#BITCH OMG

[criminal-sen]

Hahahahaaaa...omfg... it's so fucking hard to leave positivity posts alone sometimes

[milequaritchsslut]

I REWATCH THIS ALL THE FUCKING TIME LIKE WHAT OMGGOMGOGMGOGMGOFMGOMGOGKGIG

JAW DROPPED WHAT THE FUCK

[lawfuljude]

and it is so typical of the world to call brown and black women “men” just because they are shoulders and heads above their opponents in said sport. & it is so pathetic and downright LAME when said opponents ride that bandwagon and cry on national television to get sympathy and outrage from transphobic & racist disgusting white people that will just refuse to accept the fact that these WOC were just simply and plainly better. Angela Carini you only have your own mediocrity to blame for your loss, no need to fuel unnecessary conspiracy.

[sourlemonadez]

help wanted 2 basically

[aeirithgainsborough]

I'm not a religious person but I do sometimes think God made you for me.

NORMAL PEOPLE ➙ 106

[worms-in-my-head]

Paraphrased but yeah

[starliteonearth]

The funniest scene of the season so far has to be Galadriel waxing poetry on how Sauron so masterfully deceived her, played her like a puppet, and Elrond's in the back like "girl be so for real, you knew he was a red flag, you just thought you could fix him" like oop- 😶😶

[startoastiez]

I really enjoy Split's dynamic with everybody she's just so silly and works so well with everybody

this keeps getting likes so um i do commissions

[findafight]

Robin and Steve playing a dnd character together because Steve said the only way he'd play is literally with Robin. They take turns each session for who speaks but always planning together. It's a teenage human, gangly and uncoordinated and a bit of a loner. Everyone sort of lets the "two people playing one character" issue slide, as they want to play a game with their friends.

Robin and Steve have wildly different character voices, and sometimes announce which way they are walking before stumbling in that direction, and also mutter to themself in character. when it's Steve's sessions to talk he flits with the NPCs Eddie plays, but Robin is just a little aggressive to them. The personality changes are kinda weird but everyone is just happy they're playing.

Everything is going well until the big bad of the short campaign they're all playing knocks them into a wall. Not hard, but hard enough they're scrambling and flailing and...splitting in half. By their own description. Immediately they start, with their respective character voices (they are committing to this bit) bickering about whose fault it is. And about what they should do now their cover is blown.

The table is silent.

Robin and Steve have been conning everyone the entire time. They're playing twin halflings, who alternated who sat on each other's shoulders pretending to be a human because they were goofing off the day they joined the party and were too embarrassed by the mix up to correct anyone about it until they had to. Their voices and personality changes are brilliantly embedded as not Robin and Steve not being able to keep consistent, it's because they've been playing different characters. It's brilliant. It's horrible. Everyone fell for it and the reveal essentially pauses play because everyone starts yelling at them.

[luyo-mi]

“Leona supremacy” we all say in unison

[nashvillethotchicken]

Horrific psychological abuse and lynching plot aside, Armand was just not a nice partner to Louis. Always interrupting him, extremely dismissive of Louis’s concerns, super mean about his photography to the point where Louis became extremely insecure about in the span of 2 episodes, super insistent on a serious relationship when that's not what Louis wanted or something that was even feasible for the two of them since Armand slept on the floor with 16 racist roommates who hated Louis bad, mean as hell to his daughter, always made things about himself, stopped Louis from going to Rogets and gwtting his husbands money but had no money of his own, made shitty plays and made louis go see them, like the list is endless.

[justaz]

im a slut for post magic reveal arthur (& knights) thinking merlin has like. a smidge of magic. like he can get stains out of clothes or warm food and baths but OBVIOUSLY merlin can’t fight. that’s ridiculous. merlin doesn’t correct this notion for whatever reason - perhaps it’s best that people think that so when they’re all in danger, he isn’t registered as a threat so he can protect his silly lil guys. ofc his silly lil guys realize that they were wrong bc the bad guys get a lil too close to hurting arthur and merlin is like “nope! fights over!!” and annihilates them

[cowardlycowboys]

eat my shorts

[sun4ki]

Dom Himeko..... dom Himeko for the poor... spare dom Himeko...??? Himecock... I HUNGER...

Himecock huh…?

Seeing your discord messages to me.. im guessing this is Futa or Tfem!Himeko…

Anyways yes.

you’re lucky i feel VERY generous to you today, Ari…

So im giving you atleast a lil drabble on Himecock :3

Im not sure What kind of kinks Himeko would have tbh, thats for future me to decide

Anyways, speaking of Himecock, i bet you would be thinking she’s average size.. Right…?

WRONG.

Haha imagine the first time you had sesbian lex you would pull down her pants only for her cock to just spring out, the moist wet tip tapping your forehead LMFAO

Augsh you would also have a hard time taking her whole length in your mouth that you’d gag alot, causing a TON of vibrations, adding pleasure to which Himeko would finish earlier than usual

“Cc-cumming.. dear im-.. c-cumming..!” A gasp escaping Himeko’s lips while her hand grabbing a fist full of your hair, Hime would start fucking your face at this point. Needing more than just one orgasm— it hurts.. but not that you would complain anyways.

Oh and the way she would fuck you from behind,

jesus christ.

Himeko always would cover your mouth as she fucks you especially if you’re in the express! No one wants to see what the navigator does with their lover at night when they’re all needy and horny right? ;)

But even so, how can you NOT scream?? The way her cock could stretch you wide open, the tip poking your core with every thrust.

I know for a fact that Himeko would try to go gentle, but how could she when she sees a bulge on your stomach due to her cock able to reach THIS deep inside you?

By the end of all that, the feeling would linger for several minutes.. the feeling of her cock stretching you wide was definitely enough to make you feel overwhelmed. In a good and pleasurable way atleast

[sojutrait]

this is why anadius talks to yall the way he does

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

KLSADJFKA;FSJASKLFJAKLFD; I'm choking kfljsadfja;lf Tagaka's face TT0TT

"Ok, well, damn. Calm the fuck down. "