#BARK BARK AMIRITE

[fishfingersandscarves]

forgot about this lol - doodle of a scene from Those who have yet to decide by @moorishflower

[girlcockholmes]

master in tha dog collar…. 😏

[cannibaleather]

BITE THE THROAT THAT CALLS YOU A 'GOOD GIRL' YOU'RE NOT JUST A MAN YOU'RE A DOG BARK FOR ME DOG, SHOW ME YOUR TEETH

[so-very-small]

tinies who purr. it’s like holding a kitten, the more content they are the more your whole hand shakes. feeling a soft rumbling when they curl up against your neck. your pocket vibrating, and it takes a second to realize it’s not your phone, the little guy just fell asleep.

giants who purr. when your on their chest, it practically shakes your bones. maybe it’s a quiet noise to anyone else, but it’s deep and all-consuming to you, especially when on their chest, or laying across their neck. your giant never being able to sneak up on you, cause purrs like thunder rumble the second they see you.

[beeg-bark]

girl with blood on her hands, blood running down forming little rivers, standing out and highlighting her flesh, unmarred, the blood not her own but someone else's, yeah okay got her in your mind?? you picturing her??? yeah okay she's wiping the blood off on your face and tilting your chin up by doing so, making you look up at her and smiling predatorily down at you, send tweet

[love-toxin]

minthara condescendingly calling my wood elf tav "faerie" has officially sapped whatever straightness that might've remained from my body

[candycryptids]

Before I succumb to my injuries (sleepiness) everyone’s OC is cool as fuck and they should be proud of them forever and ever and also I’m only a little sorry if I see your oc and froth and bark like a dog that’s seen an armadillo

[pupskittendeer]

found out we're gonna be having an active armed assailant drill at work later this month and more than ever I need someone to take advantage of my discomfort with guns to make it horny. working in a fucking library shouldn't come with the hazard of potentially being killed ~in the line of duty~ (a speaker at last year's staff development day literally said those words)

[stunt-lads]

Oh awesome thanks

Now I can cross rabies and the black plague off my "dream viruses to survive" list

[sinchillalol]

Need someone to hit me with a "use your words" whenever I'm in my bark bark woof grrr mode.

[kibblekandae]

ALRIGHT hello this is Wolfie for anyone wondering who the heck this was. Yes the Wolfie from the askblog days. The Wolfie from the old mindcrack/isle of cake days. Yeah the black/white dog with the inverse 3D glasses.

WELL THAT WOLFIE ISN'T AROUND ANYMORE. I rebranded lmao.

I was one of the ones who retreated to Twit during that whole nsfw fiasco years ago and well...yall can see from afar that Twit's been nonstop on fire so... I'm gonna use this as a backup place for my art. Except, not technically here, but on one of my many empty sideblogs I have. I know I told folks on my twit to follow this page, but it just doesn't feel right suddenly posting art on here after about what...7 years? and jumpscaring old followers/friends/mutuals with sudden suggestive furry art LOL so yeah, gonna use a sideblog. SO for those who followed me here recently from my twit, follow kybsyourbits instead. I'll start posting stuff there very soon once I gather up which pieces I can actually put there [seeing that I'm a nsfw furry artist WHOOPS]. This account I'ma keep as a personal one, as it as been for the 12 years I had it, but maybe I can post a few stuff from my sfw account here every now and then so yall can see what I've been up to!

BUT yeah! Quick recap for how I've been these past few years: I've worked at a vet clinic. Left that job cause I was supposed to move to CO. Covid happened. Still vibing in GA instead. Been traveling a lot these past few years. Currently been doing art as a living since pandemic, saving up money to move out again. Ryder's still chilling [he's 13]. Bella's still chilling [she's 11]. They're both old. We got a new puppy in the household [he's 4 months]. Idk what's going on anymore but I'm still gay and internally suffering. Yeeeah that's it for now ✨

And yes, my /me tag is still around to help make your day a bit better~

[lord-pigeon]

Y'know if Capitano really does get to be playable I'm gonna act like a fool

[puppygirl-panopticon]

By barking.

