#BALLS.

[zweiginator]

I want Patrick’s gross sticky balls on my face after a match thx

patrick making fun of how nasty you’re being :( you dressed all pretty for his match in a nice white dress and cute red flats and here you are on your knees sucking and kissing on his balls, rubbing your face along the base of his cock and slobbering all over him because of course you love him all the time but you love him most when he’s sweaty and high off a win, mean and cocky, pulling your mouth where he wants you. using you because he can and he knows you fucking love it. he’ll fuck you hard later to thank you.

[smoothie-needed02]

𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐘 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐇𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐌𝐈𝐊𝐄 & 𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊!!

(It’s Canon they have the same birthdays according to their scare cards!!:] )

[poppy-metal]

drawing one of patricks balls into your mouth and just letting it plop out wetly before doing the same to the other - so pornographic and lewd he's moaning like a slut and fisting his cock desperately above your head.

[lifelyne]

COF COF

Balls. 🤓☝️

[queen-mabs-revenge]

not to be a miserable little alienated consumer about it, but these ice trays have made my life better ⚪ 🥺

[miggitymiggitymack]

balls

... Don't you have somewhere else to be redundant.

[spacenintendogs]

I NEED EVERYONE TO LOOK AT THESE OFFICIAL PLUSHES FROM 2010 RIGHT NEEEEEOOOOOOOW!!!

[safwunnz]

About me!!

[redconagher]

also, temporary icon until i make a better rendered one in sfm. GIVE HIM YOUR BALLS.

[ alt text; a render of RED sniper holding out his right hand towards the viewer and his left hand on his hip, with white text in caps reading "your balls. hand 'em over." end ID. ]

[sharpth1ng]

This feels like a conversation Stu would have with Trans Billy/ Tatum

https://youtube.com/shorts/bGiRXkEY5Z0?si=lE6IVE4y5eHVWGA7

Actually I like to imagine this with trans Tatum who's like "Come on baby, think. You know I have balls, you've licked them."

Trans Billy is slapping him in the face with his packer and leaving.

[rabbithaver]

ah. fuck

[smoothie-needed02]

Charlie doodles lol.

[savageboar]

[pine-rhyme]

Coaie...

You know what really fucking Annoys Me about internet censorship is stuff like swear words being heavily censored because that's entirely an American cultural hangup being forced on the rest of us. I don't know a single country where swearing is as taboo as it is in America. In fact most languages have swear words that would have the same effect on an American as giving a Victorian chimney sweep a pepsi max cherry.

[spicymochi]

choose your fav fruit snake