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wearemage · 1 day ago

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Smith took a spade from beside the back door and hesitated.

"Granny."

"What?"

"Do you know how wizards like to be buried?"

"Yes!"

"Well, how?"

Granny Weatherwax paused at the bottom of the stairs.

"Reluctantly."

Equal Rites — Terry Pratchett

#sir terry pratchett #Humor #granny weatherwax

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wearemage · 3 days ago

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#Humor #Magic #Fireball #meme

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wearemage · 9 days ago

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#sometimes it is like that #but tbh I am always a big fan of good ol reliable magic missile #humor #meme #wizard

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wearemage · 9 days ago

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#You better do #Meme #trans rights #mage #wizard

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wearemage · 11 days ago

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“The old magic persists thanks to it’s unfathomable power.”

No, the old magic persists because the new magic can’t run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb.

#thanks for sending #magic #humor #true #love it

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wearemage · 14 days ago

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You are the Stab Wizard—you create magic by stabbing. Fire? Stab the air so hard it ignites. Teleportation? Stab a hole in reality and tear it open. Explosion? Stab an atom to split it apart. The other wizards are unsure what to make of this.

#thanks for sending #writing prompt #magic #humor #One needs a very sharp wand to accomplish this

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wearemage · 17 days ago

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#Haters will see you on your flying mount and be like “they can't even cast Fly!”#Art #Thanks for sending #familiar #flying mounts #magic #combat

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wearemage · 18 days ago

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#Meme #RPGs #It does #true

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wearemage · 21 days ago

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only thing that comes to mind today.

#RPGs #VtM #PSA #Important

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wearemage · 21 days ago

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Question: What is the greatest magic of all? Answer: Friendship, right? [B]: The greatest magic of all is not friendship, it's chronomancy, the ability to control and warp time. If friendship were the greatest magic, look, it's a pet peeve of mine (...)

DUNGEON MASTER BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN ANSWERS DnD QUESTIONS (TECH SUPPORT | WIRED)

#Brennan #Magic #True tho #Bless this man

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wearemage · 23 days ago

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Wizards are not naturally immortal, in fact creating their own form of immortality is their graduate thesis.

#Magic #Humor #Immortality #Writing prompts

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wearemage · 23 days ago

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