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binnie-binnie-bambam · 6 years ago

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I have been so curious on your tags you have for groups...... can you please tell me a few because I am genuinely curious what you have for them. They are great and hilarious. Like baby nunu boulder I can think about at 3 am and laugh over it

Lmao, yeah I have a weird brain 😂 and I’d love to tell you! Idk what groups you’re into so I’ll just go through them all haha Some have stories, some are just obvious. But I’ll just give the rundown since I talk a lot anyway 😂

UPDATE: I have to put a keep reading thingy because, oh my god I wrote so much. I’m terrible.

Astro

MJ: Happy Virus

That’s a given I think since it’s something he’s known by but he really does make me extraordinarily happy so it fits.

JinJin: Smiley Jinwoo

I love his full name and I almost always use an idols full name in any situation. I mean “JinJin” is adorable obviously, but “Jinwoo” makes me real soft. And he’s a smiley puppy and I can think about his smile anytime and it will automatically make me feel a million times better.

Eunwoo: Prince Dongmin

Again with the full/real name. And “prince” because not only is he very princely in appearance, he also has, in my opinion, some of the most important qualities a prince should have. I’m all about appreciating him for more than just his face!

Moonbin: Binnie Bug

So I have this thing where I only call specific people “bug”. Like it’s not a nickname I use lightly, it’s special to me for a reason that I’m not even able to describe. Binnie just happens to be one of those specific people. And my favorite name to call him is “Binnie” because it sounds cuddly and cute and I call him “Bin” or “Moonbin” when he’s being rude 😂

Rocky: Dancing Minhyuk

Real name again 👍 and he’s extraordinary at dancing. Nothing exciting about this tag, honestly. It doesn’t mean I love him any less!!! I would protect him with my life.

Sanha: Bbu Bbu Sanha

Sanha is captain of Astro’s boat. 👌 And he’s beyond adorable when he says “bbu bbu” so every time I tag it it makes me giggle and smile because I think about how cute he is and how much I wanna pinch his cheeks urghhhhhh I love him.

Got7

Mark: Quiet Sparkle

Mark can sometimes be super quiet and reserved and I really like that side of him. I mean I love his weird loud side too but something about quiet Mark is oddly soothing to me. And to me, he literally sparkles at any given moment.

Jaebeom: Jaememe

I genuinely think it’s impossible for him to avoid being a living, breathing, walking meme and I love it so much.

Jinyoung: Heavenly Jinyoung

Another pretty generic one. He’s just straight up heavenly. In all the way omg (he’s such a great bias wrecker 😩 aghhhh save me from himmmm).

Jackson: Wang Puppy

A given. A typical nickname of his but I just think it’s so cute and accurate. I like to think he’s mainly cute and adorable considering I qualify him as my best friend and most people want to avoid falling in love with their best friend, but I will admit that he messes with my head sometimes and thus, the tag is far from accurate in those cases…

Youngjae: Happy Sunshine

The light of my life (well one of them. MJ and Yeonjun and Youngjae are all one giant sunshine of my life). And happy is my favorite look on him. Excuse me while my heart flutters because I love him so much.

Bambam: Damn Bambam

I actually say this multiple times a day. And more than just for when he’s doing something ridiculously attractive. Sometimes it’s “damn Bambam, why are you so cute and dumb?” other times it’s “damn, Bambam is the best meme.” just to name a few 😂

Yugyeom: Brownie

I know this is also a common nickname for him, although I think people spell it Browny, but for some weird reason, when I first got into Got7, I don’t remember exactly what Yugyeom did, but it made me think of a cosmic brownie, ya know the little debbie snacks, and that’s what was in my brain when I thought up a tag for him 😂

TXT

Yeonjun: Baby Sunshine

He’s the baby out of my three sunshines, the other two as previously stated being MJ and Youngjae. He seriously makes me giddy with happiness and, like I said before, he lights up my life and makes it better.

