#BON CLAY IS RIPPED
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crowsaysstuff · 1 year ago
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Ok why don’t people mention how ripped bon clay is ???
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sanjipussyindulgence · 1 year ago
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i know i get pissed about the yamato gender discourse/general transphobia in the one piece fandom at least once a month... but how do you read this panel and miss the point. freedom is such an important concept in the series and, as we see from the newkamas, that includes the freedom to identify as whatever gender you want. you are actively ignoring and disrespecting one piece's values when you misgender yamato, kiku, or any other character. i hate people.
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elimaybeafish · 4 months ago
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WELCOME BACK TO EVEN MORE CRACK POT ONE PIECE THEORIES WITH ME ELI
(I know now it’s Been a minute)
The 4 yonkos and marines are gonna have a free for all on a government island (crews included not just the emperors)
Black beards going to wano for Uranus
But buggy(‘s crew) is gonna scare him off
Luffy is going to (in power passing prime garps) drop A POINT BLANK galaxy impact on black beard (black beard is gonna die from this)
“Destroying” the government island Turing into a archipelago in the shape of a sun
Luffy and buggy are joing together to make the GREATEST PIRATE ALLIANCE
Buggy gonna get the credit for defeating (or killing) shanks
Luffy gonna get captured
Cue marine ford and impel down 2 (started by the grand fleet and Mr. (GOAT) 2
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misqnon · 1 year ago
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WE IN IMPEL DOWN BABEY
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indecisivekitty · 1 year ago
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“lass?”
you hummed in response, “yes?”
he frowned. “the hell is all this?”
“face masks.”
johnny furrowed his brows. “fuck are they fer?”
“well, for your skin—they’re suppose to help with it. for example, the one that i’m using right now is for hydrating the skin specifically.”
he blinked. “can i try one, bon?”
grinning, you immediately agreed. “of course, johnny. go and pick one.”
looking down at all the different types of face masks in front of him, johnny didn’t know which one to pick. clay? sheets? mud? what the hell is the difference?
“lass, which one did ye use? i’ll just do tha’ one.”
picking out the mask you’re using, you also pointed out one with a print, “this is the one i’m using or you can use this one too—they’re the same except that one has an animal print.”
“animal print?”
you nodded. “yeah like you’ll look like a cat when you wear it.”
he immediately lit up. “oh yeah i want tha’ one then.”
your eyes crinkle happily before picking up the face mask with the cat print and ripping open the packaging. taking the mask out carefully, you unfold it and place it onto johnny’s face, taking care to try and smooth out the mask.
“fuck, this shite is cold.”
laughing lightly, you get your phone to show johnny how he looks. “what do you think, my love?”
“jesus, this looks nothin’ like a fuckin’ cat. sure this ain’t some sort of alien mask, lass?”
amused, you bite your lip to keep from laughing. “you look absolutely lovely, johnny.” he narrowed his eyes at you, making you let out a snort. “it’s true!”
his shook his head. “gotta tell the lads ‘bout this cat-alien-shite.”
you nodded in agreement. “already sent them a picture of you.”
johnny snapped his head to you. “wha?????”
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a/n: hi did not edit very sleepy tired cannot think need to sleep after putting this in master list okahrhabkt thwbks tou heart
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bigender-swag-battle · 10 months ago
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Bugs Bunny wins!
Bigender Swag Battle: Redemption Round 3 (Match 6)
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brainyxbat · 5 months ago
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Chapter 16: Rebel Army vs. Royal Army! Showdown at Alubarna!
(episode 112)
The crew approached on their feathered steeds, white hoods concealing their faces to pose as the princess. "It's amusing how well you folks have fallen for this," Sanji remarked, "Now... let us show you who we really are." They all ripped off their hoods, revealing their faces.
"Too bad, you guessed wrong!" They all taunted.
"What?!" All the agents exclaimed in shock.
Vivi stayed afar with Karoo. 'Thank you, everyone,' She thought, 'I have to hurry. The rebel army is already just right over there.' "Let's go, Karoo!" On command, he headed into Alubarna.
"A camel?!" Bon Clay gaped. "And I know you from earlier!"
"S-sorry!" Usopp yelped.
"Go on, Zoro!" Nami egged on, staying back. "Let them have it!"
"You keep quiet!" He barked with irritation.
"How much was that debt again?!"
"You've already forgiven that!" Damn, why couldn't he had gone with Venus?!
Elsewhere she, Sanji, and Chopper confronted Mr. 4, and Ms. Merry Christmas. "There's not going to be a rebellion now."
"What?!" She raged.
'I'll stop them, at any cost!' Vivi internally vowed. 'If I don't stop them now, then this will all be for naught!' She raced on with determination, before arriving at her destination. As they stood in front of the kingdom entrance, she noticed Karoo shaking with fear next to her. "It's okay, Karoo. You don't have to be here." He shook his head, and stayed strong through the rumbling. "You could get trampled on." 'Please, Leader, listen to what I have to say.'
"Everyone, stay together!" Koza ordered. "Charge through at the southern gate! We'll knock out all the others from the inside! Make ready your resolve!"
When the cameml-riding soldiers drew near, Vivi spread her arms in command. "Stop, rebel army! This fight is a set-up!" To her dismay, they kept on. "Please! Listen to me!" Koza stayed focused, before feeling surprised at noticing her standing up ahead. "Rebel army! Stop!"
Sadly, he didn't recognize her, and the army stormed on. "Hey, did you see a person there just now?" Koza asked a soldier to his right.
"A person? This is no time for nonsense!"
"Never mind that, they're already shooting at us!"
Vivi was hunched over for protection, before straightening up when they all passed by, leaving a cloud of sand. "What was that for?! There's no visibility now!" She looked back, and saw a cannon from the kingdom wall was freshly fired. "What kind of dumb move was that, royal army?" Little did she realize, it was a Baroque Works Millions agent in disguise, feigning clumsiness.
Just then, more soldiers came racing in. "Don't back down! Charge through! It's just a cloud of sand!"
"No, everyone! Stop!" Vivi commanded, to no avail.
"For the sake of our country! Make the king pay!"
"Leader!" She cried out, but Koza's ears didn't catch out. Her breath shuddered when they stampeded all around her. "Leader!!" She screamed, finally catching his attention.
"What's the matter, Koza?" A soldier asked.
"It's nothing," He brushed it off, though couldn't help but think. 'Was it my imagination?'
"Leader!"
Unfortunately, he passed right by her without noticing her presence at all. "Remember, this is our final battle!"
