#Ayy mamacita

[elclassicohater]

GO GO JAMAICAN GENES

The quickest Inko in the world for her birthdayyyyyy

[pretty-princess-jeremy]

… Ayy, ayy, ayy

I got a condo in Manhattan

Baby girl, what's happenin'? (What's happenin'?)

You and your ass invited

So go on and get to clappin' (clap)

Go pop it for a player, pop-pop it for me

Turn around and drop it for a player (drop it)

Drop-drop it for me (drop it)

I'll rent a beach house in Miami ('ami)

Wake up with no jammies (nope)

Lobster tail for dinner (uh)

Julio, serve that scampi (Julio)

You got it if you want it, got, got it if you want it

Said, you got it if you want it, take my wallet if you want it, now

… Jump in the Cadillac

(Girl, let's put some miles on it)

Anything you want

(Just to put a smile on it)

You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all

And I'm gonna give it to you

… Gold jewelry shining so bright

Strawberry champagne on ice

Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like

Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like

Sex by the fire at night

Silk sheets and diamonds all white

Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like

Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like

… I'm talkin' trips to Puerto Rico (bih)

Say the word and we go (say it)

You can be my freaka (brr)

Girl, I'll be your fleeko, mamacita

I will never make a promise that I can't keep

I promise that your smile ain't gon' never leave

Shopping sprees in Paris (ooh)

Everything twenty-four karats (uh)

Take a look in that mirror (take a look)

Now tell me who's the fairest?

Is it you? (Is it you?) Is it me? (Is it me?)

Say it's us (say it's us) and I'll agree, baby

… Jump in the Cadillac

(Girl, let's put some miles on it)

Anything you want

(Just to put a smile on it)

You deserve it baby, you deserve it all

And I'm gonna give it to you

… Gold jewelry shining so bright

Strawberry champagne on ice

Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like

Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like

Sex by the fire at night

Silk sheets and diamonds all white

Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like

Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like

… You say you want a good time

Well, here I am, baby, here I am, baby

Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me

Talk to me, tell me, what's on your mind? (What's on your mind?)

If you want it, girl, come and get it

All this is here for you

Tell me, baby, tell me, tell me, baby

What you tryna do?

… Gold jewelry shining so bright

Strawberry champagne on ice

Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like (that's what I like, baby)

Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like (oh, oh)

Sex by the fire at night

Silk sheets and diamonds all white

Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like (that's what I like, baby)

Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like (ooh, ooh, ooh)

"Dont?? Dont sing Thats What I Like by Bruno Mars at me??!?!? Are you a freak are you getting freaky with me because this is NOT the freakyvator buddy"

[lyrics365]

Catalina

[Intro: NLE Choppa] (Ayy, that’s Snell) Let me start it by sayin’ Catalina, she a real dick pleaser Make it hard for me to leave her, kinda walk like a cheetah Knock the pussy out the park like my name Derek Jeter She a bad mamacita, very fine dick eater [Refrain: Yaisel LM & NLE Choppa] (Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha), dale (Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha), do what I say (Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha), dale Catalina,…

[welcome-to-gaytown]

go

to

bed

I DID ITS LIKE 5.30 AND I JUST WOKE UP BSFHDBSFBD I HAVE SCHOOL AND I NEED TO GET READY :,)

[ileftthisaccountsorry]

Ayy c'mere Mamacita 😫

ITS JUST MY ROBLOX CHARACTER HELP- /hj

[ace-angel-judas]

I’m not saying Jay would be the type to call her mamacita, buuuuttt... 5+5 = 10

Jay being like “ayy mamacita!” And Catalina fucking going off like “I ain’t your fucking mommy!” While Kyoko laughs her ass off.

[cypherptqueer]

I am still allergic to DMs and I barely manage my social media presence recently but I just wanted to give you a reminder that I love you and I wish you the best the world has to offer, sooner rather than later preferably 💙

Ayy Mamacita. It's okay. I love you too. I hope you enjoy this year and find happiness!

