#BLOODY HARVEST

[fibrefox]

This moment slayed me

[wittness]

happy bloody harvest, kiddos.

[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

happy bloody harvest! here's Wainwright and Hammerlock cosplaying as Morticia and Gomez-

wait. what are they doi-

OH SHIT!

bonus of both of them in the same image lol

[h-didanart]

As if they needed another reason to hate The Bastard

[nazguuul2002]

[basilbots]

Thinking about how now all of times they highlight differences between the twins, and that it is their differences that determined their fate. Bloody (Davis' twin) who lives Harvest (Reed's twin) who dies They both liked violence, but Harvest has always been more sadistic. Bloody gets to the point tearing their enemies apart, Harvest makes a point to talk about torturing FC as Foxy watches today. Neither wanted to give up violence, but Harvest is the one who rants about how they'll never change today. Speaking for the both of them, speaking over them. Bloody who didn't believe they could be killed so easily, even with the bomb in their head. Harvest who knew they could be killed, but didn't care because the other would keep going (right?). Bloody who is more anxious, who has a fear Frank forced them to face. Harvest who had no such fear, that Frank didn't say a word to.

Bloody lives Harvest dies. No person left to kill for revenge, just the knowledge that they are stuck undeniably alone.

[oplishin]

the smash cut from brennan's shenanigans to zac cringing into a black hole of discomfort will never not be funny to me

[scythe-and-bloody-show]

Welcome to...THE SCYTHE AND BLOODY SHOW!

Bloody: "YIPPEE! BROTHER, WE ARE IN OUR NEW SHOW!"

Scythe: "Yup...welcome to the Scythe and Bloody show, where we get up to chaos..."

Bloody: "More of a blog, so the Scythe and Bloody blog."

Scythe: "Yeah, but it's called a show for aesthetic reasons or something, I don't know."

Bloody: "Regardless, welcome to our new show! Feel free to ask us questions since I run a confession blog, @tsbs-bloodfessions, and feel free to role play since my brother runs a role play blog, @bloodmoon-needs-blood!"

Scythe: "Ugh...just enjoy. And interact."

MOD STUFF ↓

No sexual stuff! Bloody is to innocent and Scythe will block you! Bloody's text is red, bold, italic, and Scythe's text is red and bold. No being racist, sexist, homophobic, or anything like that! No harassment!

[lookwhatyoudidithasanxiety]

Bloody: Brother look, it's the good kush! *holds up cheap beef jerky*

Harvest: ...This is the dollar store, how good can it be.

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[alexandraisyes]

Rate all TSAMS Bloodmoon ships

Fuck both of you for sending these BACK TO BACK WHAT THE FUCK (/affectionate /positive /i love u guys). God there's so many hold on. It's so fun bc bm is like free game, I can do whatever I want with them. I'm gonna take a deep breath and I rot about bm a lot with my friend group and we rot about ships A LOT. All sorts of ships. I can almost guarantee there's a ramble made for at least half of these. Also I'm a fucking sucker for dark fiction and bloodmoon is low hanging fruit 😩

Bloodmoon x @turbotasthick : 0 Stars - I refuse to let him steal my wife, but she demanded to be on the list.

Bloodmoon x Sun: 10 out of 5 stars - Anyone who knows me knows that this is one of the ships I will fucking die on the hill for. I don't care how impractical it is, that is their sunny and they love their sunny and their sunny loves them.

Bloodmoon x Moon: 4 Stars - I think they could have been really toxic and that brings me joy

Bloodmoon x Nexus: 2 Stars - I can't figure out how they would work for the life of me

Bloodmoon x Monty: 0 Stars - Kill it with fire

Bloodmoon x Solar Flare: 5 Stars - It has Solar Flare in it. I actually have two separate AUs where they end up as a thing, or rather Flare ends up with one of them. It's funny he gets a chance to date both of them but in completely separate realities. In one he's starting to gain sentience, proper sentience, when he meets Bloody and ough our boy is a wreck. In the other it's him and Harvest and they're literally surviving their own little hell together and all they have is each other and Flare isn't super emotive but he still is sentient, and he's all Harvest has for a long time. They become ✨codependent✨.