"Wait! Listen to me!" She shouted, but her efforts were still in vain. "Leader!!" She was knocked to the ground; but before she could get hurt, she was shielded, by Karoo! As the battle raged on, she lifted his wing, and turned to him in worry. He'd been trampled! "Karoo!" She teared up when he didn't move. "You... shielded me. I'm so sorry. We've done so much, but the rebellion has started. I'm so sorry." Her whole body shook. "But still, I will stop it! No matter how many times I'm brushed aside, I can't let something like this make all we've done be for nothing. That's something I learned... aboard the ship! Not knowing when to quit!"
"Vivi!" She turned around at the familiar voice; it was Usopp, on a horse! "So this is where you are!"
"Usopp-san!"
"We can still make it in time! Hurry up, and hop on!"
"Right! Hold on, Karoo." She turned to him in concern.
"That bird has had it!" Vivi paused at his claim; something wasn't right. "We have to hurry! The rebellion will only get worse! Hurry!"
'That... bird...?' In Little Garden, the sniper loved the duck, and willingly teamed up with him against the agents.
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"Let's go, Karoo!" Usopp commanded.
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Vivi stayed put, and silent. "What's the matter? Hurry! This way!"
She turned to him with a hard stare. "Usopp-san, prove yourself."
He was suddenly nervous at that. "Oh, you doubt who I am?" He held out his arm with the white cloth visible. "See?"
'It's not him!' She thought with terror.
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"Usopp! Hey, Usopp!" Sanji said. "Lashes, wake up!"
"Usopp-kun!" Venus exclaimed worriedly.
The beat-up sniper started coming to at her voice, along with the equally injured camel. Also, his desert clothes were missing, so he was in his usual overalls. "Oh, Sanji, Venus-chan. Good morning."
"Right."
"Ah, how did our fight turn out? The part of the mission where we lured them away was successful. And then... it was over in two seconds. One second each."
"Couldn't you hold out a little longer?!" Sanji scolded.
"But Sanji, Venus-chan, what are you doing here?"
"Your ducks came to get some help for you! In any case..."
"Did Mr. 2 get away?" Venus asked nervously.
"Yes."
Sanji glared furiously at the horizon.
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"Listen up," Zoro announced, "That degenerate's transformations are perfect. There's no telling when he might pose as one of us, and make an attempt on Vivi's life. If you feel that any of us is acting the least bit suspicious, take off this wrapping, and show each other your marks. If they can't do that, they're a fake."
"Whoa, having a two-stage plan is uncharacteristically smart for you," Sanji drolled, "So does that mean you're that degenerate already?!"
"I'll cut you down!"
"Ah, that's Zoro," Luffy concluded.
"Oh, it is Zoro?" Usopp was relieved.
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"You... are not Usopp-san!" Vivi glared.
"Oh dear..." Bon Clay revealed himself with one pat from his left hand. "I wonder what gave me away. I thought I was perfect." She gaped in shock. "We got a report from Zero-chan, that you all had the same mark wrapped up on you."
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"This is bad," Sanji realized, "Vivi-chan is in danger!"
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meowquill · 1 year ago
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oda is a lgbtq+ ally cause he let bon clay be ripped and kick ass
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prickly-bulbasaur · 1 year ago
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If the Swan Fits
Who was he?
Who was the kind gentleman who had come to the ball and danced with Prince Sanji? He was so elegant, kind-hearted, and so full of life that the Prince wanted to know more. All he had gotten was the name Bentham Bon Clay until the clock tower started to chime 12 bells.
“Oh my, I am sorry, my prince but I have to sashay away. My time is running out.” He said, before sashaying away, leaving the prince stunned before coming to his senses.
“O-oi, wait! Where can I find you?” The Prince yelled, only to be heard by deaf ears as he chased the man, rushing down the steps and slowly catching up to him until Bentham kicked a nearby marble pillar, blocking his path as he entered the chariot and fled. 
Many of his servants were asking him if he was ok while he kicked and moved some of the marble to pick up a long swan neck that he saw fall off during the collapse. It looked like it could fit on the tip of a ballet shoe, extending the reach like a swan striking an enemy. 
King Zeff was not surprised that his son wanted to find this Bon Clay, as he could see that the fella gave Sanji a spark in his eyes he hadn’t seen since the passing of his mother, the Queen. “You do what you need to do to find happiness, Baby Eggplant.” He dodged a kick from his son and chuckled at his reaction. “You know damn well if I say no and threaten to put you in the dungeons you would find a way to escape and disobey my orders.”
“Damn right, I would you Old Geezer!”
“You watch who you are talking to! I may be old but I can still bend your ass over!” King Zeff yelled, slamming a heel on the top of his son’s head. “Don’t do anything stupid, and…” 
Sanji glared at his father before noticing him turning around, facing away from him. “Keep your nose clean, you got that?” The prince nodded at the King’s approval and with his selected men, he had set out across the Chef Kingdom for the mystery man, eventually branching out to other neighboring lands and islands. 
Years had passed, and Prince Sanji had lost hope a few times before it was renewed by the Captain and his crew of the Thousand Sunny. Captain Luffy would always laugh, saying that is the fun of the adventure, and if you believe strongly enough you will be rewarded soon. 
They had reached the last island of the Paradise Region, also known as Peachy Island. Prince Sanji’s heart began to flutter again as he took notice of the residents who lived there. They were a mixture of men who took in feminine features, women taking in masculine features, and even those who took in both. 
They look just like Bon, could it be I had found him? Sanji thought as the Captain and his crew marveled at the island. One of them, however, was not happy.
“We came here to look for some trans? Now I know why King Zeff had you leave the Kingdom, you are a disgrace!”
“HELL WINK!”
An explosion hit the discriminatory man, flinging him across the mast before the Captain’s Shipwright tied him to that same mast and a Sharpshooter shoved a tabasco ball down his throat.
Prince Sanji thanked the crew before turning to the person who did the strike. “Sorry about that, I didn’t think one of my selected men would be so…transphobic.” He tried to think of another more appropriate word but decided to rip off the bandaid and be upfront.
“Don’t worry your gorgeous little head, my Prince.” The person said, who upon closer inspection was a tall man wearing a female leotard and a see-through fishnet cape. “We have dealt with a few rotten eggs here and there.” He then bowed low. “My name is Emporio Ivankov, the Queen of Peachy Island. How can I be of service?”
“I have been looking for someone who came to my ball about three years ago.” Sanji started and brought out the swan tip. “He had left this while they were escaping and I have searched all over the South Blue and now Paradise to look for him.”
Queen Ivankov looked at the item with a smirk. “That is an Okama-made item all right, however, I can tell with one look none of us ladies and gentlemen would fit it. This was specially made by none other than my partner Inazuma here.” He said, pointing to a shorter female with clothing and hair split evenly in colors white and yellow. “She may provide further answers.”
Inazuma walked up and eyed every detail of the swan tip. “Yes, I have made this for Bentham Bon Clay.”