Soobin: Cucumber Watermelon

I read somewhere when they first debuted that he has a nickname of “cucumber” because he’s tall and I thought it was cute and went with it. The “watermelon” part is because one of my favorite outfits he’s ever worn reminded me of a watermelon. I shall include a photo to illustrate my point, but also because he’s adorable.

Tadaaaaa!!!

Beomgyu: Fluffy Sparkle

Because he’s fluffy and cuddly and cute and squishy and I just wanna squeeze him. Plus fluffy hair on him is my favorite. And he’s another natural born sparkler. Idk how he and Mark do it!

Taehyun: Doe Eyes

They were the first thing I noticed about him. They always look so gentle. Even if he’s bursting with happiness and laughing away, his eyes are still so sweetly soft. I love them.

Hueningkai: Dollbaby

I took one look at this boys face and thought he was an absolute doll. That perfect porcelain skin and those defined petite features, he’s just beautiful and a lot of the time he doesn’t even look real to me.

Monsta X

Shownu: Baby Nunu Boulder

I too laugh at this on a regular basis lmao. He seriously has such a baby face though. Like it’s so cute and his eyes when he laughs I just *squeals into a pillow* “Nunu” because it’s a nickname of his and “boulder” because he’s, well, very large 😂

Wonho: Sin Axolotl

I explained this recently but I’ll just say it again since I’m on a roll lmao. He’s, a lot of the time, sinful to look at. But he’s also basically the cutest living being. And if he was an animal, I know everyone says bunny which I totally agree with, but in my brain, he’s an axolotl. I made a post about it a while back with photos side by side and, quite frankly, I cried a little about how cute I find the comparison to be. Maybe I’ll look for it, and cry again, and repost it.

Minhyuk: Soft Angel Face

I don’t mean this in a negative way so I’m not really sure how to word this without it sounding that way, but 95% of the time, I’m not wildly attracted to Minnie. It’s not that I don’t find him attractive at all, it’s just he’s more often than not extraordinarily adorable and pretty to me. There’s still that 5% of the time where he messes with my head but for the most part, he’s very soft and sweet and angelic looking to me.

Kihyun: Hamster Clam

This is one of my personal favorites 😂 This is the one I think about at 3 AM and laugh about. He’s compared to a hamster all the time and I love it so much and think it’s so accurate. But the clam part *starts laughing again* There’s this moment in some interview of MX’s, I have no idea what it was since I’ve never seen the full thing, just this clip that’s permanently ingrained in my mind, but Kihyun says something about like clam chowder or something and than Changkyun takes the mic and says “You look like a clam. Sorry.” It makes me laugh randomly and that’s why I chose it. Every Monbebe knows about that clip I’m sure. I’m still relatively new here so I don’t know everything and feel like I have to explain what I do know lmao

Hyungwon: Anime Prince

He’s so princely to me. Like he just looks regal. Don’t get me wrong, he’s a complete dork, but he looks very princely in my opinion. And to me, and probably other people, he looks like he just stepped out of an anime at any given moment of any given day. As an anime and manga lover, it makes me feel some type o’ way.

Jooheon: Joobee

Obviously known as JooHoney, I wanted to go off the beaten path and this is what my brain came up with. It’s not very creative, I’m aware of that. But I think it sounds really adorable and it fits him and I’d probably call him that if I knew him irl too.

Changkyun: Crisis Causing Boy

Curse this boy, I swear. He messes with me sooooo much. One minute he’s squishy and so so cute and I just wanna cuddle with him. The next minute he’s *string of curse words*. A demon. A demon, I tell you. He has caused me to have more crises than I can count so that’s why his tag is what it is.

As for tags for members of other groups I don’t stan yet, I only have one because I couldn’t pass up the opportunity when it presented itself in my brain. Also, I consider Ateez to be one of the groups I stan but I don’t have tags for them other than their names yet. Anyway, the one I have a tag for.

