honestly, i’m definitely an outer banks fan. i’m glad he’s finally getting the recognition he deserved, i’ve been there since season one, people now are barely catching on,” you started.
as you replied, drew couldn’t help but feel touched at what you were saying. he really had just risen to fame this past year, with the new season of outer banks even though he’d been there since day one of the show.
“i’ll admit this new season and the past one that came out, i couldn’t help but feel a tad bit jealous that our local psycho was tied up and locked in with someone,” you admitted lightly, chuckling amused.
“for me this is a situation where i love the actor but hate the character unfortunately, because rafe deserved better, in this season four that came out. sofia betrayed him and genuinely frustrated me,” you explained.
drew couldn’t help but feel touched at how you were talking about his character, because it was something he’d poured his heart into.
“one last question for both of you before we go,” jimmy asked before a drum roll sound came on to build anticipation.
“have we created a successful cupid match?” jimmy asked, to which the audience cheered, curious as well.
at that moment both drew and you gazed into each other's eyes, “only time will tell,” you answered truthfully, ‘but maybe we’ll get there’ you tried to communicate that through your gaze with drew.
the cameras cut and now there was a rising to fame actor, holding out his hand for a famous actress to take.
and that she did.
#drewstarkey#obx#outer banks#drew starkey#drew starkey queer#drew starkey x reader#drew starkey x you#drew starkey x y/n#drew starkey fanfiction#drew starkey fluff#drew starkey one shot#drew starkey imagine#celebrities#celebrity x reader#celebrity fanfic#drew starkey x female reader#smokingsoothesthesoul#smokingsoothes
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coughs twice. flattens hair. taps mic.
GREAT POST OP
Wk Doodle dump
here are some of the doodles from the lovely requests you guys sent, thank you so much <333 I don't actually know that much about pokemon but my fav gen is black and white so I just drew them with the starters bc i love snivy and oshowatt idk Also more sick Chris doodles because im currently sick (yes again) for the umpteenth time and im going to make him suffer with me...
#OP.#OP YOURE KILLING ME.#OHHH UIHMYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD#THIS IS SICK AND TWISTED OH MY GOD /POS /POS /POS /POS /POS /POS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH#on call rn me and bro are tweaking over ur art#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH#i love. i love the. the brother bond u draw them it's so good i lvoe it it's so perfect it makes me sob and miserable and twibble and GODDD#youre amazing op.#this is great#MARTIN KRATT "I LOVE OTTERS!!!!'#THIS IS SO FUCKED#I LOVE THIS SO MUCH#sorry im going insane this is just amazing thank you for being sucha talented and cool and awesome artist im so happy that this post exists#ran out of space in the tag before#thank you littlecrittereli *we all stand and applaud*#wild kratts#martin kratt#chris kratt#wild kratts fanart#kratt brothers#wild kratts aviva#aviva corcovado#wild kratts koki#wild kratts jimmy#jimmy z#op this is great#CHRIST this is so good
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HELLOOOO
I got a silly little ask, just a drabble from you would be fine 😁
Like- the reader (gender neutral) wasn't very open about their hobbies and such. One of their hobbies was like martial arts or smth (THIS IS VERY CRUCIAL ☝️☝️☝️)
Wellll, one day Jimmy (🤮) decided to try and touch the reader inappropriately and they just throw him over their shoulder saying something along the lines of "Do NOT touch me."
I KNOW IT'S CRINGE BUT PLEASEEEE, IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY 🙏🙏🙏🙏
I saw you're writing for only Curly and Daisuke, but if you wanna you can add other characters into the mix. It's all platonic, just a silly little ask cuz I wanna laugh 😁😁😁
[ Tulpar Crew & Reader ]
Oh I love this one. Also this reminded me to update my list thank u 4 unintentionally reminding me anon.,.,. ALSO DONT WORRY I DONT THINK IT'S CRINGE !
gender neutral reader, it gets silly later on i promise. not proof-read. wrote this really quick.
