#BIG SHOT AUTOS

[sillyzlaurr]

The number you're calling doesn't exist

[geistboy1]

because you had to be a big shot

[egostrawberry]

NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO

[ugiugiyogyn]

SPAMTOBER Day 12 - BIG SHOT

[ramsley-r-ramslington]

Headcanon time...I headcanon all addisons are created without a gender, and then they can either stay as they are or pick whichever one they want... and i headcanon spamton briefly tried going girl mode pre big shot era but decided he liked being a man more. But ultimately his gender is utterly incomprehensible and unachievable for him which kinda sucks, so he just goes boy mode because although it's not "god mode" , it works

[utdr-stimming]

bshot spamton but it’s all red/dark red?

Big Shot Spamton with dark red!!!

Big Shot Spamton has approximately 1.5 canon images of him, so I had to get creative and look for some fanart! This gorgeous, gut reaching piece in the middle by @colliholly was perfect for what I was going for here, please let me know if this is against their boundaries and I will replace it <3

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[weewoohonk]

i felt like this would be fitting so i made an animatic?? thing????

[jaythatfanboyz]

His name is shithead and hes a single celled organism.

[chulacola]

Had a hard time with this, but at least I tried.

Did this for the whole Dragon new year.

Based on a piece by JC Leyendecker, because I couldn't think of any other concept idea.

[localweirdoisme]

I have started writing the comic. There will be three arcs. Crash, rise, and fall. I will not elaborate, hope you like the art.

[tobyty2nd]

YUMMY SUPER YUMMY ART YUMMY YUMMY❤️

IM FINALLY DONE ALTHOUGH I GAVE UP ON A FEW AND DECIDED TO MAKE IT SIMPLE AND SEPARATE +extra

[sillyzlaurr]

Acid tunnel for lonely hearts💔

[spamton-g-1997-autos]

uhh hey moots I think starrie got hacked by a bot ☹️☹️

rip starrie, we will miss your precious drawings of old man yaoi..

[autos-official]

@autos-official: WELCOME TO AUTOS AUTOMATED SOLUTIONS! FUCK YOU LONG RIM! If you are stupid enough to buy a mech this weekend, you are a desperate enough NHP-Fucker to come to AUTOS AUTOMATED SOLUTION! Paracasual deals, mechs that need @uniondeptofmed to put 69 insurances on it, [[BOMBS?]]! if you think you're going to find a free mech at big shot autos you can FEAST UPON OUR FAT JUICY NEURODIVERGENT TESTICLES! it's my belief that you're such a special [[Anta Baka!]] that you'll fall for this [[PISS.]]. Violation Of Utopian Pillars is guaranteed! If you find a better deal than this between @harrison-armory-incorporated and their fascism, @ssc-official and their coomer consoomers, @ips-northstar-official's pirate coves and @horus-unofficial's low-grade shitposting you can shove an AGNI-Class NHP UP YOUR UGLY ASS! you heard me right SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! Bring your [[C******W****K**I*N]] bring your [[nothing is worth the risk]] bring your ass I’LL FUCK IT! THAT’S RIGHT! WE’LL FUCK YOUR ASS LIKE ITS THE AVERAGE "QUESTIONING SEXUALITY" MEME Because here at AUTOS, you're FUCKED SIXTYNINE WAYS FROM SECCOMMS MILITARISTIC ANTHRO-CHAUVINISM! Take a hike to AUTOS on PLUTO! HOME OF AUTOS-NEOS! That’s right! AUTOS-NEOS! How does it work? If you can bring us an Ungrateful that can build a minigun out of apocalypse rails and a castigating manticore and is also capable of doing all that while ripping the fattest blunt that RA can allow you get A MECH MADE OUT OF SCRAP THAT WILL TURN ANY OF THAT FINE TUNED BULLSHIT ON THE BATTLEFIELD INTO OVERGLORIFIED MOLTEN SLAG! dont't wait, don't delay, don't FÜÇƘ ẄÏȚĤ ŬŜ ØŘ ẂĘ'ŁĻ PÄŔĄČÅŜỤĀĽŁƳ ŘỊP ƳÖÜŘ ƁĀĹĽṢ ØFF! Only at AUTOS! The only dealer that tells you to FUCK OFF! HURRY UP ASSHOLE! Special deal ends the moment you write us a check and it better not bounce or you're CRINGE! TAKE A GODDAMN VACATION STRAIGHT TO THE ENDLESS PIT! Also known as BIG SHOT AUTOS! Union's most cringe and overpowered mech dealer that also wants to be SEXUALLY DOMINATED by @albatross-lancer PLEASE NOTICE U- the biggest //bon of a sitch// in the UNION! GUARANTEED LIKE THE LIBERATION OF SANJAK! FUCK YOU!

[holidxyy]

ummmmm i wasnt planning on posting this like AT ALL but @spamtonsgreasyhair REALLY wanted me to and i love them so Hiii

[ramsley-r-ramslington]

A redraw