And please remember that you're really important to me and I'll wait for you<3333

[naughty-teddy-innit]

South of the Border - The Eduardo Esquivel Extended Version LYRICS- DIRTY 🔥

*Ed*

She got the, mm, brown eyes, caramel thighs

Long hair, no wedding ring, hey

I saw you lookin' from across the way

And now I really wanna know your name

She got the, mm, white dress, but when she's wearin' less

Man, you know that she drives me crazy

The, mm, brown eyes, beautiful smile

You know I love watching you do your thing

I love her hips, curves, lips say the words

"Te amo, mami, ah, te amo, mami"

I kiss her, this love is like a dream

So join me in this bed that I'm in

And push up on me and sweat, darling

So I'm gonna put my time in

I won't stop until the angels sing

Jump in that water, be free

Come south of the border with me

Jump in that water, be free

Come south of the border with me

Bareback riding in a green field near Buenos Aires

Until the sun's rising, we won't stop until the angels sing....

Jump in that water, be free

Come south of the border with me

Jump in that water, be free

Come south of the border with me (heavy breaths)

*Camila*

He got that, mm, green eyes, givin' me signs

That he really wants to know my name, hey

I saw you lookin' from across the way

And suddenly, I'm glad I came, ay!

Ven para acá quiero bailar, toma mi mano

Quiero sentir tu cuerpo en mi, estás temblando

Mm, green eyes, takin' your time

Now we know we'll never be the same

I love his lips 'cause he says the words

"Te amo, mami, ah, te amo, mami"

Don't wake up, this love is like a dream

So join me in this bed that I'm in

Push up on me and sweat, darling

So I'm gonna put my time in (time in)

I won't stop until the angels sing

Jump in that water, be free

Come south of the border with me

Jump in that water, be free

Come south of the border with me

Flawless diamonds

In a green field near Buenos Aires

Until the sun's rising

We won't stop until the angels sing

Jump in that water, be free

Come south of the border with me

Jump in that water, be free

Come south of the border with me

*Ed*

She got the, mmm, nice style, au naturel, no makeup on her face

She tells me "mmm there's no, man of the house,

I love it when she puts me in my place

She don't wear mmm no thong, no high heels on, she wear converse every day...

She got the mmm, brown eyes, beautiful smile, you know I love watching you do your thing.

I love her hips, curves, lips say the words

"Te amo, mami, ah, te amo, mami"

I kiss her, this love is like a dream

So join me in this bed that I'm in

And push up on me and sweat, darling

So I'm gonna put my time in

I won't stop until the angels sing

Jump in that water, be free

Come south of the border with me

Jump in that water, be free

Come south of the border with me

Flawless diamonds

In a green field near Buenos Aires

Until the sun's rising

We won't stop until the angels sing

Jump in that water, be free

Come south of the border with me

Jump in that water, be free

Come south of the border with me (Cardi, uh)

*Cardi B*

You never live 'til you risk your life (life)

You wanna shine, you gotta get more ice (ice, ice)

Am I your lover or I'm just your vice? (Woo!)

A little crazy, but I'm just your type (okurr)

You want the lips and the curves, need the whips and the furs

And the diamonds I prefer, and my closet his and hers, ayy

He want the lil' mamacita, margarita (margarita)

I think that Ed got a lil' jungle fever, ayy (woo!)

You are more than (you are more than) something borin' (somethin' borin')

Legs up and tongue out, Michael Jordan, uh (uh)

Go explorin' (woo, woo), somethin' foreign (skrrt, skrrt)

Bust it open, rainforest, it be pourin', yeah

Kiss me like you need me, rub me like a genie

Pull up to my spot in Lamborghini

'Cause you gotta see me, never leave me

You got a girl that could finally do it all

Drop a album, drop a baby, but I never drop the ball, uh

*Ed (That SHIT 😳)

I wanna take you to Mexico....

Fuck on a beach in Sao Paolo....

Come South of the Border, Border...

Come South of the Border with me...

I wanna go to Columbia...

I fell in love in Peru, ya know...

Come South of the Border, Border...

Come South of the Border with me

*Ed & Camila*

So join me in this bed that I'm in

And push up on me and sweat, darling

So I'm gonna put my time in

I won't stop until the angels sing

Jump in that water, be free

Come south of the border with me

Jump in that water, be free

Come south of the border with me

So join me in this bed (this bed) that I'm in (that I'm in)

Push up on me and sweat, darling (oh, oh)

So I'm gonna put my time in

I won't stop until the angels sing (na, na, na)

Jump in that water, be free

Come south of the border with me

Come south of the border, border (hey)

Come south of the border with me

Come south of the border, border

Come south of the border with me

Jump in that water, be free

Come south of the border with me

Jump in that water, be free

Come south of the border with me

Heavy Breathing (I HATE HIM)

Come South of the Border, Border....

