#Azcyrrimeowndifelixasimilian

[wearesorcerer]

This has been a test of the Emeowgency Broadcast System. This is only a test.

[wearesorcerer]

Meow's Sign: "Oh look, @we-are-warshaper , it me!"

[wearesorcerer]

Meow: (Spontaneously rabbitizes.)

Meow, fist clenched, doing a great impression of Dean Wormer in a rabbit voice:

"WARSHAPER!"

[wearesorcerer]

[we-are-monk]

Monk receives a postcard.

Picture:

Dear Hanako,

I'm considering making my own martial-ish art based on ignoring the laws of physics and demanding treats at unreasonable hours. I'm thinking of calling it "The Tao of Meow."

Thoughts?

-Azcyrrimeowndifelixasimilian

Consider starting with qinggong lightness training?

[wearesorcerer]

Meow: (Appears before Obe looking exactly like this.)

Meow's Sign: "ץєคђ, เ Շђเภк ץ๏ย ﻮ๏Շ เՇ."

[lady-quen]

Azcyrrimeowndifelixasimilian the Pl- I mean, the Sorcerer. 3 hours long artwork :))

@wearesorcerer You are obligated to never stop catposting.

[wearesorcerer]

Tumblr notified me that my Meow sideblog is now four years old. I'm kinda shocked: time drags and flies at the same time, so this kinda snuck up on me, and I've done nothing with it other than save a bunch of cat posts as drafts. Anyway, it got me thinking:

[wearemage]

@wearesorcerer I had a vision while showering...

Alarin: Never thought I’d die fighting side by side with a cat.

Azcyrrimeowndifelixasimilian: What about side by side with a friend?

Alarin: No, I mean I didn’t think I’d die at all...

Also @incorrectwaaquotes

[wearesorcerer]

How to Defeat Meow, Step 1:

[wearesorcerer]

Not sure if its been asked before but...

If Meow had a pokemon team, what would it be?

Oh dear, I hadn't thought about that! What I would make and what Meow would make are completely different. Give me a moment to think.

[wearesorcerer]

Meow has provided this service to @wearemage a few times. (Equipping Meow gives a passive bonus to a certain ability score based on where/how Meow is equipped.)

[alarinombrelame]

Meow appears before Alarin. The cat holds in its mouth a dish labeled "Azcyrrimeowndifelixasimilian" and a sushi menu. A sign appears: "You haven't eaten today. Can't your blood sacrifices to Hastur wait?"

"I'm not a Hastur's worshi... Whatever. We should eat, indeed.

You are aware I am not 4 years old?"

[we-are-swashbuckler]

And things like this are why it’s so hard to live with the collective since  Azcyrrimeowndifelixasimilian turned up. A charismatic cat with magical powers? 

[wearesorcerer]

@we-are-warshaper : (Turns into a cucumber, rolls behind Meow.)

Meow:

[wearemage]

Azcyrrimeowndifelixasimilian appears before Alarin but behind a DM Screen. The cat holds up a sign, "You see a little red dot. Roll for initiative."

Fortunately, Alarin is wearing the t-shirt I ordered recently:

He stares blankly for a while before rolling. There’s no point in arguing with Azcy.