Woozi: Oojigoojigoo

I both hate myself for this and am impressed that I’m crazy enough to think of this. I just had to find out that his name is pronounced “oo-ji” and not phonetically. My exact thoughts when I discovered this are as follows: *gasp* “Ooji.” *has epiphany* *another gasp* “A baby.” *fawns over his cuteness* “Ooji - gooji - goo!” *is ashamed* “I’m a disgrace. I am the scum of the earth. I’m a genius!”

So yeah, I wrote a fucking novel I’m sorry 😂 You probably didn’t want all of this information. But now everyone knows my secrets…..? Are they secrets? Not really. Anyway, I’m sorry this is the longest post ever but I hope you at least find something of this entertaining or cute or any positive emotion really. And thank you so much for asking. I love exposing my horrible mind and terrible sense of humor to the world.

No seriously thank you. I’ve got questions about my tags before so I’m glad people are at least somewhat interested in them and what they mean/where they came from. I might update this is I think of more tags for the groups I get into in the future. This was fun. For fucks sake, I need to shut up, I’m so sorry.

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sleeplesswixard · 12 days ago

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Chapter 1: The Warrant

Warnings:Violence, blood, gore cultists, swearing

Note: This is a Far Cry 5 x Billie Bust Up AU. For context, the Seed family has the gems instead of the main villains of the bbu. Also Lewis, Billie, and Lily are aged up in this AU.

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This cult always been there, but, of course, the government didn't do shit the time they had to. They underastimated Joseph Seed, his lunatic "Family" and the cultists. But when they saw that it was an issue they needed to step in, what did they do? They trapped them in the Hope County, putting innocent people's loves who was living here in danger. Now the County was nothing more than a battle area.

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The last scene you saw was Joseph gouging the police's eyes, who tried to snuck a camera in and record all what was happening in his church. That poor guy. But after that the signal went off your phone. Than you heard Dutch calling out for you.

"Ey Rookie, rookie." Dutch said, "Waste no time, there's no signal out here." Billie was sitting next to him, she was holding a paper in her hand, you didn't knew what was for it. Probably something important though.

"İ cross over the hendbane now." Lewis announced to all of you, who was flying the chopper with Lily.

The chopper flied past from Joseph's statue, it gave you a shiver down your spine, you didn't know why. Maybe you we're too excited for this new mission.

"Oh fuck there it is." Lily grumble, turning her head to the other side in an order to not look at the statue. "Crazy motherfucker." Lewis agreed. "We are offically in Peggy country."

"How much longer?" Billie asked, turning her eyes away from the paper in her hand, turning to Dutch. "Just long enough for you to change your mind." Dutch answer bitterly. "So i can turn his bird around."

Billie took the paper in their right hoof, showing to Dutch. "Do you want me to ignore his federal warrant, sherrif?" The goat asked, looking up at Dutch. But he shook his other hand in an signal of rejection.

"No. İ want you understand the reality of this situation. Joseph Seed..." He exhaled, adjusting his sunshades, he had an unpleasant expression on his face. "He's not a man to be fucked with. We've had a run-ins before they haven't always got on our way. Just sometimes, sometimes it's best to leave well enough alone."

Billie's brow's scrunched, it wasn't what they wanted to hear. "Yeah well," Billie started "We have laws for a reason sherrif. And Joseph Seed's gonna learn that."

The reason why Billie was so serious about this mission, is not only because of the others, but their parents we're also in the County as well. İf they had any misunderstanding with the cult, they could accidently put her father and mother in danger.

"Lewis, open a call with dispatch." Dutch orders to Lewis, leans back on his seat. "Ten-four." Lewis mumble.

Dutch adjust his headphones, and the mic that was attached to it, putting a little closer to his mouth so the other side of the call could hear him clearly. "Dutch to Dispatch. Over."

"Go ahead. Earl."

"We're approachin' the compound Nancy. Over."

"Roger, Sheriff. Still planning to go through with this? Over."

"We are unfortunately still tryin' to talk some sense into our friend Billie. Over." Dutch said snarkily, Billie shook their head and roll their eyes. They didn't comment on it, but you could see from their face that she wasn't pleased with the situation at all.