Hey...

Come South of the Border, Border...

[pr-ay-the-gay-away]

South Of The Border

Ok, first off: Camila’s vocals on this track are EPIC.

Now that that’s out of the way

So the pronouns on this track are male but honestly that means NOTHING because:

I love his lips 'cause he says the words "Te amo, mami, ah, te amo, mami"

We know that whack-ass chauvinistic Z-list fraudulent scam artist piece of forgettable trash wouldn’t and couldn’t speak Spanish for shit

There’s also the Never Be The Same throwback line:

Mmm, green eyes, takin' your time Now we know we'll never be the same

And as we’ve already proven, NBTS was first performed months in advance of Ewmila’s supposed first meeting(s). Plural, because they tried to push two different narratives for when Ewmila met. Remember that the original narrative that they were pushing for most of 2018 was that Ewmila met in January 2018, and then they went and changed the narrative in a completely rubbish Marie Claire write-up published in November 2018, where they then claimed that Ewmila met in September 2017 and tried to insinuate that NBTS could have been written about Ew. A fucking STUPID ASS basic AF fake as SHIT narrative. We have videos recorded of NBTS being performed live from June 2017 and the song would have been written and produced in advance of of those live performances as well. Stupid fucks.

Ewmila is an even worse, broken AF narrative compared to Shonmila

It’s just that Shonmila shippers a bit more annoying - but do you know WHY that is? It’s because Ewmila doesn’t HAVE any shippers. They have street team stan accounts and astroturfing accounts that pretended to ship Ewmila. These accounts either SHUT DOWN or altogether jump shipped to Shonmila literally THE DAY after Ewmila were publicly reported to be over and the Shonmila narrative officially began (coincidentally with the release of Señorita)

So watch these Shonmila shippersastroturfers and street team stans go on that complete dumpster fire of a platformTwitter to try and relate this song to Ew as Camila’s ex, because that’s what they’re going to be told by Roger to do. Well don’t fucking let them get away with it.

Anyway, let’s flip the pronouns on this song and fix it

[Verse 1: Lauren Jauregui] She got the mmm, brown eyes, caramel thighs Long hair, no wedding ring, hey I saw you lookin' from across the way And now I really wanna know your name She got the mmm, white dress, but when she’s wearin' less Man, you know that she drives me crazy The mmm, brown eyes, beautiful smile You know I love watching you do your thing

[Pre-Chorus: Lauren Jauregui] I love her hips, curves, lips say the words "Te amo, mami, ah, te amo, mami" I kiss her, this love is like a dream

[Chorus: Lauren Jauregui] So join me in this bed that I'm in Push up on me and sweat, darling So I’m gonna put my time in And won't stop until the angels sing Jump in that water, be free Come south of the border with me Jump in that water, be free Come south of the border with me

[Verse 2: Camila Cabello] She got that mmm, green eyes, givin' me signs That she really wants to know my name—hey I saw you lookin' from across the way And suddenly, I'm glad I came, ay! Ven para acá quiero bailar, toma mi mano Quiero sentir tu cuerpo en mi, estás temblando Mmm, green eyes, takin' your time Now we know we'll never be the same

[Pre-Chorus: Camila Cabello] I love her lips 'cause she says the words "Te amo, mami, ah, te amo, mami" Don’t wake up, this love is like a dream

[Chorus: Lauren Jauregui & Camila Cabello, Lauren Jauregui, Camila Cabello] So join me in this bed that I’m in Push up on me and sweat, darling So I'm gonna put my time in (Time in) And won’t stop until the angels sing Jump in that water, be free Come south of the border with me Jump in that water, be free Come south of the border with me (Rrrat)

[Bridge: Lauren Jauregui & Camila Cabello] Flawless diamonds In a green field near Buenos Aires Until the sun's rising We won't stop until the angels sing Jump in that water, be free Come south of the border with me Jump in that water, be free Come south of the border with me

