#B-Grade Adventurer With a Bad Guy Face: Becomes a Daddy to the Hero and His Fellow Children

[saiyef]

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Japanese: Negative Yuusha to Maou-gun Kanbu

English: Negative Hero and Demon King's General

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Japanese: Madou no keifu

Emglish: Truth Weavers

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Japanese: Hone Dragon no Mana Musume

English: The Skull Dragon's Precious Daughter

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Japanese: Ningengirai no Maou-sama wa Youjo ni mo Youshashinai

English: The Human-Hating Demon Lord Has No Mercy for Little Girls

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Japanese: Saigai de Tamago wo Ushinatta Dragon ga Nazeka Ore wo Sodate Hajimeta

English: The Dragon That Lost Its Eggs Started Raising Me for Some Reason!

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Japanese: Akuninzura shita B-kyuu Boukensha: Shujinkou to Sono Osananajimi-tachi no Papa ni naru

English: B-Grade Adventurer With a Bad Guy Face: Becomes a Daddy to the Hero and His Fellow Children

Series about Parents raising children in a Fantasy Setting

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Japanese: Isekai Yururi Kikou: Kosodateshinagara Boukensha Shimasu

English: Isekai Yururi Kikou: Raising Children While Being an Adventurer

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Japanese: Boukensha ni Naritai to Miyako ni Deteitta Musume ga S Rank ni Natteta

English: My Daughter who Left for the Capital to Become an Adventurer Reached S Rank

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Japanese: Maid kara Haha ni Narimashita

English: From Maid to Mother

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Japanese: Boukensha License o Hakudatsu Sareta Ossan Dakedo, Manamusume ga Dekita no de Nonbiri Jinsei

English: I'm a Middle-Aged Man Who Got My Adventurer License Revoked, But I'm Enjoying a Carefree Lifestyle Because I Have an Adorable Daughter Now

Title

Japanese: Senken no Majutsushi to Yobareta Kenshi

English: The Swordsman Called the Countless Swords’ Sorcerer

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Japanese: Moto Kizoku Reijou de Mikon no Haha Desuga, Musumetachi ga Kawaii Sugite Boukenshagyo mo Ku ni Narimasen

English: Even Though I’m a Former Noble and a Single Mother, My Daughters Are Too Cute and Working as an Adventurer Isn’t Too Much of a Hassle

[littleeyesofpallas]

Akuninzura shita B-kyuu Boukensha Shujinkou to sono Osananajimi-tachi no PAPA ni naru[悪人面したB級冒険者 主人公とその幼馴染たちのパパになる]

B-GRADE ADVENTURER with A BAD GUY FACE Becomes A Daddy To The Hero And His Fellow Children

[beesandwasps]

From Akuninzura shita B-kyuu Boukensha: Shujinkou to Sono Osananajimi-tachi no Papa ni Naru (“B-Grade Adventurer With a Bad Guy Face Becomes a Daddy to the Hero and His Fellow Children”) by “Enji”

thinking about the time I was 5 and a teacher explained what Heaven was to me for the first time (all the best people are there, recess is forever, and I could eat as much chocolate as I wanted) and I'm like ma'am sign me the FUCK up (roughly speaking) and then she had me pray to Jesus to ask to become an Xtian

And I was SO absolutely excited, because I thought I'd get immediately beamed up into Heaven, Star Trek style. Everyone else in my class may have been excited about recess coming up, but they were SUCKERS because I was about to get FOREVER recess, and INFINITE chocolate

And I'm like man what's wrong with people that everyone doesn't do this. And my teacher was like you are so smart and that's so true and I'm like yeah I AM so smart and that IS so true

cut to around an hour later, and I'm now angry, confused, and hurt, that Jesus was taking so long to beam me up to Heaven and I was expected to go to REGULAR, FINITE, TEMPORARY recess. A little delay, I could understand. The man was probably very busy. But once it got to a whole hour, that was just unreasonable.

So I go and ask the teacher what went wrong, and why Jesus was dragging his feet on this whole taking me to Heaven thing, and she was like oh. I'm sorry. You only go to Heaven when you're dead.

And I asked her something along the lines of, so the only people who know about Heaven are dead people. and we can't talk to dead people

And she uncomfortably said, Yes.

And I just scowled at her and walked away.

She never tried to talk to me about Jesus or Heaven ever again, but I hope the next time she wanted to convert a five year old, she thought about me scowling up at her in my thick rimmed glasses asking what exactly the holdup was for the Good Lord to just fucking kill me already lmao