#BITCH HE'S JAPANESE
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i'm gonna be so real all of lights plans would have fallen apart if the authors had bothered to make their female characters complex and have an IQ above room temperature
#death note#light yagami#misa amane#like seriously#there ain't no way takada still in love with some rich bitch from her uni like 7 years later??? be so fr...#and the way her eyes were shining when she saw him as well... girl#and yes naomi misora american japanese female fbi agent trusted some random teen who ain't even out of high school that he was#toooootaaallllyyy in the task force#THE GIRL WHO KEPT THE BUS JACKING A SECRET BC LIGHT TOLD HER IT WAS GONNA BE CLOSE TO HIS HEART??!?!?!?!#this series is absolutely ridiculous i CANNOT take it seriously#and don't get me started on misa#you DO NOT want me to get started on misa
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it's not just white fans of asian media who make this assumption. i think this is mostly an american thing?
If we’re airing out the incomprehensible tagging practices, my favorite are authors who put “POC character” on fics in (fantasy) China, (fantasy) Japan and (fantasy) India fandoms. I mean. Yes? Characters from media from predominantly non-white countries do tend to be non-white? And even if it’s to attract readers who want to read fandom-blind about POC characters… I don’t think such readers are actually looking for anime twinks and Shah Rukh Khan?? Or if they are, I don’t think they're so dumb as not to know anime and Bollywood fandoms exist?? Why put that tag in a fandom where ALL the characters and their entire world is Not White and were never made with any white audience in mind even??
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#mo xiang tong xiu#heaven official's blessing#mp100#fandom#fandom problems#this applies#i think this is mostly an american thing#when white ppl make this assumption it's frankly racist#and it speaks to how excluded nonwhite ppl still are in the US when they make the same assumption#because they've bought into the idea that 'no race specified' or 'light skinned' equals 'white' too#invoking 'death of the author' here is pretty funny ngl#stupid gonna stupid#prev tags ->#the amount of times people thought Reigen Arataka was Mob's ''white friend'' (BRUH WHAT???) in the MP100 fandom#and they also complain that Serizawa is too white in the anime and the official art#BITCH HE'S JAPANESE#POC IS NOT JUST FOR PEOPLE WITH MORE MELANIN#there's pale poc as well
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YUKI TSUNODA on whether Daniel Ricciardo or Liam Lawson should be his teammate next season
Yuki: both have positives, Daniel brings definitely more experience, he shows a lot of feedback in comparison, he's really good- he can definitely can tell more details about how the car is behaving so. I think it helps a lot for the engineers and the engineers really like it, especially how he talks, how he helps the development side. So if the team wants to develop the car more, to be competitive, then maybe Daniel. But as well, at the same time Liam, I think he's showing, the first 3 races that immediately he showed good performance, and probably he's still progressing- obviously with Daniel I just done 2 races and it was not really the best time for AlphaTauri as well, when Liam actually came into Formula 1 the car was already pretty good at Monza and Singapore, so he had a good time. At the same time he definitely performed well .AlphaTauri itself is a junior team- at the same time there is more risk [with Liam] if you think about the results in general, it depends on what they're thinking. If they want more results? Probably Daniel, he has more experience, he can extract the results
Yuki closes by saying maybe they should have three cars and Alex calls him Yuki Marko
#Yuki i always knew you were the REALEST bitch#daniel is not technical and cant develop the car PEOPLE ARE IM SHAMBLES RIGHT NOW#HE BASICALLY SAID DANIEL DEVELOPED THE CAR AND WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR IMPROVING IT SO ITS NOT FAIR TO COMPARE LIAM DOING BETTER#f1#daniel ricciardo#yuki tsunoda#alpha tauri#japanese gp 2023#formula 1
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the imaginary carlos and charles beef that some fans are convinced is going on is giving Netflix DTS trying to convince us that charles and sebastian were mortal enemies that prayed on each other’s downfall nightly