[Verse 3: Cardi B & Camila Cabello] (Bardi, uh) You never live 'til you risk your life (Life) You wanna shine, you gotta get more ice (Ice, ice, oh) Am I your lover or I’m just your vice? (Woo, yeah yeah) A little crazy, but I'm just your type (Okurrr) You want the lips and the curves, need the whips and the furs And the diamonds I prefer, and my closet hers and hers, ayy You want the lil' mamacita, margarita (Margarita) I think that Lauren got a lil' jungle fever, ayy (Woo!) You want more then? (You want more then?) Sound borin' (Sound borin') Legs up and tongue out, Michael Jordan, uh (Uh) Go explorin' (Woo, woo), somethin' foreign (Skrrt, skrrt) Bust it up, a rain forest, it be pourin', yeah Kiss me like you need me, rub me like a genie Pull up to my spotted Lamborghini 'Cause you gotta see me, never leave me (Never leave me) You got a girl that could finally do it all Drop a album, drop a baby, but I never drop the ball, uh

[Pre-Chorus: Lauren Jauregui, Camila Cabello, Both] So join me in this bed (This bed) that I'm in (That I'm in) Push up on me and sweat, darling (Oh no, no, no) So I'm gonna put my time in And won't stop until the angels sing Jump in that water, be free Come south of the border with me Come south of the border, border (Hey) Come south of the border with me Come south of the border, border Come south of the border with me Jump in that water, be free Come south of the border with me Jump in that water, be free Come south of the border with me

Now that that’s fixed, are we ready to acknowledge that the production on this track is derivative of Ed’s “Shape of You”? Yes? Yes.

[themagnificentnatalie]

To all you people who like MakiCute but sadly don’t know Spanish, I have translated the Spanish into English via Google Translate because i’m sucky :P

Anyways, let’s just get to it! 

Title Translated To English: Papyrus Fell In Love

Remember that I used Google Translate, so even though I’m sucky, hope you enjoy the English translation :3

Papyrus: A good walk to my class always clears the cobwebs and puts me in a mental state suitable for school... 

Sans, talking to a girl nearby: Hello, nice legs! Would you like to walk in my Maserati? Well, it's the potato minivan and you would have to drive. I don’t reach the wheel, hehe.

Girl: Goodbye! ~

Sans, calling out to her: Wait! My dad also pays for lunch, I have his card!

Papyrus: Theft and robbery that a woman in her trial would refuse such an exit?

Sans: Hi Paps, how are you? Don’t go and I'll get you a double date. You’ll be surprised how many girls fall at my feet for my super Maserati...

Papyrus: Oh, yes? How many?

Sans: Still none...

Papyrus: I'm not surprised at all...

Sans: I said you would be surprised!

Papyrus: I do more important things, Mom hired a tutor to teach the italics.(but who’s the mom?)

Sans: Oh yeah? I'll show you another little thing and for free.

Papyrus: Agh! No, Sans, I mean writing in italics!

Sans: Wonderful! Can you write bad words on my belly?(but sans do you even have a- never mind..)

Papyrus: Agh... I give up, I really worry about your future.

Sans: Ah?

Papyrus: You never think about that, brother?

Sans: Do you look tared?!(what lol) I always think about the future all the time!(you made your point sans)

Papyrus: Ah??

Sans: For example, now I'm thinking about what I want to eat. And before I finish eating, I'll be thinking about what to have for dinner!(*facepalms*)

Papyrus: I mean your future, very future.

Sans: I plan to go to the hamburger this weekend.(i literally just imagined him walking into an actual fricking hamburger lmao) Hahaha!

Papyrus: Yes, your future is guaranteed, although there is probably a paper hat.

Sans: Oh ay ay, you're already planning my birthday party...

Papyrus: Agh! Plover head ... just think about eating and about women. Thank God I am involved in more intellectual things. (drops cloth)

Bunny Girl: Small one, did you drop this? It’s your handkerchief?

Papyrus: Oh y-yes, yes yes… T-Thank you…

Bunny Girl: Put it in your pocket or you'll lose it~ I have to go. Goodbye!~

Sans: (pops up) Good move...

Papyrus: Oh!!! Mamacita the devil!!! (wtf Papy)

Sans: The old trick of the handkerchief and in a graceful corner. Yes, you got a very good one, Paps. How good...