The prince perked up at the name. “You know him? Is he here? Where can I find Bon?”
Her features changed and sounded worried. “Bentham is a manservant at Baroque Hall, right over yonder past the Doki Doki Forest. Sir Crocodile and his two children Doublefinger and Valentine live there.
Prince Sanji narrowed his eyes in concern. “What can you tell me about this…Sir Crocodile and his daughters?”
“Sir Crocodile runs an organization called Baroque Works and he has over 5,000 men under his command.” Queen Ivankov said with a frown, tapping his foot in frustration. “He and his daughters treat everyone like slaves or filth. My heart aches for those who are forced to serve under him. As a Queen of Kamabakka Queendom, I should be able to tell him what to do, however, he is in a region where I have no such power…”
Queen Ivankov cried for those lost souls and his people followed, and broke the hearts of the Prince, his men, and the crew of the Thousand Sunny. Captain Luffy put a hand on the prince’s shoulder, lightly squeezing as to let him know that he and the crew will follow wherever he goes.
Sanji nodded and stood at his full height, exhibiting the aura of the future King of Chef Kingdom. “How do I visit this…Crocodile?”
“Bentham! Get over here and clean up this room! It’s a mess!!”
“Right away, Miss Valentine. I will have it cleaned up in no time!” Bon Clay replied with a smile, refusing to let this woman ruin his mood. He began cleaning the damaged room with a wide broom and swept the pieces of wood, glass, and swept them into a large pile before putting them in the trash bins. 
Valentine snorted and kicked a nearby laundry bin. “While you are at it, rewash these, they should be white, not yellow! Use the right soap next time!” She then stormed off, obviously irked that she wasn’t getting the reaction for that queer to get punished. He seemed too chipper and she hated it. It must be one of his freak days.
Bon was internally raging, but he refused to give them any satisfaction of punishing him again. They beat him daily for being an Okama, sometimes poorly made food, or mixing up their laundry and ruining the colors. Those were mild compared to three years ago when they found out he went to the Chef Kingdom’s Ball, and they were not kind.
That’s what was putting him in a good mood. He heard that after three years, Prince Sanji was in Kamabakka Queendom and on this very island. All he had to do was finish cleaning the mess this lemon bitch has caused, wash the laundry, and he will be on his merry way to get groceries for dinner. Or that is what he had let them believe. He was ready to leave this hell and reunite with the Prince of Chef Kingdom. 
While he was taking the debris out a knock was heard at the door. Bon sighed and put the debris down to answer the door but someone beat him to it, Sir Crocodile. He was sure he was going to get yelled at for not answering quickly enough, but when he heard the gentle voice of the Prince, he turned to look back in shock. 
“How can I help you?” Sir Crocodile said with a deep growl, staring at the intruder with a passionless expression. He was surprised that the prince from the Chef Kingdom was here and talking to him.
“Good afternoon, sorry to disturb you, but I have received word that a person I am searching for may be here. Would it be possible if I take a look?” Prince Sanji bowed, subtly looking around before seeing a tall man staring back at him briefly before being yanked away by what looked like an umbrella hook. 
Sir Crocodile growled and didn’t want to let the brat in, however, the Chef Kingdom was no Kingdom to sneeze at and he lived on an island of Kamabakka Queendom that barely made a note of themselves 50 years ago. “You may enter,” He said and stepped aside, allowing the Prince in. “My daughters should be downstairs shortly, I will ring for my servants.”
Ok, so far so good. The prince thought as he walked in, pretending to admire the artwork in the foyer. “Amazing decor, it reminds me of Alubarna in Arabasta Kindom. Were you originally from there?”
“Not really, I used to visit Arabasta in my youth and eventually found a wife who bore me two daughters. She passed shortly after the birth of my youngest, Valentine. A risk she was willing to take to ensure our legacy.”
“My condolences.” Sanji bowed, before looking up at the maids, manservants, and Sir Crocodile’s two daughters. They were both tall but one had deep blue afro-like hair and another was lemon blonde. He took notice of the umbrella that had lemon patterns on the parasol.
“Welcome to our home, Chef Prince.” The eldest bowed, eyeing every detail of the man. “My name is Doublefinger, my sister’s is Valentine.” She pointed to her sister, the lemon blonde and she too bowed. “These are our servants.”
The maids and manservants bowed, and he returned the favor. He noticed that Bon was not in the crowd and that raised his suspicions. “Thank you,” He then returned to his full height, getting everyone’s attention. “Afternoon, my name is Prince Sanji from Chef Kingdom. Three years ago a person arrived at the ball my father, King Zeff, was hosting and I am currently looking for them.”
The servants stood still but for the keen eyes, Sanji noticed a few of their eyes shifted in fear, more specifically at their master. He then pulled out the swan neck item. “I am looking for the person who has the other half of this, and it is designed to fit them.” He looked over the servants again before looking at Sir Crocodile. “If we have found a match then by the request of King Zeff and myself, would like to bring them back with me to Chef Kingdom.”
Sir Crocodile’s eye twitched. “By what authority does the Chef Kingdom have by forcing me to release the chosen servant? You are outside your kingdom and you have no power over me and who works under me.”
Prince Sanji smiled. “No, I don’t.” He then slowly turned and glared back at the man. “I do, however, have information of the Billions who are under your command. Why is it you have them inside our kingdom? What right do you have for ignoring a kingdom’s decree of peace?”
“What absurd accusations,” The man growled, now going to full height and pointing a hook at the Prince. “You have no proof, nor will you live to find proof!”
He swung the hook down at the prince, planning to skewer him before Sanji responded with a kick, effectively stopping the hook mere inches from his skin. “I have plenty of evidence and proof, as of now, you have declared war on Chef Kingdom, and we will retaliate.” He then slammed the hook down hard, breaking the hook before kicking hard at Crocodile’s chest, sending him back a few feet.
“You shitty-” One of his daughters, Valentine, suddenly lunged at him and pointed the tip of her umbrella at the prince. She pressed a button and a blade appeared at the end, now thrusting in a fencing motion trying to skewer him before someone else jumped in and blocked it with their own sword.
Sanji smiled, “Make sure you don’t hurt her.” He said before going back to Crocodile, “We are not murderers, Zoro.”
The now-named Zoro smirked, “No promises.” The swordsman then off-balanced Valentine and with the back side of the blade, hit the vagus nerve and knocked the woman out. Once that was complete he pointed the blade tip at the eldest. “I have no issue fighting anybody, even against Baroque Works.”
Doublefinger scowled before raising her hands in defeat. “Those Billions should have killed you when you turned down our offer.” She then looked at her father who scowled disapprovingly. “Go look for your Cinderella, then leave.”
