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taking stock meme phrases and translating them into Ye Olde English is literally top tier comedy
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I don’t hang out with white dudes who use mustache wax anymore bc it’s only a matter of time b4 they fall in love with me and find out I’m gay and write a song on their…idk..their fuckin harpsichord or banjo or ukulele about the girl from the forest who broke their heart but also they don’t even like hiking
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hey fun fact did you know that if you're on the schizophrenia spectrum, have psychosis, have psychotic symptoms or traits, etc, that you're loved and your symptoms and traits should not be vilainized or seen as evil or ugly?
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Why did English keep the German ‘stark’ as an intensifier but only for ‘naked’ and ‘raving mad’
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Reblog to give a trans woman a warm cup of soup
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oh someone at the guardian has lost the will to live
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Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.
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Everyone has goth sex hormones it came free with your fucking existence.
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he's like if environmental storytelling was a person....
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hi any life advice for 21yo
no youre fucked
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