⚠️ tw: stalking, jimmy being a little too forward and close
The day was pretty much mundane, like always. Everyone was in their designated work stations, including you of course. Though, something felt off. It had been like this for the past week, and you hated it. You even blamed your lack of sleep for it. It seemed like there was something— someone, watching and following you when you were alone.
One time, you'd even woken up to the sound of your quarter's door closing. You stayed up all night, not wanting to inconvenience the other crew members for what you think might just be all in your head. Well, that is until psych evaluation day came and you opened up about this to Anya who so easily believed you, but seemed so uncomfortable with the topic. You decided not to pry out of respect. She offers her company when you need it.
That same night, Daisuke offered to host a game session to which everyone reluctantly agreed to.
Establishing good bonds between workers is key to an efficient working environment!
Anya, Swansea and Daisuke were sitting by the sofa, Curly dragged a chair just beside the game table, whilst you and Jimmy sat beside each other on the floor. The game involved four players and the crew decided that whoever loses first has to swap with whoever hasn't played yet for the next rounds. The game was getting heated, Daisuke and Anya, neck on neck. Unfortunately, not the only thing neck on neck. Everyone else was too focused on the game to even notice what Jimmy was doing. You can feel his breath against your skin. You eyed the others in hopes that they would see. Too busy. Annoyed and grossed out, you elbowed his ribs in warning, glaring at him. "Jimmy, don't touch me." He seems pissed, but that doesn't deter him from getting his entertainment. Jimmy presses on and you swear you felt your eyebrows twitch. The balls of this guy to even do this here.
Daisuke throws the dice, the three leans in in anticipation as they watch it slowly roll to a stop and—
CRASH!
Some game pieces flew in different directions, two table legs snapping from the force and Jimmy's weight. It was radio silent for a moment. The crew having different variations of shocked expressions. You had grabbed his arm and flipped his body onto the furniture.
"Fuckin' pervert. Are you deaf, or what? I said do NOT touch me."
Daisuke threw his hands up in the air and settled it on each side of his head, frustrated. "Oh, come on, man! I was so close to winni—!" His whining ceases when Swansea nudges him, instantly shutting up and processing what had just happened. It took a few blinks for him to register and he eventually bursts out laughing and pointing at Jimmy. It took everything from Swansea not to burst out laughing as well. Instead, he crosses his arms and huffs with a proud smile. 'Atta' kid.'
Anya on the other hand slips out a gasp, covering her mouth. Mostly out of shock, and no sympathy for the man whatsoever. When the other intern started laughing, she had to bite her lip and look away to suppress her own fit.
[ History of glenohumeral joint subluxation.
It happened way too fast for Jimmy to even process what just happened. He spits out something hard, probably a tooth. His shoulder slightly stings as well, probably dislocated. He'll get back at you some other time, he can't get back at you when everyone else is here and that pisses him off even more.
Curly had mixed feelings. But of course, he prioritizes his role and he has to mediate everything first and foremost. Rubbing his face, he sighs and stands up, putting his hands on his hips. He calls your name and you tilted your head to look up at him. "I have to discuss... this with you later on. Please drop by the cockpit, yeah?" You roll your eyes and nod, pouting. "Swansea, could we borrow your intern real quick?"
"Shift's over, go ahead."
He gives the eldest a nod. "Daisuke, please assist Anya. Help her bring Jimmy to medical."
"Youuuuu got it, Big C." He finger guns towards the captain then stands up to hover over the co-pilot. Curly could only give Daisuke an awkward smile at the nickname.
"Never call him that again."
"El Capitano." Daisuke helps Jimmy up, making sure he's pulling them up by the injured arm, making the man grit his teeth and groan in pain. Before the guy could even cuss at the intern, Swansea continued bickering.
"Do your damn job."
"Yessir. Swansir."
Anya and Daisuke finally went off the bring the poor injured co-pilot to treat him. And if you'd like to know, Anya taught Daisuke how to pull Jimmy's shoulder back to place. Yes, everyone heard him when it happened.
You helped Swansea clean up the mess by the lounge and in apology, offered to help repair the table the next day. He agrees and even offers Daisuke to assist you.