“Oh, we will,” Sanji replied then picked up Valentine, much to Crocodile’s annoyance. “Once she tells us where she has taken Bon Clay, then we will take you two to Kamabakka Queendom.” He stared at Crocodile who was now sporting a vein on his temple, visually throbbing as his blood pressure rose to dangerous levels. “However, we are also here by request of Emporio Ivankov of Kamabakka Queendom.”
Crocodile’s vein throbbed even more, and a hint of fear started to fill his mind. “What does a Trans Queen want with me? I have done nothing to his kingdom and left them in peace.”
“You have taken their sons and daughters and used them as servants and even slavery, and they have proof. You are wanted by the Queen and we will take you to face trial.” Sanji then proceeded to take Valentine upstairs and turned to Zoro and the sharpshooter who just came in after the first task they had completed. “Zoro, Usopp, make sure they don’t escape.”
“Roger.”
“You don’t need to tell me what to do.”
Minutes had passed before Valentine woke up with a headache from the strike before staring back at the Prince whose smirk was unnerving her. It didn’t take long for her to reveal that she had tied up Bentham and hid him in one of the towers. Everything was falling apart with Crocodile and his family, losing his servants, the Billions, declaring war on the Chef Kingdom, and now facing trial at Kamabakka, they would not be able to recover even a fraction of what they had lost.
 The people of Peachy Island treated Bentham to travel health before the Prince asked him to come back to the Chef Kingdom with him and his crew. The Okama man hugged him tightly with tears flowing heavily, smearing whatever makeup he had. “I would love to return to you, my Prince. For years I have thought about you and the heartache of me having to leave you. Please forgive me for my unplanned exit.”
Prince Sanji just chuckled and returned the hug, much gentler. “I have almost given up if it weren’t for my crew, and I am glad they never let my hope die out. Bentham, you are amazing and beautiful, and I knew we were meant to be after that dance. You have passion for what you believe and what you love. I would like you to be my partner and live with me at the castle, and together when the time comes we rule as King and Queen of Cheff Kingdom.”
“Oh that reminds me,” Sanji said suddenly and pulled out the swan neck. “I believe this belongs to you. I was searching far and wide looking for the person who can fit this swan. Many have tried to claim over the years that it was theirs, but with my observant eyes, none of them would be a perfect fit.”
Bentham smiled with a pout. “Of course, it was designed for moi only, I am the only person who the swan will fit.”
Both laughed and sailed back to the Chef Kingdom, and King Zeff welcomed them back with open arms. The Prince has returned with his mate, Crocodile, and Baroque Works had fallen, and Crocodile will forever be in Impel Down, as his daughters faced community service with the Okamas of Kamabakka Queendom.
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eroguron0nsense · 10 months ago
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Day 1: The Bloodbath at the Cornucopia. Robin scares Luffy away from the Cornucopia. Franky, Ace, Killer, Nami, Apoo, Hawkins, and Sanji run away from the Cornucopia. Zoro runs into the Cornucopia and hides. Drake and Usopp each find a bow, arrows, and a quiver. Blackbeard finds a first aid kit. Bepo grabs a shield. Vivi rips a mace out of Chopper's hands. Kid runs away with a lighter and rope. Bon-clay grabs a sickle. Urouge and Law fight for a bag, Law gives up and retreats. Bonney strangles Brook after engaging in a fistfight. Bege snaps Jinbe's neck. Casualties: Brook and Jinbe.
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Was going to do a Worst Generation Hunger Games Simulator run but very quickly realized that I was running out of slots, so I filled it in with Honorary/Straw Hats, stuck Ace with his mortal enemy, and gave Law Bepo as a district partner, so I'll run it and update with what happens
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animebw · 3 years ago
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Reading One Piece: Chapters 548-549
-FREEDOM!!!!!!!
-Buuuuut we’re far from out of the woods yet. Better find a way to get those gates open!
-BON CLAY YOU ABSOLUTE MADLAD
-God, they’re actually gonna leave him behind. I don’t blame Luffy for being mad, but what choice do we have?
-”You always help me, but I never get to pay you back!” god this is really good
-”THANK YOU!” god this is really good
-”The flower of friendship can bloom even in hell. Now the petals of that flower will scatter upon the rolling bosom of the sea. One day I will make that flower bloom again. Oh Come My Way.” Folks, this might just be the best arc in the series yet. From start to finish, it was nothing but awesome moments and genuinely emotional story beats. One Piece is back on top, and it’s so fucking good.
And now... Marineford awaits.
-Christ, I forgot Shiryu and Blackbeard teamed up. That’s not gonna be good.
-”I’ll take that as a compliment. You’re right! Fish-Men are barbaric!” Hah, I really like Jimbei.
-ahahahahaha yeah guess someone should’ve mentioned you just got sucked into a war huh
-”This is navy headquarters.” “Hi, this is Luffy.” FUCKING RIP
-Using the Navy as an exposition tool is a great way to fill Luffy in on all the revelations he’s not yet privy too. That way he can get up to speed all at once without stalling the story to re-explain stuff the audience already knows.
-”Just watch! It’ll be easy as potatoes!” “Don’t you mean easy as pie?” Once again: absolutely no chill.
-Leave it to Buggy to turn a target on his back into an advantage. I missed this loser.
-I WOULD FLY CAPTAIN BUGGY’S FLAG ANYWHERE
-”Someday we’ll go to sea and live however we want! A life of true freedom!” It’s. Fucking. Time.
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every-sanji · 4 years ago
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RIP Bon Clay
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so0ppa · 1 month ago
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bon clay rip off
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peak i tell you
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thewildomega · 4 years ago
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Star in the Sand Ch.19
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Walking into the stock room Bentham placed down the crate of fruit and let out a sigh. It had been a close call today but they had all gotten what they needed and gotten back safely. Still he was confused about that woman. He knew he had seen her before. She had even known his name. She wasn't like most of the prisoners here, she hadn't begged to be freed or for food. She had willingly given him back the fruit he had dropped. Kindness was uncommon in a place like this, as was manners. Just who the hell was she?
Tapping his chin as he walked back down the hallway and towards the main room he was so deep in thought he hadn't heard one of the occupants of the bar calling his name until he spoke again. 
"Queen Bentham? Is everything okay?"
"Ooo?" he said and then turned towards his friend Ken, "Oh I'm just trying to figure out a familiar face. This woman on level 5, one of the prisoners, she returned the fruit I dropped and knew my name. I know I have seen her somewhere before I just can't place her."
"You don't think she was just acting in hopes you would help her do you?" Ken asked as he sipped his drink. 
"No she didn't seem the type." he hummed. "Y/n...Y/n... where have I heard that name?"
"Y/n... I've heard that too." the bartender spoke. 
"You have?"
"Yea I wait a second..." 