#can’t people be happy or sad for one driver without tearing the other down#ik teammates are often pitted against each other and stuff but like#they’re both having good seasons#they’re both showing off their strengths#charles is still doing well in the WDC and even tho max is likely to win this year charles is still gonna get more chances with ferrari#and carlos is doing a great job in showing other teams why they should give him a seat next season#regardless of whether u think they’re good friends or just coworkers it’s clear they respect each other a lot#and i get being upset that charles didn’t podium in suzuka#but that’s not carlos’ fault and he did everything that he should’ve#charles still has a phenomenal race and his fans shouldn’t insult carlos simply for racing#and similarly carlos’ fans shouldn’t insult charles for not placing higher than carlos#when charles has shown how good and consistent of a driver he is in the past few races#just because the two latest ferrari wins have been carlos’ doesn’t mean charles is suddenly “overhyped” or “washed up”#like chill y’all#focus on the bigger issues#like whatever the fuck is going on williams#charles leclerc#carlos sainz#cl16#cs55#ferrari#formula 1#f1#1655#c squared#2024 japanese gp#as a maybe month old fan i probably shouldn’t be having many opinions about this#but whatever lmfao#they’re both hot why are we pitting them against each other#they hate when two sexy bitches are winning
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Brainrot
#skylanders#rockman#digital art#rockman v#skylanders trap team#Dr krankcase#mercury#stardroid mercury#stardroids#doom raiders#I like their dynamic#They want to kill eachother#as you may notice I did the classic Japanese box art for Mercury#I’m slowly regressing back to my childhood crush on krankcase#like this man is genuinely becoming slightly more handsome to me day by day#I’m starting to like Bon Jovi too thanks to this bitch#tell me what you think#did anyone else have a crush on this man?#literally I thought he was gonna jump out of the trap and take me to a better place#I was a troubled kid#love him though
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In defense of Maya (without knowing the manga):
She definitely annoyed me because obviously I know Taichi isn't the person she was claiming he is and she clearly knows Kohei likes him as a friend, at least, so it's like ...girl, come on. But like.
She only went off on Taichi after she got the first set of notes he took? Which, let's be honest here, were dogshit. He really didn't take a service that Kohei needs seriously and he was initially doing it for Kohei's lunch. She didn't lie there. We also learned there's only 23 notetakers in the entire college. This is a service that is very much needed, yet doesn't have nearly enough volunteers for, and Taichi was treating it like a joke that didn't matter at first. That shit was hella disrespectful. He didn't mean it as such, and Kohei didn't take it as such either, but it was. So no shit Maya got that notebook and was like "...what the hell am I supposed to do with this? And this is who Kohei thinks is so nice and cool and everything?"
All Maya has are the initial terrible notes that Kohei gave her like they were helpful (they weren't) and knowing Kohei only kept Taichi as his note taker because he liked being around him. With the unspoken fact, that maybe non disabled people didn’t pick up on, that he also only kept Taichi as his note taker because there just aren't enough note takers, so he couldn't have gotten better anyway. Which almost certainly factored in as to why Maya blew up at Taichi. Disabled people shouldn't have to accept shit notes just because the alternative is no notes at all. We already have to work uphill cause of the disability, it's adding insult to injury to basically know everyone’s like "well, yeah it sucks, but you could have nothing." Or even a “yeah, I didn’t care at first, but I do now!” Because it’s like “it’s great that you finally realized this is a real service needed for a real disability that affects real people. Glad you finally figured that out. Congrataritos.” Like it is exhausting being disabled and having to sit there and smile when people have their lightbulb growing moment since we don’t have the option to dick around until we decide to lock it in. So I completely got why those shitty notes set Maya off. Because she didn't go off at him after the dinner, it was after she got those notes.
And on a related note, we all clapped for Taichi when he went off on homegirl in the cafe because she wasn't treating Kohei like a real person with real issues, but he also wasn’t taking Kohei and his problems seriously with those initial notes. Like yes, he started trying and actually doing better, but that only happened once he became friends with Kohei and realized he needed to do better. Who knows, maybe the cafe girl could have grown as a person, like Taichi did, if she had been able to get to know Kohei as a real person. But Taichi didn't let her get that chance, just like Maya wouldn't have let him get that chance if she could. The only difference in those two situations, to me, is Taichi is already Kohei's friend so Maya can't stop them from interacting like Taichi did with that girl.