You bark I think.

I would bark

[so-very-small]

not enough pathetic dog guys who are also giant. like a giant who is so devoted to their tiny, comes at their beck and call, listens to every request and command unflinchingly, all just to maybe hear a word of praise from their tiny. being all sharp teeth and claws and pure violence, but docile and subservient the second their tiny speaks. the typical hound archetype, a person so utterly loyal and devoted that they can only be compared to a dog and it’s master, but the object of their devotion being small enough to fit in their hand? that’d be very very good i think.

[demonic0angel]

Nightwing is Not The Normal One!! (Click for clarity)

Of course, Wally still helped Dick plan a date so he could finally ask out Dan. (Image descriptions are below, as well as what Wally sent to Dan in his text messages)

Inspired by this post of mine

[Image description: Panel 1 has Wally sitting down at a dining table, presumably at a restaurant and Dick just arrived and is sitting down. The two are smiling and chatting.

Wally: Dick! It’s great to see you!

Dick: You too, Wally! It’s been so long!

W: Right? How’ve you been?

Panel 2 has a close up of Dick’s smiling face.

D: Remember Wraith? (Wraith is Dan’s “hero” name that I made up) We’ve been hanging out more and… I think I’m going to ask him out!

Panel 3 has Wally’s awkward, but smiling face as Dick rambles in the background.

D: He’s just so cute and handsome and gorgeous like I really don’t know how Dr and Dr Fenton created such a perfect being like omg wow

Panel 4 continues with Wally’s face but now he’s frowning and looking even more awkward as Dick rambles.

D: And all of his siblings are so adorable and cute too. And do you see his muscles? Like awooga amirite he’s so attractive that it’s killing me bark bark woof woof

Panel 5 now has Wally who has lost all hope in having a normal conversation with Dick, who continues rambling.

D: I bet he’d be so cute in bed. I took pictures of him when he was sleeping and found his address lol it was too easy I didn’t even try like omg it was so easy

Panel 6 has Wally freaked out and texting Dan underneath the table. He stays silent while Dick is now visibly gushing with hearts around him.

D: Did you know that his measurements are 48-35-44? He has an hourglass figure! I found out by looking through the cameras I put in his room. Man, I can’t wait to—

W: *thinking* HOW DID I FORGET THAT HE WAS BATMAN’S FIRST KID??? THEY’RE ALL INSANE!! ]

Wally’s text messages with Dan:

[Image description: the contact name is “do not put dick in”

Wally: *with bad spelling* bro did anyone tell you that Dick is crazy yet

Dan: … sorry?

Wally: *with more bad spelling* Dick has your bwh (bust/waist/hips) numbers

Wally: He’s crazy

Dan: I’ve been knowing 🙄]

[kittygeek]

Some fun stuff from the Lycaon sub quest ♡♡♡

His stance is really quite cute~

He kinda gazes pretty hard at Wise due to it~

Honestly? Girl same. She was so thirsty, and I caught her right as she's full on dogging down the puppy tiddy... which also same i am not looking respectfully

Wise you little shit, hes genuinely pouting!!! Keep doing it tho :3 bark bark amirite Lycaon??? (Im only a little sorry)

...huh???

......HUH??? Last but not least, spoilers from the finale!!!

Baby Lycaon!!! Hes got a little scar on his cheek under the muzzle!!! Waaaah!!! Also its nice to see the trend of wearing clothing you literally are bursting the fuck out of goes way back, keep it up sweetie you look amazing

...

Wait who is that

A FUCKING VAMPIRE HELLO???? SIR???? YOUR TEEFS??? YOUR EARS???

OH MY GODDDD?!?!?

I am rattling the bars of my encLOSURE WEREWOLF AND VAMPIRE PLOT HELPPPP IM WEAAAAAK

But he lost his chance, hes got a little robot bunny hubby now (or wifey!!! You go belle stans ♡♡♡)

Hoyo you son of a bitch im IN

I'm gonna go do Rina's side story but I am ENTHRALLED