#BLEGH. sick sick sick sick sick sick sick SICK

[fanofstuff01]

Adam: Blegh!

He snuck his tongue out immaturely making Lucifer sick.

Lucifer: Whatever. I need to go now, see ya.

Adam: See you Lucifer~

Lucifer: Don’t get any funny ideas. Vaggie will be checking the “ducks” coming out of your mouth while I’m gone.

Imagine one day Lucifer got so pissed at Adam that he put a spell on him that made every swearword coming out of his mouth be replaced by duck

Adam: WHAT DID YOU DUCKING DO TO ME YOU DUCKING PIECE OF DUC- AAAAAHHHHH!!!

Lucifer: I don't see a problem

Adam: I see a ducking problem!! DUCK!! DUCK!!!

Lucifer: Hehehe

Adam: MAKE IT DUCKING STOP!!

[merevide]

thinking about killing eve again. thinking about eve. and her inhabitions and how she was so repressed and unfulfilled and her only true escape from that was her extensive research into female assassins and through that and getting fired and then rehired she meets villanelle and they basically bring out the worst in each other obvi but that’s also kinda their best selves because all villanelle wants is to be understood and that’s also what eve wants but she denies and denies and denies and she basically keeps denying everything until it’s too late and she’s left alone, again, screaming out in the water.

[lucabyte]

Taking pride in One's own appearance.

[beebeeazzy]

admiration for his muse or whatever!!1 thank you BoB for the mental illness <3

[thatrandombystander]

The thingwith fruit. Is that good fruit is so good to eat and makes me go "oh fuck fruit is so good I forgot". But then. Bad or mediocre fruit that isn't the perfect texture or flavour... hell on earth fruit is The WORST. And you can't tell which fruit is which do you understand.

[safe-from-sharp-teeth]

being sick makes me want to be in a warm tum asap

it's cold. it's so cold, cold, cold as I huddle next to you, my shivering form fragile and weak. you nudge me sympathetically. every so often your warm breath envelops me, offering a fleeting respite from the chills. I tug on your bottom lip. more, more.

you understand; you always do. and despite how I feel - disgusting, don't look at me, please - there is no ailment I could have that would stop you from wanting to hold me inside. you smile warmly. gently, softly - your fingers cradling my form - you push me inside your waiting maw. 

it's not polite to linger on how I taste when I feel so sick, so you quickly push me towards the back of your throat. my body is deliciously warm and feverish as it moves deeper into your own. finally, finally my bones begin to warm up. the trembling stops. the air is thick but breathable, the temperature perfectly comfortable, and for the first time tonight, I relax.

there is nothing to do now but rest. sleep takes you, the one with the warm, heavy meal. I stay awake long enough to hear your heartbeat slow... until I, too, drift away.

[gay-episode]

Oh goodness oh golly oh my word oh oh oh my good gracious oh deary me oh gosh oh my land oh great heavens

This picture still gets me every time

[sundewdream]

I've been on a mouthwashing brainrot recently, our whole friend group has gotten into it for the past month to the point we started to question what furry Daisuke would be

Introducing ✨ Pomeranian Daisuke ✨

[tbhshaped]

oh how I wish mentally ill women in media could be shown healing without introducing romance and just having their friends and family help because women don't always need romance to heal or be happy there is such thing as just really close friends and friendship is beautiful but nope inorder for women to heal they MUST have romance because I guess thats all we are to some people

[finnleyandsillys]

They lost Stan and Sarah to the park.

(Btw the ones crossed out in red I wont be home for so I might post them late or not a all)

Tsp road trip idea and prompts by @employee052! I actually forgot what day it was and had to make this quickly- next one will be better and probably on paper

[asktheritochampion]

What's your favorite gift someone has given you?

I have received five gifts over the course of my life.

A piece of chest plate armour from the Village Elder back in my time when I turned sixteen summers. My Champion scarf, from the Princess. A truly hideous but surprisingly comfortable knitted jumper from Saki and Teba, and four rather impressively intricately made plumage beads from Link.

You might be thinking ah, but that is only four, and you'd be right. Each of those four gifts meant something deeply important to me and changed the course of my life.

However, the greatest gift I have ever received was the return of my life itself from - I assume - the Goddess Hylia. Without it, I would still be no more than a ghost upon Medoh, and I would not have been able to see the Village in all it's glory in this new world. I wouldn't have been able to make my ammends with the Champions - nor with Link. I would not have been able to see the Princess find herself beneith the weight of her purpose. I would have missed out on family and friendship and love.

Every day is not easy, coming to terms with an unsettling end, a terrible failure, and a confusing and often grief ridden modern world. However, I am still here, and I am greatful to breath once more.

[kkatastrophic]

Its so hard being anxious and empathetic plsplspls choose one or the other body, ion wanna deal with both rn man🫠

[cfcreative]

Slow progress is being made. It’s really turning out very nice, which is what they deserve! 🌙💕

[themoonunderstoodmydadjokes]

6:30 am and I’m awake feeling like gaaaaarrrrrbaaagggeeeeee 😩😩😩 send soup and tea and cozy blankets please 🥺🥺🥺

[nintendont2502]

little kid ran up to me and yelled "what's up man !!" only for his mum to go "that's a lady" :///

[mod2amaryllis]

huge downer warning!! I've been really sad and haven't posted, little dude passed away a couple days ago. he got worse and worse and passed before i could try any medication. yesterday i went to get a replacement, and he didn't even make it through heat acclimation. kinda swears me off big box sick bettas. but ya super bummed, having a bad luck streak on fish.