Like I’m sorry y’all, Maya's not being any more of a bitch than Taichi was because she can only work with the information she has, which obviously isn't what we as viewers have. She’s pushy and overbearing and, yeah, annoying because she also obviously has a crush on Kohei and we know he's sprung on Taichi, but it’s really not like she just looked at Taichi and went “fuck this guy” for no reason.
#I hear the sunspot#Hidamari ga Kikoeru#like yeah she's annoying but let's be honest Taichi can be annoying as well???#I think reducing Taichi down to a cinnamon roll that can do no wrong is severely downplaying how good this show it#because Taichi can do wrong he's even admitted it!#this show is genuinely so dear to me as someone hard of hearing#who for damn near the first time ever is seeing situations I've lived though and still live through play out onscreen#because it's also just so good#so to reduce it to Taichi: Sweet Boy - Maya: Annoying Bitch is just like#what the hell y'all???#as I said though I haven't read the manga#so I mean I guess she could just become an Evil Annoying Bitch cause this is a Japanese BL after all lol#but as of right now#she's really not that#and it's wild to me seeing some of the takes on her ONE episode so far#even in the preview#it's giving more jealous wanting Kohei's time energy and not#evil annoying bitch woman ruining this beautiful gay relationship lol#regular clyde
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ok once again I don't know too much about flowers but I like talking about them so bear with me lol
first of all morning glories are SO different than hydrangeas it seems almost like it was said on purpose
but one thing in common is they were always both very popular flowers in japanese culture since the heian era so sukuna just accessing megumi's flower memories seems like a very convenient LIE
especially with sukuna's line about sorcerers bonding with each other (sounds very possible for two sorcerers that shared a body) the themes of these flowers are so important imo. morning glories named after their morning bloom and mid-day fade represent the beauty in the fleeting moments just like everything else yuuji is trying to show, all the small things that make every life worthwile and important. hydrangeas on the other hand are associated with mutual understanding and unity. but they are also famous for having a very contrasting meaning in western culture: arrogance and a lack of empathy (what we see from sukuna all the time haha).
#keep reading for my copium#i always found the contrasting meanings of hydrangea fascinating and seeing the arrogant side of this physically#makes me believe it's not the complete truth he's giving us#the japanese meaning from HIS OWN PERIOD is that of unity of UNDERSTANDING AND BONDING#HE'S THE ONE TALKING ABOUT SORCERERS BONDING AND THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SOMEHOW TIED ANYWAY WE JUST DON'T KNOW YET#HE UNDERSTANDS#sure this bitch has been the king of curses for a long time but he knows there is something human inside him still#to what level he feels emotions is questionable there is undeniably a bond between them#gege i love your character writing gege i will kiss you on your forehead when i find you this time#jjk#jjk 265#jjk spoilers#ryomen sukuna#flowers
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Cahara: do you love me? Blink if yes, recite the entire bible in japanese if no!
Enki: 昔 昔、亀さまはあの世界わ-
#idk what the bible in japanese is and i can't be fucked to look it up tbh. i just guessed#for those who are curious enki says : “long#long ago god made-“#at least i hope he does#kanji is a bitch#f&h#fear and hunger#funger#fear & hunger#cahara#enki
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everyone talking about Lando looking like a cardboard cut out but EYE am looking at
✨ Jon ✨
#japanese gp 2024#jontent#jon malvern#lando norris#ash bibby#LOOK AT JON#HE'S BACK HE'S BACK BITCHES#after missing him for two races i am never ever taking his presence for granted#not that i did before but yanno
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I have a tamagotchi collection emulator on my phone and because I’ve got brainrot I made HMS and it’s been like fine they’re doing fine but randomly Heart has a problem and after I fix it he just has one of those normal bubbles for when he just has something he wants to say for no reason so I click on it because I’m bored and he straight up says
“I wish I had bigger eyes”
and I just sat there like buddy….oh man….