"Alright... He's lucky i'm not there." Nancy sighed, "İf you get into any trouble you just let me know. Over."

"Ten-four over and out." And with that, the radio call ends. Than there was a silence, not an uncomfortable one, but you could see from their face that, all of them we're just as anxious as you.

"Maybe we shoulda brought Nancy along with us instead of the Probie." İt didn't take long for Lewis to ruin that silence though. "These Peggies wouldn't fuck with her."

"Lewis." Lily warn him quickly.

"Why do you keep calling them Peggies?" Billie turned her head just enough to look ar Lily and Lewis from the side of their eye, gazing at them over her shoulder.

"Project at Eden's Gate. P. E. G. Peggies. İt's what the locals call 'em." Dutch explained to her. "You know, they astarted off harmless enough a few years back. But now they're armed to teeth. They're lookin' for a fight."

"Are you scared, Sheriff?" Billie turned her gaze up to him, squinting her eyes, almost daring him to talk. You could feel the unnecesarry tension between them.

"We're here." Lewis informed. "Compund's Just below."

You shifted a little closer to the window, gazing down at the compound. A few torch was lightning the area, 'Bliss' flowers had plates over them so they won't get damaged, the piles of dead bodies that was burned, wooden sticks surrounding around them, using as light sources, and an old church.

"Oh my Jesus..." Dutch mutter.

"This is a bad idea." Lily stated.

"Last chance, Billie." Said the wolf, but he wasn't looking at them, his gaze is still down on the Compund. Billie let out an Sharp exhale, she shut her eyes for a solid moment. "We're going in." They replied to him firmly. "Set her down, Lewis."

"Right, roger that." Lewis started to land down the chopper slowly, and then you started to see the Peggies. To be honest, they didn't looked very... Happy. İt was clear that you guys weren't welcome here.

"Dispatch, you're still here?" Dutch asked, checking if Nancy was still on contact for the last time.

"Yes, go ahead, Sheriff."

"İf you don't hear us fifteen minutes, send there everyone, call the goddamn National Guards if you have to. Over." Dutch said to Nancy, as he undid the safety belt of the seat, while Billie took off their headphones, so you did and Dutch.

"Yessir, Sheriff. I'll be praying for you."

"Now listen' up!" Dutch spoke, "Three rules; Stick close, Keep your guns in your holster's and let me to the talkin'. Got it?"

"Got it." Billie replied,

"Rookie?" Dutch turned to you after, "Got it!"

"Alright everyone, stay sharp. Let's go." You hopped outside from the chopper quickly, Billie after you. The goat gave you a nod, and you reciprocate it back.

"He'll be in the church." Dutch said. "Stay close." Four of you started to make your way to the church. Lily was at Dutch's right, holding a nine milimeter, you and Billie on his left.

"Eyes open." Dutch mutter, "These folks can spooke easily." The Peggie's eyes we're all on you guys, you could hear them muttering.

"What the hell are these doing?"

"Why are they here?"

None of them pried their eyes off of you, it was uncomfortable.

"Be calm, stay calm everyone!" Dutch tried to ease the other Peggies at least a little. "Just go about your business. This doesn't concern you."

"Sheriff i don't like this." Lily mumble under her breath, holding her weapon tightly. "Everythings fine, Lily." The wolf tried to comfort her, but he didn't even believed to himself. "Everything's just fine..."

"Jesus christ, you're wearing badges aren't you?" Billie stated,

"Yeah, but they don't respect badges much out here..."

"They'll respect that nine milimeter."

"Not every problem can be solved with an bullet, Billie..." Dutch sigh.

Now four of you are in front of the old chruch. İt was clear that it hadn't took care of for a long time. The white paint was scraped off, and Dust lightly was on the sides.

Billie, immediately reached to the church doors to open it bluntly. But halfway Dutch shut the door quickly, for a moment you heard the praying coming from inside.

