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Ok so like so y'all remember the video where they were told their futures and who they would marry?? so at the time of that video being released I had brown hair so when Gray was told he would be with a blonde I was so disappointed! Well a long ass time later I had completely forgot about that video and went to get my hair done. I was only supposed to get a blonde ombre but the chick messed up and made me entirely blonde! Well I still hadnt remembered that video until last night when I had a dream abt it and now I'm really fuckin shook. Like wtf u planning for me God??😏😜
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I FUKINPWOAYWJAHHAH
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how tf am i supposed to keep up with school, work, family and friends and STILL get 8 hours of sleep a night along with drinking 8 glasses of water??? HOW?
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Legit my reaction 😂😂 #ripheadphoneusers
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Avengers 4 trailer: *releases*
person: SOMEONE GET JUSTIN Y. ON THE GODDAMN PC !!!
#avengers#avengers 4#avengers 4 trailer#marvel#dc#ironman#batman#spiderman#memes#marvel memes#stfu#wtf#lol#haha#bitchwtf
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Why are all these porn accounts trying to follow me
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what

when people tell me, that they think that every human is born straight but chose to be (insert any Sexuality here )
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Matts eviction speech recap
BUT WHEN MATT WAS LIKE "RAVEN DEFINITELY HAS A SHOT AT WINNING THIS COMPETITION" AND JULIE WAS LIKE "BASED ON WHAT??" LIKE THESE MEATBALLS NEVER WON A COMPETITION BUT MATT WAS LIKE "SHE HAS A GOOD STRATEGIC AND SOCIAL GAME" AND IM LIKE U MEAN HER SOCIAL GAME OF COOKING SHITTY FOOD AND STRATEGIC SKILLS LIKE SUCKING MATT AND PAULS DICK???!!!!
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HE REALLY JUST WALKED UP TO MY BIAS LIST AND DESTROYED THAT SHIT YA’LL WHOS FUCKIN MANZ IS THIS 🤧🤠🥵😤😭🥺


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INSECURE BOUT TO MAKE ME RIP MY TRACKS OUT DAMNIT
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I wish I could travel back in time just so I could explain to myself all the wrong things I was thinking, just to be there for myself and give myself hope and the ability to trust others
I just made this up :))))
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International fans are like "can we get Skam season 4 news already so we can find a way to illegally watch it"😅😅
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it seems like it’s normal to follow several hundred blogs on here?? why do you guys hate yourselves so much i follow 68 blogs and it’s a lot sometimes
#26#bitchwtf#how in the god damn#do you follow 1700 blogs#and still get upd8ed#on all their shit#fucc
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Why am I still thinking about his soft hands??? I s2g they werethe softest hands ever I'm ?
#he was like really chill and funny???#and we were playing tag with trash pick up sticks?#and we kept getting excited about the trash we found?#like he found a sock ans i found a shoe and we were like truw spulmate power#and he held me when i was going down the edge of rock platform ///bc everyone else was super tall and im not djzjjsjs#my foot couldnt get a grip on the littlw thing bc i coulsnt reach it so he helped lower me lmao#and he said wow all my of my lofe events led to this I WAS MEANT TO HELP A TINY BABY#like bitchwtf is he saying i hate himnxhxbbss#anyways his lil beany was super cute :(#ans idk his name lmao#and WHY AM I TALKING SO MUCH#OMFG HE ALSO SAID [DO YOU FEEL HELD?]#LIKE BITCH R U QUOTING MIDSOMMAR#and he was HE ACTUALLY WASXJJXJXJZ#and then he asked again after talking about our views on the movie/but this time he asked in real life context and#not the literal do u feel held bc i holdong u type of held#this it was the do you feel held by the peoplw in your real life#and???? like i really do i really appreacite everyone in my life and overall i always feel so much love for them#i told him some things but overall i was happy and then i asled him amd he sais he thought he felt that way for a while#but stuff went down and ://#from what he told me i hope he feels better soon bc thats just
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MY DAD JUST STRAIGHT UP TOLD ME THAT IT'S TIME FOR ME TO MOVE OUT BECAUSE I'VE BEEN LIVING IN HIS HOUSE FOR TOO LONG
I LITERALLY TURN 18 A MONTH AGO
#Wtf#Seriously WTF#I'm sorry but ex fucking scuse you?? XD#Isn't it beautiful to be loved by your parents like that 😂#I'm cackling what the fffff#He was like let's sit down straight talk get ur fat ass out of here#bitchwtf xD#God I wish that was a joke cause I'm losing my marbles over this
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