Watching the woman walk away he blinked and looked to Ken who just shrugged his shoulders. As the woman walked back over with an old newspaper in her hand he moved closer to the bar. 
"Yep, here you go I knew I had heard that name before." She said, handing the queen the old paper. 
Taking the newspaper from her he lifted his nose as he looked down at the page and saw the woman's picture, her bounty. "Firelocks Y/n... yes that's her." he grinned. Dropping his eyes down to the other part printed he felt his mouth fall open and his eyes go wide. "Mr. Zero?! She's... oh my.... oh I have to go help her!" he spoke dropping the paper and going to run away. 
"Wait Bentham what's going on? Who is she? And who is this Mr. Zero?" Ken asked, grabbing the queen's arm as he went to run away. 
Showing him the paper he pointed to the woman, "This is her, Y/n and she is apparently affiliated with Mr. Zero..."
"Crocodile? The Ex warlord?" Ken questioned leaning closer to the pictures. 
"Yes. He was my old boss. Oh I cannot just leave here there to freeze to death, I must go help her." 
"But Queen Bentham you don't even know her..."
"It matters not, I like to think Mr. Zero and myself were at least somewhat friends and I can not allow what could possibly be his bonded to perish in that hell." He exclaimed to them. 
"Okay well even if you want to get her out we will have to wait and devise a plan. We can not go for her today not when there was such a close call earlier." Ken spoke, being the voice of reason. 
Sighing and dropping his shoulders Bon looked down. "I suppose you are right Ken-Ken." Snapping his head up he held up his finger, "Very well then in three days time we will go and rescue Y/n." he declared and saw them nod. 
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"...Without you there'd be no sun in my sky There would be no love in my life There'd be no world left for me And I, baby I don't know what I would do I'd be lost if I lost you If you ever leave Baby, you would take away everything real in my life And tell me now How do I live without you I want to know How do I breathe without you If you ever go How do I ever, ever survive..."
Mumbling the lyrics to yourself as you laid on the bench you stared at the picture of Crocodile with lidded eyes. You were so cold, you couldn't much feel anything anymore but still your arms stayed wrapped around your middle where the warmth was needed most. Hearing a distant sound made you stop your quiet singing. Sighing you closed your eyes, meal time. While you should be excited to get the little food you so desperately needed you hated having to move and listen to the men in the opposite side of the cell harass you. Staying put you kept your back to the guards as they tossed in your cell's food rations. It was strange that you didn't hear the men fighting over it instantly, normally they were like a pack of starved dogs.
Waiting until the guards were gone you finally turned over to look towards the food. Seeing the four men sitting back eating on the half frozen food quietly you furrowed your brows. Glancing down to the floor you saw a small portion of meat and bread still laying there. That was odd, normally they would be trying to reach it as hard as possible, the chains on their wrists holding them to the walls, digging into their skin enough to drawn blood. Maybe they knew they couldn't reach it. They didn't even seem to be paying you much mind. Maybe they finally got the point. Moving your stiff legs over the side of the bench you stood, feeling those pins and needles as you started taking steps over towards the food. As much as you hated moving you had to get the food before it froze to the point of being inedible. Not that it was to begin with but you couldn't complain much, you needed food, your baby needed food. 
Taking a glance to the men again you still saw them eating their own food, their eyes not even glancing your way. Bending down you winced as your joins protested lifting the piece of bread and meat you went to stand when suddenly you saw the men move. Quickly going to run back to your side of the cell you stumbled when your numb limbs took too long to move. Feeling a hand wrap around your ankle you gasped and let out a cry as you were pulled back to the ground. Kicking and struggling as much as you possibly could you stared down at the man that had managed to grab you. 
"Got you now bitc..."
Landing a hard kick to his nose you felt his hand release you and rolled over to crawl away when you were stopped again. "No... let me go..."
"You fucking cunt." the man yelled, holding one hand over his bleeding nose while the other one grabbed her ankle again. 
Feeling another hand grab the other ankle you growled and thrashed but hissed out when you were snatched backwards, your back burning in pain as you were drug across the frozen ground. "No! NO! Let me go!" Yelling you fought then to the best of your ability but it was four against one and you were already very weak. Going to scream you heard them laughing, a hand slapping over your mouth while others held you down. 
"This could have been much easier for you if you would have come willingly when we told you to the first time." 
Still trying to thrash in their hold you heard as their chains rattled and then the sound of ripping before your felt what little warmth the clothes provided get taken away. Tears filled your eyes when rough, cold hands started touching you none too gently. Screaming at the top of your lungs around the hand you closed your eyes tight, feeling the warm tears run down your temples. 
"I get her first." 
Looking up through blurry eyes you saw the larger man, the one with the long beard and messy hair move overtop of you, pushing himself between your legs that were being held open. Seeing him smirk at you as one of his hands moved down you felt true fear take over, your soulmates name coming out as a muffled scream. As soon as you felt the warmth from the man's body it was suddenly gone and you snapped your eyes open at the familiar voice. 
"You bunch of sickos. How dare you." 
Watching as Bon Clay kicked the man in the throat before turning on the others you shook. Scrambling up when you were released you wrapped your tattered shirt around your body as best you could. 
"Taking advantage of a defenseless woman like that." he yelled, swinging his foot across all of their faces. 
Flinching when you felt someone else touching you you snapped your eyes up to see another man. His skin was a medium brown and his black hair was curled upwards into a ball of sorts. 
"Shh it's okay sweetheart I'm not going to hurt you." Ken told the frightened woman as he wrapped the blanket they had brought with them around her trembling form. 
Hearing a splash you turned back to see Bon Clay and a woman tossing a bucket of water onto the group of men who were laying unconscious on the ground. As the two turned towards you you swallowed hard. 
Seeing the slight fear in the woman's eyes he smiled at her. "Come on Miss Y/n let's get you out of this retched place." 
Before you could object you were being lifted up and looked to see the brown man from before carrying you in his arms out of the cell. They stopped only for a moment to close the cell door before you all were walking into the forest that you had passed on the way in. Your heart beat like a hammer in your chest and you couldn't help but still shake as you were carried towards level 5.5.
"Tell me Miss. Y/n how is it you know Mr. Zero?" Bentham asked. 
Swallowing hard you looked to Bon Clay, "h..he is mmmy soulmate."
Smiling largely he clapped his hands together and spun around, "Ooo how wonderful. I knew there was a soft side to Mr. Zero." 
Being carried into a room and sat on a padded table of sorts you saw boxes labeled as medical supplies laying around. There was a screen of sorts separating the room and you started to look around but didn't get to look far before Bon Clay and another man or woman , you couldn't quite tell was walking over to you. The person wore a white lab coat that was cut short and fishnet stocking. Their blond hair was done up into a beehive look and make up was caked onto their skin in what reminded you of the old pin up style. Still their red lips pulled up into a large warm smile as they came to stand in front of you with Bon Clay. You clung to the blanket that was wrapped around you earlier, your body still trembling even though it was rather warm in the room. 