"Woah, Billie. Now we do this, we do it my way." Dutch spoke, his tone rather calmer than usual. "Quietly. Calmly? You got it?" Billie took her hand off of the door, letting out a low grumble. Quietly? Calmly? Really?

"Fine..." They say bitterly, they couldn't go against their Sheriff, as much as they wanted to tho. You knew that Dutch made Billie's blood boil.

"Lily, on the door. Watch our backs. Don't let any of these people get in." Dutch looked at the Peggies after his last sentence in anticipication.

Than his gaze turns to you "Rookie. On me." And after his eyes shifts to Billie. "And you..." He mumble. "Just try not to do anything stupid."

"Relax, Sheriff." Billie spoke mockingly,, her hoof reaches to his arm to give him a 'friendly' pat. "You're about to get your name on the paper."

Billie and Sheriff Dutch held the each doorhandle, slowly pulling it in an order to not make a loud sound. Everyone was on their seats, listening Joseph's speech. That fucking lunatic goat.

"Something is coming. You can feel it can't you?"

Billie and Dutch stepped inside, you're following behind. As soon as the Peggies saw you guys, their eyes we're all over you. Four of them we're standing, holding their guns tightly.

"That we are creeping toward the edge... And there will be a reckoning. That's why we started The Project. Because we know what happens next."

You guys inched closer to Joseph slowly, who continued his talking, not bothered about your presence. Billie looked at Dutch, like they we're asking for something, but Dutch only shook his head in rejection.

"They will come. They will try to take from us. Take our guns, take our freedom."

As Billie and Dutch inched closer to Joseph, the tension in the air becoming near palpable as the Peggies around you observed your every move. You could feel their eyes on you, judging, sizing up the threat that you posed.

But as Joseph continued his sermon, his words only served to further stoke Billie's growing anger.

"Take our faith."

All of them started to stand up when you guys came closer, closer than they could tolerate.

"But we will not let them."

"Sheriff, c'mon--" Billie turned their head to Dutch, asking permission. Knowing this goat for years, it was the first and probably the only time they kept their mouth shut for that long.

"Hold on Billie." Dutch consoled Billie, she was visibly starting to get more and more annoyed each second when Joseph talk.

"We will not let their greed, or their immorality, or their depravity hurt us anymore!"

And Joseph was still continuing, as if he knew how much he was getting on Billie's nerves.

"Sheriff."

"Do not pull that trigger, remain calm..."

"There will be no more suffering!"

"No fuck this." Billie couldn't keep her cool anymore, and she pulled out Joseph's federal warrant, holding up in her hand to his face

"Joseph Seed!" Billie exclaimed, "İ have a warrant issued for your arrest on the suspicion kidnapping with the intent to harm."

Billie interrupted Joseph during his sermon, drawing everyone's focus to her. Dutch exhaled deeply and shook his head, but what could he do? It was Billie.

"Now I want you to step forward and keep your hands where I can see 'em." The cultists' shouts could be heard coming from behind you all.

"Go back where you came from!"

"Get outta here!"

Joseph complied with Billie's request, slowly lifting his hands, directing his attention to the other goat. "Here they are..." he remarked, "The Locusts in our garden...You see they've come for me."

The Peggies positioned themselves in front of Dutch and Billie, blocking their way to Joseph. "They've come to take me away from you. They've come to obliterate all that we have built!" That son of a bitch continued to speak, inciting the Peggies’ anger towards you all, some attempting to move closer. Dutch retreated from the furious cultists; they were closely observing your every action, ready to shoot if you so much as breathed the wrong way around them.

"Alright now. Put your guns down." Dutch shouted, "Put your guns down and stand down. Everyone calm down!"

Joseph gradually advanced, the Peggies parting to allow him room, their rage vanishing the moment they saw their "Father."

"We knew this moment would come" Joseph spoke in his soft, disturbingly calm voice. "We have prepared for it."