Curly had to lightly reprimand you for your actions, but you'd explained to him what happened. The best he could do for you for now is lie on the report.
Sustained through occupational accident.
Employee confirmed inebriated while working.
Property damage docked to Jimmy.]
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can u PLEASEEE do an smau w oscar x american! reader who’s super gothy and witchy and they go to salem for halloween pleaseee!!
salem date | oscar piastri
pairing; oscar piastri x witchy!reader
summary: oscar loves his witchy girlfriend, and takes her wherever she wants to go, even if it means missing work

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yourusername: my favorite thing about moving to monaco? getting to decorate a whole new space and exploring cute new witchy stores 🐈⬛🖤
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oscarpiastri: is living with me not your absolute favorite thing about moving to monaco?
yourusername: no. walking abracadabra on the beach is my favorite thing, living with you is like top 10
user1: i still can’t belive they named their cat ‘abracadabra’
user2: it’s so on brand for yn, but for oscar? not so much
user3: please, yn has that man wrapped around her finger. if she told him to change his name to halloween, he would do it
maxverstappen1: yn i need my cards to be read again, when are you free?
yourusername: i’m free friday next week, that okay?
maxverstappen1: perfect!! thank you :D
user4: in doing tarot readings for the drivers is so dear to me
landonorris: wait i want my cards read too :(
yourusername: sorry lan, im not free for another 2 weeks after that
landonorris: ugh max ruins everything
maxverstappen1: you snooze you lose, loser
user5: im in monaco, yns in monaco, i have a chance to met yn ln. holy poop
user6: omg i need an apartment tour????
user7: weird question, do you ever get looks by other people? i know you dress quite alternately and was wondering how accepting europeans are?
yourusername: i get looks all the time, but I've become quite used to it, im not bothered by it as i used to be. but i definitely get more looks in places that aren't so touristy, than places like france. key is simply ignoring them 🖤
user8: they just can't handle your swag
charles_leclerc: leo wants another playdate with abra, when are you free?
maxverstappen1: you aren't tricking ANYONE. you keep using these playdates so yn can read your cards without you needing to make an appointment
user9: appointment?? 😭
yourusername: is that true charles?? you've been using leo??
charles_leclerc: NO YN DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, HE IS JUST JEALOUS OF LEO'S AND ABRACADABRAS RELATIONSHIP.
yourusername: i can't belive this charles, i just, i need a moment.
charles_leclerc: yn... it's not what it looks like...
oscarpiastri: am I interrupting something???
user10: you're interrupting the friendship breakup of the century 💔



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yourusername: we are all halloween ready
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user11: my favorite time of the year <33
yourusername: you and me both
charles_leclerc: leo misses abra
yourusername: does he? or do you just miss my card readings?
charles_leclerc: little bit of both, i got him a halloween costume, you don't want to see it?
yourusername: of course i want to see it
charles_leclerc: i'll be over in 10 minutes!!
yourusername: DO NOT expect that i'll read your cards
charles_leclerc: i don't 😞
user12: they're back!!!!
user13: salem this year???
yourusername: im still not sure, oscar cant make it this year and it feels weird going without him :((
user14: "it feels weird going without him" OSCAR IF YOU DONT GET YOU AND YN ON A FLIGHT TO SALEM RIGH NOW ISTG.
user15: im going to salem this year in honor of yn not being able to go ✊
maxverstappen1: abra looks so cute!! jimmy and sassy need one of those hats right now
yourusername: i'll make more max, what colors?
maxverstappen1: blue and orange please!
user16: cat lovers bond in the weirdest ways
oscarpiastri: thank you for re-decorating love, i just love waking up to a fake skeleton on our ceiling 🧡
yourusername: put some respect on sir bones name oscar. i’ll have you know that he’s there to protect you.
oscarpiastri: from what?
yourusername: the spiders
oscarpiastri: and how does sir bones protect me from said spiders??
yourusername: he scares them away. duh.
landonorris: yeah duh oscar. gosh get with the program.