"Miss. Y/n this is Hilda, our medic of sorts. He's going to give you a quick check up." Bentham told the woman and saw her nod. 
"Now honey let's drop this down for a moment so I can look at you." Hilda spoke as he gently pulled the blanket off her curled up shoulders.  Seeing the shirt on her torn he looked to Bentham and saw the queen give him a look he understood perfectly. "Can we take this rag off of you?" he asked and gently pulled on the fabric, feeling her slowly release it from her trembling fingers. As the shirt was removed he saw her curl up some, her arms wrapping around her lower abdomen. "Queen Bentham could you get a warm bath prepared." he spoke and saw the man nod and walk away behind the screen. 
Slowly you relaxed a little as the doctor went about looking you over. It came as no surprise that you had a good amount of frost bite but Hilda said that they could fix that with some soaking in warm water. You back had been scraped up when those men had drug you across the ground along with a few other scrapes and forming bruises. The self proclaimed doctor remained kind and patient throughout your exam, pulling a sheet over you when he noticed your bashfulness. He had taken your vitals to make sure there was no other cause for worry but when he had went to feel you stomach you tensed and quickly covered the area with your arms. 
"Did I hurt you honey? Is something wrong?"
Licking your lips you felt your heart beating hard against your ribs. The whole time you had been here you had managed to keep your pregnancy a secret. While no you didn't know if your unborn child was still alive you wouldn't risk something happening to it if someone knew. It was no secret how much you and Crocodile were hated and unfortunately that hate would no doubt roll over to your child.
"Now honey you can tell me, I am a doctor after all and if something's wrong I can help." Hilda told the woman placing his hand on her shoulder reassuringly. Watching as the woman continued looking down for a moment before her teary eyes slowly lifted to his he furrowed his brows until it clicked. Covering his mouth with his hand he felt his eyes go wide. "Ummm Bentham sugar we've got a situation over here." he called, his voice rising in pitch a little. 
Seeing Bon Clay hurry from behind the screen and look to you and Hilda you took a deep breath when his slightly worried filled eyes looked you over. 
"Would you like to tell him or should I?" 
Licking your lips you looked into his make up lined eyes, "I... I'm pregnant." 
"WHAAAA?!" 
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Waiting outside of the room Daz leaned against the wall with his eyes closed and his arms crossed over his chest. He could hear the deep, growl of his Captain inside of the room and sighed as a choking gasp was heard shortly after. There went another one. Standing there for a few short minutes after he heard the thump he pushed off the wall and moved towards the thick wooden door. Opening it he saw only the back of the black leather chair, smoke coming up from behind it. Glancing down to the floor he rose a brow at the drained corpse laying there. "I take it he didn't agree to the terms?" he asked in a calm voice. 
"He thought he could get cocky with me." Crocodile responded in a cold voice. 
Humming Daz moved to the now empty sofa in front of the desk and sat down. "So what now?"
"Find me another person more suitable for the job." 
"You keep killing off people and no one will be willing to work for you." to this he only heard a grunt. That had been the fifth person to face Crocodile's wrath since they had settled on this island. It had been four months and one week since Y/n had been taken, sentenced to Impale Down and since then the man had changed. Crocodile had never been a people person, he was hard to understand and even harder to work for but once the woman had come into their lives he had become bearable, more reasonable. That had all changed now. Y/n had been the only person alive that had the ability to calm the beast that was Crocodile. Most wouldn't have been able to tell the difference but he could, he had known the man for close to ten years. He'd go to say that the man was even more cold now than he was during their time in Alabasta. Loosing his soulmate and child had changed him. When Y/n had been taken he was sure she took Crocodile's heart with her. 
"Why are you still here?" Crocodile asked, feeling the presence of his right hand man still in the room. When there was no response he puffed on his cigar, "If there is something you want to say, say it." 
Opening his eyes that had been closed he stared at the back of the chair and took a deep breath. "You can't keep doing this." 
"Going soft Daz? You never had a problem with the killing before."
"Before it was business, this time you are killing because you think it will help take that hurt away..."
"Daz." he warned, his teeth biting down on the cigar in his mouth. 
"Do you think she would have wanted you to become this? How do you think she would feel if she knew others were loosing their lives because of her.."
"Get out." 
Hearing the man's voice drop to an almost animalistic growl he closed his eyes and sighed. Standing he grabbed hold of the dehydrated body and moved towards the door, stopping in the frame. "She loved you and more than anything she wanted you to be happy."
His response was a blast of sand that was slamming the door closed, leaving him alone in the dim room. He listened to Daz's footsteps grow further down the hall before the sound of the main door being closed filled the empty manor. Staring out the large window he watched it rain, the sky darkening as the hidden sun made it's way below the horizon. Blinking slowly he breathed out the smoke that had been filling his lungs. Happy. She wanted him to be happy. He knew that, she made it obvious, always doing whatever she could to make him smile, to make him laugh. Closing his eyes he let himself drift back to those boring days on the ship. 
Writing in his log book he puffed away on one of his cigars. Rain beat against the ship that rocks in the rougher seas. It had been raining all day and he wasn't the only one that was bored, the sighing and groaning coming form the bed every few seconds proof enough. "You are acting like a child that can not go outside and play." 
"Better than being a grumpy adult like you." she grumbled. 
"I'm working." he told his soulmate but heard her only grumble even more. 
"It's so boring." 
"Draw something."
"I don't feel like it." 
"Read a book." 
"I already finished them all." 
Sighing he tapped his pen against his hand, "Find something to do, you are keeping me from my work." It was quiet for a moment and then she spoke again. 
"How much does a pirate pay for corn?" ..... "A BUCK-an-eer."
Blinking he adjusted the cigar in his mouth but didn't make another sound. 
"What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?" ........ "Beat it, we're closed." 
Biting down on the rolled tobacco he felt the corner of his lip tug upward but tried to focus back on his log pose. 
"How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?"... "It's not hard."
"How did the pirate get his jolly roger so cheap?".... "He got it on sail."
Huffing out he wrote the events in his book. 
"What did one broke hooker say to the other?"... "Can you lend me ten bucks till I'm on my back again."
Not being able to stop the small chuckle that left his throat he stared at his book, wondering what it was he was going to write. 
"What the elephant say to the naked man?".... "How do you breath out of that thing?" 
Closing his eyes he rolled the cigar and shook his head, his lips lifting into a smile that he was trying desperately to hold back. Placing his pen down he plucked his cigar from his lips to tap it in the ashtray. 
"I would tell you a BDSM joke but I'm working out all the kinks." 