Papyrus: Oh, I dot know what you're talking about. I hardly noticed the woman. Also, I do not have time for romantic alliances. I'm in a hurry to become a young magnate in international finance. What makes you think I've even looked at her? It means nothing to me. NOTHING!

Sans: (mocking) (girly voice) Small one, your handkerchief fell! (normal voice) Blah blah blah. (girly voice) Oops! What a wind! (slightly deep voice) Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum-

Papyrus: Enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough!

Sans: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! 

Night...

*cricket sound*

Papyrus: *groans* .... (remembers the incident with the bunny girl) *stronger moans*(laughed my ass off at that part) *hides face under covers* *has a dream*

His Dream:

Papyrus: Ah, miss... 

Bunny Girl: Yes, dear~? 

Papyrus: Thank you for returning my handkerchief. Will you marry me?!

Bunny Girl: Naturally dear~(stop saying dear bunny girl)

Papyrus: Ayy... 

Bunny Girl: Let's tell your mom~

Papyrus: Yes! 

Bunny Girl: It's amazing that I've got someone like you.

Papyrus: Thanks... Did you know that I can write my full name in italics?

Bunny Girl: Ayy, I love it! You are a genius!

Papyrus: Yes! Hahahahaha!

~His Dream Ends~

Papyrus: (is asleep happy)

Holy CRAP this was long! I’m really tired, but it did come out nicely at least! For you, MickyCute/MakiCute! :)

[ree-duh]

Ayy mamacita wwyd if I was there rn with you🙈😏😏

Call the police

[blubeloved]

ayy mamacita

[morcinder]

(( patty >;3c

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗💗(purely aesthetic appreciation of looks)

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗💗(how close a friend they consider them)/She likes Patty a LOT but theres a lot she wouldnt tell patty yet that she would tell Kid or Soul

SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗💗💗💗(wanting to have sex with them)/Ayy mamacita 

ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗💗💗(hoping for a romantic relationship)/Still likes Patty a lot, but she also knows shes still bruised inside from her last relationship, and she isnt 100% sure anything could last between them, and a relationship going bad would be a big problem

💔 Non-existent💗 Very low💗💗 A little💗💗💗 Hopeful💗💗💗💗 High💗💗💗💗💗 Maximum

[bastardantichrist]

*Whispers* Ayy mamacita

[ace-angel-judas]

One of the best asks I’ve found in the archive

I’m not saying Jay would be the type to call her mamacita, buuuuttt... 5+5 = 10

Jay being like “ayy mamacita!” And Catalina fucking going off like “I ain’t your fucking mommy!” While Kyoko laughs her ass off.

The better part is that Kyoko knows Spanish….

So when Catalina follows her “I ain’t your fucking mommy,” with a string of Spanish, Kyoko is going to understand it all and keep laughing.

[floweringeclipse]

MMMFMFMFMFMM ♜

Send a symbol for my muse’s reaction (nsfw edition) || HIT ME W/ IT

♜: Whispering dirty things into my muse’s ear

{ @telumscintilla } ayy lil mamacita, come whisper in my ear

Lightning clears her throat quietly. “Encanta verte trabajando…”

“¿Qué?” The younger huntress quips, whipping around to face the other. She didn’t quite catch that, her Spanish had gone rusty. Something about working. Maybe she was being asked about a recent hunt. “Repita, por favor?”

“Encanta verte trabajando,” Lightning leans in closer, incredibly so, and continues in a low, hushed whisper in Iris’ ear, “y me hace pensar en que trabajas en mi cama.” A breathy laugh follows, too quiet for anyone else but Iris to hear. 

Ok, there was definitely something about bed, there. The soldier shoots her a smirk before taking her leave hastily without another word, the shield left with a faint dusting of pink on her cheeks and a look of both confusion and embarrassment.

“Pa-pararse! Light, saglit lang–” Spanish and Galahdi tangle in a big mess in the flustered woman’s head.  “’Tang ina, what did you say?!”

**Encanta verte trabajando. Y me hace pensar en que trabajas en mi cama =  Love seeing you work. Makes me think about you working in bed.

Pararse = stop. Saglit lang = just a moment/hold on. ‘Tang (putang) ina = your mother is a whore (not meant to insult Light, it’s more often used to voice frustration)