Bloodmoon x Earth: 4 Stars - I will now elaborate bc I brought it up earlier. They're her good little guard dogs and you can take that however you want to.

Bloodmoon x Ruin: 5 Stars - Perfectly fucked up and toxic

Bloodmoon x Gemini: 4 Stars - HEAR ME OUT

Bloodmoon x Frank: 4 Stars - Because of the fucked up potential

Bloodmoon x Puppet: 4 Stars - She can fix them, trust

Bloodmoon x Foxy: 5 Stars - HES GONNA HOUSE TRAIN THEM AND LOVE THEM AND THEYRE GONNA BE SO NEEDY

Bloodmoon x Solar (Nice Eclipse): 5 Stars - I've got so many different iterations of this ship I swear to fucking go. I have like three? AUs of it? One where it's Solar and Harvest, and it's in my silly little "world exploded" au. One where it's Solar and both of them, and they're literally so obsessed with each other (solar's secretly super sadistic and they're super masochistic and it's starts as a pleasure grab but then they developed feelings ((tm)) for Solar and he doesn't exactly reciprocate but he finds them somewhat endearing). And the last one is Solar and Bloody, and Solar's helping him recover from some rough fucking shit (same au as flare/harvest).

Bloodmoon x Helios (Dark Sun): 5 Stars - @turbotasthick and I have specifically rotted about specifically this. About the thought that Helios brings them back to be his little plaything (and also a distraction for the celestials). This specific AU also has Solar and BM being a qpr, they're besties trust. They were attached to Solar (like a stray cat) and when he died they didn't know he died, they just knew he stopped leaving food out for them and wasn't coming out to say hi at night and it made them depressed as fuck so Helios brought Solar back bc BM was upset and missing him. Helios cares about them in his own way, even if he initially brought them back out of boredom. IT'S TOXIC BLOODYSUN GUYS TOXIC BLOODYSUN

Bloodmoon x Nyx (Evil Lunar): 4 Stars - They could be so evil together. Conniving little beasts

Bloodmoon x Gaia (Evil Earth): 4 Stars - HEHEHE They're her little pets and look! They're even housetrained. They know better than to bite.

Bloodmoon x Kronos (Lord Eclipse) x Crius (Servant Sun): 5 Stars - Went on a whole ass ramble with a friend group about how Kronos made a Bloodmoon out of star power after several millennia to be his guard dog. He's super animalistic and feral and he loves his master and the pretty servant.

I did cut out three ships that I was really anxious about bc I know it's a coin toss on whether or not people will tear me to shreds on them, even though there's literally nothing wrong with them, but the fandom has biases bro.

[darewolfcreates]

WIZARD BABYYYY!!!!

[fibrefox]

I love their friendship, but the absence of Colin Skald Provolone's backstory is making me nervous about loving this duo

[wittness]

me when i freaking get you.

[crumpet-doodles]

@lookwhatyoudidithasanxiety COME GET YOUR BOIS!!!

OK OK so I've caught up on everything (so far) and uh... HARVEST, HARVEST, HARVEST M'BOI- (I relate to him and also RGHGWFQ I AM SO NORMAL ABOUT HIM)

I'll um... do the BloodMoon design when motivation strikes, and also when I figure out how the hell the anatomy is supposed to work on it-

Oh, and also the version with notes: (I often take design notes to remember things because I have the memory of a goldfish, or whenever I think I say something funny)

WOAH WAIT, IT'S 4 AM ALREADY??? HAHAHA WHOOPSIES-

[h-didanart]

Ok ok ok ok ok

I know I said I’d give you guys lore on Agony Ghost BM, BUT—

I had a vision

:3

And the guys who’d like to join but can’t. Sadly they forgot to bring snacks, but they’re still getting a lot of entertainment from watching the others beat the hell out of The Bastard

Ok that’s it for now :P

[awesomecooperlove]

😱🤬🤮