"Now go," he commanded, "Go. " The others complied, starting to exit the church, and you were surprised by how quickly he was able to calm them. "God will not let them take me." Despite everyone following his instructions, you could see from their expressions that none of them wished to leave, abandoning their "Father" alone with you at all. Some were giving threatening glares your way, while others didn’t even bother to look at you.

"I saw when the Lamb opened the First Seal, and I heard," When you diverted your gaze from the cultist, Joseph's siblings were behind him—Jacob, John, Faith... Huh? When did they even arrive? You couldn’t tell if you were starting to seeing things or if they were actually here. "—as it were the noise of the thunder, one of the four beasts said, come and see."

"Step. Forward." Dutch demands.

"...And i saw, and behold," He pointed at Billie, but after that he quickly turned to Dutch. "İt was a white horse. and the Hell followed with him." What the fuck was he saying? Was he reciting a chapter from his Book? The Book Of Joseph?

He stepped forward and extended his hands towards you, his eyes gazing deep into your soul.

"Rookie, cuff this son of a bitch."

"God will not let you take me."

You grabbed the cuffs, but, you weren't really sure. Maybe because that he was looking at you like a predator would look at their prey or because he had a goddamn big ass cult that he can kill you the second when you go out of this Church.

"Take your guns, take your friends, and leave." He demanded.

You moved in front of him, grabbing his wrists and handcuffing them. There was a nagging feeling inside you that something was wrong, but you couldn't pinpoint what it was. You positioned yourself behind him, placing one hand on his shoulder in case he attempted to escape.

“Let’s go.” Dutch said, heading towards the doors and holding them open for you to guide Joseph outside. Lily hurried towards the Sheriff, her expression indicating she was anxious and unsettled.

"We gotta get the fuck outta here." She said hurriedly. A Peggie's vehicle came to a halt nearby, with heavily armed individuals stepping out.

"Billie, take point, we’re going right..." Dutch commanded.

"On it." Billie replied.

"You’re not taking him, we won't let you!"

Three of them started to walk in front of you, shielding you from Peggies. "Stay on the path, rookie."

"They’re taking the Father, they’re taking the Father!"

The sounds of barking dogs and the shouts of the cultists overwhelm you... Or was it Jacob's wolves? You didn't know, you didn't care.

"Back up! Back up!" Billie ordered the cultist attempting to get closer. Joseph didn’t appear angry or anything; he merely let you direct him towards the chopper, his face unreadable.

"Everyone keep back!" The Peggies were on their knees as they saw you taking their Father away, begging with you to spare him. Yet some attempted to take him back themselves, which resulted in them being forcefully pushed away by Billie with their magic each time. However, as their aggression escalated, Dutch and Billie drew their weapons from their holsters while Billie quickly led you and Joseph inside the chopper, you seat him next to you.

"Get the fuck back!" You heard Dutch shout at the cultists. They immediately sat on their seats after you. "C’mon, get in, get in, get in!"

"Lewis, get us the fuck out of here!" The cultists didn't stop; everyone began to attack the chopper, one of them attempting to board, but Billie quickly kicked them away.

The chopper began to ascend, but they didn’t fall off; one of them grabbed Billie’s gun, trying to drag them down. "Jesus!" Billie squeezed the trigger of her weapon, shooting the cultist in the chest, causing him to fall down.

"Nancy, Nancy, come in Nancy! Do you copy? Nancy!"

You kicked another one that was attempting to enter with your feet. How many of them were here? Another Peggie grabbed Joseph's arm, trying to pull him. Billie grabbed the Peggie, struggling to throw them out while you noticed one of the cultists climbing onto the chopper’s roof.

Your eyes grow large with fear when you witnessed the blood flowing across the windows, that man threw himself into the propeller...

The helicopter begins to descend, steam rising from the engine. Joseph's eyes were shut, whispering something that you couldn’t make out. Billie and Lily were clinging to the grab bars for their lives, the poor girl was panting heavily beside Billie, utterly shaken. It was only a matter of time before-

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