"If blue birds have baby blue birds and Robins have baby robins then what kind of bird has no baby birds?".... "Swallows." 
Laughing he stood from his desk and turned to walk over to the bed, his soulmate laying on it looking up at him with that carefree smile on her face. Laying beside her he held his head up in his hand, his left arm thrown over her with his hook by her hip. "Are you happy now, you've pulled me from my work again." he asked her. Feeling her hands wrap around his neck, her fingers playing with his hair, he saw her nod. 
"Just doing my job."
"And what would that be?"
"Making you smile."
Huffing he leaned down to meet her lips in a kiss.
What he wouldn't give to hear one of her jokes again. To see her smile, to feel her lips on his. He'd do anything to have her in his arms again. Give up this life, the life of a pirate, the life he'd worked so hard to achieve. He'd settle down on some rural island, work a farm like he did when he was a boy. They'd live a quiet life, raise their child together... probably make a few more. He wondered what they their children would have looked like. Would it have been a boy or a girl, a son or a daughter. He wouldn't have cared either way but he would have loved to have a boy, a son, someone to carry on his lineage. He wondered if they would have looked like him or her, maybe a good mixture. Her eyes though, he would want them to have their mother's beautiful eyes, those striking sea blue eyes that he could spend hours starring into. His favorite time to stare into her eyes were when they were making love, when she was looking up at him with him on top of her. Those beautiful eyes although lidded and hazy with lust always looked at him like he was the whole world, her world. It was a look he would never see again. 
Opening his eyes he stared at the droplets of water running down the window pane. Standing he walked from the room and down the dark hallway towards his room, his cold, lonely bed. Feeling that sharp clenching in his heart he grit his teeth, it was a pain that never fully went away but occasionally would worsen. He knew enough about soulmates to know that it was times like this when she was hurting, that she was suffering. Going to his bathroom to shower he removed his scarf and unbuttoned his shirt before removing his hook. Shrugging his shirt from his shoulders he went to unbuckle his pants when the pain in his chest became almost unbearable. Gripping the counter to hold him upright he closed his eyes. 
CROCODILE!
God it was like he could hear her screaming his name in his head. Gritting his teeth, the pain was suddenly gone and he was left feeling drained and alone. Alone, his inescapable fate.
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Staring down into the steaming water you rubbed your hands over your still flat stomach where life still grew. Your baby was alive. Hilda had confirmed it, he had even let you listen to the baby's light heartbeat. While Hilda had said that you were far underweight and so your baby was most certainly well below the size a normal four month fetus should be it was alive. You and Crocodile's child still grew in your womb. Biting the inside of your lip you felt tears fill your eyes. 
"Did he know?" Bon asked from where he sat a little ways from the tub. 
Nodding you swallowed hard and looked up to the man that had saved you from freezing to death. "We had just found out the night before I was taken. H...he was happy." you said before having to sniffle. Looking down you saw your tears fall to the water, ripples moving out to the rim of the wooden tub. "It's funny, I was the one that was unsure, worried about how he would react but he remained as calm as ever. H..he told me we would be okay... that we would take it on together." not being able to hold back your small sob you closed your eyes. "I..I'm sorry." 
Sniffling Bon shook his head. "No no. Don't apologize it's good to let it out." 
Wiping your eyes with your fingers that you were starting to get feeling in again you took a deep breath. "I think about him constantly... I didn't... before I didn't know if it was still alive. I know it probably sounds horrible but at times I wished it wasn't. It isn't that I don't want it I just... I didn't want it born into this. Now that I know though I... well I'm happy but at the same time it doesn't feel right. Croc he... he won't ever know... our baby will never know their dad. We'll never be a family." you cried. 
Dabbing away the tears that filled his eyes as he listened to Y/n's sorrows he sniffled. Looking down from the broken woman she finished he blinked. Silence filled the air for a moment before he shot his head up. "Yes he will."
Looking to the Queen you knit your brows. "Wha..."
Standing he struck a pose, "If it is the last thing I do I will make sure you and Mr. Zero are reunited."
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I'm a little late on getting this second part up, but it's not like tv shows have schedules or time frames or anything so it's fine.
Sora: Warrior Of The Sea
(A RedHawk Production)
BTS Blue Ray Extra: Costumes, Hair & Make Up (Part Two: Sora & Allies)
Boa's, Zoro's and X. Drake's (cast as Brími) as well as Ace's non raid suit are all pretty easy deals, since they're all upper ranking marine uniforms. Fortunately, officers are given a little more freedom with their uniforms, allowing Bon Clay to added some of the characters' personalities to their appearences.
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So of course Boa Hancock brings in a team of her own fashion consultant to design Vice Admiral Reijin Umiko uniform form scratch. She couldn't bare to spend a whole who knows how many seasons in something forgettable and drab. And since Production Policy is "just try not to piss off Hancock" she ends up with the uniform she wants. Which is mostly just a marine cape, no sleeves, and a variety of designer outfits.
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X. Drake's character, Himiya Brími , is a retire Rear Admiral, though he still stays in touch with his naval contacts, and acts almost as an outside consultant. So the costuming department decides to go with something navy like but without the officer coat. They go with a short white jacket with red fur accents that looks like Brimi might have worn it as a uniform at one point only the marine insignias are all gone. He wears black, leather like pants and gloves that go up to his nearly his wrist despite most of that being under the coat to cover the burn marks up and down his arm. The jacket is typically left unbuttoned, showing off the tattoo of his former division - the Fire Lizards.
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Portgas D. Ace looks handsome as hell in full navy dress, identical to what Captain Akitsuyo Sora. is seen wearing in the comics, and also hates everything about it. Why are the pants so tight? He runs hot already there's no way he can deal with three (three!) Shirts. He wants to throw it in a dumpster and burn the whole thing.
Eventually they agree that he can go shirtless, but he has to wear the full proper captain's coat, not just hang it over his shoulders like most do. They get him some slightly more comfortable white trousers and let him wear black boots beneath them. Bon Clay accents the uniform in his characters colors and everyone but even Law eventually comes around and agrees it works.
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Of course, Sora's more iconic look is his stolen Germa 66 Raid Suit. The costume department upgrades that design, same as they had the other Raid Suits, mostly by streamlining it, adding the more technological looking boots, adding in some detail to his gloves and.making the helmet a little less goofy (although of course it's still a must as neither Germa not the navy know Sora's identity at the start. At least it doesn't have a seagull on it like in the Saturday morning cartoon). Basically, they just being if closer in line with the other raid suit designs.
Somehow, even with the helmet, Ace looks amazing in that, too.