#Had to sit there for a whole minute like oh man…I bet you do don’t you?#Anyways none of them like shortcake it’s really funny that they happened#I’ve given them all shortcake they all hated it#Also Mind tends to have more problems than the other two for some reason#This bitch always has smth to say he never lets me REST#/silly#S.K thinks#This game is so silly. All the names are terribly misspelt cuz I’m doing th best I can with making the noises similar#Cuz the emulator is in Japanese with English subtitles#Chonny Jash#cj heart
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LEWIS, thursday - JAPAN 2023
#he's very look at what this bitch is making me do#yes i'll paint the bee box seb i am#lewis hamilton#f1#japanese gp 2023#jo.gif
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Me having a normal one: OUHGUOHGOUOUOGHOGUOUGH the way Hector speaks so softly to Julia when she asks him to free Isaac of his curse... he apologizes for getting angry at her (hint hint) and empathizes with her...... he bows like a gentleman...........
why is the residential gigachad so fucking cute
#castlevania#hector castlevania#average fan: hector is just an angry badass who slashes bitches and has no depth beyond that#me an intellectual: have you seen how hard he falls for people. how devoted he gets when he cares.#he's just a good person to his core and so polite even more so than the prince alucard himself#love that in japanese he remembers his promise when isaac flees from trevor#he still wants to kill isaac but he's doing it for julia now#goddamnit why did they have to make her rosaly's clone they could have had a wholesome romantic relationship#and finally crispin freeman >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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ughhh god me and the innate attraction to fill out a random ass ship chart every 6 months. i did this before but it wasn't detailed enough so i hated this. i THINK this is detailed enough i don't know i actually doubt it. i saw something doing this chart for bsp and then i wanted to do it for mtt poly vut then i literally forgot who did it originally 😭😭😭
doing the bottom left section was cracking me up because killer is such an enigma. "be nice!" and then "but also treat me like shit!" what a goddamn freak bro he needs get shipped off to therapy. and then its something nice and fluffy like physical affection and then it immediately 180s to emotional vulnerability. like hello pick a side you fucking freak. and for the slidey bar ones notice how killer is almost ALWAYS on one of the ends??? he has to be one of the extremes or else he dies it seems.
the closeness over time chart 😭😭 they doNOT get along. i was gonna put another dip near the end but i was like "ehhhh they have more than enough issues the people will get it". also for the bugs one i think dust would love bugs. hes very used to them and even made friends with some. but horror would HATE THEM. all the bugs died out in horrortales famine so he hasn't seem em in a couple years. so when he does its a whole ass jumpscare
GODDD i love qpr horrordust. theyre soooo qpr coded my queerplatonic freaks. bitches. i like how on the love languages chart each of the mtt satisfies one of the others. none of them would get gifts theyre too fucked up and lazy 4 that. horror would be confused if someone gave him a gift (horrortale w/ alizas ketchup thing) killer would just forget about it or ditch it in a few days. and then dust would actually accept it but he wouldn't know wtf to do with it if it doesn't have an obvious use
for strategist/impulsive I WAS STRUGGLING. because like all of these bitches are cunning AND emotional. horror is definition of sceming from the sides but he also has his outbursts. dust is always planning ahead but like horror he has outbursts. i guess killer isn't a strategist bc he just always has a vibe of whats gonna happen but (not so surprisingly) he has outbursts even if he claims hes not emotional. so i had to choose,,,,,
i was also tempted to just put them all at arrogant. because they're definitely all stuck up assholes. but i was like nahhhhh... horror's the only one that would be regularly arrogant. dust's just self assured and confident whilr killer has no idea when hes even being arrogant
music category ehehehe. horror would LOVE natural sounds like rain and leaves rustling bc its not too overwhelming for his screwed up processing thanks ti his head damage. dust would totally listen to undertale osts if they existed in utmv. also other osts. i think he would totally be a gamer. also classical music. and killer has no preference (just like everything in his damn life FORM YOUR OWN OPINIONS YOU BITCH!!!!)