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yourusername: salem we love you 🖤
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user17: SALEM DATE 3 YEARS IN A ROW!! THATS RIGHT BABY 🕺🕺
maxverstappen1: you’re telling me i could have skipped media day?
yourusername: would you be interested in going to salem?
maxverstappen1: um, to skip media day? yes!
user19: max and his hate for media day will live down as the longest rivalry in f1
user20: need myself a man who would call in sick just so he can take me to some random town for a couple hours
user21: random town??? put some respect on salems NAME.
user22: do you guys think the FIA knew he was missing media day for this, or do you think he told them he was like sick or something 😭
landonorris: i can confirm that they did not know about salem. and he is now in trouble.
user23: NOOO OSCAR
user24: omg oscar just got a fine
user25: HOW MUXH???
user24: they didn’t disclose. all they said was “we have been made aware that a certain driver decided to go on vacation instead of fulfilling their duty.”
user26: that’s so funny
user27: #free oscar
oscarpiastri: the fine was worth it 🖤
yourusername: 🖤🖤🖤
user28: omg wait. do you guys think this was a surprise?? because yn said before that oscar wasn’t going to make it??
yourusername: yes, oscar did suprise me with tickets to salem this morning!
user29: OMG THATS SO CUTE AHHHHH
user30: they’re perfect for each other
charles_leclerc: group trip to salem next year?
georgerussell63: we have practice that day
maxverstappen1: so? we’ll all call in sick or something
f1: 🤨
maxverstappen1: you didn’t see that
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notes: thank you for requesting!! this was fun to make ;))
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The Aristocats

── . ✦ Max Verstappen x reader
── . ✦ Summary: The coquette cats or you like to call them cat-quettes 🎀
⋆ ˚。 ⋆ ୨ ♡ ୧ ⋆ ˚。 ⋆
Sitting on top of your messy vanity was a couple of pink ribbons surrounded by your makeup and other essentials. You bought it for a special occasion, sadly they were not all for you.
You'd smile cheeky, thinking of the reason for all these ribbons. Heading to the living rooms, you heard many meows coming from your cats innocently playing around.
Your precious Sassy was the first to notice you. She loved to hang out with, whether it's sitting on your lap while you put your makeup on or just cuddle of your bed near you.
Wherever you were, Sassy was not far behind. As your boyfriend always says Sassy was definitely a momma girl through and through.
Meeting Max was everything you ever dreamed of and more. Although in the beginning he was a little hesitant on you matting his cats. But in the end it started a whole new bond between each other.
Sassy was the first to warm up to you. But Jimmy was a little more standoff-ish.
You watched as Sassy saw you from her nap pillow, immediately walking towards nuzzling her head on your leg, lightly purring.
Jimmy saw his sister leave towards you, but after a second he went back to playing. Jimmy was more fond of his dad, like Sassy, he was always with Max.
When Max was not off racing and winning trophies, he would be cuddling you while watching a movie of your choice, most of the time it was Rom-com.
But as life would have it, a certain needy cat would practically beg for his father's attention. Basking in his love, that Max would never be opposed to, even if he was interrupting movie night.
You glanced around seeing your last cat sitting up while watching the movie Aristocats. Which happens to be your favorite Disney movie of all times.
So it was a dream come true when you and Max decided to get another cat. A white fur kitten, who was absolutely dazzling with her big pink bow around her collar and another on the top of her. Although not at this moment does she have one..for other reasons.
Marie was her name after the Aristocats, fitting because she completely adores the kitten Marie.
You gently picked up Sassy from the ground before placing her on the kitchen island chairs. Sassy was found over the softness of the chair, putting her tail around in sleep. Oh your sleepy girl, You grabbed a little fur on top of Sassy head before tying a ribbon in the shape of a bow.
"You look so pretty", you squealed in delight holding Sassy up in the air.
You look over at Jimmy who was peacefully playing, before grabbing him. Placing him on the chair next to Sassy.
"Stop fighting me Jimmy, You will look like a gentleman". You pleaded with Jimmy but he only hissed, clawing out at you.