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For Roronoa Zoro's uniform as Lieutenant Tadahiro Daichi, Bon Clay stats him off in just the basic lieutenant uniform, assuming Zoro will likewise have tons of notes. (It's a bit concerning he brought his swords with him). Surprisingly, he has no comments. He doesn't even bother looking in a mirror, instead making sure he can still move enough in sword fight, which he totally can. So he's fine with it.
Law thinks it might be an actual miracle.
Until Bon Clay speaks up. He really hadn't been expecting no comments and he refuses to accept it. You can't put him next to the main character wearing a genetic uniform. He pretty much demands Zoro strips on the spot so he can fix this travesty. Law is quick to leave before the headache starts.
 When he comes back, Zoro's has a much baggier coat that goes just bellow his waist And is inexplicably light green. He has the sleeves, which would swallow him otherwise, rolled up high. Its technically on, except it's big enough that it keeps falling off his shoulders. By all rights it should fall open and off except just under the waist there's a belt has been added for his swords, making the V shaped opening look like a very short kimono.
 To counter the lose fit of the coat his pants - dark green cause why not - seem impossibly tight. Laws surprised they got him in those without a fight. The only part of the once white uniform to remain the same color is a white sleeveless button down vest that, again, is way too tight for Law's liking and also somehow looks worse than if he were just shirtless. There's no way he can fight in that thing, he can probably barely /breath/.
Law keeps waiting for Zoro to start making comments but again, he has nothing to say. He does his little practice moves, slides the sword back around his waist and finally smiles.
"I like the belt, this is way more practical," he tells Bon Clay. Law wonders if he knows what the word practical means. Pants that cling to every curve of muscle and a vest with buttons clearly meant to be ripped off is not suddenly made practical just because there's an easy place to hang a sword. Also, he's suppose to be a high ranked marine but they can't buy him coat that fits instead of one that keeps slipping off his shoulders?
 So of course everyone but Law thinks it's perfect (even though as far as he can tell Zoro never once actually looks in mirror. It seems the ability to still do his own sword fights really was his only requirement.)
Law can't explain it, just like he can't really explain why he dislikes Zoro so immensely, but he hates that costume.
Because of course this is before they even strat shooting, meaning Law would still be pissy at Zoro by this point, and suddenly he finds himself pissed off and turned on all at once.
Law is going to look back at this in a year and hate himself when it finally clicks. He just left Zoro, shirt already falling off, with Ace - who the whole crew agrees looks incredibly sexy in the uniform and that was before he lost the shirt - and not only is Ace not irrationally upset at Zoro, he's all too happy to help out the newbie actor even if it's just something like reassuring him how he looks amazing in costume and hey if Zoro has any questions or something he can always come to Ace. His door is always open to Zoro.
@devilfruitsaladfordinner
Law hates Ace in part because Ace is just so open about flirting and he does it so easily and he's so sexy when he does it and fuck, nope, not going there. Not going to that weird place where the thought of Ace and Zoro together makes him want to scream but it also conjures images of them together infront of him on a bed at his mercy and THAT IS NOT WHERE HE WAS SUPPOSED TO GO WITH THIS
BEPO I NEED A DISTRACTION
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Yeah basically.
Peng got his WHAT stuck WHERE?
@gildedmuse
He's angry and he's jealous but he's also about three seconds away from pushing Zoro up against Ace because Law can't help but find the idea of Zoro begging for two men so incredibly sexy it literally breaks his brain. Oh, he's still jealous as fuck, but that doesn't stop him wanting to rip that damn uniform right of the stuntman and see how far him and Portgas-ya could push him until he breaks.
@devilfruitsaladfordinner
Ace is confused but not upset
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Reading One Piece pt 284: You Got A Friend In Me
Chapter 531
Thoughts:
- wait, why is That chapter called “Starvation Hell”. I know it’s gonna confuse me at some point
- “How was he able to slip through!?” dumb luck, stubbornness, help from past enemies and plot armor of ******* adamantium
- “If Ace were to escape, the WG and Impel Down would be the laughing stock of the whole world!” good
- “Who’s there?” “I’m Miss Sadie, the torturer” …Oda, I have questions
- She’s also a chief of security and I think she’ll get fired very soon
- “”Miss” Sadie? You think you’re being cute or something?” agsksafjajgskjds, someone said it! Also RIP that soldier guy. I think it was Random Soldier #5231. Bless you, man
- ew
- (Random Soldier #5231 is fine, don’t worry)
- oh, she wants to catch them herself
- oh, they’re shutting Impel Down down D: how Luffy will even get out of this prison? This plan is so badly thought out, by what I mean there is no plan
- “A koala?” a koala?
- oho. It’s visiting hours, Ace
- “you have a special visitor, Ace! Can you guess who it is? Even you’ve never met her, Jimbei” huh, they really are cellmates, just like that. And really? Jimbei and Hancock never met? Wasn’t Hancock a Warlord for 11 years?
- lol
- “…” “…” “…” that’s a lot of silence
- why is Crocodile there with his own silen… oh, right
- stop fucking catcalling her, prisoners, or I swear to God will get there and stop you myself
- “What do you want?” “I have no business with you. I just wanted to take a look at the man who was the trigger for the war I’m about to participate in.” oof
- “So I’m just a curiosity, eh?” well, it’s actually a good idea to see the reason for this whole mess. I would like to see the guy who started it too
- (Ace actually didn’t start it all of course, it’s a simplification. This war was coming and coming, and everyone jumped on the first opportunity to armor up. And Hancock is also only binding her time before Luffy gets Ace out)
- (everyone should stop telling Ace that war is because of him. He’s already beaten down and in prison, there’s no need to kick him more)
- ohhhh, Jimbei is mad! He’s asking why’s Hancock listening to WG now, of all times (they threatened her island, man)
- Magellan got mad at prisoners for yelling for Hancock too
- wow. It’s Hydra
- and Hancock is leaving. Just like that. I would be mad if I was Ace
- “Oh, yes. He was afraid… you’d be mad at him if he came.” Oh.
- the others didn’t hear her
- “Ace… what did she say to you?” “She said my little brother… is here!” he got it!!!
- haha, apparently Ace talks about Luffy all the time :D
- with Luffy
- guards and Sphinx got him
- !?
- …Zoro… nope, that’s Bon Clay aka Mr.2
- (good thing you didn’t see my face right now)
- “That’s not Zoro.” yep
- “Bon Clay! I was so disappointed cause you’re not Zoro! But… you’re alive!” same, Luffy, same :D
- poor cat
- “Another escapee? Are they recruiting as they go?” this is exactly what is happening, yes
- awwww, hugs
- oh right, Bon Clay was supposed to be dead, I forgot. Good thing it’s not the case
- “I heard you want to get to Level 5! There’s somebody I want to see on Level 5 too! Let’s go together!”
Finally, a real friend in this hell :D  
rOP 283  rOP 285
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