i think this just cemented my stance on arohorror acedust and go with the flow killer. killer would have absolutely zero preference on ANYTHING became he genuinely does not give two fucks. and for arohorror (you can't spell horror with ro. which is in aromatic. woahhhh) i just think he would be icked out by romantic handholding and dates and stuff. it just feels RIGHT. but he'd be decently ok with tangoing. and dust is just the opposite. he'd be uncomfortable and grossed out by sexual behaviors but he'd absolutely be a romantic. i think dust would be a romantic he just gives off those vibes. as a person on the ace and maybe aro spectrum i have to blast my favs with the aroace beam. it's just mandatory
#my favorite thematically deranged brand of freaks#also??? i love the photos i used for the mtt in this#theyre some of my FAVORITE arts of the mtt it's just suxhajxuahuas#but i did change the colors on horror and dust's arts to be their signatures. oops......#i cant explain it but sparkle heart star mtt is so real to me#sparkle bc killer in japanese is kira and kira means sparkle#also sparkls appear on excited/hyper/when characters have good ideas/charismatic characters#and genkigirl killer fits all of those. so killer HASto be sparkle#heart 4 horror bc heart is gore.... horrortales whole thingbis scary stuff and gore is up there in the scary factor#also about sparkle it's a very pointy shape and it reminds me of killer's knives#heart is a round but also sharp shape which is kinda my interpretation of horror#he's nice and chill but hes also a fucking PRICK and a rude bitch#and star for dust because stars are associated with cool characters#and dust is epitome of cool. hes just so fucking cool#also stars are geometric and also pointy. geometric is dust's cold and mysterious and strict side#and the pointiness is dusts coolness and his danger and rahhhhh i just think they fit#NOBODY UNDERSTANDS!!!! MTT IS THE SPARKLE HEART STAR TRIO!!!!!!#✨❤️⭐️#THATS LITERALLY THEM. HELLO. THATS THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!#tricule rant#is this canon eque. absolutely not. this is kinda canon but theres definitely some of my own hcs and interpretations in there#i like to think its decently canon. especially considering the trio don't even canonically know each other
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the contrast of yoshida speaking to Kishibe in keigo while making dibs about his age and calling him anta
#and still using ore but anime boys do that so whatever#im respectful to the context but not to you and im not gonna humble myself#vibes#also and btw he calls makima makima san which is of course normal#but it just reminds me im still reeling from the fact makima calls grown ass subordinates kun and chan#embarrasing#someone put a workplace misconduct report on this bitch#but coming back to yoshida and kishibe#i remember this tg meta where they talked about masculinity#and even in japan masculinity is thought to fade with age so-#izzy.txt#japanese learning tag
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Kusu: Yeah so this mononoke is going to brutally dismember and devour you
"Yeah, whatever, it can eat me if it wants, I don't care"
Kusu: You sure about that?
"Yeup"
Kusu: Aight, bet *conjures a nightmare scenario to give him what he wants*
#mononoke#mononoke shu#mononoke book#mononoke kusuriuri#mononoke medicine vendor#adventures in japanese#god hes such a bitch#im so glad he finally gets an honest to god bitchy moment in this book
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Ugh i left another lengthy reply under a comment about the assassin's creed shadows announce on youtube. I swear this shit is getting me mad.
#Damn i know a lot of people are racist BUT HOLY SHIT.#Imagine being forced to defend a choice ubisoft made because people are insane and they just hate black men that much#WHAT IF HE WAS NOT REALLY A SAMURAI#BITCH CESARE BORGIA AND CHARLES LEE WEREN'T TEMPLARS AND MACHIAVELLI WASNT AN ASSASSIN#It's not like japanese people THEMSELVES didnt produce medias about Yasuke as a samurai ....#gnagnagna ''but if the game is in japan i want to play an ethnic japanese man'' FFS THERE IS A PLAYABLE ''ETHNIC'' JAPANESE CHARACTER#But she's a woman and Y'all hate women too#Damn i hope they're forced to play a woman in a video game SO MUCH that their balls fucking resorb#I spend an entire hour writing that comment on ytb#i need to touch some grass#And eat an indecent amount of pasta#ac shadows#personal
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