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jazzi-fizz · 7 months ago
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@doriho it’s me to u forever and always <3
saying “come over” to someone who lives 92657 miles away
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cookie-crumblr · 11 months ago
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The Smell of Smoke
Innocent F! Reader x M!Yandere Bully OC
Part 7~
His Info: 🖕✨
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8
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CW: Fem Reader, reader referred to as she/her, reader has a vagina, asphyxiation, drugged reader, collars, explicit language, names used against reader(bitch, slut, ), size difference/kink, NON CON SA BY ML, P in V, non con anal, biting, marking, burning, drugs like hard drugs (not usage though in this part…) collar and leash use, bullying, creampie, unprotected sex
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You awake in someone’s strong arms, at first you think it’s Ace, you snuggle into the warmth without thinking. He smells so good though. A scent that’s nostalgic and comforting to you, a scent that brings you both joy and despair…
A contradicting scent, for the contradicting man that owns it.
Though your vision is blurred the hair color you see is not pink, and the hight difference is evident judging by how far off the ground you are…
You weakly push away though you use all of your strength, you aren’t really moving.
“Pfft, you wan’ me t’ let ya go tha’ bad? fine. Bitch.” he drops you and you land onto the earth with a solid THUD. You don’t bounce at all and everything thrums intensely with pain.
“fuuuck!” The wind was knocked out of you, and it comes out strained and ragged.
He sits on a rock nearby.
“You wan’ed it.”
“Shinsh when do you everr- gimme whaaad i want.” Your slurring and putting weird emphasis in the wrong places. You can’t control your body very well it seems. This is aggravating.
“Bahaahahaha! You sound like an alcoholic!” He laughs deeply.
As he laughs, it echos through the swiftly darkening trees.
“Where, arrre we?” You look around you slowly, eyes widening in the dimness of dusk around you in the foggy forest.
Glancing down you realize you’re in lingerie and a thick collar with a padlock and a leash that he’s still holding.
You reach up but even that action wears you out, your arms fall to your sides. “What’dddid you do t’ me?”
He looks away.
“No! You don’t get t’ d-do that ‘ny more! jack-ass!” you feel your body waking up a little bit more.
“You don’t get to tell me,” He stomps over to you and grips you around the collar squeezing the thick leather tight against you, his thumbs press into pressure points as he lifts you. “What i can, or can’t do, bitch” Your throat feels like it may just collapse before he throws you back into the dirt.
You gasp for air, before he starts back up.
“I can’t be without you” he’s grabbing at his head as if he’s the one in pain, “I can’t stand you! But i can’t seem t’ be without you” he steps over you.
Shakily, you start to crawl, your body moves, but only barely. You claw the ferns pulling up their snapping roots, while trying to pull yourself away from him. You’re groaning through pain and you knew you wouldn’t make it far, but you have to fight. You just won’t give up.
He’s loving this side of you. It excites him that you’re now unbroken, you’ve somehow gathered your previous shards and glued them back together with gold, and he gets to be the rampaging bull in your china shop.
and oh my, is he gonna tear you apart, again and again, as long as you keep fighting him.
He squats over you and rips down the panties you were in.
His massive, bloody hands enrapture your body, groping your breast, your neck, your thighs, and your belly. You’re trying your hardest to fight, fight through the pain, through the drowsiness and now through the shameful heat igniting the coals in your core.
He bites your back leaving bruises and deep teeth marks, as he presses his burning tip to your entrance.
“Please!” You’re always begging him, as if the humanity that has to be buried deep inside of him will ever hear you. “Ezra! No!!” You struggle and punch at the ground.
He’s forcing his hardened and dry dick inside of you.
It burns in both the absolute worst and somehow the best way you’ve ever felt.
You scream, again and again breathlessly, as he starts slamming into you not giving you any time to adjust or feel anything other than the pain now. His impossibly long length takes the air out of your lungs everytime it punches into you.
he has you face down in the dirt, and you’re still begging and screaming but everytime you try and breathe in, dirt is getting into your mouth and nostrils. You’re humiliated and disgusted on top of everything else. “You like this don’t you slut!? That’s why you keep fighting me!” He pulls on your leash choking you and pulling your head back towards him and out of the dirt.
“Hah! I fucking love your face righ’ now” He pulls out his phone and takes a few pics before slamming back into you and then harshly dragging it out slowly.
For a second his hips roll while only his tip is inside you, massaging that one spongey spot that has you moan out accidentally.
“You’re enjoyin’ this too much…” Ezra smiles.
He pulls apart your ass cheeks and spits on your hole…
“N-No!! EZRA! NO!!” even with lube it would still be insanely painfull with a dick his size.
He pulls out of your sopping pussy, “I knew you liked this, slut,” He spits again and stuffs his dick into your tight little ass hole. It feels like you are ripping apart. You’re being torn like construction paper, messily and all the edges are jagged and ugly.
He groans as he pulls your body up into his lap, he completely engulfs and dwarfs you. He bites your shoulder while pounding your ass and using you like a fleshlight. Or a doll, a pretty little doll just for him to shatter. He doesn’t give you an ounce of pity or mercy. “You can take it!” He spits. “I know you can take this!”
He finishes in your ass while holding your arms behind your back. You feel yourself fill to the brim with his hot, defiling substance.
He throws you back into the dirt.
You land face down, overflowing ass, up.
“Better find y’r way home, I’ll be waitin’ bitch.”
He walks off without you, into the fog.
He would have carried you home, but you just had to be difficult.
You stumble forward in the direction he went as your swiftly numbing body drags behind your mind.
You can’t feel your leg anymore at least.
And your feet stopped hurting from all the thorns and prickly plants a long time ago.
You keep moving.
Just as you fight him, you’re fighting for your life right now. Even if it means getting home to him in your dorm. who knows, maybe before you get there someone will let you use their phone…
That’s wishful thinking.
Lights of the college start breaking through the canopies of leaves and you almost laugh, you made it!
You really made it!
“haaah, hah,” You fall flat.
You can’t move your legs anymore and your vision is blacking out, when you hear crunching footsteps encroaching from nearby.
“Did better than i thought y’ would” You hear Ezra, he was following you the whole time, just watching you suffer.
What a sadistic maniac.
and with that last thought, you’re out again.
When you come to, Ace is there this time, he tells you what happened and where you ended up while you were unconscious.
A rival gang kidnapped you.
Ezra “saved” you.
“pfft. I wish he hadn’t” You snicker. “What could they’ve done that he hasn’t?”
After a little while Ace leaves, and Ezra returns, flicking a cigarette butt at you onto your bed.
You scramble as best as you tired and sore body will let you to put it out before anything catches fire and end up burning yourself, “Ow!”
“Y/N. I want you.”
“What else is new.” You roll your eyes. This is ridiculous.
He isn’t even surprised this time, he just smiles wickedly.
“You just don’t get it, do you? Look at chu! All battered and bruised up. Fuck when are you jus gon give in?” he grabs your cheeks and squeezes them causing your lips to fish out.
You pull away, you’re tempted to bite him. He sees your jaw clenching and his already wild smile grows.
“I have nother present for ya.” You cant move to see what he’s doing, your body is too heavy and worn from your trudge back last night.
you hear rustling of a paper bag before he returns to your vision with a syringe and a spoon and baggie of vinegar scented tar…
“N-no, Ezra… Please…” You always beg.
He never listens.
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nothingf-i-s-h-yhere · 4 months ago
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BAHAAHAHAHA I CONVINCED MY CLASSMATE TO CALL SOMEONE A GOOBY SNOOBERT AHAHAHAHAHA
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yolkochan · 2 months ago
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The people ask for a new drawing of Kaiser and Suo.
Please.
BAHAAHAHAHA sure, just tell me what you’d like in particular. 😉
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isitbussinjanelle · 4 years ago
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Namaari: [chilling]
Raya: [kicks down the door] every second your not running, I’m only getting closer. >:)
Namaari:
Namaari: [gets up and sprints full speed] NOO PLEASE NOT AGAIN YOU DEMON STAY AWAY
Raya: [running after her] DEP LA STOP RUNNING AND JUST LET ME CUT YOUR NAILS *snip snip*
Namaari: BUT WHY
Raya: I THINK YOU KNOW [pouncing on her]
Namaari: AH-
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rucow · 2 years ago
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omg i can't believe who just made an appearance in trop!!!!
(part 2, part 3)
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localcanadiancreature62 · 12 days ago
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BAHAAHAHAHA. Funny as fuck. Reminds me of @/a-scary-lack-of-common-sense's Eldritch Stan au
Sentient Mystery Shack, who is really biased towards Stan, so when Ford tells Stan he has to give it back after the summer it’s on sight.
Ford keeps tripping over nothing, nothing is where it's supposed to be and somehow he keeps running into closets when he tries to go outside.
But the worst part, the WORST part is that Ford's lightbulb just won't. Work. No matter what he does it keeps flickering and exploding.
Ford is spiraling. 
There is no reason why it shoudln’t work. All his trial runs work perfectly. He’s already checked the Shacks wiring three times and relearned this dimensions science from the ground up. 
Nothing works.
The Rift? Bill? The impending apocalypse? Eating? Sleep? Who cares about that. 
WHY. WONT. THE. LIGHTBULB. WORK???
It doesn’t help that Stan keeps laughing at him.
“Then you do it!” Ford eventually snaps at Stan.
Stan shrugs and with a little song under his breath screws his own lightbulb it. It works perfectly.
Stanford screams.
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shingia · 4 years ago
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Kuroo be like
bahaahahaha mais ouii 💀💀 franchement celle la elle vaut le coup d’être retenue jtrouve,, on sait jamais ça peut tjr servir 👀
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EXCUSE ME BUT WTF SOMEONE SHIPS JULEKA AND FLUTTERSHY AND RIGHT NOW IM WHEEZING OUT OF CONFUSION HELP
BAHAAHAHAHA
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savnofilter · 4 years ago
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Well 😳 I didn’t think that I had a piss link but you’re kinktober bonus proved other wise...
BAHAAHAHAHA IM GLAD! mc didnt like that my first deku work for kinktober was piss kink. 😂 at first, the first bonus was going to be like light-hearted but then i decided to go with something just slightly abhorrent just to make people mad. <3
on a real note tho writing it made me want to pee-
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moxerrific · 7 months ago
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BAHAAHAHAHA
this is the sickest fucking burn hdwndkd
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hearrtrender · 4 years ago
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CEO of scones vs biscuits vs cookies
BAHAAHAHAHA...omgg remember THAT...damn that feels like a lifetime agoo
also tysmm for always sending me asks🥺💖
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Ahahahahaha! Stop- bahaahahaha. *She starts laughing when he tickles her. The babies also giggle as they are watching them* Okay- hahahaha 🤣 I yield! Forgive me!~ Hahahaha!
Kenshin: Tell me what I want to hear, my love.
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g-cuza-metro-au · 4 years ago
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Okay, Coomer. Be ready for when Bubby dies, then.
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BAHAAHAHAHA!!!!! THAT’S FUNNY!!! YOU-YOU EMAILS THINK THAT-THAT EMPEROR’S GONNA-BAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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..........I gotta go.
(*Bubby rushes off, ignoring anything said to him.*)
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grayclouds · 7 years ago
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pornosophical replied to your post: okay, so, correct me if im wrong but were all the...
BAHAAHAHAHA pleeeeeease tell me Jo didn’t think that through, like I’m sure there’s an explanation, but still
i think we’re supposed to assume the exams took place somewhere in the background because i can’t find anything on it online so it’s another case of where it’s basically  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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theytham · 4 years ago
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i fell off the stairs HELP ME SAM WONT <3
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BAHAAHAHAHA ITS OKAY PLS STOP CRYING 
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