You tried putting the ribbon in Jimmy's hair in desperation. "Stay still", You whined before finally placing the bow on his neck.
"You can give me the side eye all you want but you're wearing the bow no matter what", You pointed out in frustration at Jimmy.
You glanced back at Sassy for two seconds before seeing a bow on the ground, "Oh, do not give me that look Jimmy, I know this bow is yours". You held the bow up from the ground tying it back into Jimmy fur on his neck.
Again not even a second later the bow was next to Jimmy not on his neck. "Look Jimmy, you need this bow to stay on your neck so you look like a gentleman".
"Alright this will stay on", you made sure to tighten the bow on his neck but not too much to hurt him, but making sure this is the last time it comes off.
You swore you turned your back for one second...NOT EVEN a second and his bow was laying on the floor again.
It was an ongoing battle with Jimmy, You don't understand how he was able to take it off so easily. It's not like he took his paws and gently took it off of his neck.
Finally after putting on the bow around his neck and not looking away from him without blinking for a minute, you concluded that the bow shall stay around his neck. Jimmy was not too happy about it, whining in his meows.
"Look at Sassy, you don't see her complaining", You pointed at Sassy who was napping still on the chair. Jimmy only looked at her for a second before leaving in an annoyance.
Gosh that made you feel like a parent, who's scolding their trouble making child. I mean Jimmy is way more Sassy than Sassy herself...and her name is literally Sassy.
Finally you took your precious little Marie, hugging her cute little body as she continues to watch her movie. Gently taking her to the chair Jimmy previously sat on.
Marie held her head up high seeing the pink ribbon, gently fluffing up her fur for you.
You put the ribbon around her fur on her head before turning it into a bow, it was easy now after watching so many tutorials of turning ribbons into bows.
you fluff up her bow on her neck adoring the classic Marie look on your kitten.
"And done", you quickly scanned all three of your cats making sure they all looked perfect and all their bows were still on.
"That was easy", you glanced at your cats but Jimmy gave you that look as if he was saying 'yeah right'. You're just gonna pretend this took you like 2 minutes and not an hour.
You set the cats in a line for the photoshoots squealing in how utterly adorable they were looking.
"Give me more...Yes my darlings more!", directing the calls as if you knew what you were doing. Putting the cats in different positions even some solo shots.
The cats only gave a blank look but you knew deep down they were having the time of their lives. Except Marie that kitten was strutting her stuff like a little pageant kitty.
You heard the door of the apartment swing home..indicating Max was home from his usual workout.
I mean who else could it be, a stranger coming in to see a cat photo shoot.
You heard the sound of steps that came closer to living room, before a abrupt stop.
Max cautiously step closer afraid of what he was seeing, "What the fuck", was all that came out. Of course the only phrase Max had said happened to be a curse word.
"Hey Max", you smiled innocently like nothing was out of the ordinary. He smiled awkwardly back, before repeating a few more curse words in surprise.
"excuse me sir, but please refrain from using any bad words In front of our children", You spoke sternly, also trying to get the perfect picture of the 'Cat Pyramid'.
One of the true wonders of the world also the cutest by far.
You stood up gently placing the camera on a desk, out of reach from the cats before walking towards Max. You held something out to him, "What is this?", Max asked in confusion.
"Here let me help you with it, Baby".
There you were posing like a family, Sassy was on the left sitting up with a bow on her head, Jimmy a true gentleman with a bow around his neck sitting up on the right. And of course little Marie with a pink bow on her neck and head right in the middle between the other cats.
Behind the little cats were their parents, You wore a classy pink dress with a bow on top of your hair sitting ever so perfectly.
And Max looked like a gentleman with the bow around his neck and was freshly showered and groomed after the gym.
He fake a smiled, his eyes filled with terror of the trauma he had to endured of wearing this bow and the nagging of you telling to wear something presentable and not something of red bull merch.
Can you blame yourself it was too good of an opportunity to pass up.
"Everyone better be smiling", you demanded while smiling sweetly in the camera.
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