#Azcyrrimeowndifelixasimilian

[wearesorcerer]

*Ties strings to the Ioun stones while you're sleeping so you wake up wrapped up like a Maypole* "I'm going to regret this" - Obe Tefferyill, Warshaper.

I always wondered which blob was your main! Now that I've been in the Collective for several years, I think I have enough cred built up to remake my spreadsheet of blogs.*

Honestly? Meow would wake up and play with the strings for a bit. Then Meow might investigate, but would probably get distracted cleaning.

*Ever since I developed Hashimoto's thyroiditis (aka autoimmune hypothyroidism; 2013), I've had difficulty remembering names I have learned subsequent to developing the condition, even of people I see regularly and/or care about. (I remember names I learned prior to Hashimoto's just fine.) It takes a lot of practice for me to join name to face. (Faces, however, remain easy -- thankfully.) It's not that I can't, it's that it takes quite a bit of repetition for it to work -- and will fade more quickly if that repetition ceases. (This in itself has caused serious problems for me with other people.) It's easier on a website (where you constantly see names), but keeping track of who's who (when people have multiple blogs and screennames) isn't.

Back when the Collective was active on here (before I took up Sorcerer), I made a spreadsheet to help myself with it. I forget why I mentioned it publicly, but I did. At the time, I made it a point to follow every blog in the Collective except (IIRC) three: Cleric, Cowboy (no me gusta Westerns), and Luchador (no me gusta los luchadores). One of the people who ran Threadmage objected because it was creepy for some rando not in the Collective to be compiling such info (understandable), so I deleted it, even though it was entirely for personal use to aid in something others can do in their heads and I didn't share the information or document with anyone. (I did end up unfollowing Threadmage, but that was mostly due to volume of posts: I unfollow any blog I like that posts too much for my tastes/ability to make my way back to where I left off after a dash refresh. I can't say there wasn't resentment as well, but it was at least 70/30 volume of posts.)

Now, I have very little idea who's active, who isn't, how the Collective split (along which lines), and which main belongs to which member, let alone can remember such things after learning them. Like, I'm pretty sure @mortallyjollybear runs something, but haven't a clue what. The only mains I know are Knight's, Mage's (seemingly defunct along with Mage), Ninja's, and Pally's (due to frequent enough interaction) and the only sideblogs I know belong to anyone are Knight's (Aasimar [defunct] and Samurai). To be fair, there were a lot of active or semi-active blogs back then, which hasn't been the case since the Tumblpocalypse.

[wearesorcerer]

Meow's Sign: "Oh look, @we-are-warshaper , it me!"

[wearesorcerer]

This has been a test of the Emeowgency Broadcast System. This is only a test.

[wearesorcerer]

Meow and either @we-are-warshaper or @wearemage .

[we-are-monk]

Monk receives a postcard.

Picture:

Dear Hanako,

I'm considering making my own martial-ish art based on ignoring the laws of physics and demanding treats at unreasonable hours. I'm thinking of calling it "The Tao of Meow."

Thoughts?

-Azcyrrimeowndifelixasimilian

Consider starting with qinggong lightness training?

[wearesorcerer]

Meow: (Appears before Obe looking exactly like this.)

Meow's Sign: "ץєคђ, เ Շђเภк ץ๏ย ﻮ๏Շ เՇ."

[lady-quen]

Azcyrrimeowndifelixasimilian the Pl- I mean, the Sorcerer. 3 hours long artwork :))

@wearesorcerer You are obligated to never stop catposting.

[wearesorcerer]

Meow: (Spontaneously rabbitizes.)

Meow, fist clenched, doing a great impression of Dean Wormer in a rabbit voice:

"WARSHAPER!"

[wearemage]

@wearesorcerer I had a vision while showering...

Alarin: Never thought I’d die fighting side by side with a cat.

Azcyrrimeowndifelixasimilian: What about side by side with a friend?

Alarin: No, I mean I didn’t think I’d die at all...

Also @incorrectwaaquotes

[wearesorcerer]

[wearesorcerer]

Tumblr notified me that my Meow sideblog is now four years old. I'm kinda shocked: time drags and flies at the same time, so this kinda snuck up on me, and I've done nothing with it other than save a bunch of cat posts as drafts. Anyway, it got me thinking:

[alarinombrelame]

Meow appears before Alarin. The cat holds in its mouth a dish labeled "Azcyrrimeowndifelixasimilian" and a sushi menu. A sign appears: "You haven't eaten today. Can't your blood sacrifices to Hastur wait?"

"I'm not a Hastur's worshi... Whatever. We should eat, indeed.

You are aware I am not 4 years old?"

[wearesorcerer]

How to Defeat Meow, Step 1:

[wearesorcerer]

Not sure if its been asked before but...

If Meow had a pokemon team, what would it be?

Oh dear, I hadn't thought about that! What I would make and what Meow would make are completely different. Give me a moment to think.

[we-are-swashbuckler]

And things like this are why it’s so hard to live with the collective since  Azcyrrimeowndifelixasimilian turned up. A charismatic cat with magical powers? 

[wearemage]

Azcyrrimeowndifelixasimilian appears before Alarin but behind a DM Screen. The cat holds up a sign, "You see a little red dot. Roll for initiative."

Fortunately, Alarin is wearing the t-shirt I ordered recently:

He stares blankly for a while before rolling. There’s no point in arguing with Azcy.