#BEEF BEEF BEEF!!!

[flufflemuffin]

Hi Beef

[just-a-creep-babe]

Chefs kiss. I feel like Hoodie made a few noises hear and there on purpose just to piss off eyeless. I think he secretly gets off on the amount of control he has over the situation.

ohhhhh he absolutely did

Jack's lowkey one of the untouchable ones in the mansion; he (usually) hardly gets angry so it's difficult to get a rise out of him, he's one of slender's faves so he's definitely got a good amount of trust & protection from the big boss, AND he's generally just,, pretty strong & smart, so messing with him is almost Always a bad idea

But Hoodie's just so sneaky & manipulative, and he managed to weasel his way into having an advantage over Jack ---how could he not be a little shit about it too, just to rub it in?

basically, in conclusion, hoodie's a lil rat and tbh we stan him for that

[rubyleaf]

Honestly? My main piece of advice for writing well-rounded characters is to make them a little bit lame. No real living person is 100% cool and suave 100% of the time. Everyone's a little awkward sometimes, or gets too excited about something goofy, or has a silly fear, or laughs about stupid things. Being a bit of a loser is an incurable part of the human condition. Utilize that in your writing.

[great-and-small]

Apparently the local university’s undergraduate entomology course sends students to catch insect specimens at the same place I like to go birdwatching, which explains why I saw three enormous frat looking dudes with tiny bug nets and overheard one emphatically say “bro BRO I told you we already have enough lepidopterans”

[pocketss]

mmm soob

[a-meh]

[starspilli]

i lost the ask my bad! but here is jason for an anon

[intermundia]

this is the single worst way i've ever read to describe an erection, frank herbert

[junglejim4322]

The thing that is interesting is if you have any semblance of personality you will definitely encounter people who viscerally hate you and obsess over you for years and you will not even remember their name

[ispyspookymansion]

stream i am the prayers of the naive on ao3 dot com

[fairycosmos]

parent-child dynamics are soooo crazy. i love you i resent you i can't stand you i adore you i pity you. and still watching your hair get a little more grey every time i see you makes my stomach feel weird

[ciderbird]

academic bias is so funny because you’ll be reading about the same historical event and one person is like “Despite the troubles that befell his homeland and near constant criticism of the court King Blorbo remained strong in the face of adversity” and the other one is like “after letting his people carry the brunt of his cringefail decisions Blorbo the Shitface refused to listen to any reason and continued to be a warmongering piece of shit. Also he was ugly.”

[batcavescolony]

*Talia visiting Damian*

Talia: Damian, how are you? *glares at Dick*

Damian: I am doing well mother

Dick: *from behind him* *mouthing: why the fuck are you here?*

Talia: oh that's great! I see you have a new pet? *Mouthing back: to see MY son*

Damian: this is Haley, Grayson's dog, she's staying with me while he goes on a mission.

Dick: *flipping Talia off where Damian can't see* yep, he's so good with animals

Talia: I'm aware *throws a knife at him*

Dick: *throws it back*

[bugsinapocket]

I had a vision

Pls reblog :3 <33