#BEEP BEEEP

[perroulisses]

Sheep mf dump

ft. outis

[kleefkruid]

Having to remind myself I don't live in Morocco bc every football win they have it sure sounds like it!

Don't get me wrong, I am fully supportive, the 'youths' deserve some fun time screaming and lighting fireworks before someone writes a thinkpiece about how they're ruining Belgium by doing the exact same things other Belgians do when Belgium wins.

I am going to take this excuse to take a study break though, can't combine car horns and latin brain anatomy. BEEP BEEP BEEEEP

[somerandomdudelmao]

Cass: my tablet is actively dying

People on the kofi: well let's try to get you a new one!!!

THEY ARE CRAZY

[atomicc]

Rip Van Tide!!

ID in alt and under cut

ID: A pen and paper gif of Rip showing off multiple bodies. Rip is a Bark brand spray hose dog toy. The gif cycles through multiple different bodies of various shapes and sizes, as well as his default hose. The caption above it reads "I can be whatever you want!"

A digital colored drawing of Rip. On the left is an anthro version of him. He's faced away from the viewer, looking over his shoulder at them. He's holding a towel, and has a heart speech bubble above him. On the right is his default form. It is blushing.

A pen and paper drawing of Rip and a random dog furry. They are at a water park. Rip is noticeably larger than the dog.

A pen and paper drawing of Rip. One of his default form, and another of an anthro form.

A digital drawing of Rip. One of his default form, and another of an anthro form. The caption reads "is this anything." / end ID.

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

These nu-metal androids are syncing up

They communicate on stage telepathically

[taintedtowers]

heartbreaking: ive been reminded that the white boy is, in fact, dead

[vilf-lover]

okay…porter replacing vincent whatever

do not let him touch sam

back awayyyy from the cowboy

[ouroboobos]

two car alarms outside singing a beautiful duet together

[farewell-in-veil]

girls will [SCREAMS INTO A PILLOW]

[shaetheclown]

CARIANA GRANDE

its just ariana grande's thank u next but a car horn for all of the vocals

[littlestpetship]

>_<... ^_^... Ò◡Ó.......

0_0... :P... Σ(°△°|||).......

[paeonie-s]

sonny boy is such a spectacle i love it

[sunfudge]

I love the motherfudging shirt bag censor Boothill has but imagine if whenever he tried to swear it was just a comically loud censorship beep

[pink-toonss]

BITHC IHAVE NOT BEEN ON TUMBLR IN 23598723 YEARS WHY AM I FUCKING MICROWAVE

[aerequets]

on the topic of swearing, it would be so funny if yor has the vocabulary of a sailor and makes the conscious decision not to use it

like loid is sitting with his head in his hands after anya has somehow magically procured a bad word in her vocabulary and is like "i have no idea what to do. how is this happening. what if this is the start of a downwards spiral and she becomes a swear-slinging second grader and they expel her from eden" and yor giggles like "im sure once she learns the words the novelty will wear off, that's what it was like for me" and he's like "?? what it was like for you?" fully imagining that the worst word yor knows is like, crap or damn or something because she's so gentle and softspoken

and yor goes on like "yeah! like for example when i was a kid and learned *BEEEEEEP* or *BEEP BEEP* or *BEEEEEEEEEP BEEEP BEEP* i stopped using them after a while!" and she goes on and gives some more of the most filthy, gritty examples in existence

and loid is sitting there - mind you this man was in the Army so he is no stranger to swearing, but he is sitting there gobsmacked and face REDDENED from the absolute verbal weaponry yor is expelling with a smile on her face

[soughthope]

" Oh, hush now sweet thing. You're safe, can't you see? He's not going to hurt you no more. I wouldn't lie to ya. My daddy didn't raise no liah. " He explains.

" Just breathe alright? In and out with me. "

@dcmur3