#BADASSITRON

[theartsyflakes]

TFONE memes pt2

[theforswornelite]

[autoacafiles]

[mnemoiisms]

Ugh. The waste management floors were disgusting. It wasn't even 'gross' in a dried energon or half mutilated leg in the corner way. It was dark, it was humid, it was loud, and it was hot. And everything dropping out of the ceiling chute had passed through so many castes and hands, yet still could not be found a purpose aside incinerated.

Worse, there was those down here who spent their lives elbow deep scooping through society's leavings on the off chance something could be salvaged. Gross.

Right ... Next on his agenda for the day was ...

"B-127? You have been cleared of duty for the next 15 vorns for an annual performance re...-" Wait, they worked alone.

Why was there three other beaten up mechs just sitting at a table?

"..." Oh, sweet Primus.

He's made friends.

Literally.

He'd made them.

"-review. Please. Take a seat"

@badassitron

[highprotector]

@badassitron

Boops you as gently as he possibly can.

[cliff-and-the-kid]

Whumptober Day 23: Forced Choice/Broken Pedestal

He forgot what didn’t feel right.

He forgot- forgetting.

Until those words.

Until Sentinel Not-Prime loomed over him, and something way in the back of B-127’s processor went- click

(/slaps THIS down onto the table)

(@mnemoiisms @badassitron I BLAME YOU TWO)

[xretiredcommanderx]

@badassitron

"Yes, it does, Badassitron."

"We have energon in all forms of solids, crystals, gummies, even light and fluffy."

[starfoam]

@badassitron

"I think Light Bright's taken where I'm from. Besides, Luminous is elegant." as if to illustrate her point, she does a little twirl, the faint sheen of her skirts gleaming in what little light's available. "But you're too... bright for Badassitron. I don't know, something about tron sounds so sleek and dour. Maybe a different ending?"

[tyrantrising]

Get hugged. Is this a wise idea? Maybe not, but damn. Hugs are amazing.

At the sudden embrace, D-16's optics go wide.

He blinks.

He looks down, seeing B-127 with his arms wrapped around him. "Uh...you okay B?" Carefully, he sinks down so he isn't looming over the smaller bot and gives him an awkward half-hug in return. "You can ramble about it if you want."

[iaconsavior]

BOOPS. BOOPS AGAIN

Sorry Kiddo.

Dad's out of there

[alacrityabound]

Whispering? Alright, B can do that! …uh. “Optimus snores when he sleeps.”

Whisper something in my muse's ear and see how they react!

That gets a snort and a barely concealed smirk out of Bumblebee. No matter how different multiversal counterparts may be, there are some constants.

It’s only fair to offer B something equally funny. That is the Code of the Hive.

“The snores come out of Optimus’s smokestacks. Whenever he falls asleep at his desk, datapads go everywhere.”

[unicronnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom]

@badassitron replied...

I can’t figure out how to turn off your announcements so I might as well make conversation! Does that count as praying? I don’t know, I’ve never been really religious, but the idea of dying IS a little freaky- *ten more minutes of yapping*

Slowly, the Unmaker vibrates further and further apart.

The rage. It is insurmountable.

[dizzydiodes]

@badassitron said:

“You’ve never had to climb to reach a shelf?”

"Well, of course I have. But that's not embarrassing! That's just how it is when the bigger 'bots build everything. And climbing is easier than waiting around for someone to pick me up."

[commanderelita]

“…am I not SUPPOSED to eat the game pieces?”

“No, no you are not.” And just for that, she’s going to make him play with a holographic set next time.

[xretiredcommanderx]

@badassitron asked - ⏳

⋆｡ﾟ🪐｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆ She should not have been out in Iacon. She had been warned to stay inside the apartments while Orion or her Sire were at the Hall of Records. She couldn't help it though; she got restless. Staying inside one apartment, no matter how nice it was, could drive a bot insane.

So from time to time she would take calculated risks and leave the apartments. Either no one saw her or they cared. She had never been caught and that was what mattered.

Magnus walked through the streets of Iacon, taking in every detail and studying it for memory. She had particular interests in the construction caste system. They were hard workers and there was one particular mech she seemed to fancy from the bunch.

However, today she didn't get a chance to sneak over and visit her construction friends today. Because she caught wind of a rather new face that didn't particularly look like the norm.

Small, yellow; there was something about the chassis that was different than the rest of his frame. There was distinctly some extra plating on his face too--she was certain she could see that.

Magnus blinked. She eyed around wondering if anyone else in Iacon noticed the peculiar mech. No? Was everyone in their own daze that they did not notice?

With a tiny squint, Magnus took that little step forward and made herself go toward this bot...apparition? Now she would play the common game of if she was having a hallucination or if this was reality.

[starfoam]

@badassitron

Fortunately for B, Luminous seems to get it.

"Oh! Oh, no, um, that's not. Good grief. Back home, a bumper is just a barrier to protect, like, vehicles and things from collision. You know, you bump it instead of the thing. But that's... very different."

Oops.

"Hm. It'd be nice if I had some way to check common jargon on Cybertron so I don't make that mistake again. Or maybe I can just start referencing Earth things instead... but that'd just sound like nonsense, wouldn't it? I don't want to suggest something